#ahahah im so funny right

[81folklore]

heaven - OP81 - part 2

pairings: oscar piastri x private!secret!reader (fc: gracie abrams)

summary: a very sweet softlaunch ends pretty quickly

authors notes: first of all a huge thank you to everyone who has liked, reblogged and taken the time to read my works it means so much to me and im so so grateful!! next, this is something i made at 1am so please bear with me😭. i am working on the lando and charles stories i PROMISE but i want them to be special and i currently have zero thoughts about where to take them so it might be a while🫣 also i almost finished this when tumblr DELETED IT?? i want to cry😁 ALSO i started this at like 1am and i cant be asked to do tweets rn so insta smau it is

part 1 part 3 masterlist

yourusername

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ahahah i love the beach and my friends

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yourfriend2: dont be fooled she called me crying after the fourth photo bcs she lost 5 games of uno in a row

yourusername: i called you in confidence and this is how you repay me??

user6: its fine we know how emotional uno can get😁

yourusername: ??

user7: im so single hahahahhaa (im dying inside)

user10: is it confirmed that this is oscar?

user9: im not being funny but oscar doesnt even follow her so i think yous are just reaching

user10: …they have the same dog??

yourfriend6: might aswell post his face at this point

yourusername: leave me aloneeee im having fun!!

oscarpiastri

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second part of the season incoming 😁👊 (after a very competitive round of uno)

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user7: ready to see you up on the podium🧡

user10: uno you say?

user3: right could they be more obvious😭

yourusername: its race week babyyy

*liked by oscarpiastri*

user17: literally what is happening why are all of the grid softlaunching😭

user8: and why does it always end in the hardest of launches

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yourfriend2: 😭😭

yourusername: i am sick and tired i just want to POST him but softlaunches are so fun😔

yourfriend2: its really fun when everyone already knows?

yourusername: no but we are in too deep now☹️

user6: god you guys are insufferable

user23: JUST POST THE CUTE COUPLE PHOTOS ALREADY

user23: i lied please dont im so single it hurts

yourusername

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the world through my eyes☀️

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oscarpiastri: i love you sososo much

oscarpiastri: my favorite person in the entire world

yourusername: ur literally my sunshine🫶

yourfriend1: god you make me SICK

yourusername: ..okay😁 oscarpiastri i love youuu🤭

landonorris: i hate people in love (you guys are very cute)

user10: THE NOTE OH

user18: THE HARDEST OF LAUNCHES HAPPENED

user7: he is her world oh my lord

user63: and the fact that hes her sunshine too😭😭

user63: literally crying myself to sleep

oscarpiastri

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my happiness

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yourusername: teheehee thats me🤭

yourusername: i LOVE YOUUU

yourusername: i didnt know you took photos of me like this☹️

oscarpiastri: of course your my favorite🧡

yourusername: oh could you get any cuter🫠

yourfriend4: thought you should know yn is currently jumping up and down and giggling while looking at this

user23: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST THESE?? I CANT HANDLE THIS??

user8: god really saw me sad and said ‘heres the happiest and best couple, wallow more’

user16: YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY THE CUTEST?? THE NOTES?? THE POSTS??

user1: i cant stand people in love (i want to cry and drown in my tears)

yourusername: oh my god im so obsessed with you

oscarpiastri: i loooove youuu

oscarpiastri added to their story

yourusername: ahhhhh im so☹️

yourusername: osc☹️☹️ur literally the cutest thing to exist

yourusername: my boys🫶🫶

yoursusername: im so in love with you sunshine☀️

oscarpiastri: love you, thank you for showing me happiness🤍

#f1 instagram au #f1 smau #f1 social media au #f1 x reader #formula 1 insta au #formula 1 social media au #social media au #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri #private!yn!oscar

[mikalame]

hii could you do kind of platonic fem reader where her, bill and tom do everything together like when they watch a movie both of them are cuddling with reader if that make sense? and when they do other things too it’s always both of them with reader. maybe their fans think she is dating both of them but they are actually just really good friends but they are also super close yk? like their love language is tuch and all three just have so much love for each other. maybe reader has had her private moments with bill and tom but it didn’t work out with either of them and if didn’t affect the friendship either?

taglist : @oppopotamus @violentnewmarley

"____!, you should totally come over to our house after practice" Bill whines, Bill you know i cant have to do my chores" you groan back having already told him that you needed to do them "Oh come on ___ pleasee, we will help you with them but only if you come over to ours" Tom pleased while packing all his guitar things away "wait, i dont wanna do chores" Bills says to his brother shocked that he would amke them do more chores than nessisary "Ill only come over if you help with them" ___ says back with a smug smile on her face "Ughh, fineee" Bill groans "Woo, Ho" Tom says happly.

Time skip

"Oi, are you watching the movie without me" Tom says "uhm, no?" ___ says with a mouth full of m&m's "how could you, you told me you would wait, you liar's" Tom says with faux sadness as he plops himslef on the couch on the opposite side of her "Oh get over it tom we called you ealirer but you were probaly to busy jerking off huh" ___ says cockly "was not" Tom says trying to defend himself, the two of you started to bicker "shut up, im trying to watch the movie you interrupted Tom" ___ snaps back. After the movie had ended both of you fell asleep on the couch toms arm wrapped around your shoulder and you leaning on him. Unbeknown to them but Georg had come in with one of the camera crew members and walked in on them, the camera capturing it all, tabloids went crazy thinking that you two were dating lol.

