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cloudsspoke · 10 months

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¿La Scaloneta? Una poesía muy buena ~

Some heated, hilarious, and heartwarming moments when the boys meet each other as a rival ⚔️

↳ Previously on “¿La Scaloneta? Una familia (part 1)”

Nico: No estaría mal que Leo se coma una patadita Caro: NOOOO

Le dije que no se tenía que enojar porque fue todo pelota. Después se reía porque sabe que se tiró al pedo. Tenemos una gran relación con Ale, son cosas del Partido y quedan ahí - Cuti Romero's interview with Sofi Martinez

↳ Context: Mac was actually upset that Brighton lost because he felt injustice from the Ref’s decision

🔴 Enzo (Benfica) vs Messi (PSG): two legs UCL game all draw, vs Di Maria-Paredes (Juventus): two legs UCL game all won

🔵 Meanwhile, Chelsea’s Enzo vs Cuti – Licha-Garnacho – Julian – Mac Allister – Dibu: all LOSE 😭

Sad to know we don’t get to see Cuti vs Licha during the Spurs clash against United because of Licha’s injury, but at least we get to see Juli-Enzo together once again 💕

FROM THIS >>>> TO THIS

I'm not crying, you are :')

🟥 El Huevo got a red card that prevented him from playing in the Final match

The hard pill from having “The All-Argentinian Final” 😔

The more (Muchachos play in the same team), the better 💕

⚽ Molina dedicated his goal to Angelito Correa (who missed the game due to the death of his beloved Mother)

Is this even legal to have 5 Argentines in 1 club 😭😭

Lisandro Martinez es como mi padre - Garnacho on MUTV

In September, if all is well and Ten Haag is nice to us, let’s hope to see these two together play for Argentina, as what a stroke of bad luck that we had when in March it was Garnacho who couldn’t join the squad during the 1st FMD, and last month we missed Licha when Garnacho made his debut 😩

⚫⚪ Being Juventini for 20 years I’m happy both of them left the club, especially after Juventus’ point deduction that made them couldn’t participate in any Europe competition. And although to me they playing there is like a failed project aka wrong decision, at least I got to see Di Maria scored a hattrick (Sofascore rating solid perfect 10) and Paredes also got MOTM with his superb free kick goal (against Lecce) ⚽

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2022/2023 Season wrap-up:

CONGRATULATIONS:

Lautaro & Tucu for winning Super Coppa and Coppa Italia 2022-23 (Lautaro scored in both final matches) 🏆🏆

Licha & Garnacho for winning Carabao Cup 2022-23 🏆

Messi for winning Ligue1 2022-23 🏆

Gio Simone for winning Serie A 2022-23 🏆

Otamendi for winning La Primeira Liga 2022-23 🏆

Montiel, Acuña, Papu, Lamela, & Ocampos for Winning UEL 2022-23 🏆

Manu Lanzini for winning UECL 2022-23 🏆

↳ Not to mention Brighton & Hove Albion who finished #6 which makes them qualified for UEL Group Stage 👏 and Aston Villa (#7) who for the 1st time in 12 years have qualified for European competition (UECL Qualifier) 👏

Finally and above all, triple applause for ‘La Araña que pica’ Julian for winning the Treble [EPL-FA Cup-UCL] with City 🏆🏆🏆

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📌 Honorable mention from me goes to Facu Medina:

MAN IS ON A MISSION 🤭

We were talking, you know what Leo is as a person and as a player. To be honest, I congratulated him and thanked him for the World Cup - Facu Medina on his chat with Messi after the game @ SC_ESPN

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👋 if you enjoy reading this post you can also click here to similar posts I have already made:

(1) Little Things I Love from La Scaloneta

(2) Hilarious & Heartwarming stories about La Scaloneta

(3) Crackhead Muchachos

(4) Full thread about AFA's Tournament de Truco

(5) Full thread about Players' room arrangement (¿Quién duerme con quién?) + more gifs about Messi and the gang

Coming up next: Argentina FMD + Holiday picts, stay tuned 😉

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alexissara · 23 hours

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Even More Of My Lesbian OCs

It's time for another wave of OC chat! This is my favorite thing to write because, I want to write about my OCs. Please give me more excuses to write about my OCs, ask me questions or some shit, I want to talk about them. This time we're covering my most current Campaigns OC and some older TTRPG OCs as well as one Text based roleplay OC. I figure this is the most fun way to celebrate Lesbian Visibility Week. Let's talk about lesbians.

By Littleinksheep

Flora Feral aka Twister

Flora is a fun OC in that she was based off of a character from my Webcomic Wish from an early issue I never got to release and I reenvisioned the concept for the cancelled podcast I was on Super Streets. Since then she's been slightly tweaked again a few times as she has gone to slightly different settings since Super Streets cancelation and changes in the people that could be in her life. She was a doomed playbook in Masks so she has the associated tropes although those existed in the OG version of the OC which was created before Masks: The Next Generation was even published. Flora Feral is possessed by the goddess Sorra, a powerful elder goddess forgotten to history whom her mother sacrificed her too after finding out she was trans and wanting nothing to do with her. Sorra killed her mother in turn but granted the family the fortune that was her end of the bargain. Flora died but came back perhaps thanks to Sorra or perhaps thanks to her own will regardless she is slowly being consumed by Sorra, every part of her spirit and herself will one day be Sorra and there will be no Flora left at all. With her limited time she tries to hold Sorra back from killing people and to make the world a better place even knowing every time she uses her powers it brings her own demise ever closer. Flora lost her girlfriend getting visions of Sorra killing her if they remained together she broke up with her and had been a solo act since even if she cares deeply for people she worries about how Sorra may hurt them.

By Littleinksheep

Mystic Cutie L aka Mara

Mara is from my most active and recent campaign in the Setting Hope At Art's End, a Setting that you may be able to play yourself in the next Thirsty Sword Lesbians expansion. Mara is a magical girl from the world of Mystic Cutie Sailor L. She's the leading lady and when her world was being altered by the Mouse Princess to turn into the "family friendly" Sandwich Squad her girlfriends in a moment of clarity gathered their power up to set her free by launching her into another world and send her into Art's End. Loaded with the trauma of being turned into "Cutie lettuce" Mara attempted to pantomime acting like her old self but she had a deep rage, sorrow and more she felt would manifest when fighting agents of The Mouse Princess. Mara does her best to keep it together but until she saved her world she was really struggling to make connections always feeling like she shouldn't feel real joy when her girlfriends were suffering in their own world forced to act out a shame of a life. She's now happily shifted from the Trickster playbook over to The Matriarch and it was really fun to explore a take on the Trickster that actually worked for me since normally it was one of my least favorite conflicts to play.

