#also ''everytime you kiss me 🤪 when you say you love me 🤪 ''

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

🧋First Date with the Team Captains🍔

Futakuchi Kenji x GN reader; Terushima Yūji x GN reader; Kuroo Tetsuro x GN Reader

Warnings: kissing, idk if that's much of a warning but better safe than sorry

AN: This is an Anon request! They didn't specify a team captain so I just picked 3 at random!

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Futakuchi Kenji

First off, getting a date with man is like scheduling a doctors appointment

Seriously everytime you suggest a time, he can't make it 🙄

So what you must do YN is simply 🌠 ignore 🌠

Let the mans come begging you for a date

Even if you don't plan anything for the next year in anticipation, we will prevail 💪🏻

When he does finally get his head out of his butt, he's going to ask you to a theme park

Seriously Futakuchi loves to show off

And what better way to show off than winning all the games 💅

Praise the man YN Seriously

He LOVES praise

All of them do but that's besides the point

But seriously fawn over this man when he wins you a prize 😭

"Kenji this is the sweetest thing any guy has ever done for me"- you 😍

"Well obviously it's because I'm the best guy ever"- Futakuchi 💪🏻

Ok whatever 🙄

You'll eventually have to pull the man away to eat something

But seriously, he will totally pay

Mans is a gentleman deep down 🎩

When it comes to going on ride, the higher the better

He will totally call you chicken if are too afraid to go

But this jerk will absolutely hold you hand or let you cuddle close 😎

Pls he isn't going to let an opportunity to hold you close go by

Will walk you home again

Hand in hand 🤝🏻

But never fear YN he won't try anything

In fact you will have to initiate any sort of contact

But give him a small kiss and this man will faint

Gone... dead 💀

Will wait the obligatory 2-3 days before asking you out again

No clue what that's a thing

But he doesn't want to seem "too desperate" 🙄

Nevertheless, he's a super fun first date!

Terushima Yūji

Honestly I feel like this man doesn't go on many first dates

He definitely asks alot of girls for their numbers but going on an actual date 👀

He's definitely someone who likes to get to know alot of people (boys and girls)

But he won't go out with someone unless they really catch his fancy

He has high standards 💅

He's kind of like Oikawa but less annoying? Yeah that's it 🤣

So when he approaches you and asks you for a date 👀

You just stare at him like 👉🏻👁👄👁

Say yes YN!!

Of course you say "yes 🤗"

He's the kind of guy that likes to do home dates

Hear me out now ✋️

Pizza, movies and/or video games and cuddling

He will insist you two sit across from each other while you are eating too

He wants to stare into your eyes YN

He's a guy who enjoys studying people's facial expressions

Don't ask me why he just gives off those vibes

The movie will be an scary movie

But a movie he's already seen

He wants to open the opportunity for cuddling

Pull gradually pull you closer and probably scare you 🤪

He's a guy who loves to laugh on dates

Will definitely make the first move when it comes to kissing

He's not afraid to go for it

Will also walk you home or make sure you gave a ride before you leave

Will plan a second date right away if he digs you 😍

Kuroo Tesuro

It takes Kuroo a long time to get the courage up to ask you on a date

Seriously, it seems like he's testing the waters for like a freaking year!

Kenma, Kai and Yaku are getting annoyed with the wait

Yaku thinks they need to push Kuroo and Kai thinks they need to give him time to make his move

Kenma walls up to you and says "YN go out with Kuroo already"

Kenma 👉🏻 🚶‍♂️ away

You 👉🏻😳😃

Kai and Yaku 👉🏻😳😲

Kuroo👉🏻😀🥲

Kuroo is finally going to make a move because he doesn't want to be embarrassed

He really just needed that push honestly

He's going to ask you to one of those interactive museums

Don't ask me why, but he wants to have fun while getting to know you

Plus like those places provide all the opportunities for easy conversation and corny jokes 🤣

Will just randomly hold your hand and he's sweating 😅

The bby is nervous YN so squeeze his hand 😭

Hope you are able to do everything one handed YN because he won't be letting go

Congrats you have a new extension of your body YN 🙌🏻

After the museum, he will take you to a quiet Cafe for lunch or dinner

And Kuroo is going to sit right next to you

Like you will practically be on his lap YN

Sorry you opened the flood gates I can do nothing for you

Will walk you home or take you on the train/bus

Seriously he's paid for everything too

I actually headcannon that all the hq boys will pay for you

Seriously they are all really sweet 🥺

Kuroo will definitely go for a cheek kiss first

But turn your head and lick lips with that man

Welp YN, it's over for you

Prepare to be announced as his partner the next day

In fact, Kuroo is going to ask to hang out with you the next day 😅

Mans has zero chill

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[getoswhore]

ᥫ᭡ ─ HAPPY NEW YEAR! ⸝⸝ bestie appreciation post!

okok, i’ve made some amazing moots— besties* (cause once we meet on this hell site of an app, we automatically 4lifers ‘n your mine forever xx <33) 🤪🤪 like, augh, i never knew i could meet such amazing and genuinely sweet people on here, especially in the span of a few months. like?? 😳😳 that honestly just proves to show how lovely and amazing y'all are :”))) so cmere ‘n gimme a big sloppy new year's kiss!! 😈🖐

AND MAY THE ONLY TEARS YOU SHED ALL 2022 COME FROM GAGGING ON DINGALING, AMEN!! 🥺🙏

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pop the champagne hotties cause it's a new year!!

#omfmgg ik this is like rlly late #but i slept all day cause last night was a lot skfkskd #but here take it enjoy it caress it love it grrr #MWAH #ᥫ᭡ — bella shut up!