#ahahahahahahhahahahahaha

[cockringhoratio]

friendly advice to you friends romans countrymen, do not tattoo your entire side in one go :o)

#smashy the cache #ESPECIALLY do not do it as your second tattoo ever :o) #i have a high pain tolerance but when we got to my stomach #ahaha #ahahahahahahhahahahahaha #DEATH

[sunlit-mess]

Okay, so I'm gonna try not to freak out, but uh.. I used to follow your art, and then my Tumblr went down, and I lost it.. the thing is I have you added on fb, and I'm ngl. I always thought your art looked familiar. Then I saw your Tumblr linked, and I honestly... cried. Your art always brought me so much comfort, and I was devastated when I couldn't find it anymore.. holy hell, I'm so excited. I can see more art now! I wanted to ask how you're holding up. I know life can be rough, and honestly, it's not nice more than half of the time to people who honestly deserve love. I hope you're gone from your old situation, though, and tbh I'm super happy I can see your art again! Though, tbh I'm nervous about messaging you anywhere since I'm not exactly... a friend or anything QwQ I hope you're doing okay, though, and I hope you have a nice day/afternoon/night!

Hello!! Welcome back!!! Glad that you enjoy my content still huhu 🫶

#messyr #As for situation- NO NOTHING'S NEW AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA (im going insane) #I don't know- The more I continue the more it gets worse and my body is also a bit-- too tired #the shit i went through remains a deep wound that re-opens every time they dig at the stitch. As for the present- #new wounds are painted to my brain and body- seemingly- each time they get mad oof #i'll be fine though- My coping mechanism remains the same: DELUSION

[boygirlctommy]

this is only day 1 of 7 of my grandma staying w us and I am Not surviving this

#my post #the first day is the worst the first day is the worst the first day is the worst #<-affirmations #she’s just BLASTING shows as loud as possible in the living room it is so loud in this house oml #AND she’s using most of the internet for it so I keep getting kicked from whatever I try to do ahahahahahahhahahahahaha

[gayintents]

I NEVER LOSE YOUR DISGRACEFUL wHROE SLUT AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

horrible can't believe you would even say that about me 😔😔😔 (I didn't actually even want lyon to lose I just wanted you to suffer)

[princess-of-the-corner]

Miraculous Ladybug AU where it’s just a DND style campaign but Marinette and Adrien keep rolling low numbers so they can’t ever confess or see through the miraculous glamour.

All the players are furious about these constant bad rolls

Ahahahahahahhahahahahaha

That's beautiful!

Marinette: "Okay. I decide to give Adrien a present and use Ladybug to drop it off in his room instead of going through the security properly."

Alix: "Go ahead and roll."

Marinette: "..... One."

Alix: "Adrien sees you leave, connects the dots on your identity, and somehow this spirals into the apocalypse."

Marinette: "Yo what the fuck."

#dnd au

[tulipanico]

A tu sei figaaaaaaaa. Non lo sapevo!!!!! Non sei solo una brava fotografa, sei anche una figaaaaaa.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Questo mi ha fatta molto ridere, grazie, buon anno 🧚🏻

[suckitsurveys]

When you’re visiting a site, do you still type ‘www.’? I just google shit and click on whatever comes up haha.

Can you still read the time if an analogue clock doesn’t have numbers on it? I can hardly read it WITH numbers, buddy. One of my brain flaws.

To whom will/did you first talk about the first time you’ve had sex? I mean, I’ve mentioned it to friends but I don’t think I’ve told like, the whole story?

Have you ever fallen asleep while taking an exam? Nope.

Tell me something ridiculous about the place or country you live in: Ahahahahahahhahahahahaha where the fucking shit do you want me to start?

Did you know that ` is not an apostrophe? Are you guilty of using it? Yes I know that. I don’t think I’ve ever used it honestly. It’s on a weird, unnatural part of the keyboard. My muscle memory automatically uses the correct one anyway.

Have you ever gave the rejection hotline number to anyone? I don’t think so.

What is something you didn’t like about being thirteen? All of it.

What can you hear right now? The AC.

Do you think it’s okay for kids to have cellphones? Whatever.

Do you watch anime? If so, what are some of your favorites? I've seen a couple. My favorite is FLCL, which I recently learned there are new episodes of. I should watch those.

A quote/funny line from the last movie you saw? “Goodnight Barbies, I’m definitely not thinking about death anymore!”

Don’t you hate yes/no surveys? Or do you prefer the ones that make you think and explain your thoughts? I like it when there’s a mix so I don’t have to elaborate on every question.

