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ponds-of-ink · 6 months

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The Certified Pond Analysis of Scraptrap Voicelines

Because I haven’t talked about this rabbit’s voice lines as much as I should.

Buckle up. This is gonna get wordy.

So, going in the order of this video, we have:

“I always come back!”

The most quoted Afton line. And understandably so. This is the man at his most triumphant, even with his.. questionable suit-repair choices. The emphasis on “always” as well as the moderately louder volume really sells that confident air Springtrap continues to have in FNAF AR. Though, as we’ll soon see, this is not the only emotion he feels as Scraptrap.

(Also, before we continue: This gives me the first point on the “I can hear the smile in his voice” scoreboard. It’s a surprise tool that should help us later.)

”Bittersweet, but fitting”

…And by “later”, I apparently mean now.

There may be a smirk at the end, but it’s not a strong one. The overall line read is much more reserved here. Maybe even somber, if I’m inferring correctly. The choice of words is interesting here too. Whoever’s the owner of the Pizza Sim building, he may not be as fond of jumpscaring them as one would think…

”What a deceptive calling! I knew it was a lie the moment I heard it— Obviously, but it is intriguing nonetheless…”

Ah, yes. The big monologue post-Salvage. Couple of things I noticed here that aren’t debatable lore implications:

(1) Man’s rushing through that second half for some reason. Don’t know if that was an editing error, an intentional line read, or Scraptrap trying to.. reason with himself? Sound smarter than he thinks he is? I dunno, something about the pacing is off here.

(2) Oh, hey, first line with a “snake hiss”! This isn’t a consistent trait with his lines, but it’s a key feature that I use to differentiate Springtrap and Scraptrap during voice impressions.

(3) This man puts so much emphasis on words sometimes. So much so that I can not only hear the smile near the end, but I can also feel the eye roll during “deceptive”. And PJ Heywood never voice acted before FNAF apparently? H u h.

Anyway, moving on before I start implying that Scrap-Trap might’ve been lured in by a newspaper or something…

“Fascinating! What they have become…”

Another point to the “I can hear the smile” board. We’re on three points now; three and a half if you count “Bittersweet”.

This one I’ve already brought up before, but the abridged analysis is: This guy (unlike Glitch-Trap in that one Security Breach trailer) actually compliments his.. uh.. teammates? Workmates? ..Just realized that the relationship dynamic between the Salvage Gang doesn’t have an official term. Bummer.

That aside, it’s genuinely interesting that he doesn’t diss them at all. You think he would given his reputation, but no. He just has this twisted sense of “oh wow they’re so cool”.

…Come to think of it, has he directly dissed somebody in the games specifically? I’m not even sure if the “Deceptive Calling” monologue or the AR Springtrap lines count. AR Springtrap tends to boast about himself more than put the player down and Scraptrap was having an ‘I’m smarter than that lol” moment.

If I’m right, then I think I may have found a proper difference between a pretend Mimic Afton and the real one. Huh.

“How can I resist a promise such as this?”

Getting back to the main topic, we’ve got a return for the snake hiss and the emphasis on certain words. Also, add another point to “I can hear the smile”— Except it’s more of a smug grin than a bizarre, wide-eyed look of wonder.

Not sure what that promise is post-jumpscare, but I do know that this has a chance to play during the office sections. So the promise is either Henry’s lure or seeing his son Mike one last time. I dunno, dude, it’s all vague to me.

”That was easier than I thought it would be…”

AKA The line that makes me wonder “Dude, you good?”

No seriously. The quick halt in-between the second and third word. The sudden choke that happens at the end. Like his voice just properly broke for the first time in ages. The overall somberness of it all. There is literally no smile here and I’ve checked. There may even be tears starting to well up, but I obviously can’t be sure.

It’s even implied that he thought he’d had a tougher time fighting the owner! He actually assumed he wouldn’t win this easily!

Something about this feels.. unnerving. He’s not supposed to sound this upset. At least, not usually. So what, pray tell, is going on with this voice line?? Why was this the take Scott used??

“You may not recognize me at first, but I assure you: It’s still me”

Well, that’s one more point for the “I can hear the smile” board. Also, I believe this is confirmation of that ‘Springtrap switched suits after FNAF 3’ theory? That’s what it sounds like, at least?

But, hey, at least Scrap-Trap is canonically aware of the sudden shift in appearance. Let’s hope his potential FNAF World 2 version isn’t as nervous about it as I assume FNAF 6 him would be… If he had access to the internet, of course.

Also, for the one person who may or may not care about this: He’s using contractions here. I think it’s been established that he only uses these at certain times, but I can’t remember where exactly I read that analysis. Anyway, he’s unafraid about “slipping up” at this point.

One more thing…

Compared to AR Springtrap, Scraptrap is much more.. casual in tone, if that’s the best way to put it. Much more low energy, though his antics are anything but.

Like, yes, he’s still coming for you if you keep letting ads play on your computer. But maybe he’ll let you live for a few seconds longer just so you could turn the ad off? He’s not in a rush, as far as I can tell.

Maybe that’s another reason why my brain jumps to Scraptrap more than Springtrap. If he wasn’t tied to this “attacking the guard” business, he could probably chill for a second and give advice on paperwork. Wouldn’t last for long, of course, but at least one could potentially die knowing that you drank coffee with a much more business-savvy Spring Bonnie… Grungy though he looks. Springtrap, on the other hand, wouldn’t give you the time of day.

TL;DR:

PJ Heywood put more nuance into this guy than even I was expecting. Big round of applause, genuinely.

#william afton #scraptrap #fnaf 6 #overthinking #voice acting #pj heywood

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thefoxburyinstitute · 1 year

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Hello! I was wondering if you might be able to point me in the right direction towards fixing this piece of cc. It's a dress, and when you look at the sims from low down, or if they are sitting with their legs up, etc., there's a gap in their legs, like the portion just above their ankles are missing. Do you know how I might be able to fix it?

(It's not my cc, but I want to use it for a sim in my story, and the visual glitch is annoying for taking screenshots.)

Here's a picture of what it looks like:

Thank you so much in advance, as well as for running this incredibly helpful blog! <3

ah this is easy! what you have to do is

1- open the dress in blender and delete the ankles

2 - clone a nude bottom and import that into your dress mesh

3- cut the leg of the nude bottom just above where the dress ends.

4- delete everything above the ankles or wherever you cut

5 - select the center point at the bottom of the dress(there should be a centre point). and use g to slightly draw the bottom of the dress upwards just below where you cut the nude bottom.

6 - merge all that together.

optional: you might have to redo weights/uv1

optional 2: if you see any clipping while the sim walks, try to extend the dress outwards so that leg doesn't clip through it (i think you should be ok though.

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ecofinisher · 5 months

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Funny Sims images I turned into memes - Part 1

Unless you're a brave or daredevil Sim. Pretty much everyone yells around.

I don't remember why she was running, but it had nothing to do with the baby 😅

If you know Megamind, you'll know what meme we're talking about.

Sometimes people wonder what's going on in people's and animals' heads. Sims at silent moments get a random thought bubble and my dog Maro got a bubble about begging for a promotion. The question is.....for what.

Yes, or I'm going way to far here. (Who have followed me for years know that already 🤭)

Number 2 makes sense, cause at one point before a patch people could have their Sims get pregnant by the Grim Reaper. It was a life goal of many Simmers, but sadly not every can achieve it anymore 😭

If you have ever been in the miraculous fandom, you would know people would use this quote, if two characters, mostly close ones would do the same pose or have the same direction, even in a separate picture. This here is the case.

Never questioned, if Sims would do that, until one day out of boredom I chased the Sim River across the house with a dog and she just stood there with that face.

Accurate representation of a typical Simmer

In real life, love makes you blind, but in the Sims......you tend to lose body parts....🤣 This is now random, but right now Taylor Swift's Love story is playing on Tumblr. As we're in the love topic.

We have seen Don Lothario having a redemption arc from a former womanizer to a daughter's daddy, why not having a former golddigger be a son's mommy? (Things get interesting when you remember, DIna's actually is meant to be a Latina and Latina moms are another level of mom)

Ah yes my first time, everyone walked around with food bowls and smooched around 😂 But I have actually seen more entertaining things done with that cheat.

"That's the wrong fur color, Dr. Jin......"

I think that's not how births work outside the hospital, right? I did always go to the hospital...probably a glitch as usual.

Awoke an old meme....Actually, I don't know, if it works like this. 😶

This is random, but I wrote a oneshot once, where Parker Langerak and his father were playing soccer on the roof of the Tilelicious home, because they kicked the ball up there by accident and needed to bring it back to their boy. Up there, they had a stupid idea....

I had a third one, but it wasn't visible enough.

I don't remember seeing pets smile in the game, to be honest. But Buddy is a cutie here :3

Okay, you still feel the temperature, but......you're wet afterward!

The overly attached girlfriend, but it's a dog.

The most accurate thing is the push-ups at random moments.

In this case, they were stuck on top of a tower without stairs. BUT LOOK AT THEIR PUPPY EYES 🥺

That was a bonus, there' part 2!

