#all so dumb

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

#gale dekarios #shadowheart #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my art #want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter #she is gale's familiar. to me. #he may not necessarily *want* shovel #but it's too late now #he's her wizard it might be more apt to say #tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt. #also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭

[excavatinglizard]

Shoutout to my dad for being the funniest person I know

#mitski #dumb shit i do #lesbian #I'm turning reblogs back on but you all have to be nice to each other or you're losing Lesbian Dad privileges #would like to add that mitski is an incredible writer and lyricist and so much more than sad lesbian music. #I am. however. a sad lesbian who is haunted by said lyrics and writing

[lilislegacy]

percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod

literally everyone else’s view of percy:

#percy is SO badass #the most powerful demigods alive are all in awe of him #if only he knew how other people saw him #and no i didn’t include annabeth quotes because she’s a teeny bit biased #STOP SAYING PERCY IS DUMB #percy jackson #leo valdez #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel levesque #reyna ramirez arellano #nico di angelo #heroes of olympus #pjo #percabeth #percy jackson and the olympians

[rileyclaw]

emerald trio: enigmas to all, but most especially amity blight

#like have u ever had someone step on ur back after a long day of being hunched over. #its HEAVENLY #the owl house #toh #emerald trio #toh s3 #gus porter #willow park #hunter toh #this comic is dumb. i just want to draw dumb things. crawls into a cardbox box in a rainy alleyway so pitifully #amity blight #toh comic #fanart #my art #need someone to do this to me rn actually ive been hunched over all day drawing #fsghdjfhsjdfs

[clouvu]

Father-Son bonding moment ✨

#genshin impact #arlecchino #freminet #based off of that one twitter post because it's just SO arle x her children core #well mostly just fremmy and lyney #In my little delusional brain arle treats her little feline daughter like a princess and will be carried as such #the boys however will be held like Objects #ANYWAYS HAPPY ARLECCHINO DRIP MARKETING DAY I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL BUT I WAS LAZY SO INSTEAD YOU'RE ALL GETTING A DUMB MEME

[jibril-thelibraryangel]

Hot take but… “Gale was a teen soldier who got brainwashed, by a manipulative dictator, into the idea that sacrificing a small number of troops was worth it to definitively stop the government that had spent years ruining the lives of him and his people” and “Gale’s gross disregard for human life directly led to the death of Prim and thousands of other civilians including children, and Katniss is justified in her anger and has no obligation to ever forgive him” are two statements that can and should coexist together.

#the hunger games #I feel so often Gale just gets painted as this one dimensional villain that was just hiding his true evil all along #which is dumb #but the only people who I ever see defend him are the ones that think what happened was just an accident and Katniss should’ve forgive him #which is even worse #katniss and gale #katniss everdeen #gale hawthorne

[wearecrowley]

good omens crack 2 of ∞

#good omens #gomens #aziraphale #goodomensedit #my gifs #good omens crack #good news I started a new job today yay #bad news I'm now too tired to do a set for ihaw23 #so you get this dumb set I made a week ago instead #love you all #and yes I keep using larger and larger text sizes #I'm not gaslighting you I'm experimenting #and yes this set completely contradicts the first one I made #it's still funny #I'm going to shut up now and get some rest

[dumbbullet]

I mean... I'd vote for him.

#tumblr polls #comic #vanilla extract #artists on tumblr #dumb doodles #if there are spelling errors no there aren't #yall voted for shitty comic so here you go #(you actually voted vanilla extract but we all knew that) #i already had to edit “illigalization” which isn't a word apparently

[caemidraws]

Oath/breaking

#aesthetic #fashion #dungeons and dragons #dnd #art #ocs #marsilio #if it feels incomplete it's bcs all my strengths left my body as i was drawing it n had to invent the whole new modern AU #to make up for the pain i've subjected the blorbos #now they can have one more universe to be dramatic #also dont mind the spoilers in the bg #this is also the last art i had in queue so from now on its either dumb comics or the Void #unless i manage to finish this new blorbos art...

[noxcheshire]

I just think

It’d be really neat if Danny looked more like Martha Wayne than Thomas Wayne.

LIKE

I love the Danny Fenton looks like Thomas Wayne or Danny Fenton is Thomas Wayne reincarnated — but the BEAUTY of Martha??

Of Alfred interacting for under five minutes with Danny, dabbing his eyes and going, “That is indeed Martha,” I WANT IT. I want Martha who was spunky and sassy and wanted to do good for her town the same way Danny wants to do good for Amity Park.

I want Martha who loved to take Bruce and the family out to star gaze because her baby had never seen the stars before, and the way his eyes light up like a mini galaxy takes her breathe away the same way that Danny feels when he turns his head up to the sky yearning for something he knew loved but doesn’t know what.

I want Martha who would literally find trouble in a paper bag because she can’t help her curiosity the same way Danny can’t help tripping over his own ghostly tail and making a mess of things before he figures things out.

I want Martha who would fight men who thought they held power, going absolutely feral from stress the same way Danny does when he’s tired of not being able to do his homework or pick up a vacuum against the wall to clean because ghosts.

I want Martha who loved the pearl necklace that Bruce had picked out for her birthday, and Danny reaches towards his neck and startles when his fingers only touch skin when he is certain there was something supposed to be there. I want Danny whose eyes linger on whites and pearls when he passes by open window stores in the mall, fingers itching to flick a nail against the smooth surfaces.

