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Naruto and Mei S/O NSFW
Naruto loves Mei's blowjobs, her mouth is always insanely warm and soft on his cock. The Mizukage may or may not be using a tiny bit of fire chakra to make her mouth and body hotter for him~
Mei loves taking short breaks from her Kage duties to have a quickie with Naruto, after all no one likes to be stressed. And she wouldn't think it's too far off to say that she'd grown a tad addicted to how good Naruto could make her feel in just a few minutes
No matter how many shadow clones Naruto makes when they're fucking, she takes them all on with confidence and glee. By the end of their session, it's a coin flip to see which of them is more exhausted. But both are very satisfied
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darksaiyangoku · 4 years
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Lots of people say Dragonball was the top anime of the first generation and than the bite three (Naruto along with Bleach and One Piece) were the top anime of the second generation. What would u say is the top anime/s of this generation?
I’d say it’s:
My Hero Academia
Black Clover
Demon Slayer
Attack on Titan
Sword Art Online
Reincarnated as a Slime
Beastars
Devilman Crybaby
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rwbysmutfordayz · 4 years
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What r ur top ten fav pairings if I can ask?
Grimm: My top 10 fave pairings? 1-Lancaster 2-Enabler 3-GrimmXGirls 4-Nutz and Dolts 5-White knight 6-Dragonslayer 7-Digital Clock 8-Kittens chameleon 9-Arkos 10-Snowbird Tenshi: 1. Enabler 2. Nuts and Dolts 3. Ladybug 4. Freezerburn 5. Witch's Blood 6.Gemstones 7.Guns and Roses 8. Monochrome 9. Lava Lamp 10.Arkos
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dark-beacon · 4 years
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Sorry I ran out of words for a little more but hopefully that will do
Oh no yeah that’s alright. Tumblr lol. But yeah the ask is fine thanks for it
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multiplesmutthings · 4 years
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Funny part is that I was going to send an ask earlier today but when u posted that announcement I decides gainst it since ur not that much into smut and have one lea bother.
Lol wow alright. Eh go ahead and send it anyway. I’ll do it when I’m off hiatus. Which should be soon I guess for a bit when spring break rolls around.
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gorillageek27 · 4 years
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If you receive this, you make someone happy. Send this to ten of your favorite blogs who make you happy or some that you think need some cheering up. If you get some back, even better. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
@howlingday @bssaz97 @dragonotaku-justineverything @laserdog10 @alexsuperstar @madman479r @darksaiyangoku @shieldnsword @rwby-and-wraslin @soldieroflandb @dam1994s
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spoonoftar · 3 years
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Friends.
Sorry I put you through this mess. I have got hot time right know and "the first post" was apperently trigger for me to snap a steam.
Now, when I'm cool I see it was unnecessary argument. I feel ashmed a little - I waste much time for useless fight I ussualy try to avoid. Yes, I hate BB, I voiced my arguments in wrong place, who cares what I think? Eh.
@alexsuperstar @laserdog10 @arc-carnage @batcharcoal29 Thank you for your support&calming me down. I love you guys.
@dam1994s @idrownfishes0 You've taken ricochet bullet 'cause me. I'm sorry.
@thelastdragneel6417 Sorry to put you here. Hope you don't drop the show. Still waiting for your ff.
@dicknouget Fun fact, from my personal expiriance BB shippers are using smear "homophobic" for everyone that doesn't ship their ship. You confirmed it. And that's one of many points why I can't enjoy BB. I don't want have anything common with people who useing *this* word so easly for what??? Seriously, for what? It's not suprise there are morrons in both sides. Let's just go own ways. Peace out! ✌️
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the-wayward-arc · 4 years
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I'm a huge Jak and Daxter fan. Played every game since I was a kid and yes, even the the lost frontier. Jak 3 will.always be my all time favorite but in the process of replaying the franchise, thought of Jak and Daxter Au. So here we go, this might not go anywhere but thought it was fun honestly! This all that I have, feel free to add and I'll see if I go anywhere with it ^_^
Jak: Jaune
Daxter: Sun
Keira: Ruby
Samos: Ozpin
Errol: Mercury
Ashelin: Winter
Pecker: Neptune
Torn: Qrow
Tess: Yang
Sig: Hazel
Veger: Watts
Update: Thanks to @alexsuperstar For reminding of Winter! Winter is Ashelin~
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bleached-d-soul · 4 years
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Are there people whom you met here and consider friends/enemies?
