Lawful Good- finding out today is thursday through marks on your calendar
Lawful Neutral- finding out today is thursday because you know you had plans on thursday and those plans are happening today
Lawful Evil- finding out today is thursday by remembering yesterday was wednesday
Neutral Good- finding out today is thursday in passing
True Neutral- not finding out today is thursday
Neutral Evil- forgetting today is thursday
Chaotic Good- finding out today is thursday through the celebration of Out Of Touch Thursday
Chaotic Neutral- finding out today is thursday through various other 'It's thursday!!!' memes
Chaotic Evil- finding out today is thursday through this post
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Alignments explained through DSMP characters:
Lawful Good: Tubbo
"Tommy. I am so, so sorry. Dream, I have come to the decision that will be best for the nation, the most logical thing to do. For Tommy to be exiled from L’Manburg."
Seeking the best outcome possible, even if it doesn't feel so warm and fuzzy.
Neutral Good: Captain Puffy
"It's time to finish the symphony... even if its a whole different song."
A classic hero archetype, here to help.
Chaotic Good: Tommyinnit
"Wilbur, look at me, look at me. Please don't do this, you don't have to blow this all up...Wilbur, this is our home and we can take it back, man. We're not the villains.”
Heart of gold shines through in every action.
Lawful Neutral: Awesamdude
"My job is not to keep the visitors alive, as awful as that sounds. It's to keep the prisoner locked up, and I did do that."
Rules to live by, a code to follow.
True Neutral: Fundy
"You're always pranking me...you've always been there for me.! Every single time!..except sometimes!...when I needed you the most..!"
Internal, amoral motivations, such as a desire for love and belonging.
Chaotic Neutral: Quackity
"I know how to handle myself...I know what to do on the inside. Just give me a few minutes with him...and that's all."
The ends justify the means, no matter what has to be done.
Lawful Evil: Schlatt
"Well... That was pretty easy. [...] Y'know what I said, the day I got unbanned from the Dream SMP? And the day I said I was running? An election that I won, by the way. I said things are gonna change. I looked every citizen of L'Manberg in the eyes and I said 'You listen to me. This place will be a lot different tomorrow.' Let's start making it happen."
Atrocities committed within an orderly framework.
Neutral Evil: Wilbur Soot (Pogtopia Era)
"Look, our nation's gone. Our nation's far behind us, Tommy. Let's blow that motherfucker to smithereens. Let's blow the whole thing up! I say, if we can't have Manberg, then NO ONE - NO ONE CAN HAVE MANBERG!"
A proud villain who will cross any moral line.
Chaotic Evil: Dream
"Tommy... I've never been on your team." "I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT YOU, I wasn't your friend. I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING!" "In the end, chaos wins."
The cruelty is the point.
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