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my app updated and posts are all white again even on dark mode blegh
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SNOOZE — oscar piastri
summary. in which, everyone finally meets oscar’s new girlfriend—who happens to be a ballerina—but the history takes on a whole new meaning. (part four)
genre. smau
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yourusername what the pink bear said
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user i feel so bad bro
user MEN R TRASH PROPAGANDA
user it’s not world war 2 for propaganda but do your thing i guess
landonorris you still have to teach me some ballerina moves !!!!!!
lilymhe brunch at mine?
charlesleclerc I bought croissants
user STOP THEY ARE SO CUTE
user not the paddock people trying to comfort yourname ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
user it was obvious that the two of them wouldn’t last 😂
user bro stfu nobody asked
danielricciardo It’s been a while since you came, we miss you Lord Farquaad
user yourname not answering to any of oscar’s friends’ comments is so heartbreaking 💔
user oscar-lily relationship is way better anyway 🤷♀️
oscar baby — 5days ago
[Your name] please don’t tell me you’re believing this
You know damn well I would never do that to you
Never
Please can we just talk about it ? Or just let me explain myself ?
I don’t want you to believe that something might have happened with her
I know it might looks weird but I swear to you that nothing happened
I wouldn’t do this to you
I love you too much
So much that it hurts
Please don’t believe whatever the people are saying
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oscar baby — 4days ago
I tried to come over but I guess you’re out somewhere
I’ve left Chinese takeout and tulips in front of your door
Please answer me
I’ll try to come again tonight
I need you to hear me out please
I know you might be upset and I fully understand you
But please
Just let me explain the situation
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oscar baby — 3days ago
You weren’t there last night
Or you’re just avoiding me
I don’t know
I just want you to hear me out
If you don’t want me in your apartment I’ll fully understand
We can even meet at your favorite cafe if you want
Or even in your stairwell
Wherever you want
I just need you
I need to see you
To know that you’re okay
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oscar baby — 2days ago
You’re still not answering me
I’m literally just hoping you’re doing well
I always have to remember you to drink and eat
So I hope you do
If you’re not I can bring you food
Left it at your front door and go if you still don’t want to see me
I love you
And I miss you
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oscar baby — 1day ago
Literally everyone hates me rn
Lando tried to kill me at practice and Charles, Alex and Daniel chase me every time I make an apparition
Alex’s gf and Kika are giving me side eyes
I explained to them the situation and why Lily and I were walking together
They don’t hate me anymore but I guess I will become their friend again when we’re getting back together
I don’t even know if we’re still together
I’m praying that we are
In my head we are
Just know that I love you
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oscar day — 1hour ago
I just saw your ig post
I’m sorry
So fucking sorry
seen
yourusername posted new stories ! 1hour ago…
oscar baby — 4hours ago
Just saw your ig post
I’m sorry
So fucking sorry
seen
oscar baby — 1hour ago
I know that you’re out with your girls tonight
Be careful please
Call me if anything happens
I’ll be awake
seen
© eatingaburrito
#f1 x reader#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri fluff#oscar piastri smau#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri#lando norris#charles leclerc#alex albon#daniel ricciardo#f1 smau#f1 fluff#f1 imagine#f1 fic#f1 fanfic#fluff
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no way | logan sargeant x fem! reader
summary; everyone’s still in shock that mr miami frat boy is dating a cosplayer
fc; various girls on pinterest
warnings; ?
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minkyungseokie @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03
note; requested ! idk much abt cosplay so plz bear w me😭
masterlist !
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yourusername: luffy （＾Ｏ＾）
logansargeant: hi pretty girl
yourusername: hiiii pretty boy
username: their relationship confuses me tbh
username: logan ; 🎣🇺🇸🦅 y/n; 🧝♀️🧚♀️✨
username: LUFFFYYYYYY
username: no way this is the logan umiami frat boy sargeant’s gf….
username: the best cosplayer !!!
username: she seems so diff from logan wtf😭😭
lilymhe: AMAZING AS ALWAYSS😫liked by yourusername !
username: i’m always shocked when y/n posts a cosplay 😭
username: her n logan seem sooooo different omg 😕
username: sorry but no way she’s logan’s gf😭 she’s pretty asf tho don’t get me wrong!!! but they seem like polar opposite LMAO
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yourusername: no way mr miami frat boy is my bf!!!!! 🙀🙀🙀( little did u guys know he likes to dress up w me ٩( ᐛ )و )
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logansargeant: love u gf my misa🤍🙇♂️
yourusername: love u my bf my light 🤍🙇♀️
logansargeant: i’ll do any cosplay w u , my pretty girl❤️🩹
yourusername: WAHH ur so bf☹️
username: oh to have a umiani frat boy bf to cosplas me….😕😕
logansargeant: and i’m not a frat boy!!!!😔
alex_albon: u literally look like a walking top gun scene all the time logan….
yourusername: alex is right babe logansargeant 😁
username: she said stfu and stop yapping
username: NOT HER POSTING LOGAN IN A COSPLAY TOOANDLW
username: they do say opposites attract 🕊️ liked by yourusername and logansargeant !
username: she was tired of y’all🤕
username: doesn’t matter if they’re so different from each other, what matters is if they’re happy!!!😌😌
username: n logan rlly does seem happy , rmbr the interview where he kept ranting abt her ☹️
username: frat boy n cosplayer is the ultimate combo imo liked by yourusername and logansargeant !
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always, evermore, even after and still !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which they get married and it's the happiest day for everyone.
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for when you finally find your happily ever after. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚
social media au // charles leclerc x fem!reader
warnings - language
author's note - hope u like this!!! i love you so much, thank you for reading <3
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vogue charles leclerc and y/n y/l/n tie the knot in a grand yet intimate ceremony held at their villa in monte carlo.
the bride wore a valentino couture gown complete with a sprawling train and platform heels while the groom sported a classic black tuxedo. y/n’s childhood best friend, lily muni he, served as the maid of honour, whereas her close friends, carmen mundt, kika gomes and heidi berger were bridesmaids. on the groom's side, lorenzo leclerc, his brother was the best man along while his younger brother, arthur and his friend circle, which included lando norris, pierre gasly, carlos sainz and alex albon were the groomsmen. the guest list included many notable presences such as sebastian vettel, toto wolff, taylor swift, zendaya, timothée chalamet, harry styles and many more.
the couple’s first dance was to the song "love letter from the sea to the shore" performed by delaney bailey followed by "it's nice to have a friend" by taylor swift and "sweet creature" by harry styles.
tap the link in our bio to get a look inside their wedding held at their stunning villa in monaco.
