#ah f*ck it here goes

[coolyiooo]

BSD Men Begging/ Desperate To F*ck You

Pairings: Dazai, Ranpo, Fyodor, Atsushi, and Chuuya

❗Warnings❗: biting, SMUT, MDNI, moaning, ,degrading, praise, public, quickie, groaning, whimpering, choking, over stimulation, begging, crying, masturbating, breeding kink, blowjob, etc

🖤DAZAI🖤

It was lunch time at the ADA. You and Dazai had the whole office to yourselves and right when everyone left, Dazai almost instantly threw himself on you.

The whole day all he could think about was you and nothing else. He's never felt this desperate and he doesn't know why, but all he knows is that he has to be inside you.

Without even greeting you with a hi, hello, how are you. He picked you up, laid you on your desk, kissing your neck and grinding his hips against you.

Startled, you asked " 'Samu what are you doing? We're still at work! Can't you wait till we get home?"

He bit your neck, making you yelp " I can't wait. I need you right here and now, Bella. All I've been thinking about is making you mine. Please I'll be quick, I promise" he begged while unbuttoning your shirt

You weren't sure if you should do it in the office where anybody could walk in at anytime, but you've never heard him beg like this nor be so desperate, it was making you flustered.

"F-fine, but you better be quick" He immediately unbutton his pants and slid your pants off, getting straight to the point.

He slid his fingers inside you fast, getting you ready to be stretched out by him. You moaned in surprise, and held him tightly from his fast fingers.

In a few minutes when he knew you were ready, he plunged his cock inside you, Both of you moaning.

He was shuddering from the warm feeling. He's been waiting for what seems like forever. Right away he thrusted into you at a fast pace, rocking the desk against the other desk loudly.

He was whimpering and moaning more than usual. He held onto your hips more tightly than ever, like you were gonna leave any second. He could feel himself already reaching his release, he really was so desperate for you.

"Mph- Mmn~ so good ah~! So fucking good~! Your so tight ah~ 'm gonna cum already~!"His eyes were shut tight and his eyebrows furrowed.

He would look like he was in pain if he wasn't moaning and whimpering so much. A bit of Drool was coming from the side of his mouth

When he opened his eyes, they looked like he's in heaven, like he's seeing stars. He looks down to where your both connected.

He can see his cock being drenched in your fluids and how your cunt consumes his shaft so hungrily. You could feel him throbbing inside you aggressively.

His head falls all the way back with his eyes closed "Yes~ I'm gonna cum! fuck, I've been waiting for this~ please, can I cum inside? Mmn~! I have to please, Bella~"

How could you say no when he's begging to you in whimpers? "Yes mmn~! cum inside me~" you moaned, clenching your hands on his shoulders.

He goes in and out of you at a desperate, sloppy pace. He really feels how your warm, wet pussy strokes his cock so perfectly.

He finds himself at his limit and shoots his hot cum deep inside your quivering cunt. Moaning so loudly as if he was screaming, forgetting that you were at a public place. Seeing him so desperate and pathetic made you cum with him.

Both of you twitching aggressively and being in pure bliss.You started calming down from your high's and catching y'all's breath. Your body still slightly twitching, when suddenly, Dazai rams his cock in and out of you at a fast pase.

Making you moan and dig your nails into his shoulder " 'S-Samu! Aah~!" You moaned

He whimpers out loud " 'm need more~ I can't stop moving- MNN~! I need to cum more~ your so irresistible ah~! Take responsibility Bella~"

💚RANPO💚

You had just came back from work to your shared apartment with Ranpo, putting your stuff on the table and taking off your shoes.

You wanted to go greet your boyfriend, so you walked to the bedroom, but then you started to hear lewd noises. You heard moaning and whimpering coming from the bedroom and all you could think about was 'is he... cheating on me?'.

With the thought in your head you barged in the room, about to cuss and scream at him, but all you saw was Ranpo and his hand on his cock. Ranpo looked at you with wide eyes, in shock and also embarrassment, his cheeks blushing red.

You both stared at each other in silence, then you heard Ranpo whimper as he began to stroke himself in front of you. He laid his head on the pillow as he let out loud, exaggerated moans as he stroke himself roughly.

"Ah~! Well don't just stand there and stare at me, sugar~ mmn~ I needed you all day and couldn't wait- Mmn~! Please help me~"

The sight and noises he brought to you was making you so wet, now he's got you needy too. You took off your clothes and got on top of him, taking his hand off his cock, and kissing him with full of lust, earning a satisfied sigh from Ranpo.

While you and Ranpo were kissing each other aggressively, he forced your hips to grind on his twitching cock, making him whimper. You could feel his cock rub against your clit, getting you wet and ready for him.

"Please~ I have to be inside you Mmn~ I can't take it anymore, sugar~"

Your body moved on its own and sank your hips onto his cock, both of you moaning from the intense pleasure. You began to jump on his cock at a fast pase, his hands gripping on to your thighs as he whimpered loudly.

"So good~! Just like that, sugar~ don't stop- AH~! MNN~ I want to cum so bad ah~ please don't stop~"

You could feel his cock throbbing aggressively inside you, only making you feel better and tightening around him.

"Yeah, sugar mmn~ oh yes~ yes, yes, yes! faster, sugar~"

He starts to thrust his hips upwards, to get more friction and to meet his climax, but for you he only reached deeper inside of you. Both of you moaned louder from the euphoric feeling and soon found yourselves at you limits.

Ranpo whimpered loudly as he shoots his cum In you, his eyes tight shut and back arching, his legs and hands trembling from his orgasm. You came with him, seeing stars and your cunt twitching on him.

As you were catching your breath he lazily thrusted his hips upwards again. You gasped in surprise when you could feel him getting hard again.

"More~ please more, sugar~ your so addicting~ please make me cum more~ don't stop~!"

💜FYODOR💜

You were talking to Nikolai, when suddenly, Fyodor opens the door abruptly. The loud noise startled you and Nikolai, but when you saw Fyodor coming towards you at a fast pase, it got you nervous.

Before you can say anything, he grabbed you by the hand and dragged you to where ever he was going, making you almost trip. "F-Fedya, is everything ok?"

You look back at Nikolai who was smirking and raising his shoulders like he's saying 'i don't know'

Fyodor takes you to your bedroom and immediately starts to aggressively make out with you, slamming your back against the wall.

You were definitely taken aback, but you weren't complaining and gave into the kiss. Fyodor held your body passionately yet tightly, groaning into the kiss. You pulled away from the kiss, worried since this isn't usually how he'd act

"Fedya, is something wrong?"

He was breathing a bit heavily. He held your chin with two of his fingers, forcing you to look into his eyes "Is it so wrong of me to want my love?"

He brought his lips to your neck "To touch.. to kiss.. to feel... To make love to? " He said kissing against your skin

He pulled himself away from your neck and tilted his head, looking at your eyes "get on your knees, moya lyubov" he said in a demanding yet quiet voice

You gulped and followed his orders, his dominance already making you wet. He pulled down his pants to reveal his desperate cock. He held the side of your head, looking down on you "suck, my dear"

You kissed and licked his cock, making him whimper quietly. You've never heard him whimper before, and it turned you on.

You welcomed his cock into your warm,sticky mouth. Going at a steady pase, but Fyodor held the back on your head and forced your head to deep throat him, startling and choking you. You instinctively put your hands on his thighs to hold yourself.

He tried to hide his moans and whimpers, but failed and let them out, making you so wet and aroused. You moaned on his cock, still choking on him, as tears ran down your cheeks. Seeing you become a mess in a short amount of time turned him on so much.

"MNN~! F-fuck~ your such a slut for my cock, my love~ your doing so well Aghh~! It hasn't even been five minutes- mph~!"

He fucks your mouth like it was your cunt and quickly found his climax, cumming deep down your throat. He shut his eyes closed, trying so hard to silence his whimper, but it felt so fucking good that he let it out. My god was his whimper so incomparable to every song you've ever heard. You almost came on the spot.

You swallowed every bit of his sticky cum "that's it. Swallow it, Myshka~" When he was done, he pulled his cock out of you. Giving you a chance to finally breath, coughing from the lack of oxygen.

He lifted your body up and raised one of your legs around his waist. Before you could process what was happening, he thrusted his cock in and out of you quickly. Both of you moaning from the sweet sensation.

You came immediately on his dick, already being so aroused when sucking him off.

"My, my, desperate, moya lyubov-? Mnn~! I want to fill you up so much as if I'm going to impregnate you~ hah~! I know you love your insides being claimed by me, Myshka~ don't act like you don't like it"

💙ATSUSHI💙

The second you got home to your shared apartment with Atsushi. He kissed your lips full of lust and passion. You were surprised, but of course you gave in.

You Wrapped your arms around his neck, deepening the kiss, earning a moan from Atsushi. He pulls away from your lips and kisses your collarbone instead

"I need you so bad y/n~ P-please help me cum. I dont think I can hold on much longer~" he said in between kisses. The tone in his voice showed some embarrassment.

You responded to his request with a desperate kiss on the lips. Both of you moving towards the main room. Your body soon found itself laying on the couch and in between your legs was Atsushi.

His hands were gripping on your waist. He pulls away from your lips and pulls your pants down in a swift movement. As he sits up. He brings your hips to his face, putting your legs around his neck and right away starts eating you out.

You moaned out loud while, as fast as he can, makes you wet. You gripped on the couch cushions from the amazing feeling, his moans sending vibrations to your cunt and his tongue tasting every bit of your delicious pussy.

When Atsushi thought you're ready, he lowers your hips on his lap and straight away thrusts his throbbing cock inside you, moaning in satisfaction. You came right from the contact, since you were aroused from him eating you out, and Whimpered loudly.

He let you adjust to his size for a few seconds and roughly fucked your cunt. He went in and out of you at an inhuman speed, making the couch move and both of you moaning.

"F-fuck~! Mmn~! So g-g-good~! Can't t-think! Mmn~ Ah~! More~ faster~! Please y/n I'm so close hah~" he whimpered as his hands on your hips helped him go even faster.

You arch your back, almost going into overstimulation, while he presses one of his hands on your stomach. He could feel his dick sliding in and out of you and it turned him on so much. Knowing how he made you feel so good that you couldn't even form sentences also made him go over the edge.

"G-god your so fucking perfect~ Mmn~ g-gonna.. gonna cum~!" He moans before he squirts his cum into your womb with a deep thrust, making you cum with him.

Both of you whimper and grab a hold onto each other. He left his dick deep inside you while he was cumming. In a few seconds, he began to ram into your sensitive cunt again. His cock still shooting cum and only getting harder.

You moan In surprise "A-Atsushi~! W-wait- MMN~ TOO MUCH"

He whimpers loudly "Cant stop~ feels too good! Ah~ please~ I need you so bad mph- let me cum inside you more please MNN~ I want to rub inside you more~ f-fuck! you feel like heaven~"

🧡CHUUYA🧡

You were quietly reading your book on the couch, when unexpectedly, Chuuya threw your book away from you.

You were confused and about to yell at him for throwing your book, but before you could say anything, he slammed his lips onto yours and kissed you.

His hands on your cheek and waist, this sudden affection making you fold into the kiss. You pulled him by the collar to bring his body more towards yours.

"I want you so much, doll~ please let me fuck you into oblivion~" he said before moving his lips to your neck.

You chuckled as you held the back of his head "You don't even have to ask, Chuuya."

He instantly laid your back on the couch and got in-between your legs, ripping your clothes off. His hand slowly moved down to your cunt just to find out you were already wet

"Heh seems like I'm not the only one desperate" you look away a bit embarrassed as he chuckles

"I think your already ready for me, doll~" he aligns his cock to your entrance and slowly slides his cock inside of you.

You and him moan from the connection and pleasure. He couldn't wait to make your body adjust to his size and immediately fucks your cunt at a fast speed.

You moan loudly as your pussy tightens around his cock, making him whimper.

