narcos mexico headcannon list: them being protective would include (pt. 2)
a/n: just when i thought i couldn’t get any fucking softer i go and i write this, next i’m off to tackle request thank you for being patient with me ... also needed to use this pic bc fuckin wow offended
so for this i divided this up into two categories divided up by how the narcos men would primarily demonstrate their protectiveness
the two groups that they fall under are physically protective and emotionally protective
physically protective was part 1 and here we are to go into what is for sure going to be the death of me which is those who are emotionally protective
okay when i say emotionally protective, i’m thinking that they make you feel safe; there isn’t as much concern about a whole army of people following you at all times and willing to kill someone for you but it’s about you knowing that they’re there for you
not that these motherfuckers wouldn’t kill someone for you but it’s not that they wouldn’t kill someone for you, we all saw the palma scene you know what i’m talking about
it’s just like they’re more likely to kill someone because they disrespected you than because they got too close to you
anyways the three people that fall into these categories are the softest of narcos men
palma, benjamin and chapito i’m sobbing so let’s begin my torture
hector palma
my fucking sweet soft ass daddy
like i want you to think about that scene where lupe comes out crying from the room when clavel tells her that miguel sent out to kill palma
the way he was so freakign soft with her, already reaching out to hold her when he sees her crying
that is what palma is all about making you feel emotionally safe; like you can tell him absolutely anything and he will be there to
i am heart eyes at the idea that he would for sure be the one to come check on you to make sure you were okay all the time
like when you’re at a party and maybe he’s out talking to the other plaza bosses he keeps his eyes on you, stands so he can keep an eye on you
would make excuses to go get a drink so he can walk by and check on you
him reaching up to like caress your face with his thumb and leaning down to kiss your forehead and gently lifting your face by your chin to look up at him because he wants you looking into his eyes
‘todo bien, mi vida? hmm?’ whispering gently before giving you a soft kiss on the lips
and if he takes too long because you’re like cooing up at him the other guys are smirking and yelling at him to stop being a madilon (being whipped) but he wouldn’t give a shit
him turning back around after you reassure him you’re okay like 24 times he nods and turns around with his stupid smirk flipping the other guys off and he’s like ‘ya calmanse, tranquilos morros’
notices when you’re off right away, like even if you’re like in the slightest mood he is on it trying to make you feel better
palma will literally call his men to figure shit out today by themselves ‘porque me voy a quedar con mi reina hoy y punto, hijos de su reshingada madre’
will do whatever you need, this bitch would happily stay in bed with you all day/ you want your favorite meal? he will slave in the kitchen all day and just have you curled up in a blanket sitting at the kitchen table
can you just imagine freaking palma with a trapo slung over his shoulder, looking over at you and winking at you, before coming over and squishing your cheeks just being like “ugh mI SHULADA”
but yeah him squishing your face would be something he does often because he’s convinced you’re the cutest piece of shit he’s ever encountered
will do anything to make sure you’re happy and holy shit if someone makes you unhappy ... if someone upsets you palma’s going off
like baseball bats to he knee head popping off you know
benjamin
the level headed one amongst a family of complete human firecrackers; calm and collected god he’s such a soft daddy
but also conservative daddy on the streets for sure
benjamin wouldn’t be one, LIKE HIS BROTHER, to be smacking your ass, kissing at your neck and grabbing at you
it’s very much like he doesn’t want anyone seeing him be intimate for you; those things are only shared between the two of you
benjamin treats you and respects you like a queen and he will not fucking stand for anyone treating you like anything less
can you imagine the amount of times he has to smack the shit out of pancho’s and ramon’s head
angry hissing at them, this isn’t the time where he’s yelling at them this is when he gets in his really low whispers and pulls them really close to threaten them through closed teeth
like ‘no puedes ver que hay una dama, no quiero oir tus grocerias enfrente de ella, estamos?’
and if that’s what he’s out here doing to his brother’s imagine how he would be around literally anyone else
min makes it a point that you mean so much to him
since he isn’t the biggest in pda, he feels like he needs to constantly reassure you that he still loves you
like very subtle acts of pda, holding your hand and giving it a soft squeeze so you’ll look up at him and he’ll give you his warm smile and kiss the back of your hand
cannot leave the house without a goodbye kiss and being able to tell you to be safe and call him if you need anything
like he can’t go on with his day if he hasn’t reminded you of those two things
and at first assuming the whole ‘call me if you need me’ thing was just a thing he said to make you feel better but wouldn’t really be able to do
but then you call him one day; maybe you’re having car trouble and you need help being like ‘i’m sorry amor... i know you’re busy and...”
