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stay-midnight · 1 year

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hello hi hiii ! 💕

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well-reply whenever to ask the askss, i really don't mind hehe (admittedly its a hot second to type it out but mostly cause its thoughts trying to be coherent in a way hehe-) 💕

anyways yeah- seungmin being in tamer settings but because of his sir/master vibes it turns into like, not tame? HAHA-and god that would be hot 😭 afterwards its him making you suck his cock under the cold water (the water would make it harder to breathe while gagging on his cock and seungmin would grin at that-😶)

and as said....thoughts on perv, college au Jisung as bestfriend and roommate ahhhh 😳🤧 YES- he'd enjoy you shying away from his advances, (the power he'd feel from that-) so much, one of his specialties could also be corruption- he enjoys the feeling of reader turning into his slut-ahem i mean being so submissive for him-and making you be just as perverted as he is 😈😭 (ALSO YEAH-Perv Jisung is the Best Jisung trope, he just fits it so much that its unreal 😩💓)

he'd be so touchy-hands on your butt, your pecs, your thighs and your bulge- would be shameless enough to dry hump/grind his crotch on you, and he'd crave the embarrassed look on your face as you try your best not to react (which is useless cause again, he knows-) constant flirting as well, calling you baby or jagi all the time, likes you romantically as well ofc, he just can't help be a perv 🤐 and hey, he wanted to let you know how feels somehow-ahem- (constant outta pocket sentences too, "i'd fuck you over this desk" jisung would say the second you two sit down at a library-)

would also pretend he's thrusting up into you if you're sitting on his lap and the room is empty 😭 you'd think he'd do a fake exaggerated moan but his low groans and whispers of you being so good for him is making your head go 😵

And when perv jisung eventually turns into perv boyfriend? If he was horny for you before, just jerking off or being a perv, congratulations, you're also getting fucked every day no questions asked 😭😩 (i imagine him becoming your boyfriend started out as him inviting you to his room and then him immediately making you get on your knees, making you confess all of your own perverted thoughts and the more heartwarming feelings cause he was fed up with the oblivious act, before proceeding to fuck you for hours until both of you pass out-needy perv ji.)

he'd be making all of his fantasies come through too-the exhibitionist that he is-sex at the library, a public bathroom stall, at the gym locker room, sitting on his face-my god. (and uh, just to put it out there, jisung watches anime, so i fully believe that jisung making you wear a maid dress and doing a whole master and servant act is....happening-i mean, not impossible-)

and since you said he'd be into threesomes, whelp-one night he invites minho to your dorm room, its all been talked out and both have your consent so there's no hesitation when jisung gets you on your knees with his hand gripping your hair tight, making you open your mouth wide as minho has his way with you 😭 (sungie would def like the thought of his friends playing with you-) also exhibitionist jisung 🤝 voyeur minho

Still though, he'd be possessive over you, just cause he's sharing does not mean they get to have you the way he does. gag on his friends boxers, cock, get fucked, spitroasted, dp'd or whatever happens between him and who he shares you with, he's gonna fuck you again by himself to remind you that in the end, its you and him and only him.

that's it for noww hehe, self control yarn, perv skz thoughts are-ehem, anywayss 😊💞🍀

dun dun dun its me again at 3 am in midnight

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imma keep them for archive hehe but idk if i can reply to those ask after trying cuz i feel like we got to the endpoint of those thoughts(?) cuz snowswept tails kinda had the fox and human roaming around for shelter, and the other fics too like d.a kind of ended after the orgy- so i my brain just blanked out on those-

But to the thoughts! After the shower shenanigans with prisoner seungmin i feel like the reader would get a bit bratty (yes third person now cuz like its hard to write in second person for this thoughts) I can see Seungmin slam choking reader against the wall and before sneaks a hand down your shorts - grabbing your throbbing cock— before degrading you and saying something like "Be wary of your words, pup- act like shit again and I'd leave you to fend for yourself and im not as kind as the other inmates" oh and A police officer witnessing all this?!(lets pretend that jeongin is the police officer here huehue hes like a police officer in training/criminology student🫣)

PERV JISUNG >>>> those vids of him on tiktok i keep seeing got me feeling some typa way like those arms can crush me but anyways I feel like the best trope for perv sung is Pervert x Oblivious Idiot— Like reader literally just thinking how thats just a friendly joke by good ol sungie despite him saying some shit like "nice pants, but id think you be better off without it-" the point of the matter is he would definitely be over possessive over reader before the whole relationship cuz he doesnt like other people flirting with you except him but AFTER a soldified relationship and him fucking you like a lion in heat until dawn he'd so be down to try threesomes (with his trusty bff leeno) so one night he sat you down you agreed in respect to your boyfriends kink and ofc the fact the minho is hot- ALSO during the threesome with minho- minho would be so teasing with sungie competitively like "Bet you cant make them choke like this can you?" as Minho thrusts into your throat with his big c- but the threesome turns into competition real quick like "Fuck you, Minho- he's mine" Jisung would say while glaring at the older as he pulls you back into his cock like sjzjsndn exhibitionist Jisung as well best place to fuck for him is definitely the janitors closet or hear me out in a frathouse while all the other fratboys are out (felix serving those sus cookies) but yeah Perv Jisung would be so touchy in public like expect him to slide a hand to your backpocket while walking or pull you by the waist hueheue (i added all the thoughts in one paragraph cuz-)

thank you anonnie for feeding me with the thots 😍

#midnight asks #fic talk anonnie #🎙️anonnie

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loiyaltie · 10 months

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S-s-s-sir gepard 😳😳😳👉👈 ONE CHANCE PLS-

"..ahem how can I be of service? Is there a threat to the safety of Belobog that you need to report?"

