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akanposting · 29 days
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hey you!! hardcore henry fan!!!
there's like 14 of us, I know, but if anyone has any suggestions for HCH fan art they'd be interested in seeing, I'm all ears (via ask box on my page)!
no real do's/don'ts here, as at the end of the day it's up to my discretion to draw them anyway. also open to PayDay 2 Jimmy suggestions, tho full disclosure I've never played the game so I don't know a ton about that side of the fandom.
have a great day :D
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saltyspitoonz · 1 month
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Akan hardcore henry (sleep deprived drawings)
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liliakier · 7 months
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Chibi Akan commission for my friend Tel, got me to finally check out Hardcore Henry, soooo fucking fun
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akan n frost are always 40 fucking seconds from killing each and it's like. 90% of the time akan's fault <- he likes being a smug cunt about the vampiric eldritch horror meatsuit in direct earshot of said vampiric eldritch horror meatsuit. he thinks it's funny. he does it for the bit. he's insane. they cancel each other out (his psychic powers can physically hold back the wall of fucking blood that is maggie and frost's absolute unhinged violence that he lets out from time to time). hux is getting tired of cleaning the aftermath of their bullshit. it's a miracle the house is still standing.
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Hardcore Henry now on Netflix!
Watch Hardcore Henry on Netflix today! Try "Netflix And Chilling" your girlfriend while Henry wraps his eye around Akan's throat and strangles him to death!
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vulture115 · 6 months
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Ren: Calm down, Pyrrha, Jaune’s going to be fine
Pyrrha: He forgot his weapon, Ren! How can i calm down?!
Nora: At least he’s not in a shootout and parkouring inside an abandoned building.
(Somewhere in Nevada, Vacuo)
Jaune:
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handhelld · 2 years
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Time Traveler Jimmy AU
AKA The “I want Henry and Jimmy in Payday AU”
The AU kinda came from the idea that it doesn’t make much sense for Hardcore Henry to exist in the Payday Universe because Jimmy Dies in the film, but I also have a deep craving for Henry x Jimmy.
If you could go back in time redo any moment in your life, what would it be? Nothing, not a single thing. Every choice, every mistake you’ve ever made has lead you to this very moment. They’re what make you who you are.
Jimmy was used to the feeling of dying. He'd done it so many times before but it didn't prepare him for actual real death. His final game over.
He thought of all the things he could've done differently, to get him to this point. Past this point.
The pain of his final avatar dying sliced through him, and he felt the familiar prison of his true body. Only it felt a little less like a prison now. Henry was kneeled before him, coated in viscera and bloodied knuckles. He couldn't help but smile. He’d made so many mistakes in his life, from trusting Akan, to building the cyber soldiers, to going into this battle without a plan B... He had made so many stupid mistakes that lead him to this very moment-
He wasn't prepared to die, but he didn't have a choice. At Least this time, unlike his countless others, Jimmy wasn't alone. He said goodbye and everything went dark.
And then…  he shot back up. Jimmy heaved, stumbling and falling to his knees and heaving dry on the floor. Whatever body it was not having anything to expel.
As thoughts raced through his mind, confusion stood on top. His avatars were all dead- no no HE was dead why was he still moving? Where the hell was he? Jimmy took in his surroundings and realization struck.
He wasn’t in one of his avatars. He was in his body. How many years had it been since he could walk on his own two feet, since he was well and truly free from the Straight Jacket of rotten smelly skin that was his body?
Jimmy let his knees give out beneath him. He didn't know nor care how it was possible, only that it was. In his dying moments, Jimmy had thought of all his mistakes, how he could fix them, and how they could keep him alive past his dying breath in the lift.
Right here, right now, he was in the best possible position to kill Akan. He knew things he shouldn’t, he wasn’t some cripple, Akan wouldn’t even expect it, it wouldn't be easy, but it was definitely more possible than before.
But that weary expression, those bloodied hands that cradled him as he died- it was all fresh in his memory. He couldn’t kill Akan. Not without losing Henry. Akan made Henry, made his friend. The chances of finding henry before Akan got to him were less than zero.