I don't think of anyone on Tumblr as enemy. Annoying or unpleasant, but that's it and that's everywhere.
As for friends...
I am honestly really glad I started this blog. It gives me a place to write stuff no matter how crazy or dumb it sounds and no matter how short it is.
I consider everyone who decided to join and read my stuff a friend. In particular, I really appreciate people like @the-wayward-arc and @alexsuperstar with whom I often exchange ideas and bounce stuff off.
I really like the well-established @smh0217 and @rwbysmut4life who are there.
I cannot thank enough all the people who like and reblog my Asks and posts no matter how ridiculous those are.
I am genuinely happy for meeting all of you guys.
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jaunes-erotic-world · 4 years
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@alexsuperstar to answer this the thing is there are "different versions" of characters that appear on my blog when it come to AUs.
Normal Jennifer, as I mentioned, has her own lore story etc. and with regards to Jaune, she is a friend he met through Ebony who helps him train his aura. And when he trained with her they became friends with benefits as well.
In my blogs Milk Bar AU, Jaune didn't get into Beacon and instead ended up working for Jennifer as a live in employee and thus their interactions are slightly different and involved.
This highlights the importance of my desire for people to always ALWAYS put the Variant Modifier in there ask otherwise things can get confusing and jumbled up.
There was no issue here I just wanted to point out that important note about Jennifer having her own blog as well
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How about an AU where Jaune is part of Aces Ops and has to deal with his co workers Elm and Harriet trying to seduce him? (Also Winter although that one is optional)
I’ve already thought of so many possibilities with this ask and AU suggestion! @alexsuperstar is a creative genius! He came up with this in like 30 seconds! Absolutely incredible!
I introduce to you all, the Arc Ops AU!
(Loooooong ask ahead! BEWARE!)
“...and our return to Atlas was completely unobstructed.”
In James Ironwood’s office stood a group of individuals at attention in a line in front of the general’s desk. All of them were wearing Atlas officer uniforms, though each outfit did have some slight alterations to the standard outfit, five of them having obvious additions in the color red. These individuals were the Ace Ops, Atlas’ top team of huntsmen and huntresses. Though, there was one big difference to the usual squad.
This difference was the fact that there was one extra person standing alongside them. This person was a man by the name Jaune Arc, the newest addition to the once five-man squad.
He stood at rigid attention at the end of the line next to Marrow, someone he’d gotten along with on the team right out of the gate pretty much, aside from the fact that he forgot his name several times after their first meeting. Him meeting the rest of the team.... had been different than Marrow.
“Excellent work. If there is nothing further for you to add to, you’re all dismissed for the rest of the day. Report to my office tomorrow at 0800 for any top priority mission there might be for you.”
“Yes general!” Six voices chorused out at once. However, as they all turned to leave, the general called out to them to stop.
“Clover, stay behind for a moment. Along with you Arc. I wish to speak with you.”
And just like that, Jaune shot back to rigid attention. The other members continued to leave, though Jaune missed the looks that they sent his way. Clover also stood back at attention, but was obviously more relaxed about it than Jaune.
Clover thankfully broke the silence after only a few seconds. “What did you want to discuss with us sir?”
Ironwood propped his elbows on his desk and interlaced his fingers, looking over them at the two of them. “It’s time for Mr. Arc’s final evaluation.”
Clover’s eyes blinked a bit in surprise, but reeled it in quickly. “Understood sir.”
