tsc characters as unhinged quotes my friend said
Anna: when i was little i thought god wanted me to be gay so he gave me small fingernails
Magnus: do you have a fever? throat ache? homosexual thoughts?
Emma: you're in good health, but there's cancer in you
Simon: she's so hot does she like useless guys?
Mark: is temperature high or low when it's cold?
Helen: I'm gonna eat breast and nutella
Kit: sorry I'm just super emotional I saw two gay men
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Happy Chinese/Lunar New Year!
I wanted to draw some of the Chinese ladies from TSC to celebrate this year of the dragon! 🐉
Wishing everyone the best!
Left to right: Jia, Aline, Mina, Lily, Jinfeng
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Herondale’s are the most romantic fam—
But have you heard of the Penhallows?? Have you??
(I’m listening to tmi again as one does)
Bc Mr Patrick Penhallow was arranged to be married to someone else!! someone else!! When he ran across the world to BEIJING!! To MARRY JIA!!!!!
Meanwhile loml Aline Penhallow CHOSE EXILE!! TO STAY WITH HER WIFE ON WRANGEL ISLAND FOR FIVE YEARS!!!
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I want a baby - TSC Edition
Emma:
Simon:
Jace @ clary:
Julian:
Aline:
Kit:
Izzy:
Magnus:
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I have a headcannon that when Jia and Patrick come to visit Helen and Aline, they go out on the town sometimes, and while in the car, the highly respected former Consul and her equally respected husband have to listen to 8/9/10 year old Tavvy go on a tangent about Pokémon while stuck in horrendous LA traffic. Needless to say, they are confused.
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Fandom: Shadowhunters
Sample Size: 37,163 stories
Source: AO3
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The Blackthorn Family running a restraunt
Julian: The head chef barking orders at everyone and analyzing every dish.
Mark: The dishwasher who basically fills the whole kitchen in a cloud of steam
Helen: The bartender because she's the only one legally allowed.
Aline: The hostess who sits people she doesn't like by the bathrooms
Dru: The rollerskating waitress balancing 8 hot plates on her arms and smiling through gritted teeth
Livvy: The finance guy drowning in receipts because people can't be bothered to add their own tips
Ty: The pastry chef who actually knows the difference between macaroons and macarons
Tavvy: They legally can't make him do anything except wipe down the menus
Emma: The customer who's there so often she's on a nickname basis with everyone else
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