"I wont stop until your covered in my cum Hah~!.. Till I fill you up with every drop mmn~ Until you've taste it.. Until every inch of you is claimed by me~" he moans

After hearing those words. You wrapped you legs around him, making him go inside you deeper, and tighten more around his cock.

He chuckled while groaning "F-fuck~ You like hearing that you little slut? Agh~ Your just my cum dumpster aren't you? F-fucking s-shit! Your trying to drain all of my cum aren't ya? AH~! Heh not like I'm complaining.. not one bit!"

You turned him on so much that you could see a bulge poking out on your stomach, created by his hard dick. You loved how desperate he was to be inside you, how he wanted to claim you so badly.

With one final, deep thrust, he cums inside your gummy walls, allowing you to cum on his cock. His head fell back with his mouth agape, eyebrows furrowed, and a loud whimper to escape.

Before he could finish cumming, he pulled out and stroke his cock with his hand to cum on your stomach. Seeing your whole body quiver from your orgasm made him able to cum more.

Both of you were now catching your breaths. After what felt like a minute and finally being able to breath normally.

Chuuya touched the cum he left on your stomach and brought it to your mouth, sticking his fingers inside it. You could taste his bitter cum on your tongue as you sucked on his fingers.

He smirks "Such a good little slut~ Cleaning the mess you made me do." He chuckles in amusement

"God, your so sexy. You make me want to go another round"

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[ryotono]

Hashiras/Pillars reacting to a [Y/N] having three husband's (like uzui, but inverse u got lol)

Ft. Giyuu and Sanemi (I'll probably do more after!)

The reader here is Gender Neutral, Enjoy! ;)

yes I got u 3 hubbies hehe

Satoshi is your calmest husband, the serious one, but kind and patient. He's probably the one who does all the housework while you work as Hashira. (malewife supremacy)

Eiji is your loudest husband, the easily irritable one, but is a crybaby inside. He always offers to accompany you on your travels. (Outside he's: idc Inside he's: pls [y/n] don't leave me)

Ichiro is your most affectionate husband, probably the most emotional one too. He is always the first one to run towards you whenever you come home. ( He and Eiji sometimes cry together because they miss you)

In your last mission, you had to travel north after a report about a demon terrorizing the town, not much later you have been summoned by master Ubuyashiki to a Pillars meeting. Obviously you go without complaining, but you're already missing your husbands, just imagining getting home and being cuddled by the three melt your heart. It's been a long 5 weeks.

In the meeting, after master Ubuyashiki appears and y'all bow, everyone starts reporting they missions, and when it was your turn...

The suddenly crash in your left and loud voices, make you silent. Looking in that direction you see your three husbands, Ichigo and Eiji screaming in your direction and Satoshi trying everything to stop them.

Well, that's was unexpected.

- Giyuu was just staring at the floor after reporting, waiting for the meeting finish.

- The loud noise got him scared for a second.

- Looking at the commotion, he noticed three unknown people, and you walking towards them after excusing yourself.

- At first he thought they are you friends or family.

- Seeing you kissing the forehead of the crying one, he thinks that probably your husband and your brothers

- But then you caress the face of one them, and holds the hand of another crying one.

- Giyuu is lost

"Seems you have company [Y/N], who are?" Master Ubuyashiki asks after his daughters describe the scene to him.

"These are my husband master" You answer.

"We apologize for the sudden intrusion master Ubuyashiki, and for the wall"

"Wall?" Giyuu ask himself.

- He notices the huge hole made in the wall by your husbands

- Giyuu is even more lost now, not only did he find out you have THREE husbands, they managed to break down a wall in seconds after hearing your name.

- After the meeting, he ends up finding you and your husbands, Satoshi once more is apologizing for interrupting.

- In the end, Giyuu ends up joining you to eat (Ichigo insist in giving him some Ohagi)

- WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK?

- Just some strange people invaded the Hashira Meeting AND interrupt Master Ubuyashiki? Sanemi is PISSED.

- After the meeting he goes after you and your husbands.

- He finds you outside the Ubuyashiki mansion talking, you seem to be scolding two of them.

- He walks towards you with heavy steps, and you seem to listen to him.

"Ah, hey Shinazugawa"

"Are you some kind of idiot?"

"What? - You ask"

"Who do you think you are to let these people walking in the Master Mansion?"

"Why do you care? We already apologized to master Ubuyashiki and paid for the broken wall. - You say defending your husbands. One of them growls in Sanemi's direction"

"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, YOU CAN'T JUST LET THEM COME AND INTERRUPT A MEETING"

- Sanemi started screaming at you, at your husbands and even the rock y'all are near.

- And you four just stay there listing here talking about whatever he's talking. Probably about "your stupidity" and "the stupidity of your husbands" and "and why Eiji shouldn't use an ax to break a wall".

- He is basically screaming about you and your husbands.

"AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE-" Your interrupt him, sighing tired.

"Shinazugawa if you want to be the fourth husband, just ask okay?"

- he stops and only stares at you.

- Yup, you broke him.

I've had this idea for a while, it didn't turn out the way I wanted, but I will try again someday ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

And don't worry! I will make another Hashira/Pillars and [Y/N] soon!

Hope you enjoyed! ^^

[English is actually not my first language so I'm sorry for any misspelling or errors I may have done]

#demon slayer headcanons #kimetsu giyuu #giyuu tomioka #tomioka giyū #demon slayer tomioka #sanemi shinazugawa #demon slayer shinazugawa #shinazugawasanemi #water hashira #kny hashira #demon slayer hashira #kimetsu no yaiba #kimetsu no yaiba x reader #kny headcanons #kny x reader

[gyusgowrl]

“I want us to get caught.”

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Summary: Jeoghan goes out to buy alcohol, Leaving his friend, Joshua, Alone with his wife, What's gonna happen? ;)

Word Count: 466

Warnings: (minors get the fuck out <3!!) Pairing Y/N x Jeonghan, Y/N x Joshua, Metions of alcohol, Reader is an heavy drinker, cheating, nicknames (Baby, babygirl, sweetie, slut), swearing, SMUT, Oral (F receiving), missionary sex?, sofa sex, reader has an orgasm, they get caught, LMK if I missed anything. If you aren't comfy then please leave or block me idgaf <3.

𓂃 ࣪˖

“Well Y/N, This is my friend Joshua!” Your husband, Jeonghan introduces. The gentleman Joshua, A good looking man, who has some hot muscles, nice smile, beautiful eyes.. And maybe even a big cock.

“Hello, nice to meet you, Y/N.” He smiles wide.

“Hii Joshua! Nice to meet you too” You offer a nice smile aswell.

“Jeonghan, do you have soju? I think we would love to have dinner with some!” The gentelman says to his friend.

“Ah we ran out, Y/N is a heavy drinker- I'll go get some. The grocery store is like 10 minutes away. Will be right back.” Your husband leaves the house, Leaving just the two of you. Alone.

You whispered to yourself, “Oh He's so hot His hands, His face, His body, Everything about him. How bad i wanna fuu-”

“Y/N are you trying to say something?” Your body takes a screenshot. (Lmao)

“W-whaaaaaT. NO! NOT AT ALL!”

“Are you saying that..” His voice lowers as he grins “Wanted to fuck me?”

“N-noo-”

“Aw baby, come here..” He places you on the couch.

“Joshua we shouldn't do this.. What if we get caught..”

“I want us to get caught.” He winks at you, Taking his clothes off in a snap, You can see his big cock now. You try to touch his cock, until he says, “Shh, baby let me make you feel good, Let daddy give you what you really deserve.” He said while coming closer to you, whispering next to your lips. He smashes his against yours. He undresses you. You both break the kiss for some breathe. He then goes lower and pulls you from your legs making you lay down. “Beautiful like this, babygirl.”

“Daddy please.” You say with a shaky breathe.

“Please what sweetie?” You lead his hand on your cunt.

“Aww.. That desperate, Desperate little slut, My desperate little slut.” He sucks your clit, sliding two fingering in you.

“Oh yes, yes, fuck- Nghhhh- Ruin me, Ruin me daddy.”

“Yeah, yeah? Already screaming that much while I just started. You wanna tell everyone how good I fuck you? Your husband too?” You moan in response.

You reach your orgasm. “Daddy! nghhh-” You white out for a little.

He places kisses on your cunt, Then bringing his fingers towards your mouth “Wanna know how good you taste, baby?” He places his fingers in your mouth, making you suck them.

He spilts your legs, “Sorry baby- Can't control no more.” He slams his cock in you. All you can do is moan his name loudly and cry. Tears falling down your pretty face.

“Mmm don't stop- So go-od. Oh! Fu-u-ck” You moan loudly. Every thrust getting deeper and harder. Joshua heavy breathing near your ear.

“Guys I'm home and the soju is he- Guys WHAT THE FUCK?”

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MY BRAIN ISN'T BRAINING!??!

Recommendations? <3

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[catcorsair]

Ten First Lines Game

Rules: Share the first line of ten of your most recent fanfics and then tag ten people. Don't have ten? Not to worry, just share what you have.

Thanks to @sadeyedlady-writes for the tag!

(I'm going to count each of the 5 published parts of Teeth as a separate story, even though I do have others, because they function that way and take up the majority of my time 😅)

Here goes:

Like Pulling Teeth: Part One

"Really, Christine," I spat as she clasped both hands to her lips, giggling madly behind them, "compose yourself!"

Like Pulling Teeth: Part Two

Of course, such ridiculous sentiments had never passed her lips. Christine did not protest, not once; not once! I reminded myself as I collected my thoughts against her, panting boorishly into the yellow tangle of her hair, not once! as I clutched her sweating, trembling flesh to the damp front of my waistcoat, my spent c*ck slowly draining of its urgency within her—no! she had uttered no complaint at all!—and yet, even now, that bitter fluid, that blood, that propellant of disaster, returned to flood my brain, and in those sobering moments I admit I might have—for only an instant—begun to doubt.

LPT: Part Three

For months I have upheld this charade.

Months of terror. Months of bliss.

Ah—and one day more, by the chiming of the clock.

LPT: Part Four

"You like this," I told her, madly, watching the flickering candlelight throw shadows on the desaturated red haze of her naked chest and thighs. Light danced in the blue ocean of her stare; I could not bear to look for the brilliance of that mystic gaze. Words poured from my lips like vomit, reeking, foul: "you want this, you c*nt. You always have. We both know you've begged me for it. Erik is only giving you what you—f*ck you, you fucking—f*ck—"

LPT: Part Five

(PSYCH it should be posted by the end of the year 😅)

I had been stupid not to anticipate a suitor; for a woman such as Sophia, it was remarkable that she did not have a line following her about. For all that I could gather during those first few miserable weeks following her return to the wardrobe closets of the Opera above, it would appear that she only had me.

And him.

Notre Dame des Lorettes

The cacophony of war echoes far beneath the earth. It is an insistent, tuneless music, its rhythmic monotony resounding in the dark, pronouncing destruction with every vibration upon the surface; to Erik, the lone occupant of the palatial underground beneath the unfinished Opera Garnier, the clamor is deafening, pounding above his head like the wounded heart of Paris herself. He cannot escape the sounds of her suffering, no matter how deeply he buries himself within the dirt.

A Home at the End of the World

"Where is the girl?" The Persian demanded, his shrewd, jadeite eyes flashing as he scrambled to his feet, his waterlogged dress shoes skidding over the tight weave of the Turkish carpet. Dark hair like smooth onyx, plastered to his forehead with wet and sweat, hung about his gaze as he surveyed the dark underground room. His deep voice came rough and rasping as if he had recently swallowed a great deal of water only to violently retch it up moments following. Still he huffed, each breath a painful struggle, "where is he, that stupid boy? Have you harmed the boy?"

Things From the Dirt

In the quiet, evening candlelight they cling together, legs entwined beneath the disordered bed linens. Long past the close of another day, flush with the usual bustling banality of life--her, managing the vast household, the service staff, their child; him, his interests in Nantes, in Saint-Domingue, his accounts, his debts--they are finally free to forget themselves for only moments, to claim their dues of one another as husband and wife. As they had for the first time, a week to this day, seven years ago.