"OMG, did you see Britnry Spears new song ahhhhh i love it so muchh" Bill says bustimg down your door and jumping on to your bed nearly knocking over the nail polish you were using to paint your nails on to your magazine you were reading. "Wow, bill watch where you are going,nearly knocked over my stuff" you say pretending to be angry "oooo thats a pretty shade i love it, Oh could you paint mine its starting to chip a bit and yk i suck at doing my right hand" Bill says kicking off his shoes onto your floor" grabbing the magazine flipping though it "Oooo you would look so good with this makeup look" you point at one of the looks in the magizine leaning into bill "nah not my thing not enough black ahahah" Bill laughs "Bill, could you help me with my other hand i dont have much nail polish remover left and i dont wanna use it all up yet" you say "yea sure honey" bill says grabbing the brush from you. You two take some cute selfies uploading them onto facebook. Tabliods when crazy again (girl your so popluar lol)

Here are some HC of places where you 3 have been that made it seem like you were dating them.

. 5 star resturant- you three were clebrating winning an award and went to dinner for it. Georg and Gustav showed up later as they wantd to be dressed fancier for the dinner

. Movies- You were watching the movie that Bill voiced acted. He was very proud and wanted 2 of the most important people in his life to watch it with him.

.ice skating rink- you 3 had seen some funny videos of people doning and wanted to see if you were any better (you looked like newborn deers) you and bill were laughing at tom as his jeans goit caught on the ice and he assed over

. on a picnic- you 3 had gotten back from a 2 month long tour and just wanted some time with just you three and nature (bill got chased by a squirel trying to have his snow white moment)

Hope you likeee dont mind the spelling mistakes

#bill kaulitz #tom kaulitz x reader #tom kaulitz #bill kaulitz x reader #tokio hotel

[vctrvn-ls]

Pets | Beta Squad |

hehe 3am thoughts

what pets would they have and why

Chunkz

Honestly he doesn’t strike me as a pet person…at all. Ahahah. But you know what? He’d definitely have some fancy fish in the hallway of your guys’ house. He’d want to style the decorations, pick the fish and fuss over which color they should be. It would be kinda cute. Chunkz is a busy man and I feel like he wouldn’t have any energy to also take care of another pet, but fish would be the perfect option to liven things up a bit. You wouldn’t mind either, fish are fish. Just neutral swimming-dudes, besides they do look good in a house. Also imagine getting like some funny looking fish and then naming them together, like there’d be a Chunkz and a y/n j swimming tgthr it would be fucking hilarious.

Kenny

Oh my god. I know a guineapig person when I see one. As a piggy owner I can tell you that Kenny would definitely be the perfect match. Just imagine you get a guineapig and at first he’s like questioning your choices, but after one cuddling session he’d get the hype. I swear to god he’d love having a lil piggy. Imagine him coming back home after a long day of training, getting out the guinepig and laying it on his chest. The lil guy lays down, stretches out into a long sausage (that’s what they do when they’re relaxed) and the two just lay down, chilling while Kenny strokes the lil guys head. Nah I swear this is 100% the right pet choice. Kenny = guineapig man.

Niko

Now we know Niko likes cats and he had Lil Reng, but for some reason I feel like if he were to get a pet it would be a turtle. Yes a turtle. Why? Because. It’s such a Niko thing, like he’d definitely have something unique and unusual, probably not a lizard cause those things can be scary but a turtle? So chill and cute and they live like forever. He’d definitely make an Instagram account and buy little hats and little things he can place on its shell for photos. Plus he doesn’t have to fuss around over it too much, turtles don’t really play so he wouldn’t have to worry about being busy and not be able to spend time w it 24/7.

AJ

I think this would be a surprising one. After a little thought I came to the conclusion that AJ’s perfect pet would be a parrot. HEAR ME OUT! Like remember Maverick from Logan Paul and how fucking aggressive and loud he was? That would be AJ’s pet ahahahah. Like there would be sweet moments between them, like AJ would be editing videos and the lil birdy would cuddle up in the hood of his sweater or maybe like sit on his shoulder. But most of the time it would just be a crazy duo. The parrot yelling through the house while AJ yells back for him to be quiet because he’s filming a video. AJ would definitely talk to the parrot like he would to a person. He’d also run around the house trying to hide from the cray-cray bird while it screamed and chased him around. Basically it would be chaotic but very wholesome.

Sharky

Sharky’s cuddly, cute and sweet and he’d have a pet just like him. A bunnyyyy. Tell me im wrong like imagine him building a little corner just for the bunny and designing it and making it cozy and spacious and just fussing over his lil guuuyyyy. It’d be perfect cause bunnies are active and chill at the same time, like imagine Sharky going out into the garden and letting him run around, spin and flip in the grass while he laughed and watched how funny it looked. And then inside on a rainy day he’d lay on the couch, scrolling through his phone while the bunny warmed up in the front pocket of his hoodie. Jesus this would be sooooooo cute oml I’m crying.