By Littleinksheep

Fearless aka Maria, Elena and Sapphire

Coming from a Masks Campaign Fearless is an adaption of some concepts from a comic I have had on the back burner for a long time Lipstick. The Reformed Fearless was made up of two girls fused together and their persona that formed between the two of them as their own person. Maria gave up her life of crime to make it where Elena and Sapphire wouldn't need to have to deal with the consquences of her actions but also to help her crush EliZe the elder goddess live her dream of being a super hero. They joined a team of teen super heroes and helped fight against the wild forces attacking the city from alien dragons to evil companies they dealt with it all. All the while being one of the most chaotic elements on the team always willing to challenge what was good or evil. Maria dated a teenage reincarnation of Morgan Le Fey, the fearless trio had a big polycule, their was time travel and all sorts of good stuff between the three. As they grew together they eventually decided to leave the team behind to open up a bakery Elena wanted to do and for them to return to a life of being gay doing crime now that they've dealt with the system more and saw all of it's flaws. They do keep up friendly relationships with several former team members including becoming the arch enemy of one of their best friends but like in a fun way, almost romantic.

By Littleinksheep

Xena and Seraphina Aka Dreamer and Loki

Another set of OCs I used in a Masks campaign brings in Xena and Seraphina. Xena was The Brain and Seraphina was The Legacy. I played both at the same time unable to pick between the two I simply tied the pair together. Xena and Seraphina are girlfriends who love each other a lot. Xena was kidnapped by the queen of nightmares and while she was kidnapped for her genius mind Seraphina become Loki to try and save her but in the end was still unable to break into the realm of Nightmares. Xena escaped Nightmare and the pair were reunited becoming super heroes as they attempted to defeat an company that was at odds with nightmare too. The pair did their best to play both sides along with their friends eventually managing to take both forces out. The two both fell for other women but remained together in a polyamarous relationship. The two can be a bit co-dependent at first but as they recovered from their trauma they learned to count on the others alot more.

Azucar Scamsly Glasc

Azucar isn't from any particular campaign but instead if an OC that comes from a League Of Legends inspired written roleplay. She is my problematic baby girl, my sweet terrible child. Azucar is Renata Glasc's girlfriend but to keep it under cover she's technically adopted by her and simply a musical talent she is using to earn revenue across Runeterra but particularly from the Piltovens. She is part of a found family of swindlers originally intending to just scam some money from Renata with her job singing at a Zaunite club the two came to mutually respect each other as they both one uped each other in a mental battle. Azucar might have been able to match Renata at wits but she is 100% on her team and devoted to her goals happily submissive to her dommy girlfriend. She's always down to do a murder, manipulate people, put on a role or a character and really just mess around with folks. She is part Fairy but hides that part of herself since people don't believe Fairies are even real but her powers prove they very much are. Azucar has been through the ringer living life as a poor zonite orphan and she's seen the high life of Piltover being the best friend to one of the richest people in Piltover. Azucar refuses to live a life being treated like dirt and she'll do whatever it takes to live the kind of life she wants. Renata puts that into a cause she can believe in, burning down Piltover which puts her in an angsty situation with her best friend and long time crush. It is really fun to really root her in the setting and explore the characters and world that will likely never really get explored to their fullest.

Check out my Patreon and Ko-fi if you want me to make more art and have more free time for more OCs and then posting about them.

#OCs #OC #Lesbians #Lesbian #Lesbian OC #lesbian visibility week #renata glasc

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kachimera · 11 months

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Let's get our boy Leon out of the way :>

Ah yes my precious boi

My NOTP: hmmm, him x any of the other Belmonts

My BROTP: Leon and Rinaldo aka local old man recovers his freedom thanks to local ex-knight dummy, adopts him and gives him much needed support in return.

My OTP: Leon x Mathias bc i love the angst of friends to unfulfilled(?) lovers to deathly enemies. They were canon war besties who complimented eachother's talents, with a strong mutual trust and that's so precious to me, the way these two are both so dear to eachother and so capable of hurting eachother. Hnnng

My second choice pairing: Leon x Sara. My absolute tragic cuties. They were meant to be a happy cute couple but *someone* had to ruin it. And so they are separated by death but remain together, just not in the way they wanted :^) (I like to think as both also complimenting eachother but more in terms of personalities). I'd say this one is on almost the same level as Mathleon to me, idk i just adore both.

My fluffy pairing: See above :)

My angsty pairing: Aside from the two pairings above ( Will he ever catch a break ? Lol no), I think Leon x Joachim, with both having the drama of conflicting morals and being the other's main support (for better and worse) has loads of potential (i should do something for these two one day)

My favorite poly ship: him x the entire LoI cast The og human squad. Just a knight, his betrothed, his war boyfriend, and said bf's loved wife. And also, AU where Mathias doesnt ruins everything and instead moves in with Leon n Sara, everyone else takes it as "ah yes the man was so depressed they let him stay so he wont die of grief" and i mean that's true but they also smooch eachother <3. And Leon x Sara x Joachim AU bc I can

Weirdest pairing: I already said the entire cast didn't I? Leon n Walter, for a very crucial reason: it hot. And maybe Leon x Soma ? Im not sure on that last one in romantic terms but *shrugs* Honestly anyone who is capable of giving this poor guy a successful relationship with no deaths involved (or not :) ) (btw Death you can stay)

#nobody ask me to elaborate or i will give a 38 pages essay filled with mad rambles (pls do)#castlevania #leon belmont #me answers

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formulaonedirection · 2 years

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i’m new to supporting spurs and know nothing so can you please scream about any players of your choosing

HI you're in luck because I don't feel like working on any of my WIPs so here is some cutiprop

Cuti aka Cristian Romero IS our best defender MAYBE PERHAPS one of the best PL defenders currently. He likes pulling hair - sometimes for good

Sometimes for evil

He's all death kill murder die foul foul foul choke

But he's just a lil sweetie too

Anyway this is a pro Cuti blog! I like what Conte said about him that he's fearless and I think he's good for our squad in terms of talent and on pitch morale and he's just also extremely cute. In conclusion here is a photo of him and pessi for no reason except I think he looks adorable

#a nice and short one #thanks for the distraction babes #let's do one every week.....#cuti #spurs #*tot #asks

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ponyguru · 2 years

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Another cute find, from last summer; the Snap Squad! My family and I got into watching the Camp Cretaceous series, and since I’m a toy collector, of course I wanted to see what toy tie-ins they had! Although Jurassic Park has plenty of dinosaur toys, I fell in love with these cuties; they’re cartoony and I love their little gimmick of chomping! I found these first at the Mattel store, but I think I finally decided to buy them at Target! I’ve found a few more since last summer, but these were my first four! Triceratops, Spinosaurus, Carnotaurus aka Toro, and Velociraptor! #campcretaceous #snapsquad #jurassicpark #dinosaur https://www.instagram.com/p/CcwhiBCrS0i/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#campcretaceous #snapsquad #jurassicpark #dinosaur

