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somerandomdudelmao · 6 months
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i like the idea that future raph is more comfortable with just yeeting his brothers at monsters and gives past raph a heart attack.
“you’re telling me you swear AND regularly throw leo at monsters??”
I mean, Raph throws his brothers at the enemies all the time haha
He literally did that in episode one
He's not some 24/7 mother hen unit come on, allow him to be dumbass
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keferon · 1 month
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Yeah haha I finished the fic~
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tsireyqs · 1 year
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bae we fr need the stepdad jake fic!!!
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dancing with our hands tied.
pairings: stepdad! jake sully x reader
warnings: smut (18+), a tiny little bit of degradation, vaginal fingering, age gap, dilf! jake!!!!, dark content, & stepcest. please please heed these warnings, my loves!
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rough bark digs into your back as you lean into the tree. jake trailing open-mouthed kisses down your neck, sucking a bruise into your pulse point as he goes down. lower and lower until his lips seal around your nipple, his thumb swirling around the other and you whine. catching your nipple in between his teeth, he bites down harshly before growling into your breasts. “keep quiet, girl.”
the bark leaves scratches along your back as you squirm under his touch. you knew your mother would question the marks tainting your skin, but you didn’t care. not when jake’s fingers dip in between your folds, gathering your arousal to circle your clit. your hands thread into his hair, clenching your legs together instinctively. 
jake’s rough hands force your legs apart, his blunt nails leaving crescent shaped marks into the fleshy part of your thighs. “you gotta keep those pretty legs open for me, babygirl,” his voice is muffled against your tummy. he kisses right below your belly button, sucking marks into your skin as he reaches the spot right above your clit.
your fingers dig into his scalp and you cry, “please, daddy. need you so bad it hurts,”
jake drops down to his knees, hiking one of your legs over his shoulder. “my pretty girl’s so desperate for her daddy, huh? what do you need, sweetheart?” his head dips his lower, licking a broad stripe to your pussy and he groans against your heat at the taste of you. “my mouth?” he leaves trails of kisses to your thighs, his middle and ring finger prodding at your entrance. “or my fingers?” his slick-coated digits slip into you by the joints. he chuckles into your thigh when you tugs at his locks. “there ya’ go, need to get this pretty little pussy ready for my cock.”
your head lulls back into the tree as jake curls his fingers to you, his thumb rubbing languid circles into your clit. he stares up at you through his lashes and his pupils dilate when he watches your chest heave up and down. your teeth bite down on your lower lip hard to conceal your whines as his fingers slip in and out of your cunt so deliciously. 
he abruptly pulls his fingers out of you when he feels you clench around him, your tail wrapping around his forearm to keep him against you. jake reaches up, his large hand wrapping around the circumference of your throat and he squeezes just enough to make you gasp. you couldn’t help the whine that escapes your lips when you feel the sudden emptiness. 
“stupid girl, what did i say about being quiet? you’re gonna get us caught,” he hisses. his head tilts when your small hands wrap around his wrist, and he tsks, “you’d like that, huh? bet you’d love for everyone to see how filthy you are-- letting your daddy play with your pussy. what would your mother think? her precious daughter actin’ like a fuckin’ slut. imagine how disappointed she’ll be.”
your skin burns under his touch when he hefts you up to his waist, your ankles crossing at the small of his back as you wrap your legs around him. your hips roll into him and you mewl when you feel his length slip in between your folds, the head of his cock catching your clit as he teases you.
jake’s grip is harsh on your hips and his fangs scrape against your pulse point. “stay still,” his voice is clipped. your wrists fit into one of his hands as he grabs them and pins them above your head. “be good, little girl. or else you get nothing.”
nothing could have prepared you for the way he pistons his hips into you. all the air escapes your lungs as he barely gives you time to adjust to his cock and you squeal, your legs clenching tighter around his hips. his other hand finds its way back to your throat and he squeezes lightly as he fucks into you. the feeling of his balls hitting your ass at every thrust makes your pussy flutter around his length. “fuck, daddy. you’re so deep,” you babble out.
your eyes roll to the back of your head when you feel the tip of his cock kiss your cervix. he was practically rearranging your insides at this point,  moving so deep inside your cunt. “just needed to be stuffed, huh? so full of daddy’s cock, takin’ it so fuckin’ well,” he sinks his canines into your throat in between praises, “m’gonna cum in this sweet cunt, babygirl.”
jake’s hands cradle your face, making you look him in the eyes. the feeling was entirely too much. his hips move faster allowing his cock to drill into you. his hand keeps a bruising grip as he keeps your hands pinned above you. and the look in his eyes makes you squirm. 
he tips your head down, forcing you to look down to where your bodies connect. the sight of your slick coating his pelvis and your inner thighs causes a shiver to roll down your spine. jake laughs when you jolt under him, “look at that, girl. watch as i fill you up with my cum.”
his words send you over the edge, the coil in your tummy diminishing as his cock paints your insides. your breath is erratic when you feel his fangs bite down on your collarbone. jake rocks his hips slowly into you now, your lids slid shut to savor the feeling of him inside you. your arms wrap around his shoulders loosely as he releases your wrists and you pant into his neck.
jake rubs soothing circles into your back when he gently pulls out of you, ignoring the whine that falls from your lips. his lips place a kiss on your sternum and he glides his fingers in between your legs. he gathers the cum that oozes out of you and pushes them back into your cunt, hooking his fingers into your sweet spot. your nails dig into his shoulder, “s’too much…”
“i know, sweet girl,” he hushes your cries and lets his thumb rub gently at your clit. “but i’m not quite done with ya’ yet.”
