#ahh Jesus

[13eyond13]

do you ever wish you could just reach into a manga and shake a character by the shoulders and go "let me introduce you to to wonderful world of not being a heterosexual babe"

#i love both the nanas but jesus #nana 1 is basically in love with nana 2 #and im just sitting here like 😪 #they have kissed #they sleep in each others beds #nana 1 gets jealous of other girls talking to nana 2 #and yet both just keep being like ahh but these mediocre men though 😍😍😍 #accurate to actual straight girl behaviour yes #but frustrating to watch as a lesbian also yes #nana #p #13readsmanga

[shattered-earth]

My TOTK Master Sword Pins came in! This is my first time trying double layered pins, the petals have some real DEPTH to them from the layers. It looks more like they are really fluttering away into the background. The two layers also gives the pin a very premium/sturdy/heavy feeling i didn't expect but in hindsight is obvious LOL

Comes with a custom backing card too, the pin itself is 3" long so perfect to hold and "swing" around lol

#totk #tears of the kingdom #zelda #shope #store #pins #zelda totk #zelda tears of the kingdom #sorry the price is kinda high but JESUS CHRIST THIS COST SO MUCH TO MAKE WHAT THE FUCK #more than double what i would normally pay #triple even #but worth it #i'm just happy to hold it #T_T #spoilers are vague enough i hope to not really spoil anything at all! #totk spoilers #i'll tag anyway idk i don't want anyone pissed at me #tho it's been like 3 months so idk ahh

[tiastoleyourtoast]

yeah fuckin hate the omori fandom

everyone it feels like is either a proshipper, close friends with one, or just a general scumbag asshole :/

also fuck mozzaremi and their supporters (i understand only doing it for rent but theyre friends with many proshippers so it definitely wasnt only for rent money! ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ)

yep

why is almost everyone like that (OBVIOUSLY NOT EVERYONE BUT LIKE WHY IS LIKE ALMOST EVERYONE 💀)

ALSO ABOUT THE REMI THING

yeah i dont care about the rent money wtf is that

THE BLUSH ON THE RACCOON MAKES IT WORSE. 😭😭

#omori #omori fandom #ask #ask tia #that drawing was from 11 months ago #but still jesus christ #also saw a weird ass hero drawing when i went on their account to find it #isnt he 19? #bro doesnt even have a 2 in the beginning of his age #i feel so uncomfortable talking about them #old ahh drama but jeeezzzz

[kelin-is-writing]

can’t form any coherent thought—

#boku no hero academia #bnha #my hero academia #mha #dabi #touya todoroki #mine: screenshots #LIKE– IM SORRY BUT RIGHT NOW I CAN ONLY SCREAM??????? #literally what is he being so hot and unhinged for???? #LET ME BREATH FOR A MOMENT. JESUS. #ahh damn... losing my mind fr... #i want him so bad– #kelin's thoughts

[shoecrabs]

i honestly don't think anyone will care but I keep brainrotting over the idea of a pjo/rainworld au

I've turned the Seven into funky slimy cats dealing w concepts far beyond their comprehensions lmao

#my brainrots have mutated more than 5p's structure send help 💀 #i present you: slugcat au where the gods are iterators #(names + abilities pending) #the big 3 kids are purposed organisms and the rest “natural” slugcats #Frank (The Juggernaut) is the chief of the clan and has to deal with these random ahh weirdos (the 3) rocking up #he's honeslty like Gourmand with less cooking skills and more endurance lmao- just a muscle powerhouse fit into a slimy rodent body #Jason (The Turbine)'s retired from being a Messenger and has no clue what to do with his life now (he becomes a scholar later on) #he's a centipede/wing hybrid and can electrocute anything he grabs given enough pips + can double jump (to handle Pipeyard lol pray for him #Percy (The Navigator) wonders off to explore since his creator didn't really HAVE plans for him other than occasional missions #he's honestly just colour swapped Rivulet with less spear skills (but can aim and throw them really well under water) #Hazel (The Martyr/Apostate) pulling a power move and refusing to die lol #she escaped the void & probably does everything to keep herself bound to the cycle in fear of getting dragged back #she doesn't have anything really special that i can think of other than actually dealing damage with debris and being able to wall climb #Annabeth (The Weaver) as lookout for ancient research and really good at building ladders/utilising the landscape. the most basic scug tbh #she can also take spears off of walls p easily and probably has a grapple worm friend #Piper (The Mimic/Paradigm? names r hard) being able to copy plant toxins/abilities. does most damage up close & is mostly a herbivore #like eating sporepuffs for a smokescreen. cherrybombs to scare off/stun into unconsciousness. lilypucks/slime mold to glow and etc #Leo (The Artillerist) as a scrawny little guy with explosives. fast but physically weak. he has to rely on his int and makes the clans tool #basically Arti/Monk mix without double jump but able to reassemble Iterator parts (jesus i had to Work to not accidentally copy her design) #Festus is a lizard!! he's probably a stupidly big Yellow and is our beloved. he got saved by Artillerist and followed him ever since :) #alternatively: an au where Leo just ends up in rw and insults 5p (who is confused on how an ancient survived and why he's Like That) #pjo #rain world

[panb1mbo]

oh man oh man all my school shit is organized so precisely i'm wet

#the rush i get out of crossing off checkboxes as i get through my classes #putting my lil finished assignments in n organizing my notes #i show my dom and he oos and ahhs like he's never seen my handwriting or lil binders before while i revel in the praise #jesus lord almighty i really am a fucking dork ok whatever i want a bowl i have shit to hole punch to put in my binders :D #2000scrybaby.txt

[sunnibits]

happy easter everyone. if you get it you get it <3

#ahh. the beautiful sound of mortal kombat music echoing through the home. #I hope jesus feels properly honored #doodles

[tutuandscoot]

I dare y’all to fight me on this moment of Scottie being the most adorable thing ever- that little wave right after having one of the best skates of their lives kills me it’s so sweet and polite and innocent and not at all representative of how he would feel minutes later when they were once again screwed by the isu.