Jimmy lay on the floor of his first lab in his very own flesh and bone- and was forced to face the hardest choice of his life. Stop Akan and say goodbye to Henry, live his life free and unburdened by vengence or bound to a chair…. Or give that up. Chance everything going to wrong again, going worse than before, let history repeat itself, let himself make every single mistake one more time- Just for that possibility- slim as it may be- to see the man who made living feel like living.
And really it wasn't much of a choice. Jimmy was always a selfish man.
But oh my god I ain’t done yet....
Jimmys final words to henry were "Those memories? they're real, they're you. Trust them."
When Jimmy wakes up, he makes every crucial mistake again. He works for Akan, he invents the enhanced humans, he lets Akan lift him up and snap his spine. Everything with Akan must stay the same, for Henry for Henry for Henry.
But after Akan? There’s years between now and when Akan makes Henry. In those years, he invents the avatars, he gets high, gets laid, gets bored, gets lonely. It was only a matter of time before he interfered with Akan a bit for fun. Small and insignificant, but it paid off in the long run. Running around with Crackhead Jimmy with the Payday gang was fun. That sense of camaraderie made waiting as the years ticked by- waiting for Henry- somewhat more bearable.
When the time comes, when Henry crashed down on that motorway, he was finally free to kill that son of a bitch. This time, he was by Henrys side when it happened.
But things didn’t go the same as before. It was cleaner, faster. Jimmy had time to prepare. There were no gay jackets or romantic musical numbers. There were no tender moments together, cradling Jimmy and holding him close as blood bubbled from his lips and said goodbye.
When they finally get a moment of calm, Henry and Jimmy are just sitting on the roof amongst the bodies and blood.
He’d made every mistake again to lead him to this very moment- every mistake but one. One he’d always regretted. He didn’t leave Henry’s memory blocker in. It was a cruel, selfish and unnecessary mistake from before.
With the blocker gone, Henry’s memories were slowly coming back to him.
Henry flinches, holding his head in his hands, straining as he glitched with eyes forced shut. "Ah- another memory?" Henry nods. Without thinking Jimmy pats him on the shoulder, and says words he said more than five years ago at this point- words he doesn’t even realize he's repeating "Those memories? they're real, they're you. Trust them."
Suddenly Henry is curling in a ball, mouth wide in a silent scream and Jimmy is freaking out, When Henry finally calms, hes looking at Jimmy with wide eyes, full of... well, can’t quite tell. "Hey what is it mate, c'mon, whats wrong."
Henry just stares and- unbelievably, his eyes start to water. This stoic man who looks like hes never shed a tear in his life is looking at jimmy with wet eyes, and he just grapples him into his arms. "Woahwoah its alright mate, yeah calm down. Must've been a shocker memory yeah? Easy pal."
Henry doesn’t sniffle, he doesn’t sob. He just holds Jimmy close as pictures that weren’t quite right flashed through his head. He didn’t have a way to ask Jimmy what was happening, what they were or what they meant.... But he knew...
Those memories. They weren’t quite him, they weren’t quite real. But by god he trusted them.
He would do anything to prevent Jimmy from dying like that again.
Bonus:
It wasn’t uncommon for Duke to find his way to Jimmy’s bar. While he didn’t partake in drugs, the alcohol was more than fine and the company was good to have while he drowned himself.
Jimmy could talk endlessly for hours on end, never needing a response from Duke but always happy to get one. Tonight though, Jimmy brought up something Duke wasn’t expecting.
Jimmy never spoke of any personal relations he had, anything of actual substance regarding his past. So when he slumped against the bar, bringing up a man called Henry, Duke was glad he wasn’t blackout drunk. He didn’t say too much, but he was Jimmy’s best friend, someone who meant everything to him. Someone he missed more than anything and wished he had gotten more time with. Duke tended not to be one to pry, but he can’t help but ask what happened to Henry.
Jimmy lifts his head from the bar, wiping white powder from his lip, “N-never rrlly found out”
“Did you lose contact with him then?”
