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nahoney22 · 6 months

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Hey! Congratulations on 4k followers bestie! I’m going to slide in a Captain Rex request if you don’t mind. Perhaps a steamy & smutty, forbidden love trope with a female Jedi? 😈 I just know you could work some magic! Many thanks of you choose to do this 💖

Hush, Don’t Tell the General***

Captain Rex X F!JediReader

word count: 2k

The tensions were thick after todays mission and you and Rex had to be alone together one way or another.

warnings: NSFW, 18+ only. Minors will be blocked if i see you interact. Explicit sexual content, explicit language, female reader, established secret relationship, forbidden love, p in v, slightly rough sex, semi-public sex, wall sex, creampie, fingering, dirty talk, praises, fluff but also a little bit of angst if you squint. Pre Order 66.

"Another smooth operation, Anakin," Obi-Wan remarked, his voice dripping with sarcasm. It was a tone you had grown accustomed to after the countless missions combating the separatist forces that you had been doing with Obi-Wan and Anakin. And given the situation, Obi-Wan's displeasure was quite understandable.

As a Jedi yourself, you’re typically calm and collected as well as precise in your tactics but Anakin was… something else.

The odds had turned grim and a sinking feeling made you wonder if you'd ever even see another day. However, a particular Captain of the 501st, ensured you escaped with minor injuries. Maybe a few bumps and bruises but nothing too severe.

Anakin, ever the defiant one, retorted, "It's not like I anticipated their reinforcements, Master." He paused, rolling his eyes, "But, let's admit it, it was fun ."

"’Fun’ is hardly the word I'd choose," you said, shaking off some dust from your attire.

Anakin smirked, "Well, the mission was a success. Besides, you had Rex and you were out of that building in the nick of time."

As Rex moved closer, you cast him a sidelong glance. "Barely in time to avoid becoming ash," you pointed out.

Rex meets your gaze and something shifts in Rex's expression. Was that anger? Annoyance? Whatever it was, you were certain it wasn’t directed at you.

"Excuse me," you say eventually, pulling away from the intense gaze of the Clone as well as the incessant bickering of General Kenobi and his Padawan, "I need some fresh air."

Rex's watchful eyes follow you, and you offer a fleeting glance back with a hint of a smile before you're enveloped by the cooling evening.

Wandering the perimeter of the Jedi temple that evening, your mind is seemingly in the clouds as the setting sun paints long shadows on the ground.

But then, you sense a presence. You slip into a hidden alcove and wait. The unmistakable sound of footsteps soon follows.

"You always seem to know where to find me, Captain," you remark without turning, arms folded cockily over your chest upon hearing Rex draw nearer.

"It's all about instincts, General. You told me that."

In a seamless move, his arms encircle you, pulling you close, the warmth of his breath ghosting over the nape of your neck. "Today was... challenging," he murmurs, lips ever so gently brushing against your warm skin that sends ripples of pleasure through you.

"I sense you’re troubled, Captain," you observe, sinking into his embrace as his hold on you becomes more pronounced. "What's on your mind?"

"Today was a close call. Too close. Skywalker's tactics have grown increasingly unpredictable since Ahsoka left," he admits, his voice barely above a whisper. As you meet his gaze, your hand gently cradles his face. “I could’ve killed him by putting you in danger like that.”

Seeing Rex angry was a rarity but like he said, today was a close call. His scowl was sharp but as you gently touch him, you see his resolve settle.

"I'm still here thanks to you," you reassure with a soft smile. "Though I can't deny that I've felt a disturbance in the Force around Anakin."

Rex peers deeply into your eyes, searching for answers. "Is this something he's shared with you or just a Jedi intuition?"

"Anakin and I aren't close in that way; he doesn't share his personal struggles with me." You take a step back, leaning against the cool wall, eyes drawn to the now moonlit sky. "However, I trust in General Kenobi's guidance. Training a Padawan is a complex task."

"Seems you've got a somewhat good read on him," he states before you feel the familiar warmth of Rex's body as he leans in. His eyes lock onto yours. "I just wish Skywalker would think twice before jumping headfirst into danger. Putting you in danger.”

"You're concerned about him," you observe, lifting your hand to trace the line of his jaw.

“He’s my General. And… a good friend.” He sighs but then smiles softly upon feeling the delicacy of your fingers tracing along his jaw. “But I don’t want to talk about that right now, I want to talk about my Jedi.”

