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sexovampiro · 22 days ago
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The most awful lineup of bachelors I’ve ever seen…
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soulfulweaver · a month ago
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alex 8-heart event
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aman-duuh · 3 months ago
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if you chose the female farmer in stardew valley and married a male character, you are automatically a girlboss and your husband a malewife sorry i don't make the rules
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meii-jasmine · 10 months ago
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[COMIC] Alex’s Horror Movie Training
Sam looks like he’s having a wonderful time!
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aramanna · 2 months ago
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Go kiss your spouse and maybe you'll regain some energy 🙄
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ellrie · 8 months ago
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a chart ive conducted of the stardew bachelors
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thatsmutbean · 4 months ago
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They're besties, your honor
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stardewcowboy · 4 months ago
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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY Y’ALL
I wanted to do more but I only had time for two 😭
But I wanted to show my appreciation to y’all and your support 🥺💕 things have been rough which made me be in a sudden hiatus for a little while. But things are starting to look up for me and I wanted to make something in celebration and hopes for more activity. 💕
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carpsurprise · 4 days ago
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˗ˏˋ ´ˎ˗ kiss the bachelors and ... !
→ kiss alex on the inside of his wrist and … that confident charm he holds will start to falter. the intoxicating intimacy of a kiss pressed to an unloved, unthought of spot— the feeling of warmth against his pulse— can only unravel the tight coil he has spun for himself over the years. after so long, it seems now is the moment to tell someone that he hopes they’ll never leave his side.
→ kiss sam on the forehead and… his partner will feel the weight of his forehead pressed against theirs. his movements would be slow, calculated and anchored, as he treasures the warmth of his partner radiating through their skin. even such a simple kiss, small yet significant, shows sam exactly how his partner feels. he’s never been one to not appreciate the little things.
→ kiss elliott on the neck and … his shoulders will tense in sudden shock, roused from his studies of prose and literature, jostled from the languid daydreams only a writer can hold. with the hair of his neck standing straight at this sudden... proclamation, a sudden surge of adoration will wash over the curves of his cheeks. if his muse should unearth him once more, surely, something wonderful would manifest out of it. 
→ kiss shane on the hand and… he’ll retract it like a shock of electricity had pulsed through his fingers. give him a moment to recollect himself, the reminders of learned self-love and reminders that yes, shane, you deserve this sound off like bells in his skull. he’ll place his hand back into his partner’s, silently hoping for one more.  
→ kiss harvey on the shoulder and… the dials of his radio will move one notch further than he intended, jumping in his seat as he looks over his shoulder to the gift-giver. his heart flutters when he asks what had brought on such intimacy, so out of the blue, so spontaneous. the reason for their impulse holds no weight to him, but just to see the mischief in his partner’s eyes is enough to ask once more. 
→ kiss sebastian on the cheek and ... watch as his hands stall in their movement, held in open air at the sudden show of affection. it seems to be much harder to focus on work after moving into the farmhouse. maybe, for a moment, he’ll roll his eyes with a lazy smile, smitten with the spring air and the weight it holds when someone you love is near. 
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buttonhead · 2 months ago
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we r T4T
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incorrect-sdv · 7 months ago
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Alex: ahaha sorry im so late. I was just off...yknow doing manly things. I was playing sports and uhm thinking about women
Haley: yeah me too
Haley: wait fuck
Haley: men
Haley: i was thinking about men. I love men. So strong i love how they play sports and...be men.
Abigail: omg the closet is GLASS
Sebastian: there isnt even a closet at this point
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moonviewfarm · 7 months ago
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whatever you say Alex
(click for better quality!)
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htdoodle · 8 months ago
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Little Alex sketch 🏈
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aman-duuh · 3 months ago
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alex is the 🥺 emoji in the relationship in both real and cringy ways and you cannot tell me the otherwise
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meii-jasmine · 10 months ago
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[COMIC] Alex discovered Harvey loves planes
Shane most likely told Alex about Harvey loving planes, then Alex went off to buy him the first thing he googled.
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vitikko1 · 8 months ago
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cheese-doorstop · 25 days ago
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Drew my favorites! :)
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Imagine if Harvey and Alex swapped bodies and had to do that whole cliche thing where they can't let anyone know.
Perhaps it's the farmers or the wizards fault but it doesn't really matter now they just have to fake it till the farmer can complete a stupid bundle to change them back.
Perhaps George has a check up scheduled with Harvey that they can't cancel so Alex has to pretend like he knows what he's doing while harvey just awkwardly sits in the room trying desperately to give hints.
"Now it's time to uhm- uh-" "God just spit it out already we know what checking some ones vitals means." "Oh, yeah that's definitely what I was gonna say!" "Yeah whatever just put that stethoscope thingy on his chest and ask him to breathe already so we can leave, I gotta... football?".
After the doctors visit Alex awkwardly asks George if it went well and George just goes "you seemed just as incompetent as usual, so I guess it was fine".
Harvey on the other hand is having a bit of struggle acting like Alex around everyone else, Harvey hasn't been Alex's age in a very long time and when he was Alex's age he wasn't very... uhm... Alex.
In his early 20's Harvey spent most of his time reading text books and building model airplanes, he didn't talk to alot of people if you get my drift.
So now Harvey is very awkwardly trying to imitate what a cool person in their 20's might be like even though he has no idea what that could be.
Haley asks him to dance at the flower festival and Harvey acts like his normally anxiously flattered self and that really weirds Haley out so much that she takes back the offer immediately, making Alex quite mad and embarrassed.
This would probably be even funnier if Alex and Harvey tried to dress more like themselves, just because Harvey is Alex now, that doesn't mean Alex gets to walk around in a letterman jacket as if he's still in high school, it's suits every 24/7! And Alex on the other hand spends alot of his time with his shirt off.
By the way Alex is incredibly upset by the loss of his abs, he went from being this buff and strong 20 year old with abs to having toothpick arms and chicken legs and somewhat flabby stomach (hey Harvey is pushing 40, he can't help it, it's why he takes aerobics classes) with a stupid mustache he thinks is hideous.
At one point Alex tries to tan to make himself feel better but he ends up looking like a giant tomato with obvious tan lines because Harvey is so pasty that he can't tan as good as Alex.
At the end of this when they switch back they're just gonna be like "Ya know, I thought the point of a body swap was to understand the burden of each other's life's and grow to understand each other more. All I learned is that I'm painfully awkward." "All I learned is that I'm never gonna be a doctor, it's too stressful" "Trust me Alex, that is NOT the reason you will never be a doctor.".
Edit: hey if you guys are gonna keep liking this post can I ask you to check out the drawing I made for this post, I worked hard on it and it's gotten very little attention, I know it's pathetic to beg for likes but it is the first thing I ever drew for stardew valley.
Plus it even has more ideas for this in it, I guess you don't have to but it would make me feel a bit better about wasting my time on drawing that.
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stardewcowboy · a year ago
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Alex coming out.
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ronuyu · 4 months ago
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wanna play some gridball?
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