#aggressively horribly 80s

[lonelyquail]

OK SINCE I SENT A DOUBLE BEFORE here's another!! um since you've mentioned sk recently hows abt your favourite order of no quarter member??

HMMM I don't have a specific favorite of the oonq so I am going to be resorting to semantics to twist this to a character I like (dark reize is like. he was Going to be made the last knight. it counts. it counts.)

anyway I love him so much and no one understands this 14 year old edgelord the way I do. not even the guy who he's technically just his oc. he's MY oc. (he actually is I took most of my interp of him and put it into a separate au and put That into an oc so if you're ever curious where nico comes from its him).

anyway (slaps this bad boy) he has so many identity debacles and also a shitty mom and so many fun possible interactions that. never happen. so I just threw that out and made my own au where he sticks around postgame (circumstances vary, he either splits off from nromal reize, is part of normal reize, or Doesn't get turned back and just stays Like This) and gets to sort out his issues starring: Lingering Memories From A Person You Don't Recognize As You, Finding A Purpose When The Thing You Were Conjured To Protect Is Gone And Said Conjurer slash Parent Is Effectively Dead, and also Just Generally Experiencing Emotions And Not Being Introspective Enough To Sort Them Out So Instead Just Being Really Angry That You Have Them And Causing Havoc. I like him

#shovel knight is hard bc i keep wanting to hc them in like. modern scenarios #anyway in a modern au reize wakes up in the morning realizes his phone played infinite 80 times since hes last been on it and goes Ah ! #i think both of them would listen to sonic music #ive got a few fun interactions between him and shield knight in my brain being (shield feeling somewhat responsible for Him In General #and feeling really bad abt it while dreize is just for once actually Afraid of her because shes like. shes Like enchantress but Wrong) #and id assume at this point hes had enough actual existence outside the tower that he'd know his time w enchantress was Horrible for him #so its all a very interesting situation in my brain but id like to think they work it out. theres a lot of apologies to be said there #even if it Wasnt shields fault by most accounts #theres other fun character interactions in my brain like him + normal reize and him + spec postgame but thats the main one #though i also have a hc that once the tower falls the Tower Inhabitants^tm stick around but just kinda take it back #mainly i like to think that gall made a community garden #and i have a scenario somewhere in my mind of dreize going back and not Entirely knowing what to do so just kind of. ripping up shit. #and it turns into gall going (hey if ur gonna can u at least rip up the weeds) and it becomes a good way to get dreizes aggression out #while also getting to rant to someone a lot more introspective than he is in the process #funnily enough i kind of managed to roll back to this interaction because i made ocs out of my interps of gall and dreize #so this Still Exists in my head its just with morty and nico #yeah tag ramble over i like this kid

[yanxidarlings]

YANDERE HP GOLDEN ERA: SLYTHERIN BOYS X DORMMATE READER

continuation of my previous post (i got caught up in getting out my anthony goldstein headcanons was it obvious). okay so full disclosure, i haven't read the fanfictions lorenzo and mattheo are from (i only read yandere is it obvious) (i see their faceclaims and cannot. exclude), so if i'm not portraying them correctly shout at me. but just for a moment, imagine having the 79-80 liner slytherin boys yandere for their dormmate? (okay there is a loophole i'll write for male readers/darlings if asked).

maybe they've known the reader/darling since childhood, and the sudden close proximity magnifies the possessive and obsessive tendencies they were developing towards the darling. or, the darling could suddenly get sorted into slytherin and now they have a roommate they did not expect to have. for the second scenario i don't think the darlings personality would matter much - either way, they're all apprehensive about this really cute kid they suddenly are dorming with.

maybe they give the reader a hard time at first (although this is only really likely to happen for a darling in a different house, or a muggleborn darling) but whoo boy if anyone else thinks of teasing the reader, they'll get hell from our dear slytherins here. actually, anyone who the reader pays mind to becomes a target of torment and bullying by draco and his gang. especially potter. please, reader, for potters own sanity and the good of the wizarding world, do not approach, think about or even look in the direction of harry. it ends in an ugly tantrum from draco, prolonged sarcasm from theodore, silence from blaise, aggression from mattheo and teasing from lorenzo. crabbe and goyle won't be carrying your books for you for the next week either.

when they get like this, it'll be the darling that'll have to make it up to them, or risk having it all drag out until one of them gets over it naturally.

GREGORY GOYLE & VINCENT CRABBE (cast josh herdman, jamie waylett):

they're all horribly possessive and jealous by default, but generally, crabbe and goyle are the easiest to deal with, they both have a soft spot for their darling, and are pretty used to being bossed around, the second choice and having to share. they're also the easiest to appease, putting food on crabbe's plate is enough to make him happy, and paying goyle any mind will go a long way.

they don't need constant attention (draco), validation (draco), and affection (draco), from their darling, and are content just being in their life.

BLAISE ZABINI (cast louis cordice):

after them, i honestly don't know who's worse. going in alphabetical order, blaise appears to be calm and uncaring when it comes to his darling, but do not be fooled, he's not going to sit back and let his darling get whisked away by the likes of a half blood (sorry mattheo), spolit daddy's boy (apologies draco), spolit mommy's boy (soz enzo) or someone who's one lab accident away from becoming a supervillain (blaise's words not mine theo).

blaise tolerates the rest of the slytherins for now, but if any of them think he'd ever fully agree to sharing with the likes of them, they are wrong. he fantasises about taking his darling away from the world after graduating, and probably has his mother trying to arrange a marriage the moment he decides they're his.

DRACO MALFOY (cast tom felton):

unlike blaise, draco is not even a little bit subtle about his possesiveness over his darling, he only see's the other slytherins as tools to ensure his darlings safety and happiness at hogwarts, and does not bother to pretend like he isn't planning to kidnap move the reader into malfoy manor the minute they graduate. actually, he couldn't wait that long.

he'll look for any opportunity to have the malfoy family gain custody of his darling. all the more better if his darling comes from a dysfunctional household. but either way, he'll make sure his family is all they have to turn to.

all i know about lorenzo is that he has mommy and daddy issues so i'll have to piggybank off that. he'll present himself as the 'sane' one, if his darling is complaining about the behaviour of the other slytherins, enzo wholeheartedly agree's with them "i don't know what's wrong with all of them - you sure you didn't slip any amortentia into their drinks?" he becomes a safe haven from the possessive obsession his dormmates seem to share for their darling.

