#almost every time

[fartshals]

Pork>beef

#almost every time #like beef steak is good sure #but if I had to go without one or the other #I'm tossing beef

[bittsandpieces]

Have you ever fantasized about a stranger that you’ve only seen once in public? Like you don’t know each other at all, but you just found them so incredibly attractive.

Oh all the time. If I see someone I think is hot in public I'll definitely spend at least ten minutes thinking about fucking them

#bitts answers #i get a lot of those tall ass fluffy haired dudes at my job and i really really do think about what theyd look like naked and fucking me #almost every time #and the hot women??? oh my god

[allo-frouto]

What colour do you usually have your nails done? 🌻

I love pastels!

#<3 #and #I choose them #almost every time #hihihi

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

#dave bartram #buddy gask #showaddywaddy #tiswas #1978 #BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #MY HEART IS MELTING A HOLE IN MY CHEST HELP ME #also the way his little fingers curl up in the second one #i am watching them in the sixth one also #i'm not sorry that literally everything he does is cute to me okay #i love how quick he is to say that his favorite song to do live is i wonder why #because he likes singing the bass parts #and he looks so happy about it omg his cute little face and smile #his CHEEKS #dave looks like he had to think about his answer for a second before saying three steps to heaven #dave do you like three steps to heaven because you get to sit on people and kiss them every time? #almost every time #showaddywaddy gifs

[mono-red-menace]

"love every trans woman you meet before it's too late" is a tumblr post that is very close to my heart because it was inspired by a friend of mine attempting suicide.

like a lot of people seem to assume it's about the banning and stuff and i mean like it can be. love the trans women in your life before the structures around them isolate them. love them before they feel like they're unloved. yk.

but like.

love every trans woman you meet before it's too late is particularly strong to me because it's literally about a friend of mine i thought it was too late for.

i was too scared of making her uncomfortable to let her know how much i love her and how wonderful it is to know her and how happy i am to have met her. and i thought she was gone.

love every trans woman you meet before it's too late is a reminder to me to always push past that discomfort. to always try to make the trans women in your life feel loved. because we so often feel unlovable.

even if you think your actions speak for themselves, push beyond your fears. tell them directly.

"i love you."

"you're a wonderful force in my life, you make me happy."

"i would miss you when you're gone."

"please come to me with your problems."

"i love you."

let the trans women in your life know exactly how much you care about them. let them know you love them. let them know they're your best friend. let them know you'll always be there for them.

they will doubt they're good enough they'll doubt they're loved they'll doubt everything that gives them value. but take them into your heart and make them feel it.

be their shoulder to cry on.

please don't ever let it be too late.

#long post #predstrogen made a post about my friend and i almost cry every time i see it #also i used they instead of she for the hypothetical trans women in this post bc not all trans women use she/her

[suiheisen]

liberté, egalité, fraternité et yaoi

#love shuttle……. it’s the millennium of omegaverse #a win for fujoshi everywhere #had to look her up and that’s noemie the founder of nao studio publishing #also calling it bl is putting it so delicately #this is full on squelchy invisidick yaoi #anyway if you’re looking for shamelessly id-fulfilling manhwa this is it #it’s love shuttle by aeju #man who has never gone into heat his entire life and insists he is FINE with it #suddenly spontaneously keeps slipping into heat every time a certain alpha is around #and then they fuck nasty in almost every chapter #love shuttle #omegaverse #manga #manhwa #twitter #yaoi #art

[thunderboltfire]

I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.

Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.

If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.

I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.

#I'm just angry that despite of the fact I have almost every AI site blocked it still showed up in the search #I don't think these will fool anyone but still - make sure you know the things you reference are actually accurate #I can recommend Herman Dittrich's drawings when it comes to the equine anatomy #This time I was just searching for the anatomy it bc I forgot what's the name of the canon bone #anti generative ai

[eyes-of-nine]

pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week

#ahsjgdh i love the young xianle quartet sm they're almost barely not traumatized...kinda #they're very silly especially in retrospect #aaa i do also really want to draw young xie lian and mu qing but the idea of rendering that much gold detailing sounds like hell ywy #i'll do it but christ alive #my art #fanart #tgcf #tgcf fanart #tgcf spoilers #technically #also i haven't read past book 3 for now ywy #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #feng xin #hua cheng #...he gets one tag bc i'm not keeping track of all the aliases #every time i draw hc his hair gets worse and worse #my man has not seen a hairbrush in the past 800 or so years of his existence