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moonlight-jun · 2 years

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mcnd ~ christmas special

#mcndnetwork #mcnd #mcnd castle j #mcnd bic #mcnd minjae #mcnd huijun #mcnd win #son seongjun #nam seungmin #song minjae #noh huijun #bang junhyuk #aka the cutie squad #*

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mettrow · 3 years

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He’s on my back, I cannot get up at all. I’m stuck

he’s digging his claws into my back help-

there's no going back now. i wish i could help you, but all i can do is wish you luck, brave warrior

#he's asserting his dominance #Asks!#beautiful people awesome friends #Don my beloved uwu #and also Merlin doing Merlin stuff because he's a cutie #this post was made by the M.P.S. AKA Merlin Protection Squad

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saph-y · 5 years

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Smol doodles of smol aliens u3u

@rakiah @wereleel @captain-harkniss

#star wars #swtor #cathar #arkanian #gazelle #asher harkniss #ava harkniss #wynn #aka the little blond cutie above #who is lina and beth 's adopted daughter #my art #havoc squad rp

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zackcrazyvalentine · 3 years

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cue crowley crying in the back because his students are finally uniting

YES NURSE MC !!! I JUST KNOW THOSE FUCKERS WOULD GET HIT ON PURPOSE AND THEN BD LIKE “the pain is unbearable 😩 ! MC kiss it better please ?” i’m looking at you floyd , ace and ruggie , we all know that bitch didn’t touch you

THEY WOULD USE KALIM , ORTHO AND PROBABLY CHEKA BECAUSE HE WILL COME SO THAT MC IS ALWAYS DISTRACTED , i shall call this one the cutie squad

Playing dirty is basically nrc’s motto for real i never saw those play fair-

if rsa think they have a chance when MALLEUS aka daddy angy dragon AND LEONA aka daddy angsty kitty ARE ABOUT TO LOSE THEIR MC-

vil would probably curse the disk so that hit rsa everytime

ACTUALLY THEY WOULD GER HIT KN PURPOSE AND BE LIKE “see how hard they hit me 🙁😩 ? i can’t believe rsa is so mean 😢 “ SO THAT MC WOULD HAVE A IMPRESSION OF THEM

also che’nya in the back laughing is ass off

BUT DO CONSIDER THIS

cheerleader mc

LIKE MC APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE CUTEST NRC CHEERLEADING OUTFIT ????

THEY WOULD GO WILD (idia would just die but that’s just a detail)

MC ??? CHEERLEADING OUTFIT???? FOR THEM ??? i swear to god rsa is not getting out of here alive-

just one ☝🏾 one ☝🏾 “Go go NRC ! ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶” ONE AND ITS OVER . RSA IS GONNA CRY FOR CENTURIES BECAUSE OF HOW HUMILIATING THIS TOURNAMENT WAS .

also i just realized that half the asks you respond to are mine i need to calm the fuck down skdkdkkddk-

OMG NO, IT’S OKAY!! U’re pretty much the only one sending chatty asks like this 👉👈 it’s totally okay, I don’t mind~

DJSKFHJDS LIKE HOW CROWLEY CRIED IN THE PROLOGUE

MC TRULY IS A BEASTTAMER, LOOK AT HOW THEY MAKE NRC COME TOGETHER LIKE THIS!!!

Ace, Ruggie, Floyd definitely will do that asdfds

I feel like Leona would, too, but he’s more preoccupied with taking down RSA to leave their magicless darling alone

OMG THE CUTIE SQUAAAAAAD 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

YES YES YES, MAKE MAC HAVE FULL HANDS WITH TAKING CARE OF THESE BOYS (but more so specially with Kalim and Cheka ‘cuz Ortho is a little more independent... just gotta keep an eye out for his trigger happy antics of wanting to blow the school up LOL MAYBE THAT’S HY HE’S PUSHED ONTO MC, BC HE IMMEDIATELY WENT TO THAT AS THE ONLY OPTION TO NOT HAVE RSA PESTER THEM ANYMORE)

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OKAY, BUT... THIS IS THE O N L Y O N E T I M E LEONA WILLINGLY MAKES AN ALLIANCE WITH BOTH, VIL AND MALLEUS

“Alright you pretentious idiots, as much as I hate this, we HAVE to make sure RSA get the message across: MC is OURS and ours ALONE”

“Leave it to me...” Vil pipes in, after rolling his eyes at the name calling in the Lion’s side, “I’m sure no one will suspect much of a disk randomly hitting RSA students, or would they?”

“Make it extra painful”

The model smiled mischievously, “Already on it”

Leona turned to Malleus, sighing in slight irritation at having to work together with him. “And you... don’t even think about going easy on them.”

“Oh?” Draconia smirked, “But it was never in my plans to go easy on them.”

“No, you know what I’m speaking of,” Green eyes looked at his rival’s own green orbs, “You tone down some of your movements in random intervals... Stop with that, and tell Vanrouge to cease with it too... We must teach those bastards a lesson, MC came to NRC, and they definitely need no rescuing.”

For once, Malleus agreed with the beastman. “I’ll stop, only if you give it your all in the field, as well. No use on letting yourself get defeated and give up after one single game. Get it through their thick skulls, MC is to stay at NRC with us.”

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Tbh Che’nya is probably the lest RSA boy the Academy has fjhdsjkfjd

He can immediately see through NRC’s plan, so he decides to be the “neutral” one and keep himself off anyone’s side

Meanwhile, MC is already going: “Oh my! RSA are truly despicable! >:c Who would’ve though those boys hated NRC so much to constantly hit them with the disk!” (wait wait wait, don’t turn MC into an oblivious naïve one, Zack)

That, or they’re like: “Goddamn it, these idiots... Why I do love them so much that I would actually bail them out of getting into serious trouble due to their dirty cheating?” (welcome to being charmed by dumbasses, MC... or as we like to call it, the Twst Fandom)

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JFHGFKJGLJDFK O M G Y E S MC IN A CHEERLEADING UNIFORM

THE BOYS SPOT THEM IN THE UNIFORM, SCREAMING AND WAVING A BANNER, OR POMPOMS, OR FANS.... IMMEDIATE HEART EYES AND 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘 SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

You bet every dorm will want a personalized cheer and for them to say it right as their team is about to head out into the field, the boost they all needed to HUMILIATE RSA AND MAKE THEM EAT THEIR DIRT

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This is such wonderful scenario lol

Thank you for blessing me, blessing us, with your ideas, anon!!

#sorry for lack of emojis #answering on my laptop aaa #ALSO i ADORE THE KAOMOJI YOU USE ANON #SO FITTING AND CUTE #zask #twisted wonderland

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whomst-art-thou-whomst-whomst · 3 years

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Time Raiders: Or, And Here You Were Thinking The Lost Tomb’s Wu Xie Was The Worst Case Scenario Gay Disaster

Coping with stress and deadlines=comfort shows…not 100% sure how this universe became my comfort shows but here we are.

