#aka 1 bossy leader who gets pegged and 1 chill annoyed guy who's the designated guy friend in girl groups

[greekschist]

Kronos: You can trust me.

Oceanus: Okay, can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something-

Kronos: Ugh, if this is about those stupid Tamagotchis—

Oceanus: Actually it is!

Kronos: You left me with six of them, brother! Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!

Oceanus: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health, and by the time I came home they were all dead.

Oceanus: You have to, like, actually murder them in order for that to happen.

#s: schitts creek #any time i post abt kronos or oceanus just ASSUME its for vans and aashi #because it is #in my own words: #i probably should post abt them more especially because they have the zeus/ poseidon sibling dynamic #aka 1 bossy leader who gets pegged and 1 chill annoyed guy who's the designated guy friend in girl groups #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #greek myth memes #percy jackson and the greek gods #greek memes #greek myths #greek mythology #greek gods #greek gods memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect gods #mythology #greek shitpost #kronos #oceanus