#darabeatha #ic. [ a captain's duty / asks. ]#( i hope you weren't expecting me not to answer s.mol bc you know i gotta sfjdskjfdshf )#( blows u a kiss !! ty for following my lil gep blog over here ! )

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bace-jeleren · 1 year

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HI HELLO HELLO HI HI HI SIR?. MA'AM?.HELLO HELLO HI HI HI 👀👀👀😳😳😳🥺🤤🤤🥵🥵

ahem

i enjoyed your most recent art of Kaito & Wanderer in lingerie

#i aim to please~

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after-nine-at-the-oasis · 1 year

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AAH okay promo time 😭😭 I can do this xd

Out here wiping my eyes and stopping screaming to watch the promo (neither of those are true - the first ain't even literal lol)

AAAAHHHHHH CARLOS YOU ARE NOT LOOKING GOOD MY GUY

A A A H

I didnt even RECOGNIZE THAT as TK's VOICE for a second 😯😯😬😭😭😭😭

But y'all the ANGST <3333 ❤️❤️❤️❤️👀👀😍😍❤️

Anyway back to being DISTRAUGHT and IN FEAR

O P E

Oh my gosh

"No one's gonna find you though"yeah that's because you didn't FREAKING TELL ANYONE WHERE YOU WERE GOING!!!!

THE K I T?????

C o n C E R N . jpg ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Oh no

"Looks like a pattern"?????

A SERIAL KILLER????!!?!?!!!?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😳😳😳

AAAAHHHHH WHAT THE HECK

AAAAHHHHHH AWW CARLOS 😭😭😭

BRO LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING T H R O U G H IT

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "We're not gonna find him alive, are we?" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP S T O P P P P P EVERYBODY SHUT UP YES WE ARRRRE TK 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am actually losing my mind

Y'all I just. I swear

Okay, that's the last of my last thoughts. Now it's time for the. . .

REVIEW

*Ahem* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If you'll begrudge me a very long scream again 😌.

ANYWAY!

I absolutely LOVED this episode!! I thought it was amazing :DD. It had so much DRAMA an ANGST and it was also HILARIOUS at parts xD. I promise that's just emphasis not me highlighting the words lol. Anyway, I loved Owen's storyline, even I'm frustrated over it xD, and I LOVED Iris's :D. Plus the call was amazing xD. The one with he cliff lol. Anyway, I loved it all 🥰🥰. Now, I'm gonna try to keep this short, but we'll see what happens lol - time for the individual parts xD.

First of all - Judd, Mateo, Marjan, Paul, and Nancy. My 126 lovelies 🥰🥰🥰. I was about to just do them four but then I was like nah Nancy gotta join them. I decided to leave Tommy on her own though lol. Anyway!!! As always I loved them :DDD. I missed seeing them much he episode but it makes sense with everything else going on :/ :). Still, the all was great XD (the all did great jobs of course), and the scene at the endddd 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔. Oh my gosh I'm still not over that - I know it's only been like an hour and 20 minutes but still xD. I don't think I'll ever get over it lol. Also, for a second I nearly said just 20 minutes and then I remembered: oh yeah, it's 9:08 (big emphasis on the 9 but I can't capitalize a 9 unless I spell it out lol). Anyway! Gotta shout-out Nancy's acting on the cliff call XDD wonderful lol. "Live!! Live!!!!" XDDD Iconic lol. Also Judd calling Owen out was *chefs kiss* as always. Plus, he's definitely sus, so if we need anyone for anything involving that, Judd's our guy. Kind of like TELLING SOMEONE WHERE YOU'RE GOING- sorry XD. Anyway, I loved them all <33 hope to see them more soon :))). ❤️❤️❤️.

Tommy! I really liked her scene with TK :DD. It was amazing <333. Her being there for him, comforting him :')). Work mom for real <333. And we love her for it (and many other things lol) 🥰🥰. Also, she did amazing with her job as well :DD 🥰🥰. And I just have to mention her acting in the first call XD. Not that she even did much, more just what she was actually doing lol. Girl was just sitting there XD. Like barely blanker than 😌 XDDDD. Icon, lol, amazing xDD. I love her ❤️❤️❤️🥰.