The general shifted his gaze directly on Jaune, who simply kept looking straight ahead over the general and out the window. “Arc, it has been three months since I put you with the Ace Ops at the request and personal favor to your father and grandfather. I had many doubts about you, both adding you to a team that already worked excellently together and towards you personally with your age and experience, but I think those thoughts were misguided. You spent time with each member individually and in different groupings to see how well you functioned with each member, and how they functioned with you. All around success there.” Ironwood took a breath, still noticing Jaune’s nervous posture. “You have passed all of the tests, assignments, and missions with the team that you have been given. And this last mission I have decided would be your final test. Clover,” The man in question answered with a quick ‘yes sir’ before Ironwood continued, “what is your assessment of Jaune Arc’s performance during the last operation with your team?”
Clover cast a glance to his newest subordinate, finding it hard not to chuckle at his beyond nervous posture. “Yes general. Rookie Jaune Arc performed to the best of his capabilities, following each order exceptionally and was always willing to provide support to each member, both physically and with his semblance. On the flight back he even went around to each member of the team and asked if they were injured in any way or wished to have their aura’s replenished with the use of his semblance.” Clover let the seriousness in his demeanor drop and smiled and Jaune, then back to Ironwood. “I fully believe that Jaune has been a great asset to the team and I would personally ask to keep him as an official member of the Ace Ops, deeming him an invaluable addition to us.”
Jaune couldn’t deny he was absolutely touched by what Clover said. It seemed that Ironwood was also a tad surprised with Clover’s words. Taking a deep breath, he spoke once again. “Alright then. Arc, it’s finally official. You are now a certified member of the Ace Ops. Congratulations.”
Jaune’s posture waivered a little. He wanted to let out just a sigh of pure relief hearing what the General said, but he held back. Instead, all he did was saluted and said, “Thank you General Ironwood sir!”
Ironwood nodded to him and unlaced his fingers to reach down and pull out a scroll. After a couple seconds of button tapping and entering a few codes, he looked back up to the two Ace Ops. “Your credentials have been updated. You’ll need to report to the armory to get your uniform updated as soon as you’re available.”
That last part confused Jaune. “U-update my uniform sir?”
“He means you’re getting your red kid.” Clover smiled and thumbed the red inside of his own uniform. “You’re a member of the Ace Ops now. That means you get something to show for it. You’ll get to choose what it is and where you wear it.”
“O-oh.”
“That is all you two. You are now dismissed until 0800 tomorrow.”
With one more salute from the two of them, they both moved towards the door. 
“Oh, and Arc?”
Jaune pivoted on the spot and turned to face Ironwood at attention again. “Yes sir?”
“You don’t need to turn your spin into a pole like that when you address me, it’ll start to hurt your back eventually.” A faint smile twitched at Ironwood’s lips before vanishing. “You also don’t need to act like I’m an Ursa Major ready to eat you. I promise you that I wouldn’t find you to be very appetizing.”
Jaune’s face burned at that and Clover was happy he was still facing away from them so he didn’t have to hide his wide smile or his silent chuckles. “O-of course sir. M-my apologizes.”
Ironwood nodded, “As you were.”
Jaune quickly got out of the room to avoid anymore interactions with the general. When he stepped into the hallway and heard the door close behind him, he slouched forward immediately, his back definitely was hurting. Laughter beside him got him to look over at Clover. “What’s so funny?”
Clover worked himself down to just a light chuckle. “Just how absolutely terrified you were in there. Seriously I thought your back was gonna break with how rigid you were.”
Jaune stood up and crossed his arms, but totally wasn’t pouting. “It’s not my fault he’s so intimidating. Sorry that I’m not use to talking to one of the most important people in Atlas on a regular basis.”
“Aaaahh come on. I’m just messing with you. Although maybe you wouldn’t be so nervous still if you hadn’t questioned his strategy a few weeks ago.”
“I didn’t mean anything by it! It just didn’t sound like the best course of action for our mission!”
“And believe it or not, I think that’s why Ironwood likes you.”
“Heh, yeah right.”
Clover just laughed again before walking off, waving backwards at Jaune. “Well either way, I’m happy you’re on the team. Congrats, I look forward to working with you in the future Jaune. And to how you’ll look with a little red on ya.”
