#allso i just think im clever with the joke about always being a pallbearer

[ghosthan]

the movie 27 dresses but instead of weddings it’s funerals and instead of being about finding love it’s about how everyone tony loves dies, and instead of making jokes like ‘always the bridesmaid, never the bride’, tony frowns and thinks about drinking because he’s ‘always the pallbearer, never the stiff’

#this shitpost is like this close to just being canon for him though tbh #tony stark #han speaks #616 tony stark #allthough honestly this works in many universes #im havig thoughts about death tonight lets project onto him #allso i just think im clever with the joke about always being a pallbearer #this phrase suits steve well also but i think he has a different sensibility about deathh #which wouldn't quite complete the metaphhor #implying he wishes to be the bride at some point you know #death #tw death #alcohol mention #tw alcohol