Grace time :). We LOVE OUR GIRL GRACE for being so amazing working out the call :DD. And also she was just so good in that scene in general 😭 - the shock on her face, the near desperation in how fast she was talking to Carlos- MMH, wonderful <33. Anyway, she was an icon all around this episode :DDD, and of course did her job wonderfully <33 ❤️❤️❤️🥰. Amazing, love her so much :'D.

Owennnn! My man. He was wild this episode XD. Like. SIR. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?? XDD. I mean, hey, I wasn't really, genuinely suspicious of O'Brien either - as an overall, at any time in the process sort of thing, Owen was more suspicious of him than I was XD. That was at the beginning lol. But like. STILL. SIR. You can't just go around telling FBI business XD. I just KNOW this I gonna have consequences (obviously), and bad ones xd. Not just in the case but for us, our family/characters. It's gonna be rough lol. You gotta admit though, Owen, and a lot of his scenes, were hilarious this episode XDD. It was a nice contrast to the other plot, the Iris plot, just like last week. Which is wild considering it's a nazi domestic terrorism plot xDD. Anyway lol, I'm excited to see where it's going 🥰. If more stressed, now, lol. Also despite all this I'm wondering, who did he get to play his niece in law XDD. O'Brien, lol - not that that description fits anyone else xd. But like, seriously, who? Is it just another one of the honor dogs' wife or something? Or his (O'Brien's) daughter? Or maybe he's even lying to her, and she really does think he's in there to try to get her husband/boyfriend back. Ah, idk though! Wild lol. Anyway, loved the plot, and yeah, sure, loved Owen lol. Still frustrated with him though xdd.

Now

The moment we've all been waiting for XD

TK and Carlos <3! An also Iris :). So! First let's kinda go over individual stuff. TK first!

My poor booyyyyyy 😭😭. He clearly felt so guilty for like, 80% of the episode xd. All except the call where they found Iris, pretty much, since that was the only time he was under the impression she was kidnapped (which she was but, yk xD). Just- agh 😭😭 xdd. Quick lighter note, amazing acting from TK on the cliff call XDD. Wonderful just as the other two lol, an icon <333. Anyway XDD (gosh that scene was so hilarious lol), TK having to confess going to see Iris in that first scene :((. I wish he got a chance to explain, but he and Carlos were both thinking that could've been the cause, so I don't even think he would've in that short a time. I mean, he just apologized instead of trying :'((. But also, I don't think Carlos would have cared. I don't blame him, but he was emotional and it was something they'd planned not to do, and could've caused Iris's disappearance. It sucks but it makes sense :'(. Also when TK said he wasn't hungry in he last scene I literally wasn't either 😭 xD. I was eating dinner throughout the episode and I'd just finished a bit when I set my food down to watch more intently lol. But I also felt literally a bit nauseous XDD I don't think I was full, I think it was just the drama lol - and THAT is impressive. Especially considering this has to work out lol. Anyway, TK in the last scene was absolutely heartbreaking 😭😭❤️. I really hope he didn't think Carlos's main reason for not coming home was him still being upset :'(((. But I think he probably did <33 💔. Anyway, I love him, he was great this episode xd <3333.

Now, a bit on Iris :D. AAAHHHHHHH I'm so glad she's okay :'DDD. I thought it would take a lot longer to rescue her, but this does make the most sense lol :'). Or t least, a lot of it. In hindsight, I see it XD. Anyway, it makes sense, and I didn't think she'd die or anything, but I'm so glad she's okay :'DD. But my poor girl :((((. Also, the thing about mental health is so sad 😭😭😭. Because yeah, seriously, just as I figured (I assume most of us did), they were discrediting things because of her illness. And it was making her doubt everything :'(((. She didn't deserve that 💔💔💔💔. Doesn't, is probably better <33. And I mean, given that there was no one seen coming out of that house, I cnt really blame the detective, but still :/. I mean, I can partially blame her because of the whole in the trunk, and also head injury hing, but still XD. Most people don't automatically jump to secret passages (like me - or, unlike me I suppose) lol. Anyway, I'm glad Iris is alive and physically (mentally too besides the doubting herself and no doubt the trauma from this :'((( ) okay :'DD. Besides that concussion lol. Carlos still needs that annoying little sister :'). That is not the only reason I'm glad she's alive btw XD, I'm just kinda joking. And annoying bc she teases him lol. Anyway <333. I love her :)) ❤️🥰🥰.

Now, Carlos. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! XDD now, anyway lol. Honestly I'm more distraught than shocked xD. We all knew this was coming lol. And I know, I KNOW, that Carlos is gonna be okay (and I also know it just sounds like I'm trying to convince myself of that but like. we literally know lol xD), but it's still scary 😭😭😭. I'm still nervous as heck lol xDD. Just for how everything's gonna work out! Anyways, more organized stuff time XD. More organized as in more than just now. Anyway, poor Carlos 😭😭😭. His heartbreak in that first scene, and then like almost betrayal when TK revealed that he visited Iris - MMH, AAH 😭😭 xd. I was really hoping tarlos would actually make up, especially quickly, but no such luck 😭. I mean, they're no totally arguing, not yk xD. And there's gonna be so much going on (and much more important stuff at that) when we get Carlos back that I doubt we're gonna talk about it then either. Pro tip: get kidnapped to avoid talking to your fiance. XDD Sorry, I know, I'm evil. But it's not thaaat bad lol. I was just thinking about what I was just talking about earlier while I was a few minutes behind/late catching up on the last of the liveblogging lol, and that thought entered my head XD. Anyway lol. Side now, pretty sure this is about as long as Iris's now and I've barely gotten into the plot xD. Anyway! Let's actually talk about this episode, not the next one lol xD.

