#all the tea

[offical-tea-spiller]

*shows up to a private meeting*

Oh no, gasp you caught me.

I suppose I'll have to tell you everything I know...

Oh, hi bestie, @feyrecursebrkr need to catch up while we drink some of my famous tea.

@the-moon-on-a-string, Beron is not your real dad, son, I am... Actually, it's @daycourt-daddy.

Also, Lucien Spell-Carver, you are the heir of the Day Court.

Lady Autumn, you and Helion are mates.

@shadowbabiesdaddy Morrigan is queer, child. Good to see you are too to some extent. Congratulations on the wedding by the way.

@futureautumnhighlord some of your folks are planning a revolution since they figured out you were in on killing Beron. Just a heads up.

...I suppose that is all for now... Also, I'll take that! *takes cloak off of @therealradicallord and puts it on* Love this design way better than the black ones I usually wear!

*disappears, leaving everyone stunned*

#xoxo the suriel #Tea spilled #All the tea #I know everything #Don't pretend to hide it #I know more about you than you do yourself #Goodbye #Catch me to know more #the suriel #acotar roleplay

[imdawndenbo]

WHO WROTE THIS?!

#the l word #the l word generation q #ALL THE TEA #jenny schecter #i'm dskfdjkgnfdjgbdfg it's hilarious

[madwheelerz]

Holly is observant wtf?

#holly wheeler #i'm shocked #like she is picking up everything #all the tea #st rewatch #episode stamp s1x01

[vypcr]

seeing a journal meme came with the realization that no I really don’t think Tory would keep a diary/journal bc she thinks it’s lame, except under the specific circumstance that she has to keep one for her therapy and I just think seeing what she writes about people in her therapy journal would be so much more interesting

#[ooc] #ALL the tea #I'll rb it tomorrow if I remember #it's just super late rn and I need to yeet myself into bed

[seraphofthesimps]

My coworker is looking at me crazy for the laughing I am doing at some of those replies these texts pages are spewing out

#all the tea

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

About to create the Pelican Town Trailer Park

#I’m IN LOVE with the cabin options here holy shit #new setup for all my keg cabins is gonna be a cute trailer campground #sdv #stardew valley #spilling the Tea

[beif0ngs]

The passing down of the Straw Hat from the legendary Oda Eiichiro (Creator of One Piece) and the one & only Tanaka Mayumi (Luffy's Japanese Voice Actress)

#One Piece #opgraphics #OPLA #One Piece Live Action #Oda Eiichiro #Tanaka Mayumi #Inaki Godoy #Monkey D. Luffy #One Piece Netflix #*mine #what an incredibly HUGE honor it must've been to be acknowledged by both the creator and Luffy's iconic VA!!! #honestly still can't get into the hype for the OPLA series... #but this actually brought a tear or two to my eye :') #and i wanna reiterate that i have nothing against the OPLA cast bc they all seem like genuine lovely people #anime live action adaptations is just personally not my cup of tea

[chubs-deuce]

Alastor may dislike new age tech but that doesn't mean he doesn't have his sources lol

#hazbin hotel #alastor #velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel alastor #digital fanart #digital art #fanart #art #my art #I just like the idea of Velvette keeping him in the loop with online drama and new age lingo #you can hardly manipulate people effectively if you can't fucking understand half of their slang after all #Velvette likes that he can keep up with her wit and is just as much of a judgy gossip as she is - Alastor finds her brash attitude amusing #he also has sources she doesn't so it's always nice to exchange information every once in a while over some tea/coffee #plus it's funny to hang out with your roommie's main source of hateboners bc he's actually pretty chill

[artlefty]

Sometimes I read a tma fic that has the tea martin is serving be like some...fancy herbal or floral stuff.

My dude, come here for a second-

This is a workplace in England. It is Tetley. It is PG Tips. It is yorkshire gold.

It is NOT ginger hibiscus or green tea or fuscia with parma violets. it is a cuppa. It is a regular ass cuppa tea with some milk in it. Maybe some sugar.

Serving unprompted herbal tea to a coworker is a violent act of hatred. It is a decree of warfare.

Your boss asks you to make them a cuppa and you put Ginseng Green Sea Buckthorn tea on their desk? You are telling them you hate their guts. You are letting them know that you think they are the worst person on Earth.

#im wheezing #this is all LH #and i love herbal tea #but it does make me laugh #tmaposting #tma #the magnus archives

[wasyago]

random question

not a tea expert, just curious

#yagotalk #god knows if i made every poll i ever wanted this acc would be nothing but obscure polls... #normally i hold back but im on my 3rd cup of tea for today and the tea to selfcontrol ratio is all sorts of out of propotrion now

[sulkybender]

FALSE: Iroh invents bubble tea.

TRUE: Zuko invents bubble tea in underslept kitchen accident.

Sokka, genuinely confused, poking at it: Were you trying to make pudding or were you trying to make tea?

Zuko: Yes.

#zuko #sokka #zukka #Iroh #atla #bubble tea truthers #come on we all know Iroh would have hated it

[potatoes-tomatoes]

I’ve had this exchange in my head far longer than I’d like to admit

#south park #sp kyle #sp ike #south park kyle #kyle broflovski #ike broflovski #cels doodles #this is ike’s number 1 comeback when Kyle tries to get all preachy w/ him #like Kyle can warn of the dangers of cartman all he wants but then he gotta explain why cartman has his own ringtone #and why they hang out every damn day #anywho I think it’s adorable and hilarious that Ike likes Cartman #I think the broflovski fam would be chill w cartman (he’s had tea with sheila before) it’s just kyle who’s pressed hfkfkfhf

[guardian-angle22]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN. Actor and Tea Connoisseur.

#hayden christensen #star wars cast #my gifs #listen i've fallen down a web of old hayden interviews #and now all I want out of life is for him to make me tea #I'm just imagining hayden foraging in a forest for fresh tea ingredients and honestly it tracks #swcastedit #haydenchristensenedit

[your-local-granny]

"Our job is to find truth, no matter how painful it may be."

#Happy dl6mas someone get this man some tea and a shock blanket #went suuuupremely crazy last night #and forgot I made a post about Gregory edgeworth at the club lmao #that was in research for this #AAAAANYWAYSSSS #things to think about. The fact that edgeworth has been operating with 98% of the facts of this case #and trying to piece it together his entire life #But bc he is gaslit into thinking he shot his dad he can’t view himself as anything other than a killer #also. There’s something about him being fated to do all the things he did in 1-4 like it’s alllll apart of a predetermined plan from mvk #ANYWAYS #feeling normal this dl6mas #aa #ace attorney #dl 6 incident #dl6mas #miles edgeworth #Portal art💕🌸🌤️

[azaleaforrest]

I love Tumblr's shot at the muskrat with this effing checkmark, lmmaaooo

#rambling #the spice is nice #all the tea #spilled

[forestofsprites]

making tea is so good. it's GREAT!! this brilliant little routine that yanks you out of a spiral, out of the mundane tasks befalling you, and forces you to do a couple little steps. just a few steps. you know how to do 'em, could probably do it upside down! and out of it? out of it you get a hot little beverage. fucking foolproof

#like oh yeah this assignment isn't actually the end all be all of my entire life. tea ! #thoughts #and likewise for coffee enjoyers i should imagine