Tumgik
#aleister crowley
facts-i-just-made-up · 20 hours
Note
Who is 4Chan?
Dion 4Chan was an occultist writer in the 1900s who invented soy milk, brony fandom, and hacktivism. She wrote several novels about a thinly veiled Crowley spoof named Hugo Astley, likely resulting in the homunculus known as Rick Astley and his popular rolls.
147 notes · View notes
bitterkarella · 11 months
Text
Midnight Pals: Mr Sandman
Neil Gaiman: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale Gaiman: of the hierophant of illusions! Gaiman: the patriarch of the velvet shroud of night! Gaiman: the master Gaiman: [throwing sparkling dust] of dreams!
Gaiman: in tonight's adventure, the master of dreams is captured Koontz: oh no! Gaiman: oh yes my young friend Gaiman: imprisoned! Gaiman: in a sphere!
Gaiman: and when mankind if deprived of dreams, what can be said for our hopes? our stories? Gaiman: truly that would be the true waking death Gaiman: for do we all not star in the stories we tell ourselves? Gaiman: are we all not the heroes we aspire to be Gaiman: in our dreams?
Gaiman: the one who imprisoned the master of dreams Gaiman: a man who styles himself magus Gaiman: but nothing more than a conjurer of cheap tricks! a buffoon of the highest order! Gaiman: a charlatan who stumbled to greatness Aleister Crowley: haha this guy sounds like a chump
Aleister Crowley: this magus guy sounds like a real dope King: Poe: Lovecraft: Barker: Koontz: Crowley: what?
King: um aleister i think King: i think King: phew oh boy King: how do i say this Barker: it's you aleister Crowley: what Barker: you're the dope King: gee clive i was trying to let him down lightly Barker: yeah but this is funnier
Barker: this fail magus is 100% based on you Crowley: Crowley: Crowley: Crowley: naw that doesn't sound right Crowley: seems more of a victor neuburg type Gaiman: ah well the fail magus does have a fail son based on him
Barker: this fail magus is clearly based on you Crowley: what the fuck Crowley: what the FUCK Crowley: i'm no fail magus!!! Crowley: I'M THE GREAT BEAST Barker: haha he's gonna say the line Crowley: DO WHAT THOU WILT!! DO WHAT THOU WILT!! Barker: and there we go haha
Crowley: [grabbing Gaiman by the shirt] YOU TAKE THAT BACK, NERD, OR I'LL CLOBBER YOU Crowley: I'M THE GREAT BEAST!! DO WHAT THOU WILT! Gaiman: calm yourself, my friend Gaiman: for the tale is not yet told Crowley: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN Crowley: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
Gaiman: think of this magus Crowley: I'M GONNA CLOBBER YOU Gaiman: now imagine Gaiman: that he is portrayed on the screen Gaiman: by charles dance Crowley: Crowley: [releasing gaiman] yeah Crowley: yeah he would play me Crowley: yeah ok Crowley: finally! Crowley: some respect!
Gaiman: yes stentorian thespian charles dance Gaiman: a presence that commands respect Crowley: yeah ok i like this Crowley: he's like everyone's disapproving dad Gaiman: no my friend Gaiman: he is not mere dad Gaiman: he is everyone's disapproving FATHER
1K notes · View notes
Tumblr media Tumblr media
anon reads the works of aleister crowley
500 notes · View notes
lucidpast · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Aleister Crowley building his traditional gingerbread village for the holidays.
321 notes · View notes
disease · 11 months
Photo
Tumblr media
72 SEALS FROM THE LESSER KEY OF SOLOMON [2,048 × 1,519 PX.]
772 notes · View notes
zoomar · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Aleister Crowley posing with his Beanie Baby collection.
419 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Undead Girl Murder Farce cast of characters: Aya Rindo, the Oni slayer/Cage user, the Maid, the detective SH and his partner Dr. Watson, the vampire, the French gentleman and his phantom, the occult master and the Professor M. ( x )
302 notes · View notes
maeviuslynn · 6 months
Text
“The joy of life consists in the exercise of one's energies, continual growth, constant change, the enjoyment of every new experience. To stop means simply to die. The eternal mistake of mankind is to set up an attainable ideal.”
