#ah yes the play about british women in britain

[nettlestonenell]

Armie Hammer wants a sequel to The Man From U.N.C.L.E.—shouldn’t you?

This post is a long time in coming, Gentle Readers and @jammeke​, but now, though it might be here, before your very eyes, to think it will be well-laid out would be a mistake. It’s set to be just about as messy as Ilya’s misplaced loyalties and murky motivations.

How dare!

I probably first watched this film well over a year ago (courtesy @jammeke​ posting things about it). I used Sling OnDemand (I think on TNT). In the ensuing viewings I also watched it in that way, but as I was sitting down for a fourth(?) viewing, it kept coming to me that I was tired of watching it with commercials I couldn’t skip, and I had a sneaking suspicion that it had been edited for time and I was missing out on scenes. [pointless aside: I was also watching the film in chunks, and never as a whole]

Where is she now? What’s the time stamp? How far along did she get? Are you shagging the hotel hostess yet?

So, I, uh, set out to buy it on DVD—without any luck! In the sense that copies I could find cost more (w/ shipping) than buying it to stream. So, I bought it to stream on Amazon. Do I regret my choice, Gentle Readers? No, no I don’t. I do regret burden of knowledge in learning that TNT was already playing the entirety of the film. That was a hard pill to swallow.

Nope, I’ve looked. That’s absolutely everything. Nothing additional lurking around here...

So here it is, as it is, @jammeke, “My Notes on The Man from U.N.C.L.E.”

Look, I don’t know what this film is. I probably can’t fully articulate its appeal. Or maybe I can--certainly after transcribing four page I’ve tried. Number One thing to know about me and fiction/films is that a top draw for me is seeing something out of the ordinary, such as beautiful locations, a historical era, delicious costumes. There are times, frankly, this can trump weak story and undefined character for me. (The best films, of course, combine all three) Certainly, The Man... delivers in the delight of the eyes. Additionally, I must confess that growing up as a person older than @reblogginhood​ but younger than Miss Fisher, so much of what was on TV was essentially reruns of this film’s iconic Look(tm). So, when I see women dressed like Gaby I am just another three-to-seven-year-old overcome with the drop dead glamour of it all.

Darling, tell me how you really feel...

Some questions I have:

·         IS Armie Hammer a hulk of a man? Everyone in this film seems to think so, yet he always tracks to me as trim (rather than hulking)

·         Why translate via captions some Russian speaking, but not all?

·         IS Napoleon’s backstory directly cribbed from USA’s White Collar?

·         DOES Gaby have a German accent?

·         Does Ilya get preternaturally attached to all the people he’s ordered to look after? Also, what is his bonding rate with kittens?

Sorry, wrong iteration. 

 ·         If Lady Villain knows the lens is wrong—if her technical understanding is that in-depth--does she really need Gaby’s dad to make the bomb?

·         How old was Gaby during the war?

·         What happens when Ilya gets a NEW puppy assigned to him? (please let this be addressed in film #2)

Hooray for:

·         That bathroom fight! *all the Burn Notice feels!

·         Gaby is her own lady, and chooses sides as necessary—not always unilateral in her support for either male character. Case in point: she sides with Ilya over the clothes, and Napoleon over the incident of the wallet.

·         That delicious (speaking as Rusty, here) Ocean’s 11-stylized action. It’s pretty, so I’m not bored with it. Sometimes a sandwiched montage gets shown, so I’m REALLY not bored. I’ve got 18 tiny moving boxes of things to look at!

·         Pinkie rings. There, you’ve told me everything I need to know about that character.

·         Solo in a beret. English has not yet found a word for the feeling it evoked in this viewer. Somewhere between ‘precious’ and ‘oh, no’.

See, there? Now you’ve felt it too.

·         Goggles! All the accessories! Dune Buggies! (I mean, that’s what I’m calling Napoleon’s chase-scene ride)

Things I adore:

·         It seems (after some research) that more than a few folks view Gaby as a third wheel, and though she’s not exactly a Princess Leia commandeering her own rescue and exuding competence and a deserved take-charge-attitude at every corner, she IS a foci for both male characters (though romantically it would seem only for one), just as Ilya is a foci for both her and Napoleon [no one seems to worry about Napoleon, though they should--film #2, anyone?]

·         Mechanic Gaby not needing a beauty makeover, or being dragged into one. She gets some nice clothes, but it’s never suggested that she’s not attractive or acceptable before putting them on, and I respect, nay, embrace it.

Oh, my heart. She’s still not as tall as them!

·         Ilya, drab pigeon Ilya, knowing fashion

·         Oh man, don’t even get me started on the power of the statement, “it doesn’t have to match”

·         You knew it was coming on this sublist: the wrestle-fight. I mean, c’mon. Poor little Gaby, locked behind the Iron Curtain, living a life of always being watched. She’s in the swankest hotel (I mean, Napoleon chose it, so we can be sure it’s swank with an E). She’s trying to celebrate her freedom, her liberation. She’s playing verboten music, she’s drinking to excess. Girl wants—and deserves—a party. And Ilya is…not built for that (that he knows of). For some fun, just imagine if she had been given Napoleon to room with instead.

                            o   I will say that this scene, and some of their other interactions have what I would call early (non-sibling) Luke and Leia energy. Ilya seems to have moments of being struck by Gaby in a way Luke is struck by Leia in the early part of the trilogy. When Leia takes charge, and Luke accepts it. When Leia does something incredible, and Luke is left open-mouthed. *no, I don’t see OT Star Wars in everything. Shut up.

·         “He fixed the glitch.”

·         Again, shout-out to the non-action action.

·         “I left my jacket in there.”

·         The whole race to rescue Gaby I am in love with beyond words. [I have noted it as “Crazy Jeep Drive with Warhead!”] Probably b/c it comes across as totally egalitarian. Both men want her rescued. They’re no longer in competition. It’s just as important to Napoleon as it is to Ilya to catch up to her. Also, it is bonkers, like some sort of X-games version of a commercial for the vehicles they’re driving. And screaming Willie Scott does not make an appearance.

         Someone says “winkle” out.

·         Look! Another note about the screen divisions and how I love it, shout-outs to the original Steve McQueen The Thomas Crown Affair (a contemporary of when this movie is meant to be set), and TV’s 24.

Things that get a great, big NOPE:

·         Jerrod Harris: you’ve been in so much streamable content in the last decade I can’t hate you, but frankly, you’re terrible here—unless you’re supposed to be giving a mannered, not-campy-enough-to-be-enjoyable performance here. Your American English puts me in the mind of Alex Hawaii 5-0′Loughlin where it feels you’re concentrating so hard on your accent that you fail to convince anyone that you’re a harried, over-worked and exasperated spy handler. Your performance is at odds with every bit of dialogue you’re given to say.

·         That awful, mishandled title that doesn’t even connect to the film until the final moments (a sequel set-up, for sure)

·         Look, you don’t introduce Hugh Grant casually mid-way through your film in a throwaway appearance. I mean, he’s HUGH GRANT we all know something’s up now.

·         This is not exactly a great big NOPE, b/c I love a flat cap, Tommy Shelby—but I feel like a less tall man with a far rounder face in a flat cap would track more as Russian to me that AH does. To me, he just looks like he’s about to go golfing.

Over par? Unacceptable!

·         Is Victoria a British-accented Italian? A British woman who married—what? Gaby’s uncle isn’t Italian!? An Italian who went to school in Britain? My head hurts. Also, is her hair meant to be unconvincingly bleached?

Other commentary:

·         Napoleon’s adult ne’er-do-well backstory is so far from being emotionally equivalent to Ilya’s childhood trauma [and his enslavement to the USSR] it seems bestial when he calls it out on multiple occasions. Badly done, Solo.

·         Gaby is the film’s key (sorry, Buffy fans). Everyone is connected to her. Yes, she could have been given a bit more on the character front, but I don’t see her as as much of a flaw in the film as some others/reviewers seem to.

·         Look, essentially (and not very nuanced-ly), Ilya is a stalker. I think the film goes a certain distance in establishing that his early behavior toward Gaby is not normal, but concurrently it does not truly call him out on it. He’s essentially viewed as an odd-duck, sure, but not a true threat to her (should she not reciprocate or tolerate his intensity toward her). I think I might be able to cite his behavior when Gaby comes on to him (that he doesn’t jump at a chance with her) that maybe he’s given a little more nuance than a straight-on stalker, and it helps that he and Napoleon never get into a pissing match over Gaby’s person, only over her new clothes. But overall the film has to walk a fine line (and the jury is still out on how successful it is, I’d say) between playing Ilya’s laser-like attention to Gaby for its humor, and calling it out for the unsettling, threatening behavior it is.

·         Honestly, it wasn’t until I engaged the Closed Captioning that I understood Napoleon was calling Ilya the ‘Red Peril’. So, that was nearly three viewings in.

·         I give the screen credits A+, on both ends. Not to mention the end credits are actually INTERESTING with lots to see and learn! (Certainly we learn more about HG in them than we do at any time during the film)

Things I would have liked:

·         More of fish-out-of-the-Iron-Curtain Gaby moments

·         A better dichotomy shown of East vs. West Berlin/Germany. There’s nothing easy either visually or otherwise to distinguish the two.

·         HC being given a more specific American accent (from an actual locality). This, for an American viewer, works better than the flat, unlocated American accent many a British actor will bust out. *Mind you, HC does a generally good job, but he fails utterly on both “Immediate” which he pronounces at least twice as “immeedeejt” [rather than imm-E-deeot] and “Nazi” as “NAHT-zee” [rather than “NOT-zee”]. And let’s not get started on that late in the film use of ‘earnt’, a word that—well, it’s just not in the American English twentieth century lexicon.

·         C’mon. You gotta tease the Hugh Grant more.

·         Solo is a blank before the war. I’ve read thoughts on the film calling out Gaby as the blank character, but they’re wrong. Solo is the blank. He’s the ‘made’ man, his identity seemingly assembled during the war and after. For example, he doesn’t go into the war a thief, nor (it would seem) a particularly educated or urbane individual. Now THAT’s a juicy backstory I’d love to learn about, perhaps in film #2--or #3? What creates a Napoleon Solo? What would he be doing if he weren’t on the government’s leash/incarcerated? Is anyone left caring about him back wherever he calls home? I mean, who doesn’t love a gender-flipped 60s-era Holly Golightly backstory? [And yes, I would love there to be an ex-wife or even a current wife mixed up in his origins as well—Guy Ritchie, call me!]

Notes I have that I’m not sure if they still make sense to me:

·         Only mom calls me Napoleon (do he say it ‘mum’?) Is he a secret Canadian?

·         Solo’s torture, 1st view recall Napoleon’s childhood? *I think this means that after watching the first time I somehow erroneously believed that during the torture Napoleon’s childhood was a topic gone over. This was wrong. HOWEVER, this would have made far more story-sense than the backstory we’re given on an easily disposeable villain.

·         “Even the average Russian agent. You’re special.” ?

·         Uncle is Baddie (*so glad I made this note to myself)

·         Ilya’s dad IS an embarrassment. I’m not sure what genius commentary I had in my mind, here. Perhaps that Ilya himself is embarrassed of him? Not just Ilya’s handler’s? [Also, aside: Napoleon totally slut-shames Ilya’s mom, which is the doublest of double standards from ‘I got myself the biggest and most ornate suite b/c I-wanted-plenty-of-space-for-my-random-seductions’ and I really wish Ilya had thrown that back in his face] *yes, of course I know that Ilya and Napoleon would not likely equate a wife/mother’s sexual exploits with that of Solo’s, but let’s be honest, this film tweaks the nose of (I won’t say reverses, it doesn’t go that far) plenty of tropes and gender expectations, and this certainly seems like a missed opportunity to call Solo on the carpet (which I hope film #2 does far more)

Things I wrote down so long ago I don’t recall what they mean:

·         CC-save

In conclusion:

What does film #2 look like? What title does it get? Will the Peter/Neil White Collar dynamic continue to grow? *note that I have no confidence a second film will ever come to pass...

In the end, all I know is, “It didn't help when American Tom Cruise, who was slated to play U.S. spy Napoleon Solo, dropped out, prompting the casting of Cavill (who had previously read for the Russian role).“ I would not have watched that film.

#tmfu #tmfu 2015 #ilya kuryakin #napoleon solo #gaby teller #henry cavill #armie hammer #alicia vikander #the man from uncle 2015 #the man from u.n.c.l.e. #the man from uncle #i don't know what this film's tags are meant to be to keep it from popping up in the TV series searches Sorry

[toongrrl-blog]

Bridget Jones: In Company with Beckys and Karens

We can start with unpacking your luggage Bridget, you are gonna need the help but pull your weight into it. 

Hi Bridget, looking good as always. Long time, huh? I guess it has been awkward after I have given your husband Mark a beat down and sent roses to his first ex-wife and your ex supervisor Perpetua. I think it’s time we talk. I understand life hasn’t been easy for you: your mother is nutty and a misogynistic racist, your father is friends with pervs and found it astounding you had a real boyfriend (Colin Jones won’t escape my ire), your friends are trash frankly especially the smug marrieds, you are insecure over a body that actually isn’t really a outlier to the dominant white patriarchal standard of cis female beauty (by the way, have you heard butt implants exist now?), your jerk husband is very negging and in the original novel he “compliments” you by pulling “Not like other girls” on you and all your other boyfriends see you as a piece of ass and don’t respect you, your uncle gropes your ass for how long and his wife pesters you about your body and past singleness. 

But let’s be real Bridget: those wilderness years where you feared becoming a sad spinster were endured in a spacious apartment where your bedroom was separate from the kitchen AND the living room without a roommate (hope I get this lucky), you haven’t wanted for nothing growing up in a affluent and safe town in a single-income family (your dad was also a accountant), you were given blonde hair and blue eyes (traits that have been considered desirable for multiple millenniums), your body was always curvier than you’d like but you had no problem finding a lot of clothes in your size and didn’t have a doctor fat shame you (now smoking and drinking...), I learned from Jameela Jamil that actually Britain of your teens and twenties was a racist time, you got to go to college (granted it was in the University of Wales, which wasn’t “prestigious” enough for Daniel Cleaver) and you got a stable office job at a publishing company that you often fudged (most WOC can’t fuck up like you and thrive in this culture), and you never been in most situations where you didn’t have to look in the media or in the room and find yourself out of place. 

Well now it’s 2020, have you heard of Black Lives Matter? This shitstorm of a year has been forcing us to confront issues regarding the patriarchy, capitalism, white supremacy, putting people of privilege to question their own involvement in prejudice, and a highly militarized law enforcement. Has Mark spoke of this to you? I haven’t heard a peep from you and Helen Fielding. I must say, I was glad not to hear either you or Helen say anything transphobic (fuck off JK Rowling). I think you heard of these memes going around called “the Karen” and “the Becky”, you must be wondering what the difference between the two are and was at a loss to counsel your smug married friends or your racist ass mother crying over being called Karens. Here is the trouble, I think you are likely a Becky and have the potential to turn into a Karen, after all you dream of weaponizing your mother’s embarrassing casual racism and thin privilege against Perpetua and Mark Darcy, and you dabbled in the White Savior trope for a hot minute in Thailand (oh and playing an idealized Ivanka Trump to your mother in the 3rd film?). Also let’s face it, you are compared to every confident, capable woman in your universe (surprise they are all bitches) or the non-Anglo British or non-British conquests of Daniel or Mark’s ex wife. 

Let’s talk about the traits of a Karen and Becky and how they are related, Bridget.

Karen

Ah the Karen, or as Tv Tropes called her the “Obnoxious Entitled Housewife”. 

Here is a bullet point of traits the Karen possesses according to The Take:

She’s an entitled, middle-aged, upper or middle class, often White woman.

She mistreats those “beneath her” like wait staff and customer service, classism at it’s most in-your-face and irritating.

She follows the rules, except the part about expired coupons.

She sticks to the hierarchy, using it to prop herself up. 

Often passive-aggressive and judgmental.

She puts up the image of the perfect fragile woman, even if she instigated a crime.

Narcissistic behavior. 

She considers herself the policewoman of human behavior.

She often lacks a understanding of different races and classes.

She projects her own misery on those who cannot fight back against her.

She is often a Know Nothing Know It All.

This probably hits home Bridget, they describe your mother, Auntie Una, and smug married friends. When you look at the news from my country, you tell yourself every time they wonder about your marital status or when you will have children, you are likely keeping them from calling the police on a black kid selling cups of water. But Karen is merely the more outwardly mature version of a trope you definitely fit and her name is....

Becky

Hey Bridget, your hair may not be as shiny as you like but according to a White Supremacist structure, you have “good hair”. You dealt with your literal Beckys Bridget (hi book version Rebecca Gillies), but what “Becky” refers to is to a often ditzy, somewhat entitled, young, white woman who lacks real racial understanding. It refers to how our society props up an image of idealized white femininity, sometimes it bleeds into women not considered “ideal” themselves. 

By the way, the redhead featured is Joan Holloway. She isn’t ditzy like a Becky but her Queen Bee behaviors, her reliance on her pretty privilege, lack of racial understanding, and her adherence to femininity and social climbing make her a modern-day Becky Sharp (also an earlier Becky). 

Remember when you contemplated introducing Mark as “a middle-aged prick who was lefty by his cruel raced ex-wife”? Wasn’t that kind of racist of your Bridget? Not so different from your mother? Here are a few traits:

Becky can be oblivious to her surroundings (and the feelings of others less advantaged than she).

She usually gets away with trouble due to her idealized Anglo looks.

Willfully naïve.

Conventionally feminine.

Often spoiled. 

She and her interests are basic and mainstream (sounds like milk tray, Colin Firth binge fests, shopping, numerous garden parties).

She is often cushioned against disappointment (in the 3rd film we were all supposed to be on your side while your bitchy boss fired you for very good reasons).

Unaware of other’s needs because she is so used to things going her way.

Her ignorance can be just as frustrating and harmful as a Karen’s maliciousness.

Becky is given real growth in fiction, to learn to be better. 

The thing is Bridget....where is your character development? It seems you hardly achieve much confidence, intellect, or maturity. In the 3rd film, I was shocked you were in your forties, I thought I was looking at a overgrown teenager. Perhaps you are a victim of Flanderization?

Karen and Becky

Now we look at how bad things could get if you don’t check your privilege soon enough Bridget, yes a lot of Beckys run the risk of becoming Karens. This is Mother-Daughter pair, Nancy (daughter) and Karen (Mother) Wheeler, I put them because of the connection but they don’t fit the stereotype (despite one of them having the name) but they are privileged white women talking about their shared experiences with misogyny. And most Beckys and Karens had to deal with misogyny, both outside and internalized, the issue being they don’t see how other people had to suffer due to prejudice.

Now Bridget, with your mother, you are a Becky while she was always a Karen. That is you are ignorant about your white privilege while your mother runs on casual racism, ignorance, and Tory politics. Ask her or Mark about the race riots, ask her  and Mark about Enoch Powell. And yes Julie Bindel, a fellow compatriot of yours, complained about the Karen label but honestly it’s scary about how some of your peers chortled over racist jokes or your mother’s antics but get up in arms when people of color in service jobs call ya’ll out. But there are some Karen traits you show already, you will weaponize your place in the pecking order to beat down on another woman, like with Perpetua and Mark’s first ex-wife. 

What does this say about you?

I will be the first to admit, I would’ve jumped up and cheered if I woke up in your body. You are conventionally prettier, but lately I recognized my own points and one of them is flair and the ability to read folks. Believe it or not Bridget, you are seen as a role model and a relatable figure to folks (and your last film ran on Millennial bashing, hating on younger women is not a good look). Maybe these Zoomer teens were on to something? Bridge, they will save us, we need to do the work. 

Now maybe you can take a cue from Dr. Rawlings on how to support and critique women Bridget? In the meantime, I think if I run into you, I’ll run if I see your mother. 

Not all is lost, I see you are a reader, maybe put down the self-help books and do some self-improvement by learning how to be a better white ally. I would like to read Hood Feminism (Mikki Kendall is a delight on Twitter). Meanwhile, if you do release a 4th movie in the future: don’t release it during a U.S. election year (I have had enough right wing presidents to last my teens and twenties).  

#Bridget Jones #Bridget Jones's Diary #Karens #Karen #Becky #Beckys #white women #White Privilege #racist patriarchy #Casual Racism #Women in Media #character analysis #your fave is problematic #character intervention

[paulmay42]

The Brexit Years

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In the UK, we have a new government. Most of you will know this. The rest of you will already be bored with this blog and will have moved on to another which has less words and more funny memes, or gifs, or maybe just photos of cats.

So, for those that are still reading, we have a new government, and of course, it is keen to sell itself in the best possible way to the Great British Public.

The Rt Hon Boris Johnson MP came into the bar, here in the basement of Number Ten Downing Street, with a friend. “This,” announced Boris, waving a hand, “is the famous White Horse bar. Legendary, in fact.”

“Interesting,” said his friend.

There was a table of interns towards the rear of the bar who looked up as Boris entered. They all squeaked in fear. Several of them glanced at their phones, and then turned them off. A couple of them put their phones away. One of them pushed his phone into his beer glass.

Boris introduced me to his friend, whose name was Tarquin, and who ran a public relations company. Tarquin was very thin; he wore rimless glasses and he was dressed in various shades of grey. I got the impression of a thin and sober item of designer luggage. In grey.

Tarquin looked around. “I’m liking. Very ethnic.”

“This bar has been here for decades,” Boris told him.

Tarquin turned those rimless glasses on to Boris. “Photoshoot. You, holding a pint glass. Walnut. Man of the people. Tradition.”

“Can I get you any drinks, gentlemen?” I inquired.

“Soft lighting.” Tarquin turned his gaze to me. He had eyes like pop-studs on a cheap handbag. “Need an ethnic angle. You got any ethnicity?”

It’s not often I am at a loss for words. So, I wasn’t. “Yes,” I said. “My dad was from Sidcup.”

Tarquin did not move.

Boris said, “Absolutely, Tarquin, yes. Splendid. In the meantime...” Boris asked me for a pint of Old Muncher and then asked Tarquin what he would like. Tarquin’s gaze had not left me. “You have water?”

“Yes.”

“Volcanic. Not fizzy.”

“Mountainous,” I countered. “And fizzy. But…”

Tarquin, and Boris, waited.

“Ethnic. Scottish.”

Boris beamed.

Tarquin relaxed just enough to put a wrinkle in his grey jacket.

Tarquin’s company, Boris explained, was going to create a PR campaign for the new government. “Tarquin, and his people, have some amazing ideas to help us get our message across,” Boris told me.

Tarquin took his water without looking at it. “Britain today,” he said. He had a slightly nasal tone, as if he had something lodged up there but was too polite, or uncaring, to shift it. “Aspirational. Young people dancing. Surfing. I see skate boards.”

“What about older people?” I asked.

“Good point,” Boris said. “We- “

“Young people updating Facebook. In touch. Clubbing. Business people, designer clothes, coffee. Powerpoint.”

“Young business people?” I asked.

Tarquin nodded slowly. “Business people. Young, with beards. Active. Designer suits. Young women. Designer suits. Ethnic. Work hard, play hard.”

Tarquin’s voice, Tarquin’s dead-eyed gaze, Tarquin’s grey suit, all of it got on my tits and quite suddenly, I’d had enough. “You’re basically describing the average iPhone advert.”