#beta squad #youtube #niko omilana #aj shabeel #chunkz #king kenny #sharky #betasquadedit

[magnuscomedybracket]

Round 3 Match 6

131 Flesh vs. 118 The Masquerade

Propaganda under the cut!

131 Flesh

so the episode starts with jonathan IDIOT sims of the FUCKERY INSTITUTE deciding you know... to get into the torture coffin i need to have a connection up here on the surface so i can find my way out... so, obviously, youre like awwwhh is this the moment he realizes he needs martin and saves him from the lonelt❤️❤️❤️ does he have a heartwarming connection w his coworkers and realize he needs his friends and cant just do everything alone❤️❤️❤️ and then that fool, that absolute bastard, that CIRCUS of a MAN goes. i nees physical pain AND THEN TRIES TO CHOP HIS FINGER OFF FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE THE EYES GOIN hey ! hey stop ! hey ahahhaha stop what are you doing hey ahahah you need your finger hey stop doing that !! and regeneratjng his finger and then goes damn this wont work... IM GOING TO REMOVE ONE OF MY RIBS ! :D and then he goes to find JARED BONETURNER HOPWORTJ who yk has KILLED PEOPLE which helen just had IN HER DOORS, YK, FOR FUNZIEZ !! ands like heeey can u remove my rib bbggg hahahahaha ;] and even JAREDS like what the Fuck. then sure ! if u let me out of the DOORS ! then jons like hey btw :3 can i have ur statement :3 and jareds like yah sure if u give me another rib, and jon, jonathan fucking sims. AGREES ! that is like the equivalent of tradinf a rib for a burrito. so jared gives jon his statement and. SURPRISE ! its shit and unhelpful. and now jon has two less ribs, THEN jareds likd yoooo ur rib feels weird as hell and then helen promptly dumps jared into the nearest river. and rhe entire timd tou cannot make out SHIT of what jareds saying i wouldnt be surprised if you told me that guy was speaking in TONGUES. but oh wait ! it gets better ! elias fuckdd up and thd apocalypse wouldve at LEAST been delayed if jon DIDNT take his ribs out. BUT OH WAIT ! IT GETS EVEN BETTER ! later in the gardner jareds like hey ur ribs weird take it back i dont want if anymore it feels weird and then jon fucking smitss him [why the fuck does his rib feel weird btw..does hd have rib eyes? would that mean hd has eyes on all his bones? organs too??? id likd to think so.] *bows* thank you ! thank you !

#flesh is so funny I love melanie in that episode #she’s so pissed off and done with jon #idiot can’t even cut off his finger right :/ god jon you useless piece of shit come with me I know a guy (via @/backslashmagpie)

118 The Masquerade

“Sorry, Elias. I can’t hear you. There’s- a door in the way”

#the magnus archives #tma #magpod #magnuspod #polls #tournament #round 3 #131 is the last episode from s4 in the running :0

[harrysfinelinevol1]

love on tour insta blurb pt.6

harry styles x personal assistant!y/n

summary: y/n is harry's personal assistant and is currently working on his tour

emma chamberlain

part 1! part 2! part 3! part 4! part 5!

harrystyles

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harrystyles As It Was. April 1.

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harryfan2 THIS A SONG RIGHT

harryfan09 good lord

siriusxm April 1 officially Harry Styles Day. Sorry to April fools.

yourinstagram busy that day sorry

↳ harryfan8 AHAHAH shes too funny

↳ harrystyles doing what

↳ yourinstagram at the cinema

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yourinstagram coachella prep is underway

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yourbff last one is INSANE

↳ yourinstagram enjoying the daylight

harryfan3 r u and harry together still

↳ harryfan6 i think theyre just friends ngl they haven't been seen doing much together recently

↳ harryfan5 yea apparently they broke up but r still friends

pillowpersonpp i see what ur doing 🤭

yourinstagram posted on their story

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yourinstagram HARRYCHELLA

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yourbff you bodied this sis

harryfan6 I SAW U TODAY U LOOKED FIRE

harry_lambert outfit!!!!

↳ yourinstagram thank you king 🥺

harryfan92 🤢🤢

↳ harryfan4 why r people still so mean shes literally done nothing wrong

↳ harryfan7 shes annoying

harry.stylesupdates

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harry.stylesupdates y/n dancing to late night talking with olivia (member of harry's crew) at his set at Coachella!!

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harryfan03 shes such a vibe oml

harryfan5 the way she loves harry's music is so cute

harryfan2 guys apparently theyve been spotted cuddling together at billie's show!!

↳ harryfan1 oml stop please tell me they're back together!!!

harryscherries

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harryscherries harry spotted dancing and hugging y/n at the billie eilish show at Coachella tonight!!!

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harryfan12 nah cos theres so many cute videos of him holding her

↳ harryfan1 i refuse to believe theyre not back together

harryfan6 im convinced as it was is about y/n. i think harry wrote it when y/n and him broke up and he wanted to go back to AS IT WAS!!

