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ofcowardiceandkings · 5 months
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writes "get fucked" in reply to a survey question about small boats
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lonesomedotmp3 · 1 year
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so funny to get mad at edmund over his actor being a tory. dude we ALL heard their accents right. what were you expecting lol
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is this a fucking joke. who did they ask and how did they ask them. literally nobody I've ever spoken to has ever been "satisfied" with outsourced PIP services. they literally fuck people over AS A RULE, not exception. i would love to see those stats but predictably, where it says "more info here" there's no actually clickable link.
Tory cunts lying through their fucking teeth, as usual.
This is from a government response to a gov.uk petition to review the PIP process btw.
(Image description: A screenshot from an email which reads:
"Personal Independence Payment (PIP) contracted providers
Both PIP assessment providers, Capita and Independent Assessment Services (IAS), strive to provide excellent service to claimants and are held to account for their performance. They have consistently exceeded their customer satisfaction targets of 90% for PIP, achieving collectively 96.6% until the end of February 2022. More information can be found here."
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sebnameyourcar · 1 year
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if the left in the UK really want to mobilise the middle class centrists then yeah football really is the way. gary ‘shits on the pitch and shags crisps’ lineker has become the face of a movement now apparently. solidarity
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WHYD THE DUMB SLUT HAVE TO DIE ON A THURSDAY AT LEAST GIVE US MONDAY OFF
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daughterofkos · 2 years
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As funny as it is to see the entire conservative party collapse and boris get what he deserves in the most clownshoes way possible, I am also just sat here watching with ever increasing dread as the prospective PMs vie for leadership by seeing who can be the most virulently transphobic.
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shad0whunt3r · 2 years
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Genuinely with the way this country is heading, I would not be suprised if we actually enter a civil war/all out rebellion. All I can really say then is stay safe and make sure loved ones know you love them
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kigiom · 3 months
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gotta pick a fight with a st andrew's student at some point I swear
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hoesformatt · 2 months
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SEX SONGS
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chris smut, Inspired by Sex Songs by Tory Lanez (it’s so chris)
dom!chris • poc!reader friendly
contains: CHRIS A EATER IN THIS ONE, oral (both ends), missionary, talking through it, some spitting, naked sex (skin to skin contact), unprotected sex (Don’t fucking do that), pet names, no use of y/n
word count: 0.8k (OF PURE SMUT)
the bold are the lyrics
we get straight to it, there’s no buildup…
not-proofread
I make all the bad girls horny
He propped me against his desk holding my legs up by my knees as our lips and tongues meshed together.
“I wanna eat your pussy so bad mama, I wanna know how you taste” Sitting up on his desk he spread my legs opened to get on his knees going down on me. The warm and wet sensation touched my heat, moans escaping my lips.
I bury my face in it ‘cause you’re gorgeous, yeah
Chris’ pulling me towards his mouth, he laid his tongue on my soaked cunt, sucking on my clitoris to then lick on my folds. “Fuck yeah Chris— Hnghh— Shit” He kissed my clit with his nose digging into my pussy.
He spit on my cunt continuing to violate me making my back arch while I gripped his brunette locks in my hair for a sort of comfort. Chris’ hot breath sent shivers down my spine and pleasure along my pussy “Just like that and I’ll cum, fuck, fuck—” My climax inches on me as I quivered uncontrollably and cream-like liquid spewed out of me.
Chris didn’t hesitate to lick the moisture off of me though I was still catching my breath so I then looked down at him picking himself up to pull me close to him and macking on my lips biting my bottom lip. I tugged the band of his sweatpants, dropping them to the ground.
Crawling off the desk falling to the floor, I rested my cheek on his rough and hard cock inside his undergarments, I sifted his dick from his boxers holding it to my lips. I taunted Chris by playing with his slit, dragging the tip of my tongue along it as he kissed his teeth.
I began to swirl my tongue against his shaft gazing up at him to see his expression of pleasure; lips slightly separated, eyes slipping close, enjoying the sensation. “Baby please, I need it”
I let my saliva slip onto his cock putting it into my mouth, bobbing my head while rotating. I held his balls in my left hand massaging them and jerking the end of his length with the other.
