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tyrannosaurus-maxy · 1 year

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I stabilised shots of all the 2023 cars on track! It’s wild how much they differ in size - I kept the rear tyres a consistent size (x)

#formula 1 #red bull racing #mercedes #mclaren #alpine #ferrari #haas #alfa romeo #alpha tauri #aston martin #williams #f1 #bahrain 2023

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mxgicdave · 2 years

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Started talking the other day about what kind of villagers the drivers would be in animal crossing so OF COURSE i had to draw it 😸

#formula 1 #f1 #scuderia ferrari #red bull racing #mclaren #mercedes amg f1 #alpine #alpha tauri #williams racing #alfa romeo #aston martin #haas #dave draws

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dailyf1incorrects · 1 year

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Pierre : Yuki is late. Again.

Lando : How did this happen? I called him at 8 in the morning a pretended it was 10.

Lance : I printed a fake schedule for him saying we start at 9 instead of noon.

Zhou : I told Alexa to wake him up at 6 and pretend it was 11.

Max : I set his clock to PM instead of AM.

Pierre : Oh no. We might have over done it.

Yuki, bursting into the room : WHAT FUCKING YEAR IS IT!?

#pierre gasly #lando norris #lance stroll #zhou guanyu #max verstappen #yuki tsunoda #alpine #mclaren #aston martin #alfa romeo #red bull racing #alpha tauri #f1 #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect quotes

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magical-oppas · 5 months

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Now that the season is over, here are my predictions as to what will make it into Drive to Survive.

!Disclaimer! DTS was my entry into this sport. I think the show is great in its own way and an excellent way to reach new fans, this is mostly just for fun. (If you can't make fun of the things you love I'm the wrong person to have on your dash)

Here is my list in no particular order

HAAS: They love a HAAS focused episode, partly because it brings Steiner into the picture. I personally never got why people like him but if it works it works I guess. Expect many "Suck my balls" jokes. Otherwise we are scheduled for our regular viewing of HAAS being absolutely washed on track with Guenther calling Gene every five minutes.

Qatar: Things they WONT cover about Qatar; the drivers collapsing and passing out from heat exhaustion, the tracklimits and tyre fiasco. Things they WILL cover about Qatar; the mercs crashing into eachother on lap 1 (with THAT clip of Lewis playing like 50 times), Oscar winning the sprint. I imagine them spinning it in a way that makes the sprint a huge deal (cue clip of Will Buxton talking about how essential the sprint is for F1 as a sport and almost more important than the grand prix itself). This brings me to my next point

Civil wars: We have the real civil wars and the fake ones. I imagine them using the Qatar gp to make up a war between Oscar and Lando, framing it as Oscar as a rookie getting a win before Lando. Not sure who they are gonna make the villain here, probably Lando. They could also fabricate one at Ferrari given how this car suits Carlos more than Charles, will probably blow Monza out of proportion. Merc civil war might get a whole episode(be honest, we all know that one is a competitive car away from blowing up). The french civil war is the one I'm looking forward to the most because BOY do those two like to play it dirty. I'm frothing at the mouth already to see the backhanded compliments, the jabs, the shady comments they have probably been giving in the dts interviews. Speaking of Alpine

Alpine vs Mclaren(Oscar): This is a must because they made that whole thing last season. Episode will start out with a really smug Alpine team but we will get to witness the horrible car crash of a season they are having with the amazing dts editing. Can't wait to see the Silverstone part where they show the double DNF side by side with the Mclarens celebrating a p2 p4.

Singapore: The only non Redbull winner so I will be surprised if they don't feature it. They also love a dramatic crash and Lance's one in Singapore qualy is probably the most intense one we had this season. Will probably also use the onboard footage from Lando to show the tyre skirting by him to really amp it up.