We open with your usual “What the fuck” background wherein there’s a snake empress and her bae something something scheme and we meet our Zhang Qiling—we actually get to see the qilin that is contained?represented? In his sweetass tattoo before we get a brief history of Wu Xie as a prepubescent house-breaking disaster who achieves one (1) coin that Will Be Significant.

Zhang Qiling is a grumpy little fucker, not yet in his hoodie noir aesthetic stage but slightly more sociable here! if by sociable we mean he gets into fights during the usual Wu family “this will be easy peasy haha nothing to worry abt” pre-tomb raiding get-together, where he finally encounters bebe Wu Xie! Who is being an adorable pain in the ass getting in everyone’s way because after all it’s a day ending in y.

The precious deer himself, Lu Han, is our Wu Xie. I actually found myself really enjoying his portrayal—he just looks incredibly innocent and sweet, nonstop 🥺, with a mischievous little smile. Also, we get facets of Wu Xie’s personality established here that foreshadow how he will grow into the mess we all adore and facepalm over: his intelligence and curiosity outweigh silly things like “basic self preservation” and “not dangerous shit” and we get a glimpse of that dark humor. On the pingxie front, we see the origins of his immediate and relentless insistence on Getting To Know Zhang Qiling, aka the beginners guide to stalking someone.

Normal people: nice to meet you, how are you doing?

Wu Xie: *assigns Zhang Qiling a name, aims gun at his own face to test Zhang Qiling’s niceness, takes pictures of him every five minutes*

Zhang Qiling: hope this doesn’t awaken something in me—

Xiao Ge is thus clearly in crisis from the beginning where he is first to flirt (?????) by…cutting off Wu Xie’s necklace and then handing it back to him? Idk maybe this is second base for the Zhangs. Anyway it’s clear that he’s already like “isn’t there a cutie pie moppet club meeting that’s missing its president oh god I think he’s cute fuck fuck fuck”. The rest of Wu squad isn’t as fleshed out; Wu San Xing seems borderline competent, which is weird for the wine uncle, although Pan Zi is his usual perky BAMF self. We get Pangzi yayyy!! Albeit at first not on the pals side. Currently working for Hendrix, an old white man kinda explorer who watches from his high tech little lab. Also Pangzi def brought a microwave burrito to the tomb raid and he’s right—and frankly Ah Ning can do whatever she wants, she’s sexy and badass.

There’s also a strange moment where Zhang Qiling asks Wu Xie the question everyone in the audience, his entire family, god, tomb zombies etc have wondered: why are you, with your dark academia outfit and chipmunk charm, here on this trip? And we actually get a straight answer!! From WU XIE OF ALL PEOPLE. He’s trying to figure himself out as a person, he is incredibly curious, and he has peak bebe of the family energy in admitting that the more people tell him not to go, he wants to go. Although to begin with, his main role is nerding out and snapping pictures of everything while flirting with Zhang Qiling. Love that for him.

Meanwhile, Wu Xie is like 🥺what if…our first date was in this tomb?? And Zhang Qiling is like, I have no choice but to kiss you, I mean protect you, …and we get these big smiles and outright laughs from him??? Which isn’t the Xiao Ge I know, but for some reason I think it fits here with sheltered lil Doe-Eyes McDimple.

And then there are spontaneous tornadoes and something happening in outer space. Sure. Tbh at this point in this universe I’m not even surprised. Something something snake empress, something something key, etc. The tomb-raiding plot unfortunately interferes with what was shaping up to be a great first date for pingxie, and Wu Xie sets off a cool lighting system for what is undoubtedly the first and last time he will ever make a good decision in a tomb raid.

Sure enough, like two minutes later he plays with some little puppet musical instrument and the puppet’s eyes MOVE. Upsetting. And then the tomb trap fuckery commences—hallucinations, choreographed dance/escapes from swords, pingxie’s first dramatic “catch you in my arms” and Wu Xie participates in the long tradition of “twink plays the flute to ward off bad shit” Good times. I do like that we get a glimpse of how selfless Wu Xie is capable of being—he ends up on a collapsing floor and is all #pingxiepriorities and wants to get Zhang Qiling’s memories for him via camera instead of worrying abt his life. Classic xiaoge 🙁 and Wu Xie 💀 😍 situation

A summary of the peak action scene:

Time Raiders: there aren’t any snakes in this one

Me: oh whew what a nice break

Time Raiders: there are extremely aggressive worms

Me: what

Time Raiders: also a Venus fly trap woman

Me: …

Time Raiders: how about some steampunk type inventions? We got those too.

#time raiders #whomst #the lost tomb #pingxie

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tanzaniiite · 3 years

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BREAK UP BLUES • PRETTY SETTER SQUAD

requests: OPEN

warnings: break ups

a/n: i ‘ve had one break up in my whole 18 years of living, therefore i’m an expert 😋

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alt. title: how the p.s.s. reacts when you break up with them

he would be so… lost

suga seems like the type of person that when he loves, he loves hard

so when you come out of the blue (seemingly) talking about breaking up, he will literally be at a lost for words

genuinely won’t understand and will try to hear you out but the drumming in his ears is way too loud for him to hear anything your saying

“..but yeah, i’m not ready for a relationship and i just need to work on myself right now”

“yeah yeah of course, i.. uh, hope you find yourself”

ngl this man is bitter abt the break up, you claim you need to work on yourself which is fine but why would you put yourself in a relationship if you weren’t technically ready?

kōshi is heartbroken for the most part, and would like to still be friends with you after his wounds heal

but that idea is immediately thrown out the window when he sees you in a relationship only after six months of y’all breaking up

i thought you had to work on yourself?

most likely caught on to the fact you wanted to break up long before it happens

he’s observant and he loves you, of course he’ll notice

thinks it’s because he doesn’t spend much time with you or because he isn’t huge on pda

starts to change himself to fit what he thinks you want, gets to the point where he’s not even himself

kenma just loves you so much and although he’ll never vocalize it; he doesn’t want to lose you

so if he had to become a different person for you to stay, then he will

unfortunately this just makes things worse

“kozume, we should break up. these past few months have been weird and it’s like i don’t even know who you are”

he can’t even respond. can’t tell if he’s more distraught over you breaking up with him or from you calling him by his last name

you’ve never done that, even when the two of you were just friends

doesn’t fight you on your decision, he’s tired

once the whole ordeal is said and done, he calls kuroo

being his best friend, kuroo has seen kenma sad before but…

this was the first time he’s ever heard kenma cry so openly

i have never wrote for this man, pls have mercy

anyways he personally reminds me of myself

meaning he has that, “i’ll hurt you before you hurt me” mentality (aka. self sabotaging)

is it healthy? absolutely not but he can’t help it

if he feels you becoming distant or seemingly pulling away from him little by little, he will become extremely paranoid

now semi doesn’t seem like the type to beg anyone to stay with him because that’s just not his style

but he’ll definitely fight until he can’t no more

the nail in the coffin was when he saw your stuff disappear from your shared apartment little by little

obviously confronts you about it and swears his heart stopped when you say you’re moving back in with your parents for a bit

eita knew what that meant, he wasn’t stupid

so before you can utter another word, he blurts out:

“we should break up.”

