#ah. yes. that explains it

[audhd-nightwing]

jason, coming back from the dead and seeing tim as robin: how could bruce replace me? how could he give robin to someone else?

dick, who created robin in honor of his dead parents and then had bruce take it away and give it to jason without even asking him:

#no hate to jason it’s not his fault bruce is emotionally inept #bruce: ah yes let me take away my teenage son’s coping mechanism that he made to honor his parents #and without asking or telling him give it to a random child i adopted #who has never met him before #and not explain the significance of the name or costume at all #LIKE #HOW TF DID HE THINK THAT WAS OKAY??? #dc comics #dc #dcu #batman comics #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #bruce wayne #robin #robin!dick #robin!jason #robin!tim #red hood #nightwing #batman

[beanghostprincess]

Dragon giving Luffy to Garp with the assumption that he's going to take care of him until he's ready to meet his son (because it's dangerous to have a child while he starts a fucking revolution, thank you very much) and then Garp just- Leaving Luffy on a village where he spends 24/7 alone waiting for the pirate he now considers his role model (because he doesn't have anybody else and Shanks is the only father figure around and he's just that nice) to come back from his adventures, and only being taken care of by Makino who has no responsibility over Luffy but still takes care of him because otherwise the kid would probably die from starvation, and lucky for him she's a sweetheart. And then he loses Uta, his only friend (with no explanation at all), to then carry the guilt of Shanks losing an arm for him and suddenly his legacy as a pirate. And then he's sent to another place with other people he doesn't know, because Garp thought "oh, yes, wonderful idea to leave my grandson with this depressed kid and some bandits" and Luffy luckily befriends Ace and Sabo because they're good people. Luckily. And luckily, Dadan is a good mom and loves them. But then Sabo fucking dies because nobody with authority was protecting these kids (I wonder who could've done that). And now Luffy has to carry both guilt, a legacy, and the biggest abandonment issues I've ever seen after losing his best friend and his brother when they were just children.

And I'm not saying Garp has made horrible decisions but he has made horrible decisions and Dragon should hit his own dad with Sabo's metal pipe.

#idk i just think dragon wouldn't like this #sabo: ah yes garp did *explains everything* #dragon: give me your metal pipe son i am going to beat the shit out of grandpa #i don't think he will but i think he should #i have resentment towards garp i know he's a funny and complex character and he's a good person but i am angry #i think we talk a lot of shit about dragon and shanks for being 'negligent parents' (they aren't btw learn what that means first please) #when garp is right there #one piece #monkey d. luffy #monkey d. dragon #monkey d. garp #red haired shanks #asl brothers #uta #portgas d. ace #revolutionary sabo

[magnusbae]

"...You had to be able to show too much of yourself. You had to be just a little bit more honest than you were comfortable with. And if people judged you, if they felt they knew who you were, that was just something that you were going to have to live with. And what was strange is, once I started doing that, and I was expecting to be judged, or shunned, or people’s opinions or to have to deal with things, what I discovered was, actually, their opinions were, we really like this. We love this story. That’s a good story. It felt huge. It felt personal. And I realized that’s because I was being honest about me.“ —Neil Gaiman

#It was such a lovely speech. I really enjoyed hearing it and I wished to have it here as well. You can youtube it. His name and Masterclass. #Neil Gaiman #The Sandman #How many of you squinted and saw Dream. #Neil Gaiman Masterclass #Dream of the Endless #You know what I WILL tag it because and I will explain #You can really see the parts of himself that Neil put into Dream #This interview more than any truly shows you some of that #Dream is essentially a creator of stories too— One who is not good at being honest with himself— One who too has a facility of voices. #Frankly— How old were you when you saw Neil's little 'self insert' OC and went 'Ah yes. Here he is.' #Also the fact that Neil always wears black and has a messy hair. #Love it. #Quote Edit #Writing Advice #Writing Fiction #buns.edits #buns.all

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 119

Another divine twitch chat Au? Another divine twitch chat Au. With a bit of a twist. 

Billy would like to say it is in fact not his fault. It’s really not. Who hits someone with magic they obviously don’t know how to use? Well okay maybe he had done that before, but it’s not like he ever did it around other people where they could get hit! 

But someone was an idiot and now he’s here, as his normal ten-year old self kicking his legs while sitting in the Watchtower as the others argued. Apparently the League thinks he’s been de-aged, which is good as his secret isn’t out. 