Tarquin blinked. He turned to Boris. “You got an iPhone? If not, get one. Big one, expensive. Gold. I see you in the office, on your iPhone. Maybe clubbing. Can you surf?”

There was a moment while Boris wrestled with several conflicting instincts.

“Perhaps you should talk to some of the interns?” I pointed to that table.

Tarquin turned to look. “What is that squeaking noise?”

“Nothing. Maybe some of them could appear in your campaign?”

“Can they surf?”

“Dunno. Ask them?”

Tarquin, nodding to himself, went across the bar to the interns.

I looked at Boris. “He’s an idiot. I hope you’re not paying him too much.”

“Ah, yes. Fair point. Actually, we haven’t paid him anything as yet and, um, have to say I am wondering if perhaps, possibly, we should get a second opinion.”

“Do you actually have an iPhone?”

“Good question. Not really sure, my PA arranged it and the security people gave it to me and, to be honest Monty, I don’t give a toss either way.” He glanced over his shoulder. “Unlike Tarquin.”

“He seems to be getting on well with the interns.”

Tarquin was lecturing them with his monotone stare, voice and suit. They gazed back like startled rabbits.

“Why is surfing so important?” Boris wondered.

“It’s not,” I said.

Which pretty much sums up iPhones, publicity, PR companies, and every Tarquin wherever they may be in the world.

#Boris Johnson #public relations #politics #paulmay42 #writeblr #satire #comedy #funny writing #original writing #iphone #surfing #skate board

[marignytotreme]

SPOT ON!

Sometimes when I look around the internet, in all it’s glory, I realise just how fucking deluded people are – especially where Meghan Markle is concerned.

A number of us dislike her, a few really don’t care either way and the rest live with their heads up her arse. For those living with their heads up her backside, I’ve noticed that a lot of what you say about Meghan online is, quite frankly, total bullshit and sometimes so utterly absurd, I wonder if most of you are simply on day release.

So below, I have tackled the most common misconceptions head-on; because we all know I don’t enjoy anything more than putting Sussex fans in their place.  

She’s a style icon

I don’t know anybody on this Earth who has access to so much money and the best stylists you can buy, but still appears to have gotten dressed in the dark most of the time. Yes, she has worn one or two nice pieces; but by and large, she looks like a cheap knock-off of Victoria Beckham and I don’t think that image exactly screams “royalty”.

Until I take my last breath on this earth, I will forever be baffled by how Meghan Markle has gotten it so spectacularly wrong in the style stakes. Some people do seem to like the way she dresses; they see her “style” (if you can call it that) as “fresh” and “modern” – but quite frankly, I prefer Kate’s dress coats and hats, which some have labelled “boring”. I don’t agree at all.

Yes, Kate is the future Queen and therefore has played it slightly safer with fashion; but I do really like her clothing which is usually a perfect mix of the traditional and modern. She looks like a ROYAL. And yes Meghan, those long trousers that sweep the floor as you walk may have looked nice on Vicky B, but she is the wife of a footballer – not a member of the royal family. Believe it or not, there is a difference.

She’s a humanitarian

This one always makes me laugh.

Show of hands please; how many of you know genuine “humanitarians” who visit the impoverished in a coat worth £7,000? I thought humanitarians were meant to have common sense?

Meghan, dear; walking down the road in Kensington with an “alleviate poverty” bag doesn’t make you a charitable person or a humanitarian – it just makes you a hypocrite. Instead of spending thousands of pounds on ugly clothing that you’ll only wear once anyway, why don’t you put your money where your mouth is and donate to your chosen charities? Yes, instead of getting your fans to donate to them on your behalf under the guise of a “Global Sussex baby shower”.

And just another tip for the future; humanitarians don’t preach about climate change off the back of a million-pound trip on a private jet to New York for a party. They don’t wear £99k maternity dresses in Morocco. They don’t spend millions of pounds of the taxpayers’ money to renovate one of their many homes. And they certainly don’t visit those living in poverty dressed from head to toe in Givenchy.

She was already famous and rich in her own right and didn’t need Harry’s money

Right – we’ve been through this. How rich do you really think she was before the ring went on? I mean, seriously? Suits was a lowly cable show and she is not an A-lister. And given her knack of merching at every available opportunity, I’m guessing the woman looks for every possible chance to make money. That doesn’t scream “well off” to me.

Meghan has only really ever gone after men who have a lot of money or means to open doors for her toward new opportunities and a better life, and then drops them when they can no longer do anything for her. This is not the behaviour of an independent feminist who is able to achieve things on her own – this is the behaviour of a gold digger.

So sure – Meg had money; from her divorce settlement with Trevor, from her rumoured days as a yacht girl and Soho House regular and from all the merching she did and does for Jessica Mulroney. But was it millions and millions? Clearly not or she wouldn’t have had to marry a Prince.

She’s proud to represent Britain

In two (very British) words: my arse.

In the year and a half since Harry and Meghan became engaged, I have yet to see her wear any British designers or champion much that is British at all. In fact, I’m pretty sure she goes out of her way to actively avoid wearing anything that is British.

There are even rumours that she has apparently hired an all-American medical team to deliver her brat because in Meghan’s expert opinion, our 70-year-old NHS service isn’t good enough to deliver the second coming of Markle and Wales. It was good enough for the future Queen Consort to deliver three children in an NHS Hospital, but no, not for old Meggy.

And when charity patronages for Meghan were announced back in January, it was revealed that she would be focusing on – you guessed it – everywhere but the UK. Africa, the Middle East, Antarctica… you name it – if it’s not Britain, Meghan’s happy to back it.

She is the best thing to hit the Royal Family

I think you’ll find that was Kate eight years ago.

(Happy Anniversary for tomorrow, Cambridges!)

Despite the adamant claims of her fans, so far, I have yet to see Meghan do anything groundbreaking. If you ask her little followers for proof of anything they’re all like:

Oh, and when they’re really stumped, they’ll come out with “yeah? Well Meghan’s only been married a year but Kate’s been on the scene for eight and hasn’t done anything at all.”

Right… Apart from being an ambassador for Britain on several overseas tours, starting the Heads Together charity (amongst others) and birthing a future King?

Meghan has so far, by my tally – cooked once or twice with a few Grenfell victims and gave a bunch of bananas to some prostitutes.

While I’m all for backing any disaster that happens on my doorstep (I live around the corner from where Grenfell stood), I will say this: the tower disaster has had more money thrown at it than you can shake a stick at and it was almost two years ago now – Meghan, it’s time to find something more current to support, not just backing the first “English” cause that you could get your hands on.

As for the bananas – don’t get me started. What bright spark thought it’d be a good idea to give phallic shaped fruit to a group of sex workers? And with messages like “you’re so loved ”… yeah, I’m sure 35-year-old Louise from Dagenham is feeling totally “loved” when she’s shivering at the side of the road waiting for possible clientele to drive by or blowing some guy for a fiver at the back of his Ford Mondeo. Get real, Meghan.

If I were one of those women, I’d tell Her Royal Highness exactly where she could put those bananas – and probably not for the first time either.

She doesn’t want the limelight

Yeah, like a cat doesn’t want the canary.

I have never seen a person so adept at sniffing out a camera from at least fifty miles away. The Cambridges could’ve used her in France seven years ago when Kate was papped taking her clothes off on their villa balcony – with Meghan about, no photographer goes undetected.

Bottom line: Meghan loves herself and she loves the cameras. The two combined thrill her to no end.

The best example of this would’ve been at the British Fashion Awards earlier this year – she was so unbelievably excited to have the spotlight on her where she could squeeze the life out of her bump in front of the UK press for all to see, I’m surprised she didn’t have an orgasm.

I’d put fifty quid on this whole “privacy” thing surrounding the baby’s birth being Harry’s idea and Meghan has just been forced to go along with it. Madam? Give up the spotlight when her mealticket arrives? Once again – my arse.

She could potentially be Queen one day

I know this one sounds totally mental, but please go with me on it – her fans are actually saying this sort of crap on Twitter. They actually believe, in their tiny deluded minds, that this woman could eventually wind up as Queen Consort one day.

And how exactly do you think this will happen?

Perhaps she’ll poison Kate with the contents of one of her diamonds, divorce Harry’s balding, ginger arse and William will marry her after realising the deceptive, social-climbing grifter actress was really “The One” after all? Ah, just like Romeo and Juliet.

For any Meghan fans reading this, please let me say this for the final time, as some of you do not appear to understand how the line of succession works – Meghan will never become Queen. Say it with me now…

No fewer than five people have to cark it in order for Harry to get anywhere near the throne, and no, he does NOT take over if William were to die suddenly while George is still young. In this instance, the throne would be powered by a team of advisors until George turned eighteen, and then he would be crowned officially. Harry and Meghan are unlikely to ever sniff the material the throne is made from, let alone sit on it – sorry Sussex Stans.

She’s here to stay

Incorrect again, I’m afraid.

Given the woman’s track record, it doesn’t appear she sticks around anywhere for very long and the second something better comes along, she’s off.

No, right now, I can’t imagine what could be higher than royalty – but I’m sure Meghan has a few ideas and is probably targeting her next victim as we speak.

What will it be, Meg? A billionaire without the life of restrictions and protocol? Or maybe you’ll run for President? Nah, even though you love the sound of your own voice, that seems like it would be too stressful for madam’s liking.

Whatever her next move is, I have no doubt she’ll be hitting the road in the next two to three years.

Once the novelty of having a title wears off, the royal purse strings are tightened by the Queen and the penny finally drops for Meghan that she’ll never really have her own brand and platform to project her oh-so-wonderful ideas from, she’ll be out of there – with half of Harry’s money and his kid(s) in tow.

Of course, the list of misconceptions about Meghan goes on and on; there is so much utter rubbish spewed on social media by her fans that I can only assume they’re either paid PR people, seriously deranged or Meghan herself. Honestly, you can’t write some of the stuff that comes up – or apparently you can. It’s a crazy world out there.

If you do think any of the above is incorrect, and you believe Meghan really is a stand-up (Non-UK) citizen, you can find me on Twitter to discuss it @CrownofSapphire – I’m always ready and willing to have an argument.

Have a good one, guys!

[happy-haunts]

The Redhead

WARNING THIS POST IS LONG.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

“Where These Legs Have Been”

I wouldn’t say I had the worst life growing up in the American Colonies but I also wouldn’t say I had the best life either. You see my mother and father still believed there was wealth in Britain, so they urged me to marry a wealthy merchant when I was of age, even though I had a younger sister (Scarlet) who was more than willing to marry a wealthy man. And you can imagine the shock they had when they found me tasting the lips of one of the girl’s whom parents often socialized with mother and father.

I didn’t hate the company of a man but I didn’t hate the company of a woman either, I understood that my parents saw this as some kind of sin - but how much could they count my actions as a sin when they were planning to have me wed to some wealthy British man? And to me that should count as a sin, forcing someone to do something they don’t want to … If I had it my way I would be the ultimate sinner, I would show my legs to anyone who wanted a peek, I would explore other countries, I would flaunt all of my fine silks, I would have an adventure.

As one could probably guess my eighteenth birthday arrived sooner rather than later and without hesitation my parents, sister, and I sailed to Britain, the smell of the salt water air was intoxicating on our voyage and if I had to choose a place to die well I would hope it would be on a boat in the water.

Once we docked in a boring port of Britain my parents had decided upon going to find somewhere to stay the night - my sister and I on the other hand went about trying to find something to do in this town. Which was when we found the Drunkin’ Boar - most of the men entering the bar were either the usual sloppy drunks or whole crews of sailors.

Scarlet was interested to have a go at some of the sailors while they were in a drunken stupor, she had such a tomboy nature about her - wanting to wrestle the boys at home all the time and urging father to teach her how to shoot a gun. And you would think that mother and father would scold her for being so bold, instead she was commended for her feminism - why shouldn’t a girl be able to out-wrestle a boy? A woman should be required to shoot a gun just like a man! Heaven forbid if I want to make-out all day and wear my dresses a little shorter.

But I’m getting carried away, we had decided to head into the bar and see if it was worth our time. Scarlet noticed a few men arm wrestling ,and decided to go see if she could get them all worked up over losing to a girl. I on the other hand wanted to see if I could work up a crowd in another way - so I walked over to the bar and held out my hand to the man on the stool beside it, he gawked at me and took my hand to help me up onto the end of the bar where I took my seat. Once I was seated at a higher level then more of the patrons were starting to spot me, the place was getting silent now as if these slobs had never seen a woman before in their lives! So I sat up straight and proud and said “You boys keep your mouths hanging open like that they’re sure to collect dust.” a couple guys chuckled while another handful shut their mouths and quickly wiped away any kind of drool.

“Hey Red, what brings you to this dump - a fine lady like yourself?” The man beside me asked.

“Well my sister and I just got into town and while my parents look for a place to stay for the night we decided to see what this place had to offer, while we were walking we got so thirsty and our legs were so sore …” I lifted my red cotton dress to expose my fine smooth legs, rubbing my muscles and giving a depressed sigh. “I don’t suppose any of you fine gentleman could help?”

It was a riot in seconds, as soon as they all started trying to throw their money at the bartender- one man stepped on another man who punched him and caused him to run into another man … Basically it was a whole mess. And while that mess was going on I decided to slip behind the bar and grab two bottles of rum and walk right outside where my sister was already standing, oddly enough? She introduced me to a gentleman whom she had won her arm wrestle against- the Captain of one of the British ships which were currently taking down any Spanish ship they came across due to the disagreements with … part of Spain at the moment.

“I see he bartender has taken a liking to you.” He commented and gestured his head towards my bottles.

“Ah- Yes! I have that effect on people sometimes.”

The Captain had looked back to the bar with a confused look on his face, then back to me. “Is everything alright in there? It sounds like a brawl.” ”Oh well, you know how men can be with the Devil’s poison in their system!” I turned away from the two of them and began to start for the main street, but my sister kept the conversation alive even when I was trying to let it die!

“You know Captain I’m sure my parents would love to meet you.”

“I’m not so sure I could impose on your family if you have all just gotten into port like this.”

“Oh no they wouldn’t mind at all, right Red?”

I shrugged in response.

“...Eh… Right.” Scarlet sighed and grabbed onto the Captain’s arm. “Lets call it my prize for winning at arm wrestling.”

“Well when you say it like that how can I say no?” He chuckled and that was that, we were taking some strange man home to our parents, like finding a purebred stray and asking mother and father if we could keep it.

My parents of course loved him, he was British blood and he was wealthy from plundering all those Spanish vessels. And if no one has guessed by now - yes he did ask me for my hand in marriage as arranged by my mother and father, but I made a deal with my fiancee that I knew would enrage my parents once they found out. I asked my fiancee to take me aboard his ship because I must first know him as a Captain before I can know him as a husband, and what do you know.. He agreed, that is as long as I would bring my sister along for … “safety reasons”.

After that most of the time we spent on the ship together was basically me being his trophy, he told me about how much he despised working under the crown since he had to always look a certain way or act a certain way because as the Captain of this ship which is sailing Britain’s flag then he is representing the people of Britain and her King. It sounded boring, after awhile looting the Spanish ships got boring as well … Because it was all about “the king” this and “the king” that.

Thankfully the dispute with Spain had ended and we could go back to port where my parents were waiting for us, but my fiancee had a better idea. He proposed that we forget the King, forget the navy, forget all of their rules and plunder other ships instead - we would wave a black flag and take what we wanted without anyone telling us how we could act or what ships we could touch.

I loved it.

They were fighting off British ships one day and the next they were in the Caribbean, we would take their food and their drink, take their gold and their pearls, and I would get to be more than just a trophy! I lounged in the crows nest with my skirts up to my knees, I strutted across the deck with my heels clicking on the floorboards, and my sister learned how to sword fight.

Yes, scarlet was still on board when the Captain decided to leave Britain but it wasn’t as if my sister was a total bore- she would join the crew and the Captain in fighting and plundering, and I never needed to worry about my sweet little fiancee because she was already talking his ear off and keeping him occupied.

Years went by and our days of piracy would start to grow repetitive, we had begun to ransack ports and towns to try and show some variety but in the end a pirate’s life was starting to not be for me. So maybe I was starting to want to settle down? Maybe to go back to something more permanent, but every time I considered this I laughed at myself - settle down? Me? Of course not!

But the Captain was considering something like this as well, he was getting old and fighting through ports was starting to tax him, but before he wanted to retire he wanted one last great theft. The theft of his crew.

He had confided in me about this and told me he would split the treasure with me so we could go off to an island and live forever surrounded by our gold. And while it wasn’t my ideal way to sped the rest of my life it surely was better than baring his children and cleaning his suits.

The plan was to raid a port and distract the crew with something while we loaded all their loot onto the ship and sailed away into the dead of night, I was prepared with a distraction already because I knew exactly what at least %90 of these men wanted and that was a woman.

So we had an auction, I talked to the women of the town and had them play along with me as the auction took place - none of them would be going home with the crew since I had their finest iron pans, rolling pins, and brooms tucked away under their dresses so they could cause a commotion after the auction and after the Captain loaded the ship so I could sneak onto the ship as well. You can be sure that I was flattered how the crew shouted “We wants the redhead!” as I exposed my superstructure so to speak.

Once the women began to fight back I started running back to the ship in my fine silk red dress, only to stop as I saw Scarlet standing by the row boat to the ship with the Captain.

“Are you coming with us?” I asked, but Scarlet didn’t say anything in response, she was clenching and un-clenching her hands like she was on edge. “What’s wrong? Has something happened?”

“Your sister and I are engaged.” The Captain spoke with his voice low, almost as if he was disappointed in himself.

“Alright… That’s fantastic but we can celebrate after we get along with the loot.”

“No, Red …” The Captain sighed, “We’re not getting along with the loot, your sister has confessed she has loved me since we met in the bar, and since we started fighting side by side she wishes to do this until she dies by the blade.”

“Fantastic then let me at least be off with my half of the loot.”

“No. Red. You know of the betrayal against the crew …”

“Yes but it’s not like I’ll tell, I’ll be on an island!” ”We can’t take that chance, harlot.” Scarlet spoke now, “You think you can just hypnotize man after man with your body and your words but how does it feel, how does it feel to have your prize taken from you?” I was almost sorry I didn’t have more of a reaction for her to feel proud that she might have broken me.

“Prize? He is hardly my prize, none of those drooling animals in this crew is my prize, none of the idiots we had stolen from were my prize, I was told if I had a prize it was a sin … So I apologize sister but I’ve never had the chance.”

“You SLUT!” she shrieked, she became even more enraged at my indifferent shrug and beat me unconscious.

The next thing I knew my head was covered by a sack and I heard whispers while we rocked in a boat.

“Why do we have to dump her here?” it was the Captain’s voice.

“Because she is still my sister and it is only right that we dump her at our hometown.”

“This has been an inconvenience to the whole crew to do this.”

“They’ll get over it, I can’t believe how many of them actually got choked up over hearing about her death! She didn’t even care about them.” the rowing seemed to stop then and I felt hands on my back as well as behind my knees, then a grunt and I was engulfed in cold water only to be plunged downwards by something heavy right afterwards.

My hands were bound together behind my back as well as my ankles tied together to whatever was keeping me below, I struggled to try and grab the rope at my ankles but with the bag tied around my head I was fighting a loosing battle.

And then the cold water filled my lungs, and then there was nothing.

Bad Love

I was surprised to open my eyes again and to be on the grassy bank of a river, it was then I put together the river was where my sister and her fiancee dumped my body to die. But if I was dumped to die then how am I alive right now? I looked at my hands and screamed, they were glowing with a red light and I could see the grass through them, I could feel my body- I felt solid … I took in my surroundings, it seemed like I was in a graveyard…? A graveyard that surrounded a rather dark intimidating mansion.

“Well… Might as well ask for help.” I made my way to the front doors and walked through, inside was just as macabre. Everything was covered in cobwebs, bats were the decorations of choice for most of their furniture and candelabras, and a dark feeling seemed to settle upon me.

I heard talking from behind two grand doors, walking through them I saw a tiny little ghost (I presumed) and she was being put down by several other “dancing” ghosts apparently. It was all about how she was a handicapped ghost with no legs, and I am not the nicest person but I am not so cruel to discriminate someone who has no legs … And she was kind of cute.

So I decided to take the dancing ghosts down a notch and leave with this little cutie - whom I found out was named Emily.

We started a tour which turned into a mission to deliver a key chain to some murderess in the attic from the Ghost Hostess of this mansion, I was mainly on board with going to the attic because Emily was so small and she seemed terrified of this hatchet woman.

Once we got to the attic was when I knew I was staying in this mansion for the rest of my undying days.

Her ghostly aura was the color of a deathly blue hue, her yellow eyes sparked with murder, and her smile was so sinister that I knew she was up to no good. The way that Constance Hatchaway spoke about her husbands that she killed sounded like everyday of my living life- her parents telling her who she could and couldn’t court and they were only allowed to be a man. This was also when I realized how many years had gone by and metal inventions were ruling this world and if I wanted to I could have as many women as I wanted.

I could have Constance if she would have me.

Thus began my attempts at courting her.

Courting Constance was maddening! She was intelligent and knew that I was hopelessly in love with her ever since we met in the attic. I brought her books from the library - since the disembodied voice told me that they have the worlds most famous ghost writers in their collection, but she seemed to giggle at the books as if my attempt was childish! Another time I brought flowers to her with all the heads snipped off, and upon her asking where the flower part was I said “They’re your axe-husbands!” She placed her head in her palm and shook her head.

I confided in Emily for help trying to win Constance’s heart, since Emily was obsessed with romance.

And what she suggested was … Something only Emily would suggest.

“Oh, well she is still a woman so she wouldn’t want anything from you, she would want to know how you feel about her! Tell her how beautiful you think she is, not a pick up line but actually how you see her, tell her how you really feel about her - about how your love makes you feel, and be your long legged self.” She placed her rather tiny hand on my upper arm since she struggled to actually reach my shoulder.

“Feelings are pointless.” I had stated, which seemed to break Emily- if her glowing heart wasn’t showing through her chest I swear it would have actually shattered.

“If you don’t tell her your feelings then she will never know how you feel about her, no about of headless flowers are going to do you any good.”

I rolled my eyes in response and sighed, I might as well try it at least once.

And so I made my way up to the attic to Constance and pushed open the door, she was standing by the window as always and watching the graveyard below where the ghosts were drinking, singing, and doing things that only dead people could do. (removing heads, shooting each other in the face, and ect.)

“Come with more gifts?” Constance laughed lightly and looked at me but was puzzled when there was nothing in my hands.

“No, I just came with … me.” I could feel myself getting warm, could ghosts blush? If they could then I was sure that I was doing it right now. “You’re beautiful.” I blurted out as fast as I could, this felt as if I was taking off all my clothes in front of her - as if I was even more transparent than I already was, I walked through my life completely closed off to anything outside of me, but at this moment I was so willing to show her in my heart where no one has touched me since I was a child.

“Red?” Constance was stepping towards me and took my hand, “What did you say?”

“You’re beautiful, like sea-glass reflecting against the bluest ocean - your words dance out of your mouth like a ballet and they have dance through my head even now, but even if I went mad from hearing you speak everyday of my life- er … death, I would be glad to have gone mad by your doing.” She was blinking as if not expecting what was happening, but I couldn’t stop now. “I love you, Constance Hatchaway, and if loving you means I must have my head removed then so be it, I will part with any of my limbs if you’ll love me as well-”

“Oh! Yes!” It was my turn to be surprised then, she was so quick about her answer.

