#alien text

[heartfullofleeches]

[Yan Scientist approaches Slime Reader's cage]

"Doctor! Keep your distance! That creature's slime dissolves clothing as if it were tissue paper."

[Slime darling looks around their cage before pointing at themselves]

Slime Reader: ???

[They make eye contact with the scientist - opening their arms wide for a hug despite the walls of thick glass between them]

Slime Reader: :D <3

Yan Scientist: Everyone out of the lab.

"Doctor-"

Yan Scientist, messing with the keypad wired to the slime's cage: Emergency testing - everyone out of this room right fucking now.

#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere scenarios #yandere insert #yandere blurb #yandere headcanons #yandere oc #yandere imagines #yandere text #yandere scientist #alien reader #Slime reader

[ro5ani]

I can't stop thinking about the scene where Ivan finds Till and nuzzles his head against his. He was on that banquet for the same reason as Till, most likely went through the same treatment with the only difference being that he doesn't fight it so it will be less painful (but it isn't really)

So i think he not only felt bad about Till but for both of them. I've seen a lot of takes that say he didn't kiss Till because Till was unconscious and he knew that it was wrong after what Till went through, but i think a kiss didn't even occur to him.

He got out of that banquet and immediately looked for Till, perhaps out of just worry but i think he needs that human comfort as well.

His eyes were glassy the moment he looked at Till, he was keeping it together until he saw him.

And then he just... holds him close

#IVAN JUST WANTS A HUG TOO GUYS AAUHHG😭😭😭 #forever a ivan is not as inhuman as people say truther #he makes me so sad i tear up just thinking abt it is embarrassing #alnst till #alnst ivan #alien stage #text post #ivantill #universe please put that ivantill hug sketch in my hands it would be the cure to my sadness

[nerdybluephoenix]

Alien crew: *busy with work*

Human crew member: *bursts in, visibly shaking* Did you guys know that humans can overdose on caffeine, around 40 cups of coffee? My record is 14 cups!

Alien: And what are you on now?

Human: 11 cups! I'm gonna break my record today!

Alien: *takes mug from their hands* No, you're not

#I was thinking of making a comic of this #but in case I abandon the project here's a text post version! #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #humans are space australians #humans are space oddities #aliens #space orcs #haso #haso artist #art #haso writer

[brokenmachinemusings]

ok finally posting this on here but the fact they mirror each other. ugh they make me so ill i need a moment

#alnst #alien stage #alien stage round 6 #alnst ivan #alnst till #alien stage ivan #alien stage till #text #sorry for the awful quality im not bothered enough. #you know also despite the lighting being different #the fact that till’s enter screen mimics ivan’s win screen #is foreshadowing that till is going to win #in my opinion.

[astrophilip]

the point of dnp's alien language is that they want to make contact with Their Person even though they don't actually have anything to say, so they send made-up words and funny emojis with effects essentially to say "i'm thinking of you, and want to connect with you right now, though this feeling doesn't have a real point to it that i can package into an actual idea, so take whatever this is bitch!!!" and then the other person can respond in a like manner and it's just like. objective achieved! you can go on with your day in peace now that you and your person have bopped minds from a room or an ocean away

#sometimes the alien language is used for the point of coffee; but most of the time i think it's this #thanks for coming to my ted talk LMAO #dan and phil #dnp #phan #wdapteo #wdapteo 2023 #what dan and phil text each other #my thoughts

[wodimewoahtime]

ivantill

#ivantill #alnst ivan #alnst till #alnst #alien stage #text post

[one-time-i-dreamt]

When I was little my dad was taken by aliens and I was really sad and crying to my mom, and then he walked back in and said he forgot his keys and left again.

#dream #text #March 30th 2024 #alien abduction #dad #father #family #alien #sad #crying #mom #mother #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

[ash-rigby]

Imagine exploring the forests of your alien boyfriend’s home world and accidentally setting off a plant that throws out sex pollen. You return to him, growing increasingly horny as you go. To the point where you’re a whining, needy mess by the time you get back. He gives you what is initially gentle assistance but then he gets a contact effect from the pollen clinging to your skin which leads to him turning near-feral, pinning you down and giving you the most insane pounding of your life. And, damn; he’s really not going to be able to stop cumming until that shit is completely out of his system, is he?