LORENZO BERKSHIRE (fancast louis patridge):

lorenzo acts the most normal, but don't be fooled, he's just as obsessed as the rest of them. enzo is just better at hiding it. he too, frequently thinks about whisking them away, but is much less finite about it; holing his darling up in his house isn't the end goal. he could honestly live with sharing them with his fellow slytherins, but this is all assuming that the reader takes well to his attempts at becoming the 'sane one'.

if enzo isn't able to successfully befriend them, he'll have to settle for being the 'mean one'. teasing and humiliation follows his darling, as does he. it's not severe, but it's probably the push the reader needs to fall into deep depression and anxiety. so please, take the sane bait.

MATTHEO RIDDLE (fancast benjamin wadsworth):

mattheo doesn't exactly have a family reputation to uphold, blaise, draco, enzo and theo would want to keep up a respectable reputation, whatever that is in pureblood society, but mattheo? the dark lords son? he's entirely unhinged.

if lorenzo is the 'sane one', mattheo is the 'crazy one'.

he doesn't really care what his darling, or others, think of his behaviour. if he wants to spend time with them, he's going to. he'll pull them out of class, drag them away from the other slytherins, just to skip rocks in the black lake with them, or raid the kitchens. he doesn't really bother hiding his yandere tendencies, he'll actively tell his darling not to talk to certain people "because i said so" "stop asking questions", and will refuse to elaborate further. sometimes, there will be disturbing moments of honesty between him and his darling; he'll admit that he's obsessed with them, and threaten to attack people they pay attention to. and he'll tell them that they belong to him.

sometimes it's frightening and sometimes he'll come across as sweet. he is both predictable and unpredictable, which puts his darling at unease around him.

THEODORE NOTT (fancast lorenzo zurzolo):

theodore uses guilt to garner his darlings sympathy, all the more easier if they are childhood friends. he'll make sure they know about his harsh childhood, and make them feel responsible for his wellbeing. he's the only one to create a sense of dependency not built upon threats. out of all the slytherins, he gets to know his darling the best, he'll use guilt, emotional breakdowns and dark secrets to create a sense of obligation towards him.

theo is the most comforting of the slytherins to be around, he's quiet and the only one who they can spend time with without feeling much pressure. he demands the most of their attention, and is by far the most possessive. whilst i can see the other slytherins finding a way to deal with sharing their darling amonst themselves, if the rest don't back off eventually (stop dreaming theo) (they won't), he's the most inclined to just get rid of them - he can't stand it when his darling is around anyone but him, he wakes early to walk his darling to class just so they won't get caught up in the busy halls, where eyes can wonder and other people can have a chance to interact with his darling.

theodore pairs with them for every project, which leads to some ugly arguments between him and blaise, who only really get's his fill of his darling by sitting next to them in class. and draco, and mattheo and enzo and even goyle who was hoping the reader would help get him a good grade for once.

out of all of them, draco, goyle and blaise are the most patient. they want their darling to love them, not see them as monsters to flinch away from.

theodore, lorenzo and mattheo will take whatever they can get. lorenzo in particular doesn't want his darling to fear him but won't let them get away with trying to escape or disobedience. mattheo doesn't mind being the villain if he must be, but his heart clenches when his darling acts so obviously distrustful of him. theodore is the least patient, and if his darling starts to shy away from him, he snaps. at them, at the rest of the slytherin boys. but he's also easy to keep content, so long as his darling is always by his side.

similarly, blaise just enjoys being in the presence of his darling, and doesn't feel the need to cuddle up to them constantly like draco and enzo do. mattheo is a loose canon, and sometimes is fine being near them, other times he wants skin to skin contact 25/8.

they're hopeless at sharing, and only really get along for the sake of their darling. there are only really two ways this can end; theodore finally snaps and tries to off the rest of them after graduation, or they somehow come to an agreement on sharing, maybe they each get their own day a week

monday for draco, tuesday for blaise, wednesday for theo, thursday for enzo, and friday for mattheo. goyle and crabbe probably aren't taken seriously enough to get given their own day, so then the weekends are spent sharing (fighting).

the only time the boys will work in tandem is when someone attempts to take their darling and their attention, away. best example, darling starts dating someone. which is already pretty improbable, considering they give the reader no alone time whatsoever. but let's just say the darling here is going on a date with cormac mclaggen (get a grip, darling), any grudges they've been holding against each other are off, mclaggen has just signed his death warrant.

mattheo and theodore do most of the dirty work, whilst lorenzo distracts the reader. draco and blaise cover up their tracks, so it seems like whatever they did to mclaggen was an untimely accident. or have it blamed on someone else. goyle and crabbe intimidate anyone who tries to get close to the darling from then on.

they might hate sharing with each other, but they truly despise sharing with an 'outsider'.

#yandere harry potter #yandere draco malfoy #yandere blaise zabini #yandere theodore nott #yandere mattheo riddle #yandere lorenzo berkshire #yandere goyle #yandere crabbe #yandere slytherin #hp #draco malfoy #blaise zabini #theodore nott #mattheo riddle #lorenzo berkshire #gregory goyle #slytherin boys #golden era #hp writings

[shankschewtoy]

If you were in the hospital

a/n - I’m in the hospital so this is absolutely perfect 💪 kinda self indulgent sorry

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, sick reader, modern au, I bully kidd even when I’m sick (don’t worry I’m not too sick to bully him)

- this asshole wouldn’t fit through the damn doorway 💀 and he would be the person the other patients were complaining about

- “Um. Nurse? There’s this red haired guy who threatened to kill me earlier?” -random innocent person

- jokes aside, he would stay with you and get you whatever you need. Aggressively.

- “Hey Kidd, I need some water.”

- “NURSE I NEED SOME FUCKING WATER.”

- “Kidd! Ask nicely-!”

- “I NEED SOME FUCKING WATER PLEASE.”

- poor you 😭

- he would try and sleep with you on the bed but his fat ass can’t fit 💀 bro is too big for that

- he would also invite killer if that’s ok with you, killer is a better caretaker than him obviously

- he would be helping the nurses politely and making sure you were comfortable

- Kidd would literally threaten the doctor to come and check on you or else he’d kill his family 😭😭😭😭 pls save this doctor

- when the room gets super quiet, he’d ask the literal most random ass questions so it doesn’t get awkward but it gets more awkward after he asks them

- “Does your ass itch? Mine does.”

