#all hypotheticals of course

[pocket-deer-boy]

I’m fully expecting matt’s twitter behavior rn to be an intentional harassment campaign of constantly poking and prodding at trans women until they say something that could potentially be construed as a death threat and then retaliating in full force to attempt to get them banned off of twitter as well. I mean, he really, REALLY wants to interpret these things as death threats.

#i feel like maybe i focus a lot on matt’s behavior #but also i feel like he offers a lot of insight into transmysoginist behavior because. well. he’s stupid #he’s stupid enough to be very blatant in what he does and how he’s doing it #like this is all about trying to portray a trans woman as even hypothetically dangerous to him #but of course because they’re explicitly not being dangerous #because HE HIMSELF is APPROACHING THEM and INITIATING THE FUCKING INTERACTION #all he can do is try to twist words into something that might. through very bigoted squinting. sound like an actionable threat and not #you know. a response to constantly being poked and prodded at by someone very keen on twisting your words

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Grocery shopping is insane you could only scan half your cart and the total will still be more than what it was a few years ago

#hypothetically of course. I always scan all the items in my cart of course

[3amsnek]

a very merry birth to our most logical boy :]

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#logan sanders #sanders sides logan #ts logan #ts fanart #ts art #ts logic #sanders sides fanart #logan sanders fanart #sanders sides #thomas sanders #literally Howmst the Fuck did I get this done holy shit #almost there kids!! we’ve technically done all of them but I’m gonna try to do em all in a Calendar year as well just because. I am. #apparently a masochist why the hell am I doing this again #context: one year ago today I realized it was Logan’s bday panic hed posted a random coincidentally finished thing of him I had on hand #and then vowed to draw a finished piece for Every T.s Character Birthday for the next year. absolute lunacy but here we still are #continuing for the sake of Spite if nothing else #i make. good choices #hypothetically it’s really not that bad it’s like less than 10 I think over a full year #and obviously tons of people Do do this every year #but of course in the interim i have been diagnosed with ‘oh yeah basically everything’s just gonna Hurt Forever sucks for u man’ disorder so #getting less and less realistic to set. kind of Any art goal anymore :’/ #and like yes yes this is also the year i decided to do pride dragons for every identity celebration day I could find #very aware #one Certified Fool right here

[manglam-marfach]

dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

#chilaios #that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao #HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID #they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well. #and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah.... #'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact. #she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns. #'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ... #that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked. #'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver #to see chilchuck . BEET. RED. #because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW. #She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach #miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in #she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing? #chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT #AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO #chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear. #Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that. #between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks - #'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums. #rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit. #i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way. #i think . I think it's hot. #enough to turn you to drink isn't it! #u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant? #does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it #a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world. #whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care #lesbiance

[carlyraejepsans]

I was wondering if you had any thoughts about the car magazined Sans reads out at his station? It just won't leave my brain.

:''']

#of course another explanation could be that he might just like cars #but the use of yellow text seems to set it aside as something with a connection elsewhere #(think those comments about mtt in hotland turning out to be hints for his battle) #and the ONLY other references to cars are all papyrus related. all of them. #save muffet's hypothetical spider limousine #answered asks #undertale #sans #papyrus

[ye-olde-trojan-horse]

question for any mcdonald’s employees. when someone orders 24 nuggets, do you individually count each one?

or is it, “this feels like 24 nuggets.”

#i need to know how hard y’all are judging #at 11:55 on a tuesday night #when someone shows up alone #and orders 24 nuggets #totally hypothetical of course #this is simply a #thought experiment #no social anxiety here at all #(please say it’s the second one) #(pls) #okie bye #nathara is active? what.

[worrysomegus]

someone please tell me the differences between the gannet species I 'm going insane

#like I notice some differences between these but idk if that's just birdie specific #and of course if you look for any other gannet you get photos of the northern gannet #and it's not like I can tell them apart so HYPOTHETICALLY these are all different species

[bonefall]

if humanity was wiped out and clan cats were the first species to begin to evolve to take their place, what part of their bodies would be the first to change? what would be the last?

Hmm... Well, I think when discussing evolution, it's good to keep in mind that it is not a process that has a "goal." Humans are an incredibly unique species; there may not ever be anything quite like us ever again.

There are ecological niches; and convergent evolution happens so often because there is an optimal shape to accomplish that task. A social pursuit predator develops long muzzles, and long legs, so hyenas and dogs look similar even though they're barely related at all.

And Clan cats are clearly some kind of subspecies of cat that's finding value in social learning and tool use. If humans were no longer a threat or consideration, and this subspecies kept selecting for traits that value social ability and tool use;

Non-physical changes

Their brains would change. I'm not going to say their skull would get larger though; that's a correlation with species intelligence, but I wouldn't rule out some other change. Feel the back of your skull; that is actually a broken monkey gene at work. OUR brains got larger, but evolution is random change. It's just as likely their brains just get wrinklier, or some protein mutates and makes their synapses fire faster. But the brain would change somehow. Which leads to,

Their diet would change. Brainpower is INTENSE. They would need a lot of food and a more varied diet. for my Clan Culture series I actually gave them a gene that turns their taste for sweetness back on, like lactose tolerance in humans. They may need to eat more fish, or start eating ONLY cooked food to help absorb more nutrients.