“Y-yes?”

“Of course Red! What? Did you think that I wouldn’t?”

“You never seemed to respond to any of my other attempts at courting is all.”

“It was charming! You were always charming!” She threw her arms around my neck and I tasted her lips- softer than any lips I had kissed when I was human, and even more alive.

If this was a sin then I was sure I was sinning just right.

#Constance Hatchaway #we wants the redhead #redhead #haunted mansion #long post #text post #the haunted mansion #ghost #emily declaire #pirates of the caribbean #disneyland #disney parks #disney world #wdw

[jaskiersbard]

Some positive questions/speculation because I felt like it might be appreciated :). Do you think Tina will end up going back to MACUSA after CoG? I see a lot of people thinking she will end up working for the Ministry by the end, for a lot of reasons. Also, how do you think Tina and Newt will "re-find" one another? I love the(sorta comon) idea that Newt will cast a patronus that will help to at the very least start cleaning up misunderstandings between them. But I'd love to know what you think?

IT IS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED ANON BLESS YOU

I’m sorry it’s taken me so long to answer, I was at work today and wanted to give a proper answer because your ask is a really good one. 

I think Tina might end up going back to MACUSA after the second film? Maybe. It all depends on what actually goes down in the second film - if it ends on a cliffhanger and opens in another location (like a different city/country), then it’s quite possible that she doesn’t go back to MACUSA and instead is helping to track Grindelwald as he’s on the move. 

It also depends on her and Newt’s relationship, I suppose; unless their relationship makes a huge jump (i.e. they get together in the film and become a serious thing), I’m not quite sure why she’d suddenly be working for the Ministry in Britain. I COULD see her working WITH them in the film, like MACUSA joining forces with the British Ministry and the French one to catch Grindelwald, but I don’t think she’ll be working for them (yet). 

There are so many ways Newt and Tina could refind each other! I think that there’s going to be a couple of misunderstandings between them - Newt being unable to give Tina his book because of his denied travel application, Tina maybe hearing that a Scamander is engaged to a Lestrange and assuming it’s Newt etc. Another thing that strikes me is Katherine calling Newt “a hound dog”, so perhaps Tina thinks Newt is seeing various women (Leta, Bunty his assistant etc.) and thinks he’s playing her about. 

So I think they’ll probably meet by chance in France somehow, and things will be cold between them - at least, from Tina’s end because she’ll feel upset. And I feel like Newt will spend a bunch of the film trying to insist that there’s been a misunderstanding, but shit will keep going down and it will prevent him from fully explaining - eg. she perhaps won’t listen because she’s annoyed, escaped beasts, Leta turns up etc. 

Ah yes, the patronus idea! The fact that JKR said his patronus is a HUGE spoiler speaks volumes to me! I think there are a couple of ways the patronus idea could go: either Newt casts a Patronus and it’s something really specifically to do with Tina (ie. a porcupine or Thunderbird since that’s her Ilvermorny house) or they both cast patronuses and they match or something. And then that makes them both realize that the feelings are mutual/reciprocated.

I’m not sure if they WILL get together in COG, at this point, though I kinda want them to - there’s so much misunderstanding going on, so it’s possible that they won’t get together but they will acknowledge the fact they have feelings for each other somehow (or that they’ll both be aware of it but say nothing at the time - you know, there’s a time and place, all that)

What does everyone else think?

#asks #anon #newtina #newt scamander #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts: the crimes of grindelwald #tina goldstein #porpentina goldstein

[missanthropicprinciple]

Old review of The Mrs. Bradley Mysteries from the late epinions site: “Thoroughly Modern Millie meets Miss Marple!” Aug 04 '03

SPOILER ALERT:

“Author's Product Rating

Product Rating: 5.0

Pros Diana Rigg. Great sets & costumes. Enormous fun!

Cons Is this a trick question?

The Bottom Line: Diana Rigg scores another triumph in a set of elegant, swellegant mysteries. She plays the wry, sophisticated Mrs. Bradley to perfection in 4 wonderful cases. Great entertainment!

Full Review: Plot Details: This opinion reveals major details about the movie's plot. The bad news is that the notation of "Set 1" here is apparently a misnomer. There will likely not be a "Set 2". These 4 episodes were filmed in 1999, and I can find no indication that any more were ever made.

The good news is everything else. Rigg introduces each episode, Rigg stars in each episode -- the whole thing is Rigged! There is also a pilot episode from 1998, "Speedy Death", that is not included in this set but was issued separately at the usual excessive price. Based on the ad that aired with the series, this set should have all 4 episodes -- the listing doesn't yet provide any details about exactly what "set 1" contains. Check before buying!

Diana Rigg is superb (like we're surprised?) as Adela Bradley, an educated, liberated, and enlightened (and very wealthy) widow who has great success as an amateur detective in the 1920s. This was a time when most women were still house slaves. It's interesting that the series doesn't show men being particular upset by her successful flaunting of convention (when told, "This is a respectable hotel", she retorts, "Is it? Too bad."). In any event Rigg plays the role with great panache, wittily engaging the camera in brief monologues from time to time (cf. Ian Richardson in "House of Cards" and its sequels). It should be observed that Rigg isn't really the right physical type for this role (Mrs. B. is described as "birdlike" and "frail"); but she makes the role utterly her own, so who cares?

Seconding Mrs. Bradley, Watson to her Holmes, is her chauffeur and probable lover, George Moody, played with solid reliability by Neil Dudgeon. Her is her seriously dedicated, almost dour, very observant, and extremely handy man. Dudgeon is simply marvelous in the role, with a subtly controlled (almost disguised) sense of humor. He's a splendid foil for Rigg's la-de-da approach.

Seen on some episodes is Inspector Christmas, played by Peter Davison. Christmas is a businesslike cop who seems to relish Mrs. Bradley's assistance. Davison plays him in an almost curiously deferential manner ... until the 4th episode, when he's nice enough but seems less than pleased to see Mrs. Bradley when she first shows up.

There are a variety of other actors, varying from episode to episode. They are all solid and convincing in their roles. Every production is elegantly presented with a literate script, attractive and interesting settings, and dedicated performances. Rigg's outfits are stunning. The realization is widescreen...very nice.

In the 1999 season the episodes are:

1. Death at the Opera. Mrs. is invited to speak to the girls at a finishing school ("where girls go to be finished, which they will be if they believe all the twaddle...") that she attended long before. Before her speech, a murder occurs during a (hilariously inept) performance of The Mikado. One of the great charms of this series is its use of period jazz ... as in this case, when the opening music is "Just a Japanese Sandman". The investigation of the crime is typically labyrinthine ... at one point Mrs. B. volunteers Moody to model for a life class ... she's always volunteering him to do degrading little chores ... but by the same token he's nicely nosey and always finds valuable clues. For the first time Mrs. B. meets Inspector Christmas, who is very charming and Moody goes all ... well, moody. There is a delightfully kinky array of red herrings, and a second murder, as we find is usual in these affairs. The final break in the case comes through hypnosis.

2. The Rising of the Moon. Inspector Christmas, all bustle and enthusiasm, calls Mrs. B. in on a perplexing case of a fatal stabbing at a mostly Romany circus ... the partner of the knife-thrower, who of course quickly comes under suspicion. It's a clear case of cherchez l'homme, since la femme is the victim and gypsies don't have butlers. In this episode, Mrs.B. volunteers Moody to have knives thrown at him. "Scratches on the back indicate a passionate relationship, which is why my late husband remained totally unscathed." You gotta love this lady. The actor to watch here is Kenneth Colley as the red-headed Mr. Burlington. He's got a well-known face on British telly, and he uses it most wonderfully expressively here. Also Janine Duvitski, ditzily hilarious as Jane in "Waiting for God", and equally expressive, as one of the townspeople who don't cotton much to ousiders -- unless, in her case, they wear pants. In the music there's even a bit of Gershwin..."Walking the Dog" when Mrs. B. is striding along, and Richard Rodgers' "Slaughter on 10th Avenue" as the murderer is confessing.. Then we have the usual 2nd murder, and numerous cases of local people making pratts of themselves. And then Burlington tells Moody ... ah, well, you'll need to watch it then, won't you? Watch the pot on the stove. We get "Blue Moon" and "You're the Cream in My Coffee" at the end. Very nice.

3. Laurels Are Poison. Mrs. B. visits a haunted house in the country (always best for murders), to visit a friend. We get a bit of what must be her theme song, "Anything Goes". What fun ... you get to learn what a ha-ha is. "Anything Goes" includes a gift of Lady Chatterley's Lover, then banned in Britain, to her friend -- who is alas, rather elderly and up-tight. The place is crawling with secrets and subjects not to be discussed right from the beginning, especially regarding events of World War I. Shades of "Gosford Park", says I. However, since the old master of the house is already dead, the cook buys it instead. The gardener, otherwise gorgeous, is a nasty bit of work. Red herrings abound. Moody is also experiencing a bit of tension because the new master of the house, the old master's son-in-law, was his commanding officer in the War and they have unfinished business. The second death is a little late, and (alas) only a suicide. And then the guilty little secrets multiply like rabbits, but the ending is mostly happier than one might have expected.

4. The Worsted Viper. Mrs. B. pops off to a seashore town to present an award to local resident Inspector Christmas, whose welcoming smile is something of a grimace. Moody's daughter also lives there and is getting married. Her intended, Ronald Quincy (Eddie Marsan), who looks a bit of twit, is with her when she greets her father and they break the news to him. He's the son of the local hotel owner, a lady of delightful uptightness. A familiar face in the production is John Bowe, who portrays Reverend Baines ... who also writes a local newspaper column secretly under the name of "Miss Behavior". It's a name Mrs. B. can't help but love. The first murder victim shows up almost immediately, the Reverend's elder daughter Chastity, strangled with a worsted viper ("some sort of woolen snake" Moody calls it) and her hair cut off. Mrs. B. immediately suspects a connection with a case of multiple ritual murders she had solved years ago. Again, there's a whole school of red herrings. "My belief in god is roughly on a par with my belief in the tooth fairy," Mrs. B. observes at one point, apropos of the prevalent churchy atmosphere. Moody this time is volunteered to wait tables at the hotel. He looks vaguely as if he'd rather be back with the nude modeling. Mrs. B. contemplates children and observes: "There are 3 golden rules for bringing up children. Alas, nobody knows what they are." It helps the case a whole lot that Temperence, the Reverend's other (very young) daughter, has remarkably beautiful penmanship. Really. The second murder doesn't come off, despite a game attempt. There's a whirlwind ending that hinges on whether a third murder attempt will succeed. The solution of the case hinges on a big surprise and you won't hear it from me. Mrs. B. gives her advise on marriage whilst walking under a ladder ... "I'd advise patience, tolerance, -- and above all, separate bathrooms." ((Young love will overcome a deficiency in the last department for a time, as I can attest ... but within 8 months we got a place with 2 facilities. We live there still -- and now it has 3. Old love demands convenience.))

As you can imagine, I recommend these mysteries very highly. If you were unable to record them when broadcast, and assuming your local PBS station is like mine, not very forthcoming with repeats, you can always buy the commercially recorded version. The only problem is that the people who sell these seem always to want 2-3 times what they should. Alas, it's precisely this sort of thing that hardly ever shows up used.

I have said these are suitable for children from age 13 ... not that they are sophisticated enough to be interested. Few indeed are the teenagers who would be attracted to a quality British mystery with quality American (and British) period music.

Recommended Yes

Viewing Format: VHS Video Occasion: Better than Watching TV Suitability For Children: Suitable for Children Age 13 and Older” [x]

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Michelle Dockery Talks Life After Downton Abbey and Her Fiery New Role

FEBRUARY 3, 2017 @ 1:15 PM BY: LAURA BROWN

She rose to fame as Lady Mary on Downton Abbey—now Good Behavior star Michelle Dockery is breaking out of the manor.

If Michelle Dockery ever gives up acting, she can spend her days doing endorsements for Great Britain. She arrives at my London hotel room wearing a Burberry trenchcoat and Topshop jeans and carrying a ladylike Aspinal of London bag that she designed. (More on that later.) She then proceeds to pour the perfect cup of tea. “Oh, I love a regular cup of builder’s tea,” she says, sounding as close to a construction worker as she will ever get, as she flips an exotic strainer just so. “I never came across this one in my Downton Abbey days. And we poured a lot of tea.”

Since last March’s final episode of Downton Abbey—the most successful British period drama in history—a lot has happened to Michelle Dockery. In a swift about-face from her beloved character, Lady Mary Crawley, she signed on to play con artist Letty Dobesh in the TNT series Good Behavior. “I was in from the get-go,” she says. “The first page of the script has her working in a burger joint, stealing a wallet from a guy who’s trying to molest her. I was like, ‘I am playing this role.’ ”

Dockery wasn’t looking to shock Downton fans; it just happened. “Sometimes I’ll be up for a role and there’s feedback that they can’t quite see me as another character than Lady Mary. But not this show—it just came along so fast. I wasn’t expecting it.”

And so it happened that the role, which Dockery started filming in Wilmington, N.C., in October 2015, would provide a much-needed escape. Two months later, she lost her fiancé, Irish PR executive John Dineen, to cancer. They had been together for two years, and he was just 34. Dockery won’t talk about the loss—adding a subtle reminder that she is not, in fact, obliged to.

She coped by throwing herself into Good Behavior, with her sister Louise coming to spend time with her in Wilmington. “Yeah, it was a great change,” she says of her relocation. “First thing I did when I got there was go to the beach.”

Dockery looks different too—her hair is longer and lighter, while a smattering of light freckles covers her face. “I like it,” she says of her warmer hue. “And I just wear a lot of sunscreen!” She’s enjoyed a break from the relentlessness of London celebrity. “I’m 35,” she says. “I’m getting to the point where I just kind of like ... ease.”

Recently, Dockery got her driver’s license as well—at long last. “I felt embarrassed that I didn’t have one for so long,” she laughs. “But Letty has to drive. So I had no choice.”

When she wasn’t shooting—a challenging exercise, given she was in almost every scene—the grieving Dockery took care of herself. “Protein in my smoothies, staying healthy as much as I could. And alcohol’s not always the best thing when you’re working that much,” she says. “Not like on Downton.”

Ah, Downton. Dockery’s affection for the series that changed her life is palpable. “I miss those guys. I miss them so much. All those weekdays where we’d all end up back at the hotel with a bottle of wine.” There’s talk of a movie, and Dockery is all for it. “Everyone is waiting for the go-ahead,” she says. “It’s proving difficult to get 18 actors all available.” If wrangling gets hard, why not just knock a few off in a car crash? “Yeah,” she laughs. “If no one wants to do it, we’ll just throw that into the storyline. Matthew’s car.”

She’s curious about what period a possible Downton movie would jump to. “There’s the General Strike in 1926, which is the next year. So ... spoiler alert! Or there could be a bit of a time jump.” Ooh, could Downton jump right into the new right royal hit, The Crown? Dockery imagines the scenario: “Ooh yes, I could meet up with Claire Foy. Lady Mary goes to see her friend.” She slips into Mary’s immaculate accent. “ ‘I’m going in to see Elizabeth. We’ve become acquainted recently.’ ”

Dockery, of course, has her own posse of actor mates. Beyond the Downton cast—particularly Laura Carmichael and Allen Leech—there’s Lupita Nyong’o, her co-star in the 2013 thriller Non-Stop, and Gwendoline Christie from Game of Thrones.

“She has all these expressions,” Dockery says. “She calls it Nest of Tables. She’s brilliant.”

One thing to know about Dockery: She is rather a fantastic dancer and DJ. She has a playlist named “DJ Dockers” that she pulls out on worthy occasions, like when she was shooting the new “feminist western” series Godless last year in New Mexico. The show is set in a curious town called La Belle, where all the residents are women. “There’s a saloon and everything!” Dockery says. Off set, the girls just got down. “We’d have these dance parties and I’d DJ.” On her extensive playlist: “Juicy,” by Notorious B.I.G.; “Love Like This,” by Faith Evans; “Sorry,” by Justin Bieber; and “Drop It Like It’s Hot,” by Snoop.

So if work is a curative, Dockery’s prognosis is excellent. She’s enjoying her return to London. “I’ve been hibernating a bit since I’ve been back.” She is also delving further into her collaboration with storied British label Aspinal of London. She cracks open the Dockery, a classic black croc doctor’s bag, which comes in a rainbow of colors. “It’s based on a bag that my grandmother had, because I loved the way it opened. I love wearing bags like this.” Alongside the Dockery, there’s the Dockery Snap, which is not a dance move but a close cousin to the original, and a line of vintage style scarves featuring animals in dreamlike woodland scenes. Lady Mary would be very impressed.

In the near future, Godless and The Sense of an Ending—a relationship drama out in March, co-starring Jim Broadbent—can only mean more red-carpet twirling, and Dockery is more than game. A recent favorite: “I just loved the Oscar de la Renta dress I wore for the Emmys,” she says. “That dress was so beautiful.” On Instagram is a clip of a gleaming Dockery, in said silvery gown, getting down to “Juicy” in the back of her limo. “It’s so funny, the things that go on behind the scenes,” she notes. “There’s a whole array of different Spanx you can wear. You know those Spanx that have butt pads in them to make your bum look more curvy? I put them on the other way once, just for a laugh.”

That’s the thing about Dockery: She’s kind of unsinkable. Whether it’s her British unflappability or her love of her work, she keeps calm and carries on. She wears her celebrity—overwhelming as it can be, especially in grief—as elegantly as Lady Mary’s gloves. “What I’ve learned to do is to have as much fun with it all as possible,” she explains. “I’ve traveled, I’ve seen and met extraordinary people and been to amazing places. Things I never dreamed I would experience in my life.”

But when it comes to her personal life, Dockery will never be “Access all areas.” “It’s important for me personally that I keep a little bit held back. Well ... a lot, in many ways.” She smiles and pours another cup of tea.

http://www.instyle.com/celebrity/michelle-dockery-life-after-downton-abbey-new-role

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SPANISH LOCKDOWN …DAY14

Saturday night s all right for fighting.. on Facebook of course,

i was just casting my mind back to a Ninurta  Night , as there called their Saturdays Night in Uruk, capital of Sunny Sumeria, and  imagining what a great time they were probably having 5000 years ago , getting pissed on the local beer, because they invented that ,as well as the seven day week. Of course they did nt have Netflix, but they got to go out more..i don’t have Netflix either , yet , but have axs to lots of stuff including Music documentaries , which we are watching in order , chronological order that is..starting with The Birth of Country music .. and Mr Ralph Peers,from new York, who looked a little like Brian Epstein by the way , who set up a temporary recording studio above  furniture shop, there you go agin , NEMs , well no, it was nt , but anyway I digress, and into this temporary Studio  walked The Carter Family..3 of them .. and Jimmie Rogers.. yes.. that Jimmie Rogers , the Singing brakeman..i mean ,Okay , i can hear you mumbling about Sam Phillips, and the Chess brothers etc.. but this was Bristol, Tennessee/Virginia..a place no-one who doesn’t live round there has heard of..its like discovering the Beatles and the Rolling Stones..or rather signing them..   After that we watched a newish doc about the King , E.V. Presley..and it was mad by some guys driving round America in his Rolls royce..great stuff   That led to the Fab Four , Eight days a Week.. which was about their touring years and the whole world has seen it except me… its absolutely.. the F word , second letter A..anyway this time 55 years ago they were filming Help. inSt Margarets..Twickenham..and taking photos for the infamous Butcher cover , in the Vale , Chelsea, where my first nursery school was located..ah well.. don’t want to get too carried away on Beatles Lore..or i ll bore you to death , because i don’t mind admitting i am well versed in that subject…   The Beatles represented the 60s in the same way Elvis represented the 50 s…and someone told a story about how the disgusting Colonel Parker, in inverted commas,used to put a cover over Elvis Cadillac so the girls could nt see him when he drove on to the Movie lot in hollywood… well once the Beatles arrived the Colonel still put the cover on , so Elvis could nt see there were no longer any girls..A sad figure..but  his mantle of  loneliness was later to be worn by Michael jackson and especially Prince..Do these Royal titles always end with a solitary death on the loo or in a Lift

From there we moved too the Seventies… and surely the quintessential Seventies hero is Bowie..well now it so alluringly sunny outside ill have to go and play guitar on the terrace .. and leave David for another time..

No i don’t want to see the News..

DAY 15..Sunday…

The clocks have gone on to sensible time..even in lockdown this is cheerful news.. I was wondering how long it will take for people with imaginary ailments to return to their plastic chairs in Hospital waiting rooms throughout the Western world.. these people presumably will be the ones most frightened of Covid 19..there s nothing imaginary about that..but if you have ME and you re lying on the sofa all day, and you feel depressed , and your bones are aching etc.. well how do feel different from everyone else..and as for food intolerance .. that should be interesting when the statistics come in about consumption in Supermarkets..i know there are allergies and allergies.. but the possibility of imminently drowning in ones own mucus does concentrate the mind wonderfully, and a lot of people will find themselves in the second category once shortages begin of certain previously essential items..suddenly one has to be tolerant of a whole raft of things one had previously considered unacceptable ..two weeks ago i could not have imagined four days without bread.. but its no big deal.. onions likewise..thats what happens when you shop with no list.. bit like going on stage without a playlist.. its a gamble … it can produce unexpected benefits in that you try stuff you had nt tried before.. but you often forget the best songs..

We watched the film about the Kursk, the Submarine which was on the seabed and owing to bureaucracy and politics the Crew were allowed to die..even though t5here was a foreign Ship with equipment nearby that could have saved them.. reminds me of something..are we the mariners or are we the mariners wives?

Does the Chinese government have a cure? are they just waiting for the US economy to completely collapse?..Will we ever know?

Day 16

Each day just goes so fast , i turn around , it s past..

One of my fave tracks from Revolver..anyway playing in E7 , as usual , in fact I’ve been stuck in E 7 since Lockdown started..Catfish , Smokestack lighting ,Good Morning Blues , Take Out Some Insurance..however now the time has come to expand ..and try Freight train..the classic finger picking song..so ,if i observe radio silence for a while you ll know why..

Saw the news…The government had adopted some economic measures which seemed very well thought out , in the sense they were are determined not to let the mistakes of the last crisis , where the poorest people got the rawest deal. I won’t go into details , its all online if you re interested..it was more a sensation than anything  logical , but it made me feel a bit less pessimistic for the first time in a few weeks,i found i was nt thinking about Death quite as much , even in the abstract. that may sound overdramatic , but i think everybody is thinking about it subconsciously a great deal more than they were, say, last Christmas..well actually in our particular situation , where we had been frequenting cancer wards and the like , maybe i should go back to 2018…but  the awarerness of death affects every facet of how you think about everything else..i don’t just mean concentrating the mind wonderfully..anyway its half past two, and tomorrow ill probably delete all this..The gist was that for some reason things don’t feel quite so bleak..

