The Deal
Summary: Jason makes a deal with Damian and regrets it.
Warning: Cringe
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"I can't believe I'm going to do this," Jason said, standing outside of Damian's door. He then knocked on the door.
"Come in," Damian called. Jason walked inside and saw Damian drawing in his bed.
"Demon Spawn."
"Zombie."
"I need your help," Jason said, Damian smiled and closed his sketch book, smiling more.
"Oh really, you need my help?"
"Don't make a big deal out of it, I just need you to distract Bruce while I go out to handle some people. Can you do that?" Jason asked, leaning on Damian's door frame. Damian crossed his arms and smirked.
"What's in it for me?" Jason rolled his eyes and scoffed.
"I don't know, what does an 11-year-old kid want?" Jason asked, annoyed.
"Your credit and debit card, and your ID," Damian listed, Jason was shocked and confused.
"I'm sorry, what?"
"You heard me, credit card, debit card and ID, or I don't help you," Damian said, Jason groaned and took out his wallet, then threw his credit card, debt card and ID at Damian.
"Thank you," Damian smiled and then got up and ran to Bruce's office.
-The Next Day-
Jason was sitting in the kitchen on his phone when Bruce walked in.
"Hey Jason, can I talk to you?" Bruce asked, Jason looked up at him weird, thinking Damian ratted him out, but he just put on a fake smile.
"Sure." Bruce sat on a stool next to Jason.
"Can I ask you a question?" Jason slowly nodded.
"Why did you buy 40 hay bales and 20 pounds of nuts and seeds, each?" Jason eyes widen but tried not to show it.
"H-How did you find out?"
"Because it's here, and Alfred brought it to the barn, which leads to the next question. Why did you buy a cow and a turkey?" Jason eyes widen more, and jaw dropped.
"I BOUGHT WHAT?" Jason yelled.
"Did you not know you bought a cow, turkey, and food to feed said cow and turkey?" Bruce asked, Jason quickly calmed down and chuckled.
"Where's Damian?"
"In the barn," Jason quickly ran to the back to the barn, where Damian was happily feeding the cow.
"YOU BOUGHT A FUCKING COW AND TURKEY?!" Jason yelled; Damian just smiled.
"Yeah, I wanted more animals."
"Was Goliath, Titus, and Alfred not enough for you?" Jason asked pissed off.
"I wanted exotic animals."
"YOU HAVE A FUCKING BAT-DRAGON HOW MORE EXOTIC CAN YOU GET?"
"I don't understand why you're mad. You should've guessed something like this would happen. Why else would I ask for your cards and ID?"
"You little shit," Jason cursed.
"I'll name the cow, Batcow and the turkey, Jerry," Damian said excited, Jason just sighed in defeat.
"Happy very early birthday, I guess," Jason said, then walked away
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Bruce: Has everyone gotten their emergency gas masks upgraded? It’s nearly October…
Jason: Only if you stop giving us ominous reasons. Out here like “a storm is approaching… make sure you take twelve and only twelve extra batarangs!”
Dick: what he means is rogues who like to use gas like the scarecrow get more active the closer it gets to Halloween.
Bruce: That’s what I said.
Tim: maybe we should be concerned about how fluent Dick is in ominous sounding bat-warnings.
Dick: Hey, I’ve just been here the longest!
Damian: EVERYONE CEASE YOUR INCESSANT BABBLING! ALFRED THE CAT IS MAKING BISCUITS!
Everyone: Awww 🥰
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Small happiness: Damian, Zitka II and Alfred the Cat
[Image description: A close up of a sleeping Damian Wayne, covered in a orange colored blanket with subtle orange polka dots. He's sleeping on his side, hugging Zitka II the elephant plushie. There is a small content smile on his face. Alfred the cat is curled up against the back of Damian's head and is also sleeping. There are three text bubbles close to the edges of the frame.
Text bubbles (whisper):
Dick: Quick, take a picture.
Alfred the human: Certainly, Master Richard.
Bruce: 🥺 emoji (my-gf-timothy-Jackson-drake batdad version) End ID]
Part 2
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The Bat-LANGUAGE (WARNING: SWEARING)
The process of making this comic can be simplified to that yes-no-orange-jacket-guy meme.
Me working on my pile of assignments, studying, and drafting college applications: (¬_¬;)
Me screeching at my first comic thingy and only discovering "gutters" after I spent a full day of break drafting, and about to boogie the living hell out of Koalemos himself: ( ⊙ꇴ⊙ )
This post was based off of @theaceofarrows's post! Check out their post through this link!
Since it's Epilepsy Awareness Month, I tried to finish this at least sometime in November... even if it meant starting on the 27th, finishing it on the 29th, and posting on the 30th.
If you (or anyone around you) want to get a basic understanding of epilepsy, try epilepsy.com. Even though Epilepsy Awareness Month is ending, it's not like epilepsy is gonna suddenly vanish. SO. Donate and/or spread the info. And as always, be wary of what you read/find on the internet.
P.S.
Gotta prepare my college applications Part II so I had to speedrun the rest of the coloring which has essentially become... blobs??? !(꒪A꒪|||)
Drafting and "line-art-ing" took two solid days. Bless Discord for granting me the strength to continue with supportive and uh... eccentric friends. XD
I've also been discovering a lot more Jason Todd fans IRL, so shout out to you wonderful people! It was so much fun screaming about Jason with you all! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و
Edit: DAUM. Thank you all so much!! I'm glad that this made your week, @theaceofarrows! Thanks so much for creating the prompt. Apart from providing me the inspiration to draw, you also got me into better understanding epilepsy. So, thank you! <3
And thank you ALL! You have no idea how much I love reading through your tags. This is legit my new form of therapy. I’m glad that this was received well! You all are amazing. Seriously.
Keep thriving, everyone! ( ˊᵕˋ )°♡
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