#alsjaldkslf

[grilledcheeseandguavajelly]

The absolute pitch Paulson’s voice hit when she screamed sent me to the astral plane IN WHAT WORLD

#the poor thing #just wanted to watch a video of her dog #alsjaldkslf #Sarah Paulson #the ellen show #these jump scares are going to keep her young I’ll tell you what

[grilledcheeseandguavajelly]

Okay so I was thinking...

I’ve seen a few fandoms doing Secret Santa for December, and I thought it could be fun!

I’ve wanted to do something for all of you to thank you for welcoming me and accepting me into this fandom so kindly a little over a year ago, and then I saw some Secret Santa posts floating around and it was like the stars aligned akdjalskldg

Would anyone be interested in doing something like this? It would be content for content, fics or gifsets or moodboards or whatever your person likes best!!

Let me know if you’re interested and I’ll make an official post with submission information and a sign up sheet and everything!!

#is this a weird idea?? #it’s been picking at me so I feel like I need to do it #also... #what fandom would it be?? #ahs? Sarah Paulson?? #alsjaldkslf I’ll figure it out #secret Santa #I’m tagging this with a bunch of stuff bear with me #Sarah Paulson #ahs #ratched #oceans 8 #Billie Dean howard #Lana winters #cordelia goode #bette and dot #Sally mckenna #Audrey Tindall #ally Mayfair Richards #Wilhemina venable #Mildred ratched #Alice Macray

[grilledcheeseandguavajelly]

It's softy sleepy hours... Hope you have a fantastic day tomorrow ✨ and drink plenty of liquids!! 💛 - C ☺️

Awww sweet Cowboy!! 🥰 I hope you sleep super well and get lots of rest!! I’ve got the day off from class tomorrow so I’m happy!! I hope you have an amazing day, too!! 💛

#I’ve been trying to drink a lot of water lately #and I think I’m succeeding??? #I don’t know alsjaldkslf 🙈 #Cowboy anon #anon asks #ask me anything #asks

[grilledcheeseandguavajelly]

Hippo birthday Alaina!! I hope you had fun and got some cool presents along ate cake! 🍍

Aldjaldjskfjkff THANK YOU MOMO!!! 🥰🥰🤗 I had SO much fun in Disney and I just had my party last night so lots of presents!!! Although no cake at my party, we had slutty brownies at my request 🙈🙈

#although I was surprised with a cake on my actual birthday #and it was soooo good #I think I gained like four pounds this week alsjaldkslf #you’re too sweet to me Momo #😩🥰👏🏼 #ask me anything #asks #asks answered #asks and replies #happy birthday to me

[grilledcheeseandguavajelly]

20, 24, 28

20. How tall are you?

Exactly 5’6” and a half!!

24. Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessarily?

Oh goodness 🙈 I’m going to say... it depends on the day. Sometimes, if it’s really good, one is plenty and I won’t want anything else but cuddles. But sometimes (usually in the morning?) I need at least two to feel any kind of relief, and if I’m being reeeeally honest, usually it takes three to five 🙈

28. Three spots that drive you insane?

Lucky for you, I have too many spots to count hehe

1. My ears/earlobes - something about soft bites here is just unghhh but also that scene from Hotel where Sally licks— you remember the one and YES PLEASE

2. The insides of my forearms - scratch me with your nails here and I am DONE. That’s it, end of story. Will absolutely melt in your arms.

3. The hair at the base of my neck - I hate when people touch the back of my neck. Hate it. I don’t like when people grab me there, even when kissing me. UNLESS they are tugging on my hair while making out with me. I think I don’t like people touching me there because it’s super sensitive? Which as you can probably guess means that tugging my hair there when things get hot and heavy is EXTRA nice alsjaldkslf

#this one is DEFINITELY too much information #cute and dirty asks #ask me anything #asks

[grilledcheeseandguavajelly]

Hiya! I love your work but also I crave grilled cheese every time I see your url. I don’t know whether to congratulate you for your url actually reminding me to eat (since I always forget) or curse you. 😂😭

Hi!! Alsjaldkslf oh my goodness, thank you so much!! Listen, I don’t think craving grilled cheese is the worst thing in the world. And you NEED to eat!! Please don’t forget, it’s too important!! (Even if it’s just something small like a grilled cheese 😋)

#asks #ask me anything #asks answered #asks and replies

[grilledcheeseandguavajelly]

16,20,25

Heyyy anon! Thank you for the asks!! ☺️

16. Claude Monet or Vincent Van Gogh?

I answered this one here!! (I liked this one a lot hehe)

20. Which color best represents you?

And I answered this one here!! (Also a fun question alsjaldkslf)

25. Paintings or sculptures?

Sculptures. This is such a crazy question for me though because I never realized other people also had a preference? My whole family love both equally, so I always felt like the odd man out when I ran straight to the sculptures in museums.

#ask me anything #asks #asks answered #asks and replies