#tumblr memes #memes #funny memes #ecofinisher #the sims #the sims 3 #the sims 4 #kaylynn langerak #river mcirish #parker langerak #jamie jolina #dina caliente #holly alto

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the-silliest-idiot · 3 years

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Just believe me

Sims things I did not manage to screenshot

Sonju read a book about fitness and got ripped instantly

Lewis crawled inside Sonju’s tent to watch Sonju sleep

...so did Andrew

Andrew screaming for days that he is hungry and refusing to grab some food or take any helpful action whatsoever

a mysterious lightning strike killing Andrew

Krone fighting all the children at Gracefield

Isabella murdering Krone with an axe

I’m pretty sure some GF kids are in love now

Demon Edward moved into the Gracefield house to help out

Demon Edward hates Isabella’s guts

Ed’s true love is not Isabella but Bayon

Sonju running EVERYWHERE

‘Sonju, there is spaghet-‘ NYOOOOOOM

he runs to go and pee, take a bath, sleep or eat literal trash

Parvus came home with 10k simoleons from work

I really wanted to be kind of mad at Parvus for that

...I don’t like it when my sims become rich. I just deleted a lot of their money and then Parvus had to come along

Parvus is too cute to be mad at unfortunately

Sonju got struck by lightning while I was not looking

The other TPN sims stories

#ah sims 2 glitches #get strong by reading #i thought i had the fix for that glitch #apparently not #i should probably play with the gracefield household more often #it's real chaotic too!#and there is bayon the town bicycle too #but nah #i'm sticking to my shitty sims #promised sims

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corrienteallita · 2 years

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150 Main Street

Before

Ah. Don Lothario. Love him, hate him, can’t deny that’s he’s one of the most famous sims in the sims verse!

I actually really like these condo’s, so I didn’t want to make too many changes to them. However, I figured that they would all be cookie cutter condo’s, so I did give them all the same layout.

Open plan kitchen/dining

Of course Don has a bar and pool table.

The living room. I’m not sure how much he uses the synth in the corner, but I think it impresses the lady friends he brings home.

I’ve given Don a little garden, just big enough to sunbathe on his hammock. He has a couple of garden plots, but that’s only because he needed a reason to invite the cute gardener round.

Little balcony with the INFAMOUS TELESCOPE!

Simple bedroom, and of course Don needs a four poster.

A little study. (Please ignore the desert terrain - it’s a glitch. The lot terrain is correct, but for some reason on a few of my lots the neighbourhood terrain is showing as a desert. I don’t know why. I’ve tried multiple times to fix it. I’m trying my best to ignore it. BUT IT STILL BOTHERS ME.)

Of course Don has a little gym to work out in.

Bathroom. Look! I tried to take actual pictures, not just a boring top down view!

Floorplan 1

Floorplan 2

I know.... There isn’t a hot tub. Maybe I’ll extend up to the roof and have a roof garden, but Don had run out of money and I’d already taken out a sizeable loan for him. So he’ll have to save back up for that!

#the sims 2 #sims 2 #ts2 #pleasantview #don lothario #150 main street #lot makeover

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cherrimilkimochi · 4 years

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Mission one: pilots gauntlet

“of all the things that were seen on the battlefield the pilot was the true domaint force, fast and agile, graceful yet devastating perceptive resourceful and relentless. a pilot sees the world differently pure walls become flanking routes, pilots fight differently experience deception and maneuvers even overwhelming odds shift in their favor.. but what truly separates from all the robots and grunts is the pilots bond with their titan, when linked to a titan a pilot can only be stopped by and overwhelming force or an equal. the frontier has been the only home I've ever known for years our lands have been destroyed by the imc forcefully taking our resources polluting and destroying our planets, and killing us off if we try to resist with recent victories such as Demeter and beyond. we still have a long way to go for the imc to be truly stopped. i am a rifleman fighting in the militia to free the frontier and have a long way till becoming a pilot,.. but when that day comes.. i truly hope i can live up to the honor”

-jack cooper, titan fall 2 campaign

the day had started off with the normal training rifleman jack cooper and his sister Jacelyn cooper. just got done with rounds when captain lastimosa approached the two siblings.

“We have training to do!” he patted the twos shoulders before waving for them to follow jacelyn looked to jack who shrugged but followed anyways. “we will be putting you in Virtual reality for this training” lastimosa gestured to the two simpods. “wait.. are we doing pilot training?” lastimosa sighed a nodded she excitedly looked to jack who showed no motion she faltered and cleared her throat,

“hop on in” lastimosa gestured, doing what they were told the loaded into the pods huffing lastimosa began to try and power up the pods manually. “Ah hell, looks like the ship power cycled the simpods snice last time. well have to re calibrate it .”

jack and jacelyn pressed each of the buttons above their heads before it closed around them two bright shiny lights glimmered into their eyes an audible groan from jace “deal with it jj” jack cooper spoke coldly looking at the lights till they turned blue

she blinked spots of blue taking her vision

“does that feel right to you guys?” captain lastimosa said “feels fine, other then a bit blind over here” jacelyn joked, an aubile chuckle slipped from lastimosa “alright its your first time jacelyn well show you the ropes. jack lets see how much you remember from last time sending the neuro-link not the same as A titan link. but similar” there was a pause as Green little lights fluttered around and eventually consumed jaces view “to learn new things, we need to be in the a good state of mind”

jace had momentarily closed her eyes

before everything when white the sound of rushing water filled her ears she patted her virtual body like she was dead or something. she laughed then looked around taking into the beauty of the area leaning over the water she saw a pilot helmet over her head that is when jacelyn laughed and danced around her brother who folded his arms in disapproval “technically im not supposed to be training you guys,” lastimosa said sitting on a wooden beam, ”but just like i see everything, you guys have potential” he sighed standing “besides were at war...who has time for classes eh?” then gestured to the beam “jump, up and over” jace moved and jumped over the beam, jack quickly followed “alright there you go!, enabling jump kit assist. jump kits operate on the principle of relaxed stability. once it calibrates to your movement style the enhanced mobility becomes second nature.” lastimosa voice echoed and a blue line trailed to where lastimosa now sat on a fountain. “whoa that was quick” jacelyn said. “what this?” he phased again that lead to a little brick path way. where lastimosa gazed around at floating rocks and a grassy planes “beautiful isn't?” he quickly said before again phasing away.

“modeled after my home world harmony, this is where i grew up. this is what we are fighting for jace, a world not of metal and smoke”

jace was stunned by the beauty of the simulation she had never been to harmony, she didn't know how truly beautiful it was but this is virtual reality what was the real thing like?

“lets make sure you jump kit is primed!. a basic wall run here jack show her how its done” jack nodded before bending his knees and running along the wall effortlessly, jace copied the movements her hand gliding against the stone it felt real she looked at her hands after wards no wonder people loved the new tech of vr, jack continued and jace jogged behind him “over here stay low” sliding effortlessly across the floor then rounded the corner to a cliff like part. “a simple double jump follow your brother” jack jumped before activating a second jump looked simple enough she did the same jump but did a cocky flip and landed

“nice style, jack take notes” lastimosa teased as jack looked to his sister that nudged his arm playfully, “we have taken a quarter of space back snice the battle of Demeter. the militia is better organized now and more people join the fight against the imc.. people like you guys.” lastimosa voice traveled to the exit of the pathway “we used to run and hid from them. now we chase em’. “ before he vanished again jace pushed jack playfully and giggled before the both followed the trail of blue into a round open space, “in the field nothing goes as expected you must prepare to use any weapon that you find on the field”

walls of weapons surface around where the captain sat full of guns that might be on the field looking at all the guns “hello pretties” jacelyn said running her fingers along a r-01 “lets not call guns pretties?” jack stated taking wingman “why not they are pretty colored and depending on the shooter beautifully operated” she said aiming down the sight and pointing it at her brother “yes she is right, i mean there is an entire book on the art of war. and now there's a book on how make your own guns” lastimosa nudged jace with his elbow as jack shook his head “what's up with jack?” lastimosa asked jace shrugged “hasn't been the same snice our parents died “ lastimosa gave a nod of understanding before moving aside and gestured to the targets and she began to shoot them the reloaded after a few “good good, practice more if you want or we can head to the running gauntlet” lastimosa said before teleporting to the doorway of the gauntlet on the left hand side of the round room.

“alright got a new gauntlet up for you two because you guys did so well. par time is 2 minutes got to do better then that to continue follow the ghost or find your own path”

jacelyn and jack lined up at the door way looking around

”wanna race little sis?”

“thought you never ask!”

counting down to three jack and jace took off “pilots have to strike a balance in combat, speed is paramount but you must hit your targets” lastimosa voice spoke, as the siblings jumped slid and shot the modeled imc grunts before making their way to the finish line jace tumbled out first “i win. when this is over you have to buy me ice cream” she pointed at her older brother letting a pant out, jack held his hands up “fine fine you got it J.J”

lastimosa nodded and waved them over “ everyone has different strengths and weaknesses you both set a new speed record but if you want you can race against other pilots ghosts but these are the best pilots around in the SRS. so a bit of warning there but if you can beat them you are on your way to a real pilot”

he explained before leaning against the wall “so what do you say on to the next? or are you going to run the gauntlet more?”

jace looked to jack “this is up to you” he said stepping back she huffed and nodded “lets go to the next thing i think we’re ready”

lastimosa looked at something before the entire scene changed they were on a round floating platform a titan sat unmoving out in the distance “that's my partner. bt, hes a vanguard classe home grown militia technology the first titan chasiss that we designed ourselves and one we didn't have to steal from the imc” he paused looking them “look at your wrist and there she be a option to call in your first titan” excitedly turning her right arm to face her she pressed the button “look up at the sky here it comes” lastimosa said pointing jace put her hand infront of her face to watch the robotic suit fall from the sky before it touched the ground the simpod began to glitch her heart jetted in her chest at the unexpecting message on her screen “alright guys sounds like things are bout to hit the fan im pulling you out”

the display message faded and the bright green lights came back

“jace jack ready up out of the sim pods!” yelled captain cole “easy cole, they just left vr. but they’ll be ready trust me” the pod helmet opened seeing cole was sitting on the railing his titans ocular system in his hands "heads up their killing us out there or trying to anyway” lastimosa said closing the side compartment “jace and jack that was a good session in their” he spoke with a nod alarms blaring red around them jace had a hard time focusing on what lastimosa said watching riflemen run around the deck. “well make pilots out of you two but not today. no time”

before a man in a similar pilot outfit walked up grabbing the arm of lastimosa “lastimosa!”

