So apparently shark on human bites occur like 40 times per year world wide, while human on human bites occur 1500 in New York alone.
And of course my head went straight to Emmet. He’d do love nibbles for sure! Consensually of course. Aiden has gotten used to it but Ingo, freshly back from Hisui, seeing this has his big bro instinct kick in
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Waitwaitwait
Is “transandrobabies” really another term people are trying out to deride trans men and mascs speaking on our oppression?
Really?
When one of the things we constantly talk about is that we are infantilized to hell and back?
Actually?
I am… y’know. I wish I could say I was surprised. But at this point I’m not. This is not what genuine criticism of transmasc theory looks like, it’s not ever done a good job being dressed up to pretend that way, and the people coming up with these terms of derision absolutely know what they’re doing.
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okay but i'm CACKLING about aiden in kaer morhen doing Cat Things like getting right in jaskier's way or trying to take his quill while he's working, and jaskier IN TOTAL REFLEX just does a hissy noise and claps his hands loudly the way he would at his family's cats when they were messing with his work
and it??? WORKS????
aiden SCATTERS and jaskier chases after him still operating on autopilot (with a smidge of human predator CHASE instinct at play as well), and they get like A GOOD DISTANCE DOWN THE HALL before they both just ????? what??? just happened????
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Aiden: [Deep breath]
3.
Aiden: Fuck.
4.
Sam: For future reference, please, please, use butter. You're ruining my pans.
Aiden: Ooooh. That's why it ended up like this.
Sam: How—How did you forget?
Aiden: I mean, you should be impressed I even made something semi-edible.
Sam: ...sure.
5.
Aiden: You slept longer than usual.
Sam: A whole six hours.
Aiden: That must be a record.
6.
Sam: You shouldn't have done this. I can make my own breakfast.
Aiden: Well, I wanted to do it for you.
Sam: Yes, but—
Aiden: Making breakfast isn't going to kill me, I promise. If the doctor people say it's fine, it probably is.
7.
Sam: But if you're also going to work... I just don't think you should overexert yourself.
Aiden: Making half-assed breakfast was not that strenuous.
Sam: You're serving me "half-assed breakfast"?
8.
Aiden: Well, I mean, the bread is really dry, the pancakes are rubbery, and the coffee is probably bitter, but it was made with love. Enjoy.
Sam: Shut up, Aiden. It's perfect.
Aiden: You're so cute when you lie straight to my face.
9.
Sam: I mean it. The pancakes aren't nearly as rubbery as they look.
Aiden: So I'm pretty much a professional chef now.
Sam: I wouldn't go that far.
10.
Aiden: Did you sleep well?
Sam: Sort of. Are you sure you're able to work?
Aiden: I feel fine, really. Worst case scenario I'll go to the ER and Jordan will take care of me.
Sam: Comforting.
11.
Aiden: I feel fine. Really. I'd tell you if I weren't.
Sam: Would you?
Aiden: Yeah. For sure.
Sam: Mhm.
12.
Aiden: Seriously, I feel so trapped, you know? I'm going to lose my mind if I don't get to actually do things again. Not that I mind hanging out with you 24/7, but I'd like to go outside too. Breathe real air.
Sam: I understand.
13.
Sam: Are you leaving already?
Aiden: Sorry. I'll go grocery shopping on my way home, do you need anything?
Sam: Didn't I just tell you to not overexert yourself?
14.
Aiden: You know what, just text me a list of everything you need.
Sam: Aiden...
15.
Aiden: Have a good day I'll see you late love you byyyyyye.
16.
Sam: I love you too.
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Aiden and jaskier have been traveling together for a while now. They met shortly after the mountain incident and are now best friends. One day Geralt walks into the same tavern that the pair is already having supper at.
Aiden: Should we say something to him?
Jaskier: Like "you look like a boiled chicken breast?"
Aiden: I was thinking "what are you doing here"
Jaskier: Yeah but that won't hurt his feelings
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