#the bow tie #the perfect posture #the suspenders #the wide eyes #marry me boi!! #scooter #Scottie patootie #Jesus Christ I just wanna squish him sometimes #he almost looks confused where he is ahh 🥹😣😩🥰

[lottiecrabie]

saying tumblr fics are extreme is a WILD take given what's on ao3

RIGHT bc half of what’s on tumblr does not hold a candle to the tags on a E rated ao3 fic. the ‘— used as lube’ Alone is atrocious. don’t even get me started on when you see ‘a/b/o’

#my bff and i’s pandemic game was getting drunk and reading weird ao3 smut like jesus x obama shit #jesus came in his eye to cure him of a tumor btw #ahh good times #ask

[themthistles]

was s2 of sweet home sponsored by the korean army whats going on

#and like that close up shot of some rifle one of them was using #with the logo clearly visible #??okay #the season on the whole is weird disjointed and messy #i see they went with the principle of keep adding characters until the plot explodes #i find it so hard to care about any of them because we just don't spend enough time with these people #doing this plus quickly killing off a lot of s1 characters #did not work out great for them #speaking of killing off #hyunsu died for three episodes then came back like the most anticlimactic one winged jesus #how did he survive? fuck you that's how #it all feels like a first draft which had some possibly good ideas thrown in and then they just didn't bother editing it down #at all #we don't know half these characters they don't do shit #also hate what they've done with the monsters #in the webtoon and in the first seasons they weren't good or bad just unrestrained manifestation of the hosts innermost desires #now they're generic mindless baddies who chase after cars as a mob and get drawn to places with loud sounds zombie style #have not had one compelling or interesting monster introduced in the whole season of a show about monsters #(monster baby is fun but not particularly interesting) #ahh anyway i can keep talking about how they change the rules when it's convenient for the plot to develop #(now monsters can be stabbed to death apparently) #but i didn't really expect much from this season to begin with it's my sick and dying with the flu watch and it doesn't have to be good #one episode to go yaaay #i hope the goo man comes back just to be annoying to hyunsu again

[polaraffect]

me: i don't know, i don't really want to take any classes next semester outside my major, i should really focus on-

the class titled 'gender and christianity': hi

me:

#damien.txt #guys it's a class that's analyzing christianity using queer theory & feminist theory & transgender theory!!!!!!!!!! #i have to take it i have to oh my goddd #going to go thru my classics & interpreting the bible in a queer way phase again #this is the fault of that post abt jesus smelling the wood of the cross & thinking of home i stg #it's at such an inconvenient time for my work schedule tho rip but. i truly might try to make it work bc. oh my goddd #am a little hesitant abt taking a christianity class bc. people be Weird. but im hoping that bc it says transgender #literally in the course description. the people signing up for it will be. at least mostly normal #ahh !!!!!!! im hype. i hope it's really really cool #the professor has really good reviews too. they haven't taught this specific course before so rip bc i want to look at the syllabus #but i am looking soooo hard........

[faux-ee]

Ok i just had some bsd fyodor brainrot. like what if he doesn't do manipulating stuff to manipulate ppl and use them to his advantage, but only to right a wrong in his eyes. Like him giving goncharov the happiness he wants. Or offering sigma a home - that's almost like what akutagawa did with kyouka. What if its bcs he's been treated very unfairly when he was younger (like how aku suffered from dazai's emotional abuse) and therefore formed a very twisted view on justice and is just trying to give ppl what they want in the way he sees fit

#bsd fyodor dostoevsky #yeah he used ppl as pawns but like #sometimes i feel like his sense of justice triumphs the desire to reach his goal or whatever #this also reminds me of prince myshkin from irl dostoys the idiot #who tries to help his friends but always fail #he's designed to be somewhat of a failed jesus #ahh the brainrot won't end #asagiri tell me more abt fyodor or else

[davekatplayswiz101]

listening to sober to death and thinking about davekat top ten activities that make me ill (/pos)

#this is incredibly cold take obviously but jeeeesus jesus #anyway. we were wrecks before we crashed into each other #take my hands off your neck and hold on to the ghost of your body #every conversation just ends with you screaming not even words just ahh ahh ahhhhhhhh #don’t worry you and me won’t be alone no more #etc etc etc #I used to listen to tjis and think about davekat ALL THE TIME. specifically in 2021. it was a bad year for me #if you’ve ever read any of my fics (SPECIFICALLY what if I was but also soapbox to a lesser extent) you are REQUIRED to listen to this #i am cringe but i am free #davekat #homestuck #dave strider #karkat vantas

[ziemiawypalona]

ive definitely thrown myself into deep water philosophically. this kind of magic requires a very specific worldview and the ideas are super interesting but i def feel like im missing a lot of the implication. also, it really does feel, ahh...16th century lmao

#also i would bet everything i own none of these people have ever learnt hebrew let alone researched anything about any aspect of judaism #based on how this dude throws the term 'judeochristian' alone #i dunno enough abt the kabbalah to speak abt it but it does feel. ahh. that theyre adding jesus in there LMAO #its the sort of thing ill have to reread like #potentially a couple of times #at least the philosophical bits