Longer lives, longer childhoods, less babies Big brains are INTENSE. We are a cocial species-- that means we have to LEARN as we grow. We are not like precocial, like baby kittens, who are born knowing how to crawl and hiss. This brain takes massive parental investment, both in the womb and after we're born. Even as adults, we're constantly learning, improving our skills, teaching what we know to others. It's not good if your master craftsman dies early or you have generation turnover in less than 5 years. And what good is being a social species if there's no society to support these long, informative childhoods? If you'd waste all that energy pushing out 5 kittens a year only for half of them to die and "waste" so much investment? Smaller litters, longer childhoods.

Physical Changes

Tool Tooth Evolution works with what the organism has. Caledonian crows haven't evolved thumbs just because they use tools; they use their beak and their feet. Clan cats have two paws and a mouth; Hands and a pair of portable scissors. A top-and-bottom pair of teeth might become adapted to be stronger so they stop breaking their teeth while toolmaking.

More dexterous paws Specifically, the pad would be LOWER on the paw, leaving a "dip" between the beans and pad. It would be like that dip in your palm; that is an adaptation for tool use. You don't see that beautiful square-shape in chimpanzees or our relatives. I'd reckon an animal using its hands as toolmakers would develop a shape very similar RIGHT there.

Wrist mobility Turn your palm towards the ceiling right now. That movement is called supination. Now flip your hand and aim it towards the ground. That's pronation. Cats currently can't move their wrists like that. They would be able to, if the species started adapting towards tool use. (Don't do this if it would hurt your wrist of course!! You get the idea.)

Dewclaw would beef up And I say this because every time I see a cat actually needing to manipulate something, the dewclaw is actively used. I think it's likely that it would slide back down the paw over many generations and become a two-knuckle thumb, but with the claw being permanently extended. Speaking of claws,

Index claw would become long and straighter. And it would stick upright like a velociraptor, so that it doesn't dull over time. A very long index claw would be helpful for fine manipulation. Claws evolved for catching prey but becoming useful for tool use instead is called exaptation, when a structure that evolved for one purpose becomes useful for another.

Tails would become even more expressive. Cats do communicate with sound as well; but they say a LOT more with their tails. I think it would actually follow that they would naturally speak a sort of tail-sign, if they were evolving into an extremely social species, especially since they are hunters (and not apex predators at that) and silence is a virtue. To accommodate the complexity of language, that thing would be like a bendy straw.

Tails would have a light tip. Because it makes it easier to see. A cat with out a tip is harder to understand when they're tail-speaking, let ALONE in dark conditions. If it's not white, any lighter color would start being selected for.

And that's all I can remember off the top of my head. I'd considered this heavily before but, there you have it.

#Of course this is hypothetical #I don't use ALL of these for my culture stuff #Evolution #Warrior Cats #Speciation #Adaptation

[thepixelelf]

Hey guys if your left foot+leg had been semi consistently locking (unable to move) for 1-2 seconds at a time (generally after sitting or lying down for a while) for more than a couple months, then today your right hand/thumb (after putting down something a little heavy) locked for 5-10 seconds and was paired with a medium amount of pain... would u go see a doctor

#assume the healthcare is free #bc hypothetically... YOU live in canada #this is all hypothetical of course #stickynotes.tpe

[martynsimp69]

have spent all morning plagued by images of a post-limlife martyn waking up in empires and finding himself with a version of scott that doesn’t recognize him. i’m doing fine btw.

#my vision was hypothetical s3 empires. scott’s empire is a secluded mountainous island with a patch of fertile land #that sits overlooking a warm ocean. here he finds sniffer eggs and raises them to maturity #and grows all sorts of strange and wonderful old plants that had been lost to time #the empire is called the Old Garden. or Eden #(maybe. that feels a little too on the nose even for my writing LOL) #he has cherry trees too of course. he deserves them. #anyways tl;dr martyn wakes up on a beach and there’s a smajor there and he has a WILD time trying to cope with THAT

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

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huh wtf that’s actually horrifying data, I do see how you came to that conclusion lmao

#the hellsite answers #ask #horrifying intriguing data #hypothetically though because i’m an ominous mystery of course #but #really what that lines up with is me getting sick of my job and spending all my time online to cope lmaoo #another steep drop off might occur soon since i’m leaving said job in a week yayy #….also if you’re bored can you do how many posts i’ve posted on my whole existence as a blog??? #i’m so very curious and it’d be so long #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit

[mileymint]

What if I started shipping J and Thad

Would it b called Buscrash

Or like Superbowl bc both sports and businesses profit off it

#miley's rambles #murder drones #all hypothetical of course #murder drones j #serial designation j #thad murder drones #murder drones thad #j x thad #< THIS ISN'T A TAG?????