Jaune watched as Clover walked away down the hall. As he reached and started going down the stairs, Jaune sighed and started walking himself. It was still only mid afternoon, perhaps he could speak with the people at the armory today about his uniform.
A few minutes into his walk, Jaune was walking past some of Atlas Academy’s classrooms. He was thinking deeply about what red updates he wanted. So deeply in fact that he was completely caught off guard when a hand shot out from a doorway to a dark classroom and grabbed him by the collar of his uniform. Jaune hadn’t even noticed the door open.
Before Jaune fully snapped out of his thoughts, the arm effortlessly yanked him off his feet and into the dark classroom, the metal door shutting behind him.
Jaune landed on his feet again and was pushed back against a wall. He finally started to struggle against the grip on him, instinctively lashing out in front of him with a fist. He connected with something, but that soon was discovered to be a hand as he felt what he hit grab his wrist and pin it to the wall above his head. His other wrist soon followed and was pinned under the same hand.
His next plan was to call out for help, but a hand covered his mouth. This was when Jaune really started to feel panic setting. His hands struggled but he was nowhere close to being strong enough to free himself from his captor.
That’s when he heard the laughter. Soft but very boisterous laughter coming from the person in front of him. That was when the person spoke, “Nice try Little Knight, but you’re still a few years and a couple hundred bench presses away before you’d be able to match me~.“ 
That laughter, voice, AND nickname all sounded very familiar to Jaune. “ELM!?” Jaune exclaimed into the hand over his mouth, the volume being muffled but still very understandable. Jaune tried focusing his eyes upwards a bit.
The classroom was dark true, but some light was seeping in through the windows and Jaune’s eyes slowly adjusted to the low light. His exclamation was soon proven to be as the silhouette restraining him slowly became more detailed, showing it was indeed the aforementioned Ace Op. 
Elm was smiling widely and with plenty of confidence. “Bingo Little Knight. So, I heard your talk with the general went pretty great, considering your on the team now. I bet a little red will fit you nicely~.” She lowered her hand from his mouth, but gave his cheek two soft, playful pats before fully leaving his face.
Jaune’s shock was replaced by confusion. “How did you find out already?”
“Your credentials getting updated notified the whole team, and we all got a message from Clover too. I wanted to say congrats.”
“So you ambushed me!?”
Elm’s smile didn’t even waiver. “Hey, not my fault you made it so easy. You should always be on guard.”
Jaune nodded along sarcastically. “Yeah yeah, thanks and I’ll be more careful in the future. Now can you let me go.” Jaune moved to get free, expecting Elm to release his hands and let him leave.
That is not what happened. Jaune took one step away from the wall before being shoved back into it by Elm aggressively pressing her body into his. Her grip on his wrists didn’t budge either. “E-Elm?”
“Ya know I’m pretty happy that I’m gonna get to see you a lot more often now~.” Jaune’s eyes meet Elm’s. She still had her confident smile, but now there was something going with her amusement in her eyes. It looked like a very deep want to Jaune. Almost.... hungry in a way. “Since you’re on the team now, I won’t need to worry that I’d be wasting my time with you.”
Elm’s tone was starting to make him really nervous now. “U-uuuum, w-what are you talking about exactly?!”
Elm’s eyes glance up and down Jaune. “I think it’s safe to say that you caught my interest Little Knight. Ain’t many people like you here in Atlas, or Mantle. You’d be hard pressed to find a guy as good as you.”
“T-thaaaanks?”
Elm raised her free hand back up to put her curled index finger under Jaune’s chin to keep it raised and also raised her right knee up between Jaune’s legs, placing it against the wall and just barely brushing up against his crotch. “Now you’re all mine.” Her voice was barely a whisper, one so quiet that Jaune barely heard anything.