Chokin’, spit in her mouth she want more, oh yeah
“Split those lips” Popping my lips off, I left my mouth wide open for Chris to spit in mouth, catch it, I mixed our saliva, I sucked Chris off methodically and his whimpers got louder, turning into moans ringing in my ears causing my arousal to rise.
“Your mouth feels so good mama, I-I can’t wait to dive into y-your pussy”
Shit I couldn’t wait either
He was put in a trance by the bliss he was experiencing resulting with his eyes rolling back aggressively withering to stay open. “You know what you’re doing to me baby” He gripped my head to stay in the position I was in to swallow his cum, he finally finished and I let go, detaching from his length.
“Lemme feel you mama” Chris lifted me up and latched onto him, our naked bodies hugging and complimented each other, his pale and light skin, with my darker caramel skin tone. He placed me on the bed, ever so carefully, caressing my soft, warm skin.
Aligning his dick with my pussy being at my eye level, he was holding my hips slowly entering me never breaking the eye contact. I was stretched out by Chris’ girthed cock and being in pain as he stopped before I allowed him to move into to me.
Slipping out he spit directly on his length and he slid within me “Holy shittt, you’re so— warm and tight baby” He cut his word, moaning straight in my ear.
Tell me you was freak, didn’t know you was that way
Chris’ thrusts were laboured but deep and his cock grazed against my insides, feeling filled up with his inches “Yes Chris yes, fuck yeah, don’t stop please” Everything hit me at once, his cock touching my g-spot, our fast paced breathes and the slick sweat building between our skin.
“Tell me how much I make you feel good mama” I was dickmatized, completely unaware of to everything but his movements “So good Chris, so fucking good” Our skin-smacked together sending clapping noises bouncing off the walls, he lands his lips on out of satisfaction.
“Chris keeping fucking meee, i’m gonna cumm” I felt the knots in my stomach begin to twist and I suppressed the feeling. “Cum for me baby, show me how good I make you feel”
“Hah—SHIT!” My rolled back without warning and legs started twitching as Chris supported body after pulling out to cum over my belly.
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sensei-venus · 7 months
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When Bullying Pays Off~ (Bully!Tory x Bimbo!Chubby!Reader x Sam)
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Kinktober Day 8-Voyeurism
(Unedited) (Mentions of Bullying, Public Sex, Lockerroom Sex, Strap On, Mild Hate Sex, Sam Watching, Squirting.)
Imagine if Sam and Bimbo!Reader are friends. The whole time Tory has been bullying people Reader has been growing more and more upset about it.
She keeps telling Sam how messed up it is, that it's so mean and rude. She pouts all the time whenever she sees the blond girl come down the hallway. Watching as she shoves some kid hard into a locker.
Sam agrees with her but doesn't say much besides that. She doesn't feel like she should get too involved in what ever the aggressive girl is doing. She would rather just leave her to her own devices.
Enter where Reader goes over to Tory every chance she can get. Walking over to her and trying to tell her off. Getting up in her face and going on a long rant about how she needs to stop bullying people so much.
The whole time Tory doesn't give a single shit what she's talking about.
She's too busy starring at Reader's pretty tits. Pushed up in a huge push-up bra, basically right in Tory’s face the whole time she's getting yelled at. They just sit up so perky in the tight little bra of hers. She threatened to spill out at any given moment, ready to give Tory the eye-full she so wanted. She licks her lips as she just watches the girl rant and rave at her. She honestly could care less.
Sam desperately wants to stop Reader from getting in Tory’s space but she can't being herself to go over and grab her. No matter how many times she does this she just can't stop her.
One part of her says it's because she doesn't want to pick a fight with the blond. Another part tells her that it's because she might be attracted to the sight. Watching her friend get into the local bullies face, watching that bully….
Eyeing up her friend??
Sam can't help but watch as Tory scales the girl up every time she makes a move to come talk to her. She sees the way her eyes start to get a little cloudy, lust forming in seconds. The minute Reader opens her mouth the girl is already sizing her up. Sam can tell it's sexual too, not her normal “how can I beat this person up.” kinda look. The way she licks her lips, bites her lips.