"Is that so?" Your voice dances with amusement, heart quickening as he draws you in tighter, heat radiating from the closeness. "What do you want to know?"

"How do you go days without our secret moments?" he asks, voice husky with emotion, fingers cradling you just so as he flushes his body against yours. “How can you cope without me being inside you for so long?”

Time had blurred; days, maybe a week or two since your last stolen moment. But for Rex, the longing was evident. As a Jedi however, detachment was part of your teachings, yet Rex was your exception, your beautiful secret. A relationship shadowed in secrecy, known to none, and hopefully, it would remain that way.

You shudder at his words, a heat already panging in your core. He towers over you, his armor making him look larger than he was but not far off.

It’s dominant and striking but so welcoming when his lips descend upon yours after so long, throwing your head back against the wall the force of his kiss.

His hands bite into your hips and you reciprocate by sinking your teeth into his lower lip, a groan deep in his throat. “Naughty girl,” he groans playfully before he pulls away and physically rips apart your Jedi robes, exposing your skin to the cool air.

“Rex!” You squeak in surprise. When you first got together you were pleasantly surprised at his dominating role in the bedroom but to see him so riled up, and in a somewhat public space, was quite unusual yet very exciting. How long had he been missing you?

“I need to have you, I need you so much.” He moves his lips down your neck, kissing over your now exposed collarbones and just over your breasts, cupping them with his hands that had you mewling into his embrace.

“What if someone sees us?”

“I don’t care.” He grumbles, exposing your left breast from under your bra and you let out the faintest whine as his lips latch to youth nipple, sucking delicately.

You cock your leg up, his arm instinctively wrapping under your thigh and keeping it hoisted as he pushes more into you, his length aching behind his codpiece. You held the back of his head, fingers caressing his blonde buzz cut as he flicked your stiffened bud with his tongue before soon, his hand invited its way into your panties.

“Gods, you’re wet,” he almost shivers at the sensation of your juices between your folds, his index and forefinger collecting your slick before he pulls out and you watch in utmost awe as he takes his fingers into his mouth and sucks the taste off, “I’ve missed your pussy.”

“Is that so?” You grin, bringing his lips to yours, tasting yourself on his lips and then wrestling your tongue with his. As if to say ‘and I’ve missed your cock’, your hands move towards his codpiece, letting it clatter to the floor before pulling his warm, twitching cock free.

This time he does shudder. The touch of your hand causes him to groan and naturally start to rut into your grasp as you begin stroking rhythmically at his cock. All the while he tugged at your panties, bunching them up to the side and grabbing your thigh again and bringing you near. “Do you want me to fuck you? Here? Right now?”

You couldn’t deny that there was a risk in all this, being caught would be the end of both of your lives as a Jedi and as a Clone Captain but as he pawed at your pussy again, your pussy throbbed in attic patios and he was too good to resist. You nod eagerly, whimpering as he doesn’t hesitate to push his tip against your entrance as you move your hips forward. “Yes,” you gasp, “yes, fuck me Captain.”

When Rex raised your leg just an inch higher, he slammed his hips forward, plunging his cock into your slippery core; drawing a strangled gasp from the pair of you.

“Oh fuck!” He grunts, his cock adjusting to your walls before he begins to pummel you against the wall, feeling your body react to every thrust he gave.

“Rex,” you whimper his name almost pathetically, hands holding onto his shoulders for dear life as his thrusts become intoxicating, making you sob so loud in pleasure that it covers the sound of his thighs and balls slapping lewdly against your exposed skin.

One thrust in particular had you moaning out loud that one hand came up and moved to bury your head into his neck, tutting at you teasingly, “Hush now my beautiful Jedi, we don’t want to draw any attention to us do we?” But he doesn’t help himself as his hand drops from your thigh to play softly at your clit, while the roll of his hips remain sharp and precise with every word.

“It’s s-so good,” you pant, teeth nipping at the skin of his neck, beautifully scented with a little tinge of sweat.

“And you’re taking me so well, aren’t you?” He cooes, “you sound so precious when you’re needy.”

Your head rolled back, stars starting to blur your vision and not just from the night sky. His fingers worked relentlessly at your clit as he fucks you and you wanted to quip that he was the needy one but you didn’t want to risk an intense reaction that has people come looking. “I’m not g-gonna last any longer Rex, please let me cum.”

