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veliseraptor · 3 months

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in some funny ways I actually think vegas is more the "i can fix him" in his and pete's relationship than pete is. he looks at pete and can recognize the ways pete is screwed up in ways that pete doesn't! and he wants to help! unfortunately most of the time he is not very good at this

#vegaspete #this is my headcanon anyway #partly because i think it is funny #kinnporsche #vegas theerapanyakul #pete saengtham #aggressively headcanons

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negativecharm · 5 months

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Sometimes, Simon would randomly have his arms stretched out for you in the middle of working and be like, "Come 'ere." so you can climb onto his lap and cuddle with him while he focuses on his task at hand.

If reader is pretty small compared to him, one has to look twice at him to see the smaller one snuggling into his chest while completely engulfed in his hold with both of your legs slung over one of his thighs.

If you wriggle further into him, he'll drop his work and squeeze you in his arms just a little to evoke a giggle out you which he also follows to do at the sound.

He'll spend the next ten minutes stroking your head and won't even realize he's gently rocking his body side to side with you in his arms.

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solmesia · 3 months

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As a scholar, I think halsin (esp as a bear) gets TERRIBLE cute aggression over astarion

He’s like “I wanna grab that lil elf and bite him like a squeaky toy and shake!!!!”

Cause astarion is just THAT CUTE

yes good yes good yes good

#halstarion #bloodbear #blood and honey #ursa minor #halsin silverbough #astarion ancunin #halsin x astarion #ah yes #cute aggression headcanons #biting kink #anon #asks #my art #all i can think about ngl #bg3 fanart #baldur’s gate 3

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lunarw0rks · 7 months

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simon the type to keep a spray bottle within his reach, for you;

you slouch? one spray to the nape of your neck

you bite/chew your nails, god forbid? two aggressive spritzes to your face

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alexpdcl · 2 months

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y'all ever think about them and feel a little warm and runny inside

#postal dude #postal fanart #champ the dog #postal 2 #running with scissors #my personal headcanons are that dude picked champ off from the street when he was a stray pup who got abandoned for being too aggressive #and at first taking care of a young pup is obviously difficult with how many times dude got shitted and peed on by champ but it also become #a test for his patience #this is very applicable to pacifist dude okay . ty for coming to my ted talk (taps mic into an empty room)#i have more in my head but that's for another day

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starrylevi · 4 months

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🎄 🎅🏽 🎂

“Ahem.”

You turn around with your baby girl and see Levi donned in a Santa hat, an unamused expression on his face.

You giggle as you walk over to him. “You look so cute!” You exclaim.

His mini me on your hip seems to agree as she coos excitedly when her eyes land on him. “Yes, doesn’t daddy look so cute?” You say in an exaggerated happy voice.

Levi rolls his eyes at you but you can see the corners of his lips curve upwards. “C’mere, sweetheart.” He speaks softly as he carefully takes her from your arms. Her chubby little hand immediately starts to pull on the white ball at the end of Levi’s hat. “She wants it off just like I do.” He remarks.

“Shush.” You adjust the hat for him so it’s harder for her to grab.

Levi playfully pouts. “I know…” Levi murmurs into the babe’s cheek, “Mama’s so mean for not letting you play with it.” He smirks as his gaze sets on you while he gently bounces her in his arms.

You’re about to playfully chastise him when your daughter babbles happily at the skin to skin contact between her and her father. Your heart melts at the sight and you quickly grab your phone to commemorate the moment. Levi never used to be a fan of photos (and for the record he still isn’t) but he feels differently when you or her are included, especially her.

“Happy Birthday Daddy!” You say with a beaming smile before you take the photo. Little babe follows the sound of your voice as she smushes her cheek against Levi’s, emitting a small chuckle from him. You’re grateful you’re able to catch their expressions on camera, the beautiful moment now frozen in time.

“Now a picture with both of my girls.” Levi gently tugs you by the waist and you eagerly oblige, briefly pausing to let Levi put your daughter between the two of you.

Your daughter continues to assault Levi’s cheek regardless of where she’s placed and you do the same with your daughter, pressing your lips lovingly against her cheek.

You don’t know it but in that moment Levi’s never felt more happy, or more loved. In that moment, he’s certain birthdays/Christmases aren’t so terrible after all.

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void-and-virtue · 2 months

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Tired: After Andrew graduates, Neil gets himself the most basic, unassuming used car imaginable. It’s gray and as universally beloathed amongst the original Foxes as Neil’s freshman year clothing choices.