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landonorris my two best friends got married and i'm about to make it everybody's problem. congratulations, you horny motherfuckers. don't remember much of last night but as i'm sitting in a cafe in berlin, i know it ruled. here's to a lifetime of happiness, love and blessings and may this marriage not end in a divorce (y/n, lily still has that taxi driver on speed dial, say the word and we'll help you run away)
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username stfu im gonna cry
username i feel like a proud parent omg
username we've come so far 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
username not lando violating charles on his own wedding post 💀💀💀
username they're so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭😭
username i love them so much my lord
lilymhe you can still escape just sayin yourusername
-> yourusername i'll keep that in mind, thank you 💋
-> charles_leclerc is it too late to get a divorce
-> yourusername shut up you literally (and legally) signed up for this
username are we gonna ignore that fact that the wedding was in monte carlo and lando's in berlin
-> username how the FUCK did that happen
-> username i just know that the party was WILD
username "may this marriage not end in a divorce" PLS 💀💀💀
username the photos ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
username im living for the wedding content we're getting from like half the grid
maxverstappen1 berlin is nice
-> landonorris i know right?
-> username NOT MAX BEING IN BERLIN TOO WTF HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
username the event of the century 🔥🔥🔥
username THEY LOOK SO AMAZING WHATCTHRBUCJ
username in love with these
username god i need a life like this ://
charles_leclerc at least i had a gf and now i have a wife (thanks for the photos but i'm not paying you)
-> landonorris that's a fucked up thing to say to me (i literally hate you so much)
username fuck all the love stories except theirs
username my heart ://
username they SCREAM old money
-> username OMG THAT'S SO REAL
yourusername thank you for these pictures. we love you. take the train back to monte carlo rn or i am giving your gift to george. and thanks for the driver information, will keep that in mind definitely.
-> landonorris anytime. i love you both i guess. DON'T YOU DARE and of course, happy to help.
-> charles_leclerc DELETE THAT NUMBER RIGHT NOW
username charles has been married for one (singular) day and he's already fighting for his life 💀💀💀💀💀
username i love this friend group so much ❤️
username THEY BOTH ATE OMG
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lilymhe in my head, we're still those teen girls who planned out their wedding days with so much enthusiasm and with so much detail that it would've put these planners and binders to shame. it's kinda hard to believe that my best friend is now married but honestly, y/n/n, i couldn't be more happy for you. you're my best friend and i love you so much. thank you for being just a call away, always. here's to charles (barf) and y/n (❤️)
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username SHUT UP IM CRYING
username platonic soulmates ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
username AHHHSHDHDJDHBXSJ
username she's so pretty what the fuck
username Y/N ATE
carmenmmundt the prettiest bride 💕
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username two pretty best friends 🔥🔥🔥
username y/n looks so pretty what thebfuck omg im gonna scream
username my favs ://
username nah cus lily and y/n literally have my heart like they're my fav pair of best friends
charles_leclerc i remember when you threatened me
-> lilymhe good. remember it for the rest of your life.
-> charles_leclerc y/n she's doing that thing again yourusername
-> yourusername lily
-> lilymhe sorry
-> username NAH NOT CHARLES SNITCHING ON LILY
username she slayed so hard
username the barf and the ❤️ spoke VOLUMES
username im gonna cry they're so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
username i wish i had a best friend like lily ://
alex_albon i never get captions like this
-> lilymhe this isn't about you
-> yourusername yeah alex this isn't about you
username y/n's childhood best friend being her maid of honour 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
username in love with these two
username AHHHSHDHDJDHBXSJ
yourusername i love you SO fucking much
-> lilymhe i love you so much more
yourusername i'll love you always thank you for everything ❤️🩹
-> lilymhe you're my best friend, always here for you and your loser ass boyfriend
-> charles_leclerc I'M HER HUSBAND
-> lilymhe okay and??? she can get another one
-> username PLEASE OH MY GOD
username i adore their friendship tf
username don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry
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danielricciardo i had one (1) job and as you can see, i took it very seriously. mr and mrs. leclerc-y/l/n, everybody 💒🍧💐
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username LECLERC-Y/L/NS
username THEY'RE SO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
username i love them sm what the fuck
username my parents ❤️🫶🏼
username LOVING THE WEDDING CONTENT WE'RE BRING FED RN
username she looks so pretty omg ☹️☹️☹️
maxverstappen1 why are you acting like your ass isn't in berlin with us?
-> danielricciardo THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET YOU SNITCH
username WHAT THEBFUCJ HAPPENED LAST NIGJT 💀💀💀💀💀 why are they in berlin
-> username oh the night was wildin 🔥🔥🔥
username daniel.jpg but on main
username love them sm
username SO HAPPY FOR THEM AHSHDHSJDJBS
username living for this content
landonorris berlin kinda cool
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username WHY are they in berlin
-> username no it's HOW are they in berlin
username no bc i feel like such a proud mom like i watched go from "hiii/hiiiiiii" to "hehehehe i do/shut up charles, i do"
-> username that's what i call GROWTH
username her dresses ate omg
username i know daniel's not getting paid for shit
username im so ://
charles_leclerc lovely photos mate
-> danielricciardo so will you pay me?