“You want to cum, darling? You want to come on your Captain’s cock?” He chuckles darkly, his own movements staggering as he breathes through shaken breaths. “Are you going to let me fill you up?”

“Yes! Fuck, yes! Please cum in me.”

“Always so polite.” He grins, grunting as his high begins to hit. “I’m going to fill you with so much cum that you won’t need me for another week. C’mon, lift your leg a little - that’s right - good girl.” He murmured beautifully, pushing his cock in and out of your pussy lazily.

He could feel your body tensing, knowing that your orgasm wasn’t far. Nor for him either. Your body felt like it was on fire, the need and desire from him after just a few weeks of not being able to touch another was unbearable. And as he asks you if you’re ready to cum, you nodded obediently and he upped the momentum of his fingers between your legs.

Suddenly, the coil in you snapped and you went limp under him, Rex catching you quickly as you buried your face into his neck, muffling your wanton screams of delight. He groaned, low and guttural as he summoned a final slam of his cock into your core once more, coming undone to the feeling of his cock buried deep in you as your juices dripped down his length.

“I love you,” he says tenderly, “I love you so much.”

Rex's confession, whispered with an earnestness that sends shivers down your spine, tugs at your heart. "I love you too," you breathe out, pulling him into a gentle, lingering kiss. Every moment with him was precious, and every goodbye, a horrible heartache.

After a few tender moments, you both recognize the danger of lingering. The reality of your situation quickly comes crashing back. Straightening your attire and composing yourselves, the weight of the galaxy settles back onto your shoulders.

"We'll find our moment again soon," Rex promises, his voice thick with emotion, matching the emotions in your eyes.

"Stay safe, Captain" you murmur, gently letting go of him.

“And you, General.”

Although the war seemed unending and your secret rendezvous scarce, deep down you held onto hope. Hope that one day the galaxy would be at peace, and you and Rex could be free to be together.

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fangirlforeversthings · 2 months

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Obi wan anakin and ahsoka family soap blurb

So i just rewatched one of @zengers star wars ai videos on youtube (which i can only highly recommend they're the best) and heard obi wan calling anakin and ahsoka 'kids'. And this combined with their relationship what was always big bro little sister and their tired single dad i had an idea of soap about obi wan ahsoka and anakin and their daily life:

Anakin and ahsoka being the kids, anakin the older broher and ahsoka the younger sister and obi wan is their tired single dad raising them (also the mom role with their mom satine already passed away who had loved her beloved kids and husband uncondicionally and was so fun and warm and sweet and is missed every day so badly) and r2 d2 being their pet which dad never wanted but the kids found it lost without a home and begged him that they please could keep it an that they would ofc take care of it (obi dad has to take it on walks and feed it and we know it) but in the end he still loves it aswell. Yoda being their unhinged great grandvather already in retirement home telling dirty jokes at the dinner table on thanksgiving and qui gon being their grandfather living nearby teaching them dumb shit joining them on their stupid adventures. Mace windu being their neighbour who hates kids but especially them two who always destroy his peace and quite, windows and lawn. Yelling over the fence to kenobi to get his fucking brood in control while they always play pranks on him all the time. Padme being anakins girlfriend, rex their cousin and cody, quinlan and obi single dad besties, a bros since childhood trio.

Them (the kids and the dad bros) spreading chaos wherever they go. Kids making the dumbest decisions and going on the stupidest adventures together every day, going on their dads very last nerve and not listening to him most of the time. Them accidently almost blowing up the entire city by trying to get him the best gift for fathers day/ his birthday (they probably forgot it in the first place and gotta apologice) trying to show him how much they love and appreciate him and how sorry they are. They would do everything for him and love him uncondicionally. Obi dad sometimes even joining them on their dumb adventures or himself making the stupid decicions and them experiencing all kinds of chaotic days in normal day to day life.

Episodes where the dad bestie trio and all their kids together go on roadtrips camping and get lost and then get chased by a moose through the woods while some funny song playing the background. Or a funny day trip and then at the drive home anakin would be like "...and that was so funny you should have heard that loud splash when i threw her into the fountain, she was so mad tho. But it was so worth it cause it was sooo funny" "Well certainly not for your poor, soaking wet sister" "oh by the way while we are talking about her....where is she?" "What do you mean anakin? She's right th..." and obi dad then turning blank white in the face after looking in the backmirror while driving realising they had forgotten her in the hotel lobby (still dripping wet) and him than doing a 360. turn weels screaching and yeeting of to get her. Her pouting all the way home and obi wan apologizing the whole time "dear i'm so sorry i don't know how that could have happen your brother was going on my nerves with the pool animal and" and anakin just laughing.