It makes the shorter girl rub her thighs just a little at the sight. Something about Tory’s lust-filled gaze makes her wet just a little bit. It has her pussy twitching ever so slightly. Her eyes building with hunger.
It isn't until one day Reader goes into the locker room to try and confront Tory about her bullying once again. Sam tries to tell her not to go after Tory but she doesn't listen and follows her into the empty locker room. After a few long minutes and no word from Reader, Sam feels like there is no other choice but to follow behind. She can't just leave Reader alone with the school's new bully.
When she walks into the locker room all she can do is gasp in shock.
She covers her mouth with her hand when she gets an eye full of what is going on.
There is Reader spread out on one of the gym locker room benches. Her gym shirt was pulled up under her armpits, her big tits were pulled out of her bra cups. They bounce around with every new thrust that Tory gives her.
Said girl has ditched her gym shorts and thong on the floor. She's sporting a nice thick purple strap-on around her waist and crotch. She pounded away at the chubby girl's poor pussy. Sam’s eyes are glued to where they are connected, watching as Tory pulls the big dildo out of the girl's cunt.
It's drenched in a nice layer of Reader’s hot juices. It's splattering everywhere along with spilling down to the bench. It makes a puddle between them on the hardwood.
“Looks like little princess Samantha has decided to join us hasn't she.” Tory grunts out while glancing over to the still-shocked Sam. Her cheeks grow hot as she watches them go at it. Reader is moaning and squealing while trying tohold onto something, anything she can get her hands in. Her nails dig into the bench the best she can. Her eyes are glazed over while looking up at Tory. Their hips smack together in the most obscene way.
“I bet you like this, don't you? You like watching me fuck your best friend fat cunt. I bet you love watching me get my rocks off to this tight pussy while you rub one out, don't you.” she smirks while going harder. Her hips snapped against Reader’s ass. The loud sound of their flesh meeting fills the room.
It's loud and nasty and makes Sam’s heart beat speed up. She can't help but rub her legs together. Her pussy is watering at the sight now. She can't help it anymore.
Quickly she puts her hands down her own pants, pushing past the flimsy elastic of her gym shorts. Her fingers push past her panties and dive into her folds. She can't believe how wet she is, her folds are sopping. She can feel the dampness that has spilled into her light cotton panties. There ruined now. Chewing on her lip she watches them.
Her fingers circle her clit as she watches Tory go at the bimbo-like girl. Tory is like an animal in her prime.
“Fuck!” is all that Reader can say from under the girl. Tory uses her full body weight to press the girl down. The hardwood digs into her soft back. Her eyes are crossing now and her mouth is stuck in a permanent oh. Her whole chubby body is moving back and forth, her tits moving with every push and pull.
Sam feels hersestart to tip over the edge as she watches them go at it.
It's clear that Reader is into what ever kind of game Tory is playing here.
It's clear when Reader’s toes curl up from behind Tory, eyes locking with hers. Moments later she sees the thick girls ass shake and twitch.
With wide eyes, Sam watches as Reader unleashes a wave of hot cum all over Tory’s strap. She moans out and squeals as she squirts all over. It sprays out in hard gushes. Tory grins as she uses her whole hand to message the girls twitching pussy. Erratically rubbing at her clit while she sprays out her hot juices. The strap is pushed out moments later.
A big wet mess starts to form as a puddle under them on the floor.
Sam can't help but cum on her own fingers at the very sight. Her eyes roll a little as she bit at her own hand. Voice peeks at the oncoming orgasm. It shoots though her whole body and leaves her weak. Her knees shake while she tries to lean back against one of the lockers behind her.
The cool metal does little to help the heat that radiates off her. Her whole body feels like its on fire now.
All she can do is pant and watch as Tory slowly withdraws from the girl's tight cunt.
She couldn't tell what was hotter, the way Tory was slinging her fake cock or her friends wreaked pussy.