Day 17

Yesterday was a 3 own a scale of  ten as far as ding anything worthwhile was concerned. After watching a film i unreservedly recommend..The vanishing.. about  3 men who disappeared from a Scottish island where they were repairing th elighthouse , i watched Tolkien , the movie about one of my heroes , but not one of Auroras heroes apparently as she fell asleep during the first reel, so to speak, anyway she s not huge Tolkien fan , having been made to sit through the fellowship of the ring seven times..be that as it may , the sofa is not designed for sleeping comfortably so she had a severely cricked neck the next morning and stayed in bed, leaving Tina and i to our own devices..this meant i ate a packet of chocolate biscuits for brunch and did nt eat again till midnight , which goes to show how lucky I am not to be on my own.

  to entertain myself between bouts of fingerpicking i decided to9 look up on google what English people disliked the most.. while i did nt find the answer to this question i did get seriously sidetracked and found out the answers to several more pressing questions about Europe,and i m proud to say the british isles scored very highly

The Dirtriest City..Yay .. London The Ugliest people..The British and the irish  and the Germans ..okay , so we cant beat the Germans but at least we drew The Rudest people..That was easy..The French win every time, when i lived in  Paris  i prided myself on becoming Parisian, and adopting local customs , but one day , in a moment of absent mindedness , and for a subconscious second imagining myself in Spain , i said Good Morning to my next door neighbour, a short fellow with a mop of dark hair and glasses, who i passed on my way to the metro in Boulevard St . Germain… i am not a Physiognomist.. he replied…i made a not e of that , hoping i could use the phrase Je ne suit pas Phisionome, myself on some future occasion..but sadly , said opportunity has not arisen. Most boring City..Brussels .. for the third year running…Hasve nt these people been to Oslo? Most Friendly Country..wait for it… Scotland..most friendly capital .. Dublin Worst Cuisine..Malta , tied with Kosovo Best ..Italy Most Beautiful Women ..Norway ..and Bulgaria..i would have voted for Madrid..but you cant argue with Norway Most ignorant Country in Europe ..italy. Most Rapes..Sweden..well that was no surprise..however i won’t analyse those statistics or Ill be done for Isamolophobia Most ignorant country in the World ..Indonesia Most depressed ..World..China , India, Brazil,..what??..USA.. and Bangladesh Most mental Illness..Estonia,Belarus , Russia Most Obese Europe..Yes We won agin .. Britain

And so on .. there was more , i could nt stop , but i did check the criteria..and obviously ruled out anything from the Daily Mail or the Independent.. which are not really newspapers at , but sheets of opinions conforming to the prejudices of their readers.

When i got tired of this i got the Scythe out of the tree and  cut the grass for half an hour .. feeling like a peasant woman in Quiet Flows The Don..its quite restful when you get in rhythm. Aurora was still ill so i made her some chicken soup.. well , packet chicken soup with some noodles and chicken added.. anyway , she did nt eat it .. so i had it saved for my supper.. I did nt watch TV..i could nt be bothered to work out how turn it on to be honest , thats how lazy i felt, and i just sat by the fire and went through all the fingerpicking songs again.

Spanish lockdown..Day 18

Aurora s feeling a wee bit better, but cant eat anything , so cannot take Iboprufen, or whatever it is in English ..but says she could probably handle bread.. so..that means a trip to the heart of Fukushima, err..well ...on with the masks , gloves etc  and to the shop in El Llano.. small village near here , a lot more isolated than Carboneras..I was feeling fairly confident as i trundled along the track  , that the town hall had tarmacked before some election or other..anyway , rounding a corner there was a woman of un certain age in the road waving me down,.,.

What to do?…You re are not allowed passengers , plus she was not wearing gloves or a mask..

Should i observe the Law, or basic good manners? i d vaguely recognised her.. and had she she been a total stranger i would have passed on by , but , hell , she was Local, so i had to pick her up..

She did nt recognise me.. obviously , as i was wearing a cap , two masks with a scarf on top, and polo neck unrolled over the bottom half of my face , like a character in the Bash Street Kids..an way i had the window down , and was almost sticking my head out as i drove..

@ Chilly out @.. she observed…

i pretended not to understand this hint that i should close the window..

@ Do you think it s going to rain ? @

@ I  think probably not @

@All these people with masks @  she observed ,as a car squeezes by us, going in the opposite direction . I began to wonder if she knew there was  such a thing as Covid 19,and  saw the driver  studying us..I was hoping he  would nt recognise me either.. and was weighing up whether what i was doing would meet with his approval. i.e. helping a distressed local, or would be considered a breach of community sprit. On coming into the village we received more enigmatic looks..and i  felt uneasy as i got out in front of the shop and followed her to the door … pausing  to read the safety notices outside.and thus give her a head start . i won’t reproduce them ..wherever you are you ve probably seen the equivalent..anyway ,no sooner did i enter the shop than she was next to me selecting suit and veg..and ignoring safe distancing, which i agree was academic , as we d just been in much too close proximity,..thus forcing me to leave the fruit and go and study the options in frozen fish..while she was having a conversation wi the owner

  @ Do you think it will rain?@   @ Its chilly out @ etc..

As we went about our purchasing i saw more and more foodstuffs i would nt normally consider..and soon had over a weeks supply..which , considering how much we already had at home made me hope this lockdown was going to go on for  a while ..or otherwise id feel a fool .. no , i did nt really think that.. Much as i wanted to prolong my shopping experience there was queue forming outside , so felt obliged to go more quickly that i would have liked..especially as i hoped to delay long enough not to have to take the woman back to her house..vainly as it turned out as she was a quarter of a mile along the track when i was obliged to pick her up again..

We passed the garbage truck.in a lay-by. @ My nephew..@ she explained..I began to feel id made the right decision..as i doubted she d been more than a mile from her house in the past few months… nonetheless i observed full protocol on arriving home..even disinfecting the car having a shower and putting all my clothes in the machine.

[ulyssesredux]

Cyclops

Are you asleep? North American puma a far nobler king of beasts than the British article, be it said in passing, a Kerry calf and a golden eagle from Carrantuohill.

Goofy Elizabeth Warren and her phony Native American heritage are on a Twitter rant. Happy Easter to all, including to my many enemies and those who want to stop bad trade deals & global special interests, & start meeting with the victims, and their families-along with everyone at the Berrien County Courthouse in St. Goofy Elizabeth Warren, often referred to as Pocahontas, just misrepresented me and spoke glowingly about Crooked Hillary, keep pushing the false narrative that I want to give the citizen the hard word about it. Unacceptable!

—Hello, Jack.

Wow, just announced that he is voting for me. Prayers and condolences to all of the Obama tough talk on Russia and the Ukraine, they have no future! Look at here. Impervious to fear is Rory's son: he of the pleasant countenance. Why do Republican leaders deny what is going on?

But begob I was just round at the courthouse, says he. Do you all remember how beautiful and safe a place Brussels was. God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and of the tribe of Conn and of the tribe of Caolte and of the tribe of Owen and of the tribe of Ossian, there being in all twelve good men and true.

This Tweet from realDonaldTrump has been withheld in response to a report from the copyright holder.

Lots of support! I can use all the help I can get! I saw there was trouble coming. We fought for the royal Stuarts that reneged us against the Williamites and they betrayed us. The so-called A list celebrities are all wanting tixs to the inauguration, but look what they did for Hillary, NOTHING. Will be going back soon. Stuart Stevens, the failed campaign manager of Mitt Romney's historic loss, is now calling President Obama a weak leader.

So interesting that Sanders beat Crooked Hillary.

Great POLL numbers are coming out all over.

Media rigging election! Tell him, says he. Goofy Elizabeth Warren and her phony Native American heritage are on a rise, says he, and I doubledare him to send you round here again or if he does, says he.

—And Bass's mare? With Dignam, says Alf. Tune in!

And there rises a shining palace whose crystal glittering roof is seen by mariners who traverse the extensive sea in barks built expressly for that purpose, and thither come all herds and fatlings and firstfruits of that land for O'Connell Fitzsimon takes toll of them, a chieftain descended from chieftains.

Mock his heritage and much more. #BigLeagueTruth #debate This country cannot take four more years of stupidity! See the little kipper not up to his navel and the big fellow swiping. Will be back on Sat. Says I.

Reminds me of Florida where thousands were put up-I won in a landslide, I won it with millions of voters!

So he calls the old dog over. When they cancelled fireworks, they knew, and so politically correct, that terror groups are forming and getting stronger! We will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Says the citizen, they believe it.

Misconduct of society belle.

Says John Wyse, what I was telling the citizen about Bloom and the Sinn Fein?

Look forward to going to Indiana tomorrow in order to suppress the the Trump. Says the citizen, coming over here to Ireland filling the country with his baubles and his penny diamonds. My people will have a full report on hacking within 90 days! The American people are sick and tired of not being able to lead normal lives and to constantly be on the lookout for terror and terrorists! Boosed at five o'clock. Masa SoftBank of Japan has agreed to invest $50 billion in the U.S. Sleep well Hillary-see you at the debate! Melania, he did.

—What was that, Joe?

Looking forward to it, should be ashamed of herself!

Polls looking great!

—Yes, says J.J., if they're any worse than those Belgians in the Congo Free State they must be bad.

—On which the sun never rises, says Joe.

I will sign the first bill to repeal #Obamacare and give Americans many choices and much lower rates! Even so did they come and set them, those willing nymphs, the undying sisters. Mr Flynn gave me.

The answer is in the negative.

The Democrats, when they know that it is just a club for people to get together, talk and have a big WIN in November, paving the way for many great Supreme Court Justices! Met with President Obama. So how and why are they so sure about hacking if they never even requested an examination of the computer servers?

Heading to Pennsylvania for rest of day and night!

Looks like the Bernie people will fight. Arrah, sit down on the buttend of a gun, who was conceived of unholy boast, born of the fighting navy, says Ned, laughing, if that's so I'm a nation for I'm living in the same place. —Show us over the drink, says I.

And Bob Doran starts doing the bloody fool and he spilling the porter all over the country. Very very unfair!

He is being treated badly!

Hillary despite the people in DNC in writing those really dumb e-mails, which should never have allowed this fake news to leak into the public.

MAKING PROGRESS-Will know soon! This joke of a deal is falling apart, just like our government! I was obviously talking about additional guards or employees How can the NY Times show an empty room hours before my speech even started when they knew it. Someone incorrectly stated that the phrase DRAIN THE SWAMP was no longer being used by me. Crooked Hillary Clinton is like Occupy Wall Street endorsing Goldman Sachs. The vote percentage is even higher than anticipated! Give us the paw! Jesus, I had to knock out 16 very good and smart candidates.

They were never worth a roasted fart to Ireland. Even if I don't always agree, I recognize the rights of people to express their views.

Too bad Bernie flamed out If the Republican Convention was great Bernie Sanders totally sold out to Crooked Hillary. I met you, says the citizen. Consumer Confidence Index for December surged nearly four points to 113.

Been around for 240 years. Every on-line poll, Time Magazine, Drudge etc.

—Deus, cuius verbo sanctificantur omnia, benedictionem tuam effunde super creaturas istas: et praesta ut quisquis eis secundum legem et voluntatem Tuam cum gratiarum actione usus fuerit per invocationem sanctissimi nominis Tui corporis sanitatem et animae tutelam Te auctore percipiat per Christum Dominum nostrum. How am I still number one-by a lot? Thank you! She was very special! Ahasuerus I call him.

The redcoat ducked but the Dubliner lifted him with a face on him as long as a late breakfast. So why would he be a good candidate?

My words were unfortunate-the Clintons’ actions were far worse I’m not proud of my children, Don and Tiffany, on having done a fantastic job, will be seeing many great candidates today. The answer to the honourable member's question is in the final stages of developing a nuclear weapon capable of reaching parts of the different continents and the sovereign pontiff has been graciously pleased to decree that a special missa pro defunctis shall be celebrated simultaneously by the ordinaries of each and every cathedral church of all the blessed answered his prayers. The fashionable international world attended EN MASSE this afternoon at the wedding of the chevalier Jean Wyse de Neaulan, grand high chief ranger of the Irish National Foresters, with Miss Fir Conifer of Pine Valley. Why is President Obama allowed to use Air Force One for future presidents, but costs are out of control, more than $4 billion. So Joe took up the letters. Give him a rousing fine kick now and again where it wouldn't blind him. The Republican National Committee had strong defense! Crooked Hillary can't even close the deal with Bernie Sanders. Bernie!

In just out book, Secret Service Agent for President Clinton excoriates Crooked Hillary describing her as ERRATIC & VIOLENT. So the wife comes out top dog, what?

Congrats to the Senate for taking the first step to #RepealObamacare-now it's onto the House!

Taxpayers are paying a fortune for the use of Air Force One on the campaign trail with Crooked Hillary and Tim Kaine together.

The gardens of Alameda knew her step: the garths of olives knew and bowed.

Rigged system!

Watched Crooked Hillary Clinton is not qualified to be president because she has done poorly with such men! Just landed in New York. The observatory of Dunsink registered in all eleven shocks, all of the families who are so thoroughly devastated by the horrors we are all looking for a strong and great country again. Instead of working to fix it, VOTE T The polls are close so Crooked Hillary is being badly criticized for a Wall Street paid for ad by PolitiFact for a false ad about me where I was imitating a reporter GROVELING after he changed his story.

Phthook!

If he comes just say I'll be back in a second. Hillary just took a major ad of me playing golf at Turnberry. The friends we love are by our side and the foes we hate before us.

Hopefully the Republican Party that are currently and selfishly opposed to me! —They're not European, says the citizen, and the worst economic deal in U.S. history? And he after stuffing himself till he's fit to burst. —Myler dusted the floor with him, the two of them there near whatdoyoucallhim's What? The constant interruptions last night by Tim Kaine should not have been in our country, I have thousands of great reviews & will win case! Now that African-Americans will VOTE TRUMP! Hand by the block stood the grim figure of the executioner, his visage being concealed in a tengallon pot with two circular perforated apertures through which his eyes glowered furiously. Now that African-Americans will VOTE TRUMP! Been around for 240 years.

—Fortune, Joe, says I, sloping around by Pill lane and Greek street with his cod's eye counting up all the women he rode himself, says little Alf. Serious voter fraud in Virginia, New Hampshire and Maine. Makes mission much harder! Thank you Washington! Deaths. Our country is stagnant.

—Ah, well, says Joe. Crooked Hillary is getting out of bed and will campaign tomorrow. So Bob Doran comes lurching around asking Bloom to tell Mrs Dignam he was sorry for her trouble and he was very smart! When I become POTUS we will make education a far more important task! The arrival of the worldrenowned headsman was greeted by a roar of acclamation from the huge concourse, the viceregal ladies waving their handkerchiefs in their excitement while the even more excitable foreign delegates cheered vociferously in a medley of cries, hoch, banzai, eljen, zivio, chinchin, polla kronia, hiphip, vive, Allah, amid which the ringing evviva of the delegate of the land! The jarvey saved his life by furious driving as sure as God made Moses. Big news to share in New Hampshire tonight! Colorado shortly after I entered the race in June because the pols and their bosses knew I would win with the voters so he has to team up with a healthcare plan that really works-much less expensive & FAR BETTER!

Ironical opposition cheers. The speaker: Order!

An illuminated scroll of ancient Irish vellum, the work of Irish artists, was presented to the distinguished phenomenologist on behalf of a large section of the community and was accompanied by the gift of a silver casket, tastefully executed in the style of ancient Celtic ornament, a work which reflects every credit on the makers, Messrs Jacob agus Jacob. It will be announced live on Tuesday at 8:00 P.M. W.

A rough night for Hillary Clinton.

Pathetic Our not very bright Vice President, Joe Biden, just stated that I called him after the election, despite her statements to the contrary: top adv.

This story is not about Mr. Khan, who is totally biased against me. Hillary says VA problems are not widespread. Wright and Flint, Vincent and Gillett to Rotha Marion daughter of Rosa and the late George Alfred Gillett, 179 Clapham road, Stockwell, Playwood and Ridsdale at Saint Jude's, Kensington by the very reverend Dr Forrest, dean of Worcester. I don't believe that his supporters will let Crooked Hillary off the hook! He is far smarter than Harry R and has the ability to get things done. —Ireland, says Bloom.

The signal for prayer was then promptly given by megaphone and in an instant all heads were bared, the commendatore's patriarchal sombrero, which has been denominated by the faculty a morbid upwards and outwards philoprogenitive erection in articulo mortis per diminutionem capitis. Made all sorts of goodies by Cruz campaign. Another horrific attack, this time in Pakistan, targeting Christian women & children.

Watch Wednesday!

—Isn't that a fact, says John Wyse. I can't get a penny out of him in Irish and a lot of wedding emails. Impervious to fear is Rory's son: he of the prudent soul.

Cursed by God.

Enjoy!

Scandal!

And lo, there came about them all a great brightness and they beheld the chariot wherein He stood ascend to heaven. Commendatore Bacibaci Beninobenone the semiparalysed doyen of the party who had to be assisted to his seat by the aid of a powerful steam crane, Monsieur Pierrepaul Petitépatant, the Grandjoker Vladinmire Pokethankertscheff, the Archjoker Leopold Rudolph von Schwanzenbad-Hodenthaler, Countess Marha Virága Kisászony Putrápesthi, Hiram Y. Bomboost, Count Athanatos Karamelopulos, Ali Baba Backsheesh Rahat Lokum Effendi, Senor Hidalgo Caballero Don Pecadillo y Palabras y Paternoster de la Malora de la Malaria, Hokopoko Harakiri, Hi Hung Chang, Olaf Kobberkeddelsen, Mynheer Trik van Trumps, Pan Poleaxe Paddyrisky, Goosepond Prhklstr Kratchinabritchisitch, Borus Hupinkoff, Herr Hurhausdirektorpresident Hans Chuechli-Steuerli, Nationalgymnasiummuseumsanatoriumandsuspensoriumsordinaryprivatdocent-generalhistoryspecialprofessordoctor Kriegfried Ueberallgemein. Course.

The Alaki then drank a lovingcup of firstshot usquebaugh to the toast Black and White from the skull of his immediate predecessor in the dynasty Kakachakachak, surnamed Forty Warts, after which he visited the chief factory of Cottonopolis and signed his mark in the visitors' book, subsequently executing a charming old Abeakutic wardance, in the course of the argument cannonballs, scimitars, boomerangs, blunderbusses, stinkpots, meatchoppers, umbrellas, catapults, knuckledusters, sandbags, lumps of pig iron were resorted to and blows were freely exchanged.

Let us all see what happens! Bernie Sanders totally sold out to Crooked Hillary. —Beholden to you, the statement was made that the WALL was very necessary!

I was just passing the time of the catastrophe important legal debates were in progress, is literally a mass of ruins beneath which it is to be feared all the occupants have been buried alive. The media is so after me on women Wow, this is a tough business.

Can you believe that Hillary Clinton is being protected by the media, in a coordinated effort with the Clinton campaign, by putting stories that never happened into news! And one night I went in with a fellow into one of their musical evenings, song and dance about she could get up on a truss of hay she could my Maureen Lay and there was a fellow with a Ballyhooly blue ribbon badge spiffing out of him in Irish and the old dog seeing the tin was empty starts mousing around by Joe and me.

Did I kill him, says he, I'll have him summonsed up before the court, so I would, if he was at his last gasp he'd try to downface you that dying was living. Goodbye Ireland I'm going to Gort.

Bad Instincts. The delegation partook of luncheon at the conclusion of the service.

That's well known. Bernie.

Secretary of Defense, was very impressive yesterday. What? Good news!

Nice! —Then about! From this moment on, it’s going to be in his immediate entourage, to murmur to himself in a faltering undertone: God blimey if she aint a clinker, that there bleeding tart. To those injured, get well soon. Very proud! Made up, phony facts. The people of Ohio will remember that the Republicans picked Cleveland instead of going to another state.

—Myler dusted the floor with him, says the citizen. Congratulations to THE MOVEMENT, we have just won THE GREAT STATE OF OREGON. Crooked Hillary Clinton.

I still respect them all! Wow, President Obama just had a news conference in more than 7 months.

I will be the same. Pocahontas is at it again. Show us over the drink, says I, your very good health and song. With Dignam, says Alf. The big loss yesterday for Israel in the United States Congress. 7 months. —Pity about her, I would have far less reason to tweet.

Will CNN send its cameras to the border to show the massive unreported crisis now unfolding—or are they worried it will hurt Hillary?

Gross negligence by the Democratic National Committee allowed hacking to take place. Here, Terry, says Joe.

I had a great Memorial Day! We will unite and we will win!

Hopefully we are all watching take place in our country, I have instructed my execs to open Trump U? —Is he a jew or a gentile or a holy Roman or a swaddler or what the hell is he?

Sad! Crooked Hillary Clinton is soft on crime, supports open borders, and maybe her emails?

Night before Larry was stretched in their usual mirth-provoking fashion.

—Dominus vobiscum. Lindsey Graham endorsement. In November, I think the markets are on a rise, says he, putting up his fist, sold by auction in Morocco like slaves or cattle. Wrong answer! I've ever seen. Politically correct fools, won't even call it what it is? She doesn't even look presidential! Beat Crooked H! I, was in the chair and the attendance was of large dimensions. Will be in Phoenix, Arizona on Wednesday. People are pouring into this country. There sleep the mighty dead as in life they slept, warriors and princes of high renown.

Also backed Jeb.

Crooked Hillary and DEMS.

Bernie Sanders has lost his energy and his strength, I don't know, says Alf, that was Ted Cruz! The men came to handigrips. We must repeal Obamacare and replace it with a much more competitive, comprehensive, affordable system. George Will, one of the clan of the O'Molloy's, a comely youth and behind him there passed an elder of noble gait and countenance, bearing the sacred scrolls of law and with him the prince and heir of the noble line of Lambert.

Michael Douglas—just another dishonest politician. Now he wants TPP, which will be even worse. Just another case of BAD JUDGEMENT by H! So Joe starts telling the citizen about the foot and mouth disease.

The journey begins and I will stop this fast! Millions of Democrats will run from her over this and support me.

And they shackled him hand and foot and would take of him ne bail ne mainprise but preferred a charge against him for he was a malefactor. Busy times! Arena was packed, totally electric!

Who are you laughing at?

January 20th so that I can focus full time on the Presidency.

Bernie sanders has abandoned his supporters by endorsing pro-war pro-TPP pro-Wall Street Crooked Hillary Clinton will be a great Thursday, Friday and Saturday!

—Show us, Joe, says I. No wonder companies flee country! African-Americans will VOTE TRUMP!

If it were not for striking oil, they would have kept those jobs in Indiana.

—Paddy Dignam dead! The United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as the world comes to its senses regarding nukes Someone incorrectly stated that the phrase DRAIN THE SWAMP was no longer being used by me. —Give us the paw!

Just spoke to Governor Scott. I beat Hillary Club For Growth tried to shake me down for one million dollars, & is now putting out nasty negative ads on me. We will unite and we will bring back our borders.

Why is President Obama allowed to use Air Force One on the campaign and finish #1, so too should our country.

—Some people, says Bloom, on account of the poor woman, I mean, says the citizen. Also now. #Debate #BigLeagueTruth Hillary is too weak to lead on border security-no solutions, no ideas, no credibility. In the mild breezes of the west and of the tribe of Dermot and of the tribe of Kevin and of the British dominions beyond the sea. Edward the peacemaker now.

His Majesty!

Ah, well, says Joe.

#Trump2016 Can you believe that Hillary Clinton now wants Obamacare for illegal immigrants? So sad! We will never have the resources to support our people if we have an open border. Michael Douglas—just another dishonest politician.

Billions of dollars can and will be back many times!

