something about billy being an annoying older brother
like just walking into max’s room to grab a tube of lipgloss she never uses and pretending he can’t hear her shouting at him as he walks out
him tying his hair up with one of her scrunchies while he’s lifting weights and her coming out to yell at him about the fact he’s sweating all over it, dickhead
max stealing the last cookie and licking it so billy won’t eat it and him snatching it anyway because it’s billy and he simply does not give a shit
billy teaching max to play basketball and calling her a shortass every time she misses a shot and ruffling her hair into a birds nest when she scores
him walking into max’s room to tell her dinner’s ready and refusing to shut the door on the way out just because he knows it pisses her off
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so at 12 am I though weilan needs its own lesbians doing makeup meme but I have no idea why this would happen so you tell me why they are doing this, wrong answers only
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Lightning, water, and fire! Like forever before the plot starts. By the time the plot starts, the lightning and fire deities have been subjected to punishment by the two gods that picked them.
Oh (the fire deity) is first to be punished. They basically decide that since they're going to live for a long time, gotta set some long time goals! And they opt to be the wrath of the gods since most of the other deities are too 'soft' in their opinion. So Oh just. Smites humans. This isn't really a /good/ thing and in their defense mentally, they do it to help Ymber since he's the softest of them all. So their punishment by the gods is to be split in two, effectively halving the power of one into two. (Now they are in a male and a female body and use both male and female pronouns apart since they together make they but apart it feels weird to be they. But prior to the split they use they/them. Also the split bodies go by the names Ohiwe and Ohime.)
Fulj is the second to be punished. She falls in love with a mortal woman and that is a crime according to the gods. Mortals and immortals are not to be together and it will only bring suffering to both sides. So her punishment is her memories of the woman are stripped and her body basically broken to the point she can't remain physical all the time.
Ymber, unfortunately, is the one who blames himself for the discoveries and punishments. If he had only tried to restrain Oh more then maybe they would have chilled out and stopped before being punished. If he had only tried to persuade Fulj to not continue seeing the mortal woman so often perhaps she wouldn't have been punished. So he's just increasing the guilt on his shoulders every day that he remains unpunished since the elder gods have both laid down to rest. They can't enforce their laws anymore and none of the deities are keen on harming one another at this point. They just want to continue existing in peace.
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I finally gave in to my Christian Kane's hair envy. I just cut my hair and I've got the exact same cut at this.
Same length and almost as fluffy.
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(Spoilers for The Locked Tomb, esp Nona the Ninth)
I know a lot of folks were meh on the storyline with Nona and the schoolkids, and felt it didn’t really progress the plot much.
But I think that they might actually be the most important factor in the end. They were the purest, most human connections Nona had. And now that she has returned to being Alecto, that is vital. She is angry, she has been hurt and betrayed. House belief is that she will end Jod and the world. And maybe she would.
But you can’t take loved away.
And it is stated over and over that Nona loves those kids. Those scrappy, coarse, rough little survivors. And Noodle.
And its no mere chance that they are literal children. They are humanity’s future. And I think that love is what will be the deciding factor for Alecto. She won’t want to destroy them. She will want a better future for them. And Harrow will follow her in that goal. She will have found her true god, like Anastasia before her. And they will be what finally truly saves humanity.
Because you can’t take loved away. And Nona/Alecto loves those kids.
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