Private Parts

In the underground bedroom she dresses in silence, taking pains to arrange her hair and rouge her cheeks, despite his being the only one who will look upon her. Pausing a moment to collect herself by the door, she turns to throw one last glance at her anxious expression in the mirror atop the bureau, then straightens her skirts and her cuffs with clammy, tremulous fingers.

Red Velvet

Why had she sought refuge here, of all places? On the roof of the Garnier she had already revealed all; Raoul promised that he would take her away to safety. She would be free from him forever. And yet, as soon as they had parted, she found herself rushing down the million stairs of the colossal opera house only to enter once more into his domain.

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(edited to censor, whoops!)

Thank you again for the tag! Tagging in @emotionalmotionsicknessxx @les-gnossiennes-fantomatiques @shinyfire-0 @jennyfair7 @flora-gray @wheel-of-fish @paperandsong and whoever else wants to join!

#phantom of the opera #the phantom of the opera #poto #le fantome de l'opera #erik/christine #catcorsair writes poto smut

[team-heavenly]

Chapter 26 - Part 2

Don't skip the matinée just so you can get to the main course!

🥺️Pwetty pwease with a 🍒 on towp?

EVERYBODY GET HYPED!! 😤

Wait, but we can't all go, right? Who will keep watch over the Guild?

Ah, okay. Just don't expect me to carry your head on a platter after Totodile and/or Tropius f*cks you up 🤷‍♀️

But before we head off for adventure, a juicy tidbit reveals the real members of Team Raiders to us!

Bruh, are you for real 😂

I can't exactly tell who is who until they show up in post (post), so look forward to that later! In the meantime...

Aegis Cave Luxurious Manor, here we come.

...Gee Pineco, ya don't say.

Nah, it just exists to troll everyone into thinking you can go farther when it's actually an impossible puzzle. OF COURSE THERE'S A TRICK TO IT, GOD-

Team Charm and the guildmembers scamper off. But let's check out those odd grooves Beedrill mentioned first.

Teresa: "Oh, okay. I know exactly what to do now." *hovers into the dungeon without any hesitation whatsoever.*

Andrea et al.:

Oh and, incidentally, this area is called The Gigantic... Uhhh, The Gigantic... *squints at the word before googling it*

...This ain't even a place, it's an idea. Wtf.

ANYWAYYY, here's an updated look at the Team! Garchomp, my beloved. Also #girl power.

So this probably goes without saying, but the dungeons and Pokémon* aren't randomized here. Otherwise it would be literally impossible to advance. Finding a random blue gummi who knows where is one thing (and that's already hellish enough). Finding a multitude of Unown Stones? Forget it.

Oooooo lookie lookie, one of the letters we need right off the bat!

*That being said! The moves and abilities of the Unown are totally random, so we still have at least a twist of fun. More on that later.

*Count from Sesame Street Voice* TWOOOOO LETTER I'S, AHAHAHA-

Also this dungeon was completely silent the first time through, but none of the subsequent times for some reason? Wack.

OH, AND BECAUSE ITEMS WEREN'T RANDOMIZED?? TREASURE HUNT GALORE FOR THOSE SO RARELY SEEN COMMON ITEMS LIKE ORAN BERRIES 😭

. Indulge me for a moment here, because I have a relatively new-ish blorbo, but this is the very first thing I thought of:

Sounds like a skill issue, idk.

Alright, you go do that. We'll be right behind you, but first, a message from our sponsors.

#pmd explorers #pokemon mystery dungeon #randomizer #post game #the ladies of charm #chapter 26

[cellard0ors]

I don’t know if anyone asked you yet but I’ve seen others ask everyone else. Soooo… your top Hackearney fic reqs… pls? 🥺

I HAVE been asked this and I've sworn up and down to do this, but I've just been lazy as f*ck. HOWEVER today is the day!

So, strap in, y'all here are my hackearney fics recs!

Keep in mind, the authors here all have MULTIPLE works in this fandom/ship that are good, I'm just picking the ones I've specifically bookmarked and read.

There are also some I've heard are good and just haven't read yet (looking at you, Garden of Moonlit Grief) and there are others that I'm sure are fantastic, but are not my cup of tea (ie, noncons, fics that might be TOO dark, etc)

In other words, if I don't mention you and we talk I don't mean to hurt your feelings I love all of the Hackearney hivemind omggggg...

(these are also listed in no type of order)

Every Single Edge - E - Skymasters - A week after the events of The Quarry, Laura can't get a certain sheriff out of her mind. She pays him a visit.

So, this was the first fic I ever read with them and it was in character and super hot. It's also one of those fics I envy, because I wish I could convey things this insightfully in a one shot fic as opposed to the Tolstoy novel-length fics I write!

Late Bloomer - M - FanFicReader01 - Travis’ heart felt heavy. Sometimes, it felt like he was the only sane Hackett left and that could be seen as a stretch.

Another one of the first fics I read fics, I found this idea incredibly romantic and creative, but also very sad. It's not a happy ending kind of fic, but it hits well and I enjoyed it a great deal.

I Will Spin You Rose Evenings and Gold Mornings - E - TheWeirdDane - Laura Kearney is at the end of her rope when it comes to managing her finances for vet school. Contemplating various ways to earn some extra cash, she eventually turns to sex work, and goes on to meet with an older guy who will pay for her time and intimacy.

There's something about Sugar!Daddy fics. Rhink got me into it and this fandom is pushing me into it further. I really enjoy AUs - especially ones where Travis is softer but still a firm disciplinary - noice.

Werewolf Bites and Hot Summer Nights - E - winterlilyflowers - An AU in which Laura and Max can’t find Hackett Quarry and end up at the Harbinger Motel, before becoming camp counsellors for the summer. Max is moody and secretive and Laura keeps bumping into the grumpiest sheriff with the cutest puppy dog eyes, and when he gives her his number ‘just in case’ a girl can’t help but drunk dial him one night. Cue overprotective and jealous Travis. And shouldn’t the officer get a birthday kiss? An unlikely start for a badass werewolf fighting duo, but a hot one.

Listen, if you're part of the fandom and a shipper and haven't read this, I don't know how to help you. It's so damn good. I re-read one, ah, scene in particular...it involves Travis's cruiser and being outside and...yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah. 👀

I LEGIT re-read that scene last night! but the entire fic is good. Again, I'm a big AU fan and I like the idea of how the game might have gone with little changes, so, this one fits that bill and then some. The Travis/Laura snark is also there as well, so - love it,

Caged - E - Gaqalesqua - Laura Kearney did not expect to spend her summer locked up by a creepy cop. Travis Hackett forgot that human beings have needs even when they're in prison.

This is one of those fics that has no right to be as hot as it is. I felt like the author really nailed Laura's voice too - they also get Travis, but since a lot of it is from Laura's POV, it's just really spectacular to me how well they got inside her noggin.

Also have to admire a fic that starts out just hot and then gets deep and makes you emotional.

Family - M - Tianasina - Laura sat on the edge of her bed and stared at the number on her phone’s screen. Her hand shook as she held her phone. She glanced briefly at the object clutched in her other hand. She sucked in a panicked breath and looked back at the phone, pushing her other hand out of her vision. Her thumb hovered over the green dial icon before shakily pressing down upon it. Dialing Travis…Laura needs help, Travis is willing to help.

I was legit surprised by how much I enjoyed this. Maybe I shouldn't have been, considering how domestic it gets, but honestly - not usually a fan of baby fics. But Travis with a baby is heart melting and I like how organically his relationship with Laura grows. A fun sweet read.

No Hard Feelings - E - Professional_Creeper - Travis had been having trouble staying hard while masturbating, but it was just stress from dealing with the curse. It was just because his hand wasn't exciting. With a woman as beautiful and alive as Laura writhing beneath him, he would be fine...

Listen, someone was GOING to have to write an ED fic for this ship and I'm glad this person did, because they nailed it and made it so genuine and heartfelt but also still sexy as fuck??? I couldn't pull this off - and I always admire those who can do what I cannot. And boy did they do it with gusto - this is like, give them a prize! fic. I would if I could!

Love Me Under The Neon Lights (If Only For The Night) - E - @spookyscaryscully - Travis could think of a thousand different places he wanted to be on his night off. A strip club was not one of them. AKA: The Hackearney Stripper AU.

Someone who has a LOT of irons in a LOT of AU fires and they're all burn hot, but I'm choosing this one because I just really love the whole solid idea of it. And, again, sucker for a soft!Travis!

There's just a lot of great work here - this idea could have just been sold as a silly thing but instead there's some distinctive depth. Love it.

Warmth - M-False_Mortal - A litter of kittens and their mother were dumped in front of the police station. Travis takes them in because it’s snowing and he maybe has a heart. Laura is a veterinarian assistant at the local shelter, where she sometimes works the front desk.

Travis, Laura, Cats - all things I like and in one place. SOLD. It's also just heartwarming and cute, but still with delectable sexytimes. Also, again, an AU and I adore AUs!!

Dear Friend - M - lovemeforallmyfaults - A new substitute professor settles in at her new job, with the help of a friend she meets in the college forums. A tenured professor tries to open up to someone other than his close relations. (aka - the You’ve Got Mail Set In College AU absolutely no one asked for)

Um - I think EVERY fandom should have a You've Got Mail AU?!? And luckily this writer rose to the challenge! It's fun to see Travis and Laura spar in a completely different environment but still feel like them. Not to mention, I again adore the whole concept of letters and not knowing it was you and so, yeah - love this!

Pass Me The Shotgun (And I'll Hand You My Heart) - E - @norrington-hell - Sometimes the best way to deal with your trauma is to see a therapist. And sometimes it's to find the surly bastard responsible and rock his goddamn world. Laura knows which option she prefers.

I already did a whole post about this, but - shut up. THIS FIC. I both love it and hate it. THIS IS NOT A BAD THING. I love it, because it's probably one of the best written things I've ever read. I hate it. because when I read new chapters or re-read it, I feel this overwhelming seething jealousy towards Norrie and her talent, when I know I should be a good girl!

I - for the life of me - have a hard time writing conflict and super!mean Travis and bratty!Laura and Norrie just strolls up to the bar and is shooting bullseye's left and right and blind folded for it like it's no big thang.

Her world is so rough and real and not at all sugar coated. It's not easy, so, when things go well for these two, it feels so EARNED. UGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! Take me out of this club, I'm DYIIIIINNNNG.

...in conclusion, I will always recommend this fic forever and always and it's probably a staple of how you should approach writing them.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah - here you are anon and anyone interested! If you follow me and one of these fics are yours and I didn't know your tumblr name because I'm smart-like-that (tm) please let me know so I can tag you properly!

#hackearney #travis x laura #long post #fic recs

[obmessed]

Hi hi 👋😁👋 can you do an au where Piri is with the Latino family/Spanish family, and with Spain as a big happily family well kinda little bit of chaos.

(I mean this doesn't have to be an AU, this could just be scenario where they're visiting each other)

Warning: google translate was used

Not many know this, but Piri has his own version of Spanish. It's called Chavacano, slightly different from actual Spanish but it's so alike that people from Zamboanga can have a Spanish conversation with anyone from Spanish speaking countries.

That being said, Piri actually does know Spanish. As being the personification of the country requires him to be fluent of all the languages and dialects found in his home.

He just pretends not to, to f*ck with people. Especially the Spanish speakers who have trouble with english! Like he'd visit their house, speaks in english which forces the host to also speak in english, and then just reveal in the end that he could've just spoken in Chavacano for them.

Piri: Hey kuya! I have a secret to tell you

Mexico: (struggling) Ah, a secret! W-what is it?

Piri: Tengo mi propia versión de español que hablo con fluidez (I have my own version of Spanish that I speak fluently)

Mexico: ...entonces tienes chistes ¿eh? (So you have jokes, huh?)