-> charles_leclerc no
username AHHHSHDHDHDHXHXJDJDF
username gonna sob some more
username honestly crying tears rn
yourusername we love you daniel 🫶🏼 (get your ass back to monaco i am NOT kidding)
-> danielricciardo love you guys (omg we're on our way stop you scare me sometimes)
username IM NOT NORMAL ABT THIS
username fav couple
username thank u to daniel for these
-> username doing god's word fr
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yourusername words cannot express how much i love you. every single time i think that this is it, i cannot possibly love you more than i do, i'm surprised by myself because i do. i really do. i fall in love with you more and more every single day and i'm gonna spend the rest of my life showing you that. i loved you when you first told me that you really liked my smile and i loved you when you told me you hoped i lived nearer to you and then asked me to move in. i loved you when you took the time to get to know me and i loved you when you said that i was it for you and i will love you when our hair is turning gray and we're gonna look back and smile and fall in love even more. they're gonna have to kick us out of those nursing homes i swear. i truly cannot wait to look back on our life together, cardboard boxes full of our love, but until then, let's live it. here's to my forever love, my everything, my world. i love you ❤️
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username GOODNIGHT
username WHAT THR FUCK
username im gonna sob this is so
username they're married 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
username people say soulmates we say y/n and charles
username sliding down the door fr this is INSANE
charlotte2304 all my love to you both 💓
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username HE'S SO HUSBAND MATERIAL LIKE
username they're MY parents
username the caption took my heart out and squeezed it
username hahahahaha!!!!! i am NOT okay!!!!!!! what the fuck is up with that caption
sebastianvettel 💐💕
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username he's so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
username "i truly cannot wait to look back on our life together, cardboard boxes full of our love, but until then, let's live it" WHEN WILL IT BE ME
username "they're gonna have to kick us out of those nursing homes" me and who lol (i am screaming crying shaking)
username no bc i too deserve someone like this ://
username it's giving timeless by taylor swift
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username they're so taylor swift coded
username GOD ME WHEN
username gonna take a toaster bath brb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
username don't test me istg
carla.brocker my heart 😭🩷
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arthur_leclerc sister-in-law 💒🩷
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username IM GONNA SCREAM WHAT THE FUXK
username MY parents 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
username he's so husband coded ❤️🩹
username microwaving a spoon brb
charles_leclerc i love you so much it's unbelievable just how much
-> yourusername i adore you and every part of you
charles_leclerc my forever love ❤️ cannot wait to grow old with you
-> yourusername forever has never sounded so good ❤️
username gonna be thinking abt this for the rest of my life just so u know
username they're setting the standards so high i can't do it anymore what the fuck
username im so 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤
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charles_leclerc i honestly don't know what to say. you're my biggest dream, my wife and now that i'm saying it, it sounds so surreal. i have waiting been an entire lifetime to say these words and the fact that it's you in this lifetime (and all the others), is just amazing. i wish i had known you sooner, so that i wouldn't have to spend all those years looking for love in places where it couldn't possibly be. my love for you reached my past and before you came into my life, i missed you so bad. i hope that one day, when we're old and aged and have seen a thousand sunsets, you ask me if i love you and my answer will forevermore will be always, evermore, even after and still.
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username I CANNOT DO THIS RN
username everyone stfu im gonna cry
username english lang is so weird bc u say true love and it translates to y/n and charles
username nah the bar is too high atp im giving up
username SHE'S SO PRETTY MA GAWD
username the fact that they're now the leclerc-y/l/ns 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
lewishamilton so happy for you both 💐💒
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username "my love for you reached my past and before you came into my life, i missed you so bad" why am i crying.
username they're the blueprint for all love stories from now on btw
username I LOBE THEM SO MUVH WHAT GHE FUCK THEY'RE MU PARENTS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭 😭 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
usernames no bc the way all the photos are of random moments and this leads me to believe that charles just whips out his camera whenever y/n is just There and now im crying again
-> username he's just like us fr
-> username i too would play paparazzi for y/n is given the chance he's not the only one ://
carla.brocker coolest sister in law (best friend) 🫶🏼
-> yourusername carla i love you 😭
username still in disbelief they r married tbh
username i feel like we watched them grow up im so emotional 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
username she's so pretty i could sob
username why did u think that it was okay for u to post this.
username i am not okay
lorenzotl 🤍💐
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username SHE'S SO PRETTY
username charles won at life fr
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username caption called me single and lonely in 26836282727 languages 💔💔💔💔💔
username bro woke up and chose to destroy shakespeare with that caption 💀💀💀
landonorris loved the wedding 👍 i woke up in berlin
-> charles_leclerc the wedding was in monaco???
-> maxverstappen1 i know
-> danielricciardo we obviously had some ideas and now i have an ugly tattoo and there's a ring pop on my finger
-> landonorris max has one too
-> charles_leclerc YOU MARRIED MAX
-> danielricciardo NO
-> maxverstappen1 NO
-> yourusername this is hilarious
username i need to see more pictures from the wedding I NEED TO
username i love my wife (i am delusional)
yourusername i have already loved you for a thousand years ❤️
-> charles_leclerc here's to a thousand more ❤️
yourusername i love you so much like you're my person and i just love you so fucking much :/
-> charles_leclerc i love you so much more mon chéri
username they're so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
username IM SO AHJHSJSHDHDJSKDJD
username im gonna cry brb
#f1 x reader#f1 x female reader#f1 imagines#social media au#fake instagram imagines#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc x y/n#charles leclerc x you#charles leclerc#charles leclerc x female reader#charles leclerc imagines#charles leclerc instagram au#charles leclerc imagine#charles leclerc fluff#charles leclerc au#charles leclerc blurb
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“Henry fell first”
“No Alex fell first-“
Stfu they both literally fell together into a $75000 wedding cake
#red white and royal blue#prince henry rwrb#rwrb#henry fox mountchristen windsor#prince henry fox mountchristen windsor#prince henry of wales#alex claremont diaz#alex rwrb#Alex fsotus#casey mcquiston#rwrb incorrect quotes#rwrb Book#rwrb Movie
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ੈ✩‧₊˚ PADDOCK TO PADDOCK (LN) PART 2
lando norris x fem!horse rider!reader
series masterlist | prev part | next part
mclaren just posted a photo ੈ✩‧₊˚
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mclaren always wanted to see the paddock in its full glory? go behind the scenes with todays special guest, @/yourusername, as she swaps one paddock for another to see a little of what happens on a race day!