The uh, issue is that something about the spell might have um, partially manifested the gods- or as he called them the Mediterranean Magic Men, if only because of how annoyed it made Zeus. Now everyone can see the chat that’s usually only visible to him and apparently it’s concerning. 

He doesn’t see how it’s an issue, Zeus has been silenced for the next hour and Hercules has been dying of laughter for the last three. Oh, wait, it might be from Mercury’s constant attempted flirting with Flash. …Or the fact they’re trying to convince him to commit a crime and he’s honestly down for doing so seeing as he’s a homeless ten year old who is down for getting clairvoyance and super speed for the next thirty minutes in exchange…

#prompts #dc #dcu #divine twitch chat #Billy has gone past panicking and is just *yep this might as well happen* #The MMM have somehow convinced half the league that Marvel was made from their magic and mortal blood a couple years ago exactly #“Why yes this is their funky magic creation child isn't he great we're still trying to get him to curse someone but he's still just a baby” #The league are all sobbing and freaking out because wtf why is Marvel now a- wait he came into existence 10 years old #What do you mean No please explain #Oh god the gods are ignoring them and bothering the poor baby marvel- #M-marvel why are you listening to them- DO NOT GO BACK TO EARTH JUST TO KICK A COP #SOMEBODY GRAB THE MINI MARVEL #How did this feral gremlin become Marvel?! #The MMM: Ah yes we're raising him so well look at how they grow :) #captain marvel #shazam #justice league #mediterranean magic men #Whenever the MMM talk or do something they're partially visible like colored ghost-mists lol #It's all over once they realize they can interact with the world again #Time to pick up their funky lil dude and go on a run through the watchtower #The champion of magic has to be pure of heart to deal with the gods' shenanigans

[pinksilvace]

“It’s cold." “I know. I know, but we’re going to be alright. Do you hear me? You’re alright now. You’re going to be okay.” “I want to go home.” “We can’t go back home. We’re—we’re orphans now, remember? Nobody’s waiting for us back there.”

#this is technically art for my fic so it gets the tag: #silvacegreengardens #I love drawing backgrounds (lie) #my art #fernart #for once I'm feeling pretty proud of this one??? wild #guess that's what happens when I try for a full illustration every once in a while lol #rip to that plant specifically though. abstract shapes be upon ye #the owl house #caleb wittebane #philip wittebane #wittebros #toh fanart #eventually I'm going to post a short green gardens companion fic that explains what Caleb's going through bc it's a Lot #oh rip to the blanket and left hand too. definitely did not try incorporating them as well as I could have. ah well #the focus for this was color and expression anyway #bummer that it's so dark but I couldn't figure out how to get the ambience otherwise and I refuse to shoot reference of myself #dripping wet and sitting in a dark place with vague overhead ambient lighting #you should've seen how Caleb's feet looked in the initial sketch. HUGE. boy came straight out of kingdom hearts

[fried-manto]

What?

#i dont really know why i made this lol #i had an idea but was sitting on it for over 2 days and then i kinda forgot what it was #i know this is gonna be implied the wrong way but im not gonna bother to explain my vision of it #so interpret it as you like #saiouma #saimatsu #<- because chapter 1 #ah yes i drew this mid grieving for kaede #this whole thing is dedicated for her #sorry i had to cram saiou in there #its the only way i can find the motivation and interest to draw anything dr related #that or i draw mikan #but shes from another game #kaede akamatsu #shuichi saihara #kokichi oma #kokichi ouma #ndrv3

[stalkiwi]

the hardest thing when you're genderfluid is that, when you use all/different pronouns or change pronouns regularly, people will always ask that one question "hummm it sounds complicated.... can I stick to just they/them?" or Worse, sometimes they'll even stick to one gendered pronoun like, ah yes assume my gender I guess. and everytime, we will almost all reply to it with "sure, it's ok I understand lol". because we're too scared that we are, in fact, asking too much if we ask people to switch our pronouns.

the thing you people need to understand is that most of us are uncomfortable with having a set of pronouns sticked to us, and we'll likely never say it openly. it's been an entire year since I've came out as demi-fluid and it happened literally once that someone switched my pronouns when I changed them to fit my current identity.

so please, please people, know that switching our pronouns and changing them depending on how we feel currently is actually giving us a lot of Gender Affirmation and happy chemicals. if you just ignore it cause "too hard to follow", "too complicated", it just feels like we're beaming signals and they're being ignored. I usually don't mind it when people stick to they/them with me because, no matter how I feel, it'll always be correct, but that doesn't mean it's always my preferred.

like if at some point I feel more feminine and I change to she/they, PLEASE use she/her, at least even once during this period of time, it makes me literally so so euphoric I can't explain like YES thank you for affirming my girly moment!!