“anderson” he nodded “you son of bitch.. well see you down there.” anderson looked to jacelynn “you look sick cheer up we got this” he spoke before walking off jace did feel sick because leaving the simpod “we all will be seeing a new planet today!. maybe even die on it” lastimosa climbed into the cockpit BT. Before he smiled at the siblings jack gave a thumbs up “stay dafe down there lastimosa” jace said in a sweet tone “always try. see you down there rifleman”

“get your ass out of the pods guys meet me down at the drop ship” captain cole said throwing a gun their hands. jack hopped out and ran after them whilst jace wobbled stepped along the walk way hand grasping the gun tightly

she was about to head into war

a war she was prepared for but one she hadn't imagine she might loose her brother

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sims2ds · 4 years

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ah the sims 2 for the ds, one of the greatest games of our generation :)

your brain and meat are HUGE i want to replay it but the last time i tried it glitched out horribly. i think about emperor xizzle every day

#Anonymous

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deedee-sims · 5 years

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Hi deedee! I actually already did all those things to prevent pink flashing and have a bunch of disc space and only had 5 sims in the house but added 1 more to make 6 which caused the flashing and it didn't flash before

Hi! Ah, I get it. Unfortunately, we can’t really prevent the pink flashing, the tips only help to reduce their occurrence. I would say, it probably happened because you played for 7 hours, and loaded up a bunch of lots/sims along the way, which caused the glitch to appear. I usually play for 3-5 hours at a time, and sometimes I don’t get the glitch at all, but sometimes it appears after like 2 hours, so there’s no core reason that makes it appear. I still say, your game is not broken, and you did nothing wrong! The lot will be fine if you load up the game again (but make sure you backup frequently!) :)

#Anonymous #replies

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axinitians · 5 years

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Aventuras de mi Sims por el momento:

El juego se glitcheo y ahora hay dos Megs?? Una es hermana de Fox y la otra no y es raro, ah. Also, desaparecen y aparecen.

Fred cachó a Joy masturbándose y... pensé que iba a ser al revés (¿

Mai está aprendiendo cocina y Joy jardinería, son el dúo perfecto para que luego haga que Mai cocine brownies con marihuana -le pegan-

Meg 2, Golden y Chica por alguna razón se quedaron encerrados abajo de la escalera y tuve que destrozar una pared para que salgan

A Chica de apellido Fanon (¿ le puse uno alemán, pero me olvidé cual era así que le puse Chica Nunget

Fred tiene formas raras de darse placer a si mismo.

La OTP se dio un baño en el sauna ellos solitos y desnudos uwu

Fox intentó coquetear con Bonnie pero le salió horrible porque Bonnie tiene el rasgo de Nada Coqueto. Buena suerte con cualquiera que lo intenté enamorar (¿ en especial Bon, ah

Quiero desactivar el switch de celos para que puedan todos garchar con todos sin drama pero a la vez vivo por el drama

Eso me hizo acordar, todavía nadie cogió con nadie, solo se han masturbado

A Fox le gusta mucho el sótano, y hablando del sótano lo encontré masturbándose viendo el canal de noticias en el cual salía un tipo musculoso (¿ thats gay, Fox.

Mai se hizo pis encima y es tipo “???????????” porque tenía el truco de que no le bajen las necesidades. Supongo que era superficial ahr, pobre Mai.

A las Megs y a Fox le llegó el periodo a la vez (? que sincronía

Puppet se tira pedos cuando le da la gana

Un vampiro le dijo a Bonnie que tiene un bonito cuello y >:( déjalo tranquilo bitch

Chica se quedó viendo a Fred masturbarse como si nada y Fred re chill

Ahora, capturas (algunas son NSFW btw)

(Y un glitch, lmao)

#sims bullcrap

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yakumtsaki · 6 years

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There’s no easy way to say this so I’m just gonna come right out with it: welcome to the most morbid post in Union history. Half the family is getting wiped out in a single update and I don’t mean to point fingers, but it’s 100% Wyatt’s fault. I really need someone to blame so don’t dare try to take this away from me.

Back to the present and not the corpse-filled near future, we actually have some money to spend on our spawn for the first time ever, so Shajar gets a non-completely-depressing room. No more eating from the cat bowl for our kids!

..spoke too soon.

-Is it still there, is it still there??

-YES omg it just looked right at me! Vic! I’m scared!

-Don’t make eye contact with it you fool! Don’t you have any idea about how children work??

After not getting promoted for an eon, Jojo is suddenly killing it, two promotions in a row!

-I know, I was starting to fear I’d be one of those geniuses who are only recognized after death- UGH, what is that obnoxious sound?

That’s your infant child screaming because it was abandoned on the cold hard floor the entire night.

-Oh ok, so standard parenting. For a minute I thought something was wrong.

-There, there, you’re alright. Ok.. OK seriously, stop. God, have some dignity for once in your 12-hour life. Crying in public is so embarrassing.

-NEEEEEEO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yup. I’ve been so focused on feeding Victor and Alegra’s ancient asses from the bowl of life that I forgot Neo was an elder too, so he’s the first to go even though he’s way younger than them, great job @ me. Goodbye Neo 💔 You were such a good boy, our cat heir, and an integral part in achieving Komei’s life-ruining LTW. You will be sorely missed.

..Apparently by your archenemy Victor most of all. Vicky casually walked off the lot the minute Neo died with no notifications about running away, only to return on his own shortly after. Wtf is going on in this house.

-I had to contemplate the futility of hate.. All this time wasted trying to kill each other and for what.. It's a sunrise and a sunset from a cradle to a casket.

Yea or this lot is already glitched as fuck and it’s only generation 2. Good times.

I was very bummed out by Neo’s premature demise and not in the mood for another kid, but one peek at Jojo and Wyatt’s life bars convinced me to drop the mourning period and circle-of-life this bitch. They are extremely not getting any younger and who tf do I think I am? Someone who knows better than Mufasa?However since a) Jojo is nowhere near his 100k LTW and can’t be taking days off and b) and more importantly, I hate Wyatt, guess who’s carrying this time around!

OH COME ON

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT WYATT

-Huhu!

How the hell did this happen I DEMAND TO KNOW

-Check how your mods work in le futur, idiόt!

..well you got me there.

Jo you are ON FIRE, 3/3! Maybe we can actually complete this 100k bullshit before you’re on death’s doorstep. It’s gonna be close tho, but you know, you just HAD to get knocked up again, so that’s on you.

-No, it’s on YOU.

No, it’s ON WYATT. Let’s just not point fingers and move on, ok? Everyone is equally to blame.

-NO THEY’RE NOT

I’VE MOVED ON I CAN’T HEAR YOU

And now a section I like to call: What the entire fuck is happening. VICTORIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

-What?? I love babies :)

I legit went back and checked, can you guess how many times Victoria autonomously interacted with any of her kids when they were babies/toddlers? If you had EXACTLY ONE TIME you win..nothing. There are no winners here.

Oh. my. god.

-Stop hogging her already, I wanna feed her too!

-WELL WAIT YOUR TURN DICK. No, not you, baby bobo booboo..

We’ve had our fair share of plot twists around here but this is truly some fucked up shit. In case you don’t get what the big deal is, enjoy this little trip down memory lane aka the Victoria-Komei-parenting-hall-of-fame. Either the ‘age mellows people out’ thing applies to sims too or they got personality transplants when I wasn’t looking. Disturbing.

Of course SOME THINGS never change, no matter how life-ruining for all involved.

-Is this about my LTW, STILL? It’s been like 20 years, GET OVER IT

NEVER

Whachu doing Vic?

-Updating my will to include Komei now that I suddenly love him. Of course someone has to get cut to make that happen..

Well goodbye Daniel I guess!

-..Who the fuck is Daniel?

-I too am making preparations for when I leave this cruel world.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume they’re cat-related.

-NO, not everything is about cats! I have plenty of other interests and concerns.

Name one.

-My beloved son! I’m making sure he takes care of my cats.

Finally, this family’s excellence is starting to be recognized. It’s about time.

-Yea no, this is a recognition that you trainwrecks need all the help you can get.

UGH typical jealous hater bullshit, I’ve no idea what you’re talking about.

Ok, I’ve some idea what you’re talking about. Honestly what else has to happen for me to just. stop fucking throwing kid’s birthday parties? I’m pretty sure we’ve had..one that wasn’t a straight up disaster? God knows those glory days aren’t returning any time soon.

-I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’m having a blast :D

Of course you are Gunther, you haven’t been sober since the third year of college.

AND SOME PEOPLE ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THAT. ABSOLUTELY NOT. HALF ALIEN PROF ISTFG

-I’m legit fine with this :)

I legit don’t care, it’s not happening in our sacred home. Also BRIT IS RIGHT THERE JFC you’ve gotten stupid as shit.

You guys seriously, what sins am I paying for, why can’t we have ONE NORMAL NON-INCESTUOUS PARTY. JUST ONE. Daniel heartfarting over his ex, ok, not that weird. Komei heartfarting over his daughter-in-law..getting weird. Gunther heartfarting over Half Alien Prof..reaching for the chlorine to bleach my eyes and then immediately drink.

Nice, get in on that action Wyatt! We almost forgot about your long standing boner for your brother-in-law.

Happy birthday, Shajar! You’re welcome for this amazing party, pay me back by not being ugly.

..yea ok. You did your best with the tools you were given. And I mean the literal giant tools that are your parents. Hopefully Wyatt came through with his somewhat balanced personality???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH MAN. 10 playful, 9 active and 1 nice? Literally sporting Jigsaw’s personality. I mean darling Jojo has 3 nice points and is..how he is, can’t even imagine what Shajar is gonna grow up to be like, but it’s good to know we’re moving in the exact opposite direction than intended.

-Enjoyed your kid’s birthday party, you cheating bastard? WELL PARTY’S OVER

-I may be a cheating bâtard-

-SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR SELECTIVE FRENCH ACCENT

AW Neo’s ghost making its first appearance and trying to kill Wyatt, what a sweetheart. Welcome to the party!