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user3 HELLOOOOO WHAT.
user7 WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS
user9 lando needs to stay focused :/
user1 stfu
alex_albon @/yourusername this is betrayal i’m disowning u
yourusername noooo dad pls. i’ll come to williams next💙
user7 y/n calling alex and lily mom & dad… she’s just like us for real
landonorris 🧡
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y/nupdates y/n today after the race!!! she was seen leaving with teammates lando norris and oscar piastri, and oscar’s girlfriend lily! thank you @/mclaren for taking care of our girl today🧡
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user4 prettiest baby in existence she is GLOWING
user6 can’t believe she’s an f1 fan this feels unreal
mclaren it was our honour🧡
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yourusername back from my adventures into training. qualifications coming up which means extra work for this little (big) man🫣
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user3 BEANIE BOYYYY🥹
user8 you got this y/n/n!!!!
flo_norris_showjumping best of luck for qualifying, let me know how it goes🩷
user2 carlos in the likes again i’m TELLING YOU lando is talking abt y/n to the grid boys
landonorris he’s kind of cute ig
yourusername DOES THIS MEAN YOU’LL MEET HIM
landonorris @/yourusername literally where did i say this
user4 petition for lando to meet mr. bean
f1updates just posted a status ੈ✩‧₊˚
f1updates asked about his growing friendship with showjumper y/n y/l/n, lando said today that the two are ‘just becoming friends’ and ‘don’t have much time to see each other’ now y/n is back in her home county. but sources close to the two say they’ve been facetiming most nights👀
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user10 everyone leave them alone and let them have their private lives challenge
user11 good! lando should be staying focused on getting good face results. he can’t afford this right now.
user9 thank you! i’ve been saying this for ages!
user3 jobless ppl in the comments he’s a grown man and they’re just friends anyway
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landonorris p2 quali in home race, and some great company. what could be better🧡
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user7 WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING TOO BUSY TO HANG OUT MR. NORRIS?!
carlossainz55 well done brother❤️
user3 CARLANDO🥹🥹🥹
user1 y’all weren’t apart for very long i see👀
user5 OSCAR IS SO CUTEEE😭
yourusername 🧡 can’t wait to watch tomorrow
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williamsracing just call us mr steal your girl👀 @/mclaren
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user5 AHAHHA IM HERE FOR MCLAREN VS WILLIAMS
user1 admin i love u so bad rn😭
mclaren @/yourusername how could you?!
yourusername a rock and a hard place…
alex_albon the BETTER team
user4 y/n, lily and zoe all together🥹🥹🥹
landonorris …
user7 OH HES SNDJSJSJS
user9 you deserve better lando!
user1 @/user9 once again, stfu
yourusername answer my text douchebag
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y/nupdates sending all the luck to @/yourusername and mr. bean today as they compete in the final qualification around for paris 2024!🩷
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user2 good luck y/n🥹🫶
user5 eeee today is the day!!!!!
user12 came for lando, stayed for y/n. good luck hon!
yourusername thank you guys🥹🩷 hope i can make you proud
a/n: i realise this wasn’t v interesting but… attempting a slow ish burn bc i love pining
taglist for the next updates can be found here!
- giselle xx
#🐴 paddock to paddock#f1 x reader#f1#lando norris x reader#mclaren#lando norris#lando norris smau#lando norris blurb#lando norris scenario#lando norris au#lando norris imagine
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“Nico didn’t need to be gay!!” “Everyone is making everyone queer!”
SHUT UP!
Do you want to know my thought process, leading up to HOH?
“oh my god is he serious there’s no way he’s gonna actually make him have a crush on Annabeth yeah just we need more of that terrible trope (c’mon please be Percy) are you seriously kidding me (wait omfg it might be) wait holy shi-”
Until the actual part I thought it was going to be Annabeth. I could not believe it. And yeah, it was fucking traumatic but do you know how many times I reread that passage because I thought it would go away? Be forgotten about forever? Never talked about again? But it WASNT. And I was incredulous.
Name one gay character from Harry Potter (no, dumbledore doesn’t count. literally stfu).
Name one gay character from divergent (Lynn dying and saying she loved Marlene doesn’t count). Edit: apparently there is also one gay couple and a guy having a crush on four, I had in fact forgotten about those (I haven’t read the books in 4+ years (2 of which I didn’t know I was gay) and I have always been impartial to lesbians ig)
Name one gay character from Hunger Games (no, Plurbius’ partner (Cyprus) and Barb Azure & the gal down the street don’t count).
Now you might be thinking “ha! you can’t say they don’t count!” but I CAN (especially dumbledore).
there’s a reason I remember the exact characters and the exact times their partners were mentioned! there’s a reason those are the only ones! Plurbius’ partner Cyprus is mentioned ONCE! and no pronouns used. Lynn and Marlene may have had chemistry before (I haven’t read the books in a while) but the only time she “came out” was her DEATH? and it could be interpreted differently. The Covey, Coriolanus, and Sejanus leaving to lake and letting Barb Azure see the gal up the street. That’s it! In the most popular Y/A books we get fed TABLE SCRAPS.
In PJO, it’s different. So much different. We have Nico, Will, Piper, Alex, Magnus (technically? idk), and probably more.
PJO also wasn’t marketed as some huge inclusive book! It was just a normal book, with a normal gay character in it. With 3! With 4! With 5!
No, not everybody in books needs to be gay. But some people in real life are, and sometimes those people have a hard time accepting that and sometimes seeing themselves represented helps just a tiny bit. So stfu and let us have this because y’all have EVERYONE else.
#pjo#percy jackson#pjo memes#heroes of olympus#pjo hoo toa#trials of apollo#hoo#toa#nico di angelo#will solace#lesbian piper mclean#piper mcqueen#piper mclean#Barb azure#lynn divergent#Marlene divergent#nico x will#solangelo#Plurbius bell#Harry potter#hp#dumbledore#lgbtq
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alr alr as requested by @stormbrite1989
let's talk about Alex Kwon
Alexander Kwon but pls don't call him by his government name. It's Alex or AK (he gave himself that nickname... def not catching on. no one is calling you that.)
