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Ticklish Hyde? :з THAT'S CUTE DON'T EVEN DENY IT

#jekyll and hyde #the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde #edward hyde #henry jekyll #kuu’s art tag #kuu’s jekyll&hyde #kuu’s hyde #kuu’s answers #kuu’s jekyll #alexanderrlewis #still working on the monster asks sjsjsjsjs #i couldnt help myself with this idea djdndndn #harry also bullies ed; its a revenge cycle #comic

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You know what's cute? Ticklish Severus. You know what's even better? Mischievous Dumbledore in it :з

OH GOSH THAT’S FUCKING CUTE

someone like snape WOULD be really ticklish. it’s absolutely mortifying to him, (and something lily used to exploit all the time to win one over on him during arguments). 

god i can imagine how amused albus would find that

#snumbledore #is that the ship name? #alexanderrlewis #tickling

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When Cheddar sees an upset person, he's trying to calm him down. Imagine Kevin find that out and then covers his face with his hands, while Ray watching the dog going crazy

One of Kevin’s friends tells him that Cheddar did that and it was the cutest thing so Kevin tries it out and calls Cheddar over to him and covers his face. Cheddar is immediately very concerned and starts whining and pawing at him and trying to lick him and at that moment Raymond walks by. He pauses and watches the scene before going over and being like “Kevin? Kevin are you alright? Kevin?” and Kevin’s there with h is dog and his husband both fussing at him and trying not t o laugh.“It is not the least bit funny.” - Raymond Holt

#Q&A #b99 #alexanderrlewis #raymond holt #kevin cozner #what acute ask!!!

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Remus Lupin || Tickle Headcanons

Requested by @alexanderrlewis.

Lee:

Gets tickled the most out of the Marauders.

Doesn't love being tickled but doesn’t hate it either.

Can’t stand being teased.

Curls up in a vain attempt to protect himself.

James pins him while Sirius gies to town on him.

Tonks discovered his ticklishness early in their relationship ship.

Worst spots are his neck, stomach, and knees.

Ler:

Surprisingly good at teasing.

Knows the weaknesses of all of his loved ones.

Sirius and Tonks are his primary victims.

Has also attacked Harry on multiple occasions.

A very careful and methodical tickler.

Uses whatever tickling method work best on his victim.

#remus lupin #harry potter #headcanons #tickle blog #tickle community

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Kevin and Ray explain LGBT to little Marcus? Thank you!

“Marcus…I think it’s time we explain something to you.” Raymond sighed and knelt down beside the boy, who looked at him curiously. “I know you may not understand this now but it’s important that I say this because we’re family.” He rested his chin on his fist and observed Marcus, who was smiling now.

“I have come out to your mother and grandmother, both of whom understood and accepted me and I hope that you will do the same. I am gay, Marcus. I am a gay man. Kevin is my fiance.” “Kev?” Marcus asks, looking around. “Yes, Kevin. Please don’t call him Kev he hates that.” “Kev??” Marcus asks again, sitting up. “You are a little rapscallion…real devil may care attitude.” Raymond compliments, watching as he sits up and then sits back down again. “You would have fit right in in the 70’s. Though I’m glad you don’t have to deal with that level of blatant racism. Now you only have to deal with different blatant racism of today and the future.” “Are you explaining racism to the baby?” Kevin asks, now standing in the doorway. “No, don’t be ridiculous. I won’t explain that until he’s at least three. I was explaining being gay to him.”“Was he explaining racism to Marcus?” Debbie called from the kitchen, where she was helping Kevin make cookies for her husband’s school bake sale. (When Raymond had pointed out that perhaps she should just make her own damn cookies she had said she’d bring Marcus and he’d acquiesced immediately). “No, just explaining being gay.” Kevin called back, spinning on his heels and returning to the kitchen. “Oh, well that’s fine! Tell him about the pride parades Ray!” Raymond picked up Marcus and followed Kevin into the kitchen. “The pride parades are noisy affairs but they do symbolize how far we’ve come. I was there when the first one happened, not in it however- Hm?” He paused as if to listen. “Kevin, he wants to see you.” “Marcus? Oh, well give him here.” Kevin took the baby and pointed at a bowl that Raymond took over stirring. “Now Marcus what did you wish to speak with me about?”Marcus smiled and screeched happily, Kevin nodded. “Ah, I see…yes.” Kevin bounced him a bit and Debbie smiled at her son’s laughter. “He wants to know the nuclear launch codes.” Debbie and Raymond both burst into laughter and Kevin smiled, raising an eyebrow. “This baby is a criminal Debbie.” “Aw hell!! Damn Marcus, I didn’t know it was like that!” She gently took Marcus from Kevin who wiped his hands and began to take out baking sheets for the batter. “Raymond, Marcus wants to know where the keys to city hall are.” “Under the doormat. By which I mean our current governor.” Kevin laughed and Raymond smiled.They continued to joke and laugh and (in Debbie and Marcus’ case) eat cookies until the late evening when Debbie left with what was left of the cookies. “Thanks for everything guys!” She called over her shoulder as she got into her car. “Let’s do this again sometime!” “Goodbye Debbie, goodbye Marcus!” They both called, waving. “Ah, what a mess we’ve made.” Raymond remarked, examining their kitchen. “If only Marcus were here, he would clean all of this. Just like our current governor will clean up the streets.” “So are we going to think about maybe cleaning our kitchen in four years?” Kevin chuckled and Raymond laughed, both of them getting to work.