#i feel like we really need more genderfluid representations and positivity #i often got told “ah yes this character from this one show is canonically genderfluid” #said character: literally wore a dress once #and this character often sticks to one set of gendered pronouns and never changes #anyway im considering making a post about genderfuildity but I might not be the best to explain it #genderfluid

[cocogum]

Yeah that explains a lot…

#ah yes. the infamous amalia and oropo kiss finally explained. #at least she stuck on what she’d do…. #the fucked up thing about this is that yugo was RIGHT BEHIND HER when she said that #wakfu s3 #oropo wakfu #wakfu season 3 #wakfu #wakfu oropo #wakfu yugo #wakfu amalia #wakfu amalia sheran sharm #wakfu anime #ankama #ankama wakfu #wakfu season 2 #wakfu s2 #wakfu season 2 episode 16 #wakfu episode 42 #krosmoz

[inkz123]

Beefcake Noot noot💕

And with his jacket👍💕

Nightmare belongs to @jokublog💕

#fanart #undertale fanart #undertale #dreamtale #nightmare sans #cell shaded #ive finally shaded them in a way i was alright with #i wanted his tentacles to look a bit wet??? #i dunno how to explain well😂😂😂 #and yis Dream would also have an apple tattoo #but his is gold colored and kinda hidden in his pose #ah yes sleeveless sweater to show off dem arms u///u💕

[ryan-sometimes]

Gee I wonder why Gen Z might be obsessive over viruses and bacteria… could it have anything to do with the PANDEMIC that occurred during our formative years?

#umm wtf are other generations doing then? #10 times isn’t even that much? that’s just before/after every meal and after every time you pee/shit?? #but ah yes this explains why my roommates and I are constantly replacing our hand soap 💀

[highoncatfood]

whaaaat dooooo yoooooouuuu feeeeeel abooooouut vivilara. (slash twimare slash vivia x halara.)

i wish we got more of them honestlyyyy!! i dont rlly ship it that much bcuz they have like 3 interactions but theres sth abt them. theyre cute i call them nightlight

#dont mind the background hahaha #jk its moirails explained. #my image of them together is solely based on an over-interpretation of that one scene #i feel like halara could keep up with vivia the most #and the other way around #ah yes the 2 braincells of the nda #rain code #asks #they dont fit moirails PREFECTLY buuuut they have moirails potential i feel like #halara nightmare #vivia twilight #master detective archives: rain code #mdarc #catfood art

[unknown-art-room1]

I'm sorry... What?...

How?! How do you steal a goat?! Especially one that big!!

#gavle goat #gavlebocken #HOW DOES SOMEONE STEAL A GIANT GOAT???? #I'M SO CONFUSED #like... #'Ah yes the giant goat made of hay that is really heavy needs to be transported in pieces and illegal to vandalize... #... I'm gonna steal it' #how??? #why??? #can someone please explain???

[sinni-ok-sessi]

that special tumblr relationship where you don't follow someone you know irl because you used to teach them and It Would Be Weird

#this has happened to me both ways now 😅 #in both cases I was like. ah. yes. of course you're on tumblr. this explains so much

[weepylucifer]

DE daemon AU with characters in no particular order:

Harry: a dog. some sort of huge, shaggy beaft. can switch seamlessly between scary police dog and slobbering best friend full of love. because Harry has amnesia, the two of them might not remember taboos like no daemon touching and she'll try to lick Kim. if you play Harry like he's trying to turn his life around, Harry can do stuff like groom her fur

Kim: skua. skua's got it all. it can fly, it's the symbolic bird of Revachol (Kim is sooo proud and vindicated about it), it's huge, it's majestic, it's a complete asshole

Evrart: chameleon. Edgar has a different daemon, but there's a rumor that when they impersonate each other, they keep their daemons out of sight and use actual trained animals to keep up the ruse. maybe because of that, their daemons tend to not speak much in front of strangers.

