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zzoupz · 2 years

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I believe in the larry harem supremacy

#THIS IS VERY SELF-INDULGENT DONT QUESTION ME SKLDFMSKDFMA #like no seriously don't #natm ahkmenrah #larry daley #natm lancelot #natm amelia #larry x ahkmenrah #lancelot x larry #larry x amelia #natm #night at the museum #lancelarry #knightguard

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lemonwisp · 8 months

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Did this edit start off as a Jedtavius edit to a different part of the song? Yes. However it evolved into this.

Song: As The World Caves In by Matt Maltese

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helphowdoiusethis · 6 months

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The next chapter of "May saturnalia bring me a gift of you" is up!

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queersnakeboi · 2 years

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Night at the Museum: This or That

1: Jedediah or Octavius

2: Sacajawea or Teddy

3: Ahkmenrah or Attila

4: Larry or Nicky

5: Dexter or Rexy

6: Larry x Amelia or Larry x Lancelot

7: Ahkmenrah x Larry or Ahkmenrah x Nicky

8: NATM cannon or NATM fannon

9: The Smithsonian or the British Museum

10: The Roman Diorama or the Western Diorama

I’m really curious to what people would pick so I made this!

#Night at the Museum #this or that #NATM #jedtavius

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hahafatcat · 3 years

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Some Jedtavius thinggg because I'm feeling it

• Before they started dating, the Romans and The Cowboys took bets on who confesses first, winner gets all the mars bars on Halloween and loser gets whatever's there. The Cowboys won because Octavius was too much of a prideful sissy to admit it and Jed only confess because he couldn't stand Lancelot talking to Octavius and wants him for himself.

• Lancelot supports the relationship of Jed and Octavius but enjoys tormenting Jed so sometimes he just randomly compliments Octavius by calling him a beautiful man.

• Octavius just shuts down because he's not used to being complimented a lot, so he says thank you and the whole museum can hear Jed's loudest "WHAT??"

•Whenever they have an argument and need to separately cool off, they both go to Ahkmenrah(on different hours so they missed each other) and just take it out.

• Akh thinks it's hilarious how these two miniatures are so dramatic, he says it reminds him of the little moving pictures in the box Larry shows him. (Soap operas)

•When they pass by each other they just greet each other with their names

• "Jedidiah" "Octavius" in a bland tone.

•When they look away from each other their faces shifts from poker face to wanting to cry.

• "I tell you Akh he just doesn't care! He's against me all the time!"

•"Jedidiah is such a child! honestly I don't know why I put up with him all the damn time!"

• Akh doesn't give advice to any of them and says the Pharaoh's wisdom is hard to comprehend when in reality he just doesn't know what to say and just wants to know how the drama unfolds.

• they both end up seeking for Teddy and Sacajawea.

• Octavius goes to Teddy

• Jed goes to Wea.

•when they do make up, Octavius dips Jed and gives him the biggest kiss with the Romans and Cowboys cheering in the background.

•"I miss you, did you miss me?"

•"damn right I did"

• "ah how adorable!" says Akh clapping along.

• "I'm not paid enough to see this." - Larry continues his rounds.

•Teddy and Wea walk pass by cheering of the sight.

#jedidiah x octavius #jedidiah #jedtavius au #jedtavius #owen wilson #steve coogan #natm #night at the museum #headcannon #lancelot #Sacajawea #teddy #larry daley #akhmenrah #ahkmenrah

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askthesmallguardiansofthemuseum · 2 years

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*aggressively shoves in the revolving doors, grinning widely.* WHAT IS UP MY GOOD MUSEUM EXHIBITS. *immediately points at jed and octavius, all in good fun.* gay gay, homosexual gay. *points to larry.* guardian of brooklyn, you're the gosh darn sweetest guy like in the history of. well guys i guess. i dunno. and you– *points to lancelot, walking over to him* –need this. *hugs him tight, for a moment, before pulling away.* okay anyways, nick, come help me set up the dj booth, put on a nice, chill song to match the vibes as of right now.

Jedediah and Octavius: Wh-

Larry: I- Thank you?

Lancelot: Thank you.

Nick: Of course! Lets party!