Readers pussy winked and bubbles with her own cum. Sam swears she sees fat clear bubbles popping near her entrance. With every breath the chubby girl takes her hole seems to be making new one. It's almost hypnotic to watch.
Tory’s strap leaves with a dull pop and a stream of clear fluid. It hangs low and heavy between her legs. So soon realizes that Tory already came at some point, she can see that way her pussy glistens and drips with its own release. It sits perfectly under the strap.
The girl smirks at her, her face twisted in some kind of sick look.
“You like the show Princess? I bet I could squeeze you in after school.” she licks at her wet lips. A grin slowly forming. Her eyes are full an wild.
Sam can only gulp at the edgy sight.
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gemini-sensei · 5 months
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obsessed with the idea of girlcock! Tory and Yasmine recording you three having sex and posting it to their nsfw twitter account <3333
God they'd have a Hell of a time 🤤
Yasmine sets up the camera to point at the bed where Tory is laid back and you're sitting on her big cock. She comes over and starts playing with your tits while your riding Tory's cock. It's the perfect shot to capture all three of you, especially as Yasmine kisses you and turns it into a big make out session. Tory grabs your hips and makes you grind down on her, biting her lower lip.
Yasmine loves showing your clit to the camera before she starts playing with it, getting you closer to coming. She wants to make sure you both come so she can catch it on camera. Especially when you get up and her cum leaks out of your fat, sensitive cunt. It's all for show and then some. Yas will definitely eat you out after and Tory will take the opportunity to finger her too while pumping her cock, readying herself for the next round.
Hey make sure to film as much content as they can so they have stuff to post all the time. Sometimes they take pictures in the middle of sex and Yasmine will post them, basically live tweeting them fucking you 👀🥴
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ka0ila · 8 months
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| Cockwarming
pairing- maknae line
genre- smut
warning(s)- degradation, angst
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[masterlist]
han
i feel like he’s least likely to cock warm honestly
when he does though, he’d do it for hours.
he must’ve probably come across a nsfw post and asks you to try it with him
it might be uncomfortable for him at first
but theres also a possibility he’d get seriously addicted to it.
he’d ask you to cockwarm everyday everytime yall are together
he’d make it an escape to calm himself off at rough days
“baby?” “mhm” “c’mere sit on my lap”
“take em’ off”
“stay still for me, hm?”
“your cunt is shaped for my cock, darlin’”
“fuck you feel so good baby”
felix
oh he’d absolutely love cockwarming
probably use it to punish you
“yeah? you fucking think making me jealous is fucking funny baby?”
“what’s funny now, slut? you can’t even move without whimpering, shameful, truly. can’t take my cock? you have to. until im satisfied. you have to.”
“no baby, im not done, take it, take all of it, please me.”
oh, his whimpers would make you whineeeee.
we all know this guy loves asmr, might aswell make one for himself, would probably jerk off to it when he’s on tour.
“you such a slut huh? wanted my attention? and now you can’t even handle my cock? pitty.”
seungmin
[change in writing style]
you both had an argument
and this time, you were at fault
even after all the sorries and kisses, he was giving you the silent treatment
everyone was watching a horror movie and seungmin sat far from you.
you seemed sad and seungmin noticed. but he continued his act.
you were beside hyunjin
as a jump-scare came, you clung onto hyunjin’s shoulder.
seungmin’s attention was all at you
he was lowkey pissed
he’d eye you down and text you to get a blanket and sit on him without underwear.
he’d cockwarm you, then and there, next of everyone.
truly tor tortuous, or is it really?
jeongin
honestly, this guy would be freaky in bed.
sure he has that baby bread image but i swear he knows about everything going on and kinks and what not
you’d be surprised by his skills
he’d sleepy cockwarm you
you both are sleepy but needy
he’d look so hot lying there, flushed, dicking you.
oh, his moans, groans, whimpers are to die for.
would slap your ass here and there.
he’d mock and chuckle when you squirm or try and move.
“such a fucking cumslut” he’d chuckle while pushing his cum back inside your hole.
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omfg, i finally had time to post. anyways, pleaseeeeee drop some suggestions it’d get a bit easier for me >:(
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