"omg mort is soooo evil he's like a demon" L + ratio + you didn't watch all hail king julien you only watched biased youtube character analysis videos + in season 5 episode 10 when mort's grandpa tells him he was always meant to be evil mort says he couldn't be evil because he would never hurt his friends for anything + mort kills his grandpa to save king julien + he kills his grandma in self defense + both were justified because his grandparents were abusive and used mort for their own gain + in ahkj exiled mort rescues his friends from koto and leads an entire army to fight him and get king julien's kingdom back + mort is full of love
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if we're talking jover songs, i personally think "king and lionheart" by of monsters and men is the jover anthem fhjsjkvdh
IT IS SOOOO A JOVER ANTHEM. SONG HERE
His crown lit up the way
Though far away, we're still the same
Howling ghosts they reappear, mountains that are stacked with fear (mountains even have that double ahkj-meaning)
And as the world comes to an end, I'll be here to hold your hand / cause you're my king and I'm your lionheart -> embodied in that scene where the night before they faced Koto, Clover knelt to him and said her life was his. and he wanted to burst into tears about it
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idk who made these questjojs but i answered them in notes a few months ago so here
AHKJ FANS - QUESTIONS i found these lets do them
1. What do you think about All Hail King Julien ?
Very good
2. What episode/s is/are your favourite and why?
S2 e15 cos funny mort ha ha
S2 e5 funy mort scamrr haha
S3 e10 leanred off loads of mort c just like it idk
S5e10- Mort lore on top
s5e3- wHY DO I NEED AN EXPLANATION ON WHY I LIKE STUFF
3. What is/are your favourite season/s and why?
2 AND 3 SOO GOOFY
4. Who is/are your favourite character/s and why?
i have an order: mort willie clover pam andrew
5. Who is/are your favourite main character/s and why ?
Mort and clover
6. Who is/are your least favourite character/s and why?
BRUCE ONE EYED SIMON ROBMCTODD (NOT PHANTOM) UMM KOTO WHAT A PEDO
7. Who is/are your favourite enemy/ies and why?
PAM KAREN PIRATES UKJ CRIMSON ON TOP
8. What is/are your favourite ship/s and why?
NONE U UGLY WHO DO U THINK I AM☠️☠️
9. What is/are least favourite ship/s and why ?
ALL OF HTEM! BUT I HAVE A TOP 3: WORT PANDY JOVER
10. What is/are your favourite OST/s ?
WHAT THE HELL IS THAG🔥🔥oh soundtrack u couldve just said song umm me and my crew big stacks i love ur toes
11. What is/are your favourite kingdom/s ?
LEMURS DUHHH IF NOT THEN CROCS XX
12. Which character/s do you want to meet the most and why?
IDK MORT
13. What do you want to change in AHKJ and why?
CLOVER MARRYING SAGE☠️☠️☠️
14. Are you making/doing fanarts, fanmixes or fanfics ?
IDK WHAT A FANMIX IS BUT YA TO THE OTHER ONES (THE STORYS ARE JOKES THO)
15. What do you think about the ending ?
MMMMMMIDDD I HATE IT I HAAAATEEE ITTT
16. Which episode/s is/are the best for you and why?
U ALR ASKED THIS..
17. Which episode/s is/are to worst for you and why?
IDK NONE
18. What is/are your favourite scene/s and why?
UMMMM
“BUT LOOK THE LITTLE GUYS SMILING”
OH THE UMM STEALING QUESTIONS IN S5 E8
THE KIDNAPPING ASWELL
I LOVE UR TOES OBVIII
WILLIE VS HORST VS PANCHO S3E10( IM GOING FOR WILLIE)
ANY PAM EXILED SCENE
THE LALA AND MORT RUNNING AWAY FROM CLOVER S1E8
EATING WILLIE S4E7 ELOELELOELELOEL
THE DR S NURSE PHANDTOM AND MAURICE IN S3 E5
ok thats too many soz
19. What is/are your least favourite scene/s and why?
Sigh… theres aload but..