Then in the end of the episodes they'd be sitting on the couch in the living room like "dad you know that we love you so much thank you for being the best of all dads" and these were the rare moments they'd be so serious and he'd be like "aw kids even tho you k*ll my very last nerve every day of course i love you guys too more than everything and i could never imagine my life without you two in it" "and r2" "yeah ofc and r2" and then after a cute warm cuddle anakin would say something like "even tho you're old as f*ck" and crack the moment with the invicible audience laughing and obi dad shaking his head sighing and laughing and then the episode ends.

Just their daily life that would be an awesome, fantastic family comedy soap.

Any show title ideas anyone?

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hudush · 4 years

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just finished the clone wars. no one talk to me. im going through it

#im just gonna close my eyes and ignore it #in MY canon there's no vader #everyone is happy #ahsoka and obi and anakin and rex are still besties #bye

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renegadeontherunn · 3 years

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masterlist!

hiiii lovely people!! have my complete masterlist because I think they’re fun :))) this will be updated regularly as I upload more stuff! thank you to anyone who reads any of these I love you beyond words :’))))

(updated december 29, 2021)

the loves of my life, the disaster lineage—Anakin, Ahsoka, & Obi-Wan

wrong, wrong, wrong – an extended fight scene on Mortis

i’m only me when i’m with you idiots – Anakin, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan have leave on Coruscant and holo night is the perfect excuse to all squeeze onto a couch together, bicker, and be, well, a family

it’s always times like these – Ahsoka, Anakin, and Obi-Wan have their usual brand of success on a mission

the crumbling facade – Ahsoka, Anakin, Obi-Wan: another betrayal, another goodbye (tumblr link)

our resident idiot duo—Anakin & Obi-Wan

a story you won’t believe – a bout of amnesia post-season 5 leaves Anakin having a Terrible Day (tumblr link)

silence to sound – Obi-Wan gives Anakin the silent treatment (tumblr link)

22. white lies, red blood – Obi-Wan and Anakin have some things to work out post-Deception. they never get the chance

11. you’re not my homeland anymore – the Master and the student, and one last lesson

basically my entire brand—Ahsoka & Anakin

words, how little they mean when you’re a little too late – a very sad fic in which everything is terrible and Anakin is left Padawan-less

lightning never strikes the same place twice – Ahsoka’s sick from a hallucinogenic poison and has a pretty terrible day getting Force Lightning’ed by Dooku

i blame tuesdays – Ahsoka hates Tuesdays and the fact that her leg is very, very broken

ashes to ashes – Ahsoka finally understands Anakin’s hatred of sand (tumblr link)

collision – Anakin and Ahsoka have a rocky beginning (tumblr link)

take my hand, hold on forever – Ahsoka’s having a rough time as a Padawan. Anakin loves giving hugs

all gone – an AU that leaves Ahsoka alone in a world of monsters

the softest father-daughter duo in the galaxy—Obi-Wan & Ahsoka

music to my ears – Obi-Wan meets an old friend in the torture chamber (tumblr link)

words that you never told me (it’s not enough to say i’m sorry) – regrets will build and the truth will out. Obi-Wan, post-Mortis, should know that

jaded tongue – Obi-Wan and Ahsoka, too far past the point of no return (prompt fill: “you’re a really bad liar”) (tumblr link)

the ultimate besties—Rex & Ahsoka

ahsoka joins the cuddle pile – Ahsoka’s fine. Completely fine. Yes, of course she’s been sleeping. Rex has had enough

i’m wide awake (but i’m still having nightmares) – Ahsoka and Rex are having a hard time after Order 66 (tumblr link)

the only way is down – too much pride, a stupid plan, a painful fall. icarus, is that you? (prompt fill: “why are you so reckless?”) (tumblr link)

nocturne – Rex takes any opportunity to stand and smirk and protect, young Ahsoka makes it all too easy (prompt fill: “just go to sleep. I’ll protect you”)

miscellaneous

alone together – after Obi-Wan’s death, Ahsoka and Cody find each other, and maybe a little peace too

he’s not heavy, he’s my brother – Umbara goes a little different, a little worse (tumblr link)

if i’m lost, then how can i find myself? – Obi-Wan’s on Tatooine. alone, if you don’t count the ghosts or the memories