“h-huh?”

can tell he caught you off guard and despite being upset, he can’t help but feel a little proud

he got to hurt you, before you hurt him

…but then why was he hurting so much?

it’s mutal… or so you thought

akaashi would be shocked when you bring up the idea of breaking up

but because he’s in tune with his emotions, he wouldn’t show it

instead he’ll pretend he was thinking abt the same thing, when he definitely was not

“i think we should break up, keiji. i’m just not feeling this relationship anymore, sorry”

“no need to apologize, i was just thinking the same thing”

on the inside he would be so confused

where did he go wrong? was it something he did? was he so boring that you got bored of the relationship?

all these questions with no answers

he strikes me as the type to throw himself into his work on a regular basis but this increased tenfold once you break up with him

it’s to the point where he neglects himself and bokuto has to come over or this man will starve

doesn’t cry abt it, obviously he’s sad but he just doesn’t have it in him to cry

crying won’t fix anything, so why bother?

you announcing that you want to break up throws him for a loop

he genuinely didn’t see anything wrong with your relationship so he’s hella confused

“you.. want to break up?”

“yeah, i just think we should move on and see other people”

“why? i don’t want to see other people, i want you”

this poor man

of course he respects your decision, no matter how much he hates it

and i feel like he wouldn’t register the fact the two of you broke up until he vocalizes it

“what happened between you and y/n?”

“oh. we broke up”

“…we broke up”

that’s when it hits him the hardest

doesn’t seem like the type to cry about it but he has shed a few tears

kageyama will just throw himself into his volleyball career and swear off dating for a while

he doesn’t want to put himself out there just to get his heart broken again

this man has been through break ups before so this isn’t his first rodeo

but honestly wasn’t expecting it, he thought y’all were good

clearly not

“—i’m sorry, i wish you nothing but the best though”

he tuned out the minute he heard break up and didn’t tune back in until that last bit

and unlike semi, oikawa does strike me as the type to beg you to stay

“you really wanna give this up?”

“come on cutie, we can work this out!”

“why are you giving up on us?”

“y/n… please.”

it’s extremely painful for both you and him (more so him, of course)

i hope you aren’t too close with his friends bc they will avoid you, especially iwaizumi

it’s nothing personal but they knew tooru first and they don’t want to “betray” him

oikawa will cry about the whole thing but only by himself

to the public, he’s perfectly fine.

“better off without you” he says

it’s not like the love of his life broke his heart, why wouldn’t he be fine?

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First impressions of your moots vs impression now

AYEEEE LEZ GET IT!

Hello bitches ✨ YOUR GAL IS BACK 😎🍸 stronger than ever

okay soo

my first ever moot was @swagmonsterofficial !! She DM me and suddenly look at her blog growth! DAMN SO MUCH CONTENT SO MUCH FUN, SO MUCH DEDICATION 👏. FI : She lowkey flexed about being smart in her class hahaha and I was laughing along (coz lol we're on the same shoes just that she is natural smart, i am the study hard one) annd yeah now, she really is showing her hard work and never ending passion of making new content. She's so cool. swag

then I think I became moots with @neopalette the baby I rise in tumblr 😅💖 FI? She's a sweetheart, or more like I was super bold approaching her in DM she got flustered. CUTE! but then yeah she's just so precious. Current FI : Watch my baby start posting stories and accepting requests! AND THEY ARE SO ADORABLEE 💖 also she's so kind like she asked me to tag her on every story I made and that really made me speechless when she asked me that. Thanks bub you're da best 🥺😍

Then of course its @yutahoes My everything, the older sister I have in tumblr! The one I can tell all my stories and the one who just talks so casually with me about girl talks. OH First impression was me dm-ing her about one fanfic, it's "Different" and I dm her asking about Haru! Then we kinda talk (or more like I annoy her by reading her other works and just ask her a lot details and commented a lot under the work with the other yuta angel OG team 😎 they're next in moots.) So, I got close to Nina after sharing the same vibes of writing "domestic daddy Yuta" and we kinda idk click or she is just so kind that she accepts me... sooner we become closer, she knows all the embarrassing stories I imagined writing like the laundry idea hahaha! The zoom class thing (that guy is so cute but i never got his contact) and well she just knows everything. Current FI : She's strong talented, a whole package, but she just doesn't knows it. SUPER HUMBLE. SUPER FUN ACTUALLY WHEN YOU KNOW HER 💕🌹 luuv!

Then its @ailoveyuta YUTA ANGEL SQUAD! We haven't interacted that much but seeing that we hype Nina a lot back then, my FI was "BIG YUTA STAN AND NINA STAN" We gotta catchup!

Then there's @2-3-t-i I'm pretty sure we also met in Nina's comment section! FI : Amazing, now? even cooler

(hold your braces, I am talking so much sorry!)

Next is @canadianwatermelon SOOO Funny story! Foxy has always been liking my incorrect superm, like every day I saw their pfp in my activity bar, and I won't lie their blog name is soo catchy (at least for me) I MEMORIZED IT, WITH THE ICONIC PFP TOO and the backdrop was MARK'S SILHOUETTE RIGHT?! then I finally dm them just to say "Yow I like your blog name, it's so precious keep it." AND BOOM MOOTS. EVEN IN INSTA. FI : They're cool, super chaotic (coz liking my incorrect superm aka same humor vibe). THEN there was one time we got quite close, I kept checking on them and maybe they forgot but once Foxy was thanking me in DM for staying with them and I just felt like oh gosh I need to protect them at all cost! How you doing?

THEN OMG MY MAPPLE SISTERRR!! I mean I've been reading her stories and we became moot not long after that.. I guess. I forgot how we met, but Charm is a great sister and she's just living up to her name, charming! Princess Charming 👌💖 Current FI : Sis, your charm changes when I bring out all #ohcanada jokes lol but i love you more in that vibe 🍁😘

@taemin-jaemin aka swagmonsta gal in the beginning

@nini-eexxo - FI - CRACK. LIKE YOW SHE'S LEGIT SO FUN. I wanna crash into a party with her, sadly both of us are still under aged lmaooo but yeah. She kept checking on me and she's super nice.