Red bull: Will it be about their amazing achievements as a team this year? No. Will it be about Max and his fantastic race craft and the way he hasn't put a single foot wrong? No. It will be about Checo and his struggles. Will also have interviews of Christian defending him that become fewer and fewer the longer into the season we go. The win streak and the domination will be mentioned only in contrast to Checo. I also have a theory that red bull might drop checo and if they do I promise you the reveal in the show will go exactly like this:

Christian: We have given him time and patience, but at some point we need to start looking elsewhere, Mclaren have an amazing pairing, Mercedes have an amazing pairing even Ferrari have really started to get into their groove. He really left us no choice.

*Dramatic music, cut to black*

"Hi I'm Daniel Ricciardo and I'm a driver for Red Bull racing. Fuck, that felt so good to say *big Daniel smile.*"

Las Vegas: Will be shown as the most epic race this season with all drivers hyping it up (Might be able to include Max in that one with enough editing). What they WONT cover: all of the thursday/free practice shenanigans. What they WILL cover: The fact that the race was a banger.

Alpha Tauri: They have the perfect angle for this set up already. Nyck was talking himself up big time last season so they are just gonna overlay that with Nyck having a mare on track. They're gonna make whole "I'm back bitches" thing with Daniel. Then they're gonna make his accident real tragic (they could also make it into a Thing that it was Oscar that Daniel tried to avoid when putting it in the wall). Not really sure what they're gonna make out of Liams short stint.

Ferrari vs Mercedes fight for p2 is gonna be HELLA dramatic. They are going to drag out that race and insert radio messages where they don't belong. I also think they are gonna make it look like Carlos was closer to Lewis in the race than what he actually was.

As I said, these are just my speculations. based on the way the show has been and are mostly just for fun.

#f1 #formula 1 #drive to survive #dts #red bull racing #ferrari #mclaren #mercedes #aston martin #williams #haas #alfa romeo #alpha tauri #alpine #add your own predictions #lets make fun of it together #mint talks

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supportdr3 · 6 months

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Quality content 😍

#daniel ricciardo #dr3 #danny ric #formula 1 #redbull racing #alpha tauri #redbull daniel #f1 #formula one #valtteri bottas #vb77 #alfa romeo #martin garrix

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velvetsainz · 3 months

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2023 F1 TEAMS ⟶ 8-10/10 ⟶ THE BACKMARKERS ⸻ SCUDERIA ALPHATAURI ⸻ MONEYGRAM HAAS ⸻ ALFA ROMEO STAKE

“If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." — Mario Andretti, Italian-American motorsport legend + one of the most successful drivers in the history of motorsports

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planetjuni · 9 months

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F1: THE HUNGARIAN GP

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landoom · 3 months

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F1blr 2023 Awards - Voting 14 - Most WTF sporting moment of the winter break

(Note : these awards are just made for having fun during the winter break and are based on my choices that I tried to keep as open as possible but please, no negativity if you think I have missed an item!)

Please, share this post to get even more votes!

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#f1 #formula 1 #f1blr awards #f1blr awards 2023 #f1blrawards #f1blrawards2023 #alfa romeo #alpha tauri #mclaren #haas #williams f1 #williams racing #logan sargeant #benny jacobs #rupert manwaring #bradley scanes #guenther steiner

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for28seconds · 6 months

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Waking up to yesterday's quali was a bizarre experience cause wdym

ANOTHER CHARLES LECLERC POLE POSITION?? Ferrari front row lockout, which, excuse me? Where the hell did that come from? I was not expecting that after FP3😭

What do you mean Lando got knocked out in Q1? How tf did that happen??

Daniel out qualified Checo for P4 In An Alpha Tauri in his HOME RACE 😳. I mean outqualifying Checo is not a big deal this year but Daniel doing it, out of all people when Checo seemed like he did a good job than his previous races IN HIS HOME RACE? Where did that come from?

Both the Alfas in Q3? Hello there!