#Q&A #alexanderrlewis #s orry for not sticking to the prompt li ke at all #I feel that Marcus would grow up knowing what LGBTQ means because he has relatives that he's close to who are gay and supported/accepted #but then I came up with this silly i dea so....resident silly man (me) wrote it #b99 #kevin cozner #raymond holt #b99 marcus #thank you for your ask!!!

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HEADCANON: Kevin is scared of darkness!

Kevin HATES this and would rather DIE than admit it and when he does it’s just like “Being in the dark is highly discomforting as I cannot see.” instead of saying he’s scared. He had to sleep with a night light as a kid and when he got to a certain age his parents said he should learn to sleep without it so he did but he was still scared and he’d open the windows as much as he could so as much light as possible could get in! Or he’d stay up until it was light out or he’d go somewhere that he thought was safer? I headcanon that his family had a dog and it wasn’t allowed on the beds or anything but Kevin would coax it up to his room when he was scared.

Holt doesn’t really understand this fear but he wouldn’t dream of teasing him for it. Kevin has long since outgrown a night light but having a person or noise to latch onto is very comforting and Raymond snores lightly (a fact which Holt disbelieves) and is warm and very THERE and it’s perfect and wonderful. This was an issue during the safehouse because the combo of unfamiliar+in danger+dark = a lot of stress and anxiety and thus an overactive imagination so he’d stay up until it was light out or he was literally too exhausted to keep his eyes open. Holt gives him a pocket flashlight.Also semi-related but I thought it’d be cute if Debbie was also afraid of the dark and Holt used to comfort her when she was scared. I just like their dynamic.

#Q&A #alexanderrlewis #raymond holt/kevin cozner #b99 #thank you!!! sorry I got to this so late!!

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When Kevin is sick, he forgets about his medicine ALLLL the time, what can you think about this?

Kevin usually has an impeccable memory but when he’s sick all of that flies out the window and it’s obvious he’s coming down with something bc of all the obvious mistakes he makes. One time when he had a flu he mixed up “pacific” and “specific”. It was a dark day. Raymond has to keep track of whether he’s taken his medication or not if he’s really sick because he’ll th ink he has and not take it or he’ll think he hasn’t and take too much (one time he drank half a bottle of nyquil and slept so long that Raymond took him to the hospital only for Kevin to wake up in the waiting room requesting a blanket).

#Q&A #alexanderrlewis #kevin cozner #thank you!!

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Hot and lots of physical contact! Like, sometimes he's just in the mood for that, and he just hugs, kisses, wraps his arm around Kevin, lightly tickles him or something

“Are you in one of your moods again?” Raymond trailed kisses up Kevin’s shoulder and settled onto his neck, making the other man shiver slightly and relax. “What makes you say that?”