- “WTF KIDD?!”

- 💀💀💀💀

- He snores really loud so you’re probably not going to sleep very well, but knowing he’s there with you is comforting at least

- bro wakes up the other patients in other rooms 💀

- if Kidd is there, killer’s there too- they’re inseparable and also Kidd would die if killer and you weren’t there trying to keep this dumbass alive

- killer would be telling Kidd to shut up every five seconds as he should

- all in all, a 0/10 hospital experience, but a 10/10 emotional support experience 👍

- let’s just say this time, he’s not your doctor

- trust me, he’d be there before you even arrive in the ambulance 💀 he has everything you need

- changes of clothes, your favorite blankets, water bottles, stuffed animals, movies, literally everything

- he’d be the one who’s talking with the nurses and telling them what to do 😭 the poor doctor became his subordinate

- it got kind of annoying, but he asks a TON of questions almost every minute or so

- “Are you feeling nauseated?”

- “Dizzy?”

- “Do you need to go to the bathroom?”

- “What’s your name, and where are you right now?”

- yeah he’s just worried, go along with it

- he’s the type of guy to literally never leave and just stare at you the entire time, it’s creepy

- “Law, you staring at me is not helping.”

- “I- wha-?! Fine. I’m just worried y/n.”

- “Okok! Sorry- you can stare at me- don’t sulk and turn emo in the corner!”

- “I’m not EMO!”

- “Yeah you kinda are.”

- Law is the definition of emo 💀 he can’t lie about it, and he can’t hide it, it’s just natural

- even if you don’t want to, he’s going to help you walk around the hospital room, just to keep the blood flow going

- he knows that even though you’re not supposed to move around a lot, walking a little bit is good

- law will not sleep at all- he will continue to stare at you as you sleep, it’s creepy 😭

- literally law: 👁️ _ 👁️

- it’s amazing how you were able to sleep with him staring through your soul, I commend you for that

- my man is THE WORST when it comes to you getting sick

- he looks everything up on google and gets the worst results

- “S/o has a horrible stomachache.”

- “Cancer.” -google

- “S/o feels dizzy.”

- “Cancer.” -google

- oml poor ace 😭

- he rushed you to the ER, and almost crashed into 80 cars on the way 💀

- “MOVE OUTTA THE WAY-! Y/N IS SICK MOVE IT!”

- trust me, they moved out of the way

- the doctors hate him because he thinks you have some crazy disease when in reality you just have a really bad flu

- “I’m telling you! It’s appendicitis!”

- “Sir- it’s the flu- please calm down.”

- “I’M CALM.”

- no he’s not 😭

- very confused by the machines

- “IS THAT LIFE SUPPORT?! I KNEW IT! YOU’RE DYING! AHHHHHHHHHHH!”

- “Ace. It’s an IV. It’s so I don’t get dehydrated.”

- “LIFE SUPPORT BECAUSE YOU’RE DEHYDRATED?! ASVJSBDJENDINFKFNFJF!”

- called sabo and started freaking out to him 💀

- “SABO. Y/N IS DYING WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!”

- “Ace I’m sure y/n is not dying. Calm down.”

- “WHY IS EVERYONE TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN?! I’M SO CALM RIGHT NOW?”

- you sure abt that ace?

- I can confirm that he is never calm when it comes to your health and safety

- he wouldn’t know what to do, but he’d follow you and stay with you for the entire time, so don’t worry about that

- he’s like law, and would stare at you literally every second that you’re there

- “Zoro you don’t have to stare.”

- “I dunno- what if you start having a stroke?!”

- “I’M NOT OLD IDIOT!”

- my guy doesn’t know that you’re not an old, senile elderly person 💀

- he would fall asleep on you while holding your hand, since he’s been so worried, it kind of exhausts him

- it’s adorable though

- he snores, but it’s cute that he fell asleep holding your hand just tight enough to let you know he’s there with you 💜

- if you ever needed help getting some water, a heat pack for your stomach, or literally anything? He’s got you covered

- but if he has to leave your room for it he might not come back. Ever.

- as you were watching tv about some crash a couple miles away, you saw a green haired guy in the background that looked oddly familiar

- he seemed to be buying a water from a vending machine

- when he turned around you almost broke the tv remote in half

- “ZORO?!”

- nah this idiot 💀 y/n I suggest you put some kind of leash on him

a/n - zoro needs to eat the gps gps no mi 😭

#one piece #one piece x reader #one piece hcs #anime hcs #roronoa zoro #trafalgar d water law #law one piece #law x reader #law x y/n #law x you #one piece law #zoro roronoa x reader #zoro x y/n #zoro x you #zoro #zoro x reader #one piece zoro #pirate hunter zoro #zoro headcanons #op zoro #kidd x reader #eustasscaptainkid #eustass kid #kid one piece #kid x reader #kid x you #one piece ace #ace x reader #portgas d ace #ace x y/n

[yuwigqi]

I didn't realize the Gotham Knights a) had Carrie Kelley, and b) Carrie Kelley was Black.

So uhm...

I love Black-Cantonese Tim, but I prefer Tim's canon Origin story a lot.

I also like Carrie's canon origin story.

She is completely ignored by her stoner parents (it was the Reagan era), and is later attacked by a former Robin angry at being replaced who now resembles the Joker. She also saved Batman's life (literally) in the aftermath of his grief over Jason's death.

I've always thought, since I got into Batman stuff in 2014, that they had a lot of parallels. And I've always wanted to do a "Carrie in canon Batfam" AU. And I'd already decided that if I ever do a longer fic again, Black-Cantonese Tim is so canon.

So like, hear me out:

Tim is upset about being replaced, and Red Robin starts to get more aggressive, after that and Bruce's disappearance. Carrie seeing Robin and the New Vigilante being violent, tries to be Robin herself as what Robin should be. Tim and her meet, and aside from hitting it off, Tim has one of his "this is so fucking insane and would not work irl but this is comics" ideas. Carrie hasn't gone into puberty yet, and he hasn't had his growth spurt yet. And their faces are mildly similar. Similar enough for Gotham's 80% white population to not notice (both of them find this upsetting and hilarious) when they begin switching the suit. While Tim is Red Robining, Carrie is wearing the exact same Robin suit he did, and no one even knows its her.

