#ahahaha when you cant sense sarcasm or jokes

[enby-keith]

If you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that on the first day of school my freshman year I was sitting next to this kid I started talking to during band and the band director was talking about filling out forms and stuff and the kid mentioned something about “what if you don’t have a mom,” and I assumed it was hypothetical and that he was trying to make a joke so I went along with it and said something along the lines of “write bro she fuckin ded where the signature should be,” and he said “actually she went to prison.”

Somehow he’s now my best friend??

#he wasnt offended as far as i know #he typically isnt with that stuff #BUT STILL OH MY GOD IM FUCKING STUPID #adhd #adhd moment #ahahaha when you cant sense sarcasm or jokes #actually adhd #neurodivergent #meme #story time #band #marching band #concert band #trigger warning #death #incarcertion mention

[rego-mem]

About me

I was taged by @shotce , @estalfaed , @ellebeedarling Thanks, friends!

Are you named after anyone?
 No.  My parents weren`t very creative. And as I was born in name day of Yana, I was given this name. 

When was the last time you cried? 
I don`t remember. I usually don`t cry, even if I`m very upset.

Do you like your handwriting? 
Yes? I can understand my writings, that`s all I need.

What’s your favorite lunch meat? 
Any meat is my favourite.

Do you have kids? Ahahaha NO 

If you were a different person, would you be friends with you? Who knows? Maybe different me is a total asshole. 

Do you use sarcasm? 
Yes, and most of the time like a joke, but only among my friends. My sense of humor is pretty harsh, so for strangers I can sound rude.

Do you still have your tonsils? 
Yup.

Would you bungee jump? 
Nonononononono

What’s your favorite cereal? I`m not really a fan of this.

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? 
 Life is too short to untie shoes!

Do you think you are a strong person? 
I saw some shit in this life, so more yes then no.

What’s your favorite ice cream? Pistachio!! What’s the first thing you notice about people? 
Eyes color, hair, hands and scars.

What’s your least favorite physical thing about yourself? 
My health. I`m sick person.

What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now?  No shoes and 
grey sport pants

What are you listening to right now? 
Haggard - Awaking the Centures!

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? 
Blue/green

Favorite smell? 
spicy coffee

Who was the last person you talked on the phone with? 
My doctor.But I am introvert who afraid of phone talks. So it was about 2 min talk

Favorite sport to watch? 
I don’t.

Hair color? 
blond/red curly shot hair. 

Eye color? Light blue-green. But 
depending from lighting they can be blue/ grey /deep green

Do you wear contacts? 
I want, but I cant. :c

Favorite food? sea food

Scary movie or comedy? Comedy of course. Scary movies are silly

Last movie you watched? 
Blade runner, my favourite

What color shirt are you wearing? White, with Cat-Dart Vader print. 

Summer or winter? 
Winter. Hugs or kisses? Both are great I think

What’s on your mouse pad? Any nearest book. For example, right now it is “war and peace”.

What’s the last TV program you watched? 
 Rick and Morty

What’s the best sound? 
contrabass

Rolling Stones or The Beatles? The Beatles was a soundtrack of my childhood. Love them a lot.

What’s the furthest you ever traveled? 
Montenegro

Do you have a special talent? 
Drawing? Ability to forget name immeditely after hearing it? 

Where were you born? Moscow, Russia

#ask meme #rego speaks