Can I request different Wilbur variety’s with a reader who is very peaceful and dislikes violence?
Ooooh...pascifist reader. Ultimate innocence against our unhinged lover boy? Don't. Mind. If. I. Do.
Warnings: Does not follow the Dream SMP Season 1 Timeline very well
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L'manbur
Now Wilbur in the beginning wishes he could've done this without violence.
And then y'know...things escalated and that changed drastically.
You had been an adoring face for ages to the General and imagine his surprise when the one he loved nearly vomited at the sight of a gash along his cheek
"Darling?! Darling are you okay?! Is it the blood? I can go wash it off really quickly!"
No it wasn't the blood you would confess
It was that you couldn't stand the thought of him going out and fighting for his life and passion.
You would explain and things would twist.
Wilbur would turn to more negotiating terms much to Tommy's dismay
An agreement would be reached on shaky terms and bows and swords would be at the ready.
An unsteady treaty with fine lines and disagreeable terms on the L'manberg side but it kept things at ease for a long while. A while enough that Wilbur could figure out a way to finish this cold war quickly.
Needless to say the word ‘war’ is used and war always means violence, which you did not like.
Wilbur was careful in his attacks and being the clever fellow he is was able to manage independence under the guise of many many zombie, creeper, and even skeleton “accidents”
Wilbur would go to any lengths for those and that of which he loves, and if that means hiding a few bombs and traps behind unknowing enemy lines then so be it.
Alivebur (AKA Vil!bur)
He loves you no doubt
And he hates it when you despair and worry and fret and blah blah blah
It makes his gut turn and his head pound
He knows there’s no other way to finish this. No other way to “save” L’manberg
He’s ready to give it all up with whatever it takes
Wilbur wishes you weren’t like this
He wishes you didn’t choke on air when you smelled gunpowder and blood on his clothes
“I know baby, I’m sorry, please forgive me.”
He tells you this so much it might as well be tattooed on his tongue.
Then he finally blows it all up and he does it right to your face.
You don’t grieve for him very long as the reminder of his violence drowned away and built over.
Ghostbur (Follows Vilbur)
Ghostbur doesn’t like violence much either and is constantly agreeing with you
It’s strange and wonderful how different Ghostbur is from the Wilbur you knew
“Let’s look away okay? Here come play with Friend for a bit and I’ll come get you when it’s all over!”
You followed him to Logstedshire (I hope I spelt that right) and endured the days and nights that Dream visited while you and Ghostbur did as well
You helped him forge the compasses and couldn’t help but think:
Maybe Wilbur dying was the best thing that could’ve happened for you.
It isn’t long before you and Ghostbur are in a relationship
One that didn’t fight but talked out their issues
One that communicated and avoided conflict, even if it meant burying it in the past.
“What’s worse, hearing BadBoyHalo say fuck or blowing up an entire nation?”
Now when THIS happens?
“I did what?”
It isn’t long before Quackity is on your shit list. A dislike of violence isn’t a dislike of hate
It takes about a week to get Ghostbur out of that stupor and even then he’s fingering blue and apologizing for the littlest things.
Philza steps in and tries to help.
Really in turn of Ghostbur dealing with a reader who dislikes violence it’s more of Reader helping Ghostbur with his violent past
Simpbur/Yanderebur
Alright, you don’t like violence?
He invites you to play racing games and simulations
Animal Crossing on nights you don’t want to go out and flowers and take-out in the park when you do.
Simpbur knows the world is pretty violent and the fact you dislike it makes his bones tingle every time a stranger cat calls or wolf whistles at you down the street
He’s very discreet with his dealings and tends to sneak away vigilante style when he has a target pinned.
“I’ve just got to run to the bathroom love okay? I’ll be back in a bit.”
Comes back with torn knuckles and a cut across his cheek.
“I fell a bit and got a little angry. Please don’t be sad, I’m okay.”
Of course in situations like this sometimes violence is unavoidable.
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...well then
How’s everyone doing? Happy New Year’s and I’m gonna go collapse with my cat before I do it here.
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