“the new mean girls movie was bad blah blah blah”
okay, valid, but pretend you’re a lesbian and then watch it again and get back to me
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“nice argument, unfortunately…”
Annabeth: *types up an actual argument*
Frank: I disagree
Piper: ur wrong + ratio
Nico: i’m inside your walls
Percy: i fucked your mom last night
Leo: IP. 173. 16. 39. 103 N: 62. 1387 W: 51. 2426 DMZ: 72. 85. 375. 92. DNS: 8. 8. 8. 8
Jason: *blocked*
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Struggling with your Partner
(or. More pridemonth art yayyy)
Buy the print here
[id: Two matching portraits of Kim and Harry in the style of pop art. In Kim's portrait, he is looking at Harry's bicep which is reflected through his glasses. He looks flustered as his ears are tinted red while sweat runs down his forehead. In Harry's portrait, he is openly gawking at Kim who is smoking, reflected through his red lips shaped sunglasses. The phrase, "I can't think straight," is written on both portraits. /end id]
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Prompt 165
Danny is rather bemused but honestly with how his life is, this might as well happen. Apparently he has seven more siblings now, and a whole second dysfunctional family. And apparently he, Ellie and Jordan are the babies of the family. So.
Could Clockwork have mentioned that one of his variants had children before? Maybe, but this gets him out of becoming ghost king at the age of fourteen, which is a baby to the Realms anyway.
Well, hopefully their new siblings will be fine with them…
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“Not a soul assigned to their case at the Bureau could make sense of their existence. There wasn’t a single scientist, parapsychologist, doctor, or specialist with over a dozen PHD’s under the sun that could figure them out. Pyrokinesis in a human? They defy every law of nature, yet they exist amongst humanity regardless. How do you explain that?”
“The truth is that there are a lot of unknown things out there in the world that mankind hasn't even begun to scratch the surface of. Everyone flocked to this case trying to find rational answers, but there aren’t any. Look at the files in your hands. By the eyes of science, Pyro should not exist. Don’t you know what happens to things mankind doesn’t understand? The Bureau has done sickening things to them in the name of research.”
“That’s why I helped them escape, Conagher.”
Excerpt from the novel INCENDIARY; A TF2 Pyro origin story
Read the latest chapter of 'Incendiary' on AO3 here!
Artwork created by the incredible @narklos ♡
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yk what we deserved messy polyam blended family laenor/rhaenyra/laena/daemon(/harwin) trying to raise five kids and their baby dragons. we deserved that.
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she deserves her own post
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