The puto over reaction never goes away, but Piri is getting tired of it. 'Oh no, you named your food after swear words!' okay he gets it! That's been long established, so get over it already!

Piri: And for snacks we're having, puto!

Spain: *Gasps*

Piri: Oh shut up, Spain! You know exactly what puto is in my place!

Spain: Could you atleast change it's name? It's still jarring that...that's what you call that thing.

Piri: For your information, it's named after India's puttu. Not everything I have came from you, seriously get over yourself. And even if I want to, I can't, it has already made quite a name for itself that it would be impossible to re-brand it now.

Since America's birthday is also his friendship day with Piri, he ofcourse gets the right to go to his place and celebrate. But there was this time, when Piri asked if he could invite extra guests and Alfred allowed it. And the extra guests happened to be his neighbors from down south. And you know how Spanish birthdays go down.

Cuba: What are you waiting for amigo?...blow the candles

Mexico: Yeah hermano, blow them...

America: Aha, uhh-yeah sure dudes

*Proceeds to get his head be pushed down by the two, but managed to keep it up*

America: P-Phil! Help! Heelp!

Piri: Help? Okay

*Proceeds to push his own hand, on Alfred's head*

America: I meant me! Help me!

Piri: Oooh, I'm already helping them tho, so-

(yeah they definitely act like little sh*ts together)

As the only Asian in the family, the Latinos/Spanish definitely threw some Asian jokes at his way. Not the overly racist ones, just the generally funny ones that makes everyone laugh. Like pretending to be the strict Asian parent that wants their kid to be a doctor.

Most of the time, Piri does find them funny. But other times, he really doesn't have the time for that.

Piri: Spain! I'm here to-!

Spain: (in exaggerated accent) Don't talk to me, till you are doctor

Piri: Wha-? But this is importa-!

Spain: Well are you doctor?

Piri: No, but you're currently under my care as your-

Spain: Then don't talk to me not-doctor-son of mine!

Mexico: Ooooh! Emotional Damage!

Piri: Fine! Deal with your own useless sick ass self then!

Spain: No, wait! I'm sorry-

#hws philippines #hws spain #hws mexico #hws america #hws cuba

[nerdyenby]

Red time :D I’m watching Jojo

Pregame

Ollie freaking out that they’re supposed to change skins 😂

Mmm yes studying time

I am taking so many notes queen

What are Jojo’s teammates’ pronouns? She used they/them for Ollie but idk

Also heads up that I don’t know Spanish so I’m just gonna be smiling and nodding

J… my beloved

Ollie so proud of having done their homework :))

Kara doing her best, we stan (I know absolutely zero Spanish send help)

WHY SANDS EARLY???? 😭😭😭

Ok it makes sense since there are a lot of new people but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna be happy about it /hj

They are the underdogs, I believe

Jojo being so proud of Ollie and how much they’ve studied <333

“Oh my god I love the emojis” I love Ollie ;-;

I want them to win so bad, you don’t get it

“We’re on the same team!!” “Not right now” I love Ollie and Jojo’s banter so much

Ollie talking about how they hope this could be the start of MCC including more Spanish streamers and being really excited to be part of the event being more open to other communities :)))

Oh my gosh mc ultimate, that was so long ago

We do a little bit of breathing, so true

Me not knowing a lick of Spanish but loving the energy :))

I only know like five words in Spanish so I’m just vibing and every now I’m then like “ah yes, bien means good”

It probably says something that listening to people talking in another language doesn’t even sound weird to me because of how hard APD goes, it just sounds like this to me sometimes even when I do know the language lmao

The “THIRTO YNE” in the sky 😂

Rocket Spleef

The excited/nervous energy on this team is so endearing, they’re all so happy to be here but also with a healthy coat of anxiety

Them all cheering Jojo on :))

That last minute elimination lol

THE MCC LORE!!! THEYRE LOOKING TO HIRE A NEW SKYWRITER CAUSE THEIR CURRENT ONE MESSED UP!!! I love MCC you guys

TGTTOSAWAF

Gonna be real, I was spaced the heck out during this game, Jojo did well tho!!

Parkour Warrior

So do we know what happened with Shadoune?

They’re a player down but they’re keeping morale up :))

Jojo’s ability to first try the wavy bridge thing is incredibly intimidating actually

She’s going for the hard ending!!

That checkerboard is breaking my brain but I kinda love it???

The STRESS

Ollie’s popping off tho

FIRST!!!! oh wait nevermind 😭😭😭

Parkour Tag

They’re popping off!!! They’re lasting so long so often!!

The way you can tell that they’re having so much fun now that they’ve found a groove :))

Capitan top 5!!!

“Chat, I was the nerf” Jojo 😂

Sylvee my beloved

What song even is this lol

OH it’s good for you, helps when you can actually hear the instrumental lmao

Holy crap Bad, I know he didn’t mean it but that is the most backhanded compliment in existence

Grid Runners

They’re doing well!!

That copy the sculpture was pain tho

It felt like they figured out the rod thing really quick

Meltdown

I’m so ready for them to pop off, you don’t understand

Jojo frantically switching to English when she gets frozen is way funnier to me than it should be

Ayyyy they won the first round :D

Nooooo them just running around a locked room is and falling into the lava together :((

Survival Games

Gonna be honest, the pov I have to read subtitles for probably isn’t the one I should be watching while drawing lol

They’re doing great though!! People are just dropping like flies and they’re killing it

They swept blue!!

YOOO first place with all surviving!!!

“Hispanic on top!!! Vamos!!” Hell yeah!!!

“The Spanish Inquisition” 😂😂😂

He doesn’t know where the sand goes 😭😭😭

Sands of Time

The “holã HBomb” in the chat <333

I believe in jojosolos sot supremacy

They all sound so stressed but that’s not really an indicator of how good it’s going in sands lol

It’s so funny to hear “oh my gosh” after 90% of the English words in this call have been “f*ck” or “ok” lol

It’s super possible indeed :)))

YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Dodgebolt

Them <333

Capitan 1v3!!

THEY WONN!!!!!!!

Jojo winning shot my beloved <3

MASSIVE DUB FOR SPANISH SPEAKERS EVERYWHERE!!!!

Jojo appreciation hour <333

THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE COIN 😭😭😭 “we get a prize?” I’m losing it

They’re so excited about the box <33

“I’m gonna propose to my girlfriend with that” OLLIE 😂

Ollie wanting to team with English streamers too :))

“I think Jojo- she doesn’t speak English, right?” “I don’t- no- I…” “No?” The absolute flub 😂

They’re so excited to come back :((((( I love them :(((

I love chill after calls :))

Captain/capitan team <333

#mcc 31 #mc championship #nerdy’s mcc reactions #jojosolos #shadoune #olliegamerz #capitangato #cw caps

[phantom-of-the-ruckus]

My weird thoughts about the Midnight Show BETA

Disclaimer: This is meant to be taken as humor, don't take it too seriously. I may exaggerate in some things but I am being honest. I'm also cool with cannon but I have a tendency to yeeted out for experimenting xd

I actually never thought an angry normal bald man jumpscare would actually scare me. Dang it, Jake! You just don't appear out of nowhere on people's face - Oh wait actually I forgot that Baldi's basics exits, so this is the second time it happens. *Insert Doof nickels meme*

Owen is not taken seriously, and everyone thinks him as a D***. Cool

I am not gonna talk about the ponytail chick that later becomes Mortimer host. I acknowledge her existence, but I don't think she's Scout. (It kind of goes against the first game cannon and it just doesn't make sense choosing your Scout.)

Owen actually being an awkward tired dad is welcome. Still, did you thought spending that much money in a book was a good idea.

Jump cuts that take the sense of the story? Uncool >:(

Mortimer just being a little Sh*t to Owen makes me chuckle tho It's hard to think they're the same Mortimer

"You're in BIG trouble mister. " Owen just radiates dad energy

The puppets are basically Owen's family because he's a weirdo who likes puppets and nobody is into that (Except for my Amy, but Owen f*ck things up)

Mortimer has a saw :D

Jump cut D:<

How long have this bastards have the studio and why nobody is getting sus?! GAME EXPLAIN!

Everyone has Owen voice at the first cut scenes. This is the most WTF and hilarious thing I heard

Nick level got some glow ups and I missed my ugly barnacle boi (JK! Nick is bootiful )

Everyone just being playful and cheerful with Owen except for Riley. Noice

Owen attempting to assert his dad and Riley telling she doesn't care about his ass. Riley is just the best

Hahahahaha denial goes brrr *cries in a corner while hugging Moriley*

Riley proving once again why she's the best character in this entire franchise just with her voice lines

Riley prob is an atheist. I don't have prove but no doubts

Owen's VA did great at trying to imitate the cast voices, still their Daisy Voice was hilarious

Ah yes. Nick forces you to sit through his performances and Daisy wants you to help him, and there is Riley not hiding the fact that she hates you and has lower expectations of you on trivia!

Wait... how long have this guys done stuff?! Owen did you took that much time?!

Oh a demon was in the book. Makes sense, but I kind of wanted corruption arcs except for Riley, the queen of Sarcasm prob would take that path anyways

Guy: Dude Destroy the puppets

Owen: NoOoO tHe HaNdEeMeN aRe MiNe

Never doubt the power of attachment and being a looser puppeteer middle age man

So you get to choose what level you want? Cool :)

Oh it's buggy >:(

Love the fact that Nick and Daisy rhyme about what they want you to do. Riley straight up asks you why the hell are you keeping coming back and how are you still alive but her cocky ass just rolls with it. Riley is the best character change my mind

Nick venting his frustrations with Riley. I have a good word for it but I'm not gonna use it, but it's the other name for the rooster xd

Daisy being a sweetheart and saying mom things

Riley denying her daddy issues and trying to convince herself Middle age depressed boi is not her dad. Mood

Riley calling for Rosco is the most adorable thing and I'm here for it

I like how Riley and Nick use technology as traps, but Daisy uses bear traps :D

Riley insulting you or giving a sassy remark when you pass your trivia. My favorite is "*deadpan* Hooray! Hooray! U don't die today >:("

Riley has some fine AF eyebrows

Nick's performances are so well done

Nick slipping out that he actually has a crush on Riley gives the whole "If Riley tries me once more, there will be nothing of her but Gore!"Basically Riley drives Nick crazy that it frustrates and makes him madly fall in love with her

Why Riley doesn't have two different eye color glow?!

No cut scenes like the in the demo? OK then :(

I'm both happy and disappointed at the beta

The midnight show exists but I chose to mostly ignore it in most of my AUs because attachment issues, I'M NOT IN DENIAL, and also because making those AUs last year took a hella time >:(

Wait.... why Riley's icon have a mask when that event happened after Pierson was taken over?!