Carrie also moonlights as Catgirl under Selina, just like Tim used to as Stray. When Tim comes back, she becomes his personal Robin. Under the name: Orange Robin (keeps up the Tim Drake tradition of horrible hero names).

Then, when Tim turns 18, he fosters her.

It all just...fits together so perfectly.

I really...really....really might sit down in do this, once I finish some other creative projects. Like...man.

(added Bonus of Tim teaching Cass Mandarin, the language of her Mother, who Tim also has a mentorship under. Making Cass and Tim siblings on 2 bases) (Cassie uses slingshots in comics. Maybe...she asks Jason for help with her aim? He gives her one of those crossbows that looks sort of like a gun?? Alfred helps too?? There's a whole lot of possibilities here and I keep thinking of other bits to add. We'll see)

#Glad Gotham Knights and Titans contributed some good ideas to the Batman world at least #If I liked Joker Junior I could make Tim Jokerified and attack her #as a parallel to both their stories coming full circle #But Joker Junior just never interested me much #Batman #Batfam #Robin #Red Robin #The Drake #Bruce Wayne #Tim Drake #Carrie Kelley #Titans #Gotham Knights #Stray AU #Catlad AU #Jason Todd #Cassandra Cain

[respectthepetty]

I have to confess that I don’t usually pay attention to the colours when I am watching any series. But I thought that it was interesting that while Ai Di was wearing Little Red Riding Hood’s costume Chen Yi was in a gray top and also otherwise was somehow very ‘wolfish’ with teeth-baring smile. He looked like he was ready to devour poor Ai Di.

ANON! You opened a flood gate!

Fun-ish Fact - In Taiwan where Kiseki: Dear to Me comes from, there was a group within the feminist movement in the 80s and 90s called the Little Red Riding Hoods. Their purpose was to call out the "wolves" and bring awareness to sexual harassment. There are several other academic reads on this subject but most are behind paywalls (boo!).

The story of "Little Red Riding Hood" is very symbolic of sexual development and aggression plus a ton of other stuff, so whenever Little Red Riding Hood pops up somewhere, I think "this is the work of a feminist!"

So I was THRILLED when I saw Eddie was our sinful yet sexually maturing protagonist while Bai Zong Yi played the dangerous and transformative antagonist.

Many people's qualms with the couples is the age difference since it's anywhere from five to eight years difference (17 vs. 22?) which would paint Fan Ze Rui as the predator, yet Bai Zong Yi was the one who confessed his feelings first and initiated the intimacy between them.

Then, like you mentioned, there is Eddie, in his bright passionate red running back to Chen Yi who must rescue him from the gang of men trying to hold him back.

But let's rewind! Eddie made fun of Chen Yi for being a virgin and unable to confess his feelings to his boss

but Chen Yi haphazardly responded if Eddie was possible of teaching him . . .

Then quickly dismissed the notion since Eddie is "too young to know it"

This pissed off Eddie, so he hit at the true heart of this discussion - Chen Yi's sexual prowess.

And that caused Chen Yi, who was too drunk to stand on his own let alone walk, to jump up and attack Eddie.

And it escalated in Chen Yi sexually assaulting Eddie (non-consensual kisses are a form of sexual assault)

Eddie fought back and ran away, leaving Chen Yi without any notice of where he was going or how long he would be gone, yet Eddie runs back to Chen Yi only to have to be rescued by him.

And Chen Yi smiled about it.

In earlier tellings of "Little Red Riding Hood" before the Grimm Brothers' version, she rescued herself from the wolf. There was no hunter. So in a story that represents the dangers of sexually awakening and desire, having the lead save herself from the sexual predator is pretty powerful especially because it requires her to face her assaulter.

Chen Yi isn't a horrible person, but if we apply the wolf character to him, the wolf attacked as a form of sexual dominance. Red Riding Hood is in the unknown forest, but the wolf knows the exact layout. The dark scary (sexual) unknown is his territory, so Chen Yi needed to prove to Eddie he wasn't impotent. He normally doesn't prey on Eddie who is younger and, if his questioning was intentional, is also sexually inexperienced. In fact, he rescues Eddie, several times. And he prefers Eddie to not appear as someone who needs rescuing.

Yet Eddie is the one who suggests to Chen Yi to be a predator. Interestingly enough, in a similar color scheme, Eddie in red tells Chen Yi in darker blue, to knock their boss/father out and take him (assault him).

Eddie goes a step further noting that Chen Yi is too weak (double speak for impotent) to knock him out; therefore, he will have to prey on him when he is older and weaker because only then will Chen Yi will be stronger (experienced), which is the reason the wolf eats the grandma first since she won't fight back.

To which Chen Yi responds by telling Eddie to "grow up"

All of this rambling is simply to say that out of all the fairy tales to incorporate within the show, the one about maturity, sexual acts, and consent was the one used, especially when Eddie willingly volunteered to be Little Red Riding Hood who must grow up, deal with his conflicting sexual autonomy, and understand responsible ways to act on his desires.

Because suggesting Chen Yi attack someone deemed weaker did not work out well for either of them.

#kiseki: dear to me #I'm obsessed with them #eddie x chen yi #ai di x chen yi #little red riding hood and the big bad wolf #the colors mean things #like sin lust and passion

[daisynik7]

Had this fun thought while I was commuting to work the other day

Attack on Titan Road Rage Headcanons

Armin:

Passive aggressive road rage. Can't do anything intimidating because he drives a 2011 silver Prius that is constantly in need of an oil change. Has to press his foot all the way down on the pedal just to reach 80 mph. If he senses that someone is trying to cut him off, he'll push the gas ever so slightly, staying right beside them. Smirks to himself and readjusts his rear view mirror to watch that person change lanes behind him. Mutters, "Serves you right, asshole," under his breath as he turns the volume up to listen to "Karma" by Taylor Swift.

Mikasa:

The scary silent type of road rage. The one where you're a passenger watching in horror as someone runs the stop sign when it was supposed to be Mikasa's turn. She doesn't say anything, doesn't even react, but tails the car VERY closely, following them to whatever destination they are heading to. You're panicking and asking her, "Mikasa, where are we going? What are you doing?!" You end up at the grocery store, parked right next to this poor individual. Mikasa is in their face, saying in her most threatening voice, "We saw you run that stop sign. You will pay for what you did."

