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harmonizingsunsets · 6 months
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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 5 | Smoke Club
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miss-holloday · 4 months
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the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD
The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])
The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)
That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)
The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)
The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)
Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)
And now to interrupt out segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS
That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)
The “smoke club” gesture
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That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)
Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)
Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on
Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do
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jimjamjomjum · 14 days
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At least she’s nice to me at church!
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so obsessed with the fact that everyone looked at Paul and immediately decided he's uncle shaped. Tim? That's his nephew. Alice? He's also got a niece. Richie? You guessed it, Paul's got another nephew.
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regular family bonding activities
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ricky-mortis · 24 days
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What an absolute banger
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sir-se · 3 months
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I love eldritch eye-themed gods almost as much as I love my gay daughter.
Realised I had too many unfinished sketches and decided to clean some up, and Alice was first in line because she's simply a perfect character.
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fruity-phrog · 2 months
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Something hilarious that no one talks about is when Bill is told by Alice that Ziggy is the name of her non-binary friend. And then proceeds to assume Quiplash was another non-binary friend of hers.
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blondephenobarbitol · 2 months
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just the fact that every great Hatchetfield couple is some variation of "me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic"
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keepthebeanscool · 3 months
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next one goes through YOUR EYE!
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theziggystardustt · 2 months
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Headcanons below!
Linda has a wardrobe of clothes she’s never even touched. It’s just there.
Ted desperately tries to message Jenny but she changed her number years ago.
Emma dyes Richie‘s hair blue every other month. Paul tries not to watch- the sight of dye mixture in hair makes him feel extremely uncomfortable.
Before Paul, Emma would go to the clubs with Zoey on most Friday nights- they hate eachothers guts but are kinda okayish friends.
Max dreams about fist fighting god.
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harmonizingsunsets · 6 months
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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 6 | Hating Clivesdale (fuck em)
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awholelot-ofsomething · 5 months
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After watching npmd it’s so funny that Bill wanted Alice to date Grace. Like yeah she’s sweet & the picture of innocence through a parent’s eyes, but like… he had to have known how churchy they were. You really wanna set up your lesbian daughter with lil miss “she’s bisexual and dead where else would she be?”
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jimjamjomjum · 4 months
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Do you ever think about how Alice was originally written in TGWDLM as a little girl because I do all the time
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confoodles · 5 months
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If I had a nickel for every time Mariah played a character that was incredibly attached to their phone to the point of putting themselves/others in harm's way because of it, I'd have 3 nickels which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened 3 times.
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lilacthebooklover · 5 months
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yes, the lords in black are very silly. but can we just take a moment to appreciate how freaking terrifying they can be?? the interaction between hannah and the wiggly doll in black friday still creeps me out, the childish intonation and unsettling laugh and jolty pauses between wiggly's words are very effective. he says that he wants to eat hannah, he plans on ripping the president open and taking out his guts, he causes hundreds of deaths through the aggression caused by his toys. tinky controls time and uses it to play with people like they're toys, all the art of his goat form is so disturbing, his obsession with the spankoffskis is a big thing. "i'm gonna have the whole set in my toy box", anyone? nibby has an insatiable hunger, uses the melted flesh of pig corpses to go around hatchetfield swallowing people (like linda). he cares about nothing but his all-consuming need to eat. pokey succeeded in starting the apocolypse, using hatchetfield like a set in which to perform a musical of his own design, possessing people and using them as his stars. he wants everyone to be dead but him, controlling a hivemind of human puppets that tear each other apart and spread his infection further. blinky sees everything, refusing to let his workers blink and knowing what anyone and everyone is doing. he's the watcher with a thousand eyes, and takes enjoyment in watching bill and alice nearly kill each other.
they're honestly so unnerving, from their lack of care for human lives and bloodlust to their playful manner and habit of getting a little too invested in people. they see the citizens of hatchetfield as toys, and aren't afraid to break them. they're sadistic, violent, powerful gods.
and that's partly why i find it so funny that they choose to dress up in bright neon looking like an unhinged version of a kids' show's cast.
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