It was one for the history books!

-How on earth did this party suck, I had an exceptional time.

Yea that’s because you weren’t there, it’s easy to have an exceptional time away from this family. Of course I have never personally experienced it but the mind does race.

-AH at last, my article is published! Oh, editor’s pick too, ha, of course. No, wait, editor’s warning.. As requested by the legal department? Drama queens. “Horrifying views expressed.. Widely discredited.. Not endorsed in any way by this publication.. DERIVATIVE??!!” Well, I know what I’m doing this weekend.

Is it.. rewriting your article?

-Oh, I’ll rewrite it alright. IN BLOOD

Great. Speaking of blood-

-Victor’s thirst for it is back with a vengeance. We went an entire 4 days without a cat fight and I was all like ‘woo new record’ but one thing has become clear since then:

Victor didn’t go away to contemplate shit. He was waiting..plotting..training..and now the time has come for Victor 2: Reign of Blood.

-WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW??

Seems about right. Honestly Sophie is the wisest one among us because she got tfo just in time to miss THIS:

Yea, unsurprisingly fucking Damien here is one vicious screamer. WHAT DO YOU WANT

-YOUR SOULS

Good luck finding any in this house.

-Who’s my cute little spawn of satan? Who is? Come to grandma baby.

-ONE SMALL STEP FOR ME, ONE GIANT LEAP TOWARDS THE ANNIHILATION OF MANKIND

Wyatt continues to do nothing of use all day and is not even getting promoted anymore due to his tragic lack of skill points. Somehow that led me to deciding he should be the one to get the genie wishes, I honestly dk wtf my problem is.

-Greetings, mortal etc etc. I’m gonna skip over the intro, you know the deal with the dealio, 3 wishes, let’s hit it.

-I was expectànt more of an Aladdin flair but c’est bien I guess..

-DON’T DARE MENTION THAT MOVIE TO ME YOU FRENCH ASSHOLE

-Um, oui, your désir c’est my command..Huhu!

-Is one of your wishes the return of your brain, because you should throw that in there.

-Non, non. C’est but one wish in mon coeur, Genié. To nevér, evér have to interact with my bébés but still have beaucoup of them.. In case you can’t tell, I am sim de famille!

-Ugh yea, that much is obvious.

-Well, your wish is granted, mortal! Let me just flick your nose as hard as I can and we’re done here..

-Pourquoi?

-Oh no reason, just for my own pleasure. Buh-bye!

-And with that, he turned into la fumée, mon cheri! Incrediblé!

-I hate my life.

That makes two of us. As in I hate your life too, my life is pretty good.

KOMEI DO YOU MIND WITH YOUR DANGEROUS CURVES, Jojo has a grueling skilling schedule to keep up with.

-So this is it. Rock bottom.

I mean, you wanted to be heir boo, you got it. It’s a dirty job.

Finally one of the Mortal Kombat cats lives up to its name! GET FUCKED VICTOR

-K.O

Well, we all saw that coming. Victor seriously, you’re like 50yo, don’t do this.

-I’m outta here for the fourth time bitches, and this time I’m not coming back! No man is an island but this cat is.

Ok, see you soon.

Wyatt’s wish is definitely coming true, he has not touched Shajar a single time yet, autonomously or otherwise! What a guy.

-I HAVE NO USE FOR EARTHLY FATHERS, THE ONE I NEED AWAITS US ALL IN HELL

It’s gonna be a long fucking generation.

-WYATT. WYATT YOU DAMN MORON WAKE UP

-Ugh Jojό, I told you, my magique protects me from all bébé interactiόn.

-DOES IT PROTECT YOUR TORSO FROM MULTIPLE STAB WOUNDS

It’s a girl! I’m like why stray from a proven formula, so I name her Cyneswith after another Crusader Kings character, who did not exist irl like Shajar but was still a fire emoji empress of Britannia. Welcome to the shitshow Cyneswith! No offense, it was great to meet you, but we have some important shit to do so..have fun on the floor?

FUCKING FINALLY. It’s promotions only from now on boo!

..Which is more than I can say for some people. Wyatt seriously, can you move your useless ass up the ladder already so we can avoid having this freak in our house EVERY SINGLE DAY.

-The boy’s just following his heart ;)

Half Alien Prof you are by far the biggest pervert I’ve ever had in this game and Jojo spent his entire teenagehood trying to start a bdsm relationship with Stephen Tinker.

Well, Victor predictably died off lot, which is so on brand for him I’m not even mad. An insufferable dick to the very end, he lived to eat and to start fights with every animal he ever came in contact with. He only ever really loved Victoria. I’m gonna miss him so much.

Victor may have died, but that’s not going to stop the police department from trying to return him to us. Just remember that that place is under Wyatt’s supervision and it all makes sense.

Can hardly wait, Professional Make-Up Cop.

-I want to play a game, Alegra.

Man is someone gunning to be put up for adoption!

-Papa’s birthday présent to you, Shajar, is us finally meeting! Breathe it in, mon favori, I’ll be seeing you again on your next anniversaire!

-Wyatt I swear to fucking god, I will stab you.

Can we get this going please, I’m in NO MOOD.

Not bad at all! A pretty even mix of Wyatt/Jojo and I see you def did not get the Komei jaw, which is pretty much angels singing.

-Angels singing makes my eyes roll in the back of my skull.

You make my eyes roll in the back of my skull.

-What?

What. I didn’t say anything. Love you Shaj!

-One more for the road babe? After 50 years?

Yea. Just pretend everything that follows has a broken heart emoji before and after each word.

I dress Vic up and have her wait for Death in the living room like a lady, none of those ‘dying in the bathroom in my underwear’ deaths, befitting people like Wyatt. However ideal the circumstances as far as death goes, my heart still broke in more pieces than cats Komei has petted.

-VICTORIA UNION

-Marisa? Is that you?

-NO, IT’S-wow cool armchair, where did you get-no, sorry, you’re dying and all, let me start over..

-VICTORIA UNION, YOUR TIME HAS COME. I’M HERE TO COLLECT YOUR WRETCHED SOUL

-What? My soul is not wretched jerkoff, the fuck you talking about?

-THAT’S JUST A THING WE SAY BECAUSE IT SOUNDS COOL, PLEASE DON’T RUIN IT

-HERE’S YOUR COMPLIMENTARY VIRGIN MARGARITA

-Virgin??? Oh god, I’m going to hell aren’t I?

-YOU WERE, BUT YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER MADE SOME CALLS ON YOUR BEHALF. WELCOME TO HEAVEN

-Yes, I can taste the alcohol in this! GOING GONE, BITCHES. LATES

The stacks of simoleons DID NOT EASE MY PAIN. I do love that Daniel got the most final version of ‘and none for Gretchen Weiners, bye’ possible.

Jojo is fucking devastated and immediately rolls the want to resurrect Vic. It’s bummy af, I’m not even gonna go for the obvious oedipal jokes, he was just crying for days and days and days..

Komei, on the other hand, WAS NOT.

-Eh, I’ll be seeing her soon enough, why waste the tears.

Now that I think about it Komei has never cried about any of the cats either, I think he’s just the type of person who deals with grief by suppressing it. Whatever works.

Jojo and Wyatt are always having these fashion talks whenever they’re eating which are hilarious because I can see Wyatt being into it, I mean he’s french, but in what world is fucking nerd Jojo interested in clothing. Not even that can cheer him up now 💔

Fucking Florence, bringer of doom, returns Sophie to us and the moment she does:

Tell me how am supposed to live without you, now that I've been loving you so long, how am I supposed to live without you, how am I supposed to carry on, when all that I've been living for.. is gone 💔

FUCK YOU FLORENCE

Jfc the blows just won’t stop coming. LEAVE US ALONE WE’RE IN MOURNING

Time for Cyneswith’s depressing ass birthday which I can’t give less of a fuck about, and apparently neither can Wyatt but then again he wouldn’t even if we weren’t ~back to black.

Loving the hairstyle but it does look ridic on a toddler. Good for you for committing to your british aristocracy character tho, very Downton Abbey.

Well the Komei jaw always knocks twice and apparently we let it in this time. Are you beautiful on the inside Cyneswith?

OH. MY. FUCK. BYE. CYNESWITH YOU FUCKING FREAK

-Huhu!

NO SHE GOT THE HUHU. GOD HELP US

Cyneswith dramatically enters the toddler stage by immediately going into aspiration failure.. You can all guess where this is going.

-KOMEI UNION YOUR TIME HAS COME. I’M HERE TO COLLECT YOUR-

-Yea yea whatever, are my cats waiting for me? If you say no I will literally kill myself.

-I DON’T THINK YOU’RE GRASPING THE CORE CONCEPT OF DEATH, BUT YES THEY ARE WAITING.

-I’M OUT. TELL THE WOLF I LOVED HIM

KOMEI 💔 I’m sorry but we will not be delivering that message.

Apparently Jojo and Komei legit bonded at some point?? I was expecting like a half-hearted sigh but instead we got sobbing-

-and this sum that does not imply ‘least favorite kid’ AT ALL.

Well you know how the old saying goes: nothing will ever replace your parents but a helicopter will come close.

Also in mourning: this breakdancer npc that randomly appeared on our lot and stayed stuck there for 2 days before I finally batboxed her into oblivion. This lot is fuuuucked y’all.

And generation 1 is officially over. Rest in peace Komei and Victoria, legacy founders, horrible spouses and somehow even worse parents. You stuck it out and were fun to play till the very end. I’ll really miss you guys 💔

#ts2 #gen 2

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meyerlansky · 7 years

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ifigaveyouthemoon replied to your post “Are there any games (anything that doesn't require a special console...”