THEN WE HAVE MY COOL CYBER EONNIE @full-hd-sun FI : Super nice and funny, but omg she's pretty! SHE IS PRETTY! I REPEATTT and she's just so caring. current FI : Strong sis, you can do everything okay! ALSO SHE IS SO COOL COZ SHE DEALS WITH CYBER THINGS (which i have 0 knowledge about so.. cool)

@bigbrainenergytingz FI : THIRSTY OVER JENO. CURRENT FI : SUPER THIRSTY FOR JENO. periodt. 😘👌 Super fun to tease,

@jaesqueso - aesthetic, aesthetic, neomu aesthetic periodt. i won't change my FI and current, the aesthetic level is just wayy over the atmosphere

@dundun-baby Muahaaha FI : She was trying to guess my astronomy birth stars, failed lolll current fi : we suddenly disappear after both of us saying "OMG I ALSO LOVE TO DEBATE" 🤡

ONE MORE

@hen-marks99 FI : cutie, and brave! Asked me if I could tag her on the tag games, and sorry I sometimes forgot (i will remember it from now promise) BUT CURRENT IMPRESSION : AYEE FELLOW TRY GUYS FAN!!! We're stanning TRY WIVES and TRY CREWS and yeah we're LIT 🍸✨

yup that's all, or at least the one I am mostly talking and tagging and actively engaged.

This was making me remember how we met and it's just so nice

take care everyone! Love you 💖

#cosmic answers #answered ask #moots game #moots #oh canada #maple sis

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YOU SUCK AT GAMING

— You’re a YouTuber known for your chaotic yet wholesome content and Shinsou is a gamer who keeps getting accused of being an eboy. One day you upload a video trying your hand at gaming and Shinsou tweets out about how much you suck.

pairing: shinsou hitoshi x fem!reader

genre: youtube au, crack, humor, fluff

status: completed

asks: 👾 | memes: 🤡

warnings: mentions of alcohol and weed, sexual references/humor, toxic past relationships!! (mainly crack/fluff, but contains mature themes and suggestive content; 16+!)

a/n: eboy!gamer!shinsou is finally here and I’M SO HYPED AHHHH,, beware: this social media au contains dumb gaming references, an overuse of memes and emojis, and big crackhead energy. i really hope y’all enjoy!! xx sof

introductions

🎮 part one - so i’m a gamer now...

🎮 part two - tiktok reject eboy headass

🎮 part three - a whole ass potluck

🎮 part four - best gamer gorl

🎮 part five - help wanted

🎮 part six - pls forgive me senpai

🎮 part seven - that’s more like it, kitten

🎮 part eight - some weird sort of foreplay

🎮 part nine - hottest clown in clown school

🎮 part ten - e, f, g-boy

🎮 part eleven - first date kinda nervous

🎮 part twelve - save the smooch for later

🎮 part thirteen - ok clout chaser

🎮 part fourteen - anime girl nosebleeds

🎮 part fifteen - what the frickity frackity fuck

🎮 part sixteen - upsetti spaghetti

🎮 part seventeen - are you kitten me???

🎮 part eighteen - y/n’s b-words

🎮 part nineteen - from one e-boy to the next

🎮 part twenty - embarrassed horny uwu love

🎮 part twenty one - think we fooled them?

🎮 part twenty two - just dance party

🎮 part twenty three - bakugou and the condiment bottles

🎮 part twenty four - a denny’s parking lot

🎮 part twenty five - rich ppl stoves

🎮 part twenty six - can we talk?

🎮 part twenty seven - maybe kinda sorta

🎮 part twenty eight - eboy noodle gamer arms

🎮 part twenty nine - just date already

🎮 part thirty - love at first sight

🎮 part thirty one - orgy at denki’s

the end

bonus scenes

👾 valentine’s day special - operation ilovebot

lovely fanart

🎨 fanmade cover

🎨 ysag!yn + nn!yn chaos

🎨 tiktok famous eboy!shinsou

🎨 soft eboy!shinsou

🎨 our lord and savior eboy!shinsou

🎨 eboy!bakugou sketch

🎨 eboy!bakugou that makes me fsjfhjkffj

🎨 pt.1: “did an eboy just call me cute?!”

🎨 pt.1: shinsou said damn y/n is cUTE cute

🎨 game night with a cheating eboy

🎨 eboy!shinsou art that makes me want him to step on my throat

🎨 y/n about to vibe check shinsou’s ass

🎨 crackhead impersonates an eboy and apologizes to herself

🎨 part 2 aesthetic u.u

🎨 ysag doodles ft. rate the eboy fit

🎨 smol ysag eboy!shinsou sketch

🎨 shinsou aesthetic

🎨 pink y/n aesthetic

🎨 eboy king y/n

🎨 y/n calling shinsou a eboy headass

🎨 y/n + shinsou love child

🎨 “hello ham fam” (y/n turns denki into an eboy!)

🎨 angsty emo eboy!shinsou

🎨 eboy!shinsou wiTH A BEANIE

🎨 “you’re kinda hot for a dumbass”

🎨 soft plant painter!deku who hates capitalism

🎨 the y/n duo 🥺 (i’m so soft fhsjfhfs)

🎨 pt.7: “kitten” => y/n is now pregnant

🎨 eboy!shinsou with the floofiest hair

🎨 soft girl!y/n

🎨 y/n as a clown that i would let step on my throat

🎨 ysag edit!

🎨 bakusquad + y/n youtube sleepover

🎨 the y/n duo cute as always

🎨 rated e for edgy

🎨 gamer gurl y/n

🎨 tired thirst trap eboy shinsou

🎨 doctor daddy and nurse kitten

✏️ “just like that” [shinsou x y/n smut, nsfw, 18+!!!]

🎨 pt.3: eboy!denki but with blond hair

🎨 y/n in a kitten sweater + thigh highs...i’m ready to risk it all for her

🎨 y/n [redacted] shinsou’s [redacted] during a livestream ;) [semi-nsfw!]

🎨 neko y/n!!

🎨 ysag cover ft. shinsou with tats

🎨 y/n in cat ear thigh highs and shinsous’ shirt (wifey material)

🎨 eboy!shinsou with a frEAKING LIP BITE YO

🎨 ynlovebot and ilove shinsou aka best stan accts ever!!

🎨 ghosty todoroki aesthetic wallpaper

🎨 pt.14: shinsou making y/n blush during the livestream

🎨 shinsou the superior eboy

🎨 pretty boy eboy shinsou

🎨 shinsou about to nut [nsfw, 18+!]

🎨 y/n sees wet shirtless shinsou straight out of the shower

🎨 y/n repping shindaddy merch

🎨 the biggest shiny/n stans

🎨 pt.17: y/n breaking shindaddy’s heart [comic of the party!]

🎨 shiny/n being cuties [16+, slightly suggestive!]

🎨 pt.18: sleepy shiny/n cuddles!!!

🎨 pt.18: MORE sleepy shiny/n cuddles

🎨 pt.17: kaminari is ready to party

🎨 pt.20: shinsou squishes y/n’s kirby cheeks

🎨 pt.20: y/n falls asleep on shinsou during the livestream

🎨 pt.18: shinsou sleeping on the T I D D Y

🎨 “pasta, you asshole” -- bakugou’s cooking channel

🎨 pt.25: shiny/n angst [only click if you want to cry]

🎨 shiny/n webtoon style!!!