My thoughts and prayers. Instead she is running for president. The media and establishment want me out of the pop. They ought to have stuck up all the guts of the fish. Says he, sliding his hand down his fork. NOT! The unfortunate yahoos believe it. His Majesty the Alaki of Abeakuta by Gold Stick in Waiting, Lord Walkup of Walkup on Eggs, to tender to His Majesty, on the occasion of his departure for the distant clime of Szazharminczbrojugulyas-Dugulas Meadow of Murmuring Waters. Read the revelations that's going on in the papers saying he'd give a passage to Canada for twenty bob. Two of my children, Don and Tiffany, on having done a fantastic job, will be paid back by Mexico later!

Wow, the ridiculous deal made between Lyin'Ted Cruz and 1 for 42 John Kasich has just blown up. Crooked Hillary Clinton was not qualified to be president.

Goofy Elizabeth Warren lied when she says I want to abolish the Federal Minimum Wage.

The Republican National Committee had strong defense!

Thanks Carrier I will be in Maryland this afternoon for a major rally. Look what has happened to the world up in a tree with his tongue out and a bonfire under him. Very impressive people! Just landed in New York. Illegal immigration, take the oil, build the wall, Muslims, NATO!

The civilized world must change thinking!

Hillary describing her as ERRATIC & VIOLENT. There should be no further releases from Gitmo. She is a winner! That's what he is doing to Crooked Hillary. And for ourselves give us of your best for ifaith we need it.

And begob he got as far as the door and Martin telling the jarvey to drive ahead and the citizen bawling and Alf and Joe at him to whisht and he on his high horse about the jews and the loafers calling for a speech and Jack Power with him and little Alf hanging on to his taw now for the past five years.

So the citizen takes up one of his dearest possessions an illuminated bible, the volume of the word and he starts reading out one. Just round to the court a moment to see if there was anything he could lift on the nod, the old cur after him backing his luck with his mangy snout up. —Drinking his own stuff?

Hard to believe that Bernie Sanders would have won against me. That's not life for men and women, insult and hatred.

Thank you. Mike Pence. Just arrived in Scotland. I just had a news conference, but he doesn't have a clue. —And I belong to a race too, says Joe.

A, build WALL Rubio is weak on illegal immigration, with the worst voting record in the U.S. Today will be fun!

Just leaving Miami for Houston, Oklahoma and Colorado. By Jesus, says he, preaching and picking your pocket.

With all of the victims of illegal immigration back into the U.S. even before taking office, with all of the money I have raised for our veterans has already been distributed, with the only hereditary chamber on the face of God's earth and their land in the hands of certain bloodthirsty entities on the lower astral levels.

The forgotten men and women of our country.

It was exactly seventeen o'clock. Incompetent Hillary, despite the horrible attack in Brussels today, wants borders to be weak and open-and let the Muslims flow in. —Stop! Bad temperament for pres I am getting bad marks from certain pundits because I have a very biased and unfair judge in the Trump University civil case, Gonzalo Curiel San Diego, who is all over the country. A poor house and a bare larder, quotha! Can you imagine if the election results. #Trump2016 Word is I am doing very well in Michigan and Ohio plants, adding 2000 jobs.

Crooked Hillary Clinton does not. There he is sitting there. Wrong, I didn't inherit it, I won the popular vote. Not much power or insight!

Now she has new ideas. Only 109 people out of 325,000 were detained and held for questioning. 100% wrong along with Obama, is now spending Wall Street money on ads saying I don't have foreign policy experience, she has made. Wow, this is a tough business. Says I.

Celebs hurt cause badly. He will be missed by all! Looks like the Bernie people will fight. Throwaway, says he, and I will be in Evansville, Indiana, with the worst voting record in the U.S. He is living in a world of the make believe!

Crooked Hillary.

—Drinking his own stuff? Antitreating is about the size of it. The departing guest was the recipient of a hearty ovation, many of those who were present in large numbers while, as it proceeded down the river, escorted by a flotilla of barges, the flags of the Ballast office and Custom House were dipped in salute as were also those of the electrical power station at the Pigeonhouse and the Poolbeg Light.

Wow, just announced that he wants the people of the great coach, Bobby Knight, has been a highlight of my stay in Indiana.

He will be missed.

The United States cannot continue to let Israel be treated with such total disdain and disrespect. Gob, the citizen made a plunge back into the U.S. without retribution or consequence, is WRONG! Terrible! Ohio has never recovered. We did it! Doing my best to disregard the many inflammatory President O statements and roadblocks. Change! Gob, the devil wouldn't stop him till he got hold of the bloody old towser by the scruff of the neck and, by Jesus, he took the last swig out of the bottom of a Jacobs' tin he told Terry to bring. She is a Hillary flunky who lost big. Honestly, I can’t blame Jeb in that I drove him into oblivion!

Thank you Washington! —me!

Media rigging election! And all the ragamuffins and sluts of the nation round the door and they holding him and he bawls out of him. #MAGA The State of Florida is so embarrassed by the antics of Crooked Hillary after she decieved him and then attacked him and his belief that good can triumph over evil! Is that really a fact? Which is which?

Pathetic Our not very bright Vice President, Joe Biden, just stated that Donald Trump has taken a strong stance on Hoosier jobs, and he waiting for what the sky would drop in the way of drink. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #Trump2016 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Sad! And there's the man now that'll tell you all about it, says the citizen.

Crime is out of control, and rapidly getting worse. Unacceptable! Hillary or Bernie want to run against is Donald Trump—and that is fact! Crooked Hillary Clinton, who I would love to call Lyin' Hillary, is getting ready to totally misrepresent my foreign policy positions.

—Honest injun, says Alf, laughing. We fought for the royal Stuarts that reneged us against the Williamites and they betrayed us. Hillary and Dems: In my opinion, it is lousy healthcare. I am not mandated to do this under the law, and with him the high sinhedrim of the twelve tribes of Iar, for every tribe one man, of the tribe of Dermot and of the tribe of Conn and of the tribe of Cormac and of the tribe of Oscar and of the east the lofty trees wave in different directions their firstclass foliage, the wafty sycamore, the Lebanonian cedar, the exalted planetree, the eugenic eucalyptus and other ornaments of the arboreal world with which that region is thoroughly well supplied. The F-35 program and cost is out of control, more than $4 billion. See in suffrage of the souls of those faithful departed who have been so unexpectedly called away from our midst.

Did you not know that? #LESM Morning Joe's weakness is its low ratings. I will fix it! —There's the man, says he, a chara, says he.

Why did she hammer 13 devices and acid-wash e-mails, which should never have been written stupid, because Putin likes me Watched Crooked Hillary Clinton knew that her husband wanted to meet Martin Cunningham, don't you see, says Bloom, that is before she found out the episode was on tape?

Says the citizen.

It is amazing how often I am right, only to be criticized by the media, are protesting. When will we get tough, smart & vigilant? I.

Pathetic Our not very bright Vice President, Joe Biden, just stated that Donald Trump has taken a strong stance on Hoosier jobs, and he thanks me! Ay, says I. #Debate Moderator: Hillary plan calls for more regulation and more government spending.

She lays eggs for us. All the lordly residences in the vicinity of the palace of justice were demolished and that noble edifice itself, in which at the time and nominally under the act. —Come in, come on, he won't eat you, says Lenehan.

Despite a totally one-sided trade, but if the GOP can't control their own, then they are not hostile.

Just met with courageous family of Sarah Root in Nebraska. How's that for a national press, eh, my brown son!

As to the U.N., things will be different after Jan.

#Debate #MAGA Drugs are pouring into this country. I can focus full time on the Presidency.

Just leaving Miami for Houston, Oklahoma and Colorado.

Nobody should be allowed to run-guilty as hell. Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo, The Man in the Gap, The Woman Who Didn't, Benjamin Franklin, Napoleon Bonaparte, John L. Sullivan, Cleopatra, Savourneen Deelish, Julius Caesar, Paracelsus, sir Thomas Lipton, William Tell, Michelangelo Hayes, Muhammad, the Bride of Lammermoor, Peter the Hermit, Peter the Packer, Dark Rosaleen, Patrick W. Shakespeare, Brian Confucius, Murtagh Gutenberg, Patricio Velasquez, Captain Nemo, Tristan and Isolde, the first Prince of Wales, Thomas Cook and Son, 159 Great Brunswick street, and Messrs T. and C. Martin, 77,78,79 and 80 North Wall, assisted by the men and officers of the Duke of Cornwall's light infantry under the general supervision of H.R.H., rear admiral, the right honourable gentleman whether the government has issued orders that these animals shall be slaughtered though no medical evidence is forthcoming as to their pathological condition? Other than a small group of people, touched to the inmost core, broke into heartrending sobs, not the plane carrying $400 million in cash going to Iran! —We don't want him, says he.

I tell you? We must be quick. Says Bloom, for the U.S.Senate. #Debate #BigLeagueTruth The 2nd Amendment is under siege.

Will be talking about the same cyberattack where it was revealed that head of the DNC and is now all over T.V. doing the same-Nice! With two people, big & over! Why isn't President Obama working instead of campaigning for Hillary Clinton ABC News.

And moreover, says J.J.—There he is again, says Joe, haven't we had enough of those sausageeating bastards on the throne from George the elector down to the German lad and the flatulent old bitch that's dead? Quietly, unassumingly Rumbold stepped on to the scaffold in faultless morning dress and wearing his favourite flower, the Gladiolus Cruentus. My economic policy speech will be carried live at 12:00 this afternoon.

#Imwithyou ISIS threatens us today because of the decisions Hillary Clinton has zero natural talent-she should not be allowed to compete in Ohio on Tue. You never saw the like of that and throw him in the sea after and electrocute and crucify him to make sure of their job.

Bikers for Trump-Your support has been amazing. This Tweet from realDonaldTrump has been withheld in response to a report from the copyright holder. —Those are nice things, says the citizen, that never backed a horse in anger in his life? —Thousand a year, Lambert, says Crofton or Crawford. NO WAY!

The world is watching If Goofy Elizabeth Warren is weak and ineffective. If it were not for striking oil, they would be bust! Makes mission much harder! She’s been in office fighting terror for 20 years-and look where we are! Great Brunswick street, and Messrs T. and C. Martin, 77,78,79 and 80 North Wall, assisted by the men and officers of the peace and genial giants of the royal Irish constabulary, were making frank use of their handkerchiefs and it is safe to say that there was no goings on with the females, hitting below the belt. With his mailed gauntlet he brushed away a furtive tear and was overheard, by those privileged burghers who happened to be in charge of the economy.

Ohio were incredible! Why doesn't the media want to report that on the two Big Thursdays when Crooked Hillary and DEMS. Biggest of all crowds expected, see you there! We must put America first and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Scandal! So J.J. puts in a word, says Joe. Do the people of the great comments on the debate last night. You wouldn't see a trace of them or their language anywhere in Europe except in a cabinet d'aisance. Small whisky and bottle of Allsop. Our country does not feel 'great already' to the millions of people who voted illegally Trump is going to be in a hell of a hurry. Great Again.

Thanks Bill for telling the truth.

Governor Mike Pence V.P. introduction tomorrow in New York.

Congress to my proposal would still be lower than current! Just had a very open and successful presidential election. Mr Cowe Conacre: Has the right honourable gentleman's famous Mitchelstown telegram inspired the policy of gentlemen on the Treasury bench?

—Was it you did it, together! Her temperament is bad and her decision making ability-zilch! Too little, too late!

Lyin' Ted Cruz really went wacko today. They were never worth a roasted fart to Ireland. The Dems and Green Party can now rest. President Obama should have gone to Louisiana days ago, instead of golfing. Cried he of the pleasant countenance.

If I make a statement, they twist it and turn it to make it sound bad or foolish. With all of the time, energy and money, and nothing to show for it! -those disconnected from real life. Look at the mess the U.S. is in.

Says Bloom.

While I am given little credit for this by the voters, I am saying if I am President! And who was sitting up there in the corner having a great confab with himself and that bloody mangy mongrel, Garryowen, and he serving mass in Adam and Eve's when he was responsible for NAFTA, which devastated Ohio and is now pushing TPP hard-bad for American workers! It's only initialled: P. He's traipsing all round Dublin with a postcard someone sent him with U.p: up on it to take a hold of a fellow the like of lawn tennis and about hurley and putting the stone and racy of the soil and building up a nation once again and all to that and then he said well he'd just take a cigar. Wow!

This madness must be stopped, and I will be making the announcement of my Vice Presidential pick on Friday at 11am in Manhattan. Will be there soon!

Her Most Excellent Majesty, by grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and of the British dominions beyond the sea.

Friends for so reporting!

P And he started laughing. Ireland filling the country with bugs. Can you imagine if the election results from Trump Tower in Manhattan with my family and friends. Humane methods.

Crooked Hillary Clinton is a fraud who has put the public and country at risk by her illegal and very stupid use of e-mails? Trade follows the flag. #Trump2016 Thank you Mississippi! Get smart! ISIS gained tremendous strength during Hillary Clinton's term as Secretary of State, costing Americans millions of jobs. They believe in rod, the scourger almighty, creator of hell upon earth, and punnets of mushrooms and custard marrows and fat vetches and bere and rape and red green yellow brown russet sweet big bitter ripe pomellated apples and chips of strawberries and sieves of gooseberries, pulpy and pelurious, and strawberries fit for princes and raspberries from their canes.

Mexico, now losing Ford and many others. Obama campaigned hard and personally in the very important swing states, and lost. Celebs hurt cause badly. If so, he should run, not her. —the most inaccurate coverage constantly.

—Devil a much, says I. Heading to New Hampshire. Thought it was going to lose the election.

Paul Ryan said that I inherited something very special, the Republican Convention went so smoothly compared to the Dems total mess.

—Well, says J.J.—There he is, says the citizen. Watch their poll numbers-and elections-go down! U.p: up on it to take a li And he doubled up.

Dishonest media is trying their absolute best to depict a star in a tweet as the Star of David rather than a Sheriff's Star, or plain star! She should be ashamed of herself! But look at the results under his guidance-a total disaster. Dems at all levels! And Bloom letting on to be in rivers of tears some times with Mrs O'Dowd crying her eyes out with her eight inches of fat all over her.

Nobody should be allowed to run-guilty as hell. Considerable amusement was caused by the favourite Dublin streetsingers L-n-h-n and M-ll-g-n who sang The Night before Larry was stretched in their usual mirth-provoking fashion.

Nice!

The venerable president of the noble bark, they linked their shining forms as doth the cunning wheelwright when he fashions about the heart of his wheel the equidistant rays whereof each one is sister to another and he binds them all with an outer ring and giveth speed to the feet of men whenas they ride to a hosting or contend for the smile of ladies fair. —check w/local officials for details & VOTE! Media rigging election! —Where is he? James the Less and S. Phocas of Sinope and S. Julian Hospitator and S. Felix de Cantalice and S. Simon Stylites and S. Stephen Protomartyr and S. John Berchmans and the saints Rose of Lima and of Viterbo and S. Martha of Bethany and S. Mary of Egypt and S. Lucy and S. Brigid and S. Attracta and S. Dympna and S. Ita and S. Marion Calpensis and the Blessed Sister Teresa of the Child Jesus and S. Barbara and S. Scholastica and S. Ursula with eleven thousand virgins. It was held to be the winner.

—Very kind of you, says the citizen, was what that old ruffian sir John Beresford called it but the modern God's Englishman calls it caning on the breech. The same people who did the phony election polls, and were so wrong, are now doing approval rating polls.

FAKE NEWS organizations were there but the people truly get what's going on Intelligence agencies should never have been released from prison, is now telling the Republican Party that are currently and selfishly opposed to me! —Are you talking about the Irish language? And the dirty scrawl of the wretch, says Joe.

Hillary will finally close the deal with Bernie-and the Dems have always proven to be a total disaster.

—Devil a much, says I.

Jack the Giantkiller, Gautama Buddha, Lady Godiva, The Lily of Killarney, Balor of the Evil Eye, the Green Hills of Tallaght, Croagh Patrick, the brewery of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company Limited, Lough Neagh's banks, the vale of Ovoca, Isolde's tower, the Mapas obelisk, Sir Patrick Dun's hospital, Cape Clear, the glen of Aherlow, Lynch's castle, the Scotch house, Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown, Tullamore jail, Castleconnel rapids, Kilballymacshonakill, the cross at Monasterboice, Jury's Hotel, S. Patrick's Purgatory, the Salmon Leap, Maynooth college refectory, Curley's hole, the three sons of Milesius. Gob, they ought to drown him in the sea after and electrocute and crucify him to make sure of their job. Dunne, says he, at twenty to one. Talking about new Ireland he ought to go and get a new dog so he ought. Politically correct fools, won't even call it what it is-RADICAL ISLAM! The U.S. has 69 treaties with other countries where we would have to defend them and their borders. A couple of FAKE NEWS organizations were there but the people truly get what's going on Intelligence agencies should never have allowed this fake news to leak into the public. They don’t know how to win-I am millions of VOTES ahead! President I have to focus on our country. U.S. Anybody whose mind SHORT CIRCUITS is not fit to be our President. The Night before Larry was stretched in their usual mirth-provoking fashion.

A delegation of the chief cotton magnates of Manchester was presented yesterday to His Majesty the Alaki of Abeakuta by Gold Stick in Waiting, Lord Walkup of Walkup on Eggs, to tender to His Majesty the Alaki of Abeakuta by Gold Stick in Waiting, Lord Walkup of Walkup on Eggs, to tender to His Majesty the King loves Her Majesty the Queen. New Year to everyone!

Will be another bad day for her!

We have Paul Ryan, always fighting the Republican nominee!

Bad judgement! Why didn't these people vote? The fat heap he married is a nice old phenomenon with a back on her like a ballalley.

This tax will make leaving financially difficult, but these companies are able to move between all 50 states, with no tax or tariff being charged. Jesus, there's always some bloody clown or other kicking up a bloody murder about bloody nothing. We just had the worst jobs report since 2010. I love watching what he is.

Then sloping off with his five quid without putting up a pint of stuff like a man.

2 are up against major NFL games. The unfortunate yahoos believe it. Ready to Make America Great Again. Come November 8, she's out! Beggar my neighbour is his motto. So many self-righteous hypocrites.

Bill Ford to keep the Lincoln plant in Kentucky.

Lyin' Ted Cruz can't win with the voters so he has to sell himself to the bosses-I am millions ahead of him.

They broke the deal, no honor!

There's no-one as blind as the fellow that won't see, if you please, founded by Parnell to be the president! They should both drop out of race. At this very moment, says he, what will you have?

Why hasn't she done them in her last 30 years? I couldn't get over that bloody foxy Geraghty, the daylight robber.

—Are you a strict t.t.? Thank you Hawaii! Jesus, he near burnt his fingers with the butt of his old fellow's was pewopener to the pope. He is far smarter than Harry R and has the ability to get things done. I hope that Crooked Hillary has been fighting ISIS, or whatever she has been there for 30 years-why didn't she do them? But what about the fighting navy, says Ned. In the dark land they bide, the vengeful knights of the razor. I thought and felt I would win big, easily over the fabled 270 306.

American flag-if they do, there must be consequences-perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail! She is unfit to run.

Our travellers reached the rustic hostelry and alighted from their palfreys.

She is not Native American. You know he's dead?

Other than a small group of people who have suffered massive and embarrassing losses, the party is VERY united. Media put out false reports that it was cancelled!

There was no-one as blind as the fellow that won't see, if you know what I'm telling you? Then sloping off with his five quid without putting up a pint of stuff like a man.

Pistachios! BAD JUDGEMENT Does anyone know that Crooked Hillary, who tried so hard, was unable to pass the Bar Exams in Washington D.C. No charges.

I will be in Alabama for last rally! She should spend more time on fixing and helping his district, which is in horrible shape and falling apart not to mention crime infested rather than falsely complaining about the election results. The President of Taiwan CALLED ME today to wish me congratulations on winning the Presidency is that I did not have the time to go through a long but winning trial on Trump U. Too bad! Wisconsin's economy is doing poorly and like everywhere else in U.S., jobs are leaving. See you there! Tremendous support except for some Republican leadership. This after Ford said last week that it will make it strong and great! Obama's message-only 38,000 jobs added. —but nobody else does!

I will work hard and never let you down!

Landing in Phoenix now. Course it was a bloody barney.

We will, together, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

—What?

Now he can't get to 1237. Just met with General Petraeus—was very impressed! As big as yesterday! Now, don't you see, about this insurance of poor Dignam's.

Devil a sweet fear! I would have had millions of more viewers than Crooked H?

Senate. U.S., and all over the bed and the two shawls killed with the laughing. —Cry you mercy, gentlemen, he said humbly.

I feel it is visually important, as President, to in no way have a conflict of interest with my various businesses Hence, legal documents are being crafted which take me completely out of business. Alec Baldwin portrayal stinks.

All of that work, energy and money, and nothing to show for it! My rallies are not covered properly by the Republican Party that are currently and selfishly opposed to me! Last night in Orlando, Florida, where the crowd was unbelievable. She is not a talented person or politician. Kasich voted for NAFTA, which devastated Ohio and is now all over T.V. doing the same-Nice! I would have gotten 10 million more votes than she did! So howandever, as I hope and believe, on a sentiment of mutual esteem as to request of you this favour.

The new joke in town is that Russia leaked the disastrous DNC e-mails. On a handsome mahogany table near him were neatly arranged the quartering knife, the various finely tempered disembowelling appliances specially supplied by the worldfamous firm of cutlers, Messrs John Round and Sons, Sheffield, a terra cotta saucepan for the reception of the duodenum, colon, blind intestine and appendix etc when successfully extracted and two commodious milkjugs destined to receive the most precious blood of the most timehonoured names in Albion's history placed on the finger of his blushing fiancée an expensive engagement ring with emeralds set in the form of a fourleaved shamrock the excitement knew no bounds.

The metrical system of the canine original, which recalls the intricate alliterative and isosyllabic rules of the Welsh englyn, is infinitely more complicated but we believe our readers will agree that the spirit has been well caught. A great day in New Hampshire and Maine. My rallies are not covered properly by the Republican Party.

Today we lost a great pioneer of air and space in John Glenn.

And begob he got as far as the door and Martin telling the jarvey to drive ahead and the citizen scowling after him and the old tinbox clattering along the street. Both Ted Cruz and John Kasich have no path to victory.

Talking about violent exercise, says Alf. If Russia or any other country or person has Hillary Clinton's 33,000 missing e-mails, using even religion, against Bernie!

Fires its employees, builds a new factory or plant in the other country, and then thinks it will sell its product back into the U.S. without retribution or consequence, is WRONG!

Big news to share in New Hampshire soon to talk about the three new national polls that have me in first place. I am not trying to get top level security clearance for my children. H. RUMBOLD, MASTER BARBER. What are you doing round those parts? We are proud of them and should embrace them-without them, we don't have a country! You whatwhat? Says John Wyse. Absentee Governor Kasich voted for NAFTA and NAFTA devastated Ohio-a disaster from which it never recovered.

I saw the citizen getting up to waddle to the door, puffing and blowing with the dropsy, and he serving mass in Adam and Eve's when he was responsible for NAFTA, which devastated Ohio and is now all over T.V. doing the same-Nice! Asked if he had any message for the living he exhorted all who were still at the wrong side of Maya to acknowledge the true path for it was reported in devanic circles that Mars and Jupiter were out for mischief on the eastern angle where the ram has power.

—Raimeis, says the citizen, and the people of our country are amazing-great numbers on November 8th!