[sluttysuperheroes]

the dodo is like girl you won’t BELIEVE this. this leopard and this dog are BEST FRIENDS 😍🥰🤩

Cut to a giant cat next to a dog that looks extremely distressed

#almost every time

[chocomars]

This is one of the ways they show their affection towards each other, by the way.

pt 2

#every time ahsoka disappears for a long time/almost dies rex is obliged to beat her ass #for scaring the hell out of him #their reunions are always so interesting because of that :)c #rex once ahsoka gets back from seetos: square UP #captain rex #ahsoka tano #ahsoka series #ahsoka show #ahsoka #star wars rebels #the clone wars #star wars #tcw #sw rebels #star wars the clone wars #swtcw #marsdraws #marsrb

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #hello friends!! how are you doing!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ #I'm very very tired today #I woke up very early today because I took a driving lesson! #I have had my licence for many many years now but I haven't driven in so long #and when I tried I just turned on the windshield wipers again and again #so I'm taking some refreshment lessons! I was really afraid of driving again but my new driving teacher is very nice (❁´‿`❁) #my last one scared me a little because he talked a lot about bathroom renovation #I just drove for an hour or so but I was so concentrated that I'm very tired now #I have another lesson tomorrow because I deleted every information in my brain about how to park a car #all those synapses are currently used to remember Godzilla facts #another big news!! #I saw a PHEASANT last week #we almost hit it with the car but luckly it remembered in time that it was a bird and flew away #I've NEVER seen a pheasant before!! ( ´ ▽ ` ) #I knew that pheasants were real because my favourite cartoon as a child was animals of farthing wood #and there's pheasants in it and then they get murdered and all the other animals are like 'oh well' #but I had never seen one! #I feel like a stronger person now #one that can drive a car #maybe even park one ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #have a wonderful evening friends #<3

[sharama]

Fffffffsssss

Aaaaaaahhhhh

Gaius leave her alone! 😭

Gods damn

-incoherent screeching-

Fuck you.

#asfghjkl #high-key crying rn #almost every time #😭😭😭😮‍💨

[hualianschild]

#vs that ultimate simp king self #he is a god tho ? almost #every time he utters a word of self hatred i want to bonk him in the head #like mf you're so pretty and beautiful inside and outside how dare you ??? #he's such a gemini (just like me fr) #also let me give you a big hug you cute hater #tgcf #heaven officials blessing #hua cheng #san lang #tian guan ci fu #mxtx #heaven official's blessing #text post meme #hob

[kamwashere]

whoever runs the verified batman account in instagram needs their ass ate cause these are hilarious

#10000 CRIMINALS TERRIFIED IS CRAZY #365 days that would have been better with alfred #NOW WHY DID THEY GAG HIM LIKE THAT #you sent the joker once and for all 9 times 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HELPPP #he’s getting out almost every month #what the fuck are you doing bruce #THE GENRES ARE SOOOO 😭 #gcpd scanner 😭😭😭😭 #amazing #topnotch #no notes #they go to the good omens school of social media marketing #batman #bruce wayne #the joker #tagging this as batjokes because why not #batjokes #dc #kamwashere

[endlessartpumpkin]

"He hums, sleepily. His gaze is trained on the fireplace now, seemingly mesmerized by the flames dancing there. But when she drapes a blanket over him he drags his gaze up to meet hers."

A young Time and Malon from this beautiful fic by the amazingly talented and lovely @adrift-in-thyme! <3

#I really hope you like it!! #I LOVE this fic so much so I wanted to include almost every detail I could #I may have gone a little crazy on the background but I just wanted it to be as homely and welcoming as you made it sound! 😅 #I love your writing I can’t wait for the next batch of horrors you have in store for them! #linked universe #lu time #linked universe time #linked universe malon #lu malink #malink #malon #cw injury #lu fanart #my art

[dogpantry]

please watch my scrungly old man kiss the inside of a glove

#cockatiel #bird #birdblr #birblr #gale #please don’t come @ me about the state of his feathers #he has pdd and cannot digest pellets and we’ve been working slowly to convince him fruits and veggies are cool but he’s always been #uninterested #he is 15 years old and gets clean bills of health every time we go to the vet #he has supplements etc just pleaseeeeeee i cannot take it lol #just look how cute and happy he is!!!!! #(he’s almost died several times cause of his pdd so im just asking to have cute videos. ok. ily)