#ahyes an original post

[dontcryminecraft]

Scar's s10 build is like if Mr. Magorium operated a train-zoo

fuckin' LOVE this movie also if yall got other movies/tv shows with the Vibes of Scar's train I'm so down to hear it

#ahyes an original post #gtws #hermitcraft #hc s10 #goodtimeswithscar #mcyt #mr magorium's wonder emporium #it's the vibe of #magical place of wonder #with the key detail that it's Bigger On Inside

[dontcryminecraft]

red team purgatory day one

half of red team isn't here, nobody knows how to actually PLAY MINECRAFT, and the only person remotely good at pvp here is philza. Carre carries everyone and is off doing his own thing. Even IF the other half of the team is there, the only person i can accurately gauge the ability of is WILBUR, and i have zero faith in his skills lol. Everyone is realizing how much they're going to have to stream, and some will have to change their schedules in order to play effectively. Charlie doesn't stream for 5 hours, but he has to be here for all of this, and it becomes VERY CLEAR, VERY QUICKLY, WHY HE DOESN'T. His voice is dead and he is unravelling at the seams. He hates it here more than anyone. only half of his breakdown is a joke. They're drying. Cellbit and Slime had ENOUGH and just beat each other with sticks. They're devolving and screaming about how much they hate this and they're manic and their arms feel numb and tingly and badboyhalo keeps killing them and they keep dying and life hates them. Jaiden told badboyhalo to kill himself. In a fit of rage they declared that they no longer care about the eggs and they'd rather just go home. They're planning on logging in on Monday only to build a house and start Egg Island Survival LetsPlay where they make an Emerald Empire and only respond in Villiager Hrmms. now they're sing/screaming as their base burns around them, and i can't tell what they're supposed to be singing but they kept repeating "say something I'm giving up on you" and someone started playing the Living TombStone FNAF song. Phil got a globe and gifted everyone a fidget toy to spin and they're just sitting and spinning. Baghera just realized that Phil already had all the saplings they need and she wasted her time, so Phil took off his armor so the two can could fight. Baghera lost even though she had a diamond sword, so Phil just let her kill him so she can be happy. Corpses scatter across their yard. They're killing each other. I started typing this with 20 minutes left and I'm witnessing the longest fucking 20 minutes of my life how is there still 7-whatever minutes left??? CELLBIT JUST CONFESSED TO THE MURDERS AND THEY'RE CONFESSING TO THEIR SINS NOW???? I CAN'T TELL IF CHARLIE'S CONFESSION ABOUT JUANAFLIPPA AND THE CODE IS CANON???? Charlie suggests a cannibalism arc and everyone wants to go absolutely FERAL and cellbit it trying to act normal about that idea and kinda fails at it. And it all ends with everyone being banned to enforce the 5-hour rule. We're Free...for today. And despite this, they don't want to change teams and they're actually looking forward to suffering with friends :) ...nevermind they're planning on selling wilbur to get a better advantage.

#ahyes an original post #they're my favorite team #hands down #no questions #qsmp #qsmp purgatory #qsmp red team #purgatory red team #philza #foolish #cellbit #slimecicle #jaidenanimations #baghera

[dontcryminecraft]

this is so funny slime played the soundboard in front of elquackity and apparently literally nobody knew about him using wilbur's account except PHIL and quackity was so excited that he went live and even asked the admins, but when he found out wilbur wasn't live he ended stream and raided tubbo after only NINE MINUTES

#ahyes an original post #qsmp #charlie slimecicle #wilbur soot #quackity #philza #qsmp purgatory

[dontcryminecraft]

eepy

#ahyes an original post #ranboo #ranboolive #ranbrand #ranboo end screen

[dontcryminecraft]

tommy's new shirt

#ahyes an original post #tommyinnit #idk if tumblr people are aware #but there is this account on twitter #called tommy affirmations #that posts images like this #idk where he got the shirt though

[dontcryminecraft]

just checking up on the crows after their blorbo got kidnapped

#ahyes an original post #qsmp #philza #q philza #zablr

[dontcryminecraft]

environmental storytelling

timestamp: around 6:05:00, on Philza's December 11, 2019 smp earth stream. It's from right after the famous "fuck the orphans" clip from his funny outro, where he nukes "orphans" (reject villagers) while Tehno and Pete stand aside in abject horror.

#ahyes an original post #smp earth #philza #zablr #antarctic empire #technoblade #emerald duo

[dontcryminecraft]

"my name is wilbur soot and i endorse the bolas minecraft team. Now back to my sims and my songs. I love you all. Goodbye - Wilby"

#ahyes an original post #wilbur soot #qsmp #bolas rojas #qsmp purgatory #purgatory event #qsmp red team #slimecicle

[dontcryminecraft]

red team's financial troubles

the $2.00 dollars is because of foolish needs enrichment and i thought that was an appropriate username lol

#ahyes an original post #qsmp #qsmp purgatory #qsmp red team #purgatory red team #purgatory event #rojas bolas #q philza #q cellbit #q charlie #q foolish #q baghera #q jaiden

[dontcryminecraft]

PHILZA PLAGUE DOCTOR GAS MASK CANON WOOOOO

#ahyes an original post #qsmp #philza #rojas bolas #qsmp purgatory #qsmp red team

[dontcryminecraft]

these fuckin egg admins flew too close to the sun with their egg-child rp now everyone is going to need therapy after whatever the fuck is happening on sunday

#ahyes an original post #qsmp #mcyt #qsmp eggs

[dontcryminecraft]

fuck the mcytblr sexyman poll you know what IS SEXY????? CALL ME WHAT YOU LIKE BY LOVEJOY THAT SONG FUCKS HARD GO STREAM GO GO GO GO

#ahyes an original post #lovejoy #call me what you like #cmwyl #we going on another Lovejoy Lockdown again boys #only listening to lovejoy for the next FOREVER

[dontcryminecraft]

also reminder just so it can be said: as much as I enjoy and join in on welcoming tommy to the queer community: he's only said he's bi-CURIOUS, not bisexual. if, in a couple months, a week, or fuck it! A year! but if he says at some point -any point- down that line that he's thought about it, considered it, and he is in fact straight, not bisexual, don't be fucking weird! don't say he queerbaited! don't give him shit! don't cry and wine about your fav not being "like you" or "one of the gays" or whatever. don't be weird. people have the right to explore their sexuality -and gender for that matter- at their own time, at their own pace, and the outcome doesn't negate the journey. just because he's a celebrity who spoke about this publically doesn't mean you're entitled to a "correct answer" that you like. the only -i repeat the ONLY- correct answer is whatever tommy is most comfortable with. this isn't ever going to be about YOU, this will always be about HIM. and regardless, he's got my respect and support, and i expect the same from this community.

#ahyes an original post #tommyinnit #mcyt #saw a few weirdos on twitter #wanted to be clear

[dontcryminecraft]

god damn it phil. doing it again. raising the bar for romance

source: Kristin's instagram story, reposted on Goddess of Death Updates account on Twitter (here)

#ahyes an original post #philza #zablr #misstrixtin #kristin #mumza #dadza #phistin #mcyt

[dontcryminecraft]

the funniest way to have the museum in-universe is that every now and again the federation has the egg quest be "go into that one building where you see drawings and art depicting things you and others experienced and see things you can't explain and don't know context for but once you leave you can't for the life of you explain or remember anything specific"

#ahyes an original post #it's like #what happened at the museum #oh yeah we saw [REDACTED] it was awesome! #qsmp #qsmp museum

[dontcryminecraft]

#ahyes an original post #goodtimeswithscar #mcyt #gtws #gtwscar