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smilingbluetiger · 4 months

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Baker Street Talks

(Mycroft x Y/N)

Y/N *enters a room where everyone is bent over a jewelry catalog: Hey, what are you guys up to?

Everyone: *shudders

Sherlock: We're picking out an engagement ring

Mycroft: *is ready to fratricide.

Sherlock: Our friend Alex is finally moving his ass to propose to a special goldfish

Y/N: Ooo, that's nice. Can I help?

Mycroft *steps away from a heart attack: Of course...

William Sherlock Scott Holmes

Alexander Mycroft Chad Holmes

Jessica Eurus Tiffany Holmes

I thought the first names of the Holmes trio were perfect "nicknames" when they wanted to keep a secret. For example, when Alexander finally chooses a ring 💍💖✨

#baker street talks #mycroft x reader #mycroft bbc #bbc sherlock #sherlock and mycroft #sherlockbbc #mycroft imagine #mycroft holmes #sherlock holmes

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robert-j-t-wilson · 2 years

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The Problem in Spying (Original Male Character / Mycroft Holmes)

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INTRODUCTION

Sir Robert James Timothy Wilson, His Grace The Duke of Surrey was born the 14th of June, 1980 in Guildford, Surrey, Admiral of the Royal Navy, Major-General of the Scots Guards, Lieutenant-General of the Royal Marines, Air Vice-Marshall of the Royal Air Force and Superintendent in the Metropolitan Police. Being 192cm tall was one of the best agents MI5 had back in the day.

Alexander Mycroft Chad Holmes was born on 12 February 1975 in Solihull, Birmingham, was a Lieutenant in the Coldstream Guards and an MI6 agent, who, after a time, became the British Government. Being 186cm tall has the PM as his right hand.

They have a few things in common, both of them are the eldest of 3 siblings, are one of the most respected people in the UK and, the most important of them, they blocked their feelings after a traumatic event.

This story will begin in 2012, before the Diamond Jubilee and the London Olympic Games, just a few years after since the disengagement of the British government and MI5 and MI6. Mycroft is in the British Government and Robert is head of security of the Royal Family

@anonymoussherlockandmarvelgeek

#bbc sherlock #mycroft bbc #mycroft holmes #original male character

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johnlocked-as-fuck · 5 years

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imaginemycroftholmes · 6 years

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#mycroft holmes #chad holmes #meme #chad meme #its pn the internet so it must be true #i need to go to sleep #but i wont because of Alexander Mycroft chad Holmes #sherlock #bbc sherlock

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lacelynpage · 2 years

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Something you do to annoy them for fun~ Sherlock Preferers

Sherlock:

The most amusing way to annoy Sherlock is to play a note wrong on the violin. You always play a song he knows and will purposefully play the wrong note or play a section out of tune. It is fun to watch his nose wrinkle up and see him wince at each incorrect note. He usually will end up either taking the instrument from you or playing the song after you have finished correctly. It is a way to annoy him without making him mad.

John:

The best way to annoy John is with the simplest things. Not putting your cup on a coaster is one. You will both on purpose and on accident sometimes not use a coaster. It is amusing to watch him scowl and grumble about it. Sherlock will do it as well and you both laugh about it together. One day you both filled at least a dozen and half cups full of water, tea, and coffee and left them around 221B for John to find.

Mycroft:

It is easy to irritate Mycroft. One of the simplest things that will drive him crazy is if you call him anything but Mycroft. His full name is Alexander Mycroft Chad Holms and you loved to use any variation of that to bother him. You called him Chad, Alex, Myke, Alexander, and of course Mykie. It was highly amusing watching his eyes start to twitch as you called him anything but his preferred name.

Greg:

Greg is not a terribly neat person. His desk is usually in some sort of disarray but he always claims he can find everything. The best way to get under his skin is to organize it just a little. You never actually fully clean it but you will put certain things away so that he just gets annoyed. You mostly do it if you're upset with him over one thing or another. But sometimes it's just because it bothers you.

Moriarty:

Your favorite way to bother Jim is to hide things from him. Mostly his phone or his keys. It's fun to watch him rush around the house trying to find them and in the end just hold it out to him. Usually he will then chase you around the house till he finally catches you. Then you usually make him kiss you before finally giving them up and letting him leave. It bothers him when he can't find them but the chasing is always amusing.