27. shortly before sunset – Obi-Wan and Cody, at the end of all things

1. it ends with us – the explanation and final conclusion to why Obi-Wan Kenobi had to be killed thirty times this past month

moonlight sonata – set in the 1920s, Obi-Wan Kenobi makes a choice that will change the lives of everyone around him—and possibly bring one to an end

happiness is a disaster lineage song – a song analysis of Taylor Swift’s “happiness” that is actually. not at all happy :(

here’s my angstpril masterlist if you’re on the hunt for just that!

non-star wars (gasp!)

the stars (drabble) – criminal minds; a case hits Reid hard, but Emily is there to help him

What Would I Do Without You? – harry potter; what if Umbridge had used the Cruciatus Curse on Harry?

detach – an original work! basically an excuse for me to write about space, betrayal, and finding friendship :’)

PROMPTS/REQUESTS

requests are currently: CLOSED!

I mostly write for star wars, specifically the clone wars, as you can probably tell by this masterlist aklsdjkla (my non-star wars fics are pretty old)

Anakin, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan are my forte, but I’m happy to try my hand at pretty much anything so don’t be afraid to send in other characters!

I will not write nsfw content or master/padawan ships so please keep that in mind!

#fiona speaks #my writing #masterlist #!!!!#i was very excited to make this #and i am very excited to watch it grow!!!#:')))#also it took a lot of willpower to not add every wip i have on here too #i just!!! i just love talking about writing so much #anyway yes my wip list is growing get ready for when i get done with school cause my ao3's gonna go bambambam #anyway yes thank you to anyone who clicks any of these links or who's read my stuff in the past!!! it means so much you have no idea :')))#i'm just now realizing that 2/3 of the wips i put on there are song fics #wh #what's happening #anyway!#:'))

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willshowerthots · 3 years

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Continuation for that Youtuber in Coruscant AU

Some stuff about Anakin and Obi-Wan’s background information:

Palpatine does not exist.

Qui-Gon is Obi-Wan’s father, Dooku is his adopted grandfather, Yoda is his quirky adopted great great grandfather.

Anakin has Shmi as his mom, no dad but Owen Lars will be marrying Shmi in the future.

Padme is Anakin's bestie and is the reason why he has his awesome gamer setup. (In a way Padme saw how pitiful Anakin was and decided to go help sponsor her best friend.)

More under the cut:

Obi-Wan also has his own sponsor because Qui-Gon is just as bad as Anakin with budgeting and money, not to mention Qui-Gon is a youtuber himself (and at his age too, no wonder grandpa Dooku doesn't visit us a lot anymore dad!) But his platform is more about aesthetic gardening and plant life. It's half the reason why Obi-Wan is very big into economical and into green things himself.

Obi-Wan’s sponsors are Grandpa Dooku (beacuse Yoda is just as broke) and Bail Organa, Obi-Wan’s Chancellor friend who secretly send Obi-Wan with gifts like new food parcels for Obi-Wan to try cooking in video so everyone can see and measure up if it's worth it or not.

(This has become a subject of jealousy for Anakin at some point in time but the crisis was averted when Anakin found out that Chancellor Bail Organa is happily married to Queen Breha and that the only reason he sent Obi-Wan expensive food packages for Obi-Wan’s weekly box reviews is because Bail himself wants to find out if they are worth it or if they are bad and he has to investigate deeper.)

And then domestic shopping trips around coruscant as they buy food, dates where in they explore the city inside out, they go to conventions together but have never formally told anyone (except the few who already knows, padme rex and ahsoka) that they are dating yet, so there's a lot of cute awkward interactions with cast crew and fans, as well as a lot of subtle flirting too.

Bedroom eyes as Obi-Wan leaves the bathroom dripping wet and only clothed by a white towel. Obi-Wan blushing as Anakin does his work out routine half naked in their living room where Obi-Wan is in the kitchen but can perfectly see Anakin through the open space in between the 2 rooms.

Heated kisses shared in darkness as they make love, hot passion filled but slow and sweet. Anakin would take his time and open Obi-Wan up to his fingers, watching every single thing as his beloved partner falls apart in his arms.

And Obi-Wan would gasp and moan, wrapping his arms around Anakin pushing for a demanding kiss and asking to be fucked now, please!