↳ harryfan32 nah cos u spoke FACTS

↳ harryfan9 u spilt here bestie

part 7!

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hey guys!!! pt.6 here. im thinking pt.7 of this will be the last part and then I'm going to focus on writing affection as well as answering your guys requests. thank you for all the love xxx

#harry styles x reader #harry styles #harry styles blurb #harry styles fluff #harry styles imagine #harry styles x y/n #harry styles x you #harry styles fake ig #harry styles fake instagram #harry styles fake social media #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles fanfic #x reader #harry styles and reader #harry styles request #harry styles reader insert #harrychella

[tomoyoo]

i know im not making this up karin's story is brief but rich, there’s a looot going on with the implications. she comes from the uzumaki clan which means she lost her home. when she talks with suigetsu about juugo going there on his own volition they express how weird it is to do that, so it’s most likely that orochimaru kidnapped her at the chunin exams

speaking of juugo, something else i noticed is that she’s pretty considerate ? suigetsu is a little heartless, so he doesn’t think twice of juugo, but karin seems to understand his situation a bit more deeply. also the time she tries to stop sasuke from killing sakura when she’s bleeding out.. the warm thoughts she has of naruto.. and of course her whole deal in gaiden (i hate gaiden) despite being framed as “the other woman” for part of the story, karin isn’t treated disrespectfully, scolding suigetsu for making a mess of the situation, it shows she doesn’t want to cause trouble for anyone.

I like her banter with suigetsu ! it’s funny because suigetsu has all the right to be mad at her for experimenting on him ! but he’s still being rude as hell so i cheer for karin lmaooo he sees through her and she doesn’t like that lol

sometimes karin thinks something and says another, but she doesn’t come off as fake, more like careful… like when sasuke fought deidara she thought sasuke looks handsome all bruised and battered ❤️ and called him pathetic because she assumed he’d be stronger ahahah i think both are true, she has no problem flirting with him when she wants.. which is why i dislike when she’s compared to sakura in her approach to sasuke. come on. karin is just shooting her shot. when she takes off her glasses to talk to sasuke hahahhaa shut up she’s cute !!! Her feelings were born from his kindness, of course it’s sweeter than “he's cool and handsome”

I’m sure the majority realizes karin is supposed to be a csa survivor ;_; i hate when fans deny that and blame her scars on herself because she flirts with sasuke, and that must mean she’s promiscuous…?! NOTHING in the story indicates she flirts with anybody else and even if that were the case, the bite marks wouldn’t be her fault 😭 kunoichi in the naruto universe don’t use seduction like some want to believe 🙄 karin relies solely on her abilities, she’s very powerful, smart, a master of deceit ! she’s cool !! I like how at first her design shows some skin and it’s cute and all and then you realize she’s probably covering everything except the unmarked parts of her body 😭😭 ahhhhhh

so i feel for karin, I could never hate this gemini girl…

(don’t add anything )

#naruto #karin

[lanaxoxoxoxoxox]

Ok so I’m gonna give you pics of me and the way I wanna dress and you can give me a mcyt partner (I’m Bi so you can go wild)

(I really like pink)

(Me if I was emoji🌼💕🎧☁️🫧🫶📖)

HOLY FUCKITY FUCK YOU'RE STUNNING OH MY GOD /p /gen

also no shit im wearing the same headphones AHAHAH

i would match you up with niki!!

i feel like yours and nikis style matches rly well

you guys buying eachother clothes as silly lil gifts would be so cute ahhh!!!!!

i feel like niki also has like a gift giving love language so that fits perfectly

TAKING LITTLE PHOTOSHOOTS AHHHHH

taking pics of everywhere you go like its seriously bad

OH OH YOU KNOW THAT FROG TATTOO NIKI HAS WITH THE GUITAR

THATS 100% YOU AS A TATTOO HJSDAJHDSAHKJ

THIS ONE THIS ONE RIGHT HERE

also since ur an amazing writer

niki just watching you write silly lil things and complimenting you on it

ALSO SINCE YOU HAIR IS SO COOL OH MY GOSH

her helping with like parts of your hair you cant reach to, or if youre just tired and dont want to do it she will gladly help you!!

braiding your hair as well since thats literally so cute 😭

niki's chat always asking about you saying like "hows ___ doing??" and stuff like that

niki responds with something funny or cute that you did recently

THIS GAVE ME BRAINROT AHHHHHHH

#matchups #mcyt fanfic writer #fanfiction #x reader #mcyt #dream smp #lana #mirrorball duo

[sunshinesebby]

reading the comments and asks about the last chapter really makes me feel like an outsider with my theories about it ( i think it might be the fact that i absolutely refuse to believe my baby seb would ever do something to inflict extreme harm to our shared baby charles) but my first thoughts were actually that he was 1. trying to take charles free will to protect him (making him turn away from dangerous situations, forcing him to leave, etc.) or 2. actually giving his own strenght to charles (this one i feel like i haven't figured out a proper full analysis on but i sense it may be related to when he told charles that he had prayed to the mountains asking for a way to protect him, after he found out that he was hurting himself). the 2nd one i find a little bit trickier since seb has been stronger lately but perhaps it could be him completely losing his mind and becoming detached from the situation????? i dont know if anything im saying makes sense and im also sure whatever you have thought of will have so many more layers and be 100 times more deep and complex (cause you're fucking amazing ily) but hey maybe you find my rambling funny or entertaining so im sharing it with you <3😝