I loved seeing protective Carlos, and slightly detective Carlos (lol rhymes) this episode. Him going into shift early - we know it wasn't just anger -, going to the cliff, immediately joining Iris's rescue, carrying her out, holding her hand, standing up for her to the detective, hugging her and kissing her head when she talked about how awful it was and the mental illness side of things. Amazing <33. And then he went and did a dumb thing xdd. Whyyyy would he do that without backup 😭😭. I do remember thinking for a split second "he doesn't want the trail to go any colder" and then passing that as good and forgetting about it in the moment, but I think it was mostly just emotions, even if he did try to justify it lol xD. Also, I'm frustrated but not too mad at him for being mad at TK - he was emotional, it was gonna happen. And UGH I'm rushing this bc I worked on half of this and the end of this post for like 20 minutes and I was gonna be able to do it before midnight and then it didn't save even though my wifi was fine when I clicked save to go post it :'(((. And I am really upset about that bc I had to start from halfway through Carlos's section and I tried but I had three minutes and now it's past midnight xd. So I'mma try to get past how upset I am bc it's arbitrary, and just hurry this up. Besides I don't wanna retype all that anyway xd. This is most of it, I can't remember all of it >://. Ugh I'm really upset xd. Whatever. I'mma just pretend it doesn't bother me. OH MY FREAKING GOSH IT DID IT AGAIN. ALL OF THAT. FREAKING AGAIN. I WANT TO SCREAM TUMBLR COULD YOU PLEASE JUST W O R K!!!! U G H H H H H H H H. I want to SLEEP this has taken me an extra 40 minutes and is making me literally cry just WHY. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME TUMBLR??? I'm literally gonna be saving every two seconds this time and then I'm going to resist chucking my phone across the room. I am going to try and act enthusiastic about this since the entire point of this is so I know what I was feeling instead of just my current rage. This is so stupid I know but whatever.

Anyway, I am so scared for the next episode 😭😭😭. Like VOEUNZUGAKSPB. I don't deserve this :'(((. But like I am so ready XDD. And also not at all lol xdd. It's gonna hurt but I will be LOVING the angst. And dying XD. I don't know how I'm gonna make it through it lol. Because it is going to be ROUGH, Carlos is gonna be going through it xdd. Also, at least they both said I love you at the end <333. That'll make it a tiny bit easier xddd. I will however still be screaming the entire time XDD. Anyway, I am SO EXCITED :DDD. And very scared XDD. Like, I know Carlos will be fine. I'm SURE (literally xD), unless the wedding promo bits (the planning) are with a ghost xD. But I can still be nervous lol. Oh, also! If I don't get to see TK hearing the news, or at LEAST TK telling the others, it is a crime <3. And homophobic <3. Jsyk <3. XDDD But honestly I need it. Anyway, back to Carlos lol! I loved him this episode, he was amazing 🥰🥰🥰. And I am so scared for him next episode xdd. I love him <333.

Overall, I loved loved loved this episode. I am looking forward to regular calls again, though. I love the drama and everything right now and I know it doesn't always leave room for regular calls, but I hope we have them again soon. Though the calm today was great lol. The CPR on the sex doll whole thing was just- amazing XD. Top notch call lol, and amazing performances xDD. Anyway, I loved the storylines this episode! Obviously the whole Iris situation, but Owen's too! Even if I am frustrated with him xD. But, still, I think it's gonna be really interesting, and I wanna see where it goes from here! Also it's hilarious XD. Like it's weird that it has but it has some really funny scenes lol. They've gotta fit it in somewhere xD. I'm cool with it this way lol. And, of course, I loved the Iris storyline :). It was awesome, and I'm so excited to see more. Anyway, I'm terrified of next week, but I'm also so excited :DD. I'm not at all ready, and I am so ready xD. I'll probably just be screaming the entire time. Anyway, I love all of them 🥰🥰❤️ <33.

So yeah! I loved this episode. I really enjoyed the storylines! I'm nervous for the next one. This has been my review of. . .

9-1-1: Lone Star, Season 4, Episode 3: Cry Wolf

What a great episode! I am so excited and also so, so scared for the next one. I'll be back next week with my review of. . .

9-1-1: Lone Star, Season 4, Episode 4: Abandoned

See you next week!