Riley putting Rosco as an answer for a trivia question is the most adorable thing. This lady loves her giant dog and I'm convince that she's a proud dog mom you can't tell me otherwise

Nick clearly doesn't know Shakespeare

The fact that Nick wrote a poem about his love for Riley implies that he probably has made art using her as a muse but Nick is too embarrassed to admit he likes her. That's so Nick

What if Riley struggles with other emotions other than anger and uses science and sadism to express she likes something. So when she said with such glee that she wanted to experiment on Nick implies that she kind of likes him? Or maybe that she wants him dead. um Both. Yeah Both

#hello puppets #riley ruckus #deedz does weird stuff #mortimer handee #nick nack #daisy danger

[grahmcrackerboi]

I wanna put on layers because now days I get cold and it sucks I need two covers to sleep and keep myself warm. I'm not cold if it's so hot to where the crayons melt on the pavement other than that I am cold my hands mainly my fingers get cold and my ears and I have a beanie in my backpack but I feel like ifi wear it ill look weird im trypong off of the my key oard where theres no capaltization or auto correct so im just typing like this snd i dont care thag much i think i have a sore throat because I threw up yesterday not on purpose i literally just woke up from my nap and threw up when i woke ip maybe i ste too many cuties but ig it sas worth it but my throat is so re now

i think i can speak about my lfie on tumblr like its no one's business it feels nice i guess because even if. i dont get engagement on here i at elast have a personal outlet with a form of anonymity.

i dont think i have to make sende on here because i ca just speak even when im not physically speaking i have an outlet i feel that this is possibly a more positive oitlet compared to my ntoes which have bad thigns.

i linda wish i could be luci at times i sure hes a sweet person lol i dont lnow

is it lies or are they actually happy? because im sure it's possible to physc yourself into thinking your fine and happy with the self distruction but in the oong run it, likey

i feel so odd like ts posting thigns om twitter like hes the smartest person on the internet or even like some weird reddit incel i dont know i wish he wasnt a bad person because i wont lie i feel pike if he wasnt bad i would actually engangenin his content i guess or lsiten to his music which i do but i listen to it on soundcloud

sometimes i feel like i dont wanna bw here because i didnt take my anti depressants but than i remember thag i have to live,i have a life i need to live even if i dont like ir but also because i dont want to fie or unalive myself and have jim thinking "oh he did it because of me" like no your not thag important bro anywho im been listening to mm they're music kinda helps likw when i started listening to ms sheets music as a coping mechanism i need to find the picture i thinl i have it in my camra roll owir weweweew i dont have the picture ^_^ hapoy i gues

he got me a xbox but i showld have asked 4 a 3DS XL i miss playing on a ds i miss my dsi meanwhile in dyf hes talkinf about wanting to f*ck his iphonei thought the wbll rang for a second

i dont like feeling anxious to where my chest feels where empty alsmot? does tumblr have a certain amount to how much you can type? iw onder of whell hope not.i might edit this text iiiddkk

i winder if i was unmasking i dont know yesterday ahe said why do you have an attitude it was because i didnt take my medication not because of the miney that stupid it didnt feel real life mever feels real anyways so it doesnt matter? i felt like almost not being here but mo because i font know what awaits me in death.

fucking hipster fa- i should reallychange my usernamw i think i need to type faster hahah than i can type not normal i font care tbh i can be myaelf here without judgement unlike life i hate life because people judge people too much like you dont know me yet you mock me because of my voice or the way i look

i guess i sometimes feel bad because im werid or different but that's because i guess ir isnt recived by the public as socially acceptable but i gues its okay because wveryone is different right?

im cold and im twichtuimg/moving

i guess i got moved in my marh class idk shy magbe its like my english class wbere theres different places/groups for certain levels?

i dont know but um i think ill skip english/6th period for my own sake of my mental health?

i domt wanna be bullied or mocked because of me just living its like please let me be i canf stand up to them because itll make things worse but its okay i guess ewie random uncomfy feeling in my body ack itll be otay it eventually goes away j down know whag 2 do

i wont lie i kinda like beinf different from towth people sometimes but i also dont sometimes but its okay because i have people that im friends woth people thag are kinda like me so that makes me happy gouss ooo new way to spell guess hehe

this is scary bro this man still creps me out sorry mike

i feel like i have to stop myself sometimes from being 2 weird because o dont wanna weird out the people that are my friends

okay okay im dine inmeed to put my things im order first ts second mm third ma?

lol hw was high in it

funny enough mars popped up and i was looking om mm ahh my stomach feels weird bruh djsjfnsj

how i feel

did i write too much?

hope mot

#tumblr is my personal diary #https.womper #titanic sinclair #ts #mars argo #brittany alexandria sheets #brittany sheets #melanie martinez #crybaby purfume #vent ig #idk bruh #random posting #skipping class

[dangerousdreamlandfan]

A DREAM THAT CAN'T COME TRUE

Jk storyline -

Not allowed to date, dares to get engaged out of contract, gets hate, but is supported by BTS ~ soon.

"F*ck you!" - he screamed and left the building. Because no one really understands him. " I quit " - jjk

The show must go on- RM

BEGIN -

He strolled the night streets of NY in disguise (duh) looking at people who still had their freedom. They may not have that much money in bank accounts but they had the most important thing on their lives- an expensive commodity that he couldn't afford. A LIFE THEY COULD CALL THEIR OWN.

He is 26 now, he started at a young age of 15. Despite having it all, he can't help feel helpless and alone. He had his 6 mates but sometimes we all need someone special. We need to get out, we need a break from reality.

His phone rang. He was getting called back because they had an early practice. He had to return now but he couldn't help feel sorry for himself. The things which mattered to him seem to fade away bit by bits now. He needed a family now. It started to rain.

He made a run(we 7 mates mates yeah we from the bottom, continued...) for it.

A woman who looked like she would be 24 spotted him despite his disguise. He had failed.

"Never thought Id meet you here"- she said. You look really grumpy right now. And he did cause he was fed up of this. He thought she was a journalist or something.

"I'm Haneul, call me Hana If you like". But he wasn't having any of it. He ignored and started to run again. He was afraid of a sudden crowd of people that may surround him and get him into trouble. She started to laugh at him. "You look funny when you run mister! And you dropped your glasses"

Hana was amused and thought if she were to tell this to anyone no one would believe her.

He could still hear that laugh. He was pissed, he didn't quite know why. Maybe it was sheer freedom she had or maybe it was the way she spoke. He made a mental note - if he were to ever see her again, he would like to make her feel the exact same way that she did. "Ah! Annoying" - he grunted and punched the walls of his room. The view from his glass window was amazing but it didn't quite feel right. He had another dream now.

"Could it be that it's a lesson, that I never have to learn I looked at it like a blessing and now it's just a curse"- said Zayn in his melodious voice but it was something that Jeon jungkook was feeling that has been described aptly by this British singer. He thought how would it have been if it were different. It is not that he hates this. Music is his first love but it just becomes too much sometimes. Maybe a vacation would be good, he thought.

But they had a fan meet to attend after practice. Then a couple of interviews and it just goes on and on. It never seemed to end.

So there they were- the whole team BANGTAN SONYEONDAN at the fan meet. (Yes you guessed it right, duh). Suddenly his facial expressions dropped and he started feeling pissed. There she was! Jade. That smug face. Huh how he hated that. " Don't come here" - he prayed. But she skipped the members and stood right in front of him. "Hey! Look who's here. Didn't expect to see ya here" - HA HA she is so funny. He thought in his head. "This is for you- here take it". She held a book in her hand and gave it to him. "Take this". " Ikigai: The Japanese Secret to a Long and Happy Life". She smiled. But he felt she was teasing him, that she could see right inside of him. How lonely and sad he really felt. He was enraged but couldn't act on it. How could he? He was supposed to be always in happy mood, always grateful for everything.... "Oh how thoughtful of you" - Taehyung smiled. But he didn't really replied.

But all this wasn't ending. They had to attend a VIP meet too.

Run (ballad mix)- played in the background.

He was fuming. This girl irritated him, just her mere presence. He went to the washroom just to calm himself. He couldn't even do that. she was there too. "AAH! what's your problem huh? why are you even here? I bet you don't like our music"- he said. She was taken aback poor girl didn't know what caused him to act such a way. "I-I-" she was in shock. "What??? Stop wasting my time. You annoy me soo much." He said frustratedly (trustfratedly). "I just - you looked sad and unhappy. So I just bought you that."- she defended. Who do you think you are? Do you think your life is much better than mine? You are so cool huh? Your smug face! I don't like it." "Fine! You could just talk to me in a civil way but I guess you lack basic human interactions... so u don't know what to say to humans.'

HMMM.. there it was. The feeling you get when u know someone is right but you can't accept it nor deny it. That horrible feeling. "Look I don't need your book or your stupid advice or whatever you just said. I'm not concerned. Just don't come to any other fan event or anywhere near me" - JK tried to lower his tone. "You know what, I'm going to tell people how rude you really are. That cute image you have created, I'm gonna smash that." "IDC. JUST LEAVE!" - he was nearly screaming at this point.

"Hope I never see you again.- she retaliated back. WHAT A GRUMPY IMMATURE MAN!" He glared at her, and couldn't help but feel so small. He knew he was behaving immaturely. He just couldn't bear the things she said- because they were true. "Jungkook- what are you doing? Are you okay? You look... disoriented. What's wrong?"- Jin noted.

"No miss you cant take gifts back"- a staff member tried to say politely. "UH-UH give it back". But Ma'am.. this is... "What? I wasted my time here, my mood is ruined and my money is wasted". Hey, what is wrong? - RM enquired. Haneul was not having it. Hey, look idk your name ok? Don't mind. I'm not into music that much. I just want my book back. Simple. "Okay.. fill me in Chanyeol? Will ya?" rm asked the poor guy. "Well, she gave this book as a gift to JK. Now she wants it back, and very violently I must add". The poor man was shaken to the core. "What happened? Do you not like him now?"- RM tried to reason. "NO, I hate him. He is rude and entitled, and everything bad that's happening on his planet! "Quite an exaggeration it was. "And your music probably sucks. HMPH." "Ok, calm down. Please, give her book back Chanyeol" Said RM in a calm voice. "Wait!" Jungkook came running like a peregrine falcon and snatched that book right out of Chanyeol' hand. "HEY! give it back you said u don't want it." "Well, I changed my mind. I-

"Guys, come on we have to reach another venue in half. Let's go"- another staff member yelled. "Well, we have work ok, so bye, and I'm taking this book."- JK spoke in a low voice. RM was unbothered by this childish bickering and had already left 5 minutes ago. "HMPH! Loser - Hana exclaimed as she left in dismay.

Hana had to go to work too. She worked at a restaurant part-time. She went straight to her shift at Langdales. It wasn't very rewarding but it was alright. She was pursuing her masters in English literature.

She wiped her hands on her apron after doing some dishes. She lived alone, didn't have many friends, and was almost bored most of the time. But she enjoyed her own company. She was easy-going and friendly.

She knew if she had to make it big, it needed more than just hardwork. Various pre-requisites were needed for it. Like perseverance, smart work,talent, skills, luck, and continuous motivation along with discipline. It wasn't easy. So she made a mental note of never giving up. There was so much to achieve and she was so young. When she was young she was really fascinated by doctors but she knew she didn't have that passion towards it. So she dropped the idea.

Jungkook has had fair share of endless no sleep nights. But this was different. He couldn't help but feel shame. Why was he so rude? Did he overreact? Maybe he thought all wrong. Confusion and guilt was laced in his expression. Then he would think it's not a big deal but end up spiralling about it few minutes later. So he made a decision- that he would see correction stalk her. Ya not a good decision indeed but he was intrigued even if just a little bit.

"Langdale huh? What a weird name it is." He said just standing infront of the restaurant. He tried to better his disguise today. He was even wearing a wig. He entered the restaurant and took a few quick glances until he spotted the target.

" Umm, I don't know it looks impossible. Maybe if we tried different approach" He heard her say. He sat and observed. She continued talking on her phone. "Ahem, Hana people are waiting. Drop the call" - Her manager Andrew was not liking it at all. So she went to the table #7 where Jk sat. "Hello and welcome to Langdales. May i take your order, Sir" - she tried without sounding annoyed after being told to drop her call which was important to her.

AH AHEM, I would like a green tea. She was shocked because JK spoke in a very weird British accent which was not suiting him at all. ( Why did I do it!? What tha hell?) - even Jk didn't know why he did that. Anything else? Now the stakes were high he had to maintain that stupid fake accent. "Bring me one of your specials" - he tried again. She nodded and left mumbling what a nutcase. HAH I heard you! Umm, sorry? Ya you should be. How rude of you to talk to a costumer like that. He was enjoying every bit of it. To say the same things to her. Nice feeling.

Andrew came after hearing some commotion. "HANA! TH? What are you doing? You cannot upset our customers. I'm so annoyed by you, you talk on the phone, you keep making annoying faces and now you even yelling at our customers!