king juliensFASHION SHOW JESUS CHRIST
….”we dont have time for-“
Sigh when like in s2e3 when maurice thinks clover ermmm.. like literally shut up mayrice common maurice L im gonna pop ur head off no she does not
Any of thise wrestling partsLIEK STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT NOW
Erm any other awkward scene to watch with my family
20. Have you ever cried while watching?
…guilty
21. Which scene/s is/are the funniest for you?
Brah i just named them funnt = fav
22. What do you think about King Julien?
Very good x
ok leave
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~ AHKJ men ranked by fruitiness ~
This doesn't concern whether they have straight attractions/are bi, this is solely focusing on their level of gay attractions
OK so let me explain some of my placements (this is all a mix of canon and headcanon)
(EXPLICITLY GAY) Pandy is basically canon, Rob x Julien was likely a thing in the past. Horst earns his spot for ONE line - "He had me at *sips* BOOTY!" so he likes Julien ass
(SOME LEVEL OF GAY) "Uncle" falls in love with a woman because she's masculine. SMort & Morticus by association, they ARE Mort, so they share the same foot fetish for Julien, even if they've "overcome" it. Hans & Sage both have relationships (x Mort and x Manhawk, respectively) that debatably could just be friendships. Bruce likes woman with facial hair, that's something
(MAYBE GAY) Abner seems to have feelings for "Banana Guy Mike"
(STRAIGHT) Butterfish is straight & married, but frankly probably wouldn't mind anything that went on with his body. The dolphins & Koto are straight, but wouldn't be against giving other things a try. Timo's just desperate for female love. Barty's just a straight, married guy minding his own business. On the other hand, Grandpa Mort's an unspoken homophobe. Snake was litcherally manifested by Ted's DID to be the straightest man possible
(ACE) I think Maurice is a clean man (he doesn't make ONE innuendo the entire show), but he might just be keeping his sex life with Julien private. Fred & especially Willy are too innocent for this. As for Hector, I think part of the reason he hates life is because he never got it on, and (probably) never had kids
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Villains …all are from AHKJ
@madagascarparty
Karl — my fave antag. he appeared and made me happy. he got something cute and he is definitely queercoded, like Julien and Mort
Koto — the scariest imo. loved his edginess and ?? coolness ?? can i say that? he seemed powerful and was definitely quite sadistic… and queercoded. then again irl Indris (mountain lemurs) are on the way to go extinct… sad
Karen — i can literally say nothing about her?
i first wanted to add Khan, but i kinda dislike him and his existence. also i can’t even say if Pam is villain in this context??
support me ✴
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I’m totally not working on a danganronpa x AHKJ crossover,,,, noo,,,,
Julien 13th - Prince
Maurice - Butler
Clover - Guard
Mort - Stalker
Karl - Inventor
Horst - BarTender
Mary Ann - Gladiator
Pancho - Demolitions Expert
Andy Fairfax - Salesman
Timo - Engineer
Ted - Actor
Hector - Exterminator
Sage - Peace Maker
Xixi - Interviewer
Willie - Navalship Officer
Rob - Dancer
Doctor S - Doctor
Pam - Track & Field Runner
Abner - Hillbilly
Becca - Revolutionist
Bruce - Entrepreneur
Crimson - Model
Dorothy - Caretaker
Fred - Rage
Masikura - Fortune Teller
Koto - Heir
feel free to give your thoughts
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Imagine-
[GIF not mine]
You and King Julien just standing there awkwardly, as Koto massages Clover’s thigh. Both of you widen your eyes, as Koto uses his pecs to massage Clover.
Julien shifts away a bit closer to you. You notice this and stiffen your posture at first, but then relax and feel his tail swirl around yours.
Julien cleared his throat ever so quietly, but you didn’t hear. He tried again, but you didn’t hear again. He kept clear his throat, until he actually got your attention.
“Hm?”
“Er, ow! My leg hurts, please massage it with your magical hands, now!”
You roll your eyes, smiling slightly. You knew that Julien was faking it just to enjoy your massages, but he was never going to admit that.
So, you carried him towards a suitable area to help calm him down. He kept whining about his leg ‘hurting’, but you could clearly see him giggling and smiling to himself.
“Alright, here we go.”
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