Do you have a favorite curse word? If so, what is it and why? Fuck.

How well would you say you do in school? Do you actually exert effort or are you naturally good at your subjects? I hated school.

Or do you not care at all? Why? --

Do you have any siblings? If so which one of them do you get along with the best? I have one sister and I kind of hate her right now

What’s your favorite TV show? And who’s your favorite character from it? BoJack Horsemen is probably my all time favorite. Princess Carolyn is my favorite character.

Is there someone that you look up to? If so, who and why? Everyone, I’m short.

Do you take surveys on other sites besides Bzoink? Clearly.

When did/will summer start for you? It’s August 17th. There’s a month or so left of summer.

Do you have a poor eyesight? If so, what is the power of your eyes? I have horrible eyesight but I don’t know the number.

…do you use glasses or contacts for it? Glasses..

Have you violated any of the 10 Commandments? If so, what? Every god damn day of my life.

What would you consider to be your most valued possession? Why? I have a few of those because I am a sentimental bitch.

Are you ever satisfied? Or are you one of those people who always want more? Sure.

What were you like as a kid? Fucking weird af.

#surveys

[catboycooter]

Found your blog through the Mishapocalypse tag. I saw your post about the 10th anniversary, and wanted to let you know that I have filled my ENTIRE queue (1000 posts) with posts from the Mishapocalypse. I use page view on tumblr, which shows you posts based on a timestamp. I changed the timestamp on the url to make my dashboard show up as it would have on April 1st, 2013, and reblogged almost every single post.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY.GODDDD DUDE YOURE A FUCKING GENIUS YOU ARE. A MASTERMIND. following you just to reblog all the old mishapocalypse for the 10 year annibersary of this wretched thing

[fundy-chow]

01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 01000001 -bee

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fundy laughs at Bee’s screams.

#what does the fox say? #please don’t sting me… (bee)

[a-lost-crow]

I Want You by Mitski except it’s the scene from season 2 of Minecraft StoryMode where Lukas creates a whole rebellion and them caught Jesse, Petra, and Jack and Lukas trying to confront “fake” Jesse and real Jesse trying to convince Lukas that he’s the real Jesse

#minecraft story mode #mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm lukas #jesskas #I am tempted to make a little edit or animatic about it #It makes me sad #ahahahahahahhahahahahaha #I’m going to cry now #why did I think of this idea when my hyperfixation of it is mild #WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #One day yall #one day

[byxallxmeans]

@livxlafxluv​​ asked: “Hey, you’re supposed to be on my side!”

"Oh, I am, am I?" BB was still DISHEVELLED & MESSY, smell of arousa still lingering in the atmosphere with an absolutely FURIOUS Murasaki stood before them. Sei had told her to HIDE. Aaaaaaand, well... BB hadn't done that. "Last I checked Ms. 9.7 -- Sorry -- 9.9 Tits has and always will be an agent of CHAOS. I'm on no one's side! Not even MY OWN!!" That and she was still bearing grudges at being rated and considered LESS THAN MURASAKI. A point only proven when Sei had explicitly told her to HIDE so that Sei's chances with Murasaki wouldn't be RUINED by the whole... Finding a topless BB in Sei's bedroom thing. Yeah. That would definitely be a problem. WHOOPSIE. "Yeah. That's right. Murasaki. Yours really AREN'T the only big tits she's wanted to put her mouth on. Only takes a TOUCH to get to a big fat 10!!” Was BB committing RELATIONSHIP SUICIDE right now? Did it even really matter? Heart raced. Head hurt. Body shook. Yet again BB was just the OTHER GIRL. (Wait why did that bother her so much?)

Shake of her head. Murasaki refused to even LOOK at the two girls before her. "On your side? As in. Supposed to help you hide the fact you already have a girlfriend while EXPLICITLY trying time and time again to engage in sexual relations with me?" Arms were folded, lips curled down. If anything Sei had GOTTEN THE TRUTH OUT OF HER. Though, Murasaki would STILL find a way to deny it. After all, why did it matter to Murasaki if Sei was fucking some ten cent bimbo? They WEREN'T fucking themselves, right? And Murasaki kept INSISTING that they never would. That Murasaki didn't LIKE SEI LIKE THAT. Jealousy and arousal and something akin to a VENGEFUL SCORN burned inside of Murasaki all at once. "Well, did you, Lady Shonagon? Wrap your mouth around her bulbous fake tits?" Damn. The fact she'd even CURSED AT ALL. Murasaki needed to calm herself down.