Ahhh thank you for this I LOVE hearing the theories it's so fun !!!!!! I have had comments from people who think like you, actually. And to me it's a really great sign that I have people being like omg he's evil and people who are like nooo he could never because it means that the ambiguity I built into the story deliberately is working so <3<3 <3

I won't comment of course but !!!! some people have been a bit wrong and a bit right and it's going to be really fun to figure out which in the end ahahah

#sanctuary au #sanctuary spoilers

[kaixserzz]

From what i read on your old blog, zandik is the better cook, so it got me thinking of a lil scenario:

It was zandik's birthday, but he didn't care. What so special about birthdays anyway? It's no different from any other day, at least that's what he thought. You seemed to have a different view, 'of course it's important!!' your voice echoed in his head, he let out a sigh. He'd rather be tending to his reaserch and experiments right about now, but you've kicked him out of your shared little home, telling him to 'get himself something nice' and sent him off with a bag of mora in his hands. He honestly couldn't believe you'd managed to do that, granted, you did shove him all the way out of his chair and out of the house, but he didn't try too hard to stop you either. He'd humor you this time, but only because you were being much more tolerable lately.

The bag of mora jingled with each step zandik took as he made his way back to your shared house, of course he didn't get anything, why would he? Anything he needed you'd get him before he'd even ask for it, he'd just be throwing your hard earned money away.

The strong and chocking smell of smoke was what first assaulted zandik's poor nose as he opened the front door. 'what have you done this time??' as he stomped his way to the kitchen, the main source of the smoke, and-

.

.

It was quite... a sight, it left him and baffled. The kitchen was a wreck, flour and batter was covering the counters, and... the ceiling too?? Your face was covered in soot and flour, your hands covered in thick, strawberry patterned oven mitts, the same ones you insisted to buy because 'the little strawberries are so cute'. In your hands was a cake, well, what's left of it anyway. It was burnt beyond recognition, and still in the silver pan you baked it in, which was now also somehow, burnt. You were trying (and failing) to scrape the cake onto a plate, but it seemed to have literally fused to the pan.

It was only due to the sound of zandik dropping the bag of mora on the ground that you'd finally noticed his presence. Clear shock was written all over his face, his red eyes met yours

"uh... Happy birthday?"

STOPPP NOT MY OLD BLOG 😭😭 but i guess i both hc that zandik can cook, and can't cook. ITS JUST. IT FEELS LIKE HE COULD COOK, BUT LIKE, SOMETIMES IM LIKE "that bitch should never enter the kitchen".. IT SEEMS SO SILLY FOR HIM TO BE THE ONE WHO'S GOOD AT COOKING (thats why my writing may differ time to time)

BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY AHAHAH,, he'd really rather be in his room because, well, birthdays were never important to him. it's not like people wanted to celebrate his birthday either way. you on the other hand? you're more sentimental on things that shouldn't be a big deal, but you are anyways. that's one of the things that makes you, you.

however, he does not appreciate you kicking him out of the comfort of your shared dorm room... he didn't complain, but that's besides the point (you looked so excited, he couldn't say no)! so he spent the day in a library to read whatever that interests him, and ignoring the stares and whispers behind his back.

he didn't except to come home to such a catastrophe. there are many reasons why zandik has banned you from the kitchen, and you making an absolute wreck of the kitchen as if a hurricane just passed your dorm was one of the reasons why he made those rules!! he pinched the bridge of his nose, holding back from showing any more irritation to not break your poor fragile heart. he should've known you'd pull something like this.

so he literally spent the majority of his birthday helping you clean up the kitchen. he sent you to the bathroom to take a bath halfway through and when you finished, he's putting back the rest of the messy plates on the drying rack.

zandik sighs when he looked at you. you were like a dejected kicked puppy with the way you acted, a frown on your lips and eyes all teary. you just felt extremely bad for fucking up :(

"i just wanted to do something special for your birthday..." you mutter, fidgeting with your fingers and refusing to look at him. you hear him sigh again, and you tried not feel more humiliated than you already do. but the unexpected happened.

zandik wrapped his arms around your body, his face buried on your neck. then he pulled away quickly, not before planting a kiss on your cheek. "you're always so thoughtful. i appreciate that. next time, try not to make a mess."

the way you instantly brightened up, face completely flushed in embarrassment, but happy he's not that pissed at you for wasting a day away from his work. "i promise! i'll just buy you a cake." you grinned, wrapping an arm around his shoulders. zandik could feel the tips of his ears burn before he pushed you away, glaring at you.

"don't get any ideas just because i thanked you!" you only laughed at that, and he felt his insides melt at the sound of it. maybe just by having you around was enough as a birthday gift for zandik.

"now, tell me..." he hesitated. "when's your birthday?" the shit eating grin on your face makes me regret that he ever asked.