Jean:

The type to get so pissed off and annoyed at bad drivers, but never does anything about it. Someone cuts him on while merging, he'll literally yell every curse, call them every name, but in the safety of his car. But in the end, he's too scared to do anything about it. Will glance all around him to make sure no one's looking when he flips the bird at them for a second, chuckling to himself.

Sasha and Connie:

Laughs at bad drivers. Will react by saying, "Whoa! What a move!" or "Someone's in a rush!" Finds amusement in it and doesn't get upset at all. Almost too lax about it, claiming, "If they hit me, oh well, I've got insurance!"

Eren:

The type to literally follow people to their destination to confront them about it. Gets cut off on the freeway then follows a little old lady all the way home to tell her, "Ma'am, you know you cut me off, right? That's so dangerous! You could hurt somebody!" and spends almost twenty minutes confronting her about it, even though it's going nowhere. Has a bat in his car "just in case", but never uses it because in the end, he's too scared to confront mean looking drivers like

Levi:

A horrible driver. Cuts people off. Rolls stop signs. Runs reds. Is intimidating enough that he gets away with it. Ignores Erwin's pleas to follow the rules. Flips people off when he's the one cutting them off.

#Armin driving a Prius is canon to me thanks to bloomy #aot headcanons #aot imagines #eren headcanons #armin headcanons #Levi headcanons #mikasa headcanons #jean headcanons #attack on titan headcanons #aot road rage headcanons

[sun-stricken]

Man I am so happy I found your blog. Like it’s so refreshing to see a gray blog about, well, GRAY. Anyways id love to hear some more of your headcanons about gray, maybe ones on his demon slayer traits as well. If that’s ok with of course😅.

if u like my blog u should see my notes app, its almost embarrassing how full of him it is

i struggled with this ngl, single character (even when its ur fav) hc list r weirdly difficult for me

BUT I DID IT SO ENJOY!

Grays has a scarily good memory, he can see something once and be able to recall it in almost perfect detail even years later

amazing for molding, horrible for embarrassing or traumatic memories though

If someone needs something done, they go to him

He has a lot of people that owe him favors on standby, and no he will not say how those favor came to exist

he has a patch of natural white hair in his bangs, he got it from his mothers side

He has a brown cat named Catnip

shes his pride and joy

he has boxes full of letters, notes, and cards people have given him since joining Fairy Tail.

He’s really good at talking himself out of situations, as someone else said, hes a bit of a diplomat

if theres a fight or job that requires no magic hes one of the best for it

Some call it gaslighting, i call it being a lawyer in another life

Grays like, terrifyingly smart, he knows what to say, when to say it, and how

if other guilds/maybe the council did scouting, hes at the top of the list

nobody wants him as an enemy

ESPECIALLY after he got his devil slayer magic

speaking of

devil slayers are the embodiment of cute aggression

he gets the random urge to bite people

theres an 80% chance that he’ll try to head-bunt people now

if he gets too happy he’ll try to throw smth

he has ‘fangs’, really sharp canines and he probably has a self-induced tongue piercing from how many times he bit his tongue from them

the tips of his fingers are black, whether thats a demon slayer trait, or a product of having two ice magics, which makes him work in prime frostbite temperatures, is unknown, they just are

Gray collects siblings the way Natsu collects father figures

He also has a larger male following than Erza, but its okay bc she has a higher female following than him :)

he wears eyeliner. i just. i need to say it.

i want to add smth thats in every fairy tail au i make but never explicitly stated

hes deaf, he was born hoh but its gotten worse over the years, especially after Deloria

he has lacrima hearing aids and will turn them off if someone is being particularly annoying and he just isnt in the mood

he stress cooks and has gotten pretty good at it

he has a recipe book full of Isvan style foods and those are his favorite to make

He realized hes lived in Magnolia longer than he ever lived in Isvan and it tore him apart

When he writes things down, its a mix of Fioren and Islavic/Isvani writing

when he gets tired or really stressed he speaks his native language without realizing

hes a secret theater kid

hes the type to hear a song and lie on the floor for a couple hours

he tries to say he doesnt, but my god does he live off drama

he flirts when hes nervous bc its a very fun image to me

a weird amount of ppl hes dated/friends with were his enemy/rival in a sense

THATS ALL TY FOR THE ASK SORRY ITS KINDA SHORT AND ALL OVER THE PLACE

#fairy tail #sun stricken answers #gray fullbuster #sun strickens ft #fairy tail headcanons #gray fullbuster centric #gray fullbuster headcanons #love him #catnip the cat is very near and dear to my heart

[kit-williams]

What I love about you saying that the satanic panic of the 90s was caused by the Word Bearers is that you didn't specify if they started the panic or if they caused the panic.

(Either they got really into religion, or they got really silly and tried to summon a daemon or two)

So the implication was more so that they caused it because of deamon summoning.

I'm using you as a Lore Dump

So I'm going to be honest I thought a bit more on it and besides the IP for 40k not existing (Or maybe it does but I figure Regicide/whatever the hell Iron Warriors play/BattleTech replace it... maybe Fantasy exists because that was the original IP before 40k) So like I wanna say that only recently maybe within the past 2-3 generations so... post 80s is when Astartes started influencing people more/are part of the cultural zeitgeist. It started with of course the more architecturally minded astartes influencing well architecture/to be far more Astartes friendly.

First it was the Loyalists/the far more approachable looking marines that everyone said was fine and the others were horrible creatures that would kill your family in the night to Satan/Obviously the Hyper Aggressiveness of World Eaters/the god damn chaos and pentagrams and just the very "evil" looking things.... Ya know Night Lords wearing HUMAN SKIN.

I wanna say everything stays the same otherwise but I know full well a lot of shit would actually change. (Like idk if the current hyper capitalism/late stage capitalism would look the same/be the same CUZ LETS BE HONEST...ALPHA LEGION but I digress) I don't know how much everything would change/all the little nuances of what WOULD change.

Like I idealize that this version is a lot more peaceful maybe the entire middle eastern conflict didn't happen... maybe it's all just more wholesome. I don't know it's a bit beyond my scope for this because I can't just say that suddenly a few thousand of hyper intelligent and powerful transhuman men in power armor wouldn't disrupt the world order (Outside of Alpha Legion doing just that also).

I kinda just needed to lore dump these thoughts on how different (or not) the husbandry reality is.