“My astute observational skills.” Kevin said drily and Raymond nipped him for the sass, smiling at the gentle yelp. “I don’t have time for this. I have to read and edit my academic essay.” “Then by all means read and grade away, I am in no way stopping you from doing so.” Raymond practically purred, holding Kevin comfortably in his arms. He was sitting on a pillow to usurp his boyfriend’s size advantage. “You know full well I will not be able to do that if you continue this…cajoling.” “Then perhaps you will have to bear with it for now. I’m sure it won’t last long I’m not a man of unlimited cajoling.” Kevin raised an eyebrow and bent his head to look back at his boyfriend. “Four contractions in one sentence? Raymond, you are an absolute dog.” The man in question only hummed thoughtfully and, taking the opportunity presented to him, gave the love of his life a proper kiss. After breaking away Raymond exhaled softly then nearly shouted in surprise as Kevin suddenly threw his arms around him and initiated a series of kisses that made the air around them feel warmer and warmer as time stretched on. “That.” Kevin rasped, looking down at Raymond. He’d been able to gain the upper hand and pin Raymond’s wrists to the mattress, his torso slipped between his legs. “Is how you cajole.” Raymond grinned devilishly and Kevin returned it, books and papers long forgotten. “Cajole away Kevin~”

#Q&A #alexanderrlewis #thank you!!! sorry it took me a calendar year to write 5 sentences #b99 #younger raymond was more impulsive and wild

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What headcanons do you have for Snape?

ohhhh gosh. i am reassessing him a lot since it’s been so long, but

he’s kinda sickly. like, he’s so fucking good at potions that you can rarely tell, but he’s suffered from very autoimmune issues his whole life. he’d probably get a little bit better if he wasn’t always so stressed, but that’s... not exactly easy to fix. madam pomfrey is up his ass constantly to get some damn rest.

he can be quite menacing and mean, but i disagree that he’s any more abusive then the rest of wizard society (which has some really backwards ideas at a fundamental level). he’s largely all bark and only some bite. he’d rather die than let a student be gravely injured.

he doesn’t want to admit it out loud, but he actually does like harry and probably catches himself enjoying things he hears about the trio in the hallway. this is extremely frustrating for him. ten points from gryffindor.

his hair isn’t greasy, it just has a different texture and shine bc of all the potion brewing he has to oversee. if you were stuck in a cauldron room 12 hours a day your hair would look odd too.

he has a tiny stick-and-poke tattoo on one of his calves, which matches one lily has. they were dicking around while hanging out one day and decided to do this. it’s probably a smiley face (done by lily; he did a frowny face on hers), but you can barely recognize it, it’s so small and haphazard. he loves it all the same.

he can slow dance well.

#alexanderrlewis

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WHAT IF: High-school au Kevin x Raymond?

(Interpreting this meaning “Kevin and Raymond met in high school”) Raymond is head of student council and Kevin is in the newspaper. He writes an article on how the student council rarely has any non-white students on the board, nor does the PTA have any non-white parents despite their school having a fairly diverse population. He is discouraged by faculty from writing about this topic so they conduct the interview in secret and distribute the finished piece around the school, going so early that it’s still dark out. It’s all very exciting and both boys feel as if they’ve met someone who will forever be a good friend.

 Neither of them identify as gay at this point in their lives but they think of each other as very…close. They often hang around each other alone, eating lunch in rarely used stairwells and rushing to class when they hear the bell until they’ve timed it perfectly to maximize their time talking while also not having to make a mad dash to get to class on time. They sometimes hold hands during recess, in the library, behind the reference section which no one pays attention to (not even the librarian bothers to, the books are all dusty and haven’t been moved for years). They say their hands are cold even in the summer, each going to the bathroom and running their hands under the icy water in the faucet until it hurts. “Your hands are always cold.” They both say, not unpleasantly.

Kevin is better at fitting in than Raymond, who is black and intelligent and not shy about it. Kevin gets picked on for being too feminine or a nerd, but Raymond gets followed and harassed and teachers, even teachers who claim to be sympathetic, don’t intervene. Kevin hugs Raymond and tries to tend to any injuries he might sustain as well as any high schooler with no medical knowledge can. He says he wants to be a doctor one day, on the verge of tears. Raymond tells him he’s too sensitive to be a doctor and they fight, but make up the very same hour. Raymond learns self defense with his sister, which his father teaches them.

They have sleepovers and sometimes fall asleep cozied up next to each other, staying up so late that they can’t possibly move to their individual sleeping bags. They wake up early and separate so they aren’t found like that.