THIS IS SUCH A CUTE IDEA ANOND SHDSAGHDA zandik could NEVER be too mad at you!! esp when he's hopelessly inlove AHAHAHA <33

#˚₊໒💉꒱kai talks₊˚ #╰┈➤ il dottore

[sunlightandsuffering]

omg Lys even if the fandom is half dead, people will still be grovelling at your feet for Switch updates, mark my words

every random EreMika shipper I have ever had the pleasure to exchange messages with on Twitter somehow always managed to mention Switch to me as a recommendation

it always goes sth along the lines of how different but good it is and how it's addictive AND I KEEP ON REFERRING PEOPLE HERE BUT THEY ARE USUALLY NOT READY FOR SPOILERS - I do respect that but I personally live for your little sneak peaks

all the lore is literally the cherry on top of your work I only need to find you dark blog now then I can die happy

AHAHAHA plz thats so funny, the only constant in my life, like switch update?? 👀👀 its like the 'u up' text from my followers lmfao ! Switch is like moderately unhinged but I love it lol, it's very cute sometimes and other times when im on my angsty bullshit its just chaos. but thats good to hear im glad the collective likes it, but AHAHAH omg i dont think i spoil tooo?? much ?? its only when im like in writing mode do i spoil bc i write something i like and im like OH MY GOD THIS HAS TO BE SHARED RIGHT NOW!!!!! IMMEDIATELY!!! but fr i write so much on this blog its ridiculous, like i could probably publish an entire fic of just AUs from this blog like surfer eren, teacher eren, corruption AU, SO MANY !!

i can't believe i have fucking lore tho like who am i?? i ALMOST REBLOGGED SOMETHING FROM MY DARK BLOG EARLIER BC OF THE CUCKING TOPIC BUT I RESTRAINED MYSELF !

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we are so based and correct for having our favorite little personer dynamics where the vast majority of the fandom saw them and turned them romantic but we didn’t. we persevered. and sergio and goro rivalhead freak friendship will always be more correct than sh//uake

THIS THIS is so real squishy i hear this i hear this is verified

we are like the bravest soldiers on planet persona ... you are so right btw about shinji and hamuko. based as hell interpretation. i never played portable, i played FES so i didnt have many thoughts about hamuko-specific interactions. but you are literally right shinji is trying to shake off the biting cat on his arm (hamuko) he loves that cat but man i think his arm is getting an infection /silly

i think... i guess a lot of people just see people getting close and they are like... well romantic relationship time.. hi hello!! theres nothing wrong with romance lol im a bit of a grand romantic actually ahahah but like.... have you people had friends. friends you are so close too, you love them, but never in a romantic way. but you are so close and you'd do anything for them etc..

its so nice to hug your friends. take a little nap together do funny stuff together hello live a bit

ANYWAYS SORRY. YES ALSO AS A RIVALHEAD I AM a bit bothered by. WHEN PEOPLE MAKE joker like not be into the rival thing at all like. you know the specific genre of ake shoooe fanart im talking about right squisher. like. when they make joker only be like in it to try and date gorbo or something and goro meanwhile is trying to have a rivalhead moment.. HEY !! as if goros rival feelings were silly and temporary and stupid and inferior like "shh shut up lets be romantic partners already stop with that silly rival thing etc"

grrr barking. guys its a differnt thing. . i think its a bit sad if joker were like that.. goro is just Like that, hes a little dramatic hes a little "weird" but thats him thats how he is and how he feels, it would feel like joker is just ignoring all that to make something he wants... besides i can tell you having your cute rival feelings ignored and replaced like that sucks ass its like.. hey. no thats not it. hey stop that.

whatever. you guys get it

SORRY hi . cough. hi im normal

#hi squisher #ask #im normal about goro rivalhead feelings hi you can approach me i wont bite you #perhaps im being a bit dramatic. i dont care #rival feelings are very important to me i always felt like a weirdo for experiencing all my life basically with them. #too emotional too weird too dramatic too “into it” SHUT UP !! i adore the feelings and i will talk about them all the time

[chuuyascumsock]

IM SORRY BUT TO WHOEVER PISSBUTT IS, YOURE SLAYING IN THE DAZAI ROAST. CALLING HIM A FUCK MEAT AND A WALKING TERRARIUM?‼️ THEY ARE SO REAL FOR THAT.

Thank you for sharing them messages, I havent laughed that hard all day holy shit ahahah.

Also yes, ill always pull out whole series outta my sleep deprived, manic ass… its my speciality. I think i might put that idea on my to do list and see if i get to it after my other two ideas involving Chuu Chuu hehe. 😩

Tbh im also considering going off anon, simply because I wanna share my cursed stuff and anon doest allow images. But what am I without cursed images??????? Thats right, nothing 😳🔥

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I actually have an entire voice audio that I clipped together of Pissbutt and I talking about a “What if” scenario with Dazai and Chuuya and I had to choose who I’d save if they were bitten by a snake (but it gets VERY cursed. I thought about posting it but do I really wanna voice reveal to you guys 😭)

I’m glad you think my silly little messages and silly little friends are funny, I have a TON more tbh. Pissbutt is one of my male bsf so we have all kinds of convos lol.

I’d also love to see your cursed images tbh lol.