And again they showed up post WW2 and the setting is up to modern day so 2024 so they've been around 80 years... though I'm willing to round that out to also they've been around since the 1920s to make it a nice round 100 years

#space marine husbandry #space marine husbandry sentience #lore dump #warhammer 40k

[thatgrainfellow]

the florist au no one asked for, ft. that one tumblr post(now with pt 2)

so it goes like this: grian needs a fuck you bouquet(pearl pissed him off somehow), and scar just happens to own the flower shop three blocks from grian’s apartment.

grian storms into scar’s shop, slams 20 bucks on the counter, and asks scar how to passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower language with such a finality in his voice that it even scares scar, who’s had his fair share of bratty customers.

in the end, the bouquet consists of geraniums for stupidity, foxglove for insincerity, meadowsweet for uselessness, yellow carnations for disappointment, and orange lilies for hatred, all surrounded by a ring of green willow stems for false love.

all in all, quite an interesting customer for a boring day, scar thinks, but he doesn’t really expect to see him again

grian reappears two days later, armed with the excuse that he saw a houseplant that he wanted to get. what he doesn’t tell scar though, is that, one, every single plant he’s ever kept has died a long and horrible death and, two, he’s really only here to ogle this cute florist.

grian leaves the flower shop with a brand new houseplant to torture, a wallet 15 dollars lighter, and a hopeless crush on scar.

so this goes on for the next three weeks or so, grian keeps coming back, buying tons upon tons of bouquets and countless houseplants. scar wonders idly how he doesn’t run out of space in his apartment(it’s because all the ones he bought before are dead).

anyways, scar starts flirting with grian and grian is oblivious. scar, however, thinks he’s doing great at this “dancing around each other” thing. cub thinks he flirts like an 80-year-old (see: very bad). and every time grian leaves the shop, cub always makes fun of scar for staring, lovestruck, the at the door grian just left out of. 

grian goes to pearl to complain about this cute guy that doesn’t seem to show interest in him and pearl does the “wink wink nudge nudge” and asks him if this “cute guy” was the one who made him the fuck you bouquet. grian groans into his hands and tries to shove her off the couch.

once, grian visits scar kind of late, right as he’s packing up shop and scar gives him some poppies and lilacs that are too damaged to sell but still good enough to look pretty. grian does not spend entire the weekend staring at them.

this becomes a strange little ritual of theirs until scar finally works up the courage to give grian his number. he does this in the most cliche way possible: the next time grian buys a bouquet from him, he tucks a little note in the flowers that lists his number and asks grian to call him. grian falls a little more in love with scar.

#i have a couple ideas for this so feel free to send me some asks! #grian #goodtimeswithscar #desert duo #scarian #trafficshipping #hermitshipping #pp #flower shop au

[desertfangs]

One of the peak Armandaniel dynamics for me is how every time Armand cries (usually as a result of fighting with Daniel or panicking about his impending death), Daniel’s first instinct is to bully him and make him cry harder but he quickly realizes he absolutely cannot stand to see him suffer and immediately steps in to kiss it better 🥺 My man folds so fast he goes from “are those TEARS? for ME? lmaooo what a baby” to “lord he’s really going for it… oh. oh. oh baby shhh come here it’s okay” 🫂

So I don’t think Daniel’s first instinct when Armand cries is to bully him. I think it’s the opposite, actually. I think he's combative up until that point, and then the tears stop everything. But I think we're mostly on the same page.

Armand and Daniel have a really interesting dynamic when they fight. Like they really are just any other couple, you know? And I’m sure they fight about the usual couple things: Daniel wants to leave a party earlier than Armand, Armand wants to steal a car and drive to see some landmark he heard about and Daniel is too tired. Daniel left his dirty socks on the floor (again), Armand accidentally left the stove on when he left for the day, “You wanted to watch this, let’s sit down and watch it!” That kind of thing. The normal crap couples fight about. I think the most interesting thing about them is, at their core, they are just normal guys in a relationship trying to figure each other out and how they fit together, and one just happens to be a 500 year old immortal. 

But things change in the mid-80s when Daniel starts to really panic about his mortality, his aging, his fear of death. And look, I love Daniel, I do think he’s gentle and kind and affable, but I also think he’s strong-willed, sarcastic, and he fights dirty. The thing about couples like Armand and Daniel is that they know each other really well and that means they know exactly where to stick the knife and how to twist it, and I have zero doubt Daniel was an expert at this. It’s not what I would call bullying (I think Armand gives it back just as artfully and hurtfully) but it is intense and terrible. 

I mean this is how these fights are described: “Ugly fights, terrible fights, finally, Armand broken down, glassy-eyed with silent rage, then crying softly but uncontrollably as if some lost emotion had been rediscovered which threatened to tear him apart… No resolution in words was ever reached. It would end with the embrace, the kiss, the blood stinging him, the shroud of dreams closing over him like a great net, hunger! I love you! Give me more! Yes, more. But never enough.”

Clearly Daniel is pushing him beyond all his limits and hurting him. Daniel is desperate and flailing. And we only ever get Daniel’s perspective on this and the fact that his telling focused on Armand’s pain in these fights—not his own—says a lot about his guilt and remorse for how they went down. He is aggressive and trying to get through to him and as long as Armand remains stoic and angry, Daniel can fight back. 

But—and this is where I disagree with you—I get the impression that the tears are where it ends. It’s horrible to watch someone you love suffer and watching Armand cry literal blood tears has to hit Daniel in the gut. He can’t stand to see him suffer. They’re both suffering, is the thing. They’re both wounded and hurt and desperate for the other to understand their position but they’re at an impasse. And the pain comes from the fact that they both love each other and neither is willing to cede any ground. 

So once the tears come, then yes, it’s “Come here, damn it, I didn’t mean it, let’s snuggle* this out.” 

*Or a more R-rated thing. Or both. Why not both?

Thank you so much for the ask, anon!! I do think this is one reason why writing them fighting is so angsty and delicious! They’re both good (awful) at it and that makes it really interesting. And there’s so much potential for hot, hot makeup sex. 

And of course, this is just my read, and my read is no more valid than anyone else’s. 