Alex Kwon who goes to CSUF and part of a dance crew.... maybe even one of the main dancers. he's actually really quiet and awkward when u first meet him......
and then u guys actually hang out and....well now u cant get him to stfu
Alex Kwon who doesnt know how u ended up in his life but ur probably the best thing to happen to him right next to kimchi.
Alex Kwon who shows up to ur apt asking if u have food and swear up and down in the gc ur just a friend and ur the same ....
Alex Kwon who will literally call u in the middle of the night to ask u to get boba with him and u dont think twice to agree..... this whole time the boba shop is in San Diego
like hello?? we have an 8am???
"its fine just sleep on the way back" ???
Alex Kwon who is a clingy drunk and u guys may or may not have made out during the group's vegas trip ... and u swear ur in a situationship with him and he goes
"wtf is a situationship i'll kill us both??" this whole time he thought that kiss (make out) was u guys professing ur feelings for each other.
def told everyone ur his gf....
??? babes just last week u said i was ur best friend wtf do u mean
"idk i thought u knew" bitch i ???
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“i’m on my way to believing.”
lando norris x fem!singer!reader
warnings: talks of divorce
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itsyn it’s official, “the only exception” out now! this song is so special to me and is very different to the vibe of my other songs :))
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user1 YOU CANT JUST DROP THIS ON US YN!!! U WANT ME TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK
user2 DARLING ???? WHO U CALLING DARLING????????
⤷ user3 i mean… we’ve only seen her out and about with her “bff” lando 🤭🤭
⤷ user4 girl stfu 😐
landonorris SONG OF THE DECADE
⤷ itsyn don’t let my ego get TOO big 😔
alexalbon ON REPEAT 🔁
⤷ logansargeant he really does have it on repeat
⤷ itsyn it’s nice to know alex isn’t lying
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landonorris proud to be apart of y/n’s first love song 🫡
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user5 WHAT DOES THE CAPTION MEAN???
itsyn 🧡
⤷ landonorris 🧡
oscarpiastri he’s been bragging about this all week.
⤷ landonorris ur she didn’t invite u to the studio with you
⤷ itsyn BE NICE!!!!
user6 THE SECOND PHOTO THEY ARE SO CLOSE I CANTTTT KMG OMG HES LITERALLY KISSING HER FOREHEAD
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itsyn love song pop girlie effect
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user7 soft launch? hard launch? i don’t know anymore.
georgerussell63 carmen has had your song on repeat, i think she’s 60% of the streams
⤷ itsyn is the other 30% you?
⤷ georgerussell63 no it’s lando
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Marble Hornets but it's just me saying stupidity out of context
"BOYS CAN BE BOYS BUT NOT ON A CLIFF-" -Brian or Hoody
"I am the homiest of sexuals" -Literally any of them, most likely Jay
*Literally bleeding* "Damn, that really whipped my nae nae" -Alex
*Driving in complete silence* "Hey did you know Benjamin Franklin had 200+ human dead bodies in his basement-" -Alex or Tim
"I am simply a creature. Nothing more" -Skully
"Spinny spinny on the fun chair" -Any of them pre-mh/ interviews
*Talking to chickens* "Y'know... Y'all really understand me" -Masky and or Hoody
"Did he sprain his dick?" -Jay
"STFU HUMMING IS SCARY-" -Jay and Tim
"Whoever gave me the ability to walk the plains of existence is regretting it" -The operator
"Stop I actually wanted to beat up Tinkerbell when I was younger" -Alex
"STOP EATING ROCKS-" -Idk
"Fjdjfdjxcncncmcjfcjvm jtjjdrjemdm eeeeeee wxjdjckdm heehehe I spun around at 1am mid air" -Totheark
#marble hornets incorrect quotes#alex marble hornets#marble hornets#masky marble hornets#jay marble hornets#brian thomas#tim wright#jay merrick#alex kralie#masky#skully mh#the operator#slenderverse#Don't ask why I say the things I say
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BOTTY??? maam are you even trying
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❝ women’s hearts are lethal weapons ❞
val ! ✩ she/her ✩ minor ✩ jason grace’s gf (REAL) ✩ speak now obsessed ✩ gracie abrams lovebot ✩ summer baby ✩ certified procrastinator ✩ professional listener ✩ pathological people pleaser ✩ general amaya’s #1 fan ✩ fitz vacker defender ✩ honorary grammar police ✩ kpop stan (mostly ggs) ✩ my moots’ cheerleader ✩ under the illusion i can write ✩ somewhat smart ✩ cabin 13 girl ✩
dni: if you are racist, homophobic, xenophobic, support genocide and mass murder, sexist, 18+ only, religiophobic, creepy, toxic, or literally just a jerk, please leave!
byi: i swear sometimes!! i also adore using cute nicknames and pet names for my moots!! if you don’t feel comfortable w/ that or anything else, please let me know <33
moots - wattpad - ao3 - carrd - follower event (coming soon ⁉️) - 🇵🇸 | 🇺🇦 save the children!
•̩̩͙⁺ the basics ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘
call me valerie/val or twisted!!
she/her, straight (heterosexual), minor (18+ only acc’s please do not follow), 18+ do not interact unless i interact first or we are moots (on my list or to be added- i am the judge of who is to be added), cancer (zodiac, but i don’t believe in them), Christian (i post about it sometimes), << summer baby, entp (mbti), 4w3 (enneagram), ambivert, slytherin, cabin 13, shade (guys i swear i wasn’t trying to be edgy or smth with the past two and this 😭😭 i took the official quizzes i promise lmao), swiftie, kpop fan, staying up writing until 4am gives me life, purple is the best color (this is not up to debate, only yellow even comes close), proud notes app writer, CATS > DOGS (occasionally my verdict changes), bunny lover, chronic platonic sofitzer, i’m either hyperactive or extremely tired (there is no in between), people say im smart, but sometimes i feel like the biggest idiot ever lmao, and ofc dex dizznee’s much needed publicist (my favorite role of mine ever)!!!