#charles leclerc #lando norris #carlos sainz #sergio perez #checo perez #daniel ricciardo #mexican gp 2023 #alpha tauri #red bull racing #alfa romeo #valterri bottas #zhou guanyu #well good morning to me i guess

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wombatchase · 3 months

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The F1 girlies anthem is "Cars With The Boom"

Change my mind

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formulafics · 5 months

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SOCIAL EXPERIMENT

what f1 driver (retired or current) do you think these messages are referring too?

edit — hint: hes retired

#formula one #f1 fandom #shoutout to @renarots for being so funny #f1 drivers #f1 racing #formula racing #formula one racing #haas f1 team #mercedes f1 #mclaren f1 #alfa romeo f1 #ferrari f1 #williams f1 #alpine f1 #alpha tauri f1 #redbull f1 #aston martin f1

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chachavroomvroom · 10 months

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MONTRÉAL GP 2023 RACE RECAP IF YOU MISSED IT 🇨🇦

- Sargeant out - unclear what happened but something to do with the car - DNF 🇺🇸

- George hits the wall 😯

- A bunch of drivers pit; Mayhem in the pitlane 🚨

- HAM exits in front of ALO and ALO shakes his steering - Toto mocks it 🤡

- Max noted bird killer - says he may have hit one 🦅

- George re-joins?? 🤠

- Norris gets an unsportsmanlike behaviour penalty 👺

- Alonso and Hamilton battling at the front 🤺

- Norris x Piastri x KMag x Albon doing the switcharoo in the midfield 🏃🏃‍♂️

- Ferrari somehow surviving up the front with 30 laps old tyres 🧍🏻‍♀️

- Ferrari pits around lap 40 - their tyre gamble seems to have worked 🛞

- DEV and MAG touch and go park in the runoff area for a second 👹

- George finally retires the car 🪦

- ALL ABOARD THE ALBON DRS TRAIN 🚂

- Hamilton on the warpath to reach Nando 🏃‍♂️💨

- Kmag and Devries just chilling at the very end of the grid 🛌

- Esteban’s rear wing wobbling away 🫨

- ALBONO IN THE POINTS 💃

- STROLL IN THE POINTS AT HIS HOME GP 🇨🇦

- Podium goes VER - ALO - HAM 🏆

- Albon driver of the day ❤️‍🔥

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magical-oppas · 7 months

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#the tax evading millionaires are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves

#im fucking making this my thing #some people need to get this into their head #this goes for ALL celebrities btw #lets cool it with the parasocial relationships #formula 1 #f1 #red bull racing #ferrari #mercedes #mclaren #aston martin #alpine #williams #haas f1 team #alfa romeo #alpha tauri #mint talks

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twitchbois · 1 year

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i swear to god

#f1 #alfa romeo #alpha tauri #alpine #aston martin #ferrari #haas #mclaren #mercedes #red bull #williams #formula 1 #formula 1 memes #f1 memes #charles leclerc #bahrain gp 2023 #f1 calendar 2023 season begins in bahrain this weekend as dates for british grand prix & new las vegas race confirmed

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zestingbloodorange · 8 months

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formula 1 is a corrupt sport for rich people to flaunt their money and say they've achieved something in their lives and to feel like they've went through something in their lives and then put their kids in the death machines so they can continue the cycle.this entire sport has connections to big people and companies that are involved in ruining the environment and causing inflation.we are not watching the best drivers in the world we are watching the richest ones and drivers from other series have agreed on this both males and females.they're all bad people it's only the levels that differ and some of them has pushed some changes and did some good things.the ones that grew up poor also became rich beyond your comprehension so ding ding they're bad people now.you either hold them all accountable and stop acting like your fav is a good person because I could sit right now and name them all and one disgusting thing they did cause they have all done at least one nasty thing aside from being financially corrupt or stop acting like you care whilst being mad only at one or two.you're absolutely dumb or naive if you think otherwise.when I got older and realized how nasty it is I couldn't look at them with admiration or look pass what they do/did to fully enjoy or even enjoy it sometimes cause I'm not delusional or lack empathy to defend people I see on my screen that do nothing for me they actually take from me so seeing people go above and beyond to defend any of them is mind blowing.I could go on and on but this is a tumblr rant so to make it shorter this sport has no morals so until it changes which is never then you could act like your fav is a good person.

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