#casual asks

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im aro (who just has a weakness for your fics which is peculiar for me bc reader inserts don't normally interest me but yours oof hits just the right spot) and i have an intense discomfort for valentine's day so i have almost every varient of it blacklisted. unfortunately, that means tumblr hides your nick valentine fics which i find both funny and annoying lmaoo however it does somewhat help me bc when i actually catch the 'post hidden bc blacklist' im like !!!!! oh shit!!! time to catch up and i binge read including going back to some of my faves ahahah

anyways this ask was just to say hi keep being amazing i love your work and i hope that life treats you as kindly as you treat your readers!!!!! 💛

Ohhhh this is so lovely!! I'm glad that you enjoy my writing and I'll definitely make a note to put out more platonic stuff in the future for all of my aro followers (: It's too bad about the tag thing I didn't even think of that! Unfortunately, I'm not sure there's any way for me to work around it otherwise I definitely would. But I'm glad you find your way back here when you can and enjoy what I write (which, I will fully admit other than BTE, is few and far between nowadays). This blog and anons like you have been invaluable as writing for fo4 and getting feedback on my writing has helped me build my writing skills for my original works and I hold my original project very close to my heart. In a roundabout way, y'all have helped me out with it, and I try to give as much love back to everyone who reads my fanfic in return (: I hope you have a lovely rest of your day!! (And don't worry about your other ask, no offense was taken and I definitely agree on the way that games like fo4 can function as character or player inserts (: )

#Anon friends #zero talks #sometimes i worry that when im gone for long stretches of time #people will see themselves out when they realize they still follow me #which is totally understandable and i hold no grudge or negative feelings #just glad they/y'all were here in the first place #but seeing people still enjoying my writing even when i can't be around often cause of life stuff means a lot #i've debated doing life updates occasionally so y'all know I'm still thinking of this blog but don't have time to be here and that i haven' #shut things down #but thankfully with BTE being semi-frequent i haven't felt the need to in a good minute #im going to try my hardest to make time especially for this blog during university bc i don't want to lose all of my hobbies #but my education is very important to me and i have high standards for myself so we'll see lol

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Quarterfinals Match 3

034 Anatomy Class vs. 131 Flesh

Propaganda under the cut!

034 Anatomy Class

The delivery. The teacher going crazy because students asking questions.

#fear beings who want to know more about the human body and decide to go to college about it (via @/the-goose-caboose)

#all those “students” had like. sneak 100 surely their behavior was completely unsuspicious lmao #and at the end theyre genuinely just like “hey thanks for teaching us about the insides” and the teacher's just completely traumatized (via @/silverywillowtree)

131 Flesh

so the episode starts with jonathan IDIOT sims of the FUCKERY INSTITUTE deciding you know... to get into the torture coffin i need to have a connection up here on the surface so i can find my way out... so, obviously, youre like awwwhh is this the moment he realizes he needs martin and saves him from the lonelt❤️❤️❤️ does he have a heartwarming connection w his coworkers and realize he needs his friends and cant just do everything alone❤️❤️❤️ and then that fool, that absolute bastard, that CIRCUS of a MAN goes. i nees physical pain AND THEN TRIES TO CHOP HIS FINGER OFF FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE THE EYES GOIN hey ! hey stop ! hey ahahhaha stop what are you doing hey ahahah you need your finger hey stop doing that !! and regeneratjng his finger and then goes damn this wont work... IM GOING TO REMOVE ONE OF MY RIBS ! :D and then he goes to find JARED BONETURNER HOPWORTJ who yk has KILLED PEOPLE which helen just had IN HER DOORS, YK, FOR FUNZIEZ !! ands like heeey can u remove my rib bbggg hahahahaha ;] and even JAREDS like what the Fuck. then sure ! if u let me out of the DOORS ! then jons like hey btw :3 can i have ur statement :3 and jareds like yah sure if u give me another rib, and jon, jonathan fucking sims. AGREES ! that is like the equivalent of tradinf a rib for a burrito. so jared gives jon his statement and. SURPRISE ! its shit and unhelpful. and now jon has two less ribs, THEN jareds likd yoooo ur rib feels weird as hell and then helen promptly dumps jared into the nearest river. and rhe entire timd tou cannot make out SHIT of what jareds saying i wouldnt be surprised if you told me that guy was speaking in TONGUES. but oh wait ! it gets better ! elias fuckdd up and thd apocalypse wouldve at LEAST been delayed if jon DIDNT take his ribs out. BUT OH WAIT ! IT GETS EVEN BETTER ! later in the gardner jareds like hey ur ribs weird take it back i dont want if anymore it feels weird and then jon fucking smitss him [why the fuck does his rib feel weird btw..does hd have rib eyes? would that mean hd has eyes on all his bones? organs too??? id likd to think so.] *bows* thank you ! thank you !

