Anthony Albanese will become the 31st Prime Minister of Australia after the Australian Labor Party won a plurality of seats in the Parliament in yesterday's Federal Election, defeating the widely loathed conservative incumbent Scott Morrison.
So, here's a blast from the past...
Bob Hawke. One of the greatest Labor Party Prime Minister's of Australia. Elected four consecutive times to be in charge of the Australian federation from 1983 to 1991. A charismatic national leader and statesman, he was also a champion drinker, but gave the booze away entirely when he became Prime Minister and remained teetotal throughout his tenure, and then went back to it in retirement. His chief legacy is free state-funded universal health care for all, established in 1984. No Australian need pay out of pocket to see a doctor nor receive hospital care. Ever. Thanks to Bob. He wholeheartedly and happily endorsed Hawke's Brewing Co. a few years back before he died aged 90 in 2019. Sorely missed in difficult and uncertain times, when leadership has been in short supply. Paintwork by Scottie Marsh. On a wall at the Carlisle Castle Hotel. Newtown.
I begin by acknowledging the traditional owners of the land on which we meet. I pay my respects to their elders past, present and emerging. And on behalf of the Australian Labor party, I commit to the Uluru Statement from the Heart in full.
The rule is that this will focus on characters exclusively from the events in case you’re wondering
Out of all the Summoner’s Gullinbursti is the biggest with the most girth. Sadly his inhuman strength makes the term “pelvis breaker” more literal than anyone would like.
There’s a line, although not clearly defined between being a children and an adult for Santas. Within this line, lands all the gifts Ded handles himself and his trip to a certain corner of Spencer’s.
Krampus for better or worse is quite versatile in bed. He can be a little subby that calls out your name, or pull out (heh!) that Dark Santa persona if you want to call his.
Being timid and assertive is something Krampus shares with Asterios who is willing to give you the experience of a lifetime if you can get him worked up.
Volos spends a lot of time breeding plants and being bred by plants. You think a college student wouldn’t try seeing what all those vines can do? Get outta here with that!
Those plants are available for purchase with a special horticultural license if you really want to try it yourself. Although, getting that license is a lot of work for something a lot of transients can do.
Speaking of that stuff, tentacles, goo and other stuff that comes from weirder doujins is Noden’s specialty.
Despite Sitri’s... everything. He isn’t actually a virgin, being a demon from Gehenna kinda precludes that. He’s just unfamiliar with, like, actual love. Not hedonism.
Chains, whips, leather, birch branches, and paddles are all something Sitri is very familiar with, thanks to a bit of help with Bathym. And something Fenrir is very thankful for.
And since we’re talking about Fenrir and his love for Kinbaku, it’s actually something he shares with Arachne, although they prefer to be on different ends of the rope.
Cait Sith is (or will soon be) a king. And as such, has a harem. What do you think that group of cats that follow him is?
As mentioned before, Alp’s knowledge of anatomy comes from Doujins and internet art he could find. It’s why he looks like a cartoonishly adorable panda and why he has his own ineffective censor bar.
The last thing I’ll leave you with is n regards to Durga, who brings a whole new meaning to “Gorilla Grip Coochie” and that’s where I’m stopping with that and this horni post.