Kevin often writes in his diary about Raymond and eventually writes letters TO him, in a code he’s made up. He doesn’t tell Raymond the code but the next week there’s a letter for him in the same code. They talk about which teachers they dislike, what movies they want to see, how much they like each other and how much that scares them. One day Kevin’s mother finds one of the letters and though she can’t read it and thinks it’s a game (”You’re too old for these silly things Kevin.”) he tears up all of them and doesn’t go over to Raymond’s house for a half a month.

 Raymond is incredibly upset by this and his mother asks him if Kevin is perhaps a very special friend to him. Raymond repeats that Kevin is a very special friend to him, the moment is tense. His mother gives him a hug and says that she’s sure he will be back then, if he also considers him to be special.

 “Which he better.”

 ”Mother.”

Kevin indeed comes back, apologetic and gives his reason. Raymond forgives him and asks that they talk next time. They say they’ve missed each other. They did.

 Raymond and Kevin both join the debate team and are the best ones there. They’re both ruthless in tearing apart their opponents and confident in themselves and their abilities. One always cheers the other on. One day they’re faced off against each other and everyone thinks they’ll choke and not want to do it since they’re…best friends, but they act the same if not MORE passionately. The debate ends in a draw and while they’re waiting for their parents to pick them up they hold hands and kiss for the first time, obscured from view in the supply closet. They kiss a lot more after that, first claiming that it’s just practice and then that it’s just friendly (giving examples in literature and history of men kissing other men) and then they don’t say anything at all.

 They go out together on trips to museums and historical landmarks and once, a while after Raymond’s father died, they just took the bus to its last stop and wandered silently. They were careful not to touch.

Kevin has more pocket money than Raymond (though he’s not poor, Kevin’s family is wealthy) and they can thus afford to stay out until the sun goes down, which they often do. For their birthdays they give each other gifts even though neither of them want birthday parties. Kevin buys him a train set one time, a very realistic one, and Raymond is so happy that years later he still has pieces of the train. Kevin is often given books with little notes about what Raymond thinks of what’s happening or if he thinks that this character is like Kevin.

 At graduation Raymond is named valedictorian and Kevin is named salutatorian (he has no interest in mathematics in high school and thus does not excel at it. Raymond is good at excelling at things he does not particularly have an interest in, just to show you he absolutely can). They give speeches about how they were tormented in school and no one liked them and the teachers were horrible and they fucking MADE IT. (They aren’t as explicit, it’s very very veiled, they’ve written and rewritten and bounced ideas off of each other). In each other’s yearbooks they write coded messages of forever love. They still have their yearbooks years later, and they still have their forever love.

#raymond holt/kevin cozner #long post #Q&A #alexanderrlewis #thank you!!! This really spurred me on as you can see!! #I interpreted this as the current timeline but they met earlier not modern-day-high-school-au #b99

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What headcanons/fics/ets can can you think of with: Kevin having an asthma?

I don’t know anything about asthma but I suspect it wouldn’t effect his adult life too much. He doesn’t the seem the type to do a lot of impromptu physical activity, he takes classes and does some sports with Holt but those are things he prepares for. It effected him more as a child than it has in his adult life and he regularly cited it for the reason he couldn’t run in gym class even though he could run fine.

“Raymond you take my breath away.”

“Mm. Humor?” 

Zoom out, they’re sitting on the bleachers outside of a running track. Kevin takes breaths from his inhaler as Holt holds a cold cloth to his forehead which does nothing for his breathing but is appreciated due to the sweat. 

#Q&A #alexanderrlewis #kevin cozner #thank you for the ask!! Sorry I'm not very knowledegable on the topic #also for spelling knowledgeable wrong

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Between Kevin and Holt; who's the one who doesn't sleep, and who's the one that needed to be woken up because they will just sleep all day if someone won't struggle for some time to get them out of bed?