There was silence between the two of them for a bit, both of them just looking at each other. Elm was still smiling joyfully and Jaune’s face was turning more red every second. Then she leaned her head forward, and Jaune was thoroughly confused at this point. Sure Elm had been pretty friendly to him when he first met the team, offering help and to be a workout or training partner with him. And yeah she made some...flattering offhanded comments about him, but when had she felt like this!? Wasn’t it just her way of messing with him?!
As Jaune’s mind raced, Elm got ever closer. She was stopped however when the metal door to the classroom ‘swished’ open, bathing the both of them in brighter light and getting them both to look over at it.
“Well well. What a sight this is.” Harriet Bree, the smallest member of the Ace Ops was standing in the open doorway, backlit by the hallway lights. “Elm, leave the kid alone, it looks like you’ve scared him enough.”
“Hahahaha aaah come on Hare, I wasn’t doing anything bad.” Elm’s happy nature wasn’t deterred, but she still released Jaune all the same, taking her knee away and stepping back, letting go of his wrists with her hand last. Jaune fell forward, realizing that Elm’s grip had been supporting him greatly without him realizing it. He caught his footing, but not before his face bounced off of Elm’s chest. Jaune shot back with a yelp, but no visible difference seeing as his face couldn’t be any redder at this point. All Elm did was laugh loudly. “Hahaha! See! The boy knows what he wants.” After a little more chuckling, the mountain of a woman looked to Harriet. “So what are you doing here Hare?”
Harriet narrowed her eyes up at her. “I was gonna congratulate Jaune on making the team, so I looked up where he was on the trackers that he convinced us to get on our scrolls for missions. I saw you were both together in this classroom, even though classes aren’t in session. So I decided to come find out why. I have to say I wasn’t expecting what I walked in on.”
Elm should have known. After all that’s how she found Jaune herself and planned her ambush. “Yeah. I bet you weren’t.”
Harriet ignored the slightly annoyed tone in Elm’s voice and turned to face Jaune. “Hey Arc, congrats on making the team. Ya might wanna go get your uniform updated ASAP. You have to look the part for your missions with us from now on.”
“R-r-right. I-I’ll go do that. T-talk to you two tomorrow!” Jaune sprinted out of the classroom leaving a dust cloud shaped like him in his place.
Both Elm and Harriet leaned out of the doorway to watch Jaune running away. Both were quiet, but that was soon changed by Elm. “I’m gonna devour that boy~.”
Harriet spun around with her semblance, facing her teammate in the blink of an eye. Elm was still biting her lower lip and staring after Jaune, so Harriet shoved her. She hardly moved the tree, but got her attention. “The hell Elm! I walk in on you practically ready to rip his clothes off and do him right there!”
Elm let out a small sigh, her mind imagining just that now. “Boy that would have been great.”
Harriet was almost ready to punch her again, but contained herself. “Seriously! That’s messed up!”
“Oh come Hare. Our agreement was to wait and see if he made it on the team first. I know you’re really just upset  because I got to him first. And I thought you were the one with the speed semblance. Try and keep up Hare.” Elm finished her taunt with a cheeky grin.
Harriet let out a short growl at her. “We’ll see who needs to catch up Elm. After that stunt Jaune’s probably gonna want to steer clear of you for a while.”
Elm was all too happy to point something out though. “That doesn’t mean I’ll ‘steer clear’ of him though.”
Harriet just grit her teeth and turned away to leave. “Just keep yapping Elm. I haven’t even gotten serious yet.”
“Sure sure.”
Harriet walked away without acknowledging Elm’s dismissive response. She left the tall woman just standing outside the empty classroom, still wearing that cheeky smile.
‘Keep being all happy and cocky Elm. You had your little attempt, now it’s my turn. Jaune’s going to be mine.‘
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Jaune ran down the halls of Atlas and away from what just happened to him. He wasn’t even trying to get to the armory for his uniform anymore as much as he was just trying to put distance between him and that classroom. 
He was still running full speed when someone appeared from another hall right in front of him. He only managed to just start slowing down his run when the person decided to help him out.
By grabbing his speeding body and flipping him over her shoulder onto the floor to stop him.