Jean: i don't care. a roach. die.

Cuno and Cunoesse: unsettled. Cuno's daemon changes all the time, usually into something small but loud and annoying (for posturing reasons). with Cunoesse there's a persistent rumor that she has no daemon, adding to her creepy child reputation, but it's really just that her daemon prefers taking small forms and hiding inside her clothing, huddled against her. unless you antagonize her in any way. then he's a ball of rage and poorly suppressed fear and puffed up and in your face

Steban: deer. duh. they say she settled the moment he finished reading the Elysium version of Kapital or something else of that sort. has the 1 in 10000 antlered doe mutation because Of Course. still has some faint trace of fawn coloring which Steban is highly embarrassed about

Ulixes: oooohhhhh he wishes. he wishes it were a shrike. especially because he may not actually know what a shrike looks like and is picturing some large and badass-looking bird. but he is not actually Nilsen. he is Ulixes. it is a mongoose

Smoker on the Balcony: cat. a very elegant and sleek one. doesn't speak to other people or their daemons at all except for when it's sexy

Cindy: crow. intelligent, creative, prone to wise-cracking

Noid: one of those stick insects that can camouflage themselves as flowers or leaves

Egghead: parrot. also constantly yells scooter lyrics

Trant: something weird where it's not apparent to anyone in what way the animal is meant to be a symbolic representation of his personality at all. like fuckin uhhh a platypus

#only like 3 of these daemons have names yet #it's laika (harry) megaera (ulixes) and esperanza (steban) #for the other ones i may think of names or not. this is just the roughest draft of an idea #posts by me #you know kim jumps a foot in the air and yells ''NO'' on reflex when harry's daemon tries to lick him #and when harry takes -1 morale about it kim patiently explains why daemons shouldn't be touched by other people #also i'm having fun imagining the student commies' daemons like playing w each other and frolicking while they're debating #steban and uli are like ah yes we are very serious we are debating the future of communism #meanwhile the manifestations of their souls are like YAY YAY i love you!!! i am having a great time!!!!!

[its-not-a-pen]

Waiting for the 2nd Century Warlord Comic? Want to learn more about ancient china? Check out these fun sources! Three Kingdoms oversimplified. Exactly what it says on the tin.

Farce of the Three Kingdoms. A hilarious parody of the novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms that is only slightly more bonkers than the real thing (3/10 historical accuracy). For a more factual account, try reading Records of the Three Kingdoms...or just wikipedia-ing everyone.

War of the Three Kingdoms (2010). A fun TV show that deviates a lot from the novel but is more character-driven. has a lot of costume inaccuracies tho which drives me crazy >:((((

Romance of the Three Kingdoms（1994）TV show, considered a definitive classic. Editing's a bit choppy but at least none of the men have their hair down.

Total War: Three kingdoms. History told in the form of a stratagy-based video game.

Tang dynasty football. Not the same dynasty, but it's a nice showcase of costumes and instruments, also a surprisingly concise summary about ancient Chinese politics. (Bribes) What did Early Middle Chinese sound like? How does one recreate a non-phonetic language?

#romance of the three kingdoms #ancient china #text #san guo yan yi #please join me in the san guo fandom #being chinese is so hard i told my parents i was reading san guo and they were like ah yes a scholarly pursuit how the hell do i explain #to them that im a cao cao appologist and reknown general xu chu is my blorbo????? #me: i don't get political. me: 1 drink later #hear ye hear ye. lui bei the baby-tossing warmonger has nothing going for him except his alleged royal bloodline. #and the fact he's a solid 10 #citizens you must support lord cao cao the unifier. up with the glorious wei empire! down with the traitorous shu han!

[sparkles-oflight]

Bojan: Are you http? Bojan: Because without you I'm just :// Martin: Martin: Are you calling me UNSAFE!?

#the joke made more sense in my head #ah #programing jokes #yes martin is studying computer sciences #let me explain: http sites are unsafe #that's why https sites exist #the s stands for safe ^^' #this is why they have carpe diem condoms now #joker out #joker out bojan #joker out martin #bojan cvjetićanin #martin jurkovič #joker out incorrect quotes #incorrrect quotes