#daniel/armand #daniel molloy #armand #devil's minion #the devil's minion #vc #vc headcanons #vc meta #a/d #anonymous #answers in the desert #vampire chronicles #queen of the damned #i have thought about this way too much let me tell you

[greypetrel]

*aggressively blasts Girls Just Wanna Have Fun*

An 80s themed party in Skyhold, Aisling has already blinded three people, Radha shattered five hearts, more on the definitive casualties list later on. The full range of Rolling Stones colour-themed songs: from She's a Rainbow to Paint it Black.

Saw this post and thought that oh, they're Aisling and Radha. Started as a warm up and I don't know what to say. I had the fleeting thought that Aisling would love that horrible cangiant silk and it became a study over different fabrics. Other stages under the cut!

And if you read this: you're tagged in drawing your OC with 80s clothes because honestly IT'S CAMP AND FUN, 100% would recommend.

#dragon age #inquisitor lavellan #dragon age inquisition #dalish elves #80s fashion #da fanart #da art #greypetrel #aisling lavellan #radha lavellan #digital art #illustration #character design #I don't know what to say I turned and they entered their Cyndi Lauper phase #Also this is the first time I properly paint Radha and oh boy what an introduction #(she agreed because Aisling asked nicely that's it) #(Also I am thinking of doing more 80s style DA characters because hear me out. Leliana dressed in lamé.) #(and Cassandra in a Dirty Dancing cosplay because we all know she'd love Dirty Dancing.) #NOBODY PUTS CASSANDRA ALLEGRA PORTIA FILOMENA PENTAGHAST IN A CORNER. Said before punching someone.

[tillman]

can i ask abt ur dragons? like their personalities and their background? 🐉

YESS YAAY ALWAYS.. theeeres . a lot . i have like 80 something dragons on the site and probably ~30/40 who have written out concrete shit about them/their role lollllll but errm. long post here r the important ones.

from the last post these r the 5 'gods' of the area. they arent actually gods, just extremely old and more intune with magic than the average bloke in the modern day. they dont actually get all along theyre just paired up in my head cus theyre oooold.

Aspenti (any pronouns) is An Informant. to what at this point i dont think she remembers but she takes the role veeery seriously and works as a sort of messenger for the other forces doing their shit in the wasteland they live in ^_^ he stays completely silent outside of his role tho... a kind of cherub-esque figure but if a cherub was a strange thing that was so full of the like. Concept Of The Sky sometimes it exploded in lightning.

Regina (she/her) is an archeologist who became kinda fixated on the castle in the wasteland. shes often mistaken for a statue guarding the way in and out of the area and doesnt mind that much. attention gets to her head. she loves telling stories to scare the kids into behaving and is like. Kind of Insane about the history of the realm but feels a sort of weird obligation to stay out of current hypothesizing about the history even tho shes lived through most of it cus it "spoils the fun for the rest of them."

Sulcatus (it/its) is the oldest thing around. its body is what became the castle everyone in the area lives in, before even the rot of the wastelands moved in it was there. its mostly only heard of through whispers of the court at this point. like Regina it has a fondness for spreading stories of the history it lived thru, but genuinely doesnt remember most of it out of not giving a shit, so it loves telling lies to anyone brave enough to actually approach it. its lazy, polarizing, and really just a trickster. its quite cute. it used to train fighters but stopped after its last trainee kinda died horribly from its command. its fine tho its trainee is fine and doing great.

Aeternitas (he/him) is combative and kind of wretched. like hes fine he doesnt actually enjoy fights for as Aggressive as he is and how Fighty he comes across hes a huge fan of just Staring and watching stuff happen, taking up the role of a guard dog with regina just to see people squirm. hes the embodiment of the rot of the wastelands in the area like sulcatus is the castle and regina is the history, but "embodiment" in the vague sort of, Hes around cus Its around, not that he made it. people Blame him for it though (or worship him depending on ur personal view on the idea of a living rot growing over the land) and he thinks thats hysterical.

Stagnum (any) is like. the least important frankly. shes the defacto Trickster Joker figure in the mythos, but like if your mythos was completely real and your gods tripped you in the hallways because tehy dont get attention otherwise. hes the herald of life and all things living in the area but if thats just cus she was the only figure left to deify or any real magic no one rlly knows. he just likes attention.

the 4 like maaain Modern figures in the lore ive been building r these guys tho. normal ass freaks.

Euclid (she/it) is the head of a local group of vagrants who were drawn to the castle by promise of a new home after being kicked out of their original homes fr Many reasons. theyve fully dedicated themselves to helping the rot of the waste spread to the point theyve let it take over themselves, cus it provides fr them so why dont they provide for it back! shes driven and a bit too dedicated to her cause getting a little merciless in her protection of those shes deemed as under her care . shes cool. she helps a lot with the local merchants and the political shenanigans in the castle.

Vlad (he/him) is a stressed freak given wayyy too much sway mostly because Many Many powerful people think hes charming. hes So Scared of literally everything going on but is somehow the head of the guard and The Person people go to for peacekeeping. Both the head of the forum of merchants and local Powers and the leader of the ruffians who claim original ownership of the castle and make its halls a nightmare to be in think he is Simply So Charming and their little Thing LMAO.

Neve (it/its) is the loser leader of the ruffians in the castle who is vaguely obsessed with vlad. once, maybe twice dead, its a cunning and terrible scholar who heads the ghosts in the halls. though at this point its been so many years its mind is kinda scattered and half there at times. its really not that bad tho it just likes Seeming that bad. its like if a zombie was cool.

Raphael (it/its) is the self proclaimed leader of the forum. the forum doesnt.. have a leader? but no one else cares enough to claim to be one so everyone lets it pretend it is. the forum is a group of 11 dragons who embody the elements and have been in the area as long as its existed. most just kinda chill out but some get Extremely involved. raph is one of latter ones and mostly acts as an annoyance. every other one of the heads in the forum has some sort of Thing they do, produce/provide/etc but raph really doesnt??? so it tries to take to leadership. but isnt very good at it . it at least acts as a sort of like. mascot? or like figurehead of the entire area so people are charmed by its ditzy outlook.

#spent an hour thinking about dragons. whats good #if any of this is incomprhenesible sorry im so bad at describinbg my own characters #cus like how much does the average person know. i dont #know.

[stupid-at0]

Sooo DHMIS oc

Its name is Arts & crafts

(guess what he teaches come on I dare you)

is a guy who behaves like an art show host but with a terribly serious and boring personality.

He usually talks to the "audience" to ask very obvious questions followed by an awkward silence.