As Jaune was dizzy and attempting to get up, a voice spoke down to him. “Mr. Arc, while you are probably in a rush to get your uniform updated, you shall still conduct yourself in a manner befitting that of an elite Atlas Huntsman.” The authoritative voice was an instant give away to Jaune.
He quickly scrambled back to his feet and saluted. “Yes Ms. Schnee! Of course Ms. Schnee!”
Winter’s unimpressed face didn’t change. However she did nod to him. “Good. Now I trust you will be able to make it to the armory without having to act like a buffoon?”
“Y-yes ma’am.”
“As you were then.” 
Jaune turned and continued down the hall, no longer running, but still with some speed in his step. As he quickly walked down the hallway, he didn’t notice Winter was staring after him.
Or more specifically his ass in those tight, navy blue pants. 
After a few seconds of staring, Winter seemed to catch what she was doing and looked away with a quiet awkward cough into her fist. She looked around quickly to see if anyone saw her, and sighed in relief when she saw that she was by herself in the hallway intersection. Winter composed herself and continued on with what she was doing before bumping into Jaune, but the Arc’s behind still prevalent in her thoughts.
I am VERY excited for this AU! If that wasn’t obvious.
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darksaiyangoku · 4 years
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Okay, slight miscalculation on my part. I accidentally reblogged the tumblr game with my HellGoku account.
Anyway, let’s try this again. Since I was tagged by @bssaz97 for this, I will be tagging @razorblade180 @smh0217 @loganhunter2 @kawaiigirl91 @lil-red-reaper @alexsuperstar @danurso
Here’s normal me:
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And here’s Neko me:
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Hopefully I don’t make that mistake again. 😅
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rwbysmutfordayz · 4 years
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Everyone in the rebuild Beacon know bout Ruby and Yang being in a relationship and learned to accept it. But what they don't know (besides Weiss and Blake) is that they both also have feelings for Jaune and want him to be part of their relationship. When the Beacon School dance has arrived they decide this is the perfect chance to seduce Jaune during the dance and take him to their dorm to have some fun.
Inside the RWBY dorm, the two dating sisters were currently letting out loud wails of pleasure as they rode their object of affection together. With Ruby gently gyrating her lovely hips above Jaune’s face, he was made to eat out the younger sister while Yang was riding his large cock. 
She gladly took all nine inches of arc meat into her tight cock clenching pussy as she held hands with her younger sister as well. “AH~ Fuck Ruby~ We really know how to pick em huh~?” She asked as she bounced her hips up and down the thick fuck pole. Her ass smacked against her fellow blondes hips while Ruby nodded and leaned over to her sister to kiss and nip at her neck cutely. “Oooh~ Ruby hehe that tickles~” Yang said giggling and moaning as her sister left small hickies and lovebites all over her neck and collarbone.
Ruby meanwhile felt Jaune’s tongue swirl and move against her folds and clit as she moaned out and mewled from the pleasurable sensation. Her eyes guided down to Yang’s large breasts and she let go of Yang’s hands in favor of groping and playing with the large bouncing funbags as she came over Jaune’s face.
The three continued to have fun on the bed, creaking it throughout the night as Yang and Ruby looked at each other, nodding as they agreed to let the lucky blonde in on their relationship. As for the Arc in question, initially he had been confused as to why the two sisters of team RWBY were trying to seduce him, but now laying beneath them as they took turns riding his face and his cock, he was too hazed by pleasure to care. One things for sure though, he could die and go to heaven once he felt them both orgasm, cumming on his face and letting him drink up Ruby’s sweet juices while Yang’s pussy began to massage and milk his cock for everything he’s got. Once he did cum Yang let out a low moan of satisfaction as she felt him fill her pussy up in a nice warm creampie. “H-Hey no fair, i wanna go next.” Ruby said playfully as she nuzzled against Yang’s neck. She let out a laugh and rubbed her sisters back and eagerly groped her soft ass and fingered her soaking wet pussy.
“Heh only if Jaune’s up for it~” She said as she spread Ruby’s asscheeks apart, making her yelp and whine a bit as Yang gave Jaune a good view of Ruby’s smaller holes. His cock twitched inside of her as it got hard again.