I want Martha who died bleeding underneath the hand of a gun, hoping to everything above that her boy would be safe, and Danny whose body burns at merely looking at the makeshift guns his parents create in the lab, his heart pounding desperately with a yearning to save there was someone she wanted to save the ghosts.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #I just think Danny being Martha is a deserved little treat #also #mom! Danny #let Martha Wayne be feral #she became the joker in a different universe when Bruce died and Danny became Dan when all his loved ones died like??? #CONNECTION #let them both be so brilliant and yet so dumb #two wet cats that will primly lick at their fur before setting their tail on fire on a candle #by accident #Danny being a mom to Bruce on instinct is also precious to me #Bruce being torn because: that’s a kid but that is also my mom #on the other hand Danny could have also reincarnated into Martha instead of Martha into Danny #whatever works honestly #so long as Danny gets to mother hen Bruce and smother him in love #and also have both Alfred and Thomas just rolling their eyes as Martha tries desperately not to swing a wine bottle #Martha and Danny will either stress clean or stress fight #pick and choose your fight (ง’̀-‘́)ง

[triona-tribblescore]

He's a little silly but we support him all the same <3

#Im so sure someone has probably already done this #but everytime I see this legend of a vine I think of our metaphorical dumb blond turtle <3 #lil guy is so smart in all areas bar the obvious #nahhh but fr the headcannon of leo and april being each others queer confidant has my heart <3 #love them sm <3 #also I need to draw april more?? #love her so much i really should #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt april #rottmnt comic #rottmnt fanart #unpause rottmnt #tribbleart

[bluerosefox]

No Longer In Service

Okay

Okay

hear me out

Ghost King Danny Summoning!

The heroes fail to stop it, everyone is panicking, they feel like they’ve truly failed to stop it. etc etc

EVERYONE is ready to fight for their final life.

They’re as ready as they can be to go against something so evil JLD are scared of it.

SO when the dome that was sealing them away from the summoner finally shatters they are expecting some huge eldritch being, something made of pure nightmares... Only...

Only to find an old tape recorder in the middle of the summoning circle...

Everything is dead silent. No one moves...

Then it clicks on and makes a loud noise.

The noise?

It was the no longer in service beep.

“We’re, not, sorry.” a teenage voice began after the beep ended, startling everyone as they weren’t expecting this at all “But the Ghost King you are trying to reach is no longer in service or rather King anymore. Thus any big evil world ending plans you have made will not be approved during my reign. Please, get a life and try to actually live it because I will not be ending anyone's or mass genocide anything... Also to the really insane Fruitloop that tried summoning a being with the warning of "will cause the end of your world". I am the Ghost King now, eventually everything and everyone will enter my domain regardless of who, when, how, or why. That is something I can wait for, I got no reason to speed it up.... So have a pleasant day and enjoy being arrested or ended for doing this dumb summoning if you decided to do this in front of like everyone in your world or something... Goodbye!”

The world went silent after that.

That...

None of them were expecting that at all.

#Danny Phantom #DPDC #dp x dc #dcxdp #ghost king danny #danny phantom dc #Danny trolls those who summon him #he can sense the intent of his summoners #so whenever he feels a fruitloop trying to summon him he sends an old tape recorder #Tucker helped him set it up #But this leads to... so many questions #'who gave the very powerful title of Ghost King to a teen?! #the adults are questioning it #their teenage sidekicks though? they get it #its funny #all this power #and yet they do dumb and questionable jokes #and memes #dpdc #dpxdc

[chloesimaginationthings]

Bruno’s group has two moods

#myart #chloesimagination #doodles #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #jjba #JoJo part 5 #golden wind #guido mista #narancia ghirga #leone abbacchio #I had a vision #honestly they are such a funny trio #they deserve more clout as a unit #all violent yet so dumb

[humming-fly]

I only just now realized what a shame it is we never got to see Al and Greedling really interacting

#nocturnal hangout buddies #so much to talk about like 'why did you kidnap me if you're already immortal you dumb asshole' #and games like 'try to guess the stupid song ling is hollering in the mindspace for the 10 millionth time' #it woulda been good #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #greed #greedling #alphonse elric #comic #my art #doodles #always so fun to come back to this style and remember it's far and away the painting style i'm best at #in terms of efficiency and final look #and yet i basically never use it at all lma o #anyways hope you enjoy this comic that doesn't really have a punchline a;lsdkfj #those are few and far between for me so gotta enjoy em when they pop up!

[ohitslen]

Kiss gun!

Based on this tweet!

#oooh they are so dumb UAAAAA #I only have two Vashwood moods and it’s the horrible knowledge of existence and the perishment that comes with it #and silly coocoo *airhorn* #today we got the second one. like Russian roulette you will never know what I will drop next #there is some additional parts to that tweet that I’ll doodle soon! it’s such a funny thing they are dumb and we should all embrace that #they deserve to behave in the most embarrassing ways affectionately and enjoy every ounce of it #I’m letting them be happy see? can I claim the sixty billion double kissis??? #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #trigun fanart #vash #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #not sure which version this would be but I’m so tagging them all OQNWM #trigun stampede #trigun maximum #lenssi draws

[totally-sapphic-posts]

Imagine coming home after a long day and they just hug you. They hug you in a way that melts all the tension from your muscles, and makes the stresses of the day fade into some distant memory. It’s one of those hugs you feel like you could fall asleep in, but you don’t want to because you want to savor every ounce of it even though you know you’ll get a million more of them

#post #I forgot what I was typing because my partner made me smile and all thoughts disappeared #why does my partner make me dumb 💀 #I feel like someone in one of those Disney movies when they talk to their crush and their brain malfunctions 😂 #so the words in this post aren’t exactly what I wanted to type but I can’t remember what it was 😂😭 #wlw #wlw blog #wlw post #wlw textpost #wlw sapphic #wlw yearning #useless wlw #sapphic #sapphic blog #sapphic post #sapphic textpost #useless sapphic #sapphic yearning #lesbian #lesbian blog #nblw blog #nblw #wlw pride #lesbian post #useless lesbian #nblw post #nblw textpost