All of his crafts are horrible and made with ridiculously hard to find materials, he has no intention of improving himself

and doesn't take criticism very well

tries to teach HIS vision of art which is very limited and downplays many styles of art.

is TOO passive aggressive

is envious of people who are more talented than him.

Useless facts:

his favorite color is EVERY color (except green)

was a sketchbook student :]

has one blind eye and one eye with glaucoma

20% glue 80% paint

genderfluid (LITERALLY)

has a very sticky texture

refuses to wear shoes as that's not very "artistic" so he leaves a mess everywhere

is much older than he looks

his middle name is "&" crafts is his last name

Likes taxidermy

had color but lost it

can't draw hands

Technically he is bald-

YEP, it is inspired by Picasso's abstract paintings

#dhmis #dhmis oc #Sorry if this has any spelling mistakes my English is horrible💀

[researcher-jt-weird]

BULLYING IS ONE OF THE MOST HORRIBLE THINGS THAT EXISTS, SERIOUSLY YOU EXCLUDE SOMEONE FOR BEING WHAT THEY ARE, HUMBLE THAT PERSON AND EVEN ATTACK FOR SMALLER REASONS, AND STILL THE AGGRESSION LEAVES AS A HERO AND THE VICTIM STAYS AS A VILLAIN. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY PRACTICE THIS………THE LOVE OF MANY WILL STRETCH.

I will never understand some people’s need to be mean for no reason

We get about 80 years to live, and some people are like “imma spend that time being a jerk”

[accustiv-archived]

i needed to think. i needed a few minutes with no one talking to me. it had already been an overwhelming day, and i still had hours of a reception to get through, surrounded by people i didn’t care about congratulating me on a marriage i didn’t want. it wasn’t fair, of course, it wasn’t as though summer had done anything wrong, but as i watched her show the gold band to her friends, and giggle as they fawned over it, i realised what a horrible, horrible mistake i had just made. i’d married her because my mother had told me to, because she didn’t ask about what had happened in america, because she was sweet and pretty and normal.

i’d known i didn’t love her, but that hadn’t mattered, i'd been in love, i'd had it, and it had disappeared, because no matter how hard i tried, i'd always end up here, more of a captive than i had been in prison. i’d only known summer for six months before i’d been pressured to propose, she worked at the shop my mother was in the process of handing over to me, she took photos and listened to 80s music, and she kissed me in the same spot on my cheek every time after we had boring sex. and i’d just signed my life to her. so i left. i turned to my cousin, dorian, who had valiantly agreed to be my best man - given that i didn’t actually have any friends, and asked if he had any cigarettes on him, then i drifted through the hotel’s patio doors to find somewhere i could smoke without being bothered.

when i first caught sight of him, i honestly thought i was hallucinating. my steps faltered, and i thought about turning, running away, getting out of his line of sight and out of the hotel, and just disappearing somewhere; because my heart was pounding so hard i was afraid it would burst out of my chest. not him… not here… not today. he was talking to one of summer’s school friends - i couldn’t remember her name, they were all carbon copies of each other, and honestly i’d never made much of an effort with any of them, they were all ambers and katies and lexis, all glossy hair and glossy smiles - but i knew she was trying very hard to flirt with him though, if her body language and shrill giggle was anything to go by, i couldn’t blame her, not when he was wearing a dark suit and a confident grin. he looked great, and i suddenly felt very stupid in my tux, the boutonniere on my chest too pretentious and garish, the shine on my shoes too aggressive.

but then he glanced up, and our eyes locked.

so i did the only thing i could think to do, and drifted towards them, clenching the lighter in my hand as if it might ground me, and when i got close enough for amber-katie-lexi to notice me, the smile was back on my face - plastic, false, empty, the same one i’d worn all morning. “ afternoon. ” i greeted, pretending i didn’t see the flash of disappointment in her eyes when i glanced at her, i tried to hold her gaze as she nodded, politely, but i could feel casper’s eyes on my face, “ i think lisa was looking for you. ” it was bullshit, summer’s mother hadn’t said a word to me since we had left the church, but i wanted her to leave. amber-katie-lexi turned to cas, and i finally let myself look at him again, my stomach doing flips as the blonde beside me batted her eyelashes and told him to come and find her. i didn’t know what he wanted, i didn’t think i wanted to know, but no matter how horrifying it was to see him, his was the first friendly face i’d seen in months. there was a long silence, and then, once i realised we were, in fact, alone, the smile vanished.

“ what the fuck are you doing here? ” i hissed, the lighter clattering to the floor as i took hold of his arm, if only to make sure he was really there, “ you can’t be here, how did you - what do - are you insane? ”

@vanishinq

#vanishinq #this is ..... chaotic #😔😔😔😔 kidnap him bestie #❝ we’ve been living on a fault line ❞ . . . alt05; runaway

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

as a comment regarding my other post

parents nowadays are visibly affected by their own rather rough upbringing, meaning that they are too permissive and refuse to even acknowledge the concept of rules, while also taking offence immediately (there is one thing to mom-shame and another to tell someone that her child refuses to follow any rules at school because there are no rules at home)

ok, you were deprived of many things and want to spoil your child, you were neglected because your own parents were not present because of their jobs and were either aggressive or didn't display too much affection towards you

ok, you were a pupil in the 80s, 90s, early 00s and the school environment was too strict, often toxic and the teachers verbally, mentally, emotionally and physically aggressive

but it's the 2020s

i am a 90s kid

i was affected by the same issues, so why the hell do you even try to imply that i'd be the same as your fucking teacher born in the 40s?

i was shocked to assist a parents-teacher meeting and find out that all those adults just didn't know what to do to control their kids who were freaking 10 years old

it also reminded of that time a mom in her early 30s (I was 23) was shaking and looking at me all scared - "I don't know what to do" she cried while her daughter was pulling her dress and contorting on the floor

no, she was not having a seizure! the disney princess dress was cheap af and it itched and the toddler had her diaper full, the smell was horrible, yet the mom had no idea what was wrong with her

uwu my child doesn't speak but each time after I leave him with you, he starts speaking a little uwu - yeah, cause you ignore him all day and the language acquisition process is non-existent

uwu my child never talks and i think she has xyz and took her to therapist but they said there's nothing wrong with her and I can't believe she talk to you uwu - have you also considering spending more time with her and actually talking to her? because that's all I did...