🎨 our fav e-couple shiny/n

🎨 angsty shiny/n mini webtoon tt.tt [tw: domestic violence from akuhei]

🎨 shinsou drawing!

🎨 you suck at cooking -- bakugou naked in an apron

🎨 shinsou’s forehead tattoo: “date me, you clown”

🎨 e-girl!y/n

🎨 ghost hunter!todoroki tiktok

🎨 pt.30: shinsou and y/n adopt a puppy!

🎨 shiny/n sleepover

🎨 valentine’s day kny cosplay

🎨 shinsou sketch!

🎨 eboy gamer shinsou

🎨 denki marshmallows

✏️ “pro gamer move” [nsfw, smut, 18+!]

🎨 eboy!denki

🎨 ysag!shinsou vs. toya!shinsou

🎨 ysag!shinsou @ toya!shinsou (pre-part 25)

#you suck at gaming #masterlist #ysag masterlist #bnha #bnha x reader #bnha imagines #bnha fanfiction #shinsou x reader #shinsou hitoshi #shinsou hitoshi x reader #my hero academia #boku no hero academia

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agentnico · 2 years

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Peacemaker - Season 1 (2022) Review

“Peacemaker... what a joke.”

Plot: Picking up after the events of The Suicide Squad (2021), Peacemaker returns home after recovering from his encounter with Bloodsport, only to discover that his freedom comes at a price. Still held under Amanda Waller’s manipulative fingers, he must join ‘Project Butterfly’ - a black ops squad that targets parasitic, butterfly-like aliens.

Chris Smith, aka Peacemaker, is a ridiculous character. The red, white, and blue-clad superhero/supervillain is a walking, dude/bro-talking contradiction. Peacemaker is arrogant, socially unaware, misogynistic, and culturally insensitive. His ridiculousness extends not just to his costume (that’s not a toilet seat he’s wearing on his head, that’s a beacon of freedom!!) or to his pet bald eagle named Eagly, but also to his most commonly used catchphrase. “I cherish peace with all my heart,” says Peacemaker in The Suicide Squad. “I don’t care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.” Peacemaker is so cringey he’s essentially the DC version of Michael Scott if the Dunder Mifflin regional manager cursed like a sailor and murdered people. Okay, maybe not exactly, Peacemaker doesn’t end up throwing around “that’s what she said” jokes for no reason, but he is quite buffoon. However he’s a buffoon who you end up discovering having a softer side, and who’s current characteristics stem from his absolutely terrible childhood being raised by his neo-Nazi KKK-leading daddy played by Robert Patrick who is on top dick form here. But John Cena truly excels in the role of Peacemaker. In The Suicide Squad he gets some enjoyable one-liners, but at the end of the day he probably gets the least character development and at the end becomes a hated character for killing off Rick Flag. However this show very much reinvents the character and Cena steps up to the part, managing to balance James Gunn’s comedic script with moments of actual emotion. There are some scenes where Cena sheds a tear where I really did feel like “damn, those are some solid eye drops he used!”.

It’s not only a John Cena show though. Jennifer Holland manages to exhibit qualities of another badass on-screen woman, though it does seem a bit weird seeing as she’s James Gunn’s girlfriend in real life and he wrote her in for a character that is to be shipped with Peacemaker, at least that is suggested for future seasons. Does Gunn have a weird kink for seeing and directing his partners get with others on-screen? Hey, I’m just asking questions! Regardless, Steve Agee plays the tech guy of the group, and at first I didn’t think I was going to like him, but again due to the great script, his character gets treated to a few ongoing running gags throughout the series that actually made him quite memorable. Chukwudi Iwuji as the team leader with his own secrets brought style and class to his role. Not only in his dark and brooding outfits that made me wonder if he was Batman’s cousin, but also in the way he spoke. He just came off as a very cool guy. Robert Patrick I already mentioned plays a racist, and does a suspiciously good job which makes me wonder... is Robert Patrick a racist?? And Freddie Stroma plays Vigilante, which I kinda see as an amateur DC version of Deadpool. Stroma even a bit sounds like Ryan Reynolds, and the type of beating this dude gets in this show to the insults he throws about - he very much gave strong Deadpool vibes. Also I have to mention this actor named Christopher Heyerdahl who plays a police chief who’s undercover, as he plays this absolute psycho nutter, however from the bloopers you could just tell this guy absolutely relished playing this fairly minor but crazy role, and also he gives arguably one of the greatest Joker smiles I have ever seen on screen! And then there is Eagly, Peacemaker’s pet, who I mean c’mon, how can he not steal the show!? He’s an eagle. And his name is Eagly!!! And he’s a cute pet!! That eats out people’s eyes, but he’s still a cutie! F-ing love Eagly!!

The star of the show in Peacemaker is James Gunn. Yes, John Cena probably gives his best career performance, but James Gunn’s script is an absolute hoot, and it’s been absolutely great seeing how much creative freedom the Warner Bros’ bosses have been giving him in the DC world, as he’s been really bringing out some good stuff from the comics. That being said, in Slither alien parasites took over human hosts, in The Suicide Squad he had alien starfish take human hosts, in Peacemaker he has alien butterflies take human hosts.... I sense Gunn maybe is a bit repetitive in his villains, but seeing as how enjoyable this show is I’m going to let that one slide. But there better not be anymore human hosting in season 2 of Peacemaker, you hear me Gunn!! Don’t make me get my gun!

Overall score: 8/10

P.S. The finale of this show features a really funny DC collective cameo which I weirdly found hysterical. However Snyder Cut fans will rage I am sure.

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im-totally-not-an-alien · 3 years

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Final Fantasy 7 prompts # 73

1. Puppet! Cloud drops out from a random vortex after his master was defeated. Where did he land?

On Sephiroths office desk in Shinra tower of course. Sephiroth poked him with his pen a few times before Cloud woke up.

"Master!" The blond exclaimed as he wrapped the larger man in a hug. Of course. Of freaking course, thats when Genesis barged in with a stack of paperwork tucked under his arm, (not even bothering to knock mind you!) "Ugh, Seph, you are not going to believe-" the redclad figure stopped in his tracks.

"...this isn't what is looks like."

Genesis wiggled his eyebrows suggestivly, "Sure it isn't." And he was back out in the hall without another word. The soft click the door gave seemed much too loud in the silence and only seemed to add to Sephiroths humiliation.

Thus began Cloud following around his "Master" wherever he went while Sephiroth and the SOLDIERS/Turks did everything in their power to stop him, only to fail hilariously or get beaten up by the (comparatively) petite blond for thier efforts

2. The Holy Trinity encounter Winged! Cloud from the future or a parallel dimention or something and instead of viewing him as a monster they think he's an actual angel and treat him accordingly.

3. Cloud had just finished burying a dead chocobo (may she rest in peace) he had found when he heard a twig snap from behind him.