Holt wakes up easily because he goes to bed and rises at generally the same time every day since becoming a captain (barring emergencies). Kevin has a more difficult time getting up but “more difficult” in comparison to Holt is still much better than the average person. He also has a tendency to “sleep in” on weekends since he’s a professor but he considers sleeping until 10am very late. “Kevin are you alright? You nearly slept until NOON.”“Have I? Good heavens.”Despite this, it’s my personal headcanon that Holt is less of a morning person than Kevin and kind of just powers through them. Kevin also stays up later than Holt most nights (but again, I headcanon that they go to bed earlier than the average person might)

#alexanderrlewis #Q&A #Jake stays up until 2am in the safehouse and Kevin goes to bed at like 11 and considers it late #Kevin is a heavier sleeper than Holt #Holt wakes up very easily but also goes to sleep very easily

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I really liked your asthmatic Kevin AU! Could you please write something about Kevin forgetting his inhaler and has an asthma attack, while Ray doesn't know what to do? They're in the precinct

(Fair warning this one kinda ran away from me: Also thank you but it’s not my au! That was from an ask sent to me by alexanderrlewis, I know nothing about asthma~!!)

 “Thank you for agreeing to have lunch with me Raymond.” “Of course, we both had the means and the will to do so.” The elevator doors opened with a quiet ‘ding’ and both men stepped out, letting go of one another’s hands. It wouldn’t do for that kind of flagrant flirting in a professional environment.

“Ooh Captain, back from a hot date?” Cooed Jake. Holt sniffed the air, the room smelled like smoke. “Whatcha doing there Cap-u-tan?” Jake asked, laughing nervously now.

“Did you burn something in here Peralta?”

“Hm? Well….”

-Flashback static sound-

Charles steps out of the elevator with “genuine Caribbean cigars!” Rosa points out that they say ‘made in China’ on the box at which he looks disappointed. 

“Oh man, I paid like five hundred bucks for these!”

“You did!?” asks Amy.

“….No.” Says Charles, looking avoidant. “That was a joke it was…a joke.”

“Charles’ horrible finances aside, you guys can’t smoke in here.” Terry admonished, looking up from his desk. 

“Aw c’mon! Amy smokes in here all the time.”

“No I don’t!”

“Yeah! She goes up to the roof for that!” Jake chimes in defensively. Amy groans and covers her face. 

“No one’s smoking in here! It’s a fire hazard and- WHAT THE HELL!?” Everyone jumps as the sound of popcorn being popped fills the precinct. 

Hitchcock and Scully happily take the steaming bag from the microwave. “Relax.” Hitchcock says with a bravado that might have been cool some 40 years ago. “We’ve got everything under control.” He then lights one of Charles’ cigars, which Charles is astonished by since he hadn’t given him one. 

“Where’d you get that?”

“Deli.” Hitchcock says, shoving his hand into the bag. Unfortunately, it’s still steaming and so he jerks it back, yelling. To nurse his hand he places the cigar in the bag. Scully screams and tries to blow out the fire without damaging the popcorn. This goes on until Rosa sprays the whole scene with a fire extinguisher. 

-Flashback end-

“So…it wasn’t my fault this time!”

“Ah, I thought we had another Wednesday incident.” Raymond says, inspecting the very wet floor. 

“That was literally years ago please stop bringing it up!” Raymond shrugs and turns to his husband, who had gone silent.

“Kevin, are you alright?” Kevin nods, searching his pockets and bag for something. Unable to find it, he begins to sit down on the floor which startles Holt immensely. 

“Well no, I’m sorry. It appears I’m having an asthma attack and have neglected to bring my inhaler.”

“What!?” Raymond paces nervously around Kevin, who is attempting to focus on breathing. “Where is it!? Dear God!”

“Please don’t panic-” Kevin says, voice strained. 

Rosa goes to get Amy because she believes that she’s more acquainted with “Nerd stuff.”

“How can I not panic my husband is dying literally in front of my eyes!? I’m calling an ambulance! No, they won’t get here in time.” He turns to Peralta. “How far away is the nearest hospital!?”

“Like ten blocks?” Raymond turns back to Kevin, outstretching his arms. “Perfect, I’ll carry you there!”

“With all due respect sir I really don’t think- oh you’re lifting him as we speak.”

As the elevator door closes with Holt and Kevin inside, Amy rushes into the bullpen. 

“Where is he!? Where’s Kevin!?” 

“Holt went king kong and is currently-” Jake looks out the window. “Sprinting down the street towards the hospital with him.”

“Damn it!!” Amy curses, slamming down her first aid kit. Jake and Rosa give her a strange look. “I mean..” she says, softening. “Ohh…good…..”

#Q&A #anon #-big ol shrug- this is....idk man #everyone wanted to chime in on this one huh

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