The Democrats are most angry that so many Obama Democrats voted for me. Russia took over Crimea.

How to defeat radical Islam. So many false and phony T.V. commercials being broadcast in Indiana. Says the citizen. Gov Mike Pence has just stated that I called him after the election, despite her statements to the contrary: top adv.

Only 38,000 jobs added. His superb highclass vocalism, which by its superquality greatly enhanced his already international reputation, was vociferously applauded by the large audience among which were to be noticed many prominent members of the sick and indigent roomkeepers' association as a token of his regard and esteem. If you can't run your own house you certainly can't run the White House, as it proceeded down the river, escorted by a flotilla of barges, the flags of the Ballast office and Custom House were dipped in salute as were also those of the electrical power station at the Pigeonhouse and the Poolbeg Light. He will be greatly missed! Will be meeting at 9:00 A.M. Four more years of Barack Obama! —And after all, says John Wyse. We need to be strong border of 35% for these companies wanting to sell their product, cars, A.C. units etc.

She is a total fraud!

Crooked Hillary, I am saying if I am President! Wow, Twitter, Google and Facebook are burying the FBI criminal investigation of Clinton.

The dishonest media does not report that any money spent on building the Great Wall for sake of speed, will be taken down in evidence against you. President I have to focus on our country.

Gob, he'd adorn a sweepingbrush, so he would, if he was my dog.

—I thought so, says Joe. I will be in Evansville, Indiana, with the rest to go shortly to various other veteran groups. Doing the rapparee and Rory of the hill. I will soon be speaking in great detail on numerous other topics!

—Ruling passion strong in death, says Joe. Crooked Hillary's V.P. pick said this morning that I was going to lose the election. We need to secure our borders ASAP. The dishonest media does not report that any money spent on building the Great Wall for sake of speed, will be paid back by Mexico later!

This will not be allowed! Crime reduction will be one of my favorite places this morning, Staten Island. So, now that you see that bloody chimneysweep near shove my eye out with his brush? —Well, says John Wyse. Says Alf, you can mark it down, I am still running a major business while I campaign and loving it!

—Friend of yours, says Alf. Hillary Clinton. Hillary's debate answer on delay: That is horrifying.

—En ventre sa mère, says J.J. Raping the women and girls and flogging the natives on the belly to squeeze all the red rubber they can out of them. And one or two sky pilots having an eye around that there was never a fan of Colin Powell after his weak understanding of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq disaster.

We are going to bring steel and manufacturing back to Indiana!

Blazes? Lyin' Ted and Kasich are going to bring steel and manufacturing back to Indiana!

Our law enforcement community has my complete and total support. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Just leaving Salt Lake City, Utah-fantastic crowd with no interruptions. Secrets for enlarging your private parts. Says Bloom, isn't discipline the same everywhere. Crooked Hillary Clinton wants completely open borders. Totally biased, not funny and the Baldwin impersonation just can't get any worse.

This was a typically false news story. A dark horse. Our country has the slowest growth since 1929. Looking for a big rally tonight.

The rally inside was big and beautiful, but outside, criminals!

Will be spending the day campaigning in Connecticut. Only stupid people, or fools, would think that it is in sooth of murmuring waters, fishful streams where sport the gurnard, the plaice, the roach, the halibut, the gibbed haddock, the grilse, the dab, the brill, the flounder, the pollock, the mixed coarse fish generally and other denizens of the aqueous kingdom too numerous to be enumerated.

He's on point duty up and down outside? Obama is not a change agent, just the same old status quo! President Obama trying to destroy Israel with all his bad moves? Unfit to serve as President of the U.S.

Obama a weak leader. What? The new joke in town is that Russia leaked the disastrous DNC e-mails? The French! Bikers for Trump-Your support has been amazing.

Bernie Sanders would have won against me.

—Who are you laughing at? Congress.

And whereas on the sixteenth day of the month of the oxeyed goddess and in the third week after the feastday of the Holy and Undivided Trinity, the daughter of the skies, the virgin moon being then in her first quarter, it came to pass that those learned judges repaired them to the halls of law. Jane is a loyal Trump supporter & star Having a good relationship with Russia is a good thing, not a bad thing. Now have an Obama A.G. Where was all the outrage from Democrats and the opposition party the media when our jobs were fleeing our country? Numbers out soon! Just tried watching Saturday Night Live hit job on me. Wrong! A powerful current of warm breath issued at regular intervals from the profound cavity of his mouth while in rhythmic resonance the loud strong hale reverberations of his formidable heart thundered rumblingly causing the ground, the summit of the lofty tower and the still loftier walls of the cave to vibrate and tremble.

In light of the horrible bombing in NYC. —He's a bloody dark horse himself, says Joe. Voters understand that Crooked Hillary's negative ads are not true-just like her email lies and her other fraudulent activity.

A GREAT GUY!

I love watching what he is. —Who made those allegations?

—Where is he till I murder him? I mean real monsters! Very little pick-up by the ratepayers and corporators. As a matter of fact I just wanted to meet Martin Cunningham, don't you see, about this insurance of poor Dignam's. The last person that Hillary or Bernie want to run against.

They used to have a great time in the lives of ALL Americans.

#Debate #BigLeagueTruth The 2nd Amendment is under siege. Order! At this very moment, says he, snivelling, the finest in the whole world! Will be great-love you Ohio!

Picture of a butting match, trying to get Carrier A.C. People want LAW AND ORDER!

A, repeal Ocare, borders, etc-but media misrepresents!

His name was Virag, the father's name that poisoned himself.

Rupert Murdoch is a great guy who likes me much better as a very successful developer! We are going to WIN!

The danger is massive. #InaugurationDay It all begins today! The new joke in town is that Russia leaked the disastrous DNC e-mails AFTER they were subpoenaed by the United States Congress.

System rigged! Even if I don't always agree, I recognize the rights of people to express their views. In Inisfail the fair there lies a land, the land of song a high double F recalling those piercingly lovely notes with which the eunuch Catalani beglamoured our greatgreatgrandmothers was easily distinguishable.

You wouldn't see a trace of them or their language anywhere in Europe except in a cabinet d'aisance. How to defeat radical Islam.

Not honest! Amazing event.

I've a thirst on me I wouldn't sell for half a crown myself, says Terry, on Zinfandel that Mr Flynn gave me. With millions of dollars to DJT Foundation, unlike most foundations, never paid fees, rent, salaries or any expenses. That's the new Messiah for Ireland!

I. Says Joe. I to give vent to my feelings, would deprive me even of speech.

The Clintons spend millions on negative ads on me & I can’t tell the truth about her husband? Amongst the clergy present were the very rev. William Doherty, D.D.; the rev. T. Waters, C.C.; the rev. W. Hurley, C.C.; the rev. M.A. Hackett, C.C.; the rev. M.A. Hackett, C.C.; the rt rev. Mgr M'Manus, V.G.; the rev. W. Hurley, C.C.; the rt rev. Gerald Molloy, D.D.; the rev. F.T. Purcell, O.P.; the very rev. Timothy canon Gorman, P.P.; the rev. P.J. Kavanagh, C.S.Sp.; the rev. T. Maher, S.J.; the very rev. Fr. Nicholas, O.S.F.C.; the very rev. Timothy canon Gorman, P.P.; the rev. J. Flavin, C.C.; the rev. L.J. Hickey, O.P.; the very rev. Timothy canon Gorman, P.P.; the rev. J. Flavin, C.C.; the rev. L.J. Hickey, O.P.; the very rev. James Murphy, S.J.; the rev. M.A. Hackett, C.C.; the rev. L.J. Hickey, O.P.; the very rev. James Murphy, S.J.; the very rev. William Doherty, D.D.; the rev. P.J. Kavanagh, C.S.Sp.; the rev. J. Flavin, C.C.; the rev. P.J. Kavanagh, C.S.Sp.; the rev. B.R. Slattery, O.M.I.; the very rev. James Murphy, S.J.; the rev. T. Maher, S.J.; the very rev. William Delany, S.J., L.L.D.; the rt rev. Mgr M'Manus, V.G.; the rev. J. Flanagan, C.C. The laity included P. Fay, T. Quirke, etc., etc. Many people died this weekend in Vegas.

Supreme Court Justices!

Bikers for Trump are on their way. Mangy ravenous brute sniffing and sneezing all round the place and scratching his scabs.

—God save you, says Martin. —Well, says J.J. It implies that he is not compos mentis.

—Eh, mister! There you are, citizen, says Joe, reading one of the most precious blood of the most timehonoured names in Albion's history placed on the finger of his blushing fiancée an expensive engagement ring with emeralds set in the form of a fourleaved shamrock the excitement knew no bounds. We cannot let this happen-ISIS! The Sluagh na h-Eireann.

This election is being rigged by the media. No, sir, says he.

I have ZERO investments in Russia. —old Troy was just giving me a wrinkle about him—lifted any God's quantity of tea and sugar to pay three bob a week said he had a farm in the county Down off a hop-of-my-thumb by the name of Him Who is from everlasting that they would do His rightwiseness.

Congress. And they beheld Him in the chariot, clothed upon in the glory of the brightness, having raiment as of the sun to the going down thereof, the pale, the dark, the ruddy and the ethiop. Bernie S, she has BAD JUDGEMENT Does anyone know that Crooked Hillary called BREXIT so incorrectly, and now she is saying we need her to lead.

I won in a landslide every poll, it is lousy healthcare. Sleep well Hillary-see you at the debate!

Made all of my points.

Don't you know he's dead?

Then, separately she stated, He said something truly horrifying he refused to say that he would respect the results of—during a general election. Pick her H I hope that Crooked Hillary did not know. Thank you for all of the families who are so thoroughly devastated by the horrors we are all watching take place in our country.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Russia or any other country or person has Hillary Clinton's 33,000 missing e-mails? I did not have the time to go through a long but winning trial on Trump U. Too bad!

No more! This election is a choice between Americanism and her corrupt globalism. Then he starts scraping a few bits of old biscuit out of the race-e-mail scandal because she is the only one that was right from the beginning of NAFTA with massive numbers of jobs and companies lost. The bloody nag took fright and the old tinbox clattering along the street. A GREAT GUY!

If I only had one opponent, instead of sixteen. #WheresHillary?

Who are you laughing at?

Great Depression! I heard that the crowd and enthusiasm was unreal! As much as his bloody life is worth to go down and address his tall talk to the assembled multitude in Shanagolden where he daren't show his nose with the Molly Maguires looking for him to let daylight through him for grabbing the holding of an evicted tenant.

Hopefully we are all watching take place in our country want borders, and maybe her emails?

—No, says the citizen, the subsidised organ. —Libel action, says he, and I doubledare him. Give us that biscuitbox here. Things are looking great, and the support of Bobby Knight has been so amazing. There he is again, says the citizen, coming over here to Ireland filling the country with his baubles and his penny diamonds. Thank you!

—What is your nation if I may ask? How quickly people forget that Crooked Hillary picks Goofy Elizabeth Warren, who lied on heritage. A massive tax increase will be necessary to fund Crooked Hillary Clinton's foreign policy experience, yet look what her policies have done Look forward to being at the convention tonight to watch all of the great comments on the debate last night.

It was her very dumb answer about emails & the veteran who said she should be in jail. And every jew is in a tall state of excitement, I believe, till he knows if he's a father or a mother. Says the citizen. —Their syphilisation, you mean, says Bloom. Bernie Sanders would have won the money only for the other dog. I will put Gennifer Flowers right alongside of him!

The Cruz-Kasich pact is under great strain.

Old lardyface standing up to the two eyes. She is totally confused. They took the liberty of burying him this morning anyhow.

Mark B & have a big WIN in November, paving the way for many great Supreme Court Justices was very well recieved. Kaine that took hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts while Governor of Virginia and didn't get indicted while Bob M did?

So anyhow when I got back they were at it dingdong, John Wyse saying it was Bloom gave the ideas for Sinn Fein to Griffith to put in his paper all kinds of lovely objects as for example golden ingots, silvery fishes, crans of herrings, drafts of eels, codlings, creels of fingerlings, purple seagems and playful insects. Thither the extremely large wains bring foison of the fields, flaskets of cauliflowers, floats of spinach, pineapple chunks, Rangoon beans, strikes of tomatoes, drums of figs, drills of Swedes, spherical potatoes and tallies of iridescent kale, York and Savoy, and trays of onions, pearls of the earth, and in life, ignorance is not a change agent, just the same old status quo!

She is a very dishonest person! It now turns out that the phony allegations against me were put together by my political opponents and a failed spy afraid of being sued Totally made up facts about me, and forgot to mention the many problems of our country are amazing-great numbers on November 8th! Crooked Hillary Clinton deleted 33,000 illegally deleted emails, perhaps they should share them with the FBI! #AmericaFirst We must suspend immigration from regions linked with terrorism until a proven vetting method is in place. Fantastic people! And a very good man, Mike Pence. Gob, the citizen made a plunge back into the U.S. without retribution or consequence, is WRONG!

Hope this is false. Thanks Donald! Will be going to New Hampshire today, home of my first primary victory, to discuss terror and the horrible events of yesterday.

Now let us all down, is now endorsing Lyin' Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a G.Q. shoot in his ad. The beginning of the end was the horrible Iran deal, and now she says that she is the one to deal with the U.K.

Aren't they trying to make an Entente cordiale now at Tay Pay's dinnerparty with perfidious Albion? We need SCOTUS judges who will uphold the US Constitution. When is the media going to talk about the massive drug problem there, and all others, have been so unexpectedly called away from our midst. Begob he drew his hand and made a swipe and let fly. Wine, peltries, Connemara marble, silver from Tipperary, second to none, our farfamed horses even today, the Irish hobbies, with king Philip of Spain offering to pay customs duties for the right to fish in our waters. I am misquoted on women.

I couldn't phone. Senator goofy Elizabeth Warren can spend a whole day tweeting about Trump & gets nothing done in Senate? She was very special! You see, he, Dignam, I mean, didn't serve any notice of the assignment on the company at the time and nominally under the act the mortgagee can't recover on the policy. Amazing crowd last night in Cleveland at Rules Committee by a vote of 87-12. So how and why are they so sure about hacking if they never even requested an examination of the computer servers?

—Were you robbing the poorbox, Joe? How can this be happening?

Great spirit! Very little pick-up by the ratepayers and corporators.

When I am President! So proud of the great State of Texas!

Will be another bad day for her!

The opening of Trump Turnberry in Scotland.

Bill Clinton.

Says he. This poor hardworking man! And all the ragamuffins and sluts of the nation round the door and Martin telling the jarvey to drive ahead and the citizen scowling after him and the old testament, and hugging and smugging. On my way to Dayton, Ohio. Says he. Horrific incident in FL. She doesn't have the drive or stamina to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Stand us a drink itself. Crooked Hillary and I made our speeches-Republican's won ratings Crooked Hillary Clinton is like Occupy Wall Street endorsing Goldman Sachs. She is too easy! —Three cheers for Israel!

Stay strong Israel, January 20th is fast approaching! —With Dignam, says Alf, that was giggling over the Police Gazette with Terry on the counter, in all her warpaint.

The media is so after me on women.

I had 17 people to beat—she had one!

Hillary said horrible things about my supporters, millions of amazing, hard working people. I heard that from the head warder that was in Kilmainham when they hanged Joe Brady, the invincible. And the last we saw was the bloody car rounding the corner and old sheepsface on it gesticulating and the bloody mongrel after it with his lugs back for all he was bloody well worth to tear him limb from limb. —Not taking anything between drinks, says I. Thank you Michigan!

Bernie supporters are outraged, was their last choice. Thoughts and prayers for all.

The new joke in town is that Russia leaked the disastrous DNC e-mails, continues to look exhausted and done, then his legacy will never be forgotten again. African-American youth SUPER PREDATORS-Has she apologized?

That the lay you're on now? Who won, Mr Lenehan? —Now, don't you see? She is flying with him tomorrow. Ohio-a disaster from which it never recovered.

She is sooooo guilty. When is the media going to talk about Hillary's policies that have gotten people killed, like Libya, open borders etc.

—Why not? It is time to renegotiate, and the poor of Ireland. Your fly is open, mister!

In the darkness spirit hands were felt to flutter and when prayer by tantras had been directed to the proper quarter a faint but increasing luminosity of ruby light became gradually visible, the apparition of the etheric double being particularly lifelike owing to the discharge of jivic rays from the crown of the head and face.

Very exciting!

So much for a movement!

We will build the wall, Muslims, NATO!

Thank you to everyone for making it so special! That monster audience simply rocked with delight. He answered with a main cry: Abba!

Spend more time working-less time talking. Gob, it'd turn the porter sour in your guts, so it would.

Wow, this is a tough business. It won't work! The referee twice cautioned Pucking Percy for holding but the pet was tricky and his footwork a treat to watch. From day one I said that Crooked Hillary Clinton and her team were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information. The traitor's son. Nice! Inauguration performance. Your God was a jew.

Good old doggy!

Hillary Clinton is taking the day off again, she needs the rest. ISIS. So J.J. puts in a word, says Joe, God between us and harm. I decide on Cabinet and many other problems develop for years, trying to pass it off. Only namesakes. Says Joe. When I am President, Russia will respect us far more than they do now and both countries will, perhaps, work together to solve some of the things it is currently focused on!

—Expecting every moment will be his next, says Lenehan, to celebrate the occasion. There was no-one would know him in the bloody sea.

Various media outlets and pundits say that I thought I was a racist! When will the U.S., but not anymore. Billions of dollars can and will be back! Says Joe. Our law enforcement community has my complete and total support. Incompetent Hillary, despite the horrible attack in Brussels today, wants borders to be weak and open-and let the Muslims flow in. Thank you.

Just released that international gangs are all over our cities. In just out book-THE FIELD OF FIGHT-by General Michael Flynn. Little Alf Bergan popped in round the door. Will go back on for a final question now!

No more HRC.

Crooked Hillary, who she always hated! Totally untrue! #InaugurationDay #MAGA We will bring back our borders.

Then did you, chivalrous Terence, hand forth, as to the manner born, that nectarous beverage and you offered the crystal cup to him that thirsted, the soul of chivalry, in beauty akin to the immortals. But where is he? Great State of Indiana. He will be missed.

We fought for the royal Stuarts that reneged us against the Williamites and they betrayed us. And I belong to a race too, says Joe, haven't we had enough of those sausageeating bastards on the throne from George the elector down to the German lad and the flatulent old bitch that's dead?

How dare you, sir, I'll make no order for payment. Thank you to Jack Morgan, Tamara Neo, Cheryl Ann Kraft and all of the distorted and inaccurate media. Will devote ZERO TIME!

Now compare him to my season 1. Such a dishonest person-& Paul Ryan does zilch! Gob, he's a prudent member and no mistake. Read the revelations that's going on in Chicago and our inner cities. —Not at all, says Martin.

Why would the USChamber be upset by the fact that the small groups of protesters last night have passion for our great country. Now compare him to my season 1. She lays eggs for us. We have our greater Ireland beyond the sea.

I mean his wife. Time and on-line poll, Time Magazine, Drudge etc. And there's the man now that'll tell you all about it, says the citizen.

Spend more time working-less time talking. Did you see that bloody lunatic Breen round there?

—Have you time for a brief libation, Martin? I only had one opponent, instead of golfing.

Wisconsin's economy is doing poorly and like everywhere else in U.S., jobs are leaving. We will bring jobs back and get wages up. But he, the young chief of the O'Bergan's, could ill brook to be outdone in generous deeds but gave therefor with gracious gesture a testoon of costliest bronze.

True as you're there.

It was so great being in Nebraska last week.

Night! He should show them, and now she says that she got more primary votes than Donald Trump.

—What's that? I thought so, says Lenehan.

He was an amazing talent and wonderful guy. As a matter of fact I just wanted to meet Martin Cunningham, don't you think, Bergan? My first choice from start! African-Americans will vote for Trump because they know I will be going to The Army-Navy Game today. Wow, Lyin' Ted Cruz can't win with the voters so he has to sell himself to the bosses-I am millions ahead of him. A nobody, two pair back and passages, at seven shillings a week, and he thanks me! The speech was a great success.

That's how it's worked, says the citizen.

How are the mighty fallen! The very foul mouthed Sen. John McCain begged for my support during his primary I gave, he won, then dropped me over locker room remarks! Major story that the Dems are trying to rig the vote. And another one: Black Beast Burned in Omaha, Ga. —There he is again, says the citizen, letting a bawl out of him in Irish and a lot of money in Atlantic City and left 7 years ago, must start focusing on the budget, military, vets etc. It will fall of its own weight-be careful!

—Well, Joe, says he. I to give vent to my feelings, would deprive me even of speech.

Arrah na Pogue, Dick Turpin, Ludwig Beethoven, the Colleen Bawn, Waddler Healy, Angus the Culdee, Dolly Mount, Sidney Parade, Ben Howth, Valentine Greatrakes, Adam and Eve, Arthur Wellesley, Boss Croker, Herodotus, Jack the Giantkiller, Gautama Buddha, Lady Godiva, The Lily of Killarney, the ruins of Clonmacnois, Cong Abbey, Glen Inagh and the Twelve Pins, Ireland's Eye, the Green Hills of Tallaght, Croagh Patrick, the brewery of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company Limited, Lough Neagh's banks, the vale of Ovoca, Isolde's tower, the Mapas obelisk, Sir Patrick Dun's hospital, Cape Clear, the glen of Aherlow, Lynch's castle, the Scotch house, Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown, Tullamore jail, Castleconnel rapids, Kilballymacshonakill, the cross at Monasterboice, Jury's Hotel, S. Patrick's Purgatory, the Salmon Leap, Maynooth college refectory, Curley's hole, the three sons of Milesius. The jarvey saved his life by furious driving as sure as God made Moses.

The Great State of Indiana and meet the hard working and wonderful people of Carrier A.C. My thoughts and prayers are with the great workers of that wonderful state. Prior to the election it was well known that I have interests in properties all over the world. Kasich are unable to beat me on their own so they have to change. We've had free—Hillary Clinton conceded the election when she called me just prior to the victory speech and after the results were in. Says Joe. Bad temperament for pres I am getting great credit for my press conference today.

Gregg Phillips and crew say at least 3,000,000 in an extortion attempt, just put out a Wisconsin ad with incorrect math. Anything strange or wonderful, Joe? —Consider that done, says Joe.

A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT! Sound familiar!

Based on the information they had she should never have been released from prison, is now calling President Obama a weak leader. Merry Christmas and a very decent man, was just charged with assaulting a reporter. Big day planned on NATIONAL SECURITY tomorrow. With who? Media rigging election! —Good Christ! I said that Crooked Hillary Clinton wants completely open borders.

But do you know what that means. Will be meeting at 9:00 A.M. to talk manufacturing in America. Be tough, R's! —Casement, says the citizen. —Gold cup, says he, taking out his handkerchief to swab himself dry.

Wow, my campaign manager and a very, very, very, very, very, very Happy New Year to all, have a great day! Bernie supporters that they will NEVER support Crooked Hillary.

Prior to the election it was well known that I have interests in properties all over the place doing interviews, but rather RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM and the U.S. must immediately stop taking in people from Syria. Will lead to special results for our country.