[todayisafridaynight]

I’ve seen you say that u like that mine is a mystery til the end of yakuza 3 when asked abt a minedai saga i completely agree , so i feel like it would be better if kiwami 3 did happen the saga would be unlockable agter u finish the game

//sagely nodding// you get it.....

#snap chats #it'd be so funny playing as the antagonist after the game tho lmao #on that note tho i always forget mine is. technically an antagonist #LIKE I KNOW HE'S AN ANTAGONIST BUT it just doesn't feel the same as the other antags #maybe its cause he starts to do heinous shit only after daigo goes under. in that case it's just really funny #idc if we all seen the joke its still funny that Area Man Makes It Everyones Problem Pookie Wont Wake Up #to go back on topic tho. itd be so funny flvkejlLVKEJLV #at the very least they could adapt mine's character story if not all of them yk like i wouldnt EXPECT all of them. despite my selfish ass #idk. if not the rggo stories at all i dont know what a hypothetical mine saga would consist of #cause its veyr true i like mine being a mystery and to add on to that i kind of like what we see as is #maybe its just the thought of playing as him is weirding me out. not that i wouldnt kill to play as him of course #maybe its just cause thatd mean mine became playable as part of the a main game before daigo himself vjaKLVJAELKJ #AND I SAY THAT EXCLUDING GAIDEN CAUSE THAT'S DLC AND SIDE CONTENT #tho ig you colud argue a hypothetical mine saga WOULD be side content but it'd be story-relevant side content yk what i mean #im rambling. anyways. i just want the gay bar seen in 4k mk thank you.

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i have this fic in my brain with like. two parts. possibly three. and that's 1) ted teaches trent, of all people, how to make his famous biscuits. this implies a few things:

a) trent is now the biscuit successor. ted's always handing out biscuits. trent finds himself doing the same thing. (this would be the hypothetical third part, if you'll forgive my nonlinearity--trent, and the community, and biscuits.)

b) i like to think trent would enjoy making it bc Autism. idk about yall but i love following a list of precise instructions with little treats along the way with the end result of a thing i can not only hold in my hands but eat??? anyway trent gaining a new hobby for his spare time (that his daughter LOVES to "assist" with lol) and maybe he even starts experimenting himself--the biscuits are never going to be exactly like ted's, but they have something special of their own, too. (and it's still made with love :))

c) ted and trent baking together and the cute (but ultimately bittersweet) shenanigans that ensue.

2) rebecca is missing biscuits with the boss and girl talk, now that ted's gone, when trent hesitantly ducks in with a pink box.

3) again, as beforementioned, trent inadvertently getting roped into making these regularly. first it's one off thing--cheering colin up or it's mentioned that he used to make them for someone ELSE'S kid's birthday and trent knows from experience that's not to be missed, and then it's just. becoming a thing. he is regularly making biscuits now. he is ted's biscuit man successor.

#of course there's all sorts of other things i can do with this #the bittersweet nature of ted leaving and people filling in holes he left. if ted ever comes back seeing how things have changed-- #ways trent's changed his process/recipe in ted's absence and how he's had to build around the hole ted left and now has his own way of #doing things (trent crimm independent huh!) and being ''replaced'' but also in this hypothetical return scenario which wasn't even the plan #for the original fic but i can't help but think of bc im a sucker--also just. yes trent was your 'successor' but that doesn't mean #there's no room for you. and now they're that baking couple lkjfgh biscuit husbands if you will #that's a whole other optional sequel fic i think. anyway im just spinning this idea in my brain #ted lasso #trent crimm #rebecca welton #ANYWAY regardless of a potential tedependent fix it sequel #i just think like #trent finding hobbies he enjoys something that is connected to ted but he genuinely makes his own #trent and building those community bonds and a support system... #idk its not perfect but i enjoy it

[clowndensation]

sukuna/gojo is kinda like when people shoved those wolves together in captivity and then started basing all of their knowledge on wolf hierarchy and society off how they behaved, except i'm the shitty scientists in this case, and the wolves are two guys who are freaks. so i'm taking rapid notes like "wow... so men love to rip each other's hands off and cannibalize each other and fuck nasty live on camera" while everyone's trying to tell me that actually that behavior isn't natural in the wilderness, and is only brought out by stress and an abnormal environment. but instead of listening i just keep throwing them into smaller and smaller boxes with worse conditions, because i'm trying to concentrate their essence into its purest form through extreme pressure and clinical experimentation. like a diamond.

#of course the difference between me and the wolf scientists (or perhaps diamond scientists) #is that wolves are normal animals #and gojo and sukuna are fucked up weird guys #and they would have done all that regardless of the machinations that i threw at them. so. #anyways do you know how many things i have written about them that is just throwing them in a literal or hypothetical box? #the answer is 0. i've PLANNED 5 though. so. #jkaisen

[stagefoot]

#(this is all completely hypothetical of course 🧐) #but #call me a beagle the way I’m snoopin #techblr #my life #SQ #stagefoot is an inquisitive creature 👀