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neverlet · 3 years

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Do you know what the L in Mark L. Gatiss stands for?

I think you saw my memes-

I don't have time for introductions, I have to explain everything before the FBI arrives.

We all know that the information that Mark Gatiss has a middle name came out on July 25, when he published a post about the lost Doctor Who script:

What's interesting is that the first episode of the Sherlock series also came out on July 25, but that was more than 10 years ago. To understand what the L in Mark's name means we need to dig a little deeper. And so. I made a scheme:

From this scheme we can see that Mark is just a clone that Colonel Black created (let's assume he created the cloning machine). He cloned himself many times, but right now we are only interested in his main clones. That is, Alexander Mycroft Chad Holmes, Richard Lazarus, and Mark L. Gatiss.

As we know, Mycroft became ruler of the country, which means he made sure that no one found out about the cloning and rejuvenation of Richard Lazarus. Except me, of course.

Damn, I can hear the sirens already..! God, I've got to do this faster...

Let's move on. We know that Mark L. Gatiss is a 3-word initial. Which means it's three connection points. And what has three points? That's right, a triangle. And the triangle as their symbol was used by the Illuminati.

Over the years, the Illuminati have changed their goal, but now they come to one thing: they spread their religion by holding weekly rituals called "Gatiss Wednesday".

Who performs these rituals? It's a certain @lavenderandvanilla, whose nickname, oddly enough, begins the same way as Mark's middle name. That's hardly a coincidence.

More and more people are joining the movement. And everyone is being greeted nicely:

There are more and more of them and Mark is about to achieve his main goal of ruling this world and everyone will worship him.

Things get worse when you find out that his butt has fans, too. Here's the proof.

Probably @sexygatiss is the craziest fan alive... We should be afraid of them.

Likewise, his followers believe that today is clone’s Mark's birthday. Along with that, they write about how wonderful Mark is... I don't think we can save the planet from them... They're all out of their minds.

Oh, I'm forgetting the main thing... The scheme also says that Mark is connected to Lucifer. I wrote that for a reason. It was written by Mark's chief preacher:

Which means that Mark or Colonel Black is Satan himself or Satan was their ancestor. Unfortunately, there is too little information on this as well as time.

They're already breaking down the door! God! They're gonna kill me!

The L in Mark's name stands for-

Hail Mark L. Gatiss!

#mark gatiss #mycroft holmes #markgatiss #sherlock #bbc sherlock #bbc #ask #happy birthday #october 17

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azicrowscottage · 3 years

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My new favourite thing is calling Mycroft “Chad” after finding out his full name (Alexander Mycroft Chad Holmes) because I think it would be absolutely hilarious if Mr. Diogenes Club Posh Boy™️ went by a name like Chad lmao

#bbc sherlock #sherlock #sherlock holmes #john watson #benedict cumberbatch #mark gatiss #steven moffat #mycroft bbc #mycroft holmes #bbc

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 3 years

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No one talks about the fact that Alexander Mycroft Chad Holmes went on to buy his little sister a $ 10 million violin just because.

#mycroft was either threatened to do so or he plain did it because it was eurus' birthday #i am convinced with the second reason because he's just a mom y'know #bbc sherlock #mycroft holmes #eurus holmes #a strad for gosh's sake can we all talk for a second?!#A STRADIVARIUS

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pothosacademia · 3 years

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William Sherlock Scott Holmes

Alexander Mycroft Chad Holmes

Jessica Eurus Tiffany Holmes

when was someone going to tell me that Mycroft is a legitimate chad

#sherlock #bbc sherlock #mycroft holmes #sherlock holmes #eurus holmes

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me-myself-and-my-fos · 3 years

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bweodnfodk Mycroft knowing how mad I am at him based on what I call him

if it’s ‘honey’ I’m just upset

if it’s ‘Mycroft Holmes’ I’m angry and he probably ends up sleeping on the couch

if it’s his full name ‘Alexander Mycroft Chad Holmes’ it’s time to relocate to another country

#there’s probably only one instance of me using his full name and he most likely ended up staying somewhere for a day or two until he knew I #was no longer furious #he really has to fuck up in order for me to use his full name #otp: i don’t mind the cold

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saoirse-1887 · 3 years

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Things Sherlock has said that nobody will believe:

"Stop being a little bitch about it," Him to Greg when taking shots.