#9-1-1 lone star #911 lone star #oasis's 9-1-1 chatter #oh my gosh the entire time it was bc the PARAGRAPH WAS TOO BIG #I even considered doing it the first time around but I didn't ughh xdd #I could've avoided all of thissss xd #whatever xdd #anyway I just really wish I could've had the original post and not gone through all this xdd #I'll know for the future lol #btw the only reason I found out is bc I tried to do it on browser and it actually told me what the error was xd #ughhh xdd #anyway #at least it's done now #carlos reyes #tk strand #tarlos #iris blake #owen strand #I didn't really talk about anyone else much so I won't tag them xdd #9-1-1 lone star s04e03 #9-1-1 lone star s04e04 #now it's time to go add tags to (those that need it - most do) all the posts I saved to my drafts to reblog after I posted the review xD #except when trying to fix my problem I got rid of a lot of them but they're all in my likes so I'll grab them again lol #anyway so except a lot of posts today and maybe tomorrow xdd #ugh I'm still so mad I could've gotten it out before 12 and not retyped so much and had everything I originally said and gone to bed at a #decent time if I had just out the paragraph break in #or even if it had told me WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS THE FIRST TIME!!#anyway xDD #byeeee :)))) 🥰🥰🥰🥰!!!!#I love you all :DDDD ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ <333!!!!!

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birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo · 1 year

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thousand autumns donghua, episode 10~

(just realised that the old man is called '晏无师' like 'yan….without master'??? is this??? his actual NAME or?? bc i feel as tho this wouldn't be terribly auspicious?? and parents wouldn't be happy if the name were suggested to them, would they?? so could it be a second name? an alias?? another title??? i wonder if shen qiao has got a courtesy name?? maybe he just doesn't like it lol. NAMES ARE. VERY CONFUSING. i like them a lot bUT THEY CONFUSE ME ;A;) ANYWAY ahhh chang'an looks like a very nice place!! pretty treessss omg ;A; OH FUCK THE OLD MAN'S SPOUTING POETRY 😳 HELP I'M HAVING AN EMOTION 😵 yws: heyyyy u should hang out with meee, want this flower?? shen qiao: no :/ new friend unlocked!! yuwen qing!! and his concubine yuzi!! wonder why he brought her along?? she cute tho ;A; BAI RONG TAKE A FUCKING HINT CHALLENGE. NOBODY LIKES U. GO HOME >:V lol the old man is beating this lass and somehow i'm on HIS side lol, what has my life come to?? 😩 it's THE CHAIN GANG. THEY'RE A GANG. OF CHAINS 🔗🔗🔗 bai rong: UR A BIG MEANIE. i told on u and shizun sent big tough guys >:( yws: *yawn* i'm too old for this shit. it's past my bedtime. xiao se??? and who might U be?? that's a nice fan. made of knives 👀 i'm so glad they're taking the time to quibble about sect matters like this while shen qiao sits in his cart and yuwen qing tries desperately to carry his gf away from danger THE SUBTITLES HAVE 'QI' ROMANISED AS 'CHI' AND I DON'T LIKE IT, IT'S CONFUSING ;A; shen qiao's got the shillelagh, everyone back UP!!! WHACK EM, SHEN QIAO!! GIVE HIM A GOOD WHACK!! >:V i love these martial arts sequences so much ;A; OH NO IT'S THE WHITE LADY!!! nobody likes U either, missy, so sod off unless u intend to kill bai rong 😤 xiao se: SHIMEI HELP MEEEE ;A; bai rong: *running away in the bg* OH SNAP. SNARED HIM LIKE A FISH ON A SPEAR 🐟 lol yan wushi tormenting his victims before killing them is very funny, for some reason. he's like the 'chasing u down the corridor' meme lol OH NO WAS HE STRUCK??? damn i can't believe she got a hit on him ;A; she didn't even face him in honourable combat, what a coward 😒 yws: *happy smile* OH A-QIAO!! COME HAVE TEA WITH MEEEE :D shen qiao: ….there was an assassination attempt yws: soooo is that a yes? :D '我们家阿峤' SIR U ARE IN PUBLIC!! UR JUST!!! SAYING THIS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!! WTF yws: where are u going?? :((( is it something i said?? :((( shen qiao is the best, he cares about the fate of missing handmaidens even tho nobody else does ;A; ALSO he's fucking BLIND, and still it's HIM who goes looking for her?? nobody else can be bothered?? these fecking ppl lol white ladyyyy, the old man was just returning ur needle!!! why are u mad??? 'if u want somebody to love, u can love me :D' exCUSE ME shen qiao: if SHE'S not good enough for me, what makes u think U are?? >:( lmao roastedddd got emmmm!! 🤣🤣🤣 OOH A TOWN!!! look at the cute shops!! look at the cute lanterns!! look at the cute re-used character models!! :DDD ....aaaand the old man's disappeared again! i like to think he jumped onto the passing cart and rode away with it 🤣 shen qiao does a tiny smile bc he's CHARMED by these antics now lol BAI RONG??? UR BACK??? i love this donghua but the pacing is WACK in places tbh 😅 ohhh that shen qiao, always trying to believe the best in everyone.....….even the tart who keeps trying to kill him 😌 bai rong: tee hee ur so cute when u smile~~ shen qiao: do not touch me :) her outfit is fire tho!! cute shoes!!!!! idk what they're talking about rn. sometimes the subtitles are very cryptic. im just gonna nod and smile 😊 is she is she trying to WARN him?? was that a WARNING from bai rong?????? that's so weird o_O wait who is OH OH IT'S RUYUAN KEHUI OH DAMN HE IS WOW HE'S UH gOODNESS HE'S CERTAINLY ahem. he's. inch resting. what a voice 😳😳😳 OH HERE'S THE OLD MAN. TO CHASE AWAY SHEN QIAO'S SUITORS!! wait they're going to fight why are they going to what ok shen qiao is used to ppl constantly fighting over him i guess it's probably not very shocking anymore smh poor shen qiao 😔

