#ah siblings

[caterpillarinacave]

Zachary, over the phone: Hey Alastair, I need to borrow, like, £5000.

Alastair: £5000??? Why the hell do you need £5000???

Zachary: Escape room.

Alastair: What sort of escape room charges £5000???

Zachary: The… very complex kind?

Alastair:

Zachary:

Zachary: Jail. I’m in jail.

#Ah siblings #But one fucked up so bad #alastair carstairs #zachary carstairs #incorrect tlh quotes #incorrect TSC quotes #tlh #tsc #the last hours #carstairs

[elysianymph]

actual conversation between regulus and orion after sirius ran away:

#ah siblings #walburga screaming bloody murder in the other room #she was mourning the loss of a son #regulus the loss of a brother #orion wasn't mourning. he had a spare son for a reason #IF ​ANYONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT SIRIUS AND WALBURGA'S RELATIONSHIP YOU CAN MESSAGE ME AND I WILL SCREAM ABOUT THEM <3 #regulus black

[rwbybutincorrect]

[Winter and Weiss, trying to bond]

Winter, strained: Can I just say… I am so comfortable with your sexuality.

Weiss, awkwardly: Can I just say, that your comfort with my sexuality has made me more comfortable with my sexuality.

Whitley: Can I just say that if I had a gun with me, I would shoot myself.

#ah siblings #winter schnee #weiss schnee #whitley schnee #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #source: modern family

[incorrect-strq-quotes]

Raven: Don't be so dramatic.

Qrow: Just for that I'm bringing out the fainting couch to spite you.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect strq quotes #team strq #rwby #raven branwen #qrow branwen #ah siblings

[harveyb-wabbit92]

{After the fence jumping fail, Ingo and Emmet sitting in their mom’s livingroom, Emmet has heat patch on his knee while Ingo is resting a bag of frozen peas on his groin.]

Emmet: I think maybe we're getting a little old for jumping fences. I mean, you did pull your groin.

Ingo: That's got nothing to do with getting old. I pulled my groin when we were nine playing soccer, and When I we were 15, I threw my back out helping mom get a box down from a high shelf...

Emmet: Oh yeah...You were one feeble kid!

Ingo: Why don’t you Shut up.

Emmet, Smirks gets up and moves across the room: Why don’t you get up from that couch and make me?

{Ingo glares at Emmet.}

Ingo, smirks: MOM! (Emmet blanches and shakes his head) Emmet’s being a jerk!

Winona, from another room: Emmet, if your well enough to be mean to your brother than you’re well enough to clean out the gutters like I asked, get to it mister!

Emmet, glaring at Ingo:...I hate you.

[Y/n, coming into the livingroom holding a glass of water and bottle of pain killers for Ingo.]

Y/n, to Ingo: You sir are an evil man... I love it.~

#S: corner gas #pokemon incorrect quotes #submas #submas x reader #roommate au #subway boss ingo x reader #subway boss emmet #pokemon oc: Winona Trevithick #ah siblings

[jakascoo]

Alex, texting Kara: Please don't text me for the next hour, I'm going to be on the treadmill. Kara: I wasn't planning on texting you. Alex: What did I just say?

#incorrect quotes #alex danvers #kara danvers #kara zor el #supergirl #danvers sisters #incorrect alex danvers quote #incorrect kara danvers quote #incorrect danvers sisters quote #supergirl sunday #mood #ah siblings

[corvidcircus]

Dante would like it to be put on record that Hell is not a five-star vacation destination.

Winded, covered in demon blood, guts, and who knows what else, both Sparda twins exited the small, makeshift hellgate. Which promptly sealed, signaled by a sound similar to nails on a chalkboard.

"Well, we're not in Kansas anymore, Verge," the only reply from his brother was a killer side-eye.

A moment went by in a vaguely uncomfortable silence.

"Did you just liken me to a Yorkshire terrier?" the blue devil groused.

"...if I say no am I likely to get shish-kebab-ed?"

The response this time was a summoned-sword to the chest.

a snippet from something im writing huehue

#devil may cry #vergil #dmc #my writing #dante #ah siblings #post-dmc5 #post dmc5 #devil may cry 5

[paradisecas]

i really like it in fics and stuff when raph covers for gabe when he runs away esp if they tell michael that he’s dead bc that makes it so that all of them killed him once except none of them did

#i accidentally wrote that in a fic and went WHOAH #raph killed his life in heaven. luci killed an illusion. another michael killed him fr #i mean even without raph it’s still luci and michael killed him but didnt and thats pretty equally. oooh #interesting ig would be the word #lucifer and michael drove him out of heaven. and then they each killed him but didnt #ah siblings #mine

[sharpasanaro]

how could you tell I was raised the eldest sister? (is having mental breakdown over smallest thing going “wrong”)

#eldest #older sister #transmasc #genderfluid #ah siblings #mental health #this is a cry for help

[gncassidy]

cassidy kills phara during her ult: ‘you know you just.. hang there? when you do that?’

#he’s so snarky when he says it too #ah siblings #cole cassidy #fareeha amari #phara amari #overwatch 2

[bapydemonprincess]

Picrew used: https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1747767

Avnas doesn’t dare let his hair get unruly.. for it would be too close to being identical to his older sibling’s... Everyone LOVES pointing THAT out!! 💢

#Picrew #kuroshitsuj oc #my oc #Avnas Michaelis #Amy Michaelis #tbh it was made clear in the stories Seb LOATHED how similar they look too XD #Ah siblings

[muqingsleftnut]

Me: *having a nightmare of being attacked at like 1am*

My brother: *thinking* "hm this seems like the perfect time to loom over them with the cat held out before me"

Me: *wakes up and has a heart attack*

#ah siblings #he didn't mean to #he just wanted to ask if I wanted to go for a maccas run #queueussy #textpost

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa questions the power of remnant

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #fnaf #fnaf movie #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Vanessa was just curious!! she wanted to power scale remnant BAHA #Michael only heard the cut off the head part and got spooked #which is so fair #I think Vanessa and Michael have general knowledge of remnant #but don’t know nearly enough as their dads #Michael knows a bit more through being covered in it #but still ah interesting question on how much can remnant can actually do #The alt universe Afton siblings content continues 🩵💜

[incorrect-strq-quotes]

Qrow: You've all heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for-

Qrow, placing a pot on Raven’s head: A thot in a pot!

Raven:

Raven, getting up from her seat: Get ready for a bitch in a ditch because that's where they're gonna find your body, you little fu-

#incorrect quotes #incorrect strq quotes #team strq #rwby #qrow branwen #raven branwen #ah siblings

[harveyb-wabbit92]

Ingo, has a pen explode in his shirt pocket: Oh, Sugar honey iced tea...

Emmet, whose annoyed with Ingo’s lack of profanity: You’re doing this to piss me off aren’t you?

Ingo: Is it working?

Emmet: It’s shit, say it!

Ingo: So yes then.

#pokemon incorrect quotes #submas #ah siblings #Shippers DNI #subway bosses #subway boss ingo #subway boss emmet