Thanks for the list! 1) I think Skyrim was more due to my incompetence than a glitch, because it was that bit where you try jumping for the first time onto a partially collapsed roof, and idk if I had the wrong angle or something, but I have got stuck in the collapsed part of the roof like 3 times now.

and 2) after thinking about this earlier today I think I prefer 'quest' games to 'development' games (my terminology I just made up). Like, when I played games my sister has, I enjoyed Super Mario Bros but didn't have the patience for Animal Crossing or the Sims (beyond character design which I could do all day). But I'm glad to see some of the ones I've noticed you posting about on there, so I might have a think and see which ones sound good!

ah yeah the gap in the roof is kind of finicky, i feel you there :/ i’d have to open the game up to remember specifically how you do it but there are probably videos out there that’ll point out the right angle for it, if you wanted to try more skyrims. OH MAN SO of those, stardew valley falls the most into animal-crossing territory, and civ vi is like the sims but for empires, so those might be less your jam than the other ones. but the other if you like super mario bros, the side-scrolly kind of “jump on these things! save the princess and the world!” sort of objective, ori and battleblock are probably the most mario-esque off the list :P and also you might also want to try out shovel knight, which is the same kind of side-scrolly platformer with the retro kind of aesthetic. let me know what one[s] you try out! :D

#replies #ifigaveyouthemoon #/lays on the floor #i just #like video games

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s3hsw-replies · 7 years

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lavisims skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “tfw you have a lot of sliders and you hit that randomize button.”

lol sexyyy

lmfao, his tiny feet are the most sexeh xD

moon-skin-93 skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “tfw you have a lot of sliders and you hit that randomize button.”

He's not so bad *-* last day it comes out a sort of monster with the smallest head and feet, and a HUGE body. D:

I just hit that button once lol I didn’t try more but I’m sure that if I tried, it’d randomize more monsters. :P

queenofmyownfantasy skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie

I thought for a moment the last picture was a real picture.

*.* I take it as a complimen so thank you. :D with Nilxis’ mods it’s easy to take good scenery shots :D

willky12 skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “Who’s a good girl? Not you, Dutchess.”

You know they say pets mimic their owners ;)

lmfaooo that would be the cause why my piggies yell a lot. xD

my-simension skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “who’s more disgusted? ��”

You? :p

lmaooo noooo I wasn’t disgusted, I just was done with them xD

my-simension skomentował(a) Twój zestaw zdjęć “She rolled a wish to beat him up and he wanted to win a fight with...”

Ah those Kirkor's moodlets xD

hahaha yeeees, this one with snots is my favorite xD

my-simension skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie

��

that was a moment when I stopped trying to make them be nice to each other. :P

my-simension skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie

Shame!

hahaha, she started that fight xD

my-simension skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “��”

My baby��

I knoooow, his sad face is heartbreaking ;-;

my-simension skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “nothing to say, really”

Calla in the bottom pic. >:)

hahaha yeeees, I love her mean smirk xD

my-simension skomentował(a) Twój post “Is that true, guys?”

I might have to open the game again. haha

haha toddlers made me wanna download that game but 2 secs later I thought I can’t be bothered with all cc. ;-;

willky12 skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “��”

I feel like I should rescue him :'(

at least he’s all good in your game!

willky12 skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “who’s more disgusted? ��”

hahahaha, I think everybody was disgusted xD

davidmont skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “who’s more disgusted? ��”

lmao poor lady

sad thing is she’s not a lady xD

queenofmyownfantasy skomentował(a) Twój zestaw zdjęć “She rolled a wish to beat him up and he wanted to win a fight with...”

I can't read polish but for some reason I still recognized this as polish.

I think our language is easy to recognize because of all our diacritics.

willky12 skomentował(a) Twój zestaw zdjęć “She rolled a wish to beat him up and he wanted to win a fight with...”

aawww, and he just wants to be her friend......I'm going now.....

willky12 skomentował(a) Twój zestaw zdjęć “She rolled a wish to beat him up and he wanted to win a fight with...”

also, she wants to skinny dip with him and then beat him up?! XD

willky12 skomentował(a) Twój zestaw zdjęć “She rolled a wish to beat him up and he wanted to win a fight with...”

.....and I think we all probably know what the outcome of that is going to be :'(( She is in the green and loving it though and that wish with Goplana's little face there is concerning!

I didn’t cancel their old wishes because I hoped I could make them be together. She rolled a wish to skinny dip before she broke up with him. And she rolls that steal candy wish everyday hahaha. And Kirkor rolled a wish to be friends with Calla after they broke up and before they got a fight, I think.

soloriya skomentował(a) Twój zestaw zdjęć “She rolled a wish to beat him up and he wanted to win a fight with...”

sooo sad :( :( :(

yeah, I didn’t suspect them to hate each other that much. ;-;

willky12 skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie

:'(

I know, but don’t worry, he’s happy now. ;-;

rollo-rolls skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie

co tu się dzieje? :________:

lmfao patolka pełną gębą, dzwoń po MOPS xD

soloriya skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “��”

*hugs* <3

I love how y’all have empathy for Kirkor ;-;

sims-ninja skomentował(a) Twój post “Is that true, guys?”

HECK YEAH

soloriya skomentował(a) Twój post “Is that true, guys?”

oops, i was wrong... EA really gave toddlers :)

soloriya skomentował(a) Twój post “Is that true, guys?”

not yet :)

LMFAO GUYS I WAS SO EXCITED EVEN THO I DIDN’T PLAY THAT GAME

declarations-of-drama skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “you fucking weirdo, get outta here! jfc, what a dick.”

BAhahahahaha! She is perfect poison! :D

my-simension skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie “Even his sister was against him :(”

Balladyna surprised me, I thought she would comfort him and I was like ???????? why you doin this

my-simension skomentował(a) Twój post “ok, so, I want to start playing ts2 and have few wcifs/questions. is...”

I use some of those stuff. http://mouseyblue.tumblr.com/

my-simension skomentował(a) Twój post “ok, so, I want to start playing ts2 and have few wcifs/questions. is...”

http://www.simsnetwork.com/simpedia/the-sims-2/editions/the-sims-2/specials/graphics-rules-maker-improve-compatibility-with

thank you! Bookmarked. :D

my-simension skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie

Aaahhhh so pretty <3

thank you Mimi. xxxx <3

sims-ninja skomentował(a) Twój post “ok, so, I want to start playing ts2 and have few wcifs/questions. is...”

I use fraps to take screenshots! Also, there is a glitch where all children from the same parents will look the same if you dont go into cas sim first and randomise ten times :)

Thank you! I copied your comment and pasted in notepad and saved in my s2cc folder lmao

willky12 skomentował(a) Twoje zdjęcie

Lovely!

thank you Kylie, I love those colors. ;-;

@lavisims @moon-skin-93 @queenofmyownfantasy @willky12 @davidmont @soloriya @rollo-rolls @sims-ninja @declarations-of-drama

#lavisims #moon-skin-93 #queenofmyownfantasy #willky12 #my-simension #davidmont #soloriya #rollo-rolls #sims-ninja #declarations-of-drama

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hgfstreamchats · 6 years

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The Sims 4

Smokey: MAKE ME IN THE SIMS Knock Out: I was planning on it! Smokey: WHOA REALLY? Smokey: YESSSSSSSSS Jalaperilo: Here she is! Jalaperilo: hello hello! Smokey: Hey! Knock Out: You're keeping the hat. Smokey: but Jalaperilo: yo smokes! Smokey: but woojit what about my beautiful hair :( Smokey: how am i gonna sleep if I have a HAT on Smokey: DONT MAKE ME PUBLIC ENEMY >:( Jalaperilo: Ive played 1 2 and 3 excessivly, but not 4 Knock Out: Too late! The hat is on! Smokey: woojit :( thenightetc: It's never coming off now. You'll just have to have it clip through things. Smokey: im domed t never sleep Smokey: doom Smokey: doomed thenightetc: I can't quiiiiite read those. What'd you give him, traitwise? Smokey: wait yeah what are my traits Jalaperilo: bunny slippers! Smokey: OOOH MAKE ME FASHIONABLE Smokey: can i be taller Smokey: i wanna clip through buildings Knock Out: Probably. Jalaperilo: didnt you already cause knock out to clip through a wall lol thenightetc: ...I swear they changed Simlish Smokey: Pfpfffpf- I sure did! thenightetc: It's a little uncanny.