#birb watches #thousand autumns donghua #THIS DONGHUA IS WEIRD BUT I LOVE IT #idek whats happening #but i don't know that i care either #im having fun and that's all that matters :'D #birb still says #qian qiu

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link-sans-specs · 2 years

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Ahem. That face is inappropriate, sir. 😳

GMM2199

Are These Products For Men or Women? (Test)

#gmm #gmm 2199 #link neal #link avec specs #his eyes are pretty even when they're closed #he has no business having eyelashes that pretty #good gracious #he is stunning #whew 🥵#go to your room #my edit #catching up on older stuff

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retro-rezz-the-est · 2 years

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*ahem* Minhyuk aka Huta from BTOB 😏💜

ahem......scuse you sir 😳

#i shall look on respectfully 👀#my inbox has been filled #moxleyunstable

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crimalwx · 2 years

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not to be a gay genshin fan on main but

AHEM. COUGH UM I UM HI SIR HELLO I MEAN HI UM 😳😳😳😳😳

#alwx.txt #i will not spend money on genshin again i will NOT SPEND MONEY ON GENSHIN AGAIN #SPECIALLY FOR ANOTHER ATTRACTIVE MAN.

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kplays · 1 year

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Jumin mod:-crashing in- WHY DIDN'T ANYONE INFORM ME OF A HOT MAN

Sir, I will speak, sing and I can BAR--

Ahem, I am calm, I am not feral.....yet

S-Sir! So stern!! 😳😳😳😳💘💘💘

#pokemon scarlet and violet #kplays #professor salvatore #pokemon salvatore #playing pokemon scarlet #playing pokemon #going to class #mod is a simp

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katasstrophy · 1 year

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DUDE WHEN I WAS READING I WAS SUPER OBSESSED W MIKEY AND SHINICHIRO AND WAKASA LMAOOOOO (idk if you've seen them yet) BUT HAPPY READING BUBS, LET ME KNOW IF U CRY HEHEHE

OH NO YOU BEST BELIEVE I’M OBSESSED WITH MIKEY TOO OH MY LOOORRDDDD. he is such a crumpet like– i love a man who can kick the shit out of you but also giggle with you under a blanket the duality. (not to mention he’s HOOOOOTTTTTT ahem)

before shinichiro managed to fucking DIE in like 2 panels (LMAO is he even gonna come back??? probably unless fanon decided to go to town again) he was uh 😳😳😳😳😳 uuuhhhh he was kinda. making me sweat. a mechanic? mmmkkay sir pull your pants down RIGHT NOW ALKAHSBDDKNSNW

girl i’m so sorry i am starved and parched for them pls accept my critical condition <33

haven’t officially met wakasa yet but i’ve heard.. things 👀👀 so i’m intrigued !!!

#BUBS PLS THATS SO CUTE <333 ur so sweet i’ll let you know immediately if i bawl my eyes out lol (which is gonna be very likely i’m a crybaby #i also really wanna meet sanzu 👁️👁️ bc i’ve heard he’s fucking nuts skaishdbdndk so you best believe that’s my type but i shall be patient 😌

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princess-adronitis · 2 years

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My mic got turned on somehow randomly during class and the whole class heard me giggling about something the prof said !

Embarassing ! I might as well have been singing “ berries and cream, berries and cream, I’m a little lad that loves berries and cream” 🍓

#ramblings #mumbo jumbo but it’s mine #bruhhhh #and it was one of those lil teehee laughs not my sophsiticated one #and I was like ahem #my apologies fellow scholars #and he was like nah it’s fine I love giggles #which felt strangely intimate and I’m like U MADE IT WORSE #I am blushing and my cheeks hurt #sir 😳#pls

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cielcius · 3 years

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CUDDLING (BNHA, HQ, & JJK) | HEADCANONS PT. I

includes: akaashi k., gojo s., iida t., itadori y., iwaizumi h., kageyama t., kaminari d., kirishima e., kita s., midoriya i., monoma n., takami k. (hawks), tamaki a., tsukishima k., ushijima w.