“In.. ina  way..” When Jimmy doesn't get a response other than a contemplative humm, he continues against his better judgment “He watched me die”
Jimmy was never the most coherent man, he was capable things bizarre and strange. He chose not to question it, not with nephilims, watchers, and other Kataru bullshit becoming the new normal.
“Well you’re certainly alive now. Couldn’t you just find him again?”
It’s then when Jimmy breaks, his face falls and he slumps back down into the crook of his elbow. “N-nonono i died, dukes, like forreal. ‘M not evnsss sure hhow im here. hhees not evenn reaal yet, I ddiedd….In,,  fcuking... twenty eighhtteen??” 
Duke pauses. It was 2017. He wasn’t sure if Jimmy misspoke. He wasn’t sure if this was real or fabricated. But when he heard Jimmy’s muffled sobs, he suppsoed it wasn’t much of his business. Duke gave the man a small pat on his friend’s back, rubbing circles between his shoulders. “Alright let’s get you to bed Jims. I think you’re done.” That night, Jimmy dreams of synthetic skin and metal knuckles.
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warfared · 9 months
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muse monday — ezrael “radio” andreyev!
an original character who comes from the universes of hardcore henry and payday 2, radio is half man, half machine, a runaway russian superweapon and a chronic partygoer.
radio is the creation of genius russian scientist andrey kuznetsov, who created radio ( and a plethora of other clones ) out of his own dna in order to create supersoldiers for the russian military. created in the 1940s, radio was cryogenically frozen to preserve his abilities. while radio is physically in his 20s, he is chronologically in his 70s.
radio's body is composed of over 70% cybernetics. all four of his limbs are metal for peak efficiency, and his spine has been replaced.
his backstory varies depending on what verse he's in, but at his core within hardcore henry / payday 2, he was rescued from the laboratory by another muse of mine, jimmy. radio was created by andrey for a man called akan.
carefree, reckless, and a touch insane, radio generally works as a freelance mercenary or heister, wearing a skull-shaped gas mask to conceal his identity. ezra is also known as ezrael kozak to some, though that's more of a fake name used to distance himself from his creator.
( notice that he was not inspired by bucky barnes winter soldier it was an accident lol )
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conradrasputin · 2 months
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#3 He/mlock Grove, RomanxPeter, an og betrayal, absolute trash, worst experience of my liiiiiiiiife!!!!!!!! and I love them forever!!! they might honestly be my heart of hearts ship, I've dry heaved sobbed irl over them, and thank god, there's fic that elevates it to my comfort level.
I'd honestly prob be more casual blogging them here, but I know, I KNOW, there'd be the conception from this and surrounding blog's energy that the porcelain big lipped 'vampire' is the bottom
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which given past celebrated content of similar builds, I see the point, and ships are subjective, and yet, INCORRECT
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that's the wife, that's the bottom, his p**sy is beautiful, we all have certain ships we just can't budge on this, and here's one of mine, I know you understand 🙏
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From day 1, the sass, the shorts, the sl**tiness, I couldn't NOT wife him forever.
#9 RosencrantzxGuildenstern, another dry heave sob ship idk why, I don't even need fic (altho there's excellent ones I've read for years), the film destroys me every time for whatever reason
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my preference may throw you off, especially since Mr. Roth is one of my god tier bottoms in Res/ervoir Do/gs (LarryxFreddy forever+forever creamed peach Freddy forever)
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but that just shows the power of this puppy dog bottom imo
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how I used to remember my own name – and yours, oh yes! There were answers everywhere you looked. There was no question about it – people knew who we were and if they didn't they asked and we told them our names.
I'm never over every face/body language choice from both of them, their desperation for their impossible situation, the LOVE and how Guildenstern just needs to deep d*ck cream inside Rosencrantz to calm them BOTH down, they deserve it
example of their amnesia marriage:
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#10 JimmyxHenry Ha/rdcore Henry
pov movie, u never actually technically SEE Henry, there's sort of a diff face for a second there, but I saw the director's promo face first, and it's such a nice face I imprinted on, so that's that
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Henry, my darling, amnesiac cyborg, killing machine, and there's so much moments of DELIGHT from his character in the movie that shows his warmth and humor among all the chaos and violence, and I just want his legs up in the air , ya know?