#text #spicy #terato #exophilia #monster love #monster lover #alien #alien boyfriend #monster boyfriend #monster imagine #monster boyfriend imagine

[g1ngerbeer]

series 3

#id in alt text #my art #dw #doctor who #tenth doctor #i can now draw this guy from memory on my phone . i think that says something abt how far tbe hyperfixation has progressed (Its so joever) #anyway #sick and twisted how martha had to deal with 10 going down th evil emotional spiral tornado and ALSO the horrors (aliens trying to kill her #free my girl fr #doctors^2 #<- sorta. to me

[heartfullofleeches]

Titus meeting Bunny Alien Darling and thinking he could probably dom them.

Wakes up in bed sore with Bunny Alien Darling eating some candy and asking if he wants some.

Titus sees this cute little rabbit and thinks he's found an adorable new pet only for him to be the one collared by the end of their first night together. Has to tap out before things get ready heated so his servants don't hear him howling like a bitch in heat. Those in the dungeon a few levels below his bedroom beg for a swifter execution-

Bunny Alien Darling: Emperor Titus- are you awake? I'm sorry earlier, i should've give you a break sooner, but as a royal I thought you could've lasted. You're more flexible than I thought you'd be, but there's room for improvement.... Breakfast? I made muffins!

Titus - bite marks scattered across his fat tits and neck, body and voice exhausted from the evening prior, naked except for Darling's robe wrapped his waist: [horny confusion] ????

#Titus my oc #yandere oc #yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere x you #yandere #yandere scenarios #male yandere #yandere headcanons #yandere emperor #alien reader #bunny reader #yandere blurb #yandere text #suggestive

[ro5ani]

Some thoughts I've been having since round 6 but it's mostly me ranting about Ivan

So first of all, this whole thing where Till goes looking for Mizi's flower crown and they get attacked by the alien, it was all staged by Ivan. He was waiting for Till outside of the entrance and followed him as he went there

He didn't do anything to help them get away he was just watching how things played out, his goal was to get Till locked up so he could free him when no one was watching and they could escape (it would also show him as a savior thus making Till like him more)

You can see marks in the wall while he watches, my boy was stressed (maybe even worried that something would go terribly wrong). And before this scene, he is shown hugging the alien and there's an official art of him inside the aliens mouth (not sure what that means maybe that was the way of convincing it, it's known Ivan always does whatever the aliens want so he can use that later to his favor) ANYWAYS there are no scenes where he intervenes, so I'm pretty sure he planned the whole thing.

WHAT I'M TRYING TO GET AT IS, the meteor shower scene when they escaped.

If Ivan staged the whole thing he must've picked a specific day and time, so them escaping while there was a meteor shower is not a coincidence. Ivan did everything he could to convince Till, in the best way he could come up with.

Just like Till, Ivan suffered a lot of abuse even though it's not shown as much. At the beginning of round 3 we can see an alien threatening to throw him from the top of a building. He was scared and crying yet he saw, what probably was the most beautiful thing in his whole life, a meteor shower.

There's a lot of focus on Ivan's eyes throughout the series, he's very observant and it's also a way to emphasize how he is always looking at Till. But before he actually met Till, the meteor shower was the thing that caught his attention, and you can tell by the way his eyes fill with meteors when he looks at Till. Till to him is as shiny and sparkling as a meteor shower.

Ivan might be smart and very observant and mature for his age, but he's still a kid! He not only tried to save Till he also tried to impress him so they could get closer. So what did he do, like a kid showing off his toys to make an impression, he showed Till the most beautiful and impressive thing he knew.

And Till was impressed! But it was not enough, so it happened what happened.