Wired: Neil has a beautiful, sleek, state-of-the-art sports car because he insisted that he’s ‘fine’ and ‘can just run to the court and get some exercise in’ ‘I really don’t get why I’d need a car, Andrew’ so obviously Andrew took it upon himself to make sure he had something serviceable. It’s not Andrew’s fault that he happens to have standards and a sizeable signing bonus to blow on things like this. The car is still gray bc that’s Neil’s favorite color, but it’s a very pretty gray that actually looks amazing on it.

Inspired: Neil drives a cute little car that would be unassuming—if it wasn’t for the bright orange paint job. It is affectionally nicknamed ‘Carrot’.

#When it clicks Andrew is SO MAD #bested by his own joke from four years prior #absolutely wanting to strangle Neil (even more so than usual)#but you know he’d also aggressively save every picture the foxes force Neil to take next to his car and post on his social media #🐰🥕#aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #palmetto state foxes #aftg headcanon

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artiststarme · 11 months

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Steve had always wanted a dog. He wanted to cuddle on the couch, tug of war with old socks, and play catch in the yard. Most of all, he wanted a friend that would love him unconditionally.

So when he and Eddie got their first rundown house on the edge of Hawkins, he wanted to get a dog. They had a yard, savings in the bank, and plenty of time to spare between Eddie’s gigs and Steve’s school. He wanted a dog.

Eddie, though, wanted a cat. He was never a huge dog-lover. He didn’t really like the way dogs seemed so attached to their humans, they were too needy. He wanted a cat that kept to itself 23 hours of the day before finding its favorite person for minimal scritches and pets before disappearing once again to be a cat.

They were at an impasse. Neither one was backing down and after a two day silence streak, they reached a compromise. They would get a dog. Eddie could be reasoned with on the condition that they got a golden retriever because if he got a dog, you better believe it was going to be Steve’s twin.

With his acceptance, Steve brought home a puppy and named her Cinnamon. In a need to wreak havoc however, Eddie called her Van Halen and she only ever answered to that.

Years later when Van Halen was fully trained, Steve got his revenge. Eddie brought home a cat named Ozzy and Steve saw his chance. He called her exclusively Cuddlebug and from then on, she only answered to that.

It was so much worth it, seeing the grimace and full-body sigh Eddie took whenever he called her name. He learned the hard way that Steve holds a mean grudge (and usually gets payback in unexpected ways).

#Steve is a dog person and I will fight you on that #Eddie is very wary of getting on Steve’s bad side #He once forgot to unload the dishwasher so Steve took all of the dishes from the cabinets and put them on the table and counters #then watched Eddie put all of those AND the dishwasher dishes away while reading a magazine on Tom Cruise #Steve is the passive-aggressive type that you don’t know he’s mad until it’s too fucked up to fix it #stranger things #steddie #headcanon #steve harrington #eddie munson

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dantelionwishes · 8 months

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talk about gap moe......

bonus:

#gk #golden kamuy #koitsuki #koito otonoshin #tsukishima hajime #lionhe(art)#SO HAPPY I GET TO POST ART ONE MORE TIME #headcanon: koito is very cheerful and clingy but he's actually outwardly aggressive towards ppl other than tsukishima #vs. tsukishima being very deadpan and distant but being very weak in the knees only for koito

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sweepingboy · 5 days

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modern au fengqing is real because in their world therapy exists while in original universe they just have pei ming and his only advice is to get laid

#don't get me started how these love love each other so much they recognize their problems and work on them to be together #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #feng xin #mxtx tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf headcanon #okay actually pei ming can be a very good friend but he treats them sooooo differently #he kinda bullies fx #mq is his favorite because he finds his long lasting crush very touching #and while mu qing has like million doubts and insecurities feng xin is just annoying and stubborn #i just know mu qing watches this psychology videos on YouTube and tries his best to deal woth his passive aggression

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pinkysberg · 1 month

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im not a lesbian but i notice how quickly gay headcanons for men who have canonical relationships with women are explained away and given justification (which i support and do) but when you headcanon a female character who has canonically been in a relationship with a man as a lesbian, suddenly there's an issue and ppl start claiming "bi erasure" or whatever for a character who typically has 0 canonical sexual orientation. it's interesting. im sure a lesbian could give a much more comprehensive and analytical response to this but. i just think about it a lot.