Smokey: My translators are glitching up trying to figure out what they're saying- so probably! Smokey: can we make wheeljack yip Jalaperilo: do they still have real song on the radio that were rerecorded into simlish? thenightetc: Oh, it's a fake language. It doesn't "translate" to anything too specific, you just get the gist of it Jalaperilo: i know its a fake language Jalaperilo: but hadouken, a band i love, rerecorded one of their songs into simlish thenightetc: ^Was replying to Smokescreen. Jalaperilo: ah Smokey: What? Fake language? How does that even work? Smokey: Isn't it a fictional language? LIke- with a sim dictionary somewhere? Knock Out: Good enough! Smokey: wheeljack looks ooooooooold thenightetc: Just, you know. Phonemes. Smokey: but why and how Smokey: CAT EARS thenightetc: I guess because it stops it from getting too annoying/tiresome to hear them say the same things over and over. Smokey: Are youo sure it's not secretly a real language? Starscreamapillar: Drat. I must away. Have fun tormenting your effigies. Smokey: Awww, bye Starbeam thenightetc: Goodnight! Thebes: hello! Jalaperilo: hello! thenightetc: The little goatee arrangement is very You. Knock Out: We'll torment a few in your honor! Knock Out: Thank you! I'm very happy with that. Jalaperilo: sorry i looked away, whose being made now? Smokey: Breakdown it looks like! Jalaperilo: * squints* breakdown humanson Smokey: can breakdown have cat ears woojit Knock Out: He most definitely can. Jalaperilo: breakdown needs to be 6 ft wide with amazing hips Smokey: :D Knock Out: If I can find a him that isn't hideous. Smokey: just make a scan of breakdown and put him in like that Jalaperilo: i like the thighs Jalaperilo: he's built like a rower Knock Out: There we are. Reasonable and unbiased. Smokey: can the thighs be bigger? Jalaperilo: isnt knockout a bit tall? Thebes: Unfortunately, height isn't variable Knock Out: Let's play the quiet game, jalaperilo human. Jalaperilo: awwww Jalaperilo: i dont like the quiet game Smokey: I don't gotta play the quiet game do I Woojit :( Knock Out: You lost the quiet game vorns ago, Smokescreen. Don't worry about it. thenightetc: What are those pants thenightetc: That's like a wallpaper pattern. Jalaperilo: whos this now??? Jalaperilo: bumbumbee! Smokey: YAY So I never have to be quiet! That's awesome! Smokey: :O! Knock Out: His aspiration is to become a vampire because I said so. thenightetc: Excellent. Smokey: wait what Jalaperilo: is there an aspiration called 'take on too much responsibility cause you uncosciously feel like you need to be punished for not being good enough even though you really are? Thebes: technically no, but there's plenty of ways to plunge them into angst. Found that out the hard way when I randomly rolled up a sim and they got 'Lazy', 'Ambitious', and the aspiration to bodybuild. Jalaperilo: sounds like that can be rolled into one aspiration called 'executive dysfunction' Jalaperilo: oh. the screaming one thenightetc: It's going to be a good thing Starscream already left, isn't it Knock Out: Oh! Forgot to edit their walk cycles! Smokey: starscream should be older though right Knock Out: That's key. thenightetc: !! thenightetc: You can DO that? thenightetc: Amazing! Thebes: lot of oprions too~ Jalaperilo: haha! thenightetc: oh my GOD Jalaperilo: yes!!! Smokey: can you give me that walk of like... that one person in food fight Jalaperilo: booo Smokey: you know Jalaperilo: cruel thenightetc: This is amazing. Knock Out: No trade ins on walks. Jalaperilo: i do like that hair on screamer Knock Out: Unless you're Breakdown. Breakdown can have anything he wants. Knock Out: Requests for anyone else? Jalaperilo: the hunch one for screamer! Jalaperilo: nosferatu screamer! nosferatu screamer Jalaperilo: something jogging like for bumbum Jalaperilo: yes Smokey: woojit can my sim have money Knock Out: I'd give him bouncy, but that's a Smokescreen walk. Knock Out: They'll all have money. I'm giving them enough to finance all their vices. Jalaperilo: somkey, you have to like in a box and be paid pennies a day Smokey: :( Smokey: Thats just like my real life though Smokey: I don't even MAKE shanix for helping run my home Smokey: shanix isn't even really a thing thenightetc: Bigger glasses. Bigger. Smokey: SOUNDBABE Jalaperilo: a big scarf that covers as much of his face as possible! Smokey: i need to find my old sims file with the terrifying soundwave thenightetc: Is that a bong? Smokey: had big, all seeing optics Knock Out: It is indeed. Jalaperilo: 3 piece black/purple suit! Knock Out: There we go! thenightetc: Oh dear, that clipping Jalaperilo: whee whee's pompadour isnt pompy enough Smokey: soundwave has the power to clip through anything Jalaperilo: just like ko thenightetc: I dunno, I liked the shirt with the headphone cords Smokey: I wish you could change clthing materials like in sims 3. you could make soome SUPER amazing and ugly clothes Jalaperilo: is 'super *** creepy' a trait Jalaperilo: and yes, smokey, the fabric changer was great Knock Out: I wish. Knock Out: Pompadoury enough now? Jalaperilo: lol. thank you boo thenightetc: So what walk cycle are you giving HIM. Jalaperilo: bit of a sausage fest... Smokey: can he just t-pose and float around Smokey: a sausage fest? Smokey: we can't even buy groceries yet though Smokey: I want my sim to eat a hot dog! Jalaperilo: its a festival where all you can eat is sausage and there's no taco stalls thenightetc: well I'm sure there are mods for that Knock Out: I'll put it on my to do list for the next time. Smokey: Man, that sounds like a terrible festival- there should be every kind of food available! Smokey: Wait you gotta mod the game for hot dogs? Jalaperilo: i agree. everyone should have a wide pallet Knock Out: I'd make Shockwave, but I've no idea how I'd make Shockwave. Jalaperilo: massive boobs Smokey: do we have pets in the game? Smokey: shockbabe Jalaperilo: what a lineup thenightetc: Look what Soundwave's doing Jalaperilo: ratchet have to be bbb's dad Knock Out: I'll go back and edit it in! Knock Out: Four bedrooms. They can all fight over them. Jalaperilo: ok. are we placing bets on who dies first? Knock Out: By all means! thenightetc: Oh, good, a way to start fires. thenightetc: It wouldn't be Sims without THAT. Thebes: Ohhh, it gets better. This incarnation allows sims to be embarassed to death. Smokey: wait what Smokey: well it's good I don't feel embarrassment ever! Jalaperilo: well thats smokey dead first them Smokey: NO Thebes: so new and unusual death methods remain even though they made it impossible to die in a pool thenightetc: So, just curious, there's gardening in this game right? thenightetc: :) Knock Out: There is! Jalaperilo: haha Jalaperilo: man, you guys dont wait around to start macking Knock Out: Can you blame us? Smokey: I want someone to smooch :( Knock Out: If no one dies in a reasonable amount of time, we can always toss on the violence mod. Smokey: the what now thenightetc: Oh my god, Wheeljack's just going to have that bong permanently attached to his hand, isn't he Smokey: wait am I becoming friends with screamer or are my optics broken Jalaperilo: smokey you should seduce soundwave thenightetc: Well, you did say you wanted someone to smooch. Smokey: byt Smokey: but Smokey: starscream?? Jalaperilo: or ratchet and become bbb's stepdad Smokey: Nooooo Thebes: it's sims. no one is allowed dignity. Smokey: ... if I smooched up to Soundwave would I be able to ground ALL the decepticons Smokey: wait whos that Knock Out: The neighbors. Smokey: we have what thenightetc: If you greet someone they get to come live in your house. Those are the rules. Smokey: ..... Jalaperilo: human rules Knock Out: And Soundwave's insulted because someone on the internet insulted his Minicon care methods. Smokey: "You can't just glue them to your chest!" Jalaperilo: 'susan: has baby strapped to chest. susan: hypocritical *** with poor tate in shoes Jalaperilo: now i can only imagine sodunwave on mumsnet Knock Out: Oh, the violence mod for this one isn't funny. I'm not seeing an option to body slam anyone by their feet. Jalaperilo: aw Jalaperilo: they need to do a prowrestling expansion pack Knock Out: Aw, there you go, Smokescreen. You made a friend. Smokey: wait i wanted to ask starscream for WHAT thenightetc: It IS a good thing he's already left. Smokey: seriously what did Smokey: what did I just ask for i missed it Smokey: WOOJIT. Knock Out: Oh, this is priceless. thenightetc: I couldn't read the text. Smokey: .... Ask for sax. Smokey: Yes. That's it Knock Out: Exactly. Knock Out: Some long, thick sax. thenightetc: I see that diamond. Is he just going to starve to death right there? Smokey: woojit why Jalaperilo: has anyone peed themselves yet? Smokey: why did you hover over the sax button again Smokey: ... wait why am I embarrassed Knock Out: Because he rejected your offer of sax. Smokey: oh........... :( Smokey: ... wait what are those hearts Smokey: why are there hearts Smokey: starscream no Smokey: you can't just kick breakdown out of his bed Smokey: uh Smokey: um. am i just standing there that's Jalaperilo: youre just being regular old smokey lol Smokey: True!