"Hey. Watch that 'pretty' mouth of yours. These tits are as real as real gets. Come on, like your tits were REALLY that big back in 1005. Japanese. Nerd. Bitch." WELP. Shit was getting CATTY.

#bbkjakjbksbkjdkjdsdkjsdbjk #RUH ROH #AHAHAHAHAHHHA #WELPPPP #AHAHAHAHLANKLFNLNDINDNIDFNNDOINKNLFNLKFDKLNFD #UHHH #I AM SO SORRY #I AM SO FUCKING SORRY #AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA #AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA #THIS IS A MESS #ANDIMSOS ORRY SEI XD #MURASAKI SHIKIBU #MURASAKI SHIKIBU ~|=|~ DO NOT MISTAKE ME... THERE ARE DEPTHS WHERE THE TEARS HAVE MADE POOL ON MY SLEEVES... ~|=|~ #BB #BB ~|=|~ WELL NOW I DO. HEY SEI DID YOU KNOW I'M A BIG-TITTIED KAWAII GIRL~~? ~|=|~ #SEI SHONAGON #SEI SHONAGON ~|=|~ EMOTIONAL FULL DRIVE? YEAH SHE REALLY ISNT YOUR RUN OF THE MILL GIRL HUH? ~|=|~ #SEI X BB #SEI X MURASAKI #LIVXLAFXLUV

[choisgirls]

BAM!

Did I scare you? Ahahaha!

Heya howdy doodle doo, my loves!!!!

Here is a hickity heckin update and I wanted to share despite it being 10 pm at night (I’ll reblog tomorrow morning some time as well~)

I made an AO3! 

^^^ That’s just a link to my disclaimer there~

But! I plan on cross posting all of my works from here over there as well, just so everyone knows! I may decide to post certain things there, I haven’t decided yet ^^

BUT! ANOTHER! UPDATE! BAM! PART TWO!

Soon, I’ll be making another blog! A side blog! Yay!

Yes, I’ll still be writing Mystic Messenger and I will ALWAYS be here- in fact this is where you’ll reach me like, all the time.

But the side blog is going to be a multi-fandom blog- for writing!!

I don’t have all the details yet because I need to work everything out, but! 

I will be writing for other fandoms on that blog.

So all my mysme, here! On my baby! My love! My life! My home! 

Other fandoms: over there on that other blog that I haven’t made yet eheheheheh

So I hope, once it’s made, you’ll all keep supporting me and check out some of the ones over there, too! No pressure though, it’s all up to you! But thank you guys, I truly love writing for Mysme, and I’ve always wanted to write for others- this blog helped me realize that I’d like to try it even /more/, take on other fandoms, the like! Once it’s set up and all of that, I hope you all will request some things for me over there if any of the fandoms I decide on suit your fancy~ 

#wow would you look at that four is about to stress herself out more #you though four didnt sleep now? AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA- #no but really im really excited to do this but im also /so/ fucking scare oh my g od #but yeah ill let you guys know as i update it!!!!!!! #i love you all so much really i do oh my god #admin 404 #not a request #update

[wolfythewitch]

Wolfy Wolfy, now that Casino Royal is out I must know, was it the colab with Derivakat that pushed you to rebrand everwhere? Or was it just a coincidence haha.

Ahahahahahahhahahahahaha

#yep #my name was SO LONG #IT WAS EMBARRASSING #asks #anon #anon asks

[cursedhousamoconfessions]

Well babe, a contract of delicious sex and ecstasy with me wouldn’t hurt~ I mean, think about it! It’s such a great deal isn’t it? Especially with an Old On—WHOOPS I ALMOST SAID IT AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA GYAHAHAHAHAAHHA oh I forgot I’m on the music job :)

hmmm be surrounded by bara but be a sex slave to a lovecraftian eldritch in turn 

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i would be surrounded by bara hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

#not a confession #mod wolf

[princess-of-the-corner]

Dearest Family- Tikki's feeding frenzy takes her to Agreste mansion, where she goes after the gallette that Shadow Moth is presently eating.

Ahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Even more hilarious of she 100% just doesn't register Shadowmoth she just pops in, yoinks the gallette and leaves.

Gabriel spends the next month in a paranoia-fueled panic over every little thing.

[jean-and-ali-liveblogs]

Ali: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

TOO MUCH DIFFERENT TYPES OF FEELINGS AT ONCE, I CAN’T HANDLE IT.

This episode is going to be the end of me.

#su #steven universe #liveblogging #liveblog #AliEp151