My personal theory on “Ciao! Alberto”
So, yesterday I was at a McDonalds with a friend, and I brought up this pic that enrico posted on twitter
And that’s when we absolutely lost our shit
We started searching on google and Wikipedia any type of information that would link John Cleese and/or the movie the drawing it’s referring to ( A fish called Wanda) with an actual possible plot for the short, but we sort of gave up. And so, we decided to pay attention to the bottom text.
Let’s compare the original with this one, shall we?
For obvious reasons, they removed “sex”, and I’m guessing they kept “seafood” because “haha fish”. However...
Why did they add “greed” and “revenge” out of nowhere?
Why did they keep the word “murder”?
While we first got scared because of this word, we came to the conclusion that obviously, it’s Pixar, they’re not going to kill any character. It’s not in a literal way, but in a metaphorical way.
As for the second word, the only possibilities that came to our heads were
Ercole being a bitch
Alberto’s jealous ass
Then the word “revenge”. Now, who’s the only character that we know that would want revenge? Of course, Ercole. So, gathering all this information, we came to a possible theory
Ercole wants revenge. He was humiliated by the 13 year olds that he bullied, lost the Portorosso cup to them and lost all the respect and fear that people in town had for him. They ruined everything he had. If they had never showed up, he would still be the king of the town. So, what a better idea than to ruin their friendship, to murder their friendship.
And what a better idea, than to manipulate their letters. Change them and/or throwing them away.
I would keep on ranting about this, but it’s 2am and I have to go so...
Are we overthink this? Yeah, most likely
Do we care? Hell no
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As painful as it is in Luca fics when Luca comes back after graduating secondary school and Alberto finally being relieved that Luca is no longer going to leave, only for poor Luca to break his heart by telling him he'll be leaving for x amount of years to start university
I think that it's equally or more painful that when Luca breaks to him the news, Alberto doesn't cry, instead he smiles. In fact he encourages Luca to go and hypes him up without any worry.
Then Luca just sits there slightly upset that Alberto isn't even remotely devastated by the news. He's shocked that Alberto took the news so well after spending weeks thinking of how to break the news because the last thing he wants is to hurt Alberto again.
At first Luca thinks Alberto is just holding it in for his sake, but the days go by and Alberto is still his cheery self. He keeps talking excitedly whenever the topic of Luca going to university is brought up and even brags about it to anyone who has lend an ear. It's to the point where Luca feels like Alberto is more excited about the whole thing than he is.
Then it's the end of summer. Alberto is still smiling far too brightly while Luca dreads everytime the sun goes down.
Finally the day before Luca leaves arrives and Alberto is joking around like "Just don't forget me while you're off studying away at that fancy University."
And Luca just breaks down and he starts shouting angrily at Alberto, pouring his whole heart out. "Why would you say that? I would never forget you. How could I forget you?" And before he knows it there's hot tears streaming down his face and Alberto is just there stunned.
So Alberto stands there silently, holding Luca close, rubbing his back soothingly, while he continues to angrily curse him between sobs until he grows quiet. Then when his hiccups settle down, he quietly begs Alberto, "Please just tell me to stay you."
Alberto just kisses the top of his head, then gently lifts his head up, wiping away Luca's tears away and softly says with teary eyes, "I wanna hear about all the stars you learned about when you come back."
And Luca just sobs because he knows that Alberto's love for him is stronger than his selfishness.
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AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I heard the news about Ciao Alberto and I was so freaking stoked because I had a dream last month where Disney plus had a short with the same name but it was like 15 episodes all three minutes long and it was just about Luca and Alberto (and sometimes Giulia) just doing shenanagins all aroud portorosso. AND OH MY GOD!!!! I am so excited for it!!! I really hope it’s Alberto centered cause, like, he’s the fan favorite and we all definitely want more of him. BUT!!! I also would love if Giulia and Luca were in it too. I am actually desperate for Giulia and Alberto sibling content that CANON!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!! Anyway, just wanted to tell you guys, I put two pages today because I completely forgot to post page ten last week. I hope you guys like it!!!
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