#allison cameron

[zadalamia]

dingo furry robert chase save me... save me dingo chase...

slouches like he is avoiding god's gaze

has a snaggletooth

please give him brown contacts im shaking

chews and gnaws on everything. nuisance. responsible for ppth's 300 dollar monthly ballpoint pen budget

bites pens bevcause u never kno where there is strawbery flavour...

if he gets nervous he starts vibrating

stims a million times before surgeries

house throws his tennis ball at him. he cannot resist catching it every time

listens to king gizzard's sketches of brunswick east and changes. its real he told me in a prophetic vision

smells like shoes(your choice)

bonds with foreman over accidentally biting people

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free 2 use as whatever just dont take credit

if you feel great kinship with this art please dm me immediately i need to talk to you.

#zadalamia #art #anthro art #furry art #digital art #sketch page #house md #hatecrimes md #robert chase #allison cameron #eric foreman #furry au #furry oc #kinsona #transgender #canine #dog #dingo #anthro #furry md #fanart #house md fanart

[the-starlit-blade]

thinking about the parallel between house swabbing cameron and him encouraging thirteen to get tested for huntington's. how he does it out of a place of love for both of them because in his world ignorance isnt bliss and he knows theyll be better off for it even if they hate him for a while

#stari mumbles #house md #gregory house #allison cameron #remy thirteen hadley

[cripplestein]

the way he looks at her im nauseous

#tommy infodumps #house md #hatecrimes md #robert chase #allison cameron #chameron #chase x cameron

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

#anybody do this yet? #house md #hate crimes md #house md game #mouse bites #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #lisa cuddy #robert chase #allison cameron #eric foreman #house md meme #he needs mouse bites to live #shoutout to whoever made the house game generator thing #this took me way too long #house #dr house #also if you notice house's clothes kinda changing colors when he holds the mouse bite serum #its because i had to recolor it myself #i couldn't get the shades of gray to be exact #oh well #i also drew the nosebleed lmao #every house episode ever #generic house episode #editing this to say #this is not an original meme at all #I just ds-ified it tbh #ive seen some people not know it but i recommend you look it up #or like iykyk i guess

[incoherentchanting]

i think about this scene a lot and every time it’s so fucking funny

#what all of you? #house md #greg house #dr house #hatecrimes md #allison cameron #eric foreman #robert chase #hugh laurie

[opportunityarose]

heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point

#hate when he has rare moments when hes based #this is also the episode where hes weird ab a 17 year old girl so it evens out i suppose #house md #greg house #gregory house #hatecrimes md #james wilson #allison cameron #house blogging

[marthammasters]

May yr new year have more malpractice and homoeroticism than ever 🍾🫂

#lee postz #house md #house #Gregory house #hilson #Greg house #Allison Cameron #James Wilson #Robert chase #Eric foreman #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #id in alt text #James Evan Wilson #dr house #dr Cameron #dr foreman #dr chase #dr. house #dr wilson

[spiderpunkist]

pov ur about to become a victim of medical malpractice

#house md #dr house #dr cameron #dr wilson #dr chase #dr foreman #robert chase #james wilson #allison cameron #eric foreman #gregory house #lisa cuddy #dr cuddy

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

#house md #james wilson #gregory house #allison cameron #lisa cuddy #dr wilson #dr house #hilson #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #greg house

[desire-mona]

house in 2024 bc i see ppl post this

- chase makes "lol americans experience gun violence" jokes

- cameron engages in online discourse and starts a lot of arguments with "as a doctor..."

- foreman uses 4chan but just to sit in shock at the things he sees on there

- house is a mod and frequent poster on r/newjersey of all things. only wilson knows, not because house keeps it a secret, but because its so weirdly out of character that nobody would ever bring it up

- wilson sends reels of edgy standup comedians to house on instagram

- cuddy frequents gentle parenting forums, occasionally uses tactics on house

- taub used to run a food review channel on youtube but stopped when people called his videos "mukbangs"

- thirteen introduces herself with her name and pronouns, everyone makes a joke about this at least once

- kutner is a hamilton fan

#desire mona #kutner hamilton just made sense to me #house md #hate crimes md #gregory house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #robert chase #eric foreman #allison cameron #thirteen #chris taub #lawrence kutner #banger

[reri20]

Differential Diagnosis Time

#house md #house md fanart #gregory house #hate crimes md #art #robert chase #eric foreman #allison cameron

[houseswife]

people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

#like I know we joke about medicine drug and mouse bites but that’s literally how every episode goes. 5 incorrect diagnoses #and they’re all like ‘you stepped on a rare type of amoeba 22 years ago and it’s having a delayed reaction. we have no evidence but you are #sneezing and that’s one of the symptoms. the treatment? Lobotomy.’ #PEAK TELEVISION! #house md #greg house #gregory house #dr house #[h]ouse #eric foreman #allison cameron #robert chase #chris taub #remy thirteen hadley #james wilson #lawrence kutner

[onlypans-dot-com]

historical accuracy 101

#house md #hate crimes md #gregory house #allison cameron

[puckspoetry]

It’s all “I can fix him” this and “I could help him” that. No babe, he would break you psychologically whilst doing the worm over your grave.

#there is no fixing dr gregory house #gregory house #james wilson #Lisa cuddy #hatecrimes Md #hilson #huddy #choreman #allison cameron #robert chase #eric forman #house #house Md #hate crimes md

[iamjackstylerdurden]

#foremans contact is unchanged bc he saw what house used to have and seriously threatened to go to hr #that and i didnt feel comfortable typing anything house wouldve put #was this funnier in my head #edit: just realized i shouldve used thunder from down under for chase #house #house md #gregory house #james wilson #eric foreman #robert chase #allison cameron #lisa cuddy

[sharlinefreire]

ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:

every episode of house md is like

> the patient arrives the hospital.

> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.

> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.

“dr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!”

“do the exams, you idiot”

> dr. house will talk with the patient.

“you're stupid. fuck you.”

“dr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!”

> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.

“dr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.”

“hmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!”

“dr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.”

> they found the gameboy in her ass.

“oh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?”

“the gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleed”

> the patient, cured, enters in the room.

“i was wrong about you, dr. house”

“fuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!”

> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3

> the end.

#this is so funny to me #i'm so sorry #house md #hate crimes md #hilson #gregory house #james wilson #allison cameron #robert chase #eric foreman #dr house #dr wilson #english is not my first language #memes #lol #life is pain