from the writer: oh yes, the classic cuddling hcs 😌 this is going to be interesting and yes mashups with all three fandoms will probably come a lot from me, might do a part 2 dk yet

notes & warnings: cursing, mentions of kissing, cuddling pt.II

Akaashi:

he’s lowkey hesitant to get close to you because he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable

but don’t worry y’all, he’s a fast learner 😌 all you have to do is guide him

and at the beginning of your relationship, he was determined to make sure that he stayed respectful to your boundaries

but after particularly long cuddle session where neither of you wanted to get out of bed to do anything remotely productive, that ideal was thrown out the window

not that he doesn’t respect your boundaries still, its just that he’s become more accustomed to physical touch that wasn’t getting tackled by Bokuto in a sweaty bear hug after winning an intense match

his hands also run really cold, pls hold them and kiss his fingertips 🥺

Gojo:

this man will👏not👏hesitate👏to pull you flush against his chest

if your back is turned to him, he will personally manhandle you and turn you around because he wants to see your ✨face✨

he also just wants to sneak in butterfly kisses all over your face without having to move that much cause he’s lazy once he gets in bed

he will jump you at least once a week and trap you under him until he either has work to do or is hungry

but if he falls asleep, i’m praying that you don’t have to go to the bathroom 😔 because you’re not getting up for a while

poke his cheeks when he smiles, trust me they’re really soft and squishy ☺️

Iida:

he would know the concept of cuddling but at the same time, he’d have to look it up to know what it is exactly.

ahem, care for a demonstration sir? because Y/n will gladly show you what cuddling is

yes, he was very rigid at first and you lowkey have to manhandle him and yes, to this day he still does not know what exactly to do when you demand cuddles

but let me tell you, when it’s lights off and you’ve ascended from the conscious world, he’s a different man 😳

like he’s bringing you in close, nuzzling his nose up against the nape of your neck (he likes back hugs) and he’s lowkey kinda handsy but he’s actually just trying to find a spot that’s comfortable for the both of you 🥺

rub his back, it really eases the tension of being class president

Itadori:

omg he’s such a cute smiley boy 🥺

he really loves giving hugs and physical touch is just his love language so the whole time he’s snuggling up against you like he can’t get enough of you (spoiler: he can’t 😉)

you guys would definitely be talking face-to-face

if you’re too tired or just aren’t much of a talker in the first place, then he’ll be ranting about his day while throwing in some inside jokes making you both giggle under a heap of blankets

if he’s really tired from training with Gojo, come cuddle time, he will knock the fuck out like he just died for the second time (Sukuna was this 🤏 close to taking over but Itadori really said ‘you thought, bitch’ and rose from the dead for the second time)

plant a little kiss on his nose every now and then for a smile, trust me it’s worth it 🥺

Iwaizumi:

cuddle sessions most definitely come in the early mornings or late nights when Iwaizumi’s schedule is finally clear of volleyball training or anything of the relation

because once he gets in bed, it’s really hard for him to not fall asleep

but if you’re both lucky, you’ll be able to talk about your day

and oh my god, kiss his jawline because there’s no way he can hide his blush when your faces are that close

he has a small bed that only big enough to fit him but when you’re there, he’s pretty much on his knees and thankful for getting practically being forced to hold you really close to him so your limbs get all tangled and at that point, there’s no need for blankets

oooh big arms use his biceps as pillows 😴

Kageyama:

also very stiff, it’s like you’re laying next to a tall rock with arms. well, only until you try spooning him with you as the big spoon, that’s where it’s at for him

he feels a sense of comfort and security with you hugging him from behind,

with volleyball he’s lowkey traumatized from his teammates just not being there for him, until high school when everything good came, including you 🥺

i feel like he wouldn’t be able to exactly stay still unless he’s sleeping

but even then he kinda moves in his sleep too so in order to not disturb you too much while you’re sleeping, he’ll play with your hair and just twirl it around or run his fingers through it

but lay on his chest and you’ll hear how fast his heartbeat is because he’s nervous

Kaminari:

okay this one is a classic smooth guy facade

because under all those flirty puns is a nervous little baby who isn’t really sure how comfortable you are with him in order for you guys to cuddle

so yes, the first few times you are getting a little static shock, especially when you guys tried to kiss once but now he does it on purpose just to mess with you haha

he sees this as the perfect time to tell you his horrible pick up lines that he looks up almost every night like a routine

he just loves to hear you laugh and you’re just so beautiful that it makes him quiet because he’s so entranced and in love with you 🥺

you can hear little giggles in your ears when you skim his sides because he’s ticklish there