•̩̩͙⁺ music ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘
taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, sza, conan gray, alicia keys, emei, gracie abrams, maisie peters, sabrina carpenter, laufey, queen riri (rihanna), adele, tiffany day, le sserafim, ive, newjeans, itzy, nmixx, stay-c, aespa, everglow, txt (baby fan), illit ＆ more kpop, lizzy mcalpine, pheobe bridgers, nessa barrett, pinkpantheress, claire rosinkranz, lyn lapid, alessia cara, reneé rapp, mckenna grace, and more!!
as i hope you can tell, i like a lot of music :)
•̩̩͙⁺ books ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘
pjo, hoo, (never read toa, but yes, ik what happens in tbm), the rrverse, kotlc, city spies, ss (spy school), alex rider (not done with rr), the academy for the unbreakable arts,
and my many other fandoms i’ve forgotten about (dead magisterium fandom oop-)
i’ll add more fandoms as i remember them lol
•̩̩͙⁺ ships ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘
rayllum, clauderry (stfu they’re adorable), percabeth (otp energy), sokeefe, dexiana, tiana (yes i know im the most indecisive bitch ever shut up you toad /jjjj i actually love u platonically), jason grace x ME (/j but i do love him lol), and more!!
•̩̩͙⁺ blogs ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘
side blog: @yourtangledpromises
taylor blog: @iknowplxces
writing blog: @thejournalofvalerie (coming soon) (also, i won’t write anything 18+!! except curse words occasionally)
poetry blog: @yourwhisperedsecrets (coming soon)
moodboards/aesthetics blog: @yoursweetconfessions (coming soon)
and perhaps more?? (muahahaha)
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if you’d like to be added to my moots list, or talk, please tell me (by wonder girls)!!
if we’re moots we’re actually bffs now (you just don’t notice it yet)
if i don’t respond to your ask/tag/rb/literally anything immediately i am not ignoring you!! i’m just lazy or busy and will do it later <33
im your biggest fan btw
1 Corinthians 16:14
with love,
valerie
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I watched the final Netflix adaptation of FMAB. Here’s some of my notes
- “Y’know, I don’t think he has any need for his dad.” Hoenhiem. Uhm you left him he kinda did for a while so idk why you’re being bitter now
- YOOOOO SIG AND IZUMIIIIII
- RAHHHH I LOVE THEM
- Okay the fighting is better this time, less choppy
- Izumi’s actress is ON POINT I LOVE HER
- “I was never much of a proper parent to either of those boys” Ya don’t say. (I’m not a Hoenhiem hater, but I am a Hoenhiem critic.)
- “Maybe you should’ve told them goodbye and talked to them before leaving. Maybe then their grief wouldn’t have taken over.” SAY IT IZUMI
- “I reorganized your insides lol” Hoenhiem you could tell Izumi before you did that?? Creepy man.
- Still didn’t use the music from the original :(
- Okay Ed should be covered in blood after falling into it but he isn’t, just his head bandage. Wtf is up with that??
- GIRLIE I CANT WITH ENVY RN WTF
- WTF IS THE CGI OF THE HUMANS ON HIS MANE (?)
- EW IT GOT WORSE
- Okay how tf did envy knock them onto a stone platform that was LITERALLY NOWHERE TO BE SEEN UNTIL NOW
- Mustang and Riza my beloveddddd
- The actor for General Hakuro is pretty good tho, very weird, but good
- Girlie you walked into some weird shit
- Mustang girlie I luv you so much tho hope you slay this movie
- Oh hi Father
- “Daddy…?” -al “DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR-“ -father
- Also highkey the actor for Envy is really good too
- “How do you know Hoenhiem?” “Technically he’s our father” TECHNICALLY HAHA
- Ed is like “touchy no no, no touchy”
- Girlie you are a creep HANDS OFF THE LITTLE GUY
- Ed’s just like >:/ wtf get off
- WHY ARE YOU PETTING HIM???????
- I feel violated just watching this
- YEAH LING SAVE HIM
- YOOOO WERE GONNA SEE GREEDLING :D
- Ew that’s fuckin goopy (philosophers stone)
- It looks like melted jello ewwww
- Okay idk if seeing greedling is worth it for this shit
- Why is his mind blue???
- Wait did we see greed lose his body in the first one or….
- I don’t think we did???
- Uhhhh idk and I don’t wanna go check because the first one is bad
- Lowkey he’s fine as hell tho
- Mustang looks so damn done lmao
- HE’S SITTINF LIKE THE SHINJI MEME WAIT
- LMAOOO THATS SO GOOD
- okay okay it’s time for me to get my Mustang being a dad moment don’t fail me now movie
- Stfu Bradley no one cares
- WTF WHERES MY MOMENT HELLO
- ARE WE NOT GONNA GET THE 520 CENZ PROMISE??
- I HATE THIS
- Okay Ed, Sig, and Izumi get to interact now :D
- Okay so now we’re getting the scar brother research moment? Outside of Briggs? Cool? I guess?
- Oh hi greedling
- Okay so apparently father killed greed cause he disobeyed him but that’s all we get for that.
- Also this story set up just doesn’t and will never work as well as the first one, so much stuff is intertwined in different events and mixing it all up like this just makes it so confusing and that’s part of the reason why this just doesn’t work
- But I’ll ignore it for the sake of things
- OLIVIER :D
- Mustang and Riza checking in on their kids :D
- I’m so normal about found family
- 5 minutes in Briggs and Ed is already in trouble. In character stuff
- Also we gonna talk about his automail or we just gonna skip over that for plot reasons
- OLIVIER I LOVE YOUUUUUU
- WOMEN ARE HOT
- am I bi
- YESSS ICE QUEEN ICE QUEEN
- “How’s Alex?” “He’s good!” “…shame.”