#flesh is so funny I love melanie in that episode #she’s so pissed off and done with jon #idiot can’t even cut off his finger right :/ god jon you useless piece of shit come with me I know a guy (via @/backslashmagpie)

#tma #the magnus archives #magpod #magnuspod #polls #tournament #quarterfinals

[dontcxckitup]

What I think of the MUN: Eh. You're okay I guess......hgjdkshgkjsdg Im jokiiiiiing! 😘 My gosh, where to begin? First of all, your writing???? *1000 chef kisses* Whether its you writing Gareth, or Eric, or Magneto, or whoever, your writing, descriptions, and especially dialogue are always SUCH a treat to read! You obviously not only have a strong grasp on each character, but you find a way to make them your own. Not only that, but have I mentioned how much I adore that you and I are on the same wavelength when it comes to plotting out the most chaotic but fun scenarios? Seriously, reading and writing with you is addictive and its always loads of fun. Secondly, you are just an incredibly kind-hearted, loyal, utterly supportive, clever, funny, and amazing human bean and best friend all in all, Caz! Not only that, but I feel like we can just talk about anything for hours. It also still amazes me how many things we not only have in common, but how it feels like we've basically grown up together when we talk about certain similarities (i.e: like eating at the same London restaurant without realizing it ahahah!). I am just so grateful to have known you since I was literally a yucky, gremlin teen, and im glad to be stuck with u. You're truly the other half to our single braincell; the grump to my sunshine; the Eric to my Richard (ofc); Erik to my Charles; The Sundance Kid to my Butch (and vice versa); and like an older sister, even if we're not remotely related via blood ahahah! Thanks for always putting up with my insane ideas, our chaotic hang out times, my (genius) puns, and my butt that never shuts up 😌

You truly are my partner in crime, and I would gladly, accidentally burn a dock with you 😘

@richardxoliverxmayhew

// I don’t know what meme this was cause damn this is from May but I’m totally sobbing right now asdlfkjasdlkfjasdf 😭

#richardxoliverxmayhew #;;answered

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🔥✋🔥 (izzy hands) anon here once again lmfao. its getting better! i only had a fever this morning that went away by itself and havent had one since then! im hoping it wont come back later this evening or night though. and just because i now said this, watch it coming back within an hour after, jinxing tf outta myself 😀 < that emoji looks funny af lol...

i remember when you talked about it a while ago, but i would never have thought it was about gay pirates lmfao. but tbh i also never saw anybody else but you who talked about it.

"exposes his whore gay ass" lmfaoo PLEASE ahahah 😂 cut what? the moaning or the whole scene? lmfao i just had this view in my head where he just has the longest, most outdrawn daddy moan loll.

i feel like i have seen his face before, but when i looked up his wiki where he's been starring in films and series, i aint seen any of those. thats weird as fuck lol.

"the man looks like an izzy" lmfao. for sure he does. he look like an izzy hands person 😂

yall israel hands nickname was fucking basilica hands. thats weird af lol.

you're very welcome!

yep it is! we have talked a lot before tbh, but i have never been caught until now haha. 😅

aye thats a good idea! ima choose this nice koala emoji, so you know it is le moimoi 🐨

hello again!! sorry it took me a hot minute to get to this 😅 love the Izzy emojis, lmao.

So glad ur feeling a bit better!! Fingers crossed🤞

Wow…. Can’t believe you’ve just been living unaware of The Gay Pirate show…….. that’s ok tho bc now you know it exists.. you’re welcome 😌 everyone go watch it immediately right now 👁👁

GHSGSH OK SO LIKE,, yknow in the scene he does his whole weird gay bit and then he’s done and has that little Instant Regret face and moves on but APPARENTLY, according to an actor who did a livestream this one time, that whole bit just. kept going. like 3 times as long. I have no idea what con o’neill was doing but I know what he’s capable of and frankly I’m desperate to see the rest 😂 although I have to say the mental image of the longest ‘OOOOOOHHHHHHH DADDDYYYYYY 😩😩’ ever is KILLING me LMAO 😂😂

wait ok I can’t just keep talking about the daddy scene without showing it. here it is if you feel like being embarrassed lmao. he’s like??? mocking the other guys for laughing and flirting before I guess. but the look of utter horror on their faces murders me DHDVFH

hmmm 🤔 I eagerly try to produce a list of con’s entire filmography but like, you already said you looked him up so who knows lmao

yeah he was also known as basilica! but like, I haven’t been able to find where that comes from at all??? or if it’s even legit???? which is like why I was saying I wish we knew more about him/had more reliable resources, rip 😔 anyways I hope the real israel hands is watching with abject horror from the heavens as we all objectify a 55-year old homosexual version of him

eyyy love ur emoji selection! 😌 very cute

I feel like I’ve definitely recognized your Vibes when I’ve gotten asks from you before lol, just like ‘oh yeah this anon again! neat!’ but yeah 😂 just figured it would be nice to know for sure when it’s you!!! like,,, pen pal correspondence,, 😌😌

#hope ur having a good day!!! #ask box #the daddy scene is so funny for so many reasons. i remember watching that before and being like wow I wonder if the actor was embarrassed #to do that #but now knowing Con I’m like ah I see. that was him holding back #also when I first watched ofmd I made all these lil reaction posts to the episodes for my ofmd friends #and I’m pretty sure that scene is the only time I comment on izzy in those posts #just to be like ????izzy gay???????? #ahhahhahaaa wait. is he gay. izzy. get it. I’m so funny