Then soft after sex cuddles bathed under the moonlight, Anakin’s softened dick still warmly ensconced within Obi-Wan’s hole, making sure that his cum stays inside and nothing drips out as they fall asleep entangle together.

Only to wake up and fuck again.

#obikin #star wars #top anakin skywalker #bottom obi wan kenobi #youtuber in coruscant au #gamer youtuber anakin #willwrites #food and diy youtuber Obi-Wan

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newswcanonprompts · 4 years

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prompt #37 - Jedi are like Magpies and love their clones

sorry we haven’t posted in forever! to make up for it, i’m posting one of our longest and detailed prompts (maybe even the longest)- this came from a LONG discussion a few weeks back, and it was a lot of fun. this idea morphed a ton, and it became this huge thing. this is personally my favorite one, so hope you enjoy!

Jedi collect trinkets and wear them!!! Hand them to others as a very important gift

The Clones dont really get it, but they are happy

The jedi make them things like jewelry, keychains, little beaded things, colored strings, they’ll give them feathers, you name it

Its another way to show that they are individuals, and that the jedi know them specifically

The veteran clones have long keychain type things and the shiny clones want them very much and it’s something they look forward to

The padawans hand the commanders things and being sad when the CC’s tell them they can’t take them into battle

Krell gets found out earlier.

“Okay, look, i know krell is… well, he is *something* and i don’t want to accuse a master of the order but have you looked at his men?! where the hell are their keychains?!”

The padawans stage a protest at the senate because how else are they going to make sure that their troops know they are loved and get their trinkets

This idea can get angsty really quickly (finding trinkets after battles, in ship crashes, or post-order 66), but we won’t do that because of how angsty this server already is, we need some fluff sometimes

Palaptine can commit self delete

Clones will paint armor for padawans cause that is how they show honor and stuff

The clones, upon figuring out what they mean, give their jedi trinkets also

Mirialan padawan holding armor they got: “ITS GREEN LIKE ME!”

There are little figurines, some painted rocks, some little shiny things found on the battlefield

The clones who aren’t as good with their hands singing songs or telling stories

The jedi record them and keep them on little datachips that they keep on them at all times

Barriss doesn’t go bad because this is happy time

The jedi padawans start a riot / protest outside the senate building because some clones got their trinkets taken away by asshole civilians because they’re “not human”, just copies

The (now very pissed off) jedi sprung into action

If a snooty senator(s) takes away a clone’s trinket, the jedi just sit back and grind to a halt. Because if the clones, the PEOPLE WHO PROTECT THE REPUBLIC, are gonna get treated like that, the war can wait

The jedi knights and masters just meditate wherever the padawans are protesting

This is done to ‘keep the peace’

If anakin hears a snooty senator degrade the clones, he starts ranting and shouting about their individuality and accomplishments, while pointing at each trinket.

Someone live streams this

Luminara joins in (barriss is right behind)

Aayla too

Luminara, anakin, aayla, tag teamed shouted speech

Ahsoka and barriss are being held back by the CC’s (ahsoka is making some very crude hand gestures and barriss is like “i can name every bone in your body as i break it” - cause barriss has all that healer knowledge)

Once these three are done, mace windu comes along with the council. They think mace is going to scold the three of them until mace starts shouting at the senators too. The council just lets mace do all the talking.

This is the most watched live stream this year. It’s very funny and starts a ton of memes (obi wans face, yoda meditating, the look of “oh shit” on the original snooty senator’s face, the look of surprise on everyone when mace starts shouting too - there is also a gif made of the council looking at the situation, looking at themselves (mostly mace) and then they all step back to let mace do the talking, the clones faces when they see that three jedi and then the jedi high council are defending them)

Mace, rolling up his sleeves: “okay let’s do this”

The senators: backing away in fear

Obi wan might commit a war crime right now because no way people can talk about his troops like that

Obi wan: “am i allowed to kill a senator?”

Cody: “General, do not-”

This whole thing leads to a massive debate and overwhelmingly good PR for the jedi and clones

Shady sheev doesn’t like that. Good PR for the jedi? No thank you. But since this is a fixit he gets his ass kicked later on so everything’s fine (skeevy sheev has to scramble to try to fix his plans though)

All the padawans from that one lightsaber episode (the one on ilum where the younglings got their kyber crystals) are there and SHIT’S GOING DOWN

Petro in particular is very close to kicking someone’s ass

Caleb dume is there also.