(fun fact, his dad in the film is mr. roth)
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Jimmy is the scientist that makes sure he meets Henry from the chaos Henry's in
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the og jimmy is disabled from past movie events, but he has 'avatars' that, are technically connected to his mind, but have different personalities that imo jsut gives Henry multiple boyfriends
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(soldier jimmy's my fav)
you may know this one:
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(whole movie's on youtube btw, altho if you get pov motion sickness, avoid; oh also violent lol)
There's a character named Akan that technically has the only canon h*moerotic moment in the movie, but fun for what it was, I'll never proper ship
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the back and forths between Henry+Jimmys, even a newly mute amnesiac Henry? >>>
If ur okay with violence, the little bits with Henry and Soldier Jimmy from 1:48 on is a good example
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I was a bit proud of this edit, ngl, 😂😂😂 If I had photoshop/art skills? pow. gonna repost by itself tbh.
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akanposting · 6 days
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inspired by this post
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pb-dot · 2 months
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Film Friday: Hardcore Henry
In general, I'm fond of movies with a bit of thought behind them. It doesn't have to be high art based on deep philosophy, but generally a thematic idea or concept discussed through the medium of film is a good start. I generally also expect movies to happen from the perspective of some nondiegetic observer, but today's movie rasies the question of "hey what if we said bollocks to all of that and made a FPS Game movie?" Honestly, that's very bold of them.
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Henry's day is off to a rough start as he wakes up with more robot parts than human parts, only to discover that his freshly augmented body has made him wanted in the worst way. Generic evil science man with magnetic powers, Akan, wants him for use in his super soldier program, and a conglomerate of identical individuals named Jimmy also has their design on him.
Henry, rendered mute by being interrupted before his voice program could be installed, finds himself living through a 2010-era first-person shooter, with lengthy sequences devoted to length parkour chases, very scripted-seeming stealth, turret shooting on rails, and of course, gratuitous nudity. A somewhat rarer partial song-and-dance number also occurs at one point, but I'm of the opinion that the shooters of the era should also feature those.
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It's all very silly. There is a theme of sorts about memory and identity going on here, but it feels like an afterthought. This may be intentional, considering how Henry's enough of a blank slate that the plot has nothing to gain traction to, and it's the kind of unforced error that a shooter of the era may have made.
Now, I am cutting the movie a bit of slack here, because it is very fun in a very stupid way. Sharlto Coperley is having a lot of fun bouncing around in the various ludicrous avatars of Jimmy, although I would argue perhaps not enough to excuse the unfortunately very era-appropriate No Homo-jokes.
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There is however no denying that it's in the action that the main appeal lies. The action scenes are often chaotic, but uses that chaos wisely, mostly to disguise cuts and give the movie's budget a helping hand by distracting from occasionally dodgy CGI and compositing. It feels like damning with faint praise, but Hardcore Henry has really perfected the look of the mid-budget game, and as a mid-budget action movie, that is honestly pretty cool, it's not an easy style to emulate.
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There's, I would argue, no small amount of art in achieving that look and sense of internal consistency. Of course Akan turns up semi-randomly to beat you up some and you never get around to striking back. It's a cutscene and he has metal-manipulating powers to rob you of agency. Of course Akan folds like a cheap chair once you actually fight him, boss battles in shooters were often just uninspired quicktime-events in those days. Of course we're in Russia, in addition to being a cheaper location to shoot, it's the easiest way to ensure none of the people we murder are red-bIooded Americans, which was considered a bit faux-pas to shoot at in games of the era. I could go on, but many of the aesthetic or logic flaws in this movie fit in like that. Not all of them of course, but I'm mostly trying to stick with the positives here.