He reached for Tsurugis handle only to pause when he saw a bright yellow ball of plumage peek out from behind a tree. The blond let out a small laugh. That was by far the fluffiest chick he had ever seen, hells, it was a perfect circle/

Cloud reached down and picked up the baby, "Hello there, are you lost?"

"Kweh!" The little circle cried out and Cloud was quickly surrounded by three other chicks, all wild and overly fluffy. He absently wondered if this was a new breed while they preceeded to peck at him with little effect. He just scooped them up and drove them to Bills place after a ruddementry search of the nearby area.

That was the end of it.

Until he woke up the next morning with three of the chicks sleeping on top of him. The blond was baffled and got up to search for the fourth, only to find it perched on Denzels head, shifting its balance as to not fall whenever Denzel began nodding off, threatening to fall asleep and plant his face in his breakfast.

If Cloud took a picture-or a dozen-no one would have to know

4. A mysterious ailment has been effecting all the creatures Hojo created using Jenovas cells causing them to run amok. With Cloud missing and AVALANCHE busy dealing with rampaging monsters, Denzel and Marlene sneak off to search for the missing blond, but will they find him in time? Or will Cloud be in the same state as the others?

5. Reno found Cloud at a mall in some nowhere town dressed as a girl. He was originally planning to use this as blackmail material before Cloud came out to him as trans.

Now Reno goes out with him and helps him keep his cover...while disguised of course. Wouldn't want anyone to recognize him and- by extention- Cloud.

Besides, if anyone did recognize them, Cloud had full permission to blame Reno and let him take the fall for it.

6. The SOLDIERS apparently had a "Chocobo protection squad" when Cloud was a trooper. He had no idea why Reeve had insisted he read this annoyingly thick file on it until he realized half way through the first page that it was about him

He was the "precious cutie chocobo that must be protected from the evils of the world"

Cloud wanted to burn it on principle...but was too curious to stop reading. Apparently most of the members were still alive and it seems he owes them a great deal, so maybe he should take Teef and the kids to visit some of them. Maybe bring gift baskets...

7. Cloud cursed as he stepped on the edge of his cloak, sending him tumbling down from the path and deeper into the cavern.

Cloud picked himself up from the ground, grateful his goggles kept any of the dirt and debris from entering his eyes.

He heard something from behind him and whirled around to slash at them with his dagger...except there was no one there.

Poink

Oh no. He looked down at the little creatures, wearing cloaks much like his own, only brown instead of the worn black fabric the professor gave them. The blond looked down sadly at the number tattooed on the back of his hand.

Guess I won't be going to the Reunion after all. Shame. Mother had said Zack would be there as a guest and he really wanted to see him again.

Poink!

One of the little creatures- Tonberry- mother supplied - was clutching the edge of his cloak and attempting to lead him somewhere.

Did...did this creature think himself one of them?!

Aka Numbered! Cloud! gets adopted by Tonberrys

8. Hojo waking up strapped to one of his own tables with Cloud and Sephiroth standing over him, grinning like mad men.

9. Au where Sephiroth escaped as a child and fled into the wild and was eventually taken in by the "dead" professor Gast and his wife Iflana

He was "never found" by the Turks and eventually grew up to be a bad ass vigilante.

Cloud shared a similar fate but kept running instead of being taken in, eventually becoming a vagabond until the fateful day when their paths crossed and the pull of Reunion drew them together

10. Enraged blue eyes locked on to the blond. It may have been nearly a thousand years since Shinra fell, but he would know that man anywhere.

Not just anyone could have destroyed a corporate entity as powerful as Shinra and in the span of a single month no less! But he didn't care much about that, oh no.

He cared about the fact that this lovely creature killed him and his fellow firsts and then had the audacity to just disappear into the sands of time, stripping materia of its power and somehow causing Gaias mako to sink deep beneath the soil, never to be seen by mere mortals again. After it did, monsters began appearing less and less frequently, until they stopped appearing at all.

With Shinra so thoroughly destroyed and no other sustainable power available, information and records deteriorated, leaving Shinras history spotty at best and non existent at worse (probably didn'thelp that records seemed to conveniently disappear). Now Shinra, monsters and magic are all considered fairytales from a bygone era.

He and the others occasionally visit the lake that was once the city of Midgar to light candles in honor of all they had lost. Like hell he was going to let the blond escape again. Genesis opened his phone and made a call, "Seph, I found him."

11. Cloud meeting Female Sephiroth. Shes rather impressed that he's completely unaffected by the boob window. It had been the death of many men before him, that was for certain.

Too bad he wants to kill her, she has a feeling she would have liked having him around. Maybe she'd introduce him to Angel's puppy? She had the peculiar ability to befriend everyone she met

12. Time traveler Sephiroth saves time traveler Cloud from the labs with Genesis and Angeal.

Cloud is wondering why Sephiroth saved him and what he's planning.

Meanwhile, Gen and Geal are freaking out and asking annoyingly sane questions, like "Who is this guy?", "Why do you seem to know him so well?", and my personal favorite "Why is there a man being held captive in the labs?!"

13. Lab Experiment Cloud au where teenager Cloud barrels into Sephiroth in the middle of escaping the tower and asks if Sephiroth is his dad.

Sephiroth stops functioning and he just stands there frozen in a full battle stance while Genesis fights and subsequently captures the teenager, who he then promptly kidnaps.

*later*

Sephiroth bursts into the labs and confronts Hojo, asking if he was a father.

Hojo laughs and says "Of course you are! Do you have any idea how many creatures I've spawned with your DNA?"

Cue Sephs mental breakdown and Genesis's rampage on behalf of his friend.

Angeal does his part by babysitting with some office secretaries

Aka: the trinity raising a broody teen

14. Post OG Nebilheim is super duper haunted and Yuffie is NOT okay with that.

Cloud is even less okay and they talk about it while sitting on the roof of Clouds abandoned house...well, the fake one anyway

15. Everyone gets therapy but its from the perspective of a therapist who is %1000 done with Hojo

Bonus: This is actually questions posed by a friend and it helped spawn number 10.

What would Shinra do if Mako where to suddenly disappear? How would that even happen?

Bonus Bonus: What would be the quickest/ most brutal way to take down Shinra and/or SOLDIER? How would the Firsts feel about being completely owned by a stranger who appeared out of nowhere? (This was also my thinking about 10)

Announcement: Due to lack of interest, list #75 will be the final one. Thank you for reading my ideas. It made me super happy!

#tumblr prompt #ff7 #ffvii #sephiroth #final fantasy vii #genesis rhapsodos #angeal hewley

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mettrow · 3 years

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He’s giving my hands headbutts as I type this out

HAISMKWJWKEMSLAM YES YEEEEES i love when cats get needy like this! like oh you want to be petted? even tho you're a walking death machine? that's cute

#oh to be headbutted by a cat asking desperately for pets #Asks!#Beautiful people awesome friends #Don my beloved uwu #and also Merlin look at him he's a big cutie #this post was made by the M.P.S. AKA Merlin Protection Squad

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