Kirishima:

oh you have to be careful with this one, he falls asleep really easily

not that he doesn’t want to be with you or that he’s bored, he just works himself really hard everyday and he deserves the world 🥺

if you guys are spooning with your back towards him, he will scoot up and down in bed until he’s in range of your neck and ✨bite✨

not hard enough to draw blood but enough to maybe leave a mark (i mean i wouldn’t complain 😌) dw he kisses any pain away after

but what really relaxes him the most is when you brush through his hair, and it’s so fricken soft? like um, sir? your conditioner brand: hand it over 🤲 and if you throw in a little scalp massage, he’ll definitely fall asleep to that

kiss the scar on his eye and tell him he’s beautiful rn 😠

Kita:

showing emotions? what’s that? like when you’re with this man, ninety-nine percent of the time he’s like 😐

he never really shows what he actually feels so it’s a bit hard to tell if he actually wants to cuddle with you or if he just feels forced to

but he does want to!! he’s just not exactly sure how to initiate such an intimate act because it’s not exactly something his grandmother taught to him nor is there a book on it but he will always try his best, especially for you <3

he’s constantly asking you if you’re okay with every move he makes, every move, until you stop him to firmly reassure him

i think that would definitely be a turning point in your relationship because of your reassurance and now he feels secure enough to do whatever he needs to do in order to express what he’s feeling

let him lay on you, he really just likes the feeling of you against him

Midoriya:

he looks like a strawberry, yk with green hair and a very bright red face

he can’t believe how close you guys are like omg should he put his hands here? oh shit that’s your ass, uh, maybe he should try here, oh but you’re ticklish there

he will think into it so much he could probably write a book on what to do and what not to do when cuddling (ik a few other characters in this post could definitely use it)

but when you place a hand on his arm to calm him down, oh man i’m surprised he’s still alive from the amount of blood that just rushed to his face

and i mean the first time cuddling was cute and everything but confident midoriya? dude i will 👏eat👏that👏shit👏up so fucking fast omg years into your relationship he’s a different man, and he just feels so comfortable being around you that he just throws his entire body onto you and he won’t care if you complain (you’re not complaining but ykyk)

his scars, kiss his scars and this man will be head over heels for you like he wasn’t already 😤

Monoma:

give him words of affirmation, 👏give👏him👏words👏of👏affirmation,

please he gets downgraded almost everyday when he deserves so much love 🥺 he looks to you for reassurance that he’s doing everything right

(oh my god this man has my heart💕 i’m sorry haha) but he’ll have a lot of blankets in his room, especially fluffy and weighted ones so his bed doesn’t feel so empty when you’re not there.

but like, that doesn’t change when you’re there either so i hope you can handle the heat

there will probably be really soft conversation between you two and sometimes you can hear little fragments and words coming from him when he’s sleeping (one time you heard your name loud and clear and let’s just say that you’ve never been more flustered)

you’ll hear little hums of content when you gently rub at his injuries because your touch is really soothing to him

Takami:

he’s really playful when you guys are cuddling and it’ll probably take a long day at work for him to completely become relaxed and still with you

if you’re facing each other, he likes to sneak a feather or two out and tickle you from behind

so definitely don’t face him but even then, he’ll get you from behind himself and most of your cuddle sessions will definitely contain a tickle war somewhere in there

but when he’s really tired out, there will be no funny business coming from him

he’ll near collapse on top of you on your guys’ couch before you can even think about moving to the bedroom, and he’s heavy so y’all might end up sleeping there for the night

when you rub inbetween his eyebrows, his stress physically goes away and he’s eternally thankful 😌

Tamaki:

oh gosh he’s basically a tomato that’s ready to explode

he’s already nervous just being in your mere presence but now that you’re less than an inch away? pfft, next thing you know, y’all be like: 🚑

his stutter will lowkey increase but you can only tell when he talks

because otherwise, he’s too nervous to talk so you kinda have to tell him that you guys don’t have to do anything but relax

but he’ll slowly ease into it and may even show some pda but it’s subtle: pressing his forehead against your shoulder, reaching out to skim his hand against yours, sometimes even linking a finger or two

and literally anything you do will make him flustered haha

Tsukishima:

i’m telling y’all, he loves loves loves despises cuddling or any physical affection of the sort

like try to hug him and he’ll legit swerve to the side of you or hold you arms length away with a hand against your forehead, like dude wtf 😐

fear not 😌 he is a softie on the inside

but at the same time he’ll still find a way to act tsundere about it even when he’s cradling your head against his chest (it’s so you don’t see the obvious smile on his face while he’s doing it)

he messed with you when you tried to indirectly tell him that you wanted to cuddle for the first time but we all know that on the inside, he’s literally grasping at straws for a lick of another human’s touch (it’s the love songs he’s always listening to 😔)

compare hand sizes with him omg he’s still so fricken smug even with that faint blush on his face

Ushijima:

🗿 pfffft this is the first emoji i think of when i think about him, don’t attack me, i don’t know why. it kinda just looks like him?

uh, chile anyways, he’s surprisingly soft for a sturdy person (dunno maybe it’s all those muscles)

he’s also pretty stern most of the time but when you’re in his arms: aha ha, what is the real world when you’re right there?

he feels like he can finally relax but cuddling the first time was kinda awkward ngl

he will throw at least one limb over you just to keep you from rolling away if something pulls you away or if you tend to move in your sleep, whether it’s an arm around your waist or a leg just thrown randomly over your entire body (man is flexible 😳), he’s not letting you go anywhere

he blushes every time you nuzzle your nose into his chest. his soul: ascending

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