- Okay sloth looks less weird than I imagine
- OLIVIER WITH THE BOMB :D
- Love her what a Queen
- Still wish they used the original soundtrack I will forever be mad about that
- SLAYYY OLIVIER YASSSSSS
- please marry me
- YEAHHHHHH
- Okay Ed just kicked sloth off of briggs? Girlie even with automail I doubt he could kick him that easy
- So Olivier doesn’t suspect Ed of anything? Out of character, #notmyicequeen
- Also turns out Hakuro and Raven are both the same person in this version??
- Oh Hi Winry
- “If I step out of line, they’ll do something to you.” Awww baby protect your gf
- YEAHHHH OLIVIER AGAIN :D
- “I won’t let anyone do whatever they want in here!” SAY IT GIRLIE YEAHHH
- please I’m begging you marry me
- on my KNEES
- They could not have casted her better
- Bb girl it’s so hard to understand you when you’re so fine I can’t focus
- Okay now Drachama is attacking Briggs
- When Sloth goes back in the hole Raven/Hakuro looks like a grandpa when he’s told he can leave the nursing home for the day to play golf and if that isn’t a summary of the entire us government idk what is
- AWWW WINRY HAS A CHARM ON HER BAG THAT LOOKS LIKE DEN :D
- Sorry Olivier, but it’s so hard to focus on this serious scene with your luscious lips and beautiful face
- She would murder me for saying this all but IDC IF TJAYS HOW I GO THATS HOW I GO
- Alphonse!! :D
- Hoenhiem is like “hUH???”
- He didn’t know about Al’s body????
- Okay bestie :/
- Father of the year fr
- Can’t even keep up with the fact that his son doesn’t have a body smh
- Okay Xerxes time
- ED IS THE SAME ACTOR FOR YOUNG HOENHIEM???
- Okay I get why
- BUT OKAY THEN IG
- Okay cool Xerxes sequence
- “Everybody is dead” lol cringe get good
- Sorry I have the humor of a middle schooler
- Oh hi Greedling
- Am I bi cause THIS MAN
- Okay now it’s Al!Pride time just out of nowhere for no reason?
- “So you’re gonna try and beat me then?” -Pride
- “… nah you’re freaky lol” -Hoenhiem
- Hi again Al
- “Don’t insult my son bitch” okay we love that
- “Okay, let’s all go beat the dwarf in the flask :D” -Hoenhiem
- “NO ONE FUCKING ASKED UGH” -Ed
- MUSTANGGG LOOKIN SPIFFY
- Still mad we don’t get the 520 cenz promise
- AHHHH BLACK HYATE
- LUV HIM
- Also seeing Mustangs team all together is so slay :D
- “Don’t die while we overthrow the government y’all.” -Mustang
- Oh great bad cgi soldier things
- YEAHHH MUSTANG SAVE YOUR SON!!
- Okay good Envy and Mustang will fight :)
- Now it’s time for CRAZY MUSTANG :D
- BURN THE BITCH BURN HIM
- ED LOOKS SO SAD AND CONCERNED :(
- YEAH RIZA STOP HIM STOP HIM
- YEAH ED STOP HIM
- “GIVE IT TO ME FULLMETAL NOW! OR ILL BURN OFF YOUR LEFT ARM!” ANGST ANGST ANGST
- “JUST TRY IT! GO AHEAD! ILL THROW DOWN WITH YOU NOW!” YEAHHHH SAVE YOUR DAD!!
- “YOU PLAN ON STANDING AT THE TOP OF THIS COUNTRY LIKE THAT?!” CRYINF SCREAMINF RAHHHHH
- “YOU KNOW THIS ISNT WHAT YOU WERE STRIVING FOR” PARENTAL!ROY AND ED PEOPLE WE ARE GETTING FED TONIGHT
- YEAH RIZA AND SCAR STOP HIM :D
- The way Ed got ready to fight when Mustang looked like he was going to snap at him I :,)
- “I am a giant fool forcing you all to act this way.” HUG YOUR WIFE AND SON
- “Lieutenant, please lower your gun. I’m so sorry” GONNA CRY NOW
- I still wish we got the 520 cenz promise and I will never not be bitter about that
- I don’t care that it’s not the point of this IM STILL MAD
- OOP BYE ED
- AWWW MUSTANG CALLING FOR ED BEFORE HE GOES :,) WERE GETTING FED GUYSSSS
- Okay I don’t like the fight between Bradley and Fu as much this looks more like stage fighting :/
- That’s the only one so far I didn’t like tho so….
- How tf is Riza gonna survive tho the weird doctor guy isn’t here
- DONT LOOK DIRECTLY AT AN ECLIPSE GUYS WHAT???
- Also those do not go that fast either
- I got to see one and it was really slow but fun ig
- Idk I was like 13 so
- Anyways
- YEAHHH ED HELP YOUR DAD!!!!
- Okay I wish they added colored contacts for this or smth so it’d be similar to the series and make more sense but eh… who knows
- ED YOU GOTTA KEEP HELPING HIM HE CANT SEEEEE
- or get revenge that works too
- Okay cgi for the absorbing god scene is cool
- Alright who’s ready to fight god?
- Am I hallucinating or is the actor for Al also the actor for god!father/Dwarf???
- IM NOT THATS HIM
- OKAY IG
- All the actors for this are really good actually. I can tell they have passion for this. I appreciate that.
- Okay it’s time for Ed to almost die for the 5000th time
- YEAH MUSTANG FUCK HUM UP
- YEAH EVERYONE!!!
- POWER OF FRIENDSHIP YIPPIE
- Also someone get Ed. Or don’t
- Nah cause the creepy guys gonna get him now
- AL
- THIS SCENE WILL NEVER NOT BE SAD TO ME
- DONT TOUCH THE CHILD WEIRDO
- It’s funny cause when I got into this I was younger than Ed and now I’m older than him. Fixation really be lasting a while. It’s the neurodivergence isn’t it.
- YEAHHH NOW WE GET HIM BACK TO HIS BODY :D
- I can’t even tell if it’s good because the series is good or if this is actually a good movie
- Oh hi greed I forgot about you lowkey
- But you’re hot so hiiiiiii <3
- “YOU DARE DISOBEY YOUR FATHER?!”
