not particularly excited about the next waterparks album but i've grown such an emotional attachment to parx it's hard to let go so in the end i guess i'm still looking forward to whatever awsten puts out
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Alexi, if covering a U.S. national team that is actually, you know, successful at what they do makes you this fucking bitter and unhappy — stop covering them.
Not one single women’s soccer fan would mind, I promise.
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You know history because you’re a history major. I know history because of Hetalia. We are not the same.
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why are you bitching and moaning that more than 350 people saw your poll
shut the fuck up
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Ah, welcome new people to the Where Is Lucy's Promotion*? wonderings
*yes, we know there is like proper police procedure and blah. For all that "proper"ness I would like to ask, is Nolan's shirt sleeve free of stripes? No. No, people. It is not. And why is that? ( *cough* old white dude privilege) Was that promotion presented in any way shape or form in a believable way? Cuz if you think that was feasible, I've a bridge to sell you...
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The crossover no one asked for.
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Alexis and Maximo are always liking my TikTok videos 🥺
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there was a shut up alexi sign at the game last night
I approve this message.
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🎶 You go down just like Holy Mary. Mary on a, Mary on a cross. Your beauty never ever scared me. Mary on a, Mary on a cross. 🎶
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Btw one of my oldest memories consists of this time in uh, kindergarten. We had this game going where the teachers would give this little monkey toy once to every student for them to keep for the day and it was like the highest honor given to the best student of the day. And one day I was literally just Determined to get the monkey, I remember I went as far as to not go on my favorite spot to play on (a tube on the wall where I'd stand on) like they told me many times to not do like this was it this was going to be My Day and then this fucking guy, Alexis, I remember him, he goes and gets hurt Honestly Pretty Bad like nothing that couldn't be treated there but I think he had a big wound on his elbow or forehead idk but it was a big one and at the end of the day they were announcing who'd take the monkey and bc he didnt cry after getting hurt they gave it to him and I was HEARTBROKEN to the point I just straight up broke down in tears to the confusion of literally everyone. I tried to explain myself but they just promised they'd give it to me tomorrow I think. It wasn't the same tho. It didn't hit the same at all. And that experience still haunts me because something something bending over backwards for the approval of others that later goes unseen because what's hard for you isn't for everyone else and they can't seem to appreciate your individuality and struggles. Whatever. Kills a hostage.
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what is Joe Biden’s plan to deal with people who don’t know how to mute themselves on Zoom
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