"Wait I didn't yell at anyone" she looked at disguised JK in hopes he will support her but he didn't say anything. "You know what Hana this was the last straw. I'm gonna hire someone better than you and pay them less. There are plenty of new comers who will be willing. So, off you go! "

Jungkook was shocked. This was a little extreme of her manager. "But she didn't yell- JK said, now in a normal voice, as he forgot his accent under the heat of this situation. Hana looked at him in disbelief. She knows that voice. "It's okay. I'll leave." She said. "Thanks for defending me Jungkook." She said with a cold expression.

Oh no! What has he done. He just came here to know her more but his visit cost her, her job. She left after taking her bag and phone. "Now I can call and talk to whoever I want how much I want " - she said to Andrew and left.

JK tried to reason with the Manager. "Hey look it wasn't that bad. She didn't yell at me." He reasoned. " Sir, I appreciate your kindness but I already fired her. What's done is done. " "Look I'll pay you to bring her back and bring her back with respect". "What? Why do you want to help her?" Andrew was not sure. "Umm how much are we talking" "how much do you want? " "Ha ha you must be crazy. I have to get back to work now. See ya."

No matter how much money Jk offered he wouldn't call her back. He didn't like her no nonsense attitude, her way of speaking or her in general. So it was a win win.

Jungkook ran out hoping to still find her. "Hey wait!" She had earplugs on. She wasn't listening. She was talking again. "No, I don't care. Okey? Look Lili I have to find another job and rent's due this week. "Can't you just say sorry" Lili spoke. "But - leave it. I'll think of something"

"Hey! Hana right?" What do you want now. Are you happy?" "I - I. This went down all wrong. Ok? I'm sorry. " Oh so tell how you envisioned it to happen. Enlighten me. What plans did the spawn of Satan managed to curate??.

What? Who even speaks like that? Jk thought.

"Hana I'm sorry genuinely." "Just leave before I scream and tell people who you really are." Ommo jungkookie oppa she said in a high pitched voice. "Now leave, you stupid stalker. You had so much work to do still you came here. Why?"

Why? Well for one he was intrigued. And now he's guilty. Guilty of making her loose her job and home potentially. "Hey if you need some help. Please call this number. Keep it please. " He passed a neat sheet of paper. "Uh I'm sorry again?.." he said sheepishly.

"Hey 👋 Molly."

"Oh hi. I heard about your job. Sorry.'

"It's okay. I'm job hunting."

"Hey what's that?"

"Oh it's just garbage." She crumpled and threw the paper in the bin.

Molly was her roommate. She picked the paper that read for help, call 🤙. "Oh so its useless?"

"Don't pick it up from trash." - Hana said annoyed.

"But it says call if need help. Did you not try this."

"No, I did. No one picked up." Hana knew she had to lie to end this topic cause Molly would bother her all the time.

"Well I will try again for your sake."

"What? No Molly? It's invalid."

"Oh, I see."

End of discussion --

"Hello?! Ya this is Hana" No it was not.

"Oh, can't believe you called."

"Ya, I need your help."

"Really?"

"Yeah"

"Oh great! Um.." Jungkook looked here and there. He was sitting in back stage area. What could she do um? He thought.

"Aaaaa, Do you know makeup? Hairstyling or anything tech-y?"

"Ahh ya that would be great. Thanks. BTW I forgot your name accidentally, You know I'm such a clutz." Molly said while Hana was fast asleep. She just wanted to help her.

"What's your name again?"

"Ok, look Miss, whoever you are. Do not call on his number again else you will be reported."

"No wait! Sorry. I- I'm Molly. Hana's roommate. I just wanted to help her. She's gonna lose this room and everything. Please help her"

"I know she needs help. That is why I gave her this number but she wouldn't like how you are lying to her. So you call back when she agrees. Okay?"

Poor Molly. She was just trying to be a good friend but the stranger was right.

"Hey wait before hanging up. Who are you?"

"Oh I I'm-" Jk panicked and said any random name he could. "Ahhh Pearlll..?"

"Pearl? Oh that is a um diffrent name."

"Yes Molly I am very unique indeed. Ok bye." He said in a haste.

"Oh okay bye Pearl."

Oof what am I even doing? This is crazy. Finally some rational thoughts eh Jungkook?

"Let's go and rock the stage guys."

Jhope said with high spirits. "Yessss!" Everyone cheered.

After a long 3 and half hour concert, the boys ran backstage.

We completely rocked it. Didn't we? - Jin exclaimed! He still has so much energy. He could go on and on.

"Why does it all happen at the same time? Why always?" Ooh poor Hana she had her fair share of tough days. Like that one time she had her finals and got typhoid. Or when she had a long seminar presentation but her pendrive was stolen.

No she's jobless, could loose this place and also has her finals, again. She kept scrolling her screen to find any job that could match her resume. She applied to 4-5 jobs but to no avail. Her cellphone rang suddenly," Hi! This is Hana."

Hi, we are calling from New Chimes Restaurant. We received your application. Are you still looking for a job?"

Yes, please.

Ok we have fixed your interview tomorrow at 10 am. Be there.

Thanks

#kpop #fiction #bts jungkook #music #forbidden relationship #i hate this #love #engagedlife #bangtan #bangtan sonyeondan #SoundCloud #Spotify

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Episode 6: Killing Butterflies (Part 1)

(Disclaimer: I don't own any character, except for Albert, the host for this. Everyone and TD belong to their respective creators. There will be some mature scenes, but we can guarantee no NSFW here, as some of the campers are minors. If there is a (==)(==), it means that a confessional or a transition is being used. The confessionals will be in italic. If I portray a character improperly, please tell me! I have little knowledge about some of the campers, so please correct me if you can! Now, let the show begin!)

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Last time, the Angelic Axes ended up in the elimination and they ended up sending Velma and Demoman into the elimination challenge. Velma cheated by shooting Degroot (Demoman) and ended up losing.

This time, hope and despair grow in balance, but when one important person is gone, despair surrounds the air. Wait… are we killing someone?

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(Axes Boys Cabin)

“Demo! You’re back!” as Raihan noticed.

“Heheh! It was easy, until she shot me. Luckily, I was able to get payback, though I kinda regret it a little…”

“Really?”

“Yeah.”

“Anyway, congratulations.” said Sergei.

“Ah! You're starting to talk now, lad?” as Degroot turned to Sergei.

“U-uh…”

“Oh.”

“Say, do you know the next challenge is, hombre?” asked Don.

“Nope”

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The Silent Swords get a note from an unknown person.

“It said…

-It’s time to spice things up. Two of you will be eliminated after this challenge. You guys will be scrambled only for this challenge, so some of you better bond with opposing teams-

“What the…”

*cue intro*

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*beep beep*

“Hey campers, please meet me at the campsite”

“Well, that’s… different…”

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“What’s up with Albert today? They aren’t being themself…”

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Everyone woke up and went to the campsite.

“So yeah, new challenge today-”

“Hey, Albert, is everything okay there, lad? You called someone when I left.” asked Degroot

“Oh yeah, just an old friend of mine.” they replied.

“Anyway, what’s the new challenge?”

“That… It takes place in virtual reality. I won’t be in it because I’ll be busy. So meet this… bear thing…”

“Huhuhuhu!”

“The hell?”

“That’s right~!” the bear said “I’ll be hosting this challenge!!”

“Who the f//ck are you?” said Irina

“Now missy! Don’t use that language with me~! My name is Monokuma!!”

“Wait a minute, as in the bear from… Danganronpa?!” said MacCoy.

“Yep~!”

“Oh no, nonononononono-”

“Are we going to kill each other?!” asLena

“Correct~!” he responded

Fear grew in the group, as they panicked and freaked out.

“Guys, listen, you’ll all be in virtual reality, so you all won’t die in real life.”

*beep beep*

“Uh, wait in 5 minutes? Ok ok.”

“Bad news, I gotta go soon.”

“So when will you come back?”

“After the challenge, sadly”

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“Oh boy, we’re screwed, ALL OF US ARE SCREWED!!!” as Jean raged

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“So come with me.”

Everyone goes to the library, but it actually has a secret in it. Albert pulls a book down and reveals a hidden room where they can access the game.

“Before we do this, the note said to scramble, right?”

“Yeah.”

The screen pans down and shows the batches.

Group 1

Sergei

Raihan

Irina

Jean

Asuka

Lena

Anna

Link

Thomas

Shermie

Group 2

Demoman

Millia

Celty

Cassandra

MacCoy

Don

Giulia

Gromit

Sebastian

Luigi

“Those are the people you’ll be with in the game, so no switching~!”

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“We got an assassin here…” said Giulia

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“Batch 1 will go first, got it? All in Batch 2 must watch everything that happens.”

“W-what?”

“You can’t leave, or you must automatically go to elimination.”

“Yikes…”

“Batch 1, come with me.”

The first 10 followed Albert and Monokuma to the room where they’ll play. Once ready, everyone is taken to a simulation of the game itself. After that, a screen pans down, revealing Monokuma.

“Huhuhuhu~! I hope you guys enjoy this game and good luck!”

Everyone was given an e-manual and they read the rules and regulations.

“It said…

Everyone is forbidden from leaving the simulation without a valid reason. Anyone who leaves will automatically get killed and will be in the elimination challenge.

If you've been killed, you can leave, but you are not allowed to reveal the killer to the rest, that’s unfair.

You are free to explore the school. 

You can basically do whatever you want, except escaping of course.

Once a murder happened, everyone must go to the class trial. No exceptions.

A body discovery announcement will play when 3 or more people find a corpse.

During the class trial, if the jury figures out the culprit, then they automatically go into elimination. The class must choose one who seemed unhelpful to go against the rest of the losers. The victim/s will receive immunity.

If the jury accuses incorrectly, the culprit will be immune and the victim/s and the accused will be in the elimination.

Please respect Monokuma.

There are secrets to find, so roam around to find them.

“Are you all ready?”

“Y-yep…”

“Have fun!!”

Everyone goes around to do whatever they want at the school.

“Monokuma, thank you very much for doing this,” said Albert.

“You’re very welcome, Al! Now go, do what you need to do.”

Albert leaves the library and gets on the helicopter, leaving Monokuma to monitor everyone else.

Thomas POV:

-Ugh… my head hurts a little.-

(It looks like we’re in a school setting here. Strange.)

“Hey, Thomas!”

-I see Lena, my teammate calling my name-

“Dude, you good?”

-Yeah, I’m good-

“Dang, this school’s huge, ain’t it?”

-Yeah… it's rather… unsettling..-

(Why did they make it huge?)

“Anyway, where do you want to check out first?”

-Hm… we can try the gym first.-

“Good idea.”

General POV:

The duo went to the gym, along with the rest of the group. Monokuma appears in the game to give the motive for them to kill each other.

“What do you have for us, bear?” asked Sergei

“Huhuhu! Glad you asked, cause I got a motive all of you!

-Motive?-

“Motive for all of you to kill each other, duh!”

“Then what is it?”

“I’ll give the successful killers an advantage in the next challenge! You all need to get a headstart right?”

“Yeah, but it seems too good to be true…”

“I’m serious about it!

“…”

“Anyway! You know it’s a killing game, right?”

“Yeah…”

“Well good! That’s pretty much it. Now scram!!”

Thomas POV:

-Geez, he’s quite a tyrant for a little bear-

“Yeah, I can’t stand him”

-So, where to now?-

“I don’t know, but let’s hang out at the cafeteria. Bet they got snacks there.”

-Yeah, I haven’t ate for a while…-

(I wonder what is there?)

General POV:

The duo enter the cafeteria along with some others. They talked about how they can prepare themselves for other challenges in the near future with others. They eventually ate and went on their new day here in the simulation. 

Thomas POV:

“Psst, Thom, come here!”

-Jean? What’s up?-

“I got something to show you!”

-What?-

“Listen to Link!”

“H-hey…”

-Wait… you can talk the entire time!?-

“Yeah…”

-Why didn’t you say stuff from the start?-

“Yeah dude, why?”