- “ITS A LATE-STAGE REBELLIOUS PHASE IM GOING THROUGH!”
- Iconic.
- And get punched idiot
- OKAY TIME TO BRING BACK AL
- YEAHHH HOENHIEM TAKING RESPONSIBILITY
- “Let me at least do something fatherly in the end” AHHHHH
- “STOP BEING A DUMBASS DAD” AWWW ED
- “You finally called me dad 🥹” I CANT VISIBLY REACT I DONT WANNA DISTURB MY ROOMMATES BUT AHWHWIWJEVRI
- “I was always a human to begin with. All is one, one is all. Even if I can’t use alchemy, I have great people in my life. My precious friends and family.” STILL THE BEST QUOTE FOREVER
- YEAHHHH RIZA AND MUSTANG WILL FIND A WAY TO GET HIS EYESIGHT BACK
- AWWW WE GET A TRISHA AND HOENHIEM SCENE
- YEAHHH THE BROS COME BAVKKKDHIHZHW
- AND WE SEE HUMAN AL WITH SHORT HAIR
- AWWWWWIEHJEIEHWHWH
- IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS EVER
Conclusion: yep. This got me in the heart, even if it isn’t the show itself. Still stuff that bothered me. But overall, this series of movies is not so bad. Not so great, at times, but not so bad. Honestly, I think they did the best they could and that’s really all I could ask for. And it was nice seeing them all in live action. For this movie, an 8/10. For the series of movies? 6.5/10. Not remotely comparable to the original series, but still a worthwhile watch and something I’d recommend if you want a recap of the series but don’t have time to watch it all again.
Let me know if you all want notes on the first one! I watched it a long time ago but I’ll do it again for y’all. Much love guys <3
#fma blog#fmab#fullmetal alchemist#edward elric#fullmetal#fma brotherhood#ed elric#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#fma netflix#netflix adaptation
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Peyton: "Literally me when Jack - alpha werewolf - emo - scary - if you see me smile in a fight... RUN. - single - straight - i love my mommy - badass"
Kat: "STOP."
Alex: "Yall are just jealous"
Kat: "Maybe you should put your shirt back on ASSHOLE."
Alex: "Bit-"
Peyton: "Guysss!! Stop fighting!! Kat, this isn't youuu!!"
Kat: "bro not this again."
Peyton: "Where is the cutie kitty kat i used to knoooww?? I miss the old you!!'
Sam: "this is literally why we broke up"
Peyton: "Please, Kat. I know you're still in there"
Kat: "literally stfu you taste like shit"
Peyton: "If you're going to fight Alex, fight me first."
Kat: "dude 💀"
Sam: "PEYTON YOUR CRINGE IS CONTAGIOUS."
Peyton: "😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"
Alex: "i need to shit."
Sam: "shit in my mouth"
Kat: "that's kinky"
Sam: "☹️"
Kat: "peyton your cringe is rubbing off on us"
Peyton: "YOU GUY-"
Sam: "ATCHOO!"
*silence*
Kat: "Sam you r-"
Sam: "ATCHOOOOOOO-UGH"
Peyton: "sam i wish you DIED in that fire"
Sam: "DATS BEAN DOU'R STO BEA- ATCHOCOOOOOOOOUGHAHHHHHH"
Kat: "gurl go get the fucking duct tape"
Peyton: "already on it"
Alex: "But then I can't kiss hiiimm!"
Kat: "good."
Sam: "ATCHOO-uH. buCk" *snort*
Alex: "but then we can't be famous with all the fanfics"
Kat: "YOU GAYS ARE OVERRATED."
Sam: "ATCHOOOO-doW" *fucking falls down*
Peyton: "SAM SHUT YOU'RE BITCHASS UP YOU HAVE L RIZZ"
Alex: "💀"
Alex: "BRO CAN I NOT DO THAT?"
Sam: "ATCH- phHHHFFFT"
Peyton: "EW HE SNOTTED ALL OVER ME!!! THAt IS A BIG L"
#alex mclinn#katlynn johnson#peyton mclinn#sam broadly#authors of tumblr#writers on tumblr#fanfic#fanfiction#brokenly beloved
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as an english-irish person living in england, i hate watching pundits rave about english sportspersons alone.
like if that person is having the best season of their career and stuff fair enough but like fr.
tbh english people are extremely annoying in general, don't even get me started on football 😃
Yeah this rugby World Cup was brutal for me lol.
I will not be getting your started on football because frankly it will start me and the rant will be LONG.
I don’t even watch football but every four years for the World Cup and the euros too actually, I am assaulted by a carpet bombing of media nonsense saying “it’s coming home”. IT IS NEVER COMING HOME YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM SUCKS. They have sucked since 1966 stfu. Just…ugh. Every single time they enter a tournament I hope they lose to the most obscure teams imaginable.
And that’s no hate to the players really I’m sure they’re all- well they’re all people so no hate to them. But absolutely hate to the hive mind delusion, the folie en masse, that takes over whenever this patently average team is in a tournament that history, statistics, and common sense tells them they will lose. 
Okay it was a rant anyway 😂
But it’s literally like if Sky Sports just randomly decided Williams was going to win the WDC and the WCC because they’re and English team, and the whole year ALL they would do is pretend that Albon was going to beat Max in a Williams and every time Alex didn’t score points it would be someone else’s fault and they just refused to acknowledge that the skill and the car were just not there to make it happen.
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Because you mentioned G&C I went back to these clips. I love that song.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CpGMu4rt25q/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Thank you SO fucking much for sending me this because apparently I already have to edit my post??? How in God's name did I forget that Alex literally said he wrote that song about Jack (idc if he was joking HE SAID IT) Jesus. Fucking. Christ. All three of us. I'm not kidding when I say I'm crying right now like there are tears streaming down my face (yes I'm also on my period stfu). All three of these??? WHAT???
#brb going to add this#but UM???#i'm losing my goddamn mind#kalina answers#jalex#jack#alex#glitter & crimson#making a tag for this bc it's my favorite atl song (I think)#and lbr ima scream about it for the rest of my life
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