and benjamin is already snapping at someone to get the car ready and is immediately telling you he’ll be there in a few minutes, telling you there is absolutely no reason to apologze he meant it A N Y T H IN G
i just his protectiveness is all about taking care of you, making you feel safe in the fact that no matter what he got you... you don’t have to worry about anything as long as he’s here
mi chapito
chapito absolutamente el amor de mi vida i am sobing
chapito’s protectiveness is about protecting and perserving yOUR HONOR THAT IS SO FUCKING HIM
he’s pretty fucking positive you’re an angel walking on earth
has told his mom that you’re the angelito that diosito sent him to keep him safe and showing him there’s still some good in this fucking world
anyways you’re the purest and most precious thing in his life and he’s going to make sure you stay that way
needs everyone to see you as their pure bean too okay
the moment that i keep imagining is in season 1 is when ramon makes fun of chapito about him getting it up
if anyone made even something approaching a sexual comment around you he would be squaring this person up doesn’t give a shit that is ramon who’s half a foot taller than him no one disrespects his bebe
if some moron said a sexual comment about you fucking forget it okay the sinaloa cartel is fucking savage i need you to consider that palma, THE BOSS, beat someone to death with a baseball bat now imagine what chapito would do as the person PALMA SENDS OUT TO FUCKING MURDER PEOPLE
in conclusion, chapo would tear someone limb from limb for your ass
and again on the sinaloenses; they are the biggest fucking group of buttholes they will roast each other all day every fucking day
and chapito isn’t unaware of this, i mean cochi is his closest friends he knows what this shit is like
and oof fucking chapo can dish it out too and he’ll take it from anyone BUT THE SECOND THAT THE JOKES MOVE TO YOU HE’S SHUTTING THAT SHIT DOWN IN AN INSTANT
even to coshi he’s like ‘aye aye no te pasas cabron, de mi princesa no se habla’ and gets his most serious face because cochi’s trying to laugh it off
similar to palma and that he’d be checking in with you all the time; as much as he can and as frequently as he can
and he doesn’t give a shit about what other people may think of him but if something is upsetting you, making you uncomfortable it is fucking cancelled and he’s going to make sure of it
always worries about making you feel safe because you are his safety... you are home to him and he’s going to make sure of it
also protective in like stupid subtle ways wanting to make you feel safe; walking on the side closest to the street on the sidewalk, keeping his hands on your waist when you’re walking through a crowd, always checking the house to make sure everything is locked up, always sleeps with his arms wrapped around you
i have this idea of him buying you a guard dog so that he knows you’re safe when he’s away... s o b b i n g
i will end this before i end myself
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hello!! would you mind writing an apartment neighbor au for yuta, taeil and sicheng? i'm really in love with your work by the way and thank you so much in advance! 💓💖
wah how sweet of you!! and sure, no problem!! (some1 asked for sicheng!!!!)find mark + jaehyung (here) // taeyong + ten + haechan (here)
Yuta
what is,,,,,cleaning? who made up that concept,,,,,
owns like 5000 chargers for different like tech stuff like his consoles, his phone, his microwave, his helicam he bought for no apparent reason except for the fact that it looked cool, probably owns that hoverboard from nct dream??? does he use it??? no???? but it has a charger and all those chargers are tangled right in the corner of his room and it’s a Mess
eats in his bed and then says he doesn’t but when sicheng is over with taeyong and jaehyun he feels a crumb under his butt as he’s sitting on yuta’s bed and he was like “what,,,,,,,,,,the heck”
owns a wii u and gets super competitive in wii sports resort like,,,,,he doesn’t take games lightly
other than that he’s pretty simple. doesn’t own a lot of stuff which becomes a problem because he has like one towel and that towel is in the laundry so he has to run naked from the bathroom to his bedroom