― Aleister Crowley, The Confessions of Aleister Crowley: An Autohagiography
159 notes · View notes
dramajunkyy · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
257 notes · View notes
eiks1997 · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
It's the New Year so let's try and get back into some sort of schedule. 📝🤓 I always try to and then life decides it doesn't like my schedule so makes me change it up again. But never mind, I should be back now! Hopefully... 😅
So for my first post back I wanted to draw Crowley! 🐍 I love Good Omens. Ignoring how series two ended, no spoilers because you all need to watch it, the show is written so well and it's a defiant feel good show. 🤍
Plus I just love David Tennant and Michael Sheen. Anything they do, apart or together, you know it's going to be good. 🤩
But that's all for this one! If you like my art and want to see more stick around! 😊
I DO NOT OWN GOOD OMENS!
Creation of these characters goes to Neil Gaiman , Terry Pratchett's , David Tennant , Michael Sheen , sending all my love! ❤
Program used: Clip Studio Paint
Date: 2024
Find me on Instagram! : @EIKS1997
DO NOT REPOST
@EIKS1997
116 notes · View notes
roachleakage · 10 months
Text
Crowley was such a weenie for coining "magick". Oh, you need to distinguish your practice from "fake" magicians? Make sure everyone knows you're the Real Thing? Fuck off, loser. Magic fundamentally concerns the unknown - the illusory, fictional, and unproven. You're not better than a guy who does card tricks just because you prefer tricks of rhetoric.
272 notes · View notes
bitterkarella · 4 months
Text
Midnight Pals: The Sun
Aleister Crowley: and now as we approach the winter solstice Crowley: great god apollo, great master brain thinker guy thoth Crowley: all the little thelematic sprites and boggles Crowley: now is the time that the great beast says Crowley: DO AS THOU WILT!! Crowley: I'M THE GREAT BEAST!!!
Crowley: now that its the winter solstice Crowley: its time to pay tribute to the spirits of the season Victor Neuburg: how're we gonna do that boss? Crowley: we're gonna eat this big block of hashish and fuck Crowley: love to keep the holiday traditions alive
Crowley: great sun god ra, hear our prayers and Lauren M Davis: [appearing in a flash] who dares call upon my fiery majesty? Davis: whom the egyptians named ra, the greeks named apollo, the aztecs named Huitzilopochtli? Davis: as the duly noted owner of the sun, that is infringing on my intellectual property Crowley: your...? Crowley: oh man i am too high for this right now
Lauren M Davis: since the dawn of time, mankind has yearned to destroy the sun Davis: i do the next best thing Davis: i own it! Davis: as surely as disney owns day of the dead Davis: as surely as family guy owns double dribble Davis: as surely as snapesnogger owns nagas Davis: i will copyright the sun!
Davis: Gaze upon the fiery majesty of the sun ©!!! Davis: NO on second thought, don't! Davis: no one look at me! Davis: you! plants! Davis: you dare to photosynesize with my holy rays?? Davis: I hope you got a good lawyer
Crowley: you can't own the sun Crowley: the sun is Crowley: Crowley: its Crowley: its you know Crowley: it's Victor Neuburg: its a star isn't it? Crowley: SHUT UP NERDBURG I KNOW WHAT THE SUN IS Crowley: I WAS JUST Crowley: I WAS JUST PAUSING FOR EFFECT OR SOMETHING Crowley: I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU AT ALL, JUST SHUT UP!
762 notes · View notes
weirdlookindog · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media
Jean-Michel Nicollet - Ubbo Sathla, 1985
88 notes · View notes
solomanta · 2 months
Text
Hymn to Satan
I ADORE Thee, King of Evil,
By the body Thou hast fashioned
In the likeness of a devil.
By its purity impassioned
.
I adore Thee, King of Evil!
I adore Thee, Lord of Malice,
By the soul that Thou hast moulded
Lovely as a lily-chalice
To the sombre sun unfolded.
.
I adore Thee, Lord of Malice!
By its thirst, the cruel craving
For things infinite, unheard-of,
Dreams devouring
and depraving,
Songs no g-d may
guess a word of,
Songs of crime
and songs of craving—
.
By the drear eyes of the devil
Bleak and sterile as they glitter
I adore Thee, King of Evil,
With these lips, as dry and bitter
As the drear eyes of the devil!
.
I adore Thee, I invoke Thee,
I abase myself before Thee,
By the spells that once awoke the
Lust of Chaos I adore Thee,
I adore Thee,
I invoke Thee!
.
--by Aleister Crowley
55 notes · View notes
disease · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media
ALEISTER CROWLEY | 1912
“DO WHAT THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW”
139 notes · View notes
teathattast · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
204 notes · View notes