Jalaperilo: assert dominence by having sex with bd while looking the person he flirted with in the eye thenightetc: Just do it right there on one of those tables. Jalaperilo: yes Smokey: .. wait am I inspired to sleep or Knock Out: Excellent idea! Jalaperilo: i wish i could read the writing Smokey: No! thenightetc: There's a "random" option for the sex mod? Jalaperilo: haha! Knock Out: There is! Jalaperilo: i'm dying at this Smokey: Man- Starscream WOULD love karaoke Knock Out: He probably would have. He always loved a captive audience. Jalaperilo: physically chained down? Jalaperilo: ok. timne for me to go to bed. gotta get up in 6 hours of a 9 hour shift :( thenightetc: Goodnight! Smokey: Man- that sucks. Have a nice recharge, though! Knock Out: Goodnight, jalaperilo human! Jalaperilo: thank you! and good night smokey, nighty, knocky Smokey: Knocky Wocky! Jalaperilo: lol Smokey: ... you always gotta check on me after starry Smokey: w thenightetc: I swear that pouring animation has the drink missing the glass by several inches Smokey: where did I go Knock Out: They're all leaving more miserable than they were when they came. Smokey: woojit let old man screamer go home and sleep Smokey: :( Smokey: let my sim be happy woojit come n Knock Out: He looks downright jolly to me. thenightetc: The stink lines are true to life Smokey: NO thenightetc: Stinky Smokey. Smokey: I smell nice! thenightetc: *skeptical look* Smokey: .... who said yiff yiff Thebes: Nope. stink lines. And eeeveryone can tell Knock Out: By the standards of that house, I'm sure you do. Smokey: come onnnn Smokey: I bathed a couple of weeks ago! Knock Out: There we are, a much needed laundry machine. Smokey: Can we have a hot tub woojit Knock Out: Certainly not because they're prone to starting fires. No sir. Knock Out: Yes. thenightetc: You'll just pee in it. Smokey: well maybe if there was another toilet for me I wouldn't Knock Out: A toilet free household builds character. thenightetc: A stinky character. Smokey: whoa I'm so stinky looking thenightetc: Welp. thenightetc: I called it. Smokey: ....... thenightetc: And now you're just... sitting in it. :| Knock Out: You called it. You win the prize no one wants. Smokey: you win the pee Knock Out: And submerging in it. thenightetc: I think Smokey wins the pee. Smokey: noooo thenightetc: Ewwwwwwww Smokey: bee joins in Smokey: and makes the pee team thenightetc: Don't do it, Knockout! Smokey: iget in woojit thenightetc: You don't know what he's been doing in there. Smokey: woojit put on pants JUST to get in thenightetc: Ewwwwwwww Smokey: 3 guys chilling in a hot tub Knock Out: And takes them off to go to the town square. Smokey: did pee fall asleep in the hot tub Smokey: is starscream just shocked at the sight of me now Smokey: is it the hat Smokey: why do I keep thinking about pee Smokey: ... can you frag in the tub Knock Out: I'm sure it had everything to do with the hat and nothing to do with the odor of urine. thenightetc: Would you WANT to frag in that tub. Smokey: Well Starscream has NO room to talk Smokey: adsbzcxvzcx Smokey: RATCHET Smokey: wheeljack Smokey: you cant just watch thenightetc: What, rooting for him to join in? Smokey: NO Thebes: So that happened Smokey: am I never wearing my hat again thenightetc: Sinister music of someone about to start a fire Knock Out: Soundwave is keeping everyone from starving to death and that's not funny. thenightetc: ...It is a little bit. Smokey: Isn't that how the Decepticons were? Knock Out: ...When you're right, you're right. thenightetc: Is that a birthday cake? Knock Out: Alright, Smokescreen. I'll throw you a bone. I'll make your Sim happy. Smokey: :D Smokey: wait Smokey: wait how thenightetc: Oh boy! Smokey: ... Smokey: oh thenightetc: Did you mean to leave yourself standing on the bed permanently? Smokey: wait ............ Smokey: KNOCK OUT Smokey: KNOCK OUT Smokey: LOOK EVEN THE GAME THINKS WE'RE INCOMPATABLE Knock Out: The game has a poor sense of humor. Smokey: feed him thenightetc: ...Did that food just... ROT into nothingness? thenightetc: Is that why the plates are "clean" now? Knock Out: That would make sense. Knock Out: The mansion has become a metaphor for life, death, and decay. Smokey: knock out Smokey: the flirting is failing so much I'm so glad Knock Out: Are they just using the hot tub as a giant toilet? thenightetc: Mm, in 2 there was a mod that had some scripts to build relationships--it'd detect which interactions would be accepted, I think. thenightetc: It was handy Knock Out: You're lucky it wouldn't be as funny if I forced it. thenightetc: Oh, that was the point! It wasn't forcing it, per se, it was just saving you the effort of looking up the interaction threshholds in the manual Smokey: It'd say way more about you thenightetc: Maybe my concept of what is and isn't "cheating" is a little loose. Smokey: sleeping in the pee tub thenightetc: You should just. Throw that away. Smokey: NO Knock Out: The hot tub is its own ecosystem at this point. thenightetc: Yes, that's the problem. Knock Out: It serves as the mansion's toilet/bed/eventual grave. thenightetc: Try teleporting! Smokey: woojit if you wanna be with breakdown you gotta stop standing on top of sleeping bee thenightetc: What about that cheat that lets you pick up sims and move them around? thenightetc: Oh. Does it not work in this version? thenightetc: I guess the bed's where you live now. Knock Out: It's a delicate condition and I'm a little sensitive about it. Smokey: He likes to feel tall Smokey: wait what happened to your helm Smokey: THERE WE GO thenightetc: Ahh, good. thenightetc: So... there IS some way to die in a hot tub, right? Knock Out: There'd better be. thenightetc: Maybe it can somehow light on fire thenightetc: OH BOY Smokey: WAIT WHO STARTED THE Smokey: AM I PUTTING IT OUT thenightetc: Everyone just walking through it. Knock Out: Oh, this game has no sense of fun! Smokey: I SAVED OUR LIVES thenightetc: Try putting more stuff around it! Then the fire can spread. Knock Out: Excellent idea! thenightetc: Flamingos are traditional, but a little tacky. Knock Out: Better yet, fireworks! You can buy fireworks in this game! thenightetc: Oh! Good idea! Smokey: :O Smokey: Fireworks are so cool I wanna see them! Smokey: But I also want to not die thenightetc: We all want things we can't have, Smokey. Everyone's gotta go sometime. Smokey: I dont trust starry's food Knock Out: Rude, Starscream. Very rude. Smokey: rudescream thenightetc: What you should do--add another toilet, but surround it with things they can't step over, so that they can't actually reach it. thenightetc: Keep them from just using the hot tub all the time. Smokey: b Smokey: but Thebes: tiny things, too. so it's extra hilarious when they fail thenightetc: Yes! Smokey: :( thenightetc: Build a giant maze around it, too. Smokey: At least let me find love in someone that's not Starscream thenightetc: Oh my god. thenightetc: This is hilariously cruel. Thebes: That's basically the raison d'etre of the sims, tbh

Knock Out: Where are the manners, Starscream? thenightetc: Hmmm, I think if it's surrounded by walls, though, they won't even TRY to get to it. thenightetc: Did you take away all the beds when I wasn't looking, or something? thenightetc: Or are they all glitched? Knock Out: I'm fairly sure they can step around anything that isn't a wall. Knock Out: Who knows? thenightetc: Maybe Smokescreen just prefers sleeping in the pee tub. thenightetc: Just. Marinating. :/ Smokey: >:( thenightetc: Hey, I'm not here to judge! thenightetc: ...And yet here I am, judging. Smokey: I'm not marinating in my own pee! thenightetc: Well, it's not JUST yours, I'm sure. Thebes: Probably not going to stop anyone from talking about all this awful stuff we saw an entity named Smokescreen do Smokey: NO thenightetc: Thank goodness there aren't any pumpkins on this lot Knock Out: Pumpkins, you say? Smokey: NO NO NO NO NO thenightetc: I did say! Thebes: they're waiting in the buy mode Smokey: NO thenightetc: Ha! So you don't even have to go to the trouble of growing them. thenightetc: Take a picture! Thebes: and now Smokescreen has failed at party too Smokey: :( Smokey: WOOJIT Smokey: YOU ARE FRAMING ME thenightetc: HA Smokey: I HATE THIS thenightetc: Good idea! We should frame that. Smokey: NO Smokey: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO Smokey: WHY Smokey: starsc Knock Out: But look how eager you sound! Smokey: starscream just clipped through me Smokey: woojit i will make sure you are covered in owls Knock Out: Worth it. thenightetc: I feel like there must be some way to snap an object to a sim's hand. Smokey: woojit let me flirt with starscream please Smokey: end this pumpkin thenightetc: Flirt with Starscream and this pumpkin? Smokey: NO Smokey: end the pumpkining Smokey: please thenightetc: You're the pumpkin king! Smokey: i'll flirt with starscream offline just Smokey: no pumpkind Thebes: but then how can we tell everyone 'smokescreen carves pumpkins while being an exhibitionist' Smokey: you don't! thenightetc: Well then. Smokey: uh Smokey: NO Smokey: NO NO NO NOO NO Smokey: WOOJIT Smokey: I AM STEALING YOUR PENS Thebes: Okay, never mind, being able to say Smokescreen's a wanker is even better. thenightetc: A pumpkin wanker. Smokey: :( Knock Out: Alright, all in favor of just leaving Smokescreen like that for the duration? Smokey: NO thenightetc: Aye! Thebes: aye! thenightetc: Wait, wait. Smokey: NOOOO thenightetc: Move the bed, with him on it, out into the living room. thenightetc: Or, eh, there's not room there--the front yard. thenightetc: And the pumpkins Smokey: why thenightetc: Tooooo keep you safe from the fire that's starting! :) Smokey: I PUT OUT THE FIRE LAST TIME thenightetc: So who's burning to death here? Smokey: wait who paid me thenightetc: ...is ther e a tip jar thenightetc: Because honestly that's even funnier Smokey: .... Thebes: I think this mod, if it's what I'm thinking of, counts that as marketable public display Knock Out: Stop putting out my fires! Knock Out: You're ruining my dinner party! thenightetc: Who's that? thenightetc: I can't tell under all the soot. Knock Out: Wheeljack. I was going to send him to make pancakes. thenightetc: Ahhhhh. thenightetc: Hoping he'll set another fire, eh? Knock Out: At this point, the fire is our new roommate. thenightetc: The mansion belongs to the fire now. Knock Out: The hot tub and fenced in toilets belong to everyone else. Smokey: but thenightetc: Huh, does it not... actually burn stuff? Smokey: HELP ME thenightetc: What just happened? thenightetc: I heard a little musical sting Thebes: Honestly death in this game is a lot harder to come by. they even took out the ladder cheat. thenightetc: Which is disappointing, I mean the ladder cheat is really the heart of the franchise. Knock Out: And the fire death! Smokey: NO thenightetc: Well, at least we have pumpkin wanking. Knock Out: Ohho, wait! I found a mod! Thebes: 3 had the right idea. ladderdeaths, fire deaths, and the ignoble and amazing death by jellybean or time paradox Knock Out: We're doing it. I'm not ending this stream on an anticlimactic note. thenightetc: OOooo! thenightetc: Death mod? Thebes: WOO! Thebes: Fire burns, everyone dies! Smokey: :( thenightetc: I guess things'll still be "anticlimactic" for Smokescreen. Smokey: >:( thenightetc: Y'know, because the animation doesn't-- thenightetc: :) Knock Out: HAH! thenightetc: Was that a hah at my joke or a victorious hah? Knock Out: Your joke, but the latter, too. thenightetc: :) Thebes: At last, he can die as he's lived thenightetc: Surrounded by pumpkins. Smokey: No Smokey: No no no thenightetc: Yes! thenightetc: Hey. Hey, see if you can move one of the pumpkins on top of him! thenightetc: Surely you can place things on beds, right? Knock Out: Will that do you? thenightetc: HA Smokey: NO. Smokey: KNOCK OUT. YOU ARE GONNA REGRET THIS thenightetc: ...What if you put the pumpkin on someoen else's head and had them, y'know......... Knock Out: They need to consumate their glorious love before the house goes up in a blaze. thenightetc: Yes. Smokey: :( thenightetc: Love the piles of rotting... laundry? Realkly gives it a special ambiance. Knock Out: Doesn't it though? thenightetc: Awww, where'd the pumpkin go Knock Out: Again, the game hates fun. thenightetc: So what's the "wicked" interaction for the dj table? Smokey: e Smokey: eh Smokey: i looked away what am I DOING Smokey: who Smokey: why Smokey: woojit thenightetc: You're doing Starscream Smokey: WOOJIT. thenightetc: ...I mean, obviously thenightetc: Huh. Knock Out: Soundwave can have the honor of lighting the fire and ending this madness. thenightetc: Look at them; they're having fun. Smokey: i cant believe you woojit why me and starscream WHY he's a creep why are we going at it Knock Out: He was impressed by your pumpkin display. Smokey: ... Doesn't that mean he's a pumpkin fragger too? Smokey: Or a wannabe? Smokey: ... man we're really going at it thenightetc: Would that make you a pumpkin? Smokey: I guess that's better than the alternative but thenightetc: Well, if there were a WAY to dress Starscream up in a delightful pumpkin costume during this, I'm sure we'd be doing that thenightetc: But we can't have everything, apparently. Smokey: I didn't see it was at 3 times the speed Smokey: I just thought woojit was REALLY fast Smokey: :( Smokey: WOOJIT Smokey: WHY thenightetc: Yesssss. Smokey: NO Smokey: NO NO N O NO NO NONONONONONO NO NO Thebes: The mansion belongs to the flames now Knock Out: We all died the way we lived. thenightetc: CAN you die while doing those animations? Knock Out: ...Apparently not! thenightetc: Ha! Smokey: we're immortal! Thebes: only until you stop thenightetc: DEATH thenightetc: WE HAVE DEATH Smokey: WHERE AM I Smokey: AM I ALIVE STILL thenightetc: THREE deaths! Smokey: BARGAIN WITH DEATH FOR MY LIFE thenightetc: "Very tense" Smokey: FLIRT WITH DEATH Smokey: FRAG DEATH thenightetc: Aren't there two other sims somewhere on the lot? Knock Out: Probably. thenightetc: Why the superspeed? Knock Out: To see if it burns itself out. Knock Out: Or if the reaper moves. Smokey: can the reaper be naked? thenightetc: Ahhhhh thenightetc: So, eh.... who survived this? Knock Out: Starscream and Bumblebee, apparently? thenightetc: Huh. thenightetc: Smokescreen died covered in pumpkin pulp. Smokey: :( thenightetc: Sorry-- thenightetc: NAKED and covered in pumpkin pulp. Knock Out: He went out with his boots on, as the humans say. Knock Out: Doing what he loved. Knock Out: Which was pumpkins. Smokey: NO thenightetc: Yes. Smokey: i was fragging starscream thenightetc: And Starscream. Smokey: which isn't much better but Smokey: NO thenightetc: Starscream, who had been dressed up as a pumpkin shortly beforehand, in order to entice you. Knock Out: Rest in pumpkin. thenightetc: You should figure out which urn is Smokescreen's... Smokey: woojit you will Pay for these crimes thenightetc: And tip it into a pumpkin thenightetc: :) Smokey: knock owl thenightetc: Or I guess use moveobjects to cheat it into the same space Smokey: OOOH GHOSTS thenightetc: ...So, I guess with this mod, once a fire starts it never goes out ever and you can never save? thenightetc: ...Are those ghosts naked. Thebes: probably Knock Out: Yes. Smokey: clothes dont cme with you to the afterlife thenightetc: Sounds like an excuse to me. thenightetc: Can't believe all the furniture's still there and not little piles of ash. Smokey: we got super durable furniture Thebes: more durable than the tenants, in fact Knock Out: Well, they got most of the fire. Knock Out: "Almost" counts in fire, doesn't it? thenightetc: I'm pretty sure it does. Smokey: woojit you are the worst at this Knock Out: Well, it looks like that's a wrap for tonight. thenightetc: The best, surely. Smokey: :( Smokey: Night night Woojit Knock Out: Thank you all very, very much for coming! Smokey: I've got revenge planned for the pumpkins Knock Out: That's fair enough. thenightetc: Thank YOU for hosting this! And entertaining us all with the pumpkins and so forth. Smokey: And also I'm definitely taking your pens because of the Starscream thing Thebes: And the many, MANY things we witnessed Smokescreen do Knock Out: Also fair! thenightetc: We're awful, but it's funny. thenightetc: Goodnight! Thebes: good night!