“Master depa said we should never raise our blades in revenge or anger. But this is not revenge.” this is war, this is justice, this is defense of a defenseless group

Padme also joins in all of this (but much more calmly)

She also might make some passive aggressive comments about the snooty senators trash outfit

She and all her senator friends are gonna blacklist the original culprit

Padme and bail organa (they also got help from many jedi) put in the clone rights bill the next day

In the halls outside the debate chamber, padme threatens to gut people with her hair pins if they don’t vote in her favor

sure, it’s *technically* extortion, but come on, who’s gonna stop her? those pins are pointy y’all

Anakin tried to help draft / present the bill but he spent most of his time ranting about the injustices the clones have to face (leia had to get it from someone)

Anakin, out of breath: “AND ALL YOU SENATORS JUST SIT HERE, DOING NOTHING, WHEN THEY’RE OUT THERE DYING FOR YOU-”

Padme: “okay ani i got this, drink some water please”

Ahsoka also jumps in

Plo, who’s watching the debate: “little ‘soka, please don’t hurt anyone” (but he’s not about to stop her, after all these are his sons we’re talking about)

If someone said “well they’re not slaves?” anakin would go OFF. if you thought he was angry before… you got another thing coming.

“I AM A FREED SLAVE! I KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE! THESE MEN HAVE LESS RIGHTS THAN I DID AS A SLAVE!”

If the public doesn’t know about his childhood before, they do now

Imagine the shock

Padme: “Ani, deep breaths, it’s gonna be okay.”

Also padme, to the other senators: “well i mean he’s not wrong you assholes”

Padme is also making very well timed comments and suggestions. It’s the most successful day she’s had since she became senator

She’s also revealing all the senators’ dirty secrets

Padme: “oh, senator so-and-so, i released all your finances and your voting history on the holonet. I’m sure your supporters will love that you’re embezzling funds. Oh, you lost your support? Tragic.”

The jedi also have dirt on everyone and they just casually let everything slip like they weren’t secrets

Shady sheev Palpacreep is in his little podium thing during the debate, and he is very pissed, because his plan is getting ruined, but he can’t let it show or else people will discover the truth about him

Anakin: “isn’t it great that we’re finally doing something about it?”

Sheev, pained: “Of course-”

This whole debate is still live streamed - and it’s very popular

The senate who made the original comment and started all of this is #cancelled

This is the greatest thing the galaxy has ever seen / watched because drama

If a jedi dies, and they aren’t brought back to the temple, they are burned with the other dead on the battlefield. Young padawans take their master’s trinkets in remembrance, wanting to follow their path and have tangible proof that the master passed into the force but that they left their mark in the world

You do not burn the trinkets. Krell tried once. It almost started a jedi civil war (maybe that’s how he gets found out)

Or maybe krell was found out because he gives zero trinkets to his men, and everyone caught on and were like “hey wtf man”

But if you wanna make it angsty ( cough cough umbara ) then krell tells the 501st to remove / burn / throw out their trinkets or he’d do it for them

He gives them an example by slicing a very special one that anakin and ahsoka both gave to rex

Krell also slices one of dogma’s. It was the only one dogma had because he was newish to the battalion at the time and wasn’t sure if accepting the trinkets was against regs or not. Krell slashes it and dogma doesn’t say anything but there were tears in his eyes

All the jedi who find out what happened replace all the trinkets so fast. They also give krell’s men a shit ton of presents.

Krell’s men have no idea what to do with them, but they are so touched a few shed tears when they get them

The clones get small tattoos of patterns that the little padawans drew for the men

The tattoos are small because some of them *might* just be random squiggles but the padawans looked so happy the clones just had to get them tattooed

Anakin orders japor wood with padme's bank account to make snippets for the clones because it’s not only a jedi thing, it’s from anakin's homeworld - and that’s like the highest praise you can get from him

The clones might not know exactly what it means but they know its super special

Padme figures out a way to buy japor wood in bulk. Anakin is very touched by this

When snooty senators start badmouthing clones, yoda just sits there and meditates to drive the senators nuts

“Sitting, i am, because stand you bitches, i cannot”

Padme gets many trinkets from the 501st because they all *know* about her and anakin

Any trinkets that she gets she likes to incorporate into her outfits (like the warrior fashionista that she is)

She embroiders some of them into her dresses and hairpieces

They both get a TON of trinkets when the twins are born

Padme also gives trinkets to the 501st, some of the 212th, and all of the coruscant guard. Especially fox cause she sees all the work he does and the senators he has to deal with