Hardcore Henry is a dumb movie, but it's dumb in a decently entertaining way. People not fond of gratuitous violence or (perhaps intentionally) bad plots need not apply, but if it's your bag, it's a very decent bag
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cranialjam · 4 months
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WRITING FOR VISUAL MEDIA PRACTICE 1.1
Prompt: "Write a description of a short scene from a TV series or a movie so that another production crew could recreate that same scene. Invent your own way or writing a one-page script."
Scene Source: Hardcore Henry
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[Time: Afternoon]
[Setting: Moscow Bus]
[Henry rushes onto the crowded bus, in a blood-drenched grey tracksuit, and sits next to a few men. A some of the men move away while one watches Henry in disgust.]
[After a few moments, a homeless man covered in layers of jackets and hoodies begins wandering towards Henry.]
HOMELESS MAN [in Russian]: Do you know what's wrong with Mother Russia? Too goddamn hot.
[More people get off the bus and the men across from Henry leave immediately.]
[The homeless man sits across from Henry and offers a drink from his bottle. Henry waves to indicate disinterest.]
HOMELESS MAN [in Russian]: [shrugs] As you wish.
[The homeless man brings out a pair of pliers from his jacket.]
HOMELESS MAN [in Russian]: [mumbling] I used to be in charge of all this shit. And now...
[The homeless man looks directly into Henry’s eyes in sudden lucidity]
HOMELESS MAN [in English]: I’m gonna have to hurt you, Henry. It’s for your own good, mate. [begins pulling on Henry’s left arm] Just give me your arm…
[Henry begins fighting him off before the homeless man slaps Henry in the face. He pulls off his sunglasses to reveal that it’s Jimmy in disguise.]
JIMMY: It’s me! It’s Jimmy! We’ve only got a few moments before they run into us again.
[Jimmy firmly grabs Henry’s left arm, digging the pliers into Henry’s wrist. Blood begins to pour as he pulls out a small chip.]
JIMMY: This little fucker is how they’ve been tracking you [smashes it with his foot]. In a few moments your mechanical parts are going to start shutting down.
JIMMY [cont.]: Your friend Akan’s got an important Russian connection named “Slick Dmitri.” Slick handles all Akan’s cops, guns, real estate, and a lot of other shit.
[Jimmy pulls out a phone from his pocket]
JIMMY [cont.]: This helpful dot on the map is Slick’s place. All you’ll do is… break in there… kill him... open up his ribcage... take out his beating heart [motioning with his right hand a pulsing heart]… and fucking eat it.
[beat]
JIMMY [cont.]: [laughing] I’m kidding! [Henry throws his hands up in annoyance] I’m kidding! You don’t have to fuckin’ eat his heart. Under his heart is his charge pump, bring that to me. Use this [hands Henry the pliers] and use this [points to phone].
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Had a lot of fun with this practice, taught me that I've got a lot to learn with screenwriting lol. I know I should use more traditional scriptwriting format, but I like using transcripts. Once I learn that I NEED to, then I will.
If you wanna try these prompts too, check em out! I use them from. Anthony Friedmann's "Writing for Visual Media" 4th Edition. Good to get the noggin' joggin'.
I'll post the next prompt with my next completed version. I'll give a hint: Playwriting V. Screenwriting.
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1watchhour · 6 months
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🤖💥! Join Henry, the ultimate cyborg, in a high-octane battle against a telekinetic tyrant and his army of mercenaries. With breathtaking stunts and heart-pounding action, this Moscow-based thriller will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish.
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filmes-online-facil · 2 years
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Henry, um ciborgue recém-ressuscitado deve salvar sua esposa/criadora das garras de um tirano psicótico com poderes telecináticos, Akan, e seu exército de mercenários. Lutando ao lado dele, Jimmy é a única esperança de Henry para realizar tal feito até o final do dia.
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hey akan! hows your head doing? any... splitting headaches lately?
Ah hah, very... funny. You are... a comedian, no? Could use some work, if you don't mind. - 👁️‍🗨️
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Henry to Akan at the end of the film: I'm gonna defeat you with the power of love AND MY EYEBALL!
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