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why does the Tumblr app refuse to show my messages they are the worst

2. First game you played?

First game I played was Crash Bandicoot: Warped

4. Longest consecutive hours you’ve played a game?

probably when I first got Skyrim for 9 hours

5. Game with the best soundtrack?

yes this is an odd question but fuck it is important. Final Fantasy XII don’t tell Nobuo Uematsu I said that

6. An underrated game from within the last few years?

Shadow of Mordor I think. maybe because I love Lord of the Rings with all my heart, and when there’s extension on the lore and it gets turned into a sprawling video game I’m just so happy. people I watched play it loved it but I heard it wasn’t well-received.

8. The game with the best atmosphere/scenery?

so many!!! The Witcher 3 is so beautiful to look at *heart eye emoji*

10. Prefer PC or console?

team console all the way.

12. Most bizarre game you’ve ever played?

HuniePop; an explicit dating sim because I can. it’s just…. weird.

14. Do you watch playthroughs online?

yup! gotta make sure it’s worth the $60

16. The best year in gaming you’ve experienced?

2012 because that’s the only time I got to play games OTL

18. Worst game you’ve played?

Pokémon Moon, believe it or not

20. Favorite publisher and/or developer?

Bethesda!!!! land of glitches and infinite cabbages!!!

22. If you could turn one game into movie, which would it be?

AHHHHHH!!!! OMG ALL OF THEM???? the ones that I liked. honestly because Assassin’s Creed did so poorly (for damned good reason) I think video games should be turned into TV miniseries, so that nothing is left out. I liked Far Cry 4, but I wished it gave us time to delve into Ajay’s character and feelings. like his backstory is really interesting and heart-breaking, and it floors me that Ubisoft didn’t bother to give us more to learn about. I want more miniseries, not movies. butttttt if we were to get a movie from a game, then Stardew Valley. impress me.

24. Ever cried because of a video game? Which one(s)?

there are lots of sad moments in the games I play but not enough to make me cry, but it’s a combination of the background music and the atmosphere that just floors me so much I tear up. Final Fantasy X and X-2′s Macalania Forest scenery and music made me emotional, like the game’s pathos got to me. same with FFXV’s Fociaugh Hollow, Far Cry 4′s Bhadra’s Suite playing while Ajay takes in the foreign lands of Kyrat, Witcher 3 where Geralt returns to the land of Touissant…it’s the little things. great music and scenery put together is all the emotion I need.

26. How often do you play online? Co-op?

I never do. that requires interaction. I don’t want that. I get too immersed in gaming and I don’t want to explain or talk to people when I play. too distracting. you talk over the music I get infuriated.

28. Who got YOU into gaming?

my dad playing Tomb Raider and me getting interested in playing.

30. On average, how long does it take you in the character creation screen?

10 minutes maybe

32. Do you cosplay?

I want to.

34. Favorite male npc?

can I say Ignis?? it’s Ignis.

36. Best antagonist?

Radovid V the Stern keeps coming up so I’m gonna say him

38. Have you tried a game, hated it, then tried again, and loved it?

Final Fantasy XV I didn’t warm up to, but I gave it the old college try again and it’s great.haven’t beat it yet because I don’t have time. Fallout 4 I didn’t care for so much either but I got into again

40. Favorite voice actor?

Crispin Freeman even though I don’t own a game with him in it >.

42. A game you will never forget (in a bad OR good way)?

Pokémon Red, my first handheld game. it spawned into this 17 year dedication to the game. I have to own every game, I just have to.

44. Do graphics matter?

for my aesthetic since I get lost in playing and I constantly imagine myself in the lands as a swordsman, then yeah, they do matter

46. Always, sometimes, or never use subtitles?

I use subtitles because I play games that go into different languages and there’s tons of names to memorize so

48. A game you’ve always wanted to play but have never gotten to it?

Shadows of Mordor and Dragon Age: Inquisition

50. How many games to do you own?

10 maybe? not many. console games 10, but the Pokémon games? maybe 20.

52. A game you will always stand behind, and support no matter what?

FINAL FANTASY XII IS THE BEST OUT OF THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE SHUT YOUR FACE YOU DON’T KNOW HAPPINESS IT IS THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO ME

54. A sequel you really want?

The Witcher 4, but that’s not gonna happen. the Witcher series is finished TT_TT

56. Do you tell people irl that you play video games?

yeah if they judge me that’s their fault

58. Ever have someone walk in on a sex scene between you and you LI?

the sex scenes with Yennefer? yeah. ah well. I’m old enough to play the game so the other party just stared and then went on with their day.

60. The game you are best at?

Pokémon bahahahahahhaha

62. Would you want to work with video games when you are older?

it was a dream of mine, once. but I’m not smart, nor talented, nor driven to do anything of the sort so

64. Describe your favorite video game using only three words?

no I cannae.

66. Game with the yummiest looking food?

Final Fantasy XV

68. An older game that you’ve just recently gotten into?

there’s none at the moment

70. Do you play any mobile games?

I played Fallout Shelter

72. Have any guilty pleasure games?

HunieCam? it’s fun to watch

74. Which game has the best lore?

Skyrim

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Aimbot World Of Warships

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