#sadie adler is neither bisexual OR heterosexual just as she's not a lesbian #it's all headcanon #but ppl who get aggressive and upset when someone DARE say she's a lesbian by claiming Jake Adler urk me #let lesbians have fun #seen plenty of gay arthur hcs or gay dutch/hosea hcs and nobody leaps to say but mary or but molly/susan/annabelle or but bessie #bc we all seem to understand what a hc is #UNTIL it's a lesbian #thinky

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veliseraptor · 23 days

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🍄🍄🍄 :3

⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

both Pete and Vegas have separation anxiety. for Vegas it's about the anxiety that Pete is going to leave and not come back and he gets really frustrated with himself about it because it's a problem and he needs to be chill about Pete going off to do other things that aren't just about him (tall order).

meanwhile, for Pete it's about Vegas dying when he's not looking. after all, he's already almost failed to keep him alive once and it would be too easy for him to actually fail at it a second time. if he's not looking at Vegas then Vegas is a little bit Schrodinger's Vegas.

anyway this means they're both very weird about it when they're not in the same place and get substantially more comfortable when they are. Vegas thinks that this is a problem more than Pete does; as far as Pete is concerned Vegas thinks a lot of things are a problem that don't have to be, but that's also Pete's coping mechanism and he'll be damned if anyone gets to take it away from him.

#conversating #anonymous #vegaspete #vegas theerapanyakul #pete saengtham #kinnporsche the series #aggressively headcanons #lise memes

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negativecharm · 6 months

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Imagining a sleepy Ghost..

-You can't get his hands off of you when he's like that. He might take advantage of that kinda moment to act out of his boundry which he always hesitates to do. It gives him a reason to show you the side of him which he isn't familiar himself.

-He'd be one of those people who laughs at everything when he's intoxicated on his own drowsiness.

-You're on the bed with him, trying to study or finish your work and he keeps distracting you to just cuddle with him till he can fall asleep. It's almost like he's drunk but without the frisky part. It's just his giggling that gets out of control.

-He'll do that till you get really annoyed and if you're not gonna give up before he does he'll just fall asleep curled up next to you like a baby, holding onto you.

-Your attention's solely on your work but ten minutes later it's back on him when you hear a soft snore and you almost feel bad you turned him down for cuddles. You thought to yourself how can a grown man be this cute.

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clarabow-mp3 · 2 months

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i've been thinking about this all day so here's my thoughts on @sillylotrpolls 's "which member of the fellowship fucks":

frodo: too busy Brooding and perhaps even Yearning. maybe once or twice in his youth but to me just doesn't seem like the type of person to have casual sex.

sam: also too busy Yearning, but also just doesn't seem the type. he has a job, he's busy, he's in love with his boss AND the girl at the pub, it's a whole thing.

pippin: for all intents and purposes is like. 17. so again maybe once or twice but in very awkward, fumbling ways that made everyone involved think "wait, did that count?"

merry: fucks severely. confident, kind, intelligent, always there to lend a helping hand (😏). of course he pulls hobbits of all genders constantly. the only potential wrench in the works is the fact that he at the very least is already acquainted with his future wife, so maybe they've got something going on in which case he is probably not out romancing other hobbits.

gandalf: be so serious. who is he fucking? hobbits? saruman? shame those big naturals are going to waste but he does not fuck.

boromir: next after merry, imo. has been around, fighting battles and in taverns and such, and is prone to temptation so has definitely fucked at some point, probably multiple times. however he does hate himself for it.

aragorn: lives in the woods singing about his one true elven love. no way.

legolas: is not married, and therefore has not had sex. elf marriage is the one time tolkien wrote about sex and you're all ignoring it.

gimli: sure. why not? gimli fucks. good for him.

#lotr #i can't believe i wrote this. but i did. i put a lot of thought into it.#i think what bothers me about the frankly baffling number of legolas fucks truthers is that afaik that is literally the one time #that the aggressively catholic tolkien wrote about sex. and you're all just ignoring it.#we can just headcanon how we think gondorian or hobbit cultures treat sex and sexuality but we KNOW how elves feel about it #and sadly they do not fuck outside of the bounds of marriage. sucks for them!

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uselessmossball · 1 year

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Explaining top surgery scar to baby

#mob psycho reigen #mp100 #reigen arakata #mob psycho 100 #mob #kageyama shigeo #trans headcanon #I'm aggressively trans headcanoning him nothing can stop me

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undertheredhood · 6 months

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i just know that all of jason todd's childhood friends have issues with bruce. like if your friend got adopted by one of the wealthiest men in the city and just started having bruises (and other injuries) show up all over his body all the time and wouldn't give you a straight answer about where they came from (because he couldn't tell them that he was robin) when you ask him, you'd definitely be suspicious too, right?

jason dying at fifteen in another country probably didn't help their dislike and suspicions of bruce, it probably made it even worse.

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