The point of this whole thing is that I've seen a lot of people say Ivan's only way of catching Till's attention is by bothering/being mean to him, and while he did that a lot, he also risked his life and staged this whole thing so Till could be happy.

And even after that didn't work out, he kept looking out for Till in the only way he knew or was able to.

So my boy Ivan is not just a bully give him some credit😭 He could've been a little more honest but u don't expect the aliens to teach them proper communication.

SO THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM

If u read all of this thank you 😭 and feel free to share thoughts too!

And excuse any weird wording, i literally never write long stuff

#alien stage #ivantill #alnst till #alnst ivan #alnst #theory #text post #THIS MIGHT BE OR MIGHT NOT BE MY LAST POST ABT ALIEN STAGE WHO KNOWS #they are controlling my brain i cannot think of anything else #also ivan is alive #vivinos literally told me #she also told me he is the sweetest guy ever don't call him a bully he might be a little insane but who wouldn't be in that world #alien stage round 6

[superbat-love]

Bruce: [scowling] And why should I help you, Queen?

Oliver: Come on, Bruce! Think of it as a favor for your best friend.

Superman stomps over, eyes glowing red.

Kal-El: How dare you! [grabs the front of Oliver’s shirt and lifts him off the ground]

Oliver: W-What? What are you doing? What did I do?

Bruce: Kal, put him down!

Kal-El: I won’t let you move in on what’s mine! I’m Bruce’s best friend! You’re just a boy friend.

Oliver: Huh? I’m not his boyfriend! I’m dating Dinah!

Superman’s eyes dim, and he puts Oliver down.

Kal-El: You’re Dinah’s best friend?

Oliver: I’m her boyfriend. Her romantic partner. Dinah and I are in love!

Kal-El: [turns to Bruce] Bruce, I want a downgrade from being your best friend to being your boy friend.

#au #misunderstandings #possessive alien #dc headcanon #incorrect dc quotes #drabble #text post #superbat #dc #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #batman #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #green arrow #oliver queen #justice league

[zegalba]

#weirdcore #meme #alien #text

[chemevan]

happy late hesitant alien bday to everyone's favorite wayliens!

#gerard way #hesitant alien #lola hesitant alien #lola plus g #lola lovesu #gerard way art #gerard way fanart #mcr #(so it gets more seen i guess) #bright colors #bright colours cw #fanart #my art #id in alt text

[candyje11yfish]

would you still love me if i was the ikea alien plush🥺💚

#the owl house #toh #the owl house fanart #toh fanart #luz noceda #amity blight #lumity #luz x amity #aftonsparv #ikea alien #ikea alien plush #this is so silly #id in alt text #mari's art #i guess

[leolaroot]

star trek fans specifically are crazy for that. you say "im not really comfortable watching tos because of the way captain kirk interacts with women" and 900000 people come crawling oit of the woodwork to say UM ACTUALLY kirk is a GENTLEMAN FEMINIST who is ALWAYS NICE and VERY BISEXUAL! and the only people who think he acts like that are the DUMB PIG CHAUVINIST MEN who think kirk is LIKE THEM! okay im actually referring to how he constantly grabs at women esp when they're unhappy and physically restrains them. or the weird sexually charged comments he makes. or his persistent assumption of all women as available and simple things to be acquired or controlled. and sometimes they lobby back with the "well Its Made In The Sixties so of course its Dated but its still PROGRESSIVE!" okay well its so dated that im not comfortable. i cant just say to myself "oh well it was another time" and immediately become blind to whats happening before my eyes.

#same with the ppl who watch profit and lace and then walk away and the only comment is “WOW free and simple sex reassignment surgery!” #like i refuse to watch p&l bc i know it'll just be transmisogyny from cold open til credits but like why is it that ive only seen like #maybe three people watch the episode and then comment on it being transmisogynistic. usually in passing. people do NOT want to think abt #this stuff . and like i get it i dont really enjoy it either but like. you are the star trek analyzer you spent 5 hours yesterday posting #about the gay sex symbolism of alien rituals so maybe take some time to analyze the actual text of the show