“Well… I am uncomfortable talking because of my voice. It sounds weird to me…”

“Dude, you sound fine to us. There’s no need to be silent all the time. Plus, well… at least now we know what you really sound like.”

“Jean, look. I know you guys now know what I sound like, but please, don’t tell others about it.”

-Why not?-

“I just think that it would be embarrassing for me.”

-Oh.-

General POV:

The trio were chatting about various things before leaving each other.

*later*

Lena and Thomas looked at the garden in front of them along with Asuka, Shermie and Raihan but all of a sudden…

*BOOOM!!!*

“WHAT THE!?”

Everyone who had heard of the explosion ran to the source, but when they entered…

*cue the body discovery theme*

They find 2 bodies, a male and a female. 

“No… it can’t be…”

TO BE CONTINUED

Author’s notes: sorry again for the delay, I still have sucky motivation but this challenge will have possibly 4 to 5 parts due to the trial and the stuff needed. Either way, enjoy.

#》 [silver-honor] (Jean) #》 [dad-figure-host] (albert) #》 [competitive-friend] (Giulia) #》 [the-white-angel-of-death] (Sergei) #》 [junior-elite] (Thomas) #》 [the-dullahan-rider] (Celty) #》 [dancing-sensation] (MacCoy) #》 [bombs-away] (Demoman) #》 [lean-green-and-sweet] (Luigi) #》 [sarcastically-honest] (Velma) #》 [the-silent-hero] (Link) #》 [social-media-dragon] (Raihan) #》 [black-and-red-roses] (Don) #》 [more-than-a-pet] (Gromit) #》 [demonic-diligence] (Sebastian) #》 [electro-beauty] (Shermie) #》 [feisty-pilot] (Asuka) #》 [warmth-in-the-cold] (Anna) #》 [teacher-hitwoman] (Irina) #》 [high-honors-witch] (Diana) #》 [turned-to-the-light] (Lena) #》 [sisters-bolt] (Cassandra) #》 [cursed-flight] (Millia) #this draft was made in google docs #total drama #total drama crossover #total drama europes fictional superstars

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EPISODE THREE -Khastriyalexandrite

"The S.A.P"

SAP is composed of three women who were assigned to fight against the Darkness. When Kshatriya is attacked by the unknown forces of evil, the group is created.

These are the members.

Helen, the leader, possesses the ability to create illusions and healing abilities that could be very useful in battle. She was trained for years to become the first woman of Kshatriya who got acknowledgment from men of the kingdom. Because of her, women in their kingdom are now being respected.

Sharmaine- She possesses the ability of time. She can go back to the future or travel from the past. She came from the kingdom of Ayden. Were Ayden, Novaria, and Kshatriya good friends?

Zandra – the third member of the group, possesses the ability to control the weather, she has good combat skills, and she gets that from Helen.

Melanie – the last member of the group who possesses the ability to control the mind of their enemy. But she's not good at using this ability. Instead, she is very focused on casting spells which she may have learned from the kingdom of Novaria where her race came from.

In the secret room, this could be found in the school library.

"I need to buy food at the canteen, do you guys want something?" Helen said.

"No, I'm good" Melanie replied while she was holding the book.

"Me, one pizza," Zandra said.

"Okay, I'll be right, and please continue finding Miss Dominica," Helen said. And she immediately changes her appearance.

"Miss Fruylan, is the library open?" one student asked her.

"Not yet dear, we are still organizing the books. Well, post a notification later on this side", Helen said as she pointed to the board where all the events at school were posted.

"Thank you, Miss Helen," Student said. And she proceeds to the school canteen. Then she saw a familiar face standing outside the school canteen.

"You should try this, this is the best food at our school," Ced said while she was holding the food that she bought from the school canteen.

Helen slowly approaches her, then she says, "Ced? Is that you? OMG!" Helen said with a smile.

"OMG Helen, how are you? I didn't know that you worked here." Ced replied, and she immediately embraced her former classmate who is now the school librarian.

"Yes, after we graduated, I immediately applied as the school librarian. You know this is my dream job, remember?" Helen said.

"Yeah anyway, this is my colleague Spo.4 Leanne Siton." As she introduced Leanne.

"Nice meeting you guys, but why are you guys here?" Helen asked. Ced and Leanne look at her before they explain the reason why they show up at Ced's former school.

"Yes, I've heard that but not sure if I can help you guys with this investigation. Ah, I know someone can help you guys to find Miss Dominica." Helen said as she remembered Miss Dominica's co-teacher.

"Who?" Ced asks.

"Our history teacher," she replied.

"Miss Bacolod?" Ced said as she remembered the days when she met their history teacher.

FLASHBACK;

"My name is Evelyn Bacolod, and I am your history teacher. And I don't give a f*ck to those students who always give me a headache. Especially for submitting your projects. Once, I will give you guys a date and that should be the date that you guys will submit your projects. NO MORE EXTENSIONS!"

Ced returns to the present when Helen says goodbye to her.

"Thanks, Helen. Keep safe." Ced replied.

"So, where do we find your history teacher?" Leanne asked.

"We'll go to the Letter A building, Helen said. Miss Bacolod was transferred. And now she's teaching grade 7 students. Let's go!"

While Helen immediately goes back to the library and tells her friends about the investigation.

"What?" Zandra replied, and she ate the sandwich that she was holding.

"You're overreacting Zandra! We need to do something about it. Ced must not be involved in this." Melanie said while she was trying to cast a spell.

"What should we do?" Sharmaine asks.

"I have a plan, but we must be careful. Ced has a colleague who comes from Novaria. I'm not sure if she already knows. But we need to keep our identity while we are trying to find Miss Dominica," Helen said.

"Now, I finally feel the aura of Miss Dominica," Melanie said. Her friends immediately approached her and listened.

"I see that she's in a dark place. But she's weak." Melanie said.

"Can you try to ask her?" Helen asked.

"I'll try" Melanie replied.

Meanwhile, in a dark dungeon, where Miss Dominica is tied up. When she suddenly feels something is watching her.

"Who are you? I can feel you." Miss Dominica said.

"Miss Dom, this is Melanie from the resistance. Can you hear me?" Melanie said.

"Melanie, thank God. You found me. But you need to get out of this cage. Or else they will find you," Miss Dominica said.

"This will be very quick; we would like you to know. That Ced is now being investigated. She's not yet ready!" Melanie said.

"I know, but we don't have time. Stephanie has been possessed of the scepter of Novaria and this is the ability of creation, but she's also under the spell of Luna and Tala." Miss Dominica said.

"The twins? Can you tell us, Master, where we can rescue you?" Helen said.

"Not right now Helen, I need you to train Ced to be prepared. Disparce!" Miss Dominica said, and she immediately cast a spell to eliminate the connection spell that Melanie created.

"What happened? I suddenly lost my connection spell," Melanie said as she tried to cast the spell again but, this time, this was not working.

"Maybe Miss Dominica disconnects the connection spell. We don't have a choice. We need to prepare Ced for this battle" Helen said.

"So, when we start to tell her the truth? Especially about the prophecy?" Zandra said.

"I'll configure it out soon. At least we know Miss Dominica is alive. But where is she?" Helen said.

"I can go back to Kshatriya if you would like?" Sharmaine said.

"Not right now Sharmaine, the kingdom is very dangerous!" Helen warned her.

To be continued...

#wattpadstories #wattpadph #wattpad story #wattpad

[maguro13-2]

An Alternative to Defeat Majima (Not the Mad Dog from Yakuza)

(guns firing+fighting sounds)

Majima : Too tought for you, girlies!? You cannot defeat me in a gun fight! I was well-designed to be a perfectly well-designed villain for a japanese anime action show! How do you like that kind of expression.

Takina : I do not like the sound of this. This guy's really good of being an action villain. Come on, John Wick, get your head in the game!

Chisato : Hmm, If only we were like this to defeat him like John Wick does, then I guess there's only one thing we haven't tried to defeat him yet. I know how to make it sound easier to beat you. Okay, Majima. We won't be using our guns in this kind of fight, so that's why we decided to do something different.

Majima : Oh yeah, what kind of moves do you wanna go against me, giving me a full-nelson and do something like John Wick does? (Takina locks with a full nelson) Hey, uhh, what are you doing?

Chisato : I've been waiting for this a secret to do this. Here's goes nothing, this is what John Wick does. This is what John Wick does!

*KICK!*

Majima : Oh man! You hit me in the d*ck!

*KICK!*

Majima : You hit me in the balls!

*WHIP!*

Majima : You son of a b*tch-!

*WHIP X2*

Majima : I am the master of of-

*KICK*

Majima : AAAAH! You cannot defeat me in this fight! I am an invincible villain!

Chisato : Yeah, right! In your dreams, creep!

*KICK!*

Chisato : How's this for your own taste of medicine?

Majima : Just when I am about to bring world domination, my gonards are as indestructible, my penis shaft is as strong like the oak tree of it's will!

Chisato : Hope you like getting your self a masochist. Because your penis won't hurt a fly. (continues kicking Majima in the nuts til her last kick)

Takina : We're not done yet. We still have lot a ways to defeat you. But your not ready to behind bars. We still got one last trick up in our lives. Chisato, commence in operation...[in a deep voice] THE IRON BOOT!

Chisato : With pleasure! (opens up case to reveal the Iron boot) This will make you prove us to never toy with Japan and us anymore! Not even you can understand world domination. (puts on the iron boot)

*IRON BOOT CLANGING*

Takina : [To Majima] Oh you are so gonna get it now, buddy. This is the ultimate price to pay.

Majima : What? No, not that! I would never get something what I deserved! Let's talk this out! Maybe going villainy was way out of hand, I was only playing by the rules, and I-I-I was being stubborn! Ladies, please! You can't do this to me! Think about what other villains of hitman movies every day! Look can we all agree!

Chisato : Okay...[charges] Get ready! Cause I'm about to kick your ass!

Majima : Wait! About everything I said about you girls! The only reason you girls are awesome with guns it's because of...

*KICK!*

Majima : [yelling in pain, with high-pitched voice] JOHN WIIIIIIIIICK!!!

"later..."

Chisato : We finally did it! We defeated Majima together!

Chisato & Takina : [together] Thank you, John Wick!

John Wick : Don't mention it, you two. It's always is what being a a hitman is and what being a hitwoman does. So long, kids. John Wick away! (flies away)

Chisato : Wow! This finally all worked well! I'm glad that's finally over.

Takina : You said it, bud. You said it.

Lyrcoris Fan : Hey, guys! They just defeated the terrorist Majima by kicking him in the nuts! Praise John Wick for this! (Chisato throws her gun at his balls) Ah! My balls!

Chisato : Just a friendly reminder. It's always of being a good agent when you are a hitman or a hitwoman.

Takina : And that's why kicking nuts and twisting wrists is always the method to say Pain and suffering are the best teachers that they always know.

Majima : That's great! I have been defeat after you girls just literally kicked me in the f***ing balls to a gun fight! Why would you just literally kicking a guy in the balls! That is so unfair and uncalled for! This is not part of the deal!

Takina : Don't just don't forget that we are always in top shape of being the greatest secret agents hitman duo in all of Japan of the 21st century.

Chisato : It's the way of life of being hitman that is so cool!

Majima : Yeah, that's really great for you two and it's fan-f***ing-tastic! Can I least go to the bathroom? I really like to pee in a urinal since you girls have literaly defeated me in an alternative way by kicking me in the-*KICK!* OW! My tibia! I think you shattered my tibia! That is literally my shins! Why did you hit me in the shins?!

Chisato : That's for unveiling our secrets to get us killed, Majima douche!

Takina : Yeah, ya douche!

Majima : Oh this is why I hate Japan so much. I knew I should've gone to hell for this!

Chisato : [to the viewers] So remember. If a villain tries to ruin your world, then be a hitman, hitwoman to fight crime...!

Takina : Or we'll put a stomp on yours balls in the nick of time!