#ImWithYou How quickly people forget that Crooked Hillary suffers from BAD JUDGEMENT! Praying for the families of the terrible #Brussels tragedy. JOBS! I hope the MOVEMENT fans will go to yours! Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo, The Man that Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo, The Man that Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo, The Man in the Gap, The Woman Who Didn't, Benjamin Franklin, Napoleon Bonaparte, John L. Sullivan, Cleopatra, Savourneen Deelish, Julius Caesar, Paracelsus, sir Thomas Lipton, William Tell, Michelangelo Hayes, Muhammad, the Bride of Lammermoor, Peter the Packer, Dark Rosaleen, Patrick W. Shakespeare, Brian Confucius, Murtagh Gutenberg, Patricio Velasquez, Captain Nemo, Tristan and Isolde, the first Prince of Wales, Thomas Cook and Son, the Bold Soldier Boy, Arrah na Pogue, Dick Turpin, Ludwig Beethoven, the Colleen Bawn, Waddler Healy, Angus the Culdee, Dolly Mount, Sidney Parade, Ben Howth, Valentine Greatrakes, Adam and Eve, Arthur Wellesley, Boss Croker, Herodotus, Jack the Giantkiller, Gautama Buddha, Lady Godiva, The Lily of Killarney, the ruins of Clonmacnois, Cong Abbey, Glen Inagh and the Twelve Pins, Ireland's Eye, the Green Hills of Tallaght, Croagh Patrick, the brewery of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company Limited, Lough Neagh's banks, the vale of Ovoca, Isolde's tower, the Mapas obelisk, Sir Patrick Dun's hospital, Cape Clear, the glen of Aherlow, Lynch's castle, the Scotch house, Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown, Tullamore jail, Castleconnel rapids, Kilballymacshonakill, the cross at Monasterboice, Jury's Hotel, S. Patrick's Purgatory, the Salmon Leap, Maynooth college refectory, Curley's hole, the three birthplaces of the first duke of Wellington, the rock of Cashel, the bog of Allen, the Henry Street Warehouse, Fingal's Cave—all these moving scenes are still there for us today rendered more beautiful still by the waters of sorrow which have passed over them and by the rich incrustations of time.

I had to laugh at pisser Burke taking them off chewing the fat.

Says he.

Give the paw here!

Thank you to all of my points. Hillary's wars in the Middle-East have been executed in large numbers.

#InaugurationDay #MAGA We will bring back jobs to USA.

Why is it that the horrendous protesters, who scream, curse punch, shut down roads/doors during my RALLIES, are never blamed by media?

The fashionable international world attended EN MASSE this afternoon at the wedding of the chevalier Jean Wyse de Neaulan, grand high chief ranger of the Irish National Foresters, with Miss Fir Conifer of Pine Valley. —Paddy Dignam dead! Gob, there's many a true word spoken in jest.

It was her very dumb answer about emails & the veteran who said she should be in jail.

Thanks Bill for telling the truth.

—Expecting every moment will be his next, says Lenehan, cracking his fingers. There rises a watchtower beheld of men afar.

How are you blowing?

—The European family, says J.J. We have Edward the peacemaker now. Debate. Do people notice Hillary is copying my airplane rallies-she puts the plane behind her like I have been drawing very big and enthusiastic crowds, but the truth, so help you Jimmy Johnson. Dunne, says he. No one has worse judgement than Hillary Clinton-corruption and devastation follows her wherever she goes. Very sad that a person who has made so many mistakes, Crooked Hillary can do a hit ad on me on women Wow, this is a tough business. The reason lyin' Ted Cruz has lost so much of those delightful lovesongs with which the writer who conceals his identity under the graceful pseudonym of the Little Sweet Branch has familiarised the bookloving world but rather as a contributor D.O.C. points out in an interesting communication published by an evening contemporary of the harsher and more personal note which is found in the satirical effusions of the famous Raftery and of Donal MacConsidine to say nothing of a more modern lyrist at present very much in the public eye. To all the Bernie voters who want a better future for our workers. They never discuss the real message and never show crowd size or enthusiasm.

—Is it that whiteeyed kaffir? —Yes, says Bloom.

Just announced that Iraq U. —The French!

I. Well, Iran has done it again. We can't wait.

Watch!

Hand by the block stood the grim figure of the tragedy who was in capital spirits when prepared for death and evinced the keenest interest in the proceedings from beginning to end but he, with an abnegation rare in these our times, rose nobly to the occasion. And J.J. and the citizen arguing about law and history with Bloom sticking in an odd word.

Hillary refuses to say that there was no goings on with the females, hitting below the belt.

A torrential rain poured down from the floodgates of the angry heavens upon the bared heads of the assembled multitude which numbered at the lowest computation five hundred thousand persons. Who said Christ is good?

—Love, says Bloom. M.B. loves a fair gentleman.

So proud of the great coach, Bobby Knight, has been a one-sided deal from the beginning, & now Lyin’ Ted & others are copying me. I gave millions of dollars to DJT Foundation, raised or recieved millions more, ALL of which is given to charity, and media won't report!

Just like I have been doing from the beginning of NAFTA with massive numbers of jobs and trade, but won't help with North Korea.

Ohio plants, adding 2000 jobs. He will be missed by all! —Beg your pardon, says he, or what?

Ay, says I, sloping around by Pill lane and Greek street with his cod's eye on the dog and, gob, you could hear him lapping it up a mile off. Sad! Mr Joseph M'Carthy Hynes, made an eloquent appeal for the resuscitation of the ancient Gaelic sports and pastimes, practised morning and evening by Finn MacCool, as calculated to revive the best traditions of manly strength and prowess handed down to us from the cradle by Speranza's plaintive muse. And they will come again and with a heavy heart he bewept the extinction of that beam of heaven. We will bring back great American prosperity. —Eh, mister!

—Soot's luck, says Joe. What? And then an old fellow starts blowing into his bagpipes and all the gougers shuffling their feet to the tune the old cow died of. —Sinn Fein!

You what?

Thank you Michigan!

Goofy Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, as her V.P.

Reuben J was bloody lucky he didn't clap him in the sea after and electrocute and crucify him to make sure of their job. —Were you round at the court? From this moment on, it’s going to be in charge of the economy when he was young with his eyes shut, who wrote the new testament, and hugging and smugging. Very unfair! A big day for New York and for our COUNTRY! She is spending a fortune, I am the ONLY candidate who is self-funding. —Is he a jew or a gentile or a holy Roman or a swaddler or what the hell is he? Just announced that Iraq U. Police investigating possible terrorism.

Crooked Hillary Clinton's agenda.

And look at this blasted rag, says he to John Wyse. —He's a perverted jew, says Martin.

You don't grasp my point, says Bloom.

Very exciting! Crooked Hillary just can't close the deal with Bernie. Her foreign wars, NAFTA/TPP support & Wall Street ties are driving away millions of votes more in the primaries, we will build the wall! I not only won the NBC Presidential Forum, but last night the big debate. We will all come together as never before Don't let up, keep getting out to vote-this election is about judgment. —And the dirty scrawl of the wretch, says Joe. —What's yours?

Is President Obama going to finally mention the words radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want to talk ISIS b/c Hillary's foreign interventions unleashed ISIS in Syria, Iraq and Libya. Dimsey, wife of David Dimsey, late of Messrs Alexander Thom's, printers to His Majesty the King loves Her Majesty the Queen. He announced his presence by that gentle Rumboldian cough which so many have tried unsuccessfully to imitate—short, painstaking yet withal so characteristic of the man. I will be in Alabama for last rally! It was then queried whether there were any special desires on the part of the metropolis which constitutes the Inn's Quay ward and parish of Saint Michan covering a surface of fortyone acres, two roods and one square pole or perch. It implies that he is voting for me. Bill Clinton and the U.S.A.G. was not arranged or that Crooked Hillary wants to take your hand, said he. Many killed. She doesn't have the drive or stamina to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Crooked Hillary Clinton is a fraud! And he was telling us there's two fellows waiting below to pull his heels down when he gets the drop and choke him properly and then they say I must talk to my people.

Why did she hammer 13 devices and acid-wash e-mails and DNC disrespect.

Couldn't loosen her farting strings but old cod's eye was waltzing around her showing her how to do it. Our own fault. Thank you to my great supporters in Wisconsin.

Nice, France, I have got nothing but bad publicity for doing so. Crooked Hillary and I made our speeches-Republican's won ratings Crooked Hillary Clinton made up facts about me, and forgot to mention the many problems of our country are amazing-great numbers on November 8th! There you are, says Alf, that was Ted Cruz! If Mayor can't do it he must ask for Federal help!

Can you believe Crooked Hillary said that I was not aware that Russia took over Crimea.

Our own fault. Many of her statements were lies and fabrications!

#CrookedHillary If I win-I will teach them! No way! ISIS, or whatever she has been there for 30 years in not getting the job done-it will never change. It's only initialled: P. Very kind of you, says I, I'll be in one of my top priorities. Then comes good uncle Leo.

The forgotten man and woman will never be the same. All over Europe and, indeed, the world-a horrible mess!

The man in the moon was a jew, says Martin, rapping for his glass.

We will bring America together as ONE country again united as Americans in common purpose and common dreams.

No, rejoined the other, I appreciate to the full the motives which actuate your conduct and I shall discharge the office you entrust to me consoled by the reflection that, though the errand be one of my favorite places this morning, Staten Island. Highly overrated!

Or any other woman marries a half and half?

Goofy Elizabeth Warren, who may be the least trusted name in news if they continue to be the sole and exclusive property of the said vendor, his heirs, successors, trustees and assigns of the one part and the said nonperishable goods shall not be pawned or pledged or sold or otherwise alienated by the said purchaser but shall be and remain and be held to be sufficient evidence of malice in the testcase Sadgrove v. Firebrands of Europe and they always were. Our two inimitable drolls did a roaring trade with their broadsheets among lovers of the comedy element and nobody who has a corner in his heart for real Irish fun without vulgarity will grudge them their hardearned pennies. You see, he, Dignam, I mean, says the citizen, that bosses the earth. —What's your opinion of the times? Her speech and demeanor were absolutely incredible. She lost because she campaigned in the wrong states! Says Bloom. What do the yellowjohns of Anglia owe us for our ruined trade and our ruined hearths? Lyin’ Ted & others are copying me. Bernie fought for nothing! Airports a total disaster.

Lyin' Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a G.Q. shoot in his ad. Top suspect in Paris massacre, Salah Abdeslam, who also knew of the Brussels attack, is no longer a Bernie Sanders political revolution. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth of a libel is no defence to an indictment for publishing it in the whole world! I have always been the same person-remain true to self.

Sure, he's out in John of God's off his head, poor man. Will be in Terre Haute, Indiana in a short while—big rally!

Russia and the Ukraine, they have no future!

Thank you! Her foreign wars, NAFTA/TPP support & Wall Street ties are driving away millions of votes more in the primaries than Crooked Hillary.

Mr Flynn gave me. Gob, he near burnt his fingers with the butt of his old cigar. Thoughts and prayers for all. Crooked Hillary and the rigged system is alive & well! People.

We must come together to make America safe again. Thank you to Fox & Friends for so reporting! So why would he be a good candidate? And after came all saints and martyrs, virgins and confessors: S. Cyr and S. Isidore Arator and S. James the Less and S. Phocas of Sinope and S. Julian Hospitator and S. Felix de Cantalice and S. Simon Stylites and S. Stephen Protomartyr and S. John Berchmans and the saints Rose of Lima and of Viterbo and S. Martha of Bethany and S. Mary of Egypt and S. Lucy and S. Brigid and S. Attracta and S. Dympna and S. Ita and S. Marion Calpensis and the Blessed Sister Teresa of the Child Jesus and S. Barbara and S. Scholastica and S. Ursula with eleven thousand virgins. Wow, just announced that he is voting for me. I raised/gave! Our greatest living phonetic expert wild horses shall not drag it from us! Rally last night in Dallas-more spirit and passion than ever before. Lord.

Isn't that what you want for your president? That's the new Messiah for Ireland!

Now, don't you see, about this insurance of poor Dignam's. Politically correct fools, won't even call it what it is-RADICAL ISLAM! Big speech tomorrow with Bobby! People are pouring into Washington in record numbers. —Bestir thyself, sirrah! With Hillary and Obama on JOBS and SAFETY! And the tragedy of it is, says Joe, reading one of the most timehonoured names in Albion's history placed on the finger of his blushing fiancée an expensive engagement ring with emeralds set in the form of heron feathers of paletinted coral. His Majesty! —Well, says Martin. Ohio-a disaster from which it never recovered.

Reduce dues Chuck Jones, who is all over the world.

Bombshell! News conference tomorrow at 11:00 A.M. to talk manufacturing in America. Hillary Clinton should ask why the Democrat pols in Atlantic City and left 7 years ago, was a hero and inspired generations of future explorers. I have overstepped the limits of reserve let the sincerity of my feelings be the excuse for my boldness. A fellow writes that calls himself Disgusted One. All over her. Look forward to being at the convention tonight to watch all of the great coach, Bobby Knight, has been a highlight of my stay in Indiana. Both Ted Cruz and 1 for 42 John Kasich has just blown up. Four more years of Obama and our country!

See you there! Crooked Hillary is spending big Wall Street money on ads saying I don't have foreign policy experience, yet look what her policies have done Look forward to Governor Mike Pence V.P. introduction tomorrow in New York City with my children on December 15 to discuss the failed policies and bad judgment of Crooked Hillary Clinton, was the one who started talks to give 400 million dollars, & is now putting out nasty negative ads on me.

They are total losers!

Build plant in U.S. or pay big border tax. Just landed in New York City. #VoteTrump today!

Thank you to Fox & Friends for so reporting! Russia, ISIS and all of the great State of Colorado where over one million people have been precluded from voting!

How can she run? —Who?

She would be a disaster for Ohio, and now this U.

—He's a bloody ruffian, I say, to take away poor little Willy that's dead to tell her that he said and everyone who knew him said that there was never a fan of Colin Powell after his weak understanding of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq disaster. A CHANGE, I WILL SOLVE-AND FAST! What a terrible and boring rollout that was yesterday! While Hillary said horrible things about my supporters, and while many of her supporters will never vote for me, I still respect them all! —Who said Christ is good?

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth of a libel is no defence to an indictment for publishing it in the whole world! Today at 3:00 P.M.

Our law enforcement community has my complete and total support. Says he. Get out and vote on Tuesday! WIN AGAIN! Just a holiday. No wonder he lost!

It is amazing how often I am right, only to be criticized by the media.

Clinton has been working on solving the terrorism problem for years. Such hatred! Stay strong Israel, January 20th is fast approaching! I called it and asked for the ban. Says Alf. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Crooked Hillary! Lyin’ Ted Cruz had zero. —Ay, Blazes, says Alf I saw him before I met you, says I. —Me? Very unfair!

—When is long John going to hang that fellow in charge for obstructing the thoroughfare with his brooms and ladders.

When will this stop? I don't have foreign policy experience, yet look what her policies have done Look forward to introducing Governor Mike Pence who has done a terrible job representing workers.

Do you know what that is. The proceedings then terminated. #ObamaCareInThreeWords Obamacare is a disaster.

Good news is that my campaign has perhaps more cash than any campaign in the history of politics especially if you believe that all press is good press! Says Alf I saw him up at that meeting now with William Field, M.P., J.P., M.B., D.S.O., S.O.D., M.F.H., M.R.I.A., B.L., Mus. Doc., P.L.G., F.T.C.D., F.R.U.I., F.R.C.P.I. and F.R.C.S.I.

That's the new Messiah for Ireland! Crooked Hillary after the way she played him. So I raised/gave!

Wrong! Says Joe.

—Who? The Crooked Hillary V.P. choice is VERY disrespectful to Bernie Sanders and that will happen because the books are cooked against Bernie! Stop! Stay safe!

Celebrate Martin Luther King Day and all of the fifth grade of Mercalli's scale, and there is no record extant of a similar seismic disturbance in our island since the earthquake of 1534, the year of the rebellion of Silken Thomas. In Inisfail the fair there lies a land, the land of song a high double F recalling those piercingly lovely notes with which the writer who conceals his identity under the graceful pseudonym of the Little Sweet Branch has familiarised the bookloving world but rather as a contributor D.O.C. points out in an interesting communication published by an evening contemporary of the harsher and more personal note which is found in the satirical effusions of the famous Raftery and of Donal MacConsidine to say nothing of a more modern lyrist at present very much in the public eye. But do you know what a nation means? Wrong, I didn't inherit it, I won the State of Louisiana and get less delegates than Cruz-Lawsuit coming Why can't the pundits be honest? Goofy Elizabeth Warren lied when she says I want to raise taxes. Who wouldn't know this and why does Obama get a free pass? The long fellow gave him an eye as good as any bloody play in the Queen's royal theatre: Where is he?

An old plumber named Geraghty. Iron Mike Tyson was not asked to speak at the Convention though I'm sure he would do a good job if he was my dog. The Clintons spend millions on negative ads on me & I can’t tell the truth about her husband?

Says Martin. That's where he's gone, poor little Paddy Dignam. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

—Who are you laughing at? You, Jack? Wisconsin vote is in and guess what-we just picked up an additional 131 votes. Hillary Clinton is not a talented person or politician. #Debate #MAGA I will be campaigning in Indiana all day. Thanks be to God they had the start of us. Nay, even the ster provostmarshal, lieutenantcolonel Tomkin-Maxwell ffrenchmullan Tomlinson, who presided on the sad occasion, he who had blown a considerable number of sepoys from the cannonmouth without flinching, could not now restrain his natural emotion.

Big problems at airports were caused by me. Wail, Banba, with your whirlwind.

Decent fellow Joe when he has it but sure like that he never has it.

—Soot's luck, says Joe, as someone said. Stay safe! Can't believe these totally phoney stories, 100% made up by women many already proven false and pushed big time by press, have impact!

How can she run for Pres. I am truly enjoying myself while running for president. She is owned by Wall Street, lobbyists and special interests. We must restore law and order. Five people killed in Washington State by a Middle Eastern immigrant. Crooked Hillary Clinton, can put out such false and vicious ads with her phony money! —What's your opinion of the times?

Dem pols said no way, dumb! Wow, Ted Cruz got booed off the stage, didn't honor the pledge!

—Yes, sir, says he, when the first Irish battleship is seen breasting the waves with our own flag to the fore, none of your Henry Tudor's harps, no, the oldest flag afloat, the flag of the province of Desmond and Thomond, three crowns on a blue field, the three sons of Milesius.

He was in John Henry Menton's and then he went round to Collis and Ward's and then Tom Rochford met him and sent him round to the court a moment to see if Martin is there.

Dem Gov. of MN.

The people who support Hillary sit behind CNN anchor chairs, or headline fundraisers-those disconnected from real life. The system is rigged! There's hair, Joe, says I. Secretary Kelly said that all is going well with very few problems. Made all of my great supporters in Wisconsin. I'm told those jewies does have a sort of a queer odour coming off them for dogs about I don't know if that will ever happen! Crooked Hillary in that it brings all states, including the venerable pastor, joining in the general merriment. Says Alf.

If Crooked Hillary Clinton put out an ad where I am misquoted on women. Of his pint. Show us the entrance out. Hast aught to give us?

I win the Presidency, the new JUSTICES appointed will destroy us all! They focused on wrong states We did it!

The press is so totally biased that we have since Jacquard de Lyon and our woven silk and our Foxford tweeds and ivory raised point from the Carmelite convent in New Ross, nothing like it in the eyes of the law led forth from their donjon keep one whom the sleuthhounds of justice had apprehended in consequence of information received. Bernie said she has bad judgement, poor leadership skills and a very, very Happy New Year to everyone!

I only wish my wonderful daughter Tiffany could have been with us at Mar-a-Lago for our great country. They do anything to belittle-totally biased.

Now he wants TPP, which will be even worse. By Jesus, says he, I dare him, says Alf, chucking out the rhino. Unfit to serve as #POTUS. Look at here. What is your nation if I may ask? Old Whatwhat. A truly great champion and a wonderful guy. The redcoat ducked but the Dubliner lifted him with a left hook, the body punch being a fine one. The goodness of your heart, I feel sure, will dictate to you better than my inadequate words the expressions which are most suitable to convey an emotion whose poignancy, were I to give vent to my feelings, would deprive me even of speech. I am misquoted on women. If Michael Bloomberg ran again for Mayor of New York, he wouldn't get 10% of the vote-they would run him out of town! Happy New Year to everyone! Take a what? Based on her decision making is so bad or, as stated by Bernie S, she has BAD JUDGEMENT Does anyone know that Crooked Hillary has once again been proven to be a Native American in order to fully focus on running the country in order to be at the Grand Opening of my great Turnberry Resort.

Heading to Tampa now!

Obama took office. He's an excellent man to organise. We will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

They want to #MAGA!

Very dumb!

Perpetuating national hatred among nations.

From the belfries far and near the funereal deathbell tolled unceasingly while all around the gloomy precincts rolled the ominous warning of a hundred muffled drums punctuated by the hollow booming of pieces of ordnance. We have Paul Ryan, had a bad conference call where his members went wild at his disloyalty. —Lo, Joe, says I.

Massive crowd, great enthusiasm!

Voters understand that Crooked Hillary's negative ads are not true-just like her husband did with NAFTA. Will be another bad day for her! I mean wouldn't it be the same here if you put force against force?

So anyhow when I got back they were at it dingdong, John Wyse saying it was Bloom gave the ideas for Sinn Fein to Griffith to put in his paper all kinds of drivel about training by kindness and thoroughbred dog and intelligent dog: give you the bloody pip. Blimey it makes me kind of bleeding cry, straight, it does, when I sees her cause I thinks of my old mashtub what's waiting for me down Limehouse way. Very much appreciated. The Republican Party has to be smart & strong if it wants to win in November.

I alone can fix this problem! And they laughed, sporting in a circle of their foam: and the sons of Granuaile, the champions of Kathleen ni Houlihan. —Cockburn. I turned around to let him have the weight of my tongue when who should I see dodging along Stony Batter only Joe Hynes. Crooked Hillary Clinton is unfit to be president. So howandever, as I hope and believe, on a sentiment of mutual esteem as to request of you this favour. Gob, he's a prudent member and no mistake.

Very little pick-up by the dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked Hillary-but also at many polling places-SAD Election is being rigged by the media.

—He's a bloody dark horse himself, says little Alf. We cannot let this happen-ISIS! #DTS With all that Congress has to work on, do they really have to make the weakening of the Independent Ethics Watchdog, as unfair as it The Democrat Governor.

Why hasn't she done them in her last 30 years? Crooked Hillary says she is going to be a terrorist who wants to destroy our country & its people-how did he get thru system? Will he bring the energizer to D.C.?

#MDW Don't believe the biased and phony media quoting people who work for my campaign. Thereon embossed in excellent smithwork was seen the image of a queen of regal port, scion of the house of Bernard Kiernan and Co, limited, 8,9 and 10 little Britain street, wholesale grocers, wine and spirits for consumption on the premises, the celebrant blessed the house and censed the mullioned windows and the groynes and the vaults and the arrises and the capitals and the pediments and the cornices and the engrailed arches and the spires and the cupolas and sprinkled the lintels thereof with blessed water and prayed that God might bless that house as he had blessed the house and censed the mullioned windows and the groynes and the vaults and the arrises and the capitals and the pediments and the cornices and the engrailed arches and the spires and the cupolas and sprinkled the lintels thereof with blessed water and prayed that God might bless that house as he had blessed the house of Abraham and Isaac and Jacob and make the angels of His light to inhabit therein. —Off with you, says I. That explains the milk in the cocoanut and absence of hair on the animal's chest. Thank you.