"I will fuck your shit up,"A bit tipsy, talking to his brother.

"I went to school for five years, five years John, and for what? To chase literal geese around London!" After our whole ordeal with the blue cab.

"If Mycroft and Anderson were in the same room, their stupidity would combine and compress the space and matter to create a black hole of idiocy." Him ranting about people being stupid.

"How long do you think it'll take for him to find the dildo?" Him when when the murder weapon was literally a big pink dildo.

"The knife penetrated him through the anal cavity, it was about 11 inches long, 2 inches wide." A man was stabbed in the arse.

"Suck it." Him to Anderson when they were close in theories, but he turned out to be right.

"Why is it purple, and do I even want to know what is on the wall."A chemical murder.

"Shut up, the genius is speaking." He was hungover at a crime scene

"If I can't legally have drugs, smoking is frowned upon, I rarely get good cases, and I can't committ crimes, what am I supposed to do?"There was a drop in crime and he wss bored.

"If I were a plant, what would I be?" He took a couple too many buzzfeed quizzes.

"Birth is a curse, existence is pain, life is purgatory, and humans are a plague." He had a three-day long migrane.

"Indigo or Vermillion?" He was picking out what shirt to wear one day and asked me.

"Fight me." Him to Mycroft when they were showing off.

"Make me." Him to Mycroft.

"How illegal is it to produce methanphetamines?"He was really bored.

"What's that, why is it sticky, and can I lick it?"Him at a crime scene.

"You are an absolute genius, but at the same time you're an idiot."Him to me while we were at a scene.

"How far up your arse would this umbrella go?" Him to Mycroft.

"Don't make me steal your cat." Him to Molly when she wouldn't let us in the lab.

"How much time would it take to read the dictionary backwards and then from the middle to the outsides?" Once again, very bored.

"Anderson, be still, I might miss and decapitate you."We were seeing how the murderer did it and anderson was the test dummy.

"William Sherlock Scott Holmes isn't half as bad as Alexander Mycroft Chad Holmes. Mycroft is a Chad!"A bit tipsy.

"Once we enter this restaurant, my name is Charels and yours is Mason, we have been married for 10 years and it's our anniversary. Put this on." We went undercover for a case.

"If I had a child, their name would be Casey, just so I could call them Case." We were talking about kids.

"I abhor the day I was born."He was sick

"Kiss Greg, Marry John, Kill Anderson." We were stuck in a house so we started playing kiss marry kill with the people in there.

"So I accidentally broke the door… how? Well, there was this guy with a blowtorch." Not sure what happened to this day, we laughed so much that we couldn't breathe.

"What do you mean you can't bring the cello? I need it!" Him to someone over the phone.

"Why are there so many strange insults? What even is a prick?"Drunk off his tits.

"You underestimate just how much I hate myself." We were at a muder/suicide and he described the symptoms and how they did it. We were all worried about him.

"How long will it take for me to drink all of this? I know its embalming fluid!" Him to Molly after a really long case.

"That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard you say Lestrade!" Greg told him that he and Mycroft were dating, I laughed at him the entire way back to the flat.

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So I found the thing I was talking about

#saoirse says things sometimes #sherlock holmes #221b johnlock #sherlock #221b #john watson #cursing tw #this was an old doc so like #ya #original writing #I have no idea where this came from honestly I was just bored

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kikehernandezs · 3 years

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Im in and out of the Sherlock fandom but I never forget mycrofts full name: alexander mycroft chad holmes.

#hes a chad #CHAD #Sherlock

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tales-of-inkinc · 7 years

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William Sherlock Scott Holmes Alexander Mycroft Chad Holmes Jessica Eurus Tiffany Holmes When your first name just doesn't reflect your inner sociopath, ya' know?

#Sherlock #the Holmes SIBLINGS #william sherlock scott holmes #headcanon #But... seriously

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timelord-but-meme · 4 years

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just found out what Sherlock, Mycroft, and Eurus Holmes’ full names are.

William Sherlock Scott holmes

Alexander Mycroft Chad holmes

Jessica Eurus Tiffany holmes.

IMAGINE THE SAME SHOW BUT WITH SHERLOCK BEING CALLED WILL, MYCROFT BEING CALLED ALEX AND EURUS BEING CALLED JESS

thanks for coming to my red talk

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