Ahkmenrah: Hello! *He smiled.*

#nick daley #night at the museum #natm #jedediah #lancelot #jedediah and octavius #jedediah x octavius #larry daley #jedtavius #ahkmenrah

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gaygh0stt · 3 years

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Idk if this is a controversial opinion, but I personally think that natm3 is the best natm movie

1. Nick is The Most Accurate teenager I’ve ever seen in media. I’ve actually used the line “I don’t think if this is the thing, but I know it’s the next thing” to justify something to my father and it WORKED

2. Absolutely peak jedtavius content. The other movies deliver but there was some realized potential in this one

3. Larry is a much more interesting man in this one.

4. “We’re just as God made us!”

5. The ending scene is just. Good :)

Idk how unpopular this is really dkssk. I love all of the movies but yeah to me this one is the most emotionally impactful 🥺 i cry like every time i watch it😭

The jedtavius moments are really top tier in it and yeah Nick is great and i think this movie does the best job at showing Larry's attachment to everyone.

I also love Ahk in it and Lancelot is one of my favorite characters so i love it for him as well❤️

#jedtavius #jedediah and octavius #natm #night at the museum #secret of the tomb #ahkmenrah #larry daley #lancelot night at the museum #jedediah #octavius #jedediah x octavius

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a-spoonful-of-idiocy · 7 years

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I ship Lancelot and Ahkmernrah so bad but there's almost no fandom for them

#lancelot #ahkmenrah #night at the museum #ship #love them #so lonely #ahkmenrah x lancelot #ahkmenlot

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hamarhemmo · 4 years

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I've never done anything 😔

#natm #night at the museum #alignment chart #larry daley #sacagawea natm #lancelot natm #ahkmenrah #teddy roosevelt natm #teddy natm #nick daley #octavius #napoleon bonaparte natm #napoleon natm #jedediah #al capone natm #jedtavius #al capone x napoleon natm

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bluebellhairpin · 4 years

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Masterlist

It was dark, and smelt distinctively of dust and dirt. But one thing was for sure, you did not belong here.

You uncrossed your arms from over your chest - a position you definitely did not go to sleep in - and tried to sit up. You failed, only gaining a bump on your head and the knowledge that there was something hard above you. Feeling around only made panic rise up in your throat.

Where were you?

You started beating on whatever had your trapped, yelling to be freed. Your cries were short lived, for there was someone nearby that made sure they didn’t go unnoticed - you saw light.

“It says they were a Royal...” someone said as you sat up. You looked around, first noticing the strange room you were in, and then what you were being held in. A stone coffin.

“A rather handsome one.” A blond man said, stepping up to you - his armour clanking - and held a hand out for you to take. “Evening, your Majesty.”

Another came up behind him, wearing some rather strange clothing for a man.

“Welcome to your new home.”

#night at the museum x reader #night at the museum imagine #ahkmenrah x reader #ahkmenrah imagine #lancelot x reader #lancelot imagine #nemo imagines

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askthedrunkexhibits · 4 years

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The reason I don't post often is because I never get asks. Send asks...please.

#natm #night at the museum #ahkmenrah #sacagawea #sacajawea #larry daley #jedediah x octavius #natm jedediah #jedtavius #natm octavius #teddy roosevelt #attila the hun #natm al capone #ivan the awesome #natm lancelot #natm laaa #admin

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transwitchofthewilds · 4 years

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Send me a NatM ship and I'll rate it: so gross I'm gonna die, EW, NO, meh, I can tolerate it, cute, soulmates, I'll ship them in the depths of hell.

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lemonwisp · 10 months

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Begging and pleading for someone to make a 3D print design of Jed and Oct miniatures, like @museummovies drop the file of the 3D printed Jed and Octavius.

Someone please

Edit: I know at least one of y’all can do this, please take one for the team

#jedtavius #night at the museum #natm #jedediah x octavius #natm octavius #jedediah and octavius #natm jedediah #natm jedtavius #owen wilson #jedediah natm #3d printing #3d print designs #natm ahkmenrah #natm lancelot #natm teddy roosevelt #natm larry

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smol-boy-akim · 3 years

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Do they have a crush on any of their friends?

Akim: I did and still like Ahk. And I'll admit that I had 'a thing' for Al for a little bit, but that's since passed. I liked Lancelot for a bit too.

#natm oc #nikolai akim sidorenko xiii #akim sidorenko #ahkmenrah #ahkmenrah x oc #akimenrah #natm #night at the museum #natm al capone #natm lancelot

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museum-nights · 5 years