She’s besties with the coruscant guard. Like yeah, she knows the 501st and they know about her and anakin (and she’s one of them because of it) but the guard is who she’s always with

She probably wore red on debate day to represent them

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ayo-cowbelly · 4 years

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if star wars was twilight

i recently rewatched twilight because *halloween* (even though bella infuriates me to no end, i still watch it) and this has been in my head for days

the jedi / clones are the vampires and the sith are the werewolves

so anakin is bella

he’s the new kid in town who looks at all this supernatural shit like “wOah” and wants more than he has

instead of wanting to be a master, he wants to be turned into a vampire so he can be sparkly and immortal and shit

he’s also whiny

and like. kinda a dick to his struggling dad.

instead of being turned into a sith lord, he turns into a vampire and fucks off and doesn’t talk to his old friends anymore

obi wan is charlie

he’s trying his best

please let him sleep

one day he was vibing and suddenly he’s in charge of this angsty teen who keeps disappearing

it’s awkward

then one day he gets home from work and anakin/bella has disappeared and they’re saying it’s because he’s “sick” but obi wan knows some shit has gone down

then suddenly this werewolf shows up like “hey look i’m a giant dog” and obi wan is like WHAT THE FU-

ahsoka is alice

she’s all peppy despite the world being a low key shit show

she just kinda shows up with some remark, in places she... wasn’t expected to be in, and everyone just kinda goes with it

she cheers up anakin/bella and stops him from being the most awkward person you’ve ever met

rex is jasper (minus the romance)

he just kinda is there, he’s vibing, he’s not really in control of his life but whatever

he was... kinda involved in the civil war, he was manipulated into fighting for the wrong team, but they don’t talk about that

he’s just floating along, trying to get through life

mace windu is rosalie

(now i don’t mean this in a bashing mace kinda way) but like. anakin is not his favorite person in the coven.

everytime anakin shows up to hangout he’s like “oh it’s you” *intense side eye*

probably throws around some passive aggressive remarks also

the italian dinner scene in the first movie but instead of breaking the glass bowl, mace just sighs heavily and glares at them all

qui gon is edward (no romance)

he’s edward because he’s the one who dragged anakin into all this supernatural shit

he’s like “yeah i’ll break the ancient rules for you, whatever, come meet the fam”

he’s kinda weird too and does some *questionable* things and you like him but at the same time, you low key hate him

plo koon is carlisle

he’s got the dad energy

he liked anakin from day one

he also found ahsoka / alice in both universes (star wars or twilight) so it works

okay technically carlisle wasn’t the one who found alice, she found them, but whatever just go with it

there are two options for emmett (again, no romance): either quinlan, cause he’s the chaotic stoner best friend, or fives because, i mean, it’s fives and fives has SUCH emmett energy

i guess wolffe is esme

protective

besties with plo

except i guess here he’s a bit less friendly than esme actually is, because it’s wolffe and all

palpatine is jacob (no romance because that is a CURSED concept if anakin is bella)

basically the whole time he’s like “come join me, you’d be so much happier over here, the vampires suck, come hang with us”

he tries to bribe anakin through the power of emily’s muffins and... jean shorts? idk

ventress is seth

because i love seth and i love ventress

seth is baby

ventress is the baby sith

definitely deserves better than this group of weirdos but she sticks with them anyway

she’s kinda friends with the jedi / vampires, they’re frenemies

it works

i guess that makes dooku leah

he’s just like “shut UP seth/ventress” the whole time but is also protective over her cause that’s his sister

doesn’t really get along with jacob / palpatine but, i mean, considering who else is in this group, who else is he gonna hang out with

plus the other werewolves / sith shun him because he used to be a jedi (instead of leah being sam’s ex like in twilight) so it’s all awkward

maul is victoria

he just shows up, hating them all, then gets his ass kicked

he doesn’t like the werewolves because they killed his friends

he doesn’t like the jedi / vampires because they also fucked his life up

he just doesn’t like anyone

maybe the kaminoans are the volturi

for the sole reason of being the reason a lot of this vampire bullshit happens in the first place

padme is jessica

because she likes anakin but is also like “you okay bro?”

shes friends with him but also is kinda wondering what his deal is

you kinda feel bad for her

shes also a queen

cody is billy black

not because he likes the werewolves

but because he’s best friends with obi wan / charlie

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