and like instead of money gifts he’s just like for the holidays can someone buy me some drapes. mine tore like 4 months ago
has soccer memorabilia in his living room but it’s not displayed neatly it’s just a mess of soccer balls he sticks into the shelves and team jerseys and some old photographs from japan
his mom sends him photos and he puts those up but that’s like the extent of his decorating
walks around in sweatpants and nothing else and leaves the window open and the neighbors are just like YUTA every time and he’s like sO RRy (never changes his habit tho)
and speaking of which you know yuta and he’s really friendly always smiling and you even saw him once dancing to a SISTAR song that was playing in the grocery store you were both in
so you’re like you know he’s a cute, silly guy
but what you don’t know is that he’s also LOL player summorname: winwinshyung WHO KEEPS COMING FOR YOU in GAMES
and it’s because your apartment building is right above a pcroom and you always go down there to blow of steam but everytime you queue into a game,,,,,,your like ok whatever different people on your team
but this one ,,,,,, player,,,,,,winwinshyung,,,,,,,,,will not freakign get off your back
and it’s happened like 3 weeks in a row and you just want to know WHO this dude is
and it’s by chance that you get up to go buy some snacks and as you��re walking past another booth you see that the person is playing league,,,,,and their summorname,,,,,, oh my god its him ITS WINWINSHYUNG
and you try to get a peak of his face but you can’t so you do the old ‘bump into his chair and apologize’ trick and when the person looks up you almost fall over because,,,,,,,,,,,,that’s,,,,,
that’s yuta
and you’re like WHAT and he’s like oh!! you live in my building and you’re still on the fact that he’s the a**hole from your game like you can’t believe it
and you’re like “winwinshyung,,,,,is you?” and he’s like YEAH are you on my team whats your-
and you’re like “no im on the opposite team and im going to c R U S H you” and he’s taken aback but you stomp off to your seat and crack your knuckles and you’re like LETS DO THIS
and the whole time you’re playing your like “do it so you won’t get embarrassed in front of him. he’s your neighbor. you gotta. do it. kill his TEAM,,,,,,curse him and his,,,,,really handsome face and good gaming skills”
but ofc,,,,,,,,,,,you lose and once you get up you’re shocked to see yuta standing there and he’s like smiling and you’re like he’s gonna rub it in
but he goes “you did really well!!! i was surprised you could hold me off for so long!!!” and you’re like what and he’s like “that was our team strategy for me to keep you preoccupied. you were really strong though, we should game together!”
and you’re like.,,,why is he being all nice and you wanna be like “bye” but he’s like digging around in his pocket and he’s like “good neighbors should treat each other, want to go get chicken with me?”
and he smiles again and you can see how pretty his smile is, how pretty his eyes and skin are up close and you’re like dammit dammit damm i t
but you end up in the chicken place sitting with him in one of the outside tables eating together and yuta,,,,,is pretty funny like not only super handsome but with a great personality
even though he rubs some of the sauce off on his jeans which makes you laugh into your hand
but it’s like enjoyable,,,,,and you talk about games but also he tells you he’s from japan and you’re like that’s so cool tell me more
and you end up only going back when it’s like 2 am and as you’re walking he like
steps around you so he’s walking closer to the street and you’re on the inside and it’s such a subtle,,,gentlemen-y thing to do but you find your heart skipping a beat
and once you get home he’s like “i hope we see each other soon!!” and you’re like “yeah!! thank you for the meal!!” but before you go inside you’re like “is it true,,,,i heard from some neighbors that you walk around shirtless with the windows open??? are you really like that?” and yuta bursts out laughing and he’s like “why, are you interested in the view?”