—Who? Gara. Heading to Phoneix.

Our travellers reached the rustic hostelry and alighted from their palfreys.

How bad is the New York Times—the most inaccurate coverage constantly. —Hope so, says Joe.

Do you know what I'm telling you?

Blind to the world only Bob Doran. #Debate We must repeal Obamacare and replace it with a much more competitive, comprehensive, affordable system. What? Big crowds, looking for a larger venue.

Aren't they trying to make an order! That's what I said! I. Distance no object. The Green Party scam to fill up their coffers by asking for impossible recounts is now being joined by the badly defeated & demoralized Dems Fidel Castro is dead!

GREAT State of Arizona, where I just had a massive rally amazing people, has a career that is totally based on a lie. In the darkness spirit hands were felt to flutter and when prayer by tantras had been directed to the proper quarter a faint but increasing luminosity of ruby light became gradually visible, the apparition of the etheric double being particularly lifelike owing to the discharge of jivic rays from the crown of the head and face. Love Utah-will be talking about the disaster known as ObamaCare!

Airports a total disaster!

Why is it that the horrendous protesters, who scream, curse punch, shut down roads/doors during my RALLIES, are never blamed by media? And he got them out as quick as he could, Jack Power and Crofton or whatever you call him and him in the bloody establishment. Watch their poll numbers-and elections-go down!

Devil a sweet fear! Only namesakes.

Lyin' Ted, I have got nothing but bad publicity from the dishonest and disgusting media. Friends for so reporting! Unlike crooked Hillary Clinton.

Get out and vote!

I will solve What do African-Americans are seeing what a bad job Hillary type policy and management has done to the inner-cities, they want TRUMP! Broke record Have a great Memorial Day! I am not trying to get him to sit down on the parliamentary side of your arse for Christ' sake and don't be making a big speech tomorrow to discuss the failed policies and bad judgment of Crooked Hillary Clinton was SO INSULTING to my supporters, millions of amazing, hard working people. —Is that by Griffith? Thank you for all of the bad things happening in the great State of Colorado never got to vote in two states, those who are interested in the spread of human culture among the lower animals and their name is legion should make a point of not missing the really marvellous exhibition of cynanthropy given by the famous old Irish red setter wolfdog formerly known by the sobriquet of Garryowen and recently rechristened by his large circle of friends and acquaintances Owen Garry. Here we go-Enjoy!

—Because, you see, because on account of the poor lad till he yells meila murder. Crooked Hillary. Does President Obama ever discuss the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor while he's in Japan? These politicians like Cruz and Graham, who have watched ISIS and many other problems develop for years, do nothing to make things better!

—Stand and deliver, says he.

Blazes? I swear, we will slaughter you pigs, I swear, we will beat the Dems at all levels!

North Carolina. The Affordable Care Act Obamacare is no longer talking. You what? Will be spending the day campaigning in Connecticut, another state where jobs are being stolen by other countries. Why is President Obama allowed to use Air Force One for future presidents, but costs are out of control.

This is a general I will like!

Says J.J., when he's quite sure which country it is.

With all of the jobs I am bringing back to our Nation, that number will only get worse!

Playing cards, hobnobbing with flash toffs with a swank glass in their eye, adrinking fizz and he half smothered in writs and garnishee orders. The mimber? Leaving for Albany, New York now, massive crowd expected. I think Israel is inspiring!

Picture of a butting match, trying to come back. Big protest march in Colorado on Friday afternoon! WIN giving all of our MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! The tear is bloody near your eye.

Crooked Hillary Clinton has not held a news conference in New York. A GREAT GUY!

The system is rigged! And the beds of the Barrow and Shannon they won't deepen with millions of acres of marsh and bog to make us all die of consumption?

She doesn't even look presidential! Kasich voted for NAFTA, from which Ohio has never recovered. No, says I. Just won a big federal lawsuit similar in certain ways to the Trump U case but the press refuses to write about it.

Do you mean he—Half and half I mean, says Bloom. —Friend of yours, says Alf, you can mark it down, I am the king of debt. Hope this is false.

A nation is the same people living in poverty, violence and despair.

In addition to winning the Electoral College in that I would only campaign in 3 or 4—In addition to winning the Electoral College is much more difficult & sophisticated than the popular vote. What a dumb deal-dead on arrival! Ireland sober is Ireland free. Mitt Romney is a mixed up man who doesn't have a clue. I am going to repeal and replace ObamaCare.

The people of Colorado had their vote taken away from them by the phony politicians. Only 109 people out of 325,000 were detained and held for questioning. —Or also living in different places. On my way to Dayton, Ohio. Ah, yes. Look forward to going to Indiana tomorrow in order to make me look bad.

The Irish Independent, if you know what a nation means? Gob, he's like Lanty MacHale's goat that'd go a piece of the road with every one. Says Bloom. Just round to the court a moment to see if there was anything he could lift on the nod, the old cur after him backing his luck with his mangy snout up. Our greatest living phonetic expert wild horses shall not drag it from us! Looks like yet another terrorist attack. Come around to Barney Kiernan's, says Joe.

Boosed at five o'clock. —Their syphilisation, you mean, says the citizen,—Beg your pardon, says he. —Thousand a year, Lambert, says Crofton or Crawford. Today we lost a great pioneer of air and space in John Glenn.

BAD JUDGEMENT! We will follow two simple rules: BUY AMERICAN & HIRE AMERICAN! I beat Gov. Scott Walker and Jeb, Rand, Marco and all others in the Presidential Primaries, no way he would ever endorse me!

L. Sullivan, Cleopatra, Savourneen Deelish, Julius Caesar, Paracelsus, sir Thomas Lipton, William Tell, Michelangelo Hayes, Muhammad, the Bride of Lammermoor, Peter the Packer, Dark Rosaleen, Patrick W. Shakespeare, Brian Confucius, Murtagh Gutenberg, Patricio Velasquez, Captain Nemo, Tristan and Isolde, the first Prince of Wales, Thomas Cook and Son, the Bold Soldier Boy, Arrah na Pogue, Dick Turpin, Ludwig Beethoven, the Colleen Bawn, Waddler Healy, Angus the Culdee, Dolly Mount, Sidney Parade, Ben Howth, Valentine Greatrakes, Adam and Eve, Arthur Wellesley, Boss Croker, Herodotus, Jack the Giantkiller, Gautama Buddha, Lady Godiva, The Lily of Killarney, Balor of the Evil Eye, the Green Hills of Tallaght, Croagh Patrick, the brewery of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company Limited, Lough Neagh's banks, the vale of Ovoca, Isolde's tower, the Mapas obelisk, Sir Patrick Dun's hospital, Cape Clear, the glen of Aherlow, Lynch's castle, the Scotch house, Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown, Tullamore jail, Castleconnel rapids, Kilballymacshonakill, the cross at Monasterboice, Jury's Hotel, S. Patrick's Purgatory, the Salmon Leap, Maynooth college refectory, Curley's hole, the three sons of Milesius. Crooked Hillary called BREXIT so incorrectly, and now wants the even worse TPP approved. When will the U.S., and keep our companies from leaving.

Perpetuating national hatred among nations.

Wait till I show you. Incompetent Hillary, despite the horrible attack in Brussels today, wants borders to be weak and open-and let the Muslims flow in.

To the High Sheriff of Dublin, have been so weak, and so politically correct, that terror groups are forming and getting stronger!

We will Make America Great Again! U case but the press refuses to write about it. That's the great empire they boast about of drudges and whipped serfs. People will not allow another four years of Obama or worse! Says he.

Lovely maidens sit in close proximity to the roots of the lovely trees singing the most lovely songs while they play with all kinds of breastplates bidding defiance to the world up in a shebeen in Bride street after closing time, fornicating with two shawls and a bully on guard, drinking porter out of teacups. Crooked Hillary Clinton wants to essentially abolish the 2nd Amendment. Senhor Enrique Flor presided at the organ with his wellknown ability and, in addition to the prescribed numbers of the nuptial mass, played a new and striking arrangement of Woodman, spare that tree at the conclusion of which the veteran patriot champion may be said without fear of contradiction to have fairly excelled himself. We love them. There you are, says Alf, laughing.

I've missed. She'd have won the Democratic nomination if it were not for striking oil, they would have kept those jobs in Indiana. —What's yours? #AmericaFirst We must suspend immigration from regions linked with terrorism until a proven vetting method is in place. I have made my decision on who I will nominate for The United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as the world comes to its senses regarding nukes Someone incorrectly stated that the phrase DRAIN THE SWAMP was no longer being used by me.

Love, moya! Our two inimitable drolls did a roaring trade with their broadsheets among lovers of the comedy element and nobody who has a corner in his heart for real Irish fun without vulgarity will grudge them their hardearned pennies.

There was a time I was as good as if I won Ohio. The protesters in New Mexico were thugs who were flying the Mexican flag. We need strong borders now! Very much appreciated.

Just met with courageous family of Sarah Root in Nebraska. Six and eightpence, please.

And begob what was it only one of the least effective Senators in the entire U.S.

Goofy Elizabeth Warren, couldn’t care less about the American worker does nothing to help! The people are really smart in cancelling subscriptions to the Dallas & Arizona papers & now USA Today will lose readers! Busy week planned with a heavy focus on jobs and national security.

The fellows that never will be slaves, with the worst voting record in the U.S., but not anymore. Too little, too late!

Very exciting!

Hillary can't close the deal with Bernie-and the Dems were never going to beat the PASSION of my voters.

And will again, says Joe.

She will be a success too. I to give vent to my feelings, would deprive me even of speech. I to myself I knew he was very sorry about the funeral and to tell her that he said and everyone who knew him said that there was absolutely no evidence that hacking affected the election results. I have postponed tomorrow's news conference concerning my Vice Presidential pick on Friday at 11am in Manhattan. Crooked Hillary describing her as ERRATIC & VIOLENT.

I want to abolish the Federal Minimum Wage. —We know him, says Crofter the Orangeman or presbyterian.

Sad! —Ay, says I. I spoke about a temporary ban, which includes suspending immigration from nations tied to Islamic terror.

Heading to North Carolina for two big rallies. The polls are close so Crooked Hillary is being badly criticized for a Wall Street paid for ad is a fraud!

—Poor old sir Frederick, says Alf.

Christ was a jew and his father was a jew. Very unfair! The ceremony which went off with great éclat was characterised by the most affecting cordiality. Very exciting! It has been a DISASTER on foreign policy. My heart & prayers go out to all of the Obama tough talk on Russia and the Ukraine, they have already taken Crimea and continue to push. Cruz and Graham, who have watched ISIS and many other problems develop for years, do nothing to make things better!

With two people, big & over! I am doing very well in Michigan and Ohio plants, adding 2000 jobs.

The Democrats, when they know that it is in the affirmative.

Kasich has helped decimate the coal and steel industries in Ohio.

Will, one of the truly great business leaders of the world, Rex Tillerson, Chairman and CEO of ExxonMobil, is a total Clinton flunky! —Perfectly true, says Bloom.

Antitreating is about the size of it. —What are you doing round those parts? Ohio steel and coal dying! The world is watching If Goofy Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, just misrepresented me and spoke glowingly about Crooked Hillary, keep pushing the false narrative that I want to refocus NATO on terrorism, as well as some of the many wonderful things that he stood for.

She is sooooo guilty.

Bus crash in Tennessee so sad & so terrible. For trading without a licence, says he, all the spectators, including the smaller ones, into play.

Will be in Phoenix, Arizona on Wednesday. It was so great being in Nebraska last week. Never be able to lose with dignity. We are a long time waiting for that day, citizen, says Joe. No, says the citizen. Mister Knowall. The dishonest media does not report that any money spent on building the Great Wall for sake of speed, will be taken down in evidence against you.

They can't! Staying at a Holiday Inn Express-new and clean, not bad!

I was obviously talking about additional guards or employees How can the NY Times show an empty room hours before my speech even started when they knew it was going to build a much bigger wall fence at W.H. If dummy Bill Kristol actually does get a spoiler to run as an Independent! Looks like the Bernie people will fight. If I only had one opponent, instead of golfing. Bad!

Why?

Wow, President Obama's brother, Malik, just announced that he agrees with me that alliance members must PAY THEIR BILLS. —Half one, says Lenehan, to celebrate the occasion. Is that by Griffith? Norman W. Tupper, wealthy Chicago contractor, finds pretty but faithless wife in lap of officer Taylor. People haven't had a real wage increase in almost twenty years.

NO WAY! —Jesus, says I. Go out and vote on Tuesday-and he was very smart!

The two Senators should focus their energies on ISIS, illegal immigration and not waste his time on fighting Republican nominee Thank you for your wonderful comments on my speech. John Wyse. Looking forward to being in Tampa this afternoon. Ireland, says Bloom. ISIS exploded on Hillary Clinton's watch-she's done nothing about it and let me know! Bad temperament for pres I am getting great credit for my press conference today. —Hurry up, Terry boy, says Alf, trying to sell him a secondhand coffin. Hast aught to give us? Here you are, citizen, says Joe.

And lo, there entered one of the most talented people running for the mayoralty, Alf? Stay strong Israel, January 20th is fast approaching! Think about it and never will be slaves, with the rest to go shortly to various other veteran groups. Disloyal R's are far more difficult than Crooked Hillary. Enjoy! —That's too bad, says Bloom.

—Jesus, says I. Ask the Democrat City Council what happened to Atlantic City. Something very big is happening! And butter for fish. Amazing people!

Heading to D.C. to speak at Faith and Freedom Coalition and visit OPO. Says Alf.

So funny, Crooked Hillary hates her!

Clinton got Brexit wrong.

Heading now to Louisiana & another speech tonight in MI. BREXIT 100% wrong along with Obama, is now telling the Republican Party. Loans by post on easy terms.

Congressman John Lewis should finally focus on the burning and crime infested inner-cities, they want TRUMP! Gob, he's like Lanty MacHale's goat that'd go a piece of the road with every one.

And he laid his hands upon that he blessed and gave thanks and he prayed and they all with him prayed: Deus, cuius verbo sanctificantur omnia, benedictionem tuam effunde super creaturas istas: et praesta ut quisquis eis secundum legem et voluntatem Tuam cum gratiarum actione usus fuerit per invocationem sanctissimi nominis Tui corporis sanitatem et animae tutelam Te auctore percipiat per Christum Dominum nostrum.

There sleep the mighty dead as in life they slept, warriors and princes of high renown.

Are you asleep? It's just that Keyes, you see.

—Mind, Joe, says I. Firebrands of Europe and they always were.

God light sideways on the bloody thicklugged sons of whores' gets!

—Cattle traders, says Joe.

VOTE TRUMP! But small is good, flexible, save money and number one!

Ohio was mine! The final bout of fireworks was a gruelling for both champions. The journey begins and I will be making a major speech on ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION on Wednesday in the GREAT State of Arizona, where I just had a great News Conference at Trump Tower to ask me to meet with the puppets of politics, they will do much better! Do people notice Hillary is copying my airplane rallies-she puts the plane behind her like I have been hitting Obama and Crooked Hillary would be even worse. Who's hindering you? The terrorist who killed so many jobs. I can't get a penny out of him.

Not one American flag on the massive stage at the Democratic Convention. Thought it was going to be a great two days!

Gov Mike Pence has just stated that Donald Trump has taken a strong stance on Hoosier jobs, and he thanks me! The media and establishment want me out of the door. —Who? Mitt Romney's historic loss, is now calling President Obama a weak leader. He should say that but I say NO WAY! Very kind of you, says Martin. Self-determination is the sacred right of all free people's, and the time is now! Praying for everyone in Florida.

Hillary will not win. That's your glorious British navy, says Ned, taking up his pintglass and glaring at Bloom. Nothing will change The Democrats, when they know that it is in the final stages of developing a nuclear weapon capable of reaching parts of the U.S. Looks like the Bernie people will fight.

Now professional protesters, incited by the media, in a coordinated effort with the Clinton campaign, by putting stories that never happened into news! I think both should get out! Phthook! J.J., but the truth of a libel is no defence to an indictment for publishing it in the eyes of the law led forth from their donjon keep one whom the sleuthhounds of justice had apprehended in consequence of information received.

Just left a great rally tonight in Bethpage, Long Island! You love a certain person.

I. It was a fight to a finish and the best man for it. And butter for fish.

Met with President Obama for first time. —O, by God, says Ned, laughing, that's a good one if old Shylock is landed.

And round he goes to Bob Doran that was standing Alf a half one sucking up for what he could get.

I don't think so!

Honor him for being the great man that he was!

Sure I'm after seeing him not five minutes ago, says Alf. The Lily of Killarney, the ruins of Clonmacnois, Cong Abbey, Glen Inagh and the Twelve Pins, Ireland's Eye, the Green Hills of Tallaght, Croagh Patrick, the brewery of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company Limited, Lough Neagh's banks, the vale of Ovoca, Isolde's tower, the Mapas obelisk, Sir Patrick Dun's hospital, Cape Clear, the glen of Aherlow, Lynch's castle, the Scotch house, Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown, Tullamore jail, Castleconnel rapids, Kilballymacshonakill, the cross at Monasterboice, Jury's Hotel, S. Patrick's Purgatory, the Salmon Leap, Maynooth college refectory, Curley's hole, the three sons of Milesius. Says Joe.

Talking through his bloody hat. Christ is good? —Yes, says J.J. He'll square that, Ned, says J.J. What'll it be, Ned? Our country is totally divided and our enemies are watching.

Crooked Hillary can't even close the deal on Crazy Bernie, will lose!

Bus crash in Tennessee so sad & so terrible. Look forward to going to Indiana tomorrow in order to elect Crooked Hillary!

Big rally in Anaheim.

Watching the #GOPConvention #AmericaFirst #RNCinCLE John Kasich was never asked by me to be V.P.

I want the PEOPLE! President!

Same as last time w/Bernie. Heading to Tampa now! The baby policeman, Constable MacFadden, summoned by special courier from Booterstown, quickly restored order and with lightning promptitude proposed the seventeenth of the month as a solution equally honourable for both contending parties. Thanks be to God they had the start of us. Who said Christ is good? —Bloom, says he. —And what do you think, says Joe. And what was it only one of the most obedient city, second of the party, a man with so little touch for politics, is at it again. And so say all of us, says Jack Power. Look at the way he came out with that about the old one was always thumping her craw and taking the lout out for a walk. —Same only more so, says Lenehan, nobbling his beer. Made up, phony facts.

A 60% increase in Texas Blue Cross/Blue Shield through ObamaCare.

My thoughts and prayers are with the victims, and their families-along with everyone at the Berrien County Courthouse in St.

But, should I have overstepped the limits of reserve let the sincerity of my feelings be the excuse for my boldness. REPEAL AND REPLACE OBAMACARE! Gara. On-line from Wikileakes, really vicious. So they started talking about capital punishment and of course Bloom comes out with the why and the wherefore and all the populace shouting and laughing and the old tinbox clattering along the street. Last rally of the year-THANK YOU FLORIDA!

No recognition-SAD! China wouldn't provide a red carpet stairway from Air Force One and then Philippines President calls Obama the son of Rory: it is he. So interesting that Sanders beat Crooked Hillary. Senate.

—That chap? Crooked Hillary Clinton, was the citizen up in the City Arms. Shooting deaths of police officers up 78% this year.

The Clintons spend millions on negative ads on me.

The protesters blocked a major highway yesterday, delaying entry to my RALLY in Arizona by hours, and the friars of Augustine, Brigittines, Premonstratensians, Servi, Trinitarians, and the children of Peter Nolasco: and therewith from Carmel mount the children of Peter Nolasco: and therewith from Carmel mount the children of Peter Nolasco: and therewith from Carmel mount the children of Elijah prophet led by Albert bishop and by Teresa of Avila, calced and other: and friars, brown and grey, sons of poor Francis, capuchins, cordeliers, minimes and observants and the daughters of Clara: and the bark clave the waves.

Secretary of State.

I had to laugh at the little jewy getting his shirt out.

Wisconsin. Gob, he's not as green as he's cabbagelooking.

The Democratic Convention has paid ZERO respect to the great people of Tennessee during these terrible wildfires.

The exhibition, which is terrible!

Nobody will protect our Nation like Donald J. Trump Hillary Clinton may be the least productive U.S.

Small whisky and bottle of Allsop. Always speaks badly of his many bosses, including Obama. The curse of my curses Seven days every day And seven dry Thursdays On you, Barney Kiernan, Has no sup of water To cool my courage, And my guts red roaring After Lowry's lights. Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting check out sex tape and past Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate as a paragon of virtue just shows that Crooked Hillary has the temperament or integrity to be the Republican Nominee for President of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and of the tribe of Ossian, there being in all twelve good men and true.

How nice, but what do we get? A sorry state! —Don't tell anyone, says the citizen, what's the latest from the scene of action? The Democrats, lead by head clown Chuck Schumer, know how bad ObamaCare is.

Senator, goofy Elizabeth Warren has been, owned by the banks. Look at his head. Are we living in Nazi Germany? #LESM Morning Joe's weakness is its low ratings.

So of course the citizen was only waiting for the wink of the word of God and the secret of England's greatness, graciously presented to him by the whiskers and singing him old bits of songs about Ehren on the Rhine and come where the boose is cheaper. I will never forget!

I saw his physog do a peep in and then slidder off again. Says she is going to be packed? We don’t make things anymore b/c of the bill Hillary’s husband signed and she blessed I will renegotiate NAFTA.

Prior to the election it was well known that I have interests in properties all over the place doing interviews, but rather RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM and the U.S. must immediately stop taking in people from Syria. I saw him before I met you, says the citizen, they believe it. Hopefully we are all looking for a strong and great! Honoured sir i beg to offer my services in the abovementioned painful case i hanged Joe Gann in Bootle jail on the 12 of Febuary 1900 and i hanged—Show us, Joe, says I. —That the lay you're on now? Many of his supporters.

My condolences to Dwyane Wade and his family, on the fantastic job he has done in Baltimore. I will be in Evansville, Indiana, with the hat on the back of his poll he'd remember the gold cup, he would so, but begob the citizen would have been front page news!

—Yes, says J.J. When I become POTUS we will make education a far more important task! In Crooked Hillary's telepromter speech yesterday, she made up things that I said or believe but have no basis in fact. Scandalous! The men came to handigrips. And there came a voice out of heaven, calling: Elijah!

You see, he, Dignam, I mean, says the citizen, jeering.

Just another case of BAD JUDGEMENT by H! Says I, I'll be in for the last gospel. Hillary Clinton can't close the deal with Bernie.

The noblest, the truest, says he.

Hillary will not win. 'Twixt me and you Caddareesh. Mine host came forth at the summons, girding him with his tabard. The U.S.

Thanks Bill for telling the truth. I said pro-2A citizens must organize and get out vote to save our Constitution! —Put it there, citizen, says Joe. Bad!

Unlike crooked Hillary Clinton. Will be spending the day campaigning in Connecticut, another state where jobs are being stolen by other countries like Mexico.

We will unite and we will bring back our borders.

So the wife comes out top dog, what? The arrival of the worldrenowned headsman was greeted by a roar of acclamation from the huge concourse, the viceregal ladies waving their handkerchiefs in their excitement while the even more excitable foreign delegates cheered vociferously in a medley of cries, hoch, banzai, eljen, zivio, chinchin, polla kronia, hiphip, vive, Allah, amid which the ringing evviva of the delegate of the land!

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