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enden-k · 7 months
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catlover4536 · 15 days
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So, uh, how that update been treating y'all?
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catboydreamer · 1 year
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summary; scaramouche w/ a partner who’s stronger than they look and just starts lifting shit up in front of him and yeah, he has a...reaction. (im so sorry i am undeniably obsessed w/ scara)
it’s not really a huge deal, scaramouche has always known you can handle yourself well.
something awakens in him when he sees you carrying in boxes; three boxes stacked on top of each other, your head barely peeking out from behind them. he freezes for a second, simply watching. he had no clue you had that sort of strength in you. good to know, though. 
his feelings truly get intense, though, while you’re out and have to carry a group of children to a safer location. you tell scaramouche it won’t be long. 
there are three children on you, one with their tiny hands locked around your neck as their tiny body lays against your back and the other two are hanging around your sides, held closely by you. 
scaramouche huffs despite his feelings. 
“don’t... take too long.” 
while you’re on your way, scaramouche stares after your figure and he cannot stop his own thoughts. he’s allowed to think of you like this but it’s still embarrassing. his cheeks heat up quickly and furiously. he becomes almost angry with himself over it. 
if you can carry so many things breathlessly, you could... hold him too. and not in the way it seems, of course you know how to hold him close. that’s something you’ve already mastered. he knows that. no, it's more of how easily you could lift him off the ground and pulls him to you with nowhere else to go. 
he makes an incoherent but angry noise as his fingers reach to tug at the back ends of his hair. 
it's simply a frustrating but addicting thought. 
now, truly it's up to you and your observational skills if anything happens! 
if you had noticed his gazes and the flustered look that overtook his face before you left, then you would question him about it. just don’t expect a quick answer or one at all. 
scaramouche is stubborn after all, so unless you initiate something now, you won’t even know what it's about until months later. 
he would literally pout and make grabby hands at you one day all of a sudden, probably after a really hard day, and demand, “hold me.”
hopefully you understand he wants you to pull him up and not simply hug him, though if you don’t, he’d become huffy about it. it’s been marinating in his brain for a few months now so if you are oblivious to his /obvious/ feelings, he’s gonna jump on you, now. what’s worse is you don’t even stumble at all and instinctively know where to hold him. it makes him sick. 
he’s so tired, right now, so he doesn’t say anything. he closes his eyes as he finally leans into you and gets what he wants. 
don't ask him about it or else >:). KIDDING he’s used to your antics and little remarks you’ll make. he likes it when it comes from you. 
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thegoodmcytquotes · 1 year
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Video description:
[ everyone is wearing toy story skins to prank jimmy. Lizzie and Joel are dressed as Barbie and Ken.
Lizzie (to joel) : Ken, let's get out of here
Joel (to lizzie) : okay barbie let's go barbie, ah ah ah yeah (singing to the tune of Barbie girl)
They fly away and the others laugh ]
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theknifeclown · 17 days
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This is very stupid
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seyelence · 5 months
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be careful or I'll appear in your mirror on halloween
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hatchetmanofficial · 7 months
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Gnome... WHAT is this story that Alan's parents made him in a Van?😨. . .
(I laughed when they said that and I was also in doubt- so I came to confirm if it's true or not)
It's true! Alan was conceived in a Van!
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lyralit · 1 year
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writing playlist names (alternatively, chapter titles)
oh, was that me?
we all need therapy (here's mine)
who looks at me like that
these are my funeral songs
this wallpaper has to go
I swear we were infinite
because tuesday.
anxiety in words
truly alive
numb mind, mind numb
blood on your face
cosmic feelings
stars around my scars
I had a marvellous time ruining everything
lisztomania
to live for the hope of it all
checkmate
no champagne, just problems
served with a slice of childhood trauma
burnt out gifted kid energy
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somerandomdudelmao · 3 months
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Favorite character from Transformers Prime?
Easy. Look. He has no face. He has no character development. He says four words in the entire show. Isn't he cute~
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lemon-wedges · 6 months
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Barok uniform practice
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astersghost · 1 month
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JESTER AND CALEB MESSAGE SPELL CAMEOS AAAA
JESTERR MESSAGING IMOGEN IS EVERYTHING I WANTED
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sugarsmosh · 6 months
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DA BOIS ON THE HOWDY NEIGHBOR SET
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constantineshots · 8 months
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hey guys so i made my phone pretty and the little app icons can work as icons so
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here are some of the icons that are. nicer
i am not like. a master editor though…. BUT! i hope u guys like them at least
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