vaguing your rival (and/or future partner) thru penstagram hashtags is a blight thing apparently. why are they so petty.
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Alador: I just divorced my wife. Anyway meet my boyfriend Darius, his partner Raine, and their wife Eda.
Alador: Also I have 9 kids now
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Little comic based on @b33galaxy headcanon:
Darius' hair goes all hearty when he's flustered
I love his face
This face-
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headcanon for why alador looks different in his first appearance: he used to use a concealment stone, like how the twins do now, because he can't grow proper facial hair for shit and couldn't be bothered to make himself look neater on his own
i have two possible explanations for why he stopped using it later on:
either a. he stopped using it as often over the years when odalia started really working him into the ground and he stopped going outside as much, meaning he didn't really have a need to
or b, the funnier option- he posted a selfie of himself using it on penstagram and within 5 seconds darius responded with something along the lines of "nice concealment stone dumbass" alador deleted the selfie IMMEDIATELY but stopped using the stone out of embarrassment anyway
(yes i will make anything about the middleaged queer men. in fact here are some doodles:)
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Random toh headcannons because I'm tired, it's 12 at night, I have a final tomorrow, and I'm ready to fight GOD.
First of all ao many nerodivergent people Holy crap like alador and hunter are ABSOLUTELY autistic. I feel like Luz has adhd and/or autism.
Ok but like. Eber means boar in German. So what if eberwolf just starts speaking fluent German out of nowhere and people just go eh same shit as always because german already sounds like angry gibberish 💀
Alador sleeps with his goggles on and darius os just like "babe please I'm happy your finally getting some well needed sleep but PLEASE"
Darius teaches amity how to do the Abomination form thingy and alador is so proud of them for one: bonding and two: amity improving her Abomination skills. (Also eber teaches edric some beast keeping stuff and everyone is like hiw tf do you understand what he's saying???!?!?)
Darius has sprayed hunter with a spray bottle like a cat at LEAST once.
Darius: "I have very high standards for who I date."
Alador: *passed out on the floor and is overall just a greasy mess*
Darius: "THAT ONE. GIVE ME THAT ONE"
Mattholomule and Steve are brothers and when he met gus Steve was like "so your the gus I've heard all about?" And Matt's just flustered trying to beat Steve up while gus is just like "huh?"
Willow: *picks up hunter easily with one arm* "your my boyfriend now"
Hunter: *confused and flustered*
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