Chisato & Takina : Just to spare us some time!

(we then show Ichiban and the group watching TV)

Ichiban : Wow. What a weird show to watch.

Kiryu : Eh, I've always felt like that.

Ichiban : I wonder how that felt for those girls!

(scene slides)

Chisato : See guys! I told being a hero felt great and stopping crime was our duty! Can't we skyrocketed into fame! This is truly an amazing spy action show! Suck it, Gunslinger Girls! (gets hit by a BB) YEEEOWWWWW!!! That's strike one, Asshole! Strike one! It'll be three strikes and your out!

Takina : Yep. Everything's normal alright. Except the part where you don't understand about it. Was it totally worth it.

Chisato : Yeah, definitely worth it.

Mika : I'm gonna give you some meat cuts to heal your eye. It's in the fridge.

Chisato : Best secret hitman job for a girl I have ever had! Now you'll excuse me. I feel like that I'm going to take a nappy after hurting me in the eye. [WHISTLING+THUD!]

Takina : Huh? [To the viewers] Guess that it must be lucky day, isn't it?

[audience clapping]

[Game Over (NSMB WII ver.) - Koji Kondo]

[iris out]

#lycoris recoil #john wick #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #a1 pictures #aniplex #lionsgate #sega #crossover #action #comedy #funny #dark comedy #humor #dark humor

[rk-ocs]

I put another Yugioh abridged into the ebonics translator after being inspired by the first

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Yugioh abridged ebonics translated script episode 3

Yo YAMI: ah'm not actually in dis here episode... has anyone seen muh motha fuckin agent?

On top o' da skoo, dusk

YUGI (thinkin`): Well, gramps's uh drooling green. an' now, thanks ta Pegasus, he's lost his soul too. ah've just gotta save him. But first, ah should prob'ly figure out how ta git down from here. yo? uh little he`p here? Anybody?

Joey's room

JOEY: werd up, it's another video! ah wonder if Pegasus wants muh motha fuckin soul too?

He puts da video in da player

SERENITY (on da video): wut up big brudda?

JOEY: It's muh motha fuckin sister who sounds nothin' like me!

SERENITY: da doctors gots been so busy trying ta figure out why muh motha fuckin voice iz so high-pitched, dey've neglected ta treat muh motha fuckin eyesight! So ah'm going blind. Well, seeya later! ..or not..

JOEY: ah guess muh motha fuckin soul ain't pimp-tight enough fo' Pegasus.

At skoo da next day

YUGI: ah've decided ta accept Pegasus' invitation an' travel ta his private island where ah'll be completely at his mercy. It's uh shame rich megalomaniacs is immune from da law, otherwise we's could just page da po-po!

JOEY: Cash sho do do terrible things ta niggas. It's like da old sayin` goes: Money iz da root o' all-

TRISTAN: werd up peep! dis here tournament has uh prize o' three million bones!

JOEY: Cha-ching! Duelist Kingdom, here ah come!

Outside

YUGI: werd up Joey, remember da tyme we's became niggas?

JOEY: Yeah.

Flashback

YUGI: Give me back muh motha fuckin Millennium Puzzle you big dickweeds! Waaaah!

JOEY an' TRISTAN: we's be tormenting you!

End flashback

YUGI: Actually Joey, ah wuz jivin' 'boutthe part afta dat.

JOEY: awww.. awww yeah, now ah remember!

Flashback

YUGI: ah mean it pimpz, give it back!

JOEY an' TRISTAN: we's be still tormenting you!

End flashback

JOEY: nigga, pimp-tight times!

YUGI: nahh Joey, ah mean da tyme when ah saved you from dat bully!

JOEY: Huh.. nahh.. nahh, ah don' remember dat..

YUGI: But ah wuz all heroic an' sheeit!

JOEY: werd up, remember da tyme me an' Tristan took yo' Millennium Puzzle?

Flashback

YUGI: Waaaahahahaaah!

JOEY an' TRISTAN: Torment!

End flashback

YUGI: Remind me why we's be niggas ag'in?

At da boat fo' Duelist Kingdom

KEMO: Attention Duelists! muh motha fuckin fro iz telling you dat it's tyme fo' you ta board! Anyone caught without uh madness hairstyle will NOT be permitted ta enter da Duelist Kingdom!

JOEY: (Being held by guards) werd up! But muh motha fuckin fro's all blonde an' poofy!

GUARD: Sorry nigga, but it needs ta be at least twice da size o' yo' head fo' it ta count.

YUGI: He's wif me.

GUARD: Wow! yo' fro's madness enough fo' two niggas! Okay he can go.

JOEY: Thanks Yug. nigga, yo' fro really iz madness. What da heck's yo' secret?

YUGI: L'Oréal. cuz ah'm worf it.

TÉA: Come on, Tristan! Let's sneak on board like Solid Snake!

TRISTAN: don' our parents even care dat we's be missing?

MAI: iz dat uh Lightforce Sword in yo' pocket or is you just happy ta see me?

JOEY: Check it out, Yug. It's uh pair o' giant titties attached ta uh beotch.

MAI: da name's Mai Valentine. It's not uh very subtle pun, but then ag'in, nuttin' 'boutme iz very subtle.

JOEY: Boooobiiiiies.

MAI: ah'll crush you when we's git ta da island.

JOEY: Wif yo' boobies, right?

TRISTAN: wut wrong, Téa?

TÉA: ah need ta use da baf room, but da beotch who dubs me won't admit it.

TRISTAN: In another few hours da sun will rise!

TÉA: What da f*ck do dat mean?!

werds n shit appears on screen: (seriously, he actually says dat... wtf?)

TÉA: werd up, ain't dat Bakura?

TRISTAN: Bakura? da limey kid from skoo?

TÉA: wut he doin' here?

TRISTAN: Who cares? He's not even uh main character!

Rex's room on da boat

REX: Woah! Uh-huh-huh.. Come ta Raptor.

MAI: Tell you what, Rex, if ah win dis here duel, ah git ta use yo' room. But if you win, then ah'll give you uh kiss!

REX: tight. Then ah, like, won't be uh virgin anymo'.

On deck

WEEVIL: Heh-heh, werd up Yugi, heh-heh, like, give me yo' cards or somethin`. Heh-heh.

YUGI: Well, you clearly evil, but ah see nahh reason not ta trust you.

WEEVIL: Say peace out ta Exodia! (throws Exodia overboard) Heh-heh-heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh dat wuz tight, heh-heh-heh (leaves)

YUGI: Holy cow, ah never even seen dat coming!

JOEY: ah'll save 'em! (dives afta da cards)

da theme from Titanic plays

JOEY: mus'.. risk.. life.. fo' cards!

Yugi dives in afta him ta save him

rap stops

TRISTAN: (drops uh ladder down ta dem) werd up! git uh room you two!

Boat hallway

MAI: git out, loser! (Chucks Rex into da hall)

REX: Uh.. did ah just score?

On deck

TÉA: Sorry you almost drowned, pimpz.

TRISTAN: If it's any consolation, da sun will be up in uh few hours!

JOEY: nigga, ah can't believe ah didn't save yo' cards! Compared ta dis here, muh motha fuckin sister's imminent blindness seems like uh minor inconvenience!

YUGI: yo' sister? How come you never mentioned dat sub-plot 'bfoe?

JOEY: muh motha fuckin parents gots divorced uh long tyme ago, cuz ah tried teaching her how ta cruize.

Flashback

SERENITY: (in uh `64) Joey! Stop dis here madness thin`!

JOEY: Apply da handbrake, ya dum broad!

End flashback

TRISTAN (thinkin`): If she's going blind, ah might actually gots uh chance wif her!

Morning

YUGI: we's'll bof do our bomb, Joey! You fo' yo' sister, an' me fo' muh motha fuckin gramps.

TÉA: ah'm not even sho why ah bothered coming!

TRISTAN: werd up, peep! ah wuz right 'boutthe sun!

End

Stinger: Don' make me come ova there bitch...

#yugioh #yugioh abridged #yugioh abriged ebonics

[mystarmyangel]

[TRANS-TheQoo] 220805 Mind-blowing #ConfidentialAssignment2 YoonA’s character setting.txt

For the context of her character setting click here

At time of posting 6 Aug 4pm KST: 76K views, 325 comments (Will translate more interesting and non-repetitive comments)

2. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ100 won a day ㅋㅋㅋ 4. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ It’s unrealistic to only be able to earn 100 won a day with that kind of pretty face ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 9. Ah f*ck, it’s already funny just by reading the post 14. Conflicting by herself ㅋㅋ Both of them (Cheol Ryung & Jack) are not interested but she is the only who is conflicting herself between the two of them? ㅋㅋ 19. F*ck ㅋㅋㅋㅋ How can a face like YoonA earns only 100 won a day 22. She is in a love triangle by herself ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 25. You are full of charms Minyoung ah ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 27. I initially thought it says 1 million won per dayㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I can’t believe its 100 won ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 29. Let’s go for an audition if you have a face like this.... 36. 100 won with a face like this, is this a character setting error? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 46. I saw a while ago a YouTube video that compiles the silly comments YoonA made in ‘Confidential Assignment 1’ and it’s still so funny even when I watch it again 53. Ah I can already picture YoonA’s acting ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 59. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ No, but you would be able to earn a million won just by greeting people with that face    61. It seems like it will once again be a character that is getting ahead of herself ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Must be really cute 65. The first instalment was really fun too ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I’m looking forward to it 68. A self-proclaimed beauty Youtuber that is caught in a love triangle (by herself) ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 69. If you look like this, you can get 100,000 views just by filming your daily life with a camera 74. (Replying to 69thcomment) She can send her photos to SM ㅋㅋㅋ they will come looking for her really ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 79. If you open an account with that beauty, you will get a million subscribers right from the start. But yet she is only earning 100 won ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 87. YoonA’s character was so funny even back in ‘Confidential Assignment 1’ too ㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 99. With that face and that skin, the view count will be good even if you are just sharing skincare routine ㅠㅜㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 115. When will this movie be released? 119. As expected, Park Minyoung. It is a certainty that she will be making silly comments by herself ㅋㅋㅋ 130. She looks so pretty with that permed hairstyle 136. The still cuts are so cute 142. Even so, at least she upgraded from an unemployed with 0 income to someone with monthly income of 3000 won ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 158. Alone in a love triangle with an annual income of 36,500 won ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 162. The movie sounds fun ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 170. A beauty Youtuber that earns 100 won and is conflicting by herself ㅠㅠㅜㅜㅜㅜ what should our Minyoung doㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 178. Why are you loving alone and breaking up alone~~~ 184. YoonA is really good at acting at such roles ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ It’s so fun ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 199. Isn’t Minyoung being too homely? She will get scouted if she goes outside ㅋㅋ 203. But when I think of YoonA’s character in ‘Confidential Assignment 1’, I understand her as someone who loves alone, break up alone and struggle alone ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I guess as a beauty Youtuber, she must also be doing it in the wrong direction (hence only earns 100 won a day) ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 210. YoonA’s comedic acting is so good 223. Are you struggling by yourself between Hyun Bin and Daniel Henny ㄱㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 233. Ah I am really looking forward to YoonA’s acting ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 241. In actual fact if YoonA is a Youtuber, she will become a hot topic because of her looks ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 259. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I am so looking forward to it!! YoonA’s comedic acting is so good! 273. Is it because you aren’t showing your face? (Hence only earns 100 won a day) ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 287. I’m looking forward to YoonA’s cute character ㅋㅋㅋ 297. Earning just 100 won with that face is like a mission? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 317. I have seen my friend’s YouTube advertising revenue of 2000 won, so I know it’s not something impossible ㅋㅋㅋㅋ but with YoonA’s face, it’s not convincing 323. The character setting is hilarious ㅋㅋㅋ But of course in reality if a beauty youtuber has YoonA’s look and personality, the subscription will have already exceeded 1 million

Source: TheQoo Trans: mystarmyangel

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