“Uh Yeah i can go another round.” He said blushing a bit as the two girls smirked and agreed that they were going to have lots of fun as a pair of three now.
~Mun Grimm
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gorillageek27 · 4 years
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ya know it's funny me and @alexsuperstar seem to have made two divergent timelines. in the neglect au jaune is accidentally kidnapped by the white fang and thus never gets to even start his training under summer but makes friends with i'm assuming various other people. in neglect for success jaune is just starting his time under summer as a page, and as a result will be a much bigger part of yang and ruby's life. so we need to figure out which is the dark timeline! which jaune has a goatee?
Ita that fucking spiderman pointing meme.
@alexsuperstar made have created the dark timeline
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How does Blake start acting towards "Biggus Dingus" after that revelation because it looks like unlike Ruby and Weiss it looks like she isn't afraid to hide her interest and may desire him?
Sequel to THIS.
“Hey Biggus Dickus~?”
Jaune whimpered lightly and buried his head into the textbook on his desk that he was trying to read when he heard the quiet use of his new moniker. “Blake, why do you have to call me that too?”
Blake smirked smugly behind her book of ‘Ninjas of Love’ that she had lifted up to her face. “Because it’s accurate.”
Jaune picked his head up only to slam it back down. Several times actually. He stopped quickly though, leaving his face on the book. His quiet response was muffled further by the paper in front of his mouth. “It’s bad enough Yang won’t stop with that nickname, but now you too?”
Blake had no problem hearing what he said though. She loudly turned the page in her book and answered with a curt “Yup.”
Jaune lifted his head up slightly and looked at her. “Is there anything I can do to get you to stop at least Blake?”
“Sure.”
This got Jaune to sit up straight. “Wait really?” He asked hopefully.
“Of course, that’s actually why I got your attention.”
“What is it?! I’ll do anything Blake!”
Blake’s smirk was still hidden by her book. “Okay then. I want to see it for myself~.”
“What!?!” Jaune quietly shouted at her.
“I want to see your Dickus.”
Jaune fumbled with his words, trying to understand what he just heard. “B-but you’ve already seen the pictures! Why would you want to see it again!?”
“Because pictures rarely do something justice. Plus, you weren’t even hard, so that doesn’t count.”
“How does that not count!?”  Jaune forgot to stay quiet as he was dumbfounded by that statement.
Their whispered shouting match ended by Glynda beaning a piece of chalk back into the back of Jaune’s head. Blake blocked the chalk aimed at her own head with her book. “Children, if you can not study quietly during class, then you can study in detention. Am I clear?” They didn’t vocally respond to her, but both nodded their heads quickly. “Good.”
When the Professor finally turned away, Jaune turned back to look at Blake. This time keeping his voice down. “That can’t be all you want.”
Blake’s response with flat and even. “It’s that or nothing.” 
Jaune opened his mouth to argue, but closed it when nothing came to mind. He honestly didn’t know what else she could want that would get her to stop. He really didn’t like that nickname though. “If I do this... you swear to stop calling me that?”
Blake nodded slightly before whispering, “Yes. If you show me your dick while erect, I will stop calling you ‘Biggus Dickus’. I’ll even figure out a way to get Yang to stop as well.”
Would that be worth it? Jaune’s mind quickly raced through all the times when the two of them could call him that. From when it was just the three of them in the dorms together to shouting it out the moment he walked on stage when he was graduating.
Yes... It was worth it. 
“Okay fine... I’ll... I’ll do it. But you need to keep your end of the deal.”
Blake nodded and turned another page. “Cross my heart Jaune.”
“C-cause if you don’t... I-I’ll tell everyone your secret!”
Blake smirked at how cute that attempt at blackmail was. Jaune really just wasn’t suited for it. “Fair enough. Tonight then?”
“Yeah... sure.” Jaune turned back to his book, in a faint attempt to get back to studying.
“I look forward to it Biggus Dickus~.”
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