and you turn scarlet red and you’re like nO I JUST HEARD A RUMOR OK BYE NOW but it’s cute the next weekend you see yuta in the pcroom again and he’s like “hey, you’re gonna play?” and you’re like maybe a bit and he’s like cool tell me when you’re done so we can go on another chicken date
and you’re like yeah omg- wait did he just call it a chicken date (he did)
Taeil
always has soft music playing in his apartment
since he has the last name moon and people refer to that as his nickname he got a lot of moon shaped stuff during his housewarming,,,,which is pretty cute like he has a little lamp that is the shape of a crescent moon and some dining wear with a night sky theme and he’s embraced it,,,,he thinks it’s kinda adorable
wanted to keep plants but he settled for buying a fake mini-tree and putting it in his living room and covering it in little ornaments that double as photograph frames of pictures of his friends and stuff
yuta insisted that his picture be at the top and taeil was like,,,,,,,,,,,sure but when yuta came back for some reason it was haechan’s photo at the top Who Did This
haechan voice: it was not me
doesn’t own a bed, lays out a futon when going to sleep and everyone is like that’s so traditonal of you and taeil is like no i do it because i could sleepwalk and end up falling off my bed, hitting my head, and dying
taeyong: why is that so specific
taeil with the same expression: because i have Fears taeyong lay off
likes warm shaggy carpets probably and like big blankets that he can roll himself up into and just sleep,,,,because he always goes to sleep way to damn late
the neighbors are always curious as to why his lights are on until like 3 am and it’s actually because he stays up listening to music and playing guitar
makes guests wear slippers inside and all the slippers are different animals and there’s this cute secret side to taeil even though he’s really mature and awkward sometimes
and you’ve only really talked to taeil like twice,,,,,once while you two were getting mail and another time when he helped you fix your broken lightbulbs but other than that it’s a very smile-based friendship you guys have,,,
until you find yourself sick in bed, literally unable to move because your fever is dragging you into hell
and the friend you called like 5242 times isn’t picking up and you only have the strength left to get out of bed, ring taeil’s doorbell and beg him to go get you some meds from the pharmacy
and he does because taeil is a good person
but he,,,,,,,,,has no idea how to take care of sick people. the motherly one in his friend group is not Him so he calls taeyong and explains the situation and taeyong is like get them meds, buy some soup from a local place, and then make them tea and taeil is like ok ok got it
but then he hangs up and he’s looking at all the medication and he’s like What,,,,,,,,,,,The,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Hell
and so taeil comes back to your place with like ten bags and you’re like why in the world he need so many
and he’s like “i got 20 different meds. 5 different kinds of soup. and some packets of herbal tea, in a variety of flavors im going to read them outloud and make some kind of motion for which one you want ok here we go: raspberry, green tea, lemongrass- ok lemongrass? ok ill go make it”
and for someone who doesn’t take care of others a lot,,,,like physically,,,,,taeil works really hard to make you feel better and it’s really sweet
even though you don’t hear him call taeyong like ten times just to make sure he’s helping and not accidentally making you worse
and taeyong at some point is like “is this your significant other that you’ve been hiding from us or something?” and taeil is like. well he’s like nothing he just hangs up
because ok yes maybe he’s trying so hard not only because you know,,,,neighborly love,,,,,but he also thinks you’re cute
even when you’re sweaty and sick and coughing and wearing some oversized shirt and your hair looks like a nest
he still think you’re cute and wants to get you all better
and when he realizes you can’t even hold the bowl of soup and he has to feed you,,,,,you see his cheeks flush red and you think it might be because the soup is hot
but taeil is just like bkfgdsw im,,,,,feeding my crush,,,,,ok keep cool moon taeil you’re a manly, cool dude,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no just scream inside your head nonstop for the next couple of minutes
and with taeil’s care you’re back on your feet in like two days and you’re like “i don’t know how to thank you!!!” and taeil is like you don’t have to!
but you’re insistent and he’s like “it’s really ok, just if i get sick perhaps you’ll take care of me?”
and you agree, because of course you will but you also let it slip out that you wouldn’t mind just taking care of him everyday he’s so charming
and taeil is like what
and you’re like UM it’s the fever still speaking hahahahaha
but taeil is pretty sure you haven’t had a fever in the past few hours so he just smiles to himself hehe
Winwin
universally adored by the entire block. i would even dare say,,,,,the entire neighborhood,,,,,,,province???
has a shelf full of chinese movies and books and comics because he misses his home country so much that he’s gotten into the habit of collecting whatever he can find in his native language and his parents will always send a care package when they can
is really proud of where he’s from so he ha chinese charms and items that his parents consider lucky hanging around his house
old photos of him in his costumes from dance are up in the living room and he even has some trophies too!!
seems like the type that wants a pet but doesn’t have the time so he has a pet fish that’s named after his home province zhejiang (which literally means zhe river which is a good name for,,,,well a fish)
keeps his place really colorful and pretty and won’t admit it but has an affinity for stuffed toys,,,,mark got him a little toy dragon once and winwin liked it so much he displayed it on a shelf in his bedroom he’s adorable like that
color coordinates his closet (he learned this from the one and only Taeyong)
owns a lot of card games,,,,seems like he’d be pretty good at them too because he’d always just have a cute angelic expression so no one would think twice about him having the upperhand but everytime they play they end up losing and doyoung is like winwin is magical and winwin is like “you all lost and owe me fifty dollars collectively”
likes to buy fresh flowers because they smell good so he gets them for his kitchen hehe
you and winwin don’t talk much,,,,mostly because you’re always leaving your house in a hurry and he’s not much of a,,,,,open person with strangers a bit shy/???
but one day as you’re both taking the elevator up to your floor it suddenly shakes and you and winwin look at each other and then realize that,,,,,,you’re stuck
and you have no reception on your phones so you have press the emergency button and wait till someone responds to help you two and that could take literal Hours
so you and winwin slide against the walls and sit,,,,,,,,,,,in silence
and like 45 minutes goes by of you counting sheep and winwin looking down at his phone and you can’t take the boredom so you’re like “do you wanna play like,,,,,truth or dare or something?”
and winwin looks up at you and is like ??? and you’re like “sorry, im just really bad at being bored you can so no though-” but winwin seems intrigued so he kind of sits up a bit and is like “you go first”
and he picks truth so you’re like well is it true you’re from china? you know it’s the first question so you go easy on him
and he’s like yes truth or dare?
and you’re like ok dare and he’s like,,,,,,i dare you to do a handstand and you’re like in this elevator????? now????
and winwin is giving you an innocent smile and he’s like sure why not
and you’re like ok,,,um,,,,,trying to figure out how you’re going to do this without falling over and looking dumb
and winwin is like “let me show you!!” and he just, like water,,,,is able to get his hands on the floor and lift his body up and you’re like holy hell are you dancer???
and winwin after coming down is like “yes ^^ im happy you noticed!!” and you’re like,,,,,omg
but you try at first by walking your legs up the wall which like does not work and winwin is like let me help
and he reaches out to hold your ankles but you’re ticklish so you end up kind of kicking a bit and he’s like wOAH and you’re like s O RRy
and he’s like you know what let’s skip this dare instead um i dare you to take a really bad selfie and show me
and wow ok winwin is way more ,,,,,,, creative than you expect him to be
and your time stuck in the elevator is pretty fun until the lights suddenly go out and it’s pitch black inside and you,,,clam up in fear
and winwin is like “are you ok?” because he feels your tense shoulder against his and you kind of lean in toward him and you’re like “im sorry, the dark scares me a bit,,,,”
and you can feel the warmth of his arm but you don’t want to be weird and like hide against him
not until he pulls you toward him and your head gently falls against his chest and he’s like “im here. don’t worry”
and you’re shocked,,,,,,like he????? is full of so much mystery and charm
you thought he was the quiet neighbor too scared to talk with others,,,but he’s actually pretty funny and even,,,,,straight-forward??? it makes you kind of blush
also for a dancer he’s so strong,,,,anyway,,,,
you stay beside him and when the lights go back up and the elevator begins to move winwin looks down and you peek up at him
and you both turn red now that you can see each others faces and he lets you go and you get up to gather your things
and when the doors open you’re faced with the technician whose like “sorry i didn’t get here earlier, but hey - did you have fun together?”
and he winks and you and winwin are like redder than ever like WHAT NO ,,,,,,, and you both stumble out and go to your doors and the technician just shrugs
but you have to hold your bag to your chest once you’re inside because,,,,you still feel the warmth of winwin holding you and it ,,,,,it was nice
and winwin is also in his room remembering how nice your hair had smelled, you pressed against his arm,,,,,,,and he has to like shake his head and he’s like,,,,,,,,it’s,,,,what is this
he meets up with his friends and he explains that he felt a warmness from you and a warmness in his friends and jaehyun is like “winwin, i think you’re experiencing what we call a crush” and winwin is like i know what a crush is jaehyun,,,,,,,,,but ,,,,,,,,,,,maybe
haechan: good